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[♪]
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What's up?
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Yeah, what's happened, Tiska?
What's up?
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Yeah, what's happened, Tiska?
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Listen to this:
"Tiska, Taska, and Baska Jones,
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"our triple wedding
must be postponed indefinitely.
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"not returning to port today.
Have been ordered to Honolulu.
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See you in a few months,
love Tom, Dick, and Harry."
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If we're not married
by midnight tonight,
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we can kiss the $10 million
legacy goodbye.
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We're sunk.
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No, you're not.
A smart lawyer's never sunk.
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I read about the fleet
going to Honolulu,
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so I figured out a little plan
to save your inheritance.
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Well, let's have it.
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Simple.
Today you marry three convicts.
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Tomorrow they hang.
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You get your $10 million,
minus my fee, of course,
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and you're free
to marry your boyfriends.
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Nice, huh?
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But what about the convicts?
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Yeah, how about that?
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There they are.
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ALL: Ooh.
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They can't hang us.
We're innocent.
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We're innocent, I tell you.
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You're telling me.
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Well, they're gonna hang us.
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Oh, no.
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No. I'm too young to die.
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I'm too young and too handsome.
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[GRUNTS]
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Well, I'm too young.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck,
nyuck, nyuck.
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Hold that.
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Oh, thank you.
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Listen, you,
we got 24 hours to live.
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Think. Think. Think.
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[JACKHAMMER HAMMERING]
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Attaboy.
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Attaboy. Think it up.
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I got it. What?
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A terrific headache.
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Ha-ha, he stuck--
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Come on.
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Listen,
we gotta get out of here.
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If we only had a saw.
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Hey, what about these?
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Wow. Where'd you get these?
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I save bottle tops.
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Is this a musical saw?
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Certainly. It plays
"I Hear a 'Ripsody.'"
Is this a musical saw?
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Certainly. It plays
"I Hear a 'Ripsody.'"
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[CRIES OUT]
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That was a "rhapsody"
in the kisser.
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Come on.
Get on those bars, quick.
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[SAWWING]
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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Let a guy that can saw
see... saw?
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[EXHALING]
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♪ Oh, give me a home
Where the buffalo roam ♪
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♪ And the deer and the antelope
Are pla-a-a-ying ♪
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Hey.
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On your guard.
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[CRIES OUT]
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Oh. Oh. Oh, look.
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You ruined the saw.
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Gimme that. [DOOR OPENS]
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Gentlemen, my name is Diggins.
I'm a lawyer.
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This is Tiska, Taska,
and Baska Jones.
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STOOGES: How do you do?
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ALL: Would you marry us?
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Will we? Oh, boy.
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Start the ceremony.
Nyuck, nyuck.
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I now pronounce you
man and wife.
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Oh, boy. We're married.
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Brother-in-laws. Niagara Falls.
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Hey, wait!
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Bamboozle. How do you like that?
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No wedding kiss.
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Happy honeymoon, gentlemen.
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Well, I'll be hanged.
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DIGGINS: You will.
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Nyuh-uh-uh-uh.
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You had to bring that up?
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Stop it.
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Howdy, folks, howdy.
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This is your old friend
Bill Stein,
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bringing you
a jerk-by-jerk description
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of the triple hanging
of the mushroom murder mob.
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This broadcast is coming to you
from Hangemall Prison.
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We're at the gallows' side,
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and it's a beautiful day
for a hanging.
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Peanuts, popcorn, soda pop,
chewing gum, candy.
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Get your programs, gents,
all the names and numbers.
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You can't tell the victims apart
without a program.
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Program?
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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[COUGHING]
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Hey, hey, hey.
You better watch that cough.
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First thing you know,
you'll wind up with pneumonia.
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They say strawberries
are good for a cold.
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Strawberries won't
be in season for six months.
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STOOGES: We'll wait.
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Just a minute.
Line up there, boys.
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This broadcast comes to you
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through the courtesy
of Edam neckties,
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with stores at three
convenient locations:
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Skagway, Alaska,
Little America, and Pago Pago.
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Are you ready?
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STOOGES: Ready.
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One, two--
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[CLANGING, ROPES SNAPPING]
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[THUDDING, CROWD LAUGHING]
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Oh, the ropes have broken.
They're all down on the floor.
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What kind of a hanging is this?
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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LARRY:
Hey, that's my head there.
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Stay tuned, and I'll bring you
a word from the contestants.
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You're free.
The governor's pardoned you.
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"Mickey Finn and his gang
have been captured,
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and they've confessed
to the mushroom murder."
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You're free, boys!
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STOOGES: We're free.
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Here, boys, say a few words,
will you?
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[LAUGHS]
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[SPOOKY] I am the shadow.
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Boo! Ah-ah-ah.
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Here's to us, three new widows.
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[KNOCKING]
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Tiska. Taska.
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Baska.
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CURLY: Whoo-whoo-whoo.
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How did you zombies
get out of jail?
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We were innocent.
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The real murderers confessed.
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The governor pardoned us.
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So here we are,
and until death do us part.
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Until death do us part, eh?
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Certainly.
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Oh, boy. What a joint.
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[WHISPERING INAUDIBLY]
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Okay, then. Give us a kiss.
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Oh, honey.
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Close your eyes.
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STOOGES: Oh.
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That's just to let you know
who's going to be boss.
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MOE:
Oh, well, if that's how it is,
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why, that's how it is.
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Shake.
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[WOMEN CRYING OUT]
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MOE: That's just to let you know
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who's gonna be boss around here.
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We've got to get rid of them.
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We'll get rid of them.
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All we do is insist
they become society gentlemen.
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We'll make them take
dancing lessons, fencing, baths.
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[CURLY SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
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Boy, this ought to take off
the pimples and blemishes.
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Yeah, maybe the skin too.
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Who cares?
I'll be a skinless frankfurter.
Yeah, maybe the skin too.
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Who cares?
I'll be a skinless frankfurter.
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Oh, I see.
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[SNORTS]
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Oh.
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♪ La, la, la-la, la ♪
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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♪ La, la-la, lee ♪
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♪ La-la-la la-la la ♪
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Hm.
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[PANTING]
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Smell good on the inside too.
Ain't you the one.
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♪ La, lee, la, la-la ♪
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♪ La, la, lee, la ♪
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[PANTING]
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♪ La, lee, la-la, la, lee ♪
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Hey, listen.
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Now we're in society,
and we got to act like society.
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I refuse to act that dopey.
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Say, what do we know
about society?
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Well, startin' tomorrow,
we're gonna learn.
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We got to act like gentlemen
so these dames we married
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won't have any excuse
for throwin' us out.
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You mean I can't go to sleep
with my shoes on?
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That's exactly what I mean.
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Now, get to bed.
Like a gentleman.
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[CURLY IMITATING ALARM]
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Hm.
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Nyah.
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It's no use.
I can't sleep in this bed.
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Me either. It's too comfortable.
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For once, I agree with you guys.
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We got to fix these beds
so we can feel at home.
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[HAMMERING]
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Oh, boy. Just like jail.
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Yes, sir,
all the comforts of home.
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Grab a bunk, boys.
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Mm.
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Hey. How do you expect me
to get up there?
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Figure that out for yourself.
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Mm.
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Oh.
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Hm.
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Ooh. That's dangerous.
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[HUMMING]
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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[CREAKING]
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I'm all right now. Nighty-night.
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MOE AND LARRY: Good night.
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Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
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[IMITATING CHILD] I fall down.
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Oh, you did, eh?
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You fall down. Shut up.
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Can I reach him?
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Give him one. That's it.
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That's what you get
for puttin' me on top.
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[SNORING]
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[MUTTERING]
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[SNORING]
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[MUTTERING]
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[SNORING]
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Quiet. Quiet.
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I been sabotaged. I'll get--
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Hello. What--?
Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
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We'll be right down. Okay.
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Hey, fellas. Hey. Hey.
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I didn't do it, warden,
honestly.
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Never mind. Listen.
Our dancing teacher's waiting.
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Dancing? Oh, boy.
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I gotta have my breakfast first.
Dancing? Oh, boy.
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I gotta have my breakfast first.
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We don't eat till after
we've taken our lesson.
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I quit.
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You can't. That's what
they want us to do.
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Get up. Oh! Oh.
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Get up. [WHIMPERING]
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Now, in order to become
good dancers,
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you must follow me closely
and do exactly as I do.
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Do you understand? Okay.
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Here's a dance that's most
popular in society.
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You'll never go amiss
doing this.
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Follow me closely
and do exactly what I do.
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Ready?
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[CRIES OUT]
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Well, get started.
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Whoo-whoo-whoo.
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[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
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[ALL SCREAM]
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Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo...
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Oh. There you are.
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I came as fast as I could.
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What seems to be the trouble?
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Listen, you got us to marry
those Frankensteins,
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now get us a divorce.
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You have to have grounds
for a divorce.
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Well, we made them take dancing
lessons, wear fancy clothes,
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and even take baths
10 times a day,
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but still they don't complain.
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I've got it. Give a big party.
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They're bound to humiliate you.
262
00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,920
All your society friends
can testify for you.
263
00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:19,920
Divorce will be a cinch.
264
00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:21,420
[CROWD CHATTERING]
265
00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:27,760
I haven't looked this pretty
since I was a baby.
266
00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:29,260
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
267
00:12:29,260 --> 00:12:31,270
Come on, let's check in.
They're waiting.
268
00:12:33,770 --> 00:12:35,270
All right,
watch your P's and Q's.
269
00:12:35,270 --> 00:12:36,270
Come on. Don't worry.
270
00:12:37,770 --> 00:12:38,770
CURLY: Nyuck, nyuck.
271
00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:41,610
STOOGES: Well, here we are,
272
00:12:41,610 --> 00:12:42,610
the life of the party, folks.
273
00:12:42,610 --> 00:12:44,110
[ALL GASPING]
274
00:12:44,110 --> 00:12:45,110
Whoa.
275
00:12:46,610 --> 00:12:50,230
BASKA: Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
276
00:12:50,230 --> 00:12:52,320
Well, my scheme is working.
277
00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:53,320
Mm-hm.
278
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,790
Oh, Williams?
WILLIAMS: Yes, sir?
279
00:12:55,790 --> 00:12:57,830
Williams, when you bring
that big cake in,
280
00:12:57,830 --> 00:12:58,790
I want you to walk up...
281
00:12:58,790 --> 00:12:59,830
[WHISPERING INAUDIBLY]
282
00:12:59,830 --> 00:13:01,330
[GASPS]
283
00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:04,330
Yes, sir.
284
00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:12,220
Hey, you gonna
eat that chicken alone?
285
00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:14,730
No. Maybe if I wait,
I'll get some potatoes.
286
00:13:14,730 --> 00:13:16,230
What kind?
287
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,230
Mashed.
288
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,230
You got 'em.
289
00:13:21,230 --> 00:13:23,740
Hey, what do you think
you're doin', playin' poker?
290
00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:25,320
Quit stackin' the deck.
291
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,400
Quiet.
292
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:27,910
Boys, wouldn't you like
some punch?
293
00:13:27,910 --> 00:13:30,410
Certainly. And see what the boys
in the back room will have.
294
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,910
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
295
00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:33,410
Pass me the-- Ooh, I'm sorry.
296
00:13:35,410 --> 00:13:36,330
I heard you've traveled a lot.
297
00:13:36,330 --> 00:13:38,920
Are you familiar
with the Great Wall of China?
298
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,920
No, but I know
a big fence in Chicago.
299
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:41,920
[CRIES OUT]
300
00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:45,920
Wouldn't you like to sit there?
It's much more comfortable.
301
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,930
Ain't she "hospital."
302
00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:50,090
That's where I'll put you
if you don't be quiet. Go on.
303
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,180
Say, Jasper,
how's your tapeworm?
304
00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:54,680
Fine. It took the blue ribbon
at Madison Square Garden.
305
00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:55,680
Fancy that.
306
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,130
You fancy that.
307
00:13:59,550 --> 00:14:01,770
In former years,
we traveled incognito,
308
00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:03,360
then by freight.
309
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,610
Now we just thumb it.
310
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:07,700
But of all the rides I've taken,
I like best--
311
00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:09,360
[GASPING]
312
00:14:11,730 --> 00:14:13,320
You clumsy oaf. You tripped him.
313
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,820
He certainly did not.
The butler did it deliberately.
314
00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:17,320
I did not, sir.
315
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,090
He did it.
316
00:14:31,090 --> 00:14:32,590
Thank you.
317
00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:35,090
But you started it.
318
00:14:42,150 --> 00:14:43,730
As a rule, parties bore me,
319
00:14:43,730 --> 00:14:45,730
but I know I'm going
to get a bang out of this one.
320
00:14:45,730 --> 00:14:46,730
[BOTH GASP]
321
00:14:46,730 --> 00:14:49,740
Oh, senator, I am so sorry.
322
00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:51,490
[SCREAMS]
323
00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:52,570
You missed me.
324
00:14:52,570 --> 00:14:54,080
Oh, yeah?
325
00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:59,080
[LAUGHING]
326
00:14:59,580 --> 00:15:02,000
Rachel, wait, please.
327
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,080
Who did it? Who threw that?
328
00:15:04,090 --> 00:15:05,090
He did.
329
00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:06,170
Oh, you did, huh?
330
00:15:06,170 --> 00:15:07,760
Stop it. Do you hear me?
331
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,870
[SCREAMS]
332
00:15:09,870 --> 00:15:12,460
And there we were,
in mud up to here.
333
00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:14,460
Oh. Oh.
334
00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:15,960
Mm.
335
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,970
Oh.
336
00:15:17,970 --> 00:15:18,970
SENATOR: Who threw that?
337
00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:19,970
Oh, who did this?
338
00:15:19,970 --> 00:15:21,350
I'll find out.
339
00:15:21,350 --> 00:15:22,440
What's the idea?
340
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:23,940
Who interfered with my romance?
341
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:24,940
Why you--
342
00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:26,190
Gentlemen, please.
343
00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:28,780
Please.
344
00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:29,780
Oh.
345
00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:32,560
We strive to please.
346
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,150
Stop, stop.
This has gone far enough.
347
00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:37,150
Love thy neighbor.
348
00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:39,150
[LAUGHTER]
349
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,990
Why, you--
350
00:15:42,990 --> 00:15:45,080
But I raised my rifle and fired.
351
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,920
Naturally, the, uh--
The lions halted.
352
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,330
So I turned to my right,
353
00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:53,730
and there, coming toward me,
was a--
354
00:15:55,340 --> 00:15:56,550
Another lion.
355
00:15:56,550 --> 00:15:59,760
But did it scare me? Not a bit.
Old soldier like I am.
356
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,840
Then I turned
to come face to face with--
357
00:16:03,390 --> 00:16:05,260
Another lion.
Just at that moment,
358
00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:07,730
That very moment I heard
a roar to my left.
359
00:16:07,730 --> 00:16:11,440
The lion that I thought
I had killed was only wounded.
360
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:15,020
But you understand exactly
what I'm talking about.
361
00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:17,530
Well, at that time--
Now, there I was,
362
00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:19,530
one lion here, one lion there,
363
00:16:19,530 --> 00:16:22,030
nothing but my trusty knife
and my bare fist,
364
00:16:22,030 --> 00:16:23,110
but there I was, about to--
365
00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:26,530
Oh, me.
366
00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:29,120
Never have I been through
such a lion fight.
367
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,710
Somebody give me a pie.
368
00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:33,290
[SCREAMS]
369
00:16:33,290 --> 00:16:34,290
[LAUGHS]
370
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,800
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
371
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,300
Funny, isn't it? Yeah.
372
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,470
You're that cutie-pie.
373
00:16:42,470 --> 00:16:44,850
MOE: Why, you-- Where is he?
374
00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:46,440
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
375
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,440
Mm.
376
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,940
Mm.
377
00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:51,940
Nyuh-uh-uh-uh.
378
00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:53,950
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
379
00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,980
MOE: Why, you-- Where is he?
380
00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:01,570
Who threw that pie?
381
00:17:01,570 --> 00:17:02,740
Shut up, you, or I'll--
382
00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:03,820
[LARRY CRIES OUT]
383
00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:07,160
Why, you dirty tramps.
384
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,660
You've disgraced your wives
and their guests. Now, get out.
385
00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,660
I'll have your marriage
annulled at once.
386
00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:13,660
Oh, yeah?
387
00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:14,670
Your little scheme--
388
00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:16,170
It worked beautifully.
389
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,670
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