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And King peoples,anting,
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Their promise to cylinder
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In my prevailing
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money is the
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strength is self
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And they will surprise
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We are all
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belongs to
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November the 23rd.
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And a week when, thanks to my skill and enthusiasm, our immortality has been assured.
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When my name and that of my friends has been writ large in the great history of this nation of ours.
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Not of course that they appreciated it.
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Who? Certainly not at first.
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And I have other things to do.
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But boring things, Badger. Boring things.
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Necessary things. Necessary things are boring things.
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And I thought you'd given up that ridiculous motorbike.
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I have given up that ridiculous. It was not ridiculous, but I have given up that ridiculous.
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Badger, what are you talking about?
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Your cap's on back to front.
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My ca-oh.
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Yes, yes, Badger. That's how we film makers. We're our caps.
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So that we can see through the...
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There's a thing which you can see through, you see.
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Which in this case is you?
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Exactly.
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I can see through you, Toad.
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I can see another craze, twitching and bubbling and boiling inside you.
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My film making is not a craze.
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I have at last found a career worthy of my talents, of my imagination of my creative instincts.
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A career?
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A nine days wonder.
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Badger.
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Not me, Toad.
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Find someone else to start in your movie and picture.
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I'm far too busy.
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Star?
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I wasn't asking you to start.
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I mean, to say we have a star.
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Yes, don't tell me.
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Let me guess.
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It's...
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Oh.
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All right, then I'll just get someone else.
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Sure.
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And it is absolutely monom
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the only thing.
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Oh, yes.
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Yes, I'm sure it is.
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Nine millimetres into sprockets, you know?
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Goodness.
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And it has a governor, a thing in the, you know, the what's it?
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Oh, my.
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Oh, yes.
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Just loading the film.
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And you peer through the, the you, find us, and then you crank the handle.
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Action!
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Can't!
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I'm sorry, Toad.
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I didn't quite see what, um, the other thing.
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I didn't quite see what, um...
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What?
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What, what?
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What do you want me to do?
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No one's you to do anything.
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Or cut.
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What?
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No, no, no.
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Not you, not that.
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No, that's what we film makers say when we start filming, you see?
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This is we shout.
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Action!
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Goodness.
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Yes.
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And then when we want to stop, you see, you have to say...
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CUT!
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Toad.
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Yes?
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Why do you have to shout?
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Shout!
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Well, because...
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Because...
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Well, it's, it's what we do, so...
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I see.
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Anyway, you'll be in it.
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Oh, Toadie, I, I, I can't.
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What?
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No, no, I, I can't really.
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I mean, I, I've got other things to do.
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I think to do, yes.
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Well, I have to be ready for winter.
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Oh, poo to the winter.
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But toad.
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And poo to you too.
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Never mind, I shall get someone else.
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Hello, Toad.
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Oh, sorry.
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Oh, there I am.
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It's not stopping.
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I'm in a short, short, short, short, short, short, short, short.
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It was of that noble tree.
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See?
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I was filming.
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Oh, sorry.
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Oh, sorry.
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Oh, there I am.
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I might as well stop now in a short, short, short, short.
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What was the short, Toad?
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It was of that noble tree.
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See? I was filming.
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I was filming its, its nobility.
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Oh, it doesn't seem to be doing very much.
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Doing them?
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Of course it isn't doing that.
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It's a tree.
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Ah, you're waiting for the wind.
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Yeah, no, I am not waiting for the wind.
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Why should I be waiting for the wind?
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Well, I thought the idea of moving pictures was to have pictures that move.
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No.
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Ha ha ha ha.
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How very nice.
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Peaches and...
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Well, it's my rotten, so-called friends had agreed to be my film.
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I would have had pictures that move.
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Oh, sorry, Toad, but we all have a lot to do before the winter sets in.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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I mean, if you'd asked us in spring, we'd have been glad to help.
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No, brilliant.
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Wonderful.
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I didn't have a camera in the spring, did I?
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Anyway, it really doesn't matter.
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I've got a cast now.
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Really?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, no.
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Well, I didn't want to say too much at this stage, but...
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Oh, God, Heather.
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Stars of the West End.
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Well, not necessarily.
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But big names.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, Toad.
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Oh, yes.
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Mr. Toad, what we hear, Mr. Toad?
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Oh, look, really, I don't think that...
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Really, too, rehearse, Mr. Toad.
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Yes.
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Oh, shut up.
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I never spoke.
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Oh, by the way, Toad.
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Yes.
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You've got your hat on back to front.
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I have not got my hat on back to front.
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I have not got my hat on back to home.
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So, have we got it quite clear now?
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Um, yes, it's quite clear now. Thank you.
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Alice is the poor orphan girl, and I am the wicked landlord who is going to throw her out into the snow.
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Mr. Toad?
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Yes.
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I thought you were the handsome hero who comes to her rescue.
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Yes, I am the handsome hero who I was coming to that.
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Yes, Mr. Toad.
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Thank you.
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Now, I am the...
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Sorry, Mr. Toad.
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I am the villain and the hero.
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What we call doubling in the acting business.
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And, of course, I have the director and the cameraman.
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Oh, yes, indeed.
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You, Alice, are the trembling heroine.
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Yes, Mr. Toad.
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And you really are the assistant to the cameraman, the property man stage manager,
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she poured a head of lighting and anything else that's too boring.
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That, uh, mean I am too busy to manage, right?
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Um, I don't know, Mr. Toad.
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Yes, of course you do.
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Now, let's get on with it.
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Scene 1.
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Little orphaned patience is cast out of her home by the wicked landlord.
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Yes.
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Come on.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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Now, you go into the house and when I shout,
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Action! You come out of the house, you're weeping,
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and I follow telling you to leave at once.
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You got it?
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Yes, Mr. Toad.
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Hmm.
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Good.
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Good.
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Right, Billy.
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You may start to crank the camera as we film makers say.
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One thousand, two thousand, three thousand, right?
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Right, Mr. Toad.
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Good.
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Here goes it.
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Turn over.
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One thousand, two thousand, three thousand.
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Here I come, Ellie.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Action!
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Five thousand!
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Oh!
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Leave this house forever!
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Oh, I say into the cold, cold snow.
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Please, Mr. Toad.
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Go!
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There isn't any snow, Mr. Toad.
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I know there it go.
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Cat, cat, cat, cat!
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Oh, I say, out into the cold!
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Cold!
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Cold!
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No, no, Alice!
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You're supposed to run off over come by emotion.
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You look like someone's panning in hot water.
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Cut, cut!
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Look, let's try again.
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Alice?
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Alice, Alice, look!
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There's no need.
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Oh!
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Alice!
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Oh!
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Tret!
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Out, I say, out into the cold, cold!
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Cold!
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Cut!
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Not bad, Billy.
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I suppose.
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How was that for the camera?
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Oh, no!
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We didn't have a camera man!
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Actually, I wish you had a camera.
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I wish you had a camera man.
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I wish you had a camera man.
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I wish you had a camera man.
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I wish you had a camera man.
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No, we didn't have a camera man.
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That's what I'd be trying to do, Mr. Toad.
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Oh, yes, yes, Billy.
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Yes, but you wouldn't listen.
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Yes, yes, thank you, Billy.
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So I worked the camera and someone else would have to be patient, Mr. Toad.
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No, I'll work the camera and someone else will have to play the Wicked Landlord.
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But I don't like wearing a frock.
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Well, you Johnny will have to cause this no one else you can.
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Where am I going to find a Wicked Landlord?
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Hello, Mr. Toad.
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Chief!
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Hand your assistant!
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Oh, well, well, well, well, well.
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And I'm only telling you what I heard, Badger.
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Extraordinary.
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Still, I can't think of anyone better to play the villain than the Chief Weasel.
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No, no, he does have the qualifications.
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But that awful henchman has the little orphan girl.
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I say Badger.
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How are your preparations for winter coming on?
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Oh, just about done.
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I think I'm ready for the worst.
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Why?
283
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Well, I've all but done too.
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And no, virtuous fellow, finished last week.
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Oh.
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Oh, yes.
287
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So you're suggesting that we should...
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Take a look at the filmmaker at work.
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Yes.
290
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Oh, I say.
291
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Do let's...
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Right.
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Stand by.
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Action.
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Action.
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Action.
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Action.
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Action.
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Action.
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Action.
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Action.
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Action.
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Oh, what is the matter with them?
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What are they?
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Action.
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And here's another.
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Right, Chief.
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Ha ha ha.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
312
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He's shouting action again.
313
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Well, he's getting action anyway.
314
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
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I think he's coming.
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Alright, I'll be there.
317
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Right, sir.
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Go on, scobber.
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Hello.
320
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Ha ha ha ha.
321
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How would you shout action?
322
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Mr Toad.
323
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Of course I'd say action.
324
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I've been shouting myself blue in the face.
325
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Oh.
326
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Oh, we didn't hear you, Mr Toad.
327
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Very sorry, Mr Toad.
328
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Yeah, very sorry, Mr Toad.
329
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We was absorbed in our work.
330
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Huh, won't we?
331
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Absarmed.
332
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Yes.
333
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Oh.
334
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,000
Shall we try again?
335
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Back inside police.
336
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Would you mind saying within, Mr Toad?
337
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I have a dislike of the word inside.
338
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Mm?
339
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Alright.
340
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Back within police.
341
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,000
Yeah.
342
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
343
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Right, stand by me.
344
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Right, Mr Toad.
345
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Stand by, Cass.
346
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Stand, Evie Boy.
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Claire, Rick.
348
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One thousand, two thousand.
349
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And action.
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Hello, Toad.
351
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Hi, Toad.
352
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Hi, Toad.
353
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Look, look, look.
354
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Ready to ruin my picture.
355
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Well, we've got something for you.
356
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I don't want anything.
357
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I just...
358
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That you're a molar coming.
359
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They've got you a weasel.
360
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Aye.
361
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A weasel.
362
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And the weasel has a barrow.
363
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:38,000
Yeah, and the barrow toad is full of, erm, swag.
364
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A barrow?
365
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He said he was a property man toad for the film.
366
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But it's stolen property, toad.
367
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,000
Why, you, the bono.
368
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,000
How do you...
369
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:53,000
Mr Toad, do you want us or no?
370
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:57,000
Oh, yes, Chief Weasel, you're certainly wanted.
371
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Mr Badger.
372
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Oh, oh, Rick.
373
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Oh, Coughton.
374
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Action!
375
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,000
Gah, gah!
376
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:44,000
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
377
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000
Yeah, he's flipping every cow.
378
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,000
Hurry up, hurry up!
379
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Whoo!
380
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000
Whoo!
381
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000
Aah!
382
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,000
Coughton!
383
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,000
Orcow!
384
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Action!
385
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000
Action!
386
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:20,000
Oh!
387
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:28,000
Oh!
388
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:34,000
So I thought you see, Badger, that I'd make a scream by just slapping a coat of white paint on the old family portrait.
389
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I watch.
390
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000
Yes, yes.
391
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000
Oh, make a jolly good scream.
392
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,000
Oh, Toad, you can't.
393
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:43,000
Toad, I forbid you to...
394
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,000
Your father.
395
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:51,000
Toad, you're right.
396
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,000
What's the matter with the fella?
397
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000
It was a joke, Badger.
398
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000
No, no, no.
399
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000
I knew you'd get all aerated.
400
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Oh, Todie.
401
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,000
Who wouldn't dream of painting it?
402
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,000
Oh, Toad.
403
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000
I know, I know.
404
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,000
Jolly, good weeds.
405
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,000
But what are you going to make a scream from, Toad?
406
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:19,000
Oh, I'm going to hang a sheet over the dear old chap.
407
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,000
Paint it white.
408
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:28,000
You should've seen all these, Badger.
409
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,000
And so, in conclusion...
410
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,000
Go back, Simon.
411
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000
Oh.
412
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:40,000
In conclusion, I invite you to watch one of the miracles of our age unfold before your eyes.
413
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000
You're here, the piano ready?
414
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000
More than red.
415
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,000
Good than the lights.
416
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000
Music.
417
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000
And...
418
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000
Action.
419
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000
Oh, no.
420
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:57,000
Oh, I see.
421
00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:02,000
I'll give you the cold, cold, cold.
422
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000
Oh, no.
423
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000
Oh, no.
424
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:12,000
I'll give you the cold, cold, cold.
425
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000
I am an orphan.
426
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000
Spare me.
427
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000
Oh, read.
428
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,000
Oh, that's not supposed to mean it.
429
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:42,000
Oh, crap!
430
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,000
Oh!
431
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,000
Ha, ha, ha!
432
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:52,000
Oh, da-da!
433
00:17:52,000 --> 00:18:00,000
Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha!
434
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000
Oh, no, you don't.
435
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:07,000
And the war will be mine.
436
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,000
No, foresee where my loved one comes.
437
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,000
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
438
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:17,000
Oh, da-da, ha, ha, ha, ha!
439
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:22,000
Oh, no!
440
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:26,000
You know, Mo, for all his failings,
441
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,000
Toad has worked a little magic here tonight.
442
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:35,000
It's wonderful, strange to think that when we're gone,
443
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:41,000
we'll be preserved forever on a little strip of film,
444
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,000
that little of who we were and what we did,
445
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:48,000
and who we'll be remembered when we have gone.
446
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:54,000
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
447
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,000
Ha, ha, ha!
448
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:01,000
But never made that Oxford no war was to be new,
449
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:05,000
but none of them no half as much intelligent Mr. Joe.
450
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:10,000
The animals have hit the armpits,
451
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000
and tears in torrents of load.
452
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
Who was it said there's land ahead?
453
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:42,000
Miss detail!
454
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:47,000
The world has held eight heroes as his people's head of jail,
455
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:51,000
but never a name went down to fame compared with that of Toad.
456
00:19:51,000 --> 00:20:19,000
Intelligent Mr. Joe encouraging Mr. Joe.
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