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(TV JINGLE PLAYING)
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Good morning,
Monstropolis.
I'm Jack.
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I'm Jill.
And welcome
to I Scream...
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JACK: You Scream!
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Today's top story
that we're screaming about,
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public support
for Laugh Power
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has risen
faster than Jill's
credit card debt.
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A dubious new MNN poll
shows that support has,
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much like Jack's
bald spot, grown.
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Now polling even
with Scream Power,
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it appears monsters
all across our great city
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are starting to get
behind Laugh Power.
I was right all along.
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Oh, please,
anything could
tip Monsters, Inc.
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back into the negative
and you know it.
MONSTER: Hey!
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Today, we'll take you
on an in-depth look
at the company itself.
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We'll have live
full access
to the facility
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and its "leaders",
James P. Sullivan
and Mike Wazowski.
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Hello, Monstropolis viewers.
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Welcome to
Monsters, Incorporated.
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Hello there, everybody!
It's great to be on TV again!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Thanks for
the party, guys.
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I know I'll be
going in and out
of doors all day,
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but I promise
I will find time
to come down here
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and give
my MIFT family
a daily joke.
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And a hug!
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What would
Monsters, Inc. do
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without MIFT
supplying them with
their greatest Jokesters?
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Well, one of them,
at least.
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We'll still be working side
by side, even if we're not
technically partners anymore.
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Although, you know,
I do wonder who's gonna
be my new assistant?
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And get your donuts?
And pick you up
for work? And...
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Yeah, those things, too.
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MS. FLINT:
Val, don't forget.
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Drop by
Mr. Crummyham's
office
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to make it
paperwork official.
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I love Sneezecake!
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Mmm. My wife won't
let me have sugar at home.
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Please don't
tell her.
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Give me 20 bucks.
Twenty bucks?
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That's it! I quit!
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What?
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I quit trying to solve
this leaky canister issue.
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Come on,
I'd never throw away
my pension that easy.
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Canister issue?
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Don't you worry,
Ty-Ty.
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It's not an issue with
your incredibly well-designed,
extra-large canisters.
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It's more
a delightful misery.
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You mean "mystery?"
Yeah, that too.
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There's been
a few canisters
with faulty readings.
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Now, they show
that they're full,
but they're not.
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Someone is behind this.
(SNARLS)
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Hey, has anyone
seen Roger?
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ALL: Yeah, where is that guy?
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He said he wrote
a ballad for me.
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He called it The Ancient Rime
of the Jokester in E-minor.
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I'll sing you a song, Val.
As you know, I'm a pretty
good songsmith myself.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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♪ Val, Val, Val, Val, Val
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♪ Oh, Vally, Vally, Val
Val, Val-Val, Val! Val! ♪
(EXCLAIMS)
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What... Wait,
what's going on?
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Val-Val, Val!
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(GASPS)
Something's wrong!
On Laugh Floor F!
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(ALL GASP)
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CUTTER: You got to be
kidding me!
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(ALL EXCLAIM)
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Uh, huys? Jack and Jill
are gonna be here
any minute!
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We gotta
clean this up
before they see it.
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And air it on live TV.
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And then,
all of Monstropolis
won't believe
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in our ability to power
the city with laughs.
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And we'll all be out of a job!
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I can't go back
to living with my mother!
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Well, I quite enjoy it.
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Who could
have done this?
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Okay, there's no time.
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You get this
all cleaned up.
We're on it.
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I'll tell Mike and Sulley,
so they can stall
Jack and Jill.
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Missed a spot. Just a
little touch-up here.
(COUGHS)
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We hired you
for one job, Carter.
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Makeup-slash-hair-
slash-camera-slash-
sound-slash-assistant.
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Now, get it together!
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(GROANS)
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Yeah. Oh,
and we're back
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in five, four,
three, two...
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And we are live. Sulley,
what do you say to all
the doubters out there,
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like Jill,
who are super wrong?
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(CHUCKLES) Well,
I guess I'd humbly say,
you're forgiven.
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No, no, no.
There were
many doubters.
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The voyage to today's
redemption was stormy,
my friend.
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As I recall, on the darkest
night of my soul,
(EXCLAIMS)
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people mocking
Laugh Power
and me, personally.
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Mike.
But now everybody,
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it's time to show
your audience where all the
magic happens. Laugh Floor F.
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(STAMMERS) But there,
there's so many things they'd
like to see before that Mike.
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What are you talking about?
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The little things,
like this shiny floor
over here.
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Think about how employees
see themselves in this floor.
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Sulley,
you're embarrassing us.
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The last thing
you want to be on TV
is embarrassed.
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Too late, fools!
And we're walking...
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Hmm?
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Huh?
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Roger?
Okay. What do you think?
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Should we get started
over here?
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No time.
You gotta come with me.
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Operation,
Catch The Saboteur.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Hey!
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Hmm.
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Tuskmon.
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(PANTING) This paint! No,
it's all over my hands!
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Uh, we should really head back
and help the others clean.
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No, no, we need to find out
what he's up to. Come on.
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(SIGHS)
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(WHIMPERING)
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No!
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ROGER: Oh, no.
The red... The paint!
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Okay,
gotta do something.
Gotta do something.
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Come on, come on!
It won't come off.
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(GROANS AND SOBS)
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Won't come off!
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Oh, no!
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We literally caught him
red-handed.
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Uh, what's wrong
with having red hands?
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We gotta find out
what he's up to.
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Always taking pictures,
memorizing blueprints
for fun?
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And you know,
he's never actually said
where he's from.
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He's a private guy.
I respect that.
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What if he is
behind the whole
leaky canister thing?
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Hey, Mr. Crummyham.
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(EXCLAIMS)
I'm coming by your office.
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I can't wait to sign
that paperwork.
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These fell out
of the machine! Please don't
tell Mrs. Crummyham.
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Mmm, mmm-hmm.
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TYLOR: Val, come on!
Hey! Whoa!
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And if you keep looking up,
it's where most
of the lightbulbs are.
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What?
Mr. Sullivan!
Mr. Sullivan!
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You know that whole
canister thing?
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Well, I ran the numbers
at the Receiving Station
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and it's worse
than we thought.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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We got
a real prob... lem.
(CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY)
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What? Why're you
making that face?
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Hi, didn't catch
all that.
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Something about canisters
receiving something? Hmm?
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Care to enlighten us all?
(GASPS)
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(STAMMERS) I... Bye!
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JILL: Well, that was rude.
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She's great, right?
What a weirdo.
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(STAMMERS) You know what?
This wall was one
of the very first walls
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the wall guys
ever, uh, walled.
What?
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Oh, this is incredibly
smooth! Jill, you gotta
get in on this.
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(SIGHS) Does anyone
have a saw?
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A saw? No.
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But I do have a dream.
A dream to make my own film.
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A great film.
An award-winning film.
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Director Carter Lee's name
on everyone's lips.
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JILL: Carter! Stop mumbling
and get over here!
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And then I'll see Jack
and Jill at a restaurant
and ignore them.
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(EXHALES)
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He's not here.
Can we go now?
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"Operation: Whatever This Is"
is a waste of time.
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ROGER: Oh, don't you dare
try and deny this.
BOTH: Huh?
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ROGER: Oh,
you know what
I'm talking about.
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This is the same
kind of stuff
you always did.
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No! I think
they already suspect me,
is that what you want?
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I don't believe you!
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(DOOR SHUTS)
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Who was he yelling at?
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Okay, so he's acting
a little strange.
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A little?
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Now, all of the magic
happens on Laugh Floor F.
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You could probably say
nothing is more important.
Uh...
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Except the bathroom!
Because I gotta go.
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With Mike.
We're bathroom buddies.
Huh?
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He's kind of my coach.
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But I don't
have to go...
Ow, hey!
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Yes, you do.
Excuse us, please.
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MIKE: What is wrong with you?
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SULLEY: (SOFTLY) Someone
vandalized Laugh Floor F.
MIKE: (LOUDLY) What?
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(TOILET FLUSHES)
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You know what?
There's no rush to see
Laugh Floor F. No rush at all.
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Monsters, Inc.
is like a cold pool.
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Best to ease yourself
in with itty bitty steps.
For example...
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The locker room.
Here's where our employees
keep their stuff.
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SULLEY: Oh.
Listen to those hinges.
Do you hear anything?
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No, not a sound.
A perfect hinge!
(HINGE CREAKING)
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Ooh, and look at this.
A delicious old
locker banana.
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Mmm!
Mmm.
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When's lunch?
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Okay, everybody,
the floor is cleaned up.
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All we have left
is the graffiti
on the walls.
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Now scrub like
your lives depend upon it,
'cause they really do.
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I just don't understand
who would do this?
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Rogie, my boy! Where have
you been? We could use
a hand, or all five.
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Oh, um...
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Yes. Sorry, Uncle Fritz.
I'll happily help scrub.
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Attaboy!
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After seeing most
of the trivial things
at Monsters, Inc.,
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we finally head
to Laugh Floor F.
Huh?
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Oh, it's the
Adorable Snowman!
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Come, you need
to get a treat first.
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Hey, there. Would you
like a snow cone?
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No.
More than anything.
Yes, please!
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Yes, they do.
Hello, television viewers.
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I'm the Adorable Snowman
and these are my snow cones.
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00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:03,104
Why don't you tell us
all about the fine art
of snow cones?
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00:10:03,104 --> 00:10:04,981
And do not
leave out
any detail.
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00:10:04,981 --> 00:10:09,068
Remember, today's storytelling
is about length, not content.
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Well, the average snow cone
temperature clocks in
at about 18 degrees...
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They used some kind of
permanent paint on these
walls. It ain't comin' off.
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Yeah.
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00:10:19,078 --> 00:10:21,789
But I have this experimental
solution I cooked up
in my bathtub.
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00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:23,291
Oh, wait. It dissolved
my bathtub.
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Hmm...
(CHUCKLES)
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No, we better not.
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(STUTTERS, GASPS)
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Our only shot
is to hide it.
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00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:34,927
Now, what grade
do you want
to shave that ice?
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That's a controversial
question.
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I go, personally,
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with "slightly coarse"
versus "very fine."
(BOTH SNORING)
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Start stacking
the canisters and the doors
to cover the graffiti.
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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TYLOR: The holding pen
key is still missing.
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I bet Roger
took it to get access
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to the canisters
to mess with them.
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(SIGHS)
Dad said he had keys
he wanted to copy.
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00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:05,082
Oh, I know! Fritz
has personnel files
on every MIFTer.
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Roger's has gotta be
here somewhere.
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Here we go.
No. This is going too far.
232
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:17,261
He is sabotaging
Monsters, Inc.
(BOTH STRAINING)
233
00:11:17,261 --> 00:11:19,972
Okay, let's see
what this guy
is really all...
234
00:11:19,972 --> 00:11:21,349
(BOTH GASP)
235
00:11:21,933 --> 00:11:26,103
Surprise! Original Snow Flavor
for you, my good man.
236
00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:30,024
Gimme, gimme, gimme.
No, no, no! Oh,
brainfreeze!
237
00:11:30,024 --> 00:11:33,402
Oh, it's good!
Getting back
to our story now,
238
00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:35,947
as leaders of Monsters, Inc.,
what do you say
239
00:11:35,947 --> 00:11:39,951
about this anonymous tip
I received about your new
Laugh Canisters leaking?
240
00:11:39,951 --> 00:11:42,286
Anonymous tip?
New canisters leaking?
241
00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:44,956
New canisters tha...
Oh, yes, yes,
the new canisters!
242
00:11:44,956 --> 00:11:48,417
Uh, the only thing
that's leaked is the news
on how great they are.
243
00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:50,336
She's a new canister fan.
244
00:11:50,336 --> 00:11:54,006
Would you look at that?
See, New Canisters
is actually a musical
245
00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:55,591
that we're putting on
for our employees...
Huh?
246
00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:56,842
...to boost morale,
and uh,
247
00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:59,971
Sulley can expand on that
as he is the director.
248
00:11:59,971 --> 00:12:02,640
(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)
I am, I am.
249
00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:05,142
And one of my favorite
parts of the production
250
00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:08,688
is when Mike does
the New Canister dance.
251
00:12:08,688 --> 00:12:10,815
Why don't you show
the viewers at home?
252
00:12:13,109 --> 00:12:16,988
The New Canister dance?
Right now?
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
253
00:12:16,988 --> 00:12:21,367
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Okay,
but we're giving away big
stuff for the show, but okay.
254
00:12:21,367 --> 00:12:23,995
Uh, this is like
a little teaser then.
255
00:12:23,995 --> 00:12:26,122
It goes a little
something like this.
256
00:12:26,122 --> 00:12:27,248
Five, six, seven, eight.
257
00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:30,835
(VOCALIZING SOFTLY)
258
00:12:35,131 --> 00:12:36,674
New Cannisters!
259
00:12:36,674 --> 00:12:38,801
This has tested
through the roof
on previews,
260
00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:40,678
you should come
to the opening.
261
00:12:40,678 --> 00:12:43,973
Well, would you look
at the time. Time for us
to truck on out.
262
00:12:43,973 --> 00:12:45,808
(LOUD CLATTER)
Okay, now that
is clearly something
263
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,601
my audience needs to see.
264
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,520
(JACK EXCLAIMS)
265
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:53,274
I should get paid more
if I'm required to run!
266
00:12:53,274 --> 00:12:55,359
We're now entering
Laugh Floor F,
267
00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:59,655
where we will finally discover
the secrets they're hiding
at Monsters, Inc.
268
00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:02,450
What? But. But...
269
00:13:02,450 --> 00:13:03,492
We can explain!
270
00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:07,788
How we keep our Laugh Floor
so clean and operational.
271
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,999
But we won't because
it's a trade secret.
272
00:13:09,999 --> 00:13:11,917
And shame on you, Jillian,
273
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:15,421
for assuming
that we would embarrass
ourselves on live television.
274
00:13:15,713 --> 00:13:17,339
Pshaw! (EXCLAIMS)
275
00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:26,098
(CANNISTER SPRAYS)
276
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:28,434
(STORED LAUGHTER ECHOING)
277
00:13:30,311 --> 00:13:32,021
(ALL GASP)
278
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,860
(STORED LAUGHTER ECHOING)
279
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,699
(BOTH GASP)
280
00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:46,285
JILL: "Bring back
scare power?"
281
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:51,165
It appears even
the employees at
Monsters, Inc. agree,
282
00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:53,334
there's something wrong
with Laugh Power.
283
00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:56,045
It's, it's...
It's incomplete. Right?
(STAMMERS)
284
00:13:56,045 --> 00:13:57,838
Bring back Scare Power...
285
00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:01,008
To remind us of how great
Laugh Power is.
286
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,676
Right.
Great, right?
287
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:05,554
Really? I thought it was
good, old-fashioned vandalism.
288
00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:08,849
Yeah, by monsters
who hate us.
That's such a strong word.
289
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,101
(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)
290
00:14:10,101 --> 00:14:14,146
Hey, everyone! I know...
(PANTING) who did it.
291
00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:15,648
(ALL GASP)
292
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:19,026
It was Henry Waternoose!
293
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:22,238
(ALL GASP)
Oh, no, no, no.
Not the one in prison.
294
00:14:22,238 --> 00:14:25,157
The other
Henry Waternoose.
295
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:28,202
His son.
Henry Waternoose,
the Fourth.
296
00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:31,831
Better known
as Roger Rogers.
297
00:14:31,831 --> 00:14:34,375
(ALL GASP)
No! Listen,
I can explain.
298
00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:37,169
Yeah, he's been pretending
to be someone he's not.
299
00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:39,672
His love
for Monsters, Inc.
is fake.
300
00:14:39,672 --> 00:14:41,966
He's been working
to take down the company
from the inside.
301
00:14:41,966 --> 00:14:44,385
Wait! No, no!
Hey, look, I...
Oh.
302
00:14:44,385 --> 00:14:45,678
Are we on TV?
303
00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:48,139
(WHISPERING)
Tell me you got all that.
304
00:14:48,139 --> 00:14:50,975
(WHISPERING) Yeah, Jill.
I don't just carry this camera
around for fun.
305
00:14:50,975 --> 00:14:52,852
No. Listen,
look, I can ex...
306
00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:56,230
How is Monstropolis
supposed to rely on
Monsters, Inc. for power,
307
00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:58,232
when they don't even know
who works for them?
308
00:14:58,232 --> 00:14:59,567
Anything to say Jack?
309
00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:00,860
Uh, I...
310
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:06,699
Signing off, I'm Jill,
and I've been proven
incredibly right yet again.
311
00:15:06,699 --> 00:15:10,744
Ugh, this is going to be
a huge ratings win for me.
312
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:14,373
The network is gonna
rerun this disaster
all night! So, thank you!
313
00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:17,710
(GROWLS) Everyone!
My office! Now!
314
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,238
SULLEY: I can't believe
you did that.
315
00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:47,656
Yeah, making us
trust you like that?
316
00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:50,618
I can't believe you, Roger.
No, I mean you.
317
00:15:50,618 --> 00:15:54,246
Me? But Roger's the guy
who gave us a fake name
318
00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:56,498
and just embarrassed us
on live TV.
319
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,500
Mike, Mike. Wait,
he's been taking
320
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,461
surveillance pictures
of everything.
321
00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:02,504
I... For what?
322
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:05,382
For me.
He made me this.
323
00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:08,385
It makes me love
Monsters, Inc. even more
324
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,554
and it helps
me remember
everyone's name,
325
00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:13,224
Tylor.
326
00:16:13,224 --> 00:16:15,517
Listen, I know Roger's
nice and everything,
327
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:18,354
but I just showed you
the evidence.
Tylor. Tylor.
328
00:16:18,354 --> 00:16:20,898
Come on, Sulley, you can't be
this bad a judge of character.
329
00:16:22,191 --> 00:16:23,150
(SIGHS)
330
00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:27,363
I knew about Roger
when we hired him.
He's a good guy.
331
00:16:27,363 --> 00:16:31,533
But... If that's true,
then who were you yelling at
on the phone earlier?
332
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:35,037
My dad. You see,
I thought he got someone
to vandalize Monsters, Inc.
333
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,956
and they would
blame me for it.
334
00:16:36,956 --> 00:16:40,668
He's not his father.
And he deserves
a chance to prove it.
335
00:16:40,668 --> 00:16:42,962
Come on,
I know he's up
to something!
336
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,089
Fritz.
337
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:49,176
I didn't actually
read the file, Ty-Ty.
338
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:52,554
I believe in trust first,
and ask questions never.
339
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,306
I'm the work dad.
340
00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:57,810
I have to accept
my children as they are.
341
00:16:57,810 --> 00:16:59,937
Even Smitty.
342
00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:02,398
I wanted to be here
at Monsters, Inc.
343
00:17:02,398 --> 00:17:06,860
because I truly believe
in what you're doing
with Laugh Power.
344
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:11,115
Roger believes in our mission,
the one inspired by Boo.
345
00:17:11,115 --> 00:17:14,243
Where's...
Where's Boo's drawing?
Where's Boo's drawing?
346
00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:15,577
Ah-ha!
347
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:18,372
I know who
the real saboteur is!
348
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:21,208
We found this
in Tylor's locker.
349
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,126
Sorry, kid.
350
00:17:24,128 --> 00:17:25,254
(ALL GASP)
351
00:17:25,254 --> 00:17:27,006
What?
(GASPS)
352
00:17:27,006 --> 00:17:30,634
The sugar packets!
(GASPS) My lucky mitt!
353
00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:33,679
(GASPS) Spray paint
from Tuskmon Hardware!
354
00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:37,433
The key to the holding pen?
Oh, Ty-Ty, no.
355
00:17:37,433 --> 00:17:40,269
What? No!
None of this is mine.
356
00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:42,229
I haven't seen
any of this, ever.
357
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,230
Ahem.
358
00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:48,235
What! No! Come on!
I didn't take that.
359
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:53,115
You were right, Tylor.
Maybe I am a bad judge
of character.
360
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:56,160
I...
Tylor here is an agent
of Fear Co...
361
00:17:56,160 --> 00:18:00,748
No, it isn't true.
...and has been sabotaging
Monsters Inc. all along.
362
00:18:00,748 --> 00:18:02,416
What? No, I haven't.
363
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:06,128
I have evidence
with Tylor's name
written all over it.
364
00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:09,006
(ALL GASP)
365
00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:12,843
Okay, okay.
I did go to Fear Co,
366
00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:15,220
but only to return
a Scare Card after my dinner
with Johnny.
367
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,681
You had dinner
with Johnny Worthington?
368
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,308
Just once.
369
00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:21,393
Why were you having dinner
with that top-heavy half-wit?
370
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:23,228
(STAMMERS)
He may have...
371
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:25,314
offered me a job.
372
00:18:25,314 --> 00:18:28,108
An inside job
to sabotage us!
No, no.
373
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:32,488
No, as a Scarer.
But I said no, okay?
374
00:18:32,488 --> 00:18:34,156
Yeah, look,
you can ask Val.
375
00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:38,661
Um, Tylor told me
he said no.
376
00:18:38,661 --> 00:18:40,454
And do you
believe him?
377
00:18:41,372 --> 00:18:43,290
Uh...
378
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:46,960
Val... Come on.
What'd you... You know me.
We're best friends.
379
00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:52,800
Are we? I've always had
your back, even if you haven't
had mine in a while.
380
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,051
What?
381
00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:55,594
VAL: Before everything
got crazy,
382
00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:58,097
it was supposed to be
my first day as a Jokester,
383
00:18:58,097 --> 00:19:00,391
but I got dragged into
your stuff again.
384
00:19:00,391 --> 00:19:02,393
It's always
about you, Tylor.
385
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:05,354
I just don't
know anymore.
386
00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:09,525
Wow, okay, wow,
so you're just gonna
turn on me too then, huh?
387
00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:12,069
I'm not, I just
don't know all the answers.
388
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:18,367
Fine!
389
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,956
Case closed.
390
00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:38,554
(SIGHS)
391
00:19:57,823 --> 00:20:01,577
Congratulations,
you're officially
a Jokester!
392
00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:04,788
Now let's celebrate
with some very
sugary snacks
393
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:07,332
that my wife
will never know about.
394
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:08,709
Thanks.
395
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:09,626
(CLEARS THROAT)
396
00:20:21,597 --> 00:20:24,266
(GROANS, STRETCHES)
397
00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:28,562
Hi, Johnny,
sorry to bother you.
You got a phone call.
398
00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:29,897
(SIGHS) Ah.
399
00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:32,316
Who is it? I'm already
late for family game night.
400
00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:34,109
I think
you're gonna wanna
take it, sir.
401
00:20:37,863 --> 00:20:39,948
Hello? Tylor!
402
00:20:41,325 --> 00:20:44,620
What can I do for you?
Is everything okay?
403
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:53,420
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