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[♪ "The Warrior"
by Scandal playing]
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♪ Oh... ♪
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♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪
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♪ Oh-oh-oh... ♪
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♪ Oh, who's the hunter?
Who's the game? ♪
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♪ I feel the beat
call your name ♪
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♪ I hold you close in victory ♪
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♪ I don't wanna tame
your animal style ♪
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♪ You won't be caged from
the call of the wild ♪
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♪ Shooting at the
walls of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang ♪
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♪ I am the warrior ♪
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♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪
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♪ And heart to
heart, you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive ♪
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♪ The warrior ♪
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♪ Shooting at the
walls of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang ♪
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♪ I am the warrior ♪
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♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪
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♪ And heart to
heart, you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive ♪
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♪ The warrior ♪
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♪ I am the warrior! ♪
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- [♪ song ends]
- [♪ dramatic sting]
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It's done. Knuckles
is headed your way.
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We're in position.
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[♪ tense music playing]
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[♪ music building]
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[Wade] He's almost
at the penthouse.
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As soon as you have him,
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you send my mom and my sister
down to me, and please...
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just don't hurt him.
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- [whirring]
- No promises.
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[evil laugh]
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[♪ dramatic crescendo]
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[elevator chimes, doors rumble]
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[blaster zapping]
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[evil laugh]
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[sizzling, crackling]
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[♪ suspenseful music playing]
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What the...
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[Mason] What is that?
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- [Knuckles] Peekaboo.
- [both gasp]
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- [yells]
- [Willoughby screams]
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[both grunt]
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[Wade] [on phone] Oh,
shoot and darn it.
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I forgot to tell
you guys one thing.
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Knuckles has been
listening the whole time.
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You messed with
the wrong warrior.
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[♪ "Saturday Night's Alright (For
Fighting)" by Elton John playing]
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- Big mistake. Huge.
- [energy sizzling]
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[screaming] ♪ Oh, don't give
us none of your aggravation ♪
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- ♪ We had it with your
discipline ♪ - [grunts]
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♪ Saturday night's
alright for fighting ♪
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- ♪ Get a little action in ♪
- [grunting, yelling]
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♪ Get about as oiled
as a diesel train ♪
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♪ Gonna set this
dance alight ♪
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♪ 'Cause Saturday night's
the night I like ♪
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♪ Saturday night's
alright, alright, alright ♪
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Oh man...
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- ♪ Ooh... ♪
- [grunting, yelling]
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- [growls, grunts]
- Stop hitting yourself!
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{\an8}Stop hitting yourself!
Stop hitting yourself!
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- [♪ song ends]
- [panting]
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- Wade! How did you get here?
- [smashing, fighting continue]
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I snuck in the back stairs,
then, using my cat-like reflexes
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and natural ability
to be overlooked,
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I was able to get in the room.
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Besides, they were more
focused on Knuckles anyway.
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I'm here to rescue you guys!
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- Oh, thank God. We really need your help.
- No, Mom! We don't.
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I'm gonna get us
outta here on my own.
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Wanda, please don't
start that again.
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- Yeah, don't be a hero, Wanda.
- I am a hero!
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I've accidentally locked myself
in those cuffs so many times,
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Tom gave me a master key!
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- [fighting continues]
- [Wanda groans]
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[Wendy] Wade, you saved us!
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- What are you doing?
- [Wanda] No. Wade, stop. Stop touching me!
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- Stop! No-- - Stop moving your hands!
If you stop moving your hands, then I--
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- I'm doing a thing right now!
- What are you doing?!
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I'm doing an FBI thing
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where I slip my own hands
out of these handcuffs
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by dislocating my
thumb. Here I go.
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- Ow! Oh!
- Just let me do it!
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It'll be way less
painful and quicker!
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I'm almost there. Ow!
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- You're screaming in pain.
- Ow! Ah! I'm almost there!
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Let your brother rescue you!
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[smashing]
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[grunts]
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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This isn't over yet...
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[mech gloves whir]
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[growls]
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No! I'm not letting Wade
rescue me! No freaking way!
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- Ah, Knuckles!
- [smash]
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- Let's do this.
- [yells]
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- [energy whirring]
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
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[growling]
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[grunts]
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- [yells]
- [both grunt]
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[♪ tense music playing]
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- [energy sizzling]
- This ends now.
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Okay. Fine. Fine, you win.
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- Knuckles, you okay?
- Wade! Stay back.
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- [rings clanging]
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
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Not this time.
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[rings shimmering]
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Aaaah!
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- [zapping]
- [wind howling]
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- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- [both yell]
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[grunts]
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- [furniture whipping by]
- [Willoughby screams]
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[ceiling cracking]
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- Ah! Get off me!
- Ah! No!
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No, I can't get sucked
into that thing! Help me!
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[screaming]
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[laughs]
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[screaming]
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This ain't good.
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[screaming]
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[furniture whipping by]
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- [straining]
- [cracking]
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- [wind howling]
- [clang]
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[poof]
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[growls]
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[dust settling]
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[gasps] Dude!
That was awesome!
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I can't believe the
plan worked. We did it!
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Wade Whipple, you must hurry.
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Your Tournament of Champions
is about to conclude!
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The tournament? You mean--
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Yes. Your greatest
victory still awaits.
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- [♪ dramatic music playing] - This is
your last chance to face your ultimate foe!
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The schmuck known
as your father,
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in a ritual trial by combat on
your own personal battleground!
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{\an8}I'd like five minutes alone
with him in a trial by combat.
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The time has come for
you to prove your worth
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as a champion, and a warrior.
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{\an8}You know what? You're
right. This is it.
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This is finally my chance
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- to--
- [Wanda] Got i!
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[laughs]
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- I got it! [laughs]
- [retches]
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- Told you I would do it!
- W-Wanda, put that thing away.
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- [delirious laugh] - Impressive
battle wound, Wanda Whipple.
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Thanks, Knucks.
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[Gary] We are here
at the final round
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of the Bowling
Tournament of Champions
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in beautiful Reno, Nevada,
or as I like to call it,
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-"Las Vegas for losers."
- [♪ "Sirius" by Borna Matosic playing]
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Once again, the heavy
favorite's from overseas,
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where they bowl on the
wrong side of the lane.
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I'm talking about the
team led by 27-time winner
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and legend of the lanes,
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Pistol... Pete... Whipple!
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- [crowd cheering]
- [haughty chuckle]
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♪
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- Look at that swagger.
- Wow, look at the attitude.
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I mean, this guy
is all confidence.
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- [exhales] - This crowd is
goin' nuts for Pistol Pete.
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Are you ready for a show?
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[crowd cheering]
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- [Dylan] Jordan. Gretzky.
- [Gary] Yes.
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Brady. These are the
names you think of
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when you think of athletes
that have defined their sport.
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And with a win
today, I would argue
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that Pistol Pete's face
should be chiseled up there
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- on the Mount Rushmore of bowling as well.
- [Pete chuckles]
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Next time she needs an
after-school activity,
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we're doing piano lessons.
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And in the
challenger's corner,
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we have a young upstart team
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looking to have their first
taste of championship glory.
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It's fronted by a small-town
Montana sheriff's deputy,
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who also happens to be...
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- Pistol Pete's long-lost son!
- [laughs] What?
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- Allegedly.
- Now, here's a good father-son story.
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Rumor has it that Pistol Pete
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abandoned his son
at a local TJ Maxx,
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choosing a bowling career
over his parenting duties.
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I wanna say, regardless
of how you feel
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- about childhood abandonment, and I'm against it...
- Hm. Me, too.
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...the deals at TJ
Maxx cannot be beat.
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[laughs] No, I wish my
dad left me at a TJ Maxx.
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But, you know what? Let's settle
this score once and for all
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and bring out our challenger,
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Mr. Wade Whipple...
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- Yes!
- [holds "Whipple"]
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- Yes, Wade! Here he comes, everybody!
- Go, Wade!
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Get ready! [laughs]
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[♪ song continues]
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- Sorry, where is he?
- [♪ music stops abruptly]
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- Uh... I'm not, uh...
- Is he not...
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I gave him the--
Mr. Wade Whipple!
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[♪ song restarts]
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- Just like that scene in The Sound of Music...
- L-Let me do it again.
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- [♪ song stops, restarts] - Maybe he
didn't hear it. Let me hear it. Uh...
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Let's settle the score once
and for all and bring out
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Wade Whipple!
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Wade? Wade Whipple.
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- [♪ song fades out]
- [confused chatter]
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- Oh, man.
- [Gary] Wade Whipple?
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[Dylan] I-I don't have him.
I don't have eyes on him.
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Okay, well, I-- What do
you mean stretch it out?
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- I can't stretch it out...
- We're supposed to fill time. You know what?
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[whispers] L-L-Let's do
some of the fun facts.
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Oh. Oh, what a pity.
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It appears my opponent...
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is officially a no-show.
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Which means, once again, I...
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- am the winner! [laughing]
- [crowd cheering]
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Put... that trophy... down.
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[♪ triumphant sting]
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- Dad.
- [drops bag]
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- [Gary] Wow... Okay.
- [Dylan] Wow... Lotta drama.
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♪
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[hushed chatter]
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[Wayne] Oh! There he is.
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Surprised to see me?
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Can't say that I am.
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You never were the sharpest
thorn in the briar patch.
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I don't have any
idea what that means,
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but I'm sure it's insulting.
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If I wanted to
insult you, dear boy,
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I'd tell you you are
in over your head,
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out of your league,
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and 10 pins away
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from the most humiliating
defeat of your life.
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- Oh, snap! I heard that!
- Ooh! That's gotta hurt!
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- [laughs] - I heard that
one! In front of everybody!
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And if I was to insult you,
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I'd say your
game's gotten weak,
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your costume smells funky,
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and, quite frankly,
your accent sounds fake.
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- Sick burn, baby!
- Really? Even the last one?
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- [Dylan] Oh! Should we be allowed to hear this?
- [Gary laughs]
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- I think not.
- Should we be-- I mean, this is private!
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I'm going to give you
one last chance, Wade,
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to do what I did
all those years ago
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00:11:15,939 --> 00:11:19,242
and just... walk... away.
244
00:11:20,610 --> 00:11:23,413
Because there's no way
you can win, dear boy.
245
00:11:25,782 --> 00:11:27,617
You see all these
lovely people?
246
00:11:28,251 --> 00:11:32,089
Every single one
of them is here
247
00:11:32,089 --> 00:11:34,691
because they love me.
248
00:11:34,691 --> 00:11:38,095
- [chuckling]
- [crowd cheering]
249
00:11:39,396 --> 00:11:42,199
And they have absolutely
no bloody idea
250
00:11:42,199 --> 00:11:44,868
who the hell you are!
251
00:11:44,868 --> 00:11:46,837
[haughty laugh]
252
00:11:46,837 --> 00:11:47,904
Oh yeah, old man?
253
00:11:47,904 --> 00:11:50,240
- [flicks hat]
- They will.
254
00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:53,377
- [crowd gasps] - [♪ "Sirius"
by Borna Matosic resumes]
255
00:11:53,377 --> 00:11:54,878
- [Gary] Wow!
- [Dylan] Whoa!
256
00:11:54,878 --> 00:11:57,013
Those are some
athletic-looking thighs!
257
00:11:57,013 --> 00:11:58,615
[Gary] I mean, but
get them in the sun.
258
00:11:58,615 --> 00:12:00,984
I don't think I'm supposed
to be looking at that.
259
00:12:00,984 --> 00:12:04,187
[♪ music builds]
260
00:12:04,187 --> 00:12:06,623
[sighs] Let's roll.
261
00:12:06,623 --> 00:12:09,659
[crowd cheering]
262
00:12:09,659 --> 00:12:10,927
Yes, Wade!
263
00:12:10,927 --> 00:12:12,362
[laughing]
264
00:12:12,362 --> 00:12:14,731
Wade, put your
pants back on, dude.
265
00:12:14,731 --> 00:12:16,700
[nervous laugh]
It'll be cooler.
266
00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:18,802
[cheering continues]
267
00:12:19,636 --> 00:12:20,437
[frustrated grunt]
268
00:12:20,437 --> 00:12:22,205
[crowd] Pistol
Pete! Pistol Pete!
269
00:12:22,205 --> 00:12:24,341
Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
270
00:12:24,341 --> 00:12:27,944
Pistol Pete! Pistol
Pete! Pistol Pete!
271
00:12:27,944 --> 00:12:30,781
Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
272
00:12:30,781 --> 00:12:32,482
Wade Whipple!
273
00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:35,552
- Wade Whipple! Wade Whipple!
- Wade Whipple! Wade Whipple! Wade Whipple!
274
00:12:35,552 --> 00:12:38,221
[crowd] Pistol
Pete! Pistol Pete!
275
00:12:38,221 --> 00:12:40,957
- Wade Whipple! Wade Whipple!
- Wade Whipple!
276
00:12:40,957 --> 00:12:42,893
It's Whipple versus Whipple
277
00:12:42,893 --> 00:12:45,595
as the Tournament
of Champions finals
278
00:12:45,595 --> 00:12:47,697
are officially underway.
279
00:12:47,697 --> 00:12:49,132
Can't wait.
280
00:12:49,132 --> 00:12:50,467
[♪ music stops abruptly]
281
00:12:50,467 --> 00:12:52,869
- [Gary] Oh! Right out of the gate!
- [Dylan] Wow.
282
00:12:52,869 --> 00:12:55,138
[Dylan] Here we go. This is
some great bowling action.
283
00:12:55,138 --> 00:12:56,206
[laughing] Yeah.
284
00:12:56,206 --> 00:12:58,275
[sighs] That's how it's done.
285
00:13:00,610 --> 00:13:02,846
[crowd] Pistol
Pete! Pistol Pete!
286
00:13:02,846 --> 00:13:09,186
Pistol Pete! Pistol
Pete! Pistol Pete...
287
00:13:09,186 --> 00:13:12,222
[crowd slowly fading out]
288
00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:16,226
- [gunshot]
- [blows]
289
00:13:16,226 --> 00:13:19,196
Man, your dad's a
real turd bucket, huh?
290
00:13:19,729 --> 00:13:22,332
Yeah, I've recently
come to realize that.
291
00:13:24,067 --> 00:13:25,635
[sighing] Ahhhhh...
292
00:13:26,236 --> 00:13:29,272
Better keep up, dear
boy. That is, unless,
293
00:13:29,272 --> 00:13:32,476
you're ready to wave the
white flag and surrender.
294
00:13:32,476 --> 00:13:35,779
- [scoffs] I'm Wade Whipple.
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
295
00:13:35,779 --> 00:13:38,849
Lieutenant Deputy of the
smallest town in Montana.
296
00:13:38,849 --> 00:13:41,685
I don't know the meaning of the
word "surrender." Water bottle.
297
00:13:43,753 --> 00:13:46,690
- [pops]
- I have not yet begun to ball.
298
00:13:46,690 --> 00:13:49,793
[loud slurping]
299
00:13:49,793 --> 00:13:51,127
[giggles]
300
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:59,536
[♪ music building]
301
00:14:00,070 --> 00:14:01,271
[sighs]
302
00:14:04,508 --> 00:14:06,243
♪
303
00:14:06,243 --> 00:14:08,378
[ball rumbling]
304
00:14:08,378 --> 00:14:11,281
- [crowd gasps]
- Yes! Yes!
305
00:14:11,281 --> 00:14:14,117
- Wade not backing down at all!
- [laughs]
306
00:14:14,117 --> 00:14:17,721
- Look at the balls on this guy.
- Oh. Tit for tat.
307
00:14:17,721 --> 00:14:20,390
[on TV] Look, I'm not a
doctor, but technically,
308
00:14:20,390 --> 00:14:23,059
- they share the same blood...
- Can I get a beer, please?
309
00:14:23,059 --> 00:14:25,128
- [bartender] Yeah, sure.
- [TV chatter]
310
00:14:25,128 --> 00:14:28,365
- [pouring beer]
- [Knuckles] Hm...
311
00:14:28,365 --> 00:14:31,401
This truly is a
strange little planet.
312
00:14:31,401 --> 00:14:33,103
Can I get you anything, honey?
313
00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:35,805
Yes. Bring me your
largest challah bread.
314
00:14:35,805 --> 00:14:40,377
[♪ "Pick Up The Pieces" by
Average White Band playing]
315
00:14:41,011 --> 00:14:43,313
[ball rolling]
316
00:14:45,348 --> 00:14:47,551
- [crowd cheering]
- Bam!
317
00:14:47,551 --> 00:14:51,588
♪
318
00:14:52,956 --> 00:14:54,824
[ball rolling]
319
00:14:56,059 --> 00:14:57,994
- [crowd cheering]
- Yes!
320
00:14:57,994 --> 00:15:00,797
[laughing, blowing]
321
00:15:00,797 --> 00:15:02,332
Ha, yes!
322
00:15:02,332 --> 00:15:06,269
[bowling balls rolling]
323
00:15:07,470 --> 00:15:09,072
- [pins clattering]
- [squeals]
324
00:15:09,072 --> 00:15:11,808
[crowd cheering]
325
00:15:11,808 --> 00:15:14,277
[Susie giggling]
326
00:15:15,111 --> 00:15:16,446
[crowd cheering]
327
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:18,782
[grunts]
328
00:15:18,782 --> 00:15:20,617
[♪ song continues]
329
00:15:22,552 --> 00:15:26,389
- [pins clattering]
- [crowd cheering]
330
00:15:27,057 --> 00:15:28,558
Woo!
331
00:15:28,558 --> 00:15:29,993
[crowd cheering]
332
00:15:29,993 --> 00:15:32,262
♪
333
00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:35,465
- [♪ song ends]
- Uh-oh!
334
00:15:35,465 --> 00:15:39,736
- [crowd cheering]
- [♪ humming melody]
335
00:15:39,736 --> 00:15:42,339
Pistol Pete looking a
little worried over there.
336
00:15:42,339 --> 00:15:45,642
- [laughs] Oh, yeah, he looks intimidated.
- You know, I think he's, uh,
337
00:15:45,642 --> 00:15:47,944
got a little bit tougher
competitor than he thought.
338
00:15:47,944 --> 00:15:49,379
Gettin' nervous
yet, old timer?
339
00:15:49,379 --> 00:15:52,549
Nervous? [scoffs]
Don't be ridiculous.
340
00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:56,319
Woo-hoo! You go, Wade!
And whatever happens,
341
00:15:56,319 --> 00:15:58,388
- I'm proud of you!
- [Wanda] Wade!
342
00:15:58,388 --> 00:16:01,124
Please! Please
don't choke today!
343
00:16:01,124 --> 00:16:03,960
- Just please don't do it! Do great! Okay?
- [kissing]
344
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,428
Okay!
345
00:16:05,428 --> 00:16:07,397
- [noisy chomping]
- [TV chatter]
346
00:16:07,397 --> 00:16:10,667
[people screaming]
347
00:16:12,435 --> 00:16:16,606
- [TV chatter continues]
- [smashing, screaming]
348
00:16:16,606 --> 00:16:19,476
Hm... That sounds troubling.
349
00:16:19,476 --> 00:16:22,912
- [muffled explosion]
- [♪ tense music playing]
350
00:16:26,282 --> 00:16:27,517
[explosion]
351
00:16:28,952 --> 00:16:30,353
[crashing]
352
00:16:30,353 --> 00:16:32,722
- [metal whipping]
- [yells]
353
00:16:32,722 --> 00:16:35,992
- [♪ music building]
- [stomping]
354
00:16:39,796 --> 00:16:42,298
♪
355
00:16:42,298 --> 00:16:44,668
Knuckles the Echidna.
356
00:16:44,668 --> 00:16:48,104
It's an honor to
meet you at last.
357
00:16:48,104 --> 00:16:49,806
[whipping]
358
00:16:49,806 --> 00:16:50,674
[screaming]
359
00:16:50,674 --> 00:16:53,810
[♪ dramatic music playing]
360
00:16:53,810 --> 00:16:55,311
[laughs]
361
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,449
- [grunts]
- [Knuckles yells]
362
00:16:59,449 --> 00:17:01,251
- [chain whipping]
- [grunts]
363
00:17:01,251 --> 00:17:03,586
- [glass breaking]
- [groans]
364
00:17:04,621 --> 00:17:05,422
[grunts]
365
00:17:05,422 --> 00:17:08,091
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
366
00:17:08,091 --> 00:17:11,127
I thought you'd give
me more of a fight.
367
00:17:11,127 --> 00:17:12,662
[groaning]
368
00:17:12,662 --> 00:17:15,331
- [ominous bell chimes]
- [Dylan] This is it.
369
00:17:15,331 --> 00:17:19,936
It's all going to come
down to this final frame.
370
00:17:19,936 --> 00:17:22,906
[♪ tense music playing]
371
00:17:22,906 --> 00:17:24,708
[both sigh]
372
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:27,811
- [ominous bell chimes]
- [Pete] You got this, Pete.
373
00:17:32,982 --> 00:17:36,453
[slow-motion rumbling]
374
00:17:37,954 --> 00:17:41,558
[inaudible]
375
00:17:41,558 --> 00:17:43,760
[rumbling increases]
376
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,195
[♪ crescendo]
377
00:17:45,195 --> 00:17:47,163
- Oh...
- [rattling]
378
00:17:47,163 --> 00:17:48,665
[crowd gasps]
379
00:17:48,665 --> 00:17:49,966
[gasps]
380
00:17:49,966 --> 00:17:52,802
- [♪ tense music playing]
- [muffled rattling]
381
00:17:52,802 --> 00:17:56,072
[rattling slows]
382
00:17:56,072 --> 00:17:58,808
[shallow breathing]
383
00:17:58,808 --> 00:18:02,645
♪
384
00:18:02,645 --> 00:18:05,582
- [rattling stops]
- [crowd gasps]
385
00:18:05,582 --> 00:18:08,785
- Yes! I love you, pin!
- Oh, for heaven's sakes.
386
00:18:09,786 --> 00:18:11,488
[Gary] That miss
gives Wade a chance.
387
00:18:11,488 --> 00:18:15,925
- If he can get a strike here, he could win the tournament.
- [clears throat]
388
00:18:16,926 --> 00:18:19,696
[sighs] You should pick
up this spare, no problem.
389
00:18:19,696 --> 00:18:21,765
- [Dylan] Wow! [laughs]
- [Gary laughs]
390
00:18:21,765 --> 00:18:24,267
- Those are fightin' words right there.
- Sick dig!
391
00:18:24,267 --> 00:18:26,102
Someone's about
to get slapped!
392
00:18:26,102 --> 00:18:29,806
- [Gary laughs] - Great use of
the term "sick dig," by the way.
393
00:18:31,941 --> 00:18:33,676
[ball rolling]
394
00:18:34,911 --> 00:18:37,881
- [crowd cheering]
- [Pete laughs]
395
00:18:37,881 --> 00:18:39,482
Unflappable.
396
00:18:43,486 --> 00:18:45,355
[haughty sigh]
397
00:18:45,355 --> 00:18:46,990
[Dylan] This is so dramatic.
398
00:18:46,990 --> 00:18:48,925
[Gary] Because as it
comes down to this,
399
00:18:48,925 --> 00:18:50,860
if Wade Whipple
bowls another strike,
400
00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:53,029
he'll be on his way
to a perfect game
401
00:18:53,029 --> 00:18:55,732
and a tournament championship.
402
00:18:55,732 --> 00:18:59,135
Not to mention an
emotional victory
403
00:18:59,135 --> 00:19:01,104
over the man who left him
404
00:19:01,538 --> 00:19:04,440
a fatherless, stunted,
405
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,676
utter shell of a human being.
406
00:19:06,676 --> 00:19:08,011
- Okay...
- [Gary] And the question is,
407
00:19:08,011 --> 00:19:12,682
does Wade have the strength
to finish this fight?
408
00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:16,152
Well, do you, dear boy?
409
00:19:16,152 --> 00:19:17,387
Are you strong enough
410
00:19:17,387 --> 00:19:19,756
to strike down your
own father in battle?
411
00:19:20,890 --> 00:19:23,293
To do whatever
it takes to claim
412
00:19:23,293 --> 00:19:24,360
that championship trophy?
413
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:25,962
[♪ dramatic music playing]
414
00:19:25,962 --> 00:19:29,132
Or are you just another
schmuck with a nickname?
415
00:19:29,432 --> 00:19:32,435
[scoffs] Wade the Warrior?
416
00:19:32,435 --> 00:19:35,738
[laughing, sighs]
417
00:19:35,738 --> 00:19:38,007
Oh, I know I'm
strong enough, Dad.
418
00:19:39,175 --> 00:19:40,276
Really?
419
00:19:40,276 --> 00:19:41,344
Because all my life,
420
00:19:41,344 --> 00:19:43,213
I've learned from
great warriors.
421
00:19:43,213 --> 00:19:45,748
- Hm.
- I learned from a mother
422
00:19:45,748 --> 00:19:47,851
who never stopped
fighting for her family.
423
00:19:47,851 --> 00:19:50,753
I learned from her sister, who's
honestly a little bit annoying,
424
00:19:50,753 --> 00:19:53,189
but amazingly fearless
and headstrong.
425
00:19:53,189 --> 00:19:54,724
[♪ music building]
426
00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:58,228
But most of all, I learned
from the greatest warrior
427
00:19:58,228 --> 00:19:59,929
in the entire galaxy,
428
00:19:59,929 --> 00:20:02,398
who taught me that real
warriors wouldn't exist
429
00:20:02,398 --> 00:20:04,167
if not for those who
came before them,
430
00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:07,303
showed them the way, and
never stopped fighting,
431
00:20:07,303 --> 00:20:09,172
no matter how hard
the battle became.
432
00:20:09,839 --> 00:20:12,542
That's why I never would've
found my greatest strength,
433
00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:13,776
my true power,
434
00:20:13,776 --> 00:20:16,813
without my friend,
Knuckles the Echidna.
435
00:20:16,813 --> 00:20:18,147
[♪ emotional crescendo]
436
00:20:18,147 --> 00:20:19,782
Now, Dylan, normally it
doesn't take this long
437
00:20:19,782 --> 00:20:22,919
- for bowlers to bowl.
- Yeah, I agree, Gary.
438
00:20:22,919 --> 00:20:26,189
It seems as though
he is monologuing.
439
00:20:27,657 --> 00:20:29,225
That's highly unorthodox.
440
00:20:29,225 --> 00:20:30,627
Nice speech.
441
00:20:30,627 --> 00:20:33,429
But you left out
one small detail.
442
00:20:34,197 --> 00:20:37,200
- You're a loser, Wade.
- [♪ tense music playing]
443
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,102
You always have been,
444
00:20:39,102 --> 00:20:42,538
and you always will be.
445
00:20:45,308 --> 00:20:47,744
- [sighs]
- [Pete grunts]
446
00:20:49,212 --> 00:20:50,213
[clears throat]
447
00:20:52,415 --> 00:20:55,385
Well, would a loser do this?
448
00:20:55,385 --> 00:20:57,921
[♪ soft music playing]
449
00:21:00,156 --> 00:21:01,758
[sighs]
450
00:21:08,131 --> 00:21:10,500
[♪ dramatic sting]
451
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:14,904
[ball rumbling in slow motion]
452
00:21:18,741 --> 00:21:22,645
- [slow wobbling]
- [♪ tense music playing]
453
00:21:24,147 --> 00:21:26,149
[dark chuckle]
454
00:21:26,149 --> 00:21:29,218
[wobbling continues]
455
00:21:29,218 --> 00:21:32,555
[♪ music builds]
456
00:21:32,555 --> 00:21:36,225
[wobbling increases]
457
00:21:36,559 --> 00:21:37,694
- [clatters]
- Yes!
458
00:21:37,694 --> 00:21:38,995
- [air horn blares]
- [crowd cheering]
459
00:21:38,995 --> 00:21:40,830
[♪ triumphant music playing]
460
00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:43,700
- Oh! Unbelievable!
- Oh! The upstart has done it!
461
00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:45,768
Oh, my God, I did it!
462
00:21:45,768 --> 00:21:49,939
I won! [laughs]
I'm a champion!
463
00:21:50,707 --> 00:21:52,308
[grunting]
464
00:21:52,308 --> 00:21:53,977
- [crowd gasps]
- Whoa! Duck!
465
00:21:54,510 --> 00:21:56,679
- Knuckles?
- Wade Whipple!
466
00:21:56,679 --> 00:21:58,047
Get your people to safety
467
00:21:58,047 --> 00:22:00,817
- before they-- [yells]
- [crowd screaming]
468
00:22:00,817 --> 00:22:04,087
[♪ dramatic music playing]
469
00:22:05,321 --> 00:22:07,323
[Susie whimpering]
470
00:22:07,323 --> 00:22:08,891
[screaming continues]
471
00:22:08,891 --> 00:22:10,360
[whimpers]
472
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:12,228
♪
473
00:22:13,396 --> 00:22:16,933
- Wade! Where are you going?
- To help my friend!
474
00:22:16,933 --> 00:22:20,570
- [♪ emotional music playing]
- [machinery whirring]
475
00:22:20,570 --> 00:22:22,605
- Knuckles?
- [Knuckles] Wade!
476
00:22:22,605 --> 00:22:24,107
Stay back!
477
00:22:24,107 --> 00:22:26,642
Okay, the stakes have
been raised considerably.
478
00:22:26,642 --> 00:22:30,646
Don't worry, Echidna.
This'll all be over soon.
479
00:22:30,646 --> 00:22:32,348
- All I need is...
- [whirring]
480
00:22:32,348 --> 00:22:34,917
every ounce of your power.
481
00:22:35,818 --> 00:22:37,353
- [zapping]
- [groans]
482
00:22:37,954 --> 00:22:39,922
- [Wade] Knuckles!
- [groaning]
483
00:22:39,922 --> 00:22:42,458
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- [whirring, sizzling]
484
00:22:42,458 --> 00:22:44,961
- What are you doing to him?!
- [yells]
485
00:22:44,961 --> 00:22:47,030
[groans]
486
00:22:47,030 --> 00:22:48,097
[gasps]
487
00:22:48,097 --> 00:22:50,299
[powering down]
488
00:22:50,299 --> 00:22:53,269
Your power is mine, echidna.
489
00:22:53,803 --> 00:22:56,773
- [stomp, fizzling]
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
490
00:22:56,773 --> 00:22:59,142
Your only purpose now...
491
00:22:59,142 --> 00:23:00,576
is to die!
492
00:23:00,576 --> 00:23:02,845
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
493
00:23:05,415 --> 00:23:06,716
Knuckles! Buddy!
494
00:23:06,716 --> 00:23:08,684
What did he do to you?
495
00:23:08,684 --> 00:23:11,821
[The Buyer] You caused
me a lotta trouble.
496
00:23:11,821 --> 00:23:14,290
- Now I'm gonna make you pay.
- [sizzling, whirring]
497
00:23:14,290 --> 00:23:16,959
[♪ soft music playing]
498
00:23:17,593 --> 00:23:18,795
[sighs]
499
00:23:19,529 --> 00:23:21,230
You think you're so tough,
500
00:23:21,230 --> 00:23:24,734
hiding behind that metal
onesie you're wearing?
501
00:23:24,734 --> 00:23:27,570
I'm not scared of
you. Come and get me!
502
00:23:27,570 --> 00:23:28,938
[fizzling]
503
00:23:28,938 --> 00:23:30,873
[♪ dramatic music playing]
504
00:23:30,873 --> 00:23:32,442
Okay, I was bluffing.
505
00:23:32,975 --> 00:23:35,745
[♪ "La Cucaracha" novelty horn]
506
00:23:35,745 --> 00:23:36,913
[tires screech]
507
00:23:36,913 --> 00:23:39,682
- Hm?
- [♪ triumphant music playing]
508
00:23:39,682 --> 00:23:41,184
- [tires squeal]
- [Wanda] Whoa!
509
00:23:43,686 --> 00:23:45,121
Somebody call for backup?
510
00:23:45,121 --> 00:23:46,789
[laughs]
511
00:23:46,789 --> 00:23:49,192
We thought you
could use a hand.
512
00:23:49,192 --> 00:23:50,226
[gasps]
513
00:23:50,226 --> 00:23:52,295
- [Wanda laughs]
- God, that was a good line.
514
00:23:52,295 --> 00:23:54,797
- [mech gloves whirring]
- [♪ music building]
515
00:23:54,797 --> 00:23:57,934
[energy sizzling]
516
00:23:57,934 --> 00:23:59,435
Alright, Wade. Let's do this.
517
00:24:01,337 --> 00:24:03,339
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
518
00:24:03,339 --> 00:24:04,807
Let's roll.
519
00:24:05,775 --> 00:24:07,443
[glove whirs]
520
00:24:07,443 --> 00:24:09,846
[angry growl]
521
00:24:11,180 --> 00:24:13,983
Knuckles, I hope
you can hear this.
522
00:24:13,983 --> 00:24:17,720
You taught me how to stand
up for myself and fight!
523
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:20,823
[♪ emotional music playing]
524
00:24:20,823 --> 00:24:23,126
And we're stronger
than ever now...
525
00:24:23,860 --> 00:24:25,261
because we fight together!
526
00:24:25,261 --> 00:24:27,330
♪
527
00:24:27,330 --> 00:24:29,298
A warrior's true strength
comes from their heart.
528
00:24:29,298 --> 00:24:31,667
[♪ music building]
529
00:24:31,667 --> 00:24:33,736
- [grunts]
- [clangs, crunches]
530
00:24:33,736 --> 00:24:34,837
[growls]
531
00:24:35,304 --> 00:24:37,140
And your heart has
never been bigger!
532
00:24:37,140 --> 00:24:39,142
♪
533
00:24:39,142 --> 00:24:41,444
You fight to
honor your family!
534
00:24:41,444 --> 00:24:45,081
♪
535
00:24:45,081 --> 00:24:47,750
You fight to protect
your friends! [grunts]
536
00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:50,153
[cheering]
537
00:24:50,153 --> 00:24:51,220
[fizzling]
538
00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:53,789
And now, you have
something new to fight for.
539
00:24:53,789 --> 00:24:56,225
[mech suit approaching]
540
00:24:57,193 --> 00:24:58,394
A home!
541
00:24:58,394 --> 00:25:01,797
♪
542
00:25:03,266 --> 00:25:04,600
[sighs]
543
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,435
[glove whirring]
544
00:25:08,104 --> 00:25:11,107
Looks like you're
all out of balls!
545
00:25:11,107 --> 00:25:13,242
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
546
00:25:14,410 --> 00:25:16,546
[Knuckles screaming]
547
00:25:16,546 --> 00:25:20,183
- [♪ triumphant music playing]
- This is my home!
548
00:25:20,183 --> 00:25:21,417
[grunts]
549
00:25:23,519 --> 00:25:24,954
[yells]
550
00:25:25,721 --> 00:25:27,657
- [zapping]
- [growls]
551
00:25:27,657 --> 00:25:30,526
- No! No!
- [mech suit powering down]
552
00:25:30,526 --> 00:25:32,929
- My power!
- [♪ dramatic crescendo]
553
00:25:32,929 --> 00:25:36,199
[♪ '80s-style rock guitar riff]
554
00:25:36,199 --> 00:25:37,667
[boom, whoosh]
555
00:25:37,667 --> 00:25:40,436
- [yells]
- [♪ music builds]
556
00:25:40,436 --> 00:25:42,238
The Flames of Disaster!
557
00:25:42,238 --> 00:25:43,406
[growls]
558
00:25:43,406 --> 00:25:45,341
Come on!
559
00:25:45,341 --> 00:25:47,977
[yelling]
560
00:25:50,713 --> 00:25:52,415
[clattering]
561
00:25:52,415 --> 00:25:53,683
[yells]
562
00:25:54,383 --> 00:25:56,652
- [screaming]
- [electricity shorting]
563
00:25:56,652 --> 00:25:58,287
♪
564
00:25:58,287 --> 00:26:00,856
- [zooming]
- Finish him, Knucks!
565
00:26:00,856 --> 00:26:02,892
♪
566
00:26:02,892 --> 00:26:05,628
- [cables snapping]
- [creaking, rumbling]
567
00:26:05,628 --> 00:26:08,731
♪
568
00:26:08,731 --> 00:26:10,866
[yelling]
569
00:26:11,467 --> 00:26:12,768
[Knuckles grunts]
570
00:26:12,768 --> 00:26:15,037
Victory is ours.
571
00:26:15,037 --> 00:26:16,939
[sphere collapses]
572
00:26:16,939 --> 00:26:18,207
[electric fizzle]
573
00:26:20,843 --> 00:26:22,979
Wow. Well, there
you have it, folks.
574
00:26:22,979 --> 00:26:25,281
This proves what I've
been saying all along.
575
00:26:25,281 --> 00:26:27,149
Absolutely anything can happen
576
00:26:27,149 --> 00:26:29,819
in the National
Bowling Championships.
577
00:26:29,819 --> 00:26:31,754
You know, Gary,
I looked it up,
578
00:26:31,754 --> 00:26:34,123
and actually, this
has happened before.
579
00:26:34,123 --> 00:26:36,559
There was a visit by
an extraterrestrial
580
00:26:36,559 --> 00:26:38,761
in the 1974 tourney,
581
00:26:38,761 --> 00:26:41,631
- but I don't think he was red.
- Well, you might be right,
582
00:26:41,631 --> 00:26:44,934
but I'm gonna tell you, this
time was a lot more fun.
583
00:26:44,934 --> 00:26:47,103
- What a show tonight, people.
- So fun. Oh!
584
00:26:47,103 --> 00:26:50,239
Looks like there's some more
action down on the lanes.
585
00:26:50,239 --> 00:26:52,341
[laughing]
586
00:26:52,341 --> 00:26:54,977
Hey! That dork burger's
stealing the trophy!
587
00:26:54,977 --> 00:26:57,947
- [Cockney accent] Shut your gob hole, you little brat!
- [Dylan] Oh no!
588
00:26:57,947 --> 00:27:00,116
Pistol Pete is
stealing the trophy,
589
00:27:00,116 --> 00:27:01,450
and he lost the tourney!
590
00:27:01,450 --> 00:27:03,619
I don't know what the rule
book says about this, Gary.
591
00:27:04,220 --> 00:27:05,688
- [panting]
- [Wendy] Oh, no, you don't.
592
00:27:05,688 --> 00:27:09,258
Take your hands off my
son's trophy, you schmuck!
593
00:27:09,258 --> 00:27:12,128
- [grunting]
- [♪ triumphant music playing]
594
00:27:12,795 --> 00:27:14,063
[laughing]
595
00:27:14,864 --> 00:27:17,066
{\an8}Mom, that was awesome!
596
00:27:17,066 --> 00:27:19,068
{\an8}Ever think about
joining the FBI?
597
00:27:19,068 --> 00:27:20,670
Well, if it means I
can spend more time
598
00:27:20,670 --> 00:27:22,738
with my daughter, I'd love to.
599
00:27:22,738 --> 00:27:24,006
[groans]
600
00:27:25,408 --> 00:27:26,409
[Wanda grunts]
601
00:27:27,877 --> 00:27:30,513
You did it, Wade
Whipple! You won!
602
00:27:30,513 --> 00:27:32,281
Buddy, we did it.
603
00:27:32,281 --> 00:27:33,549
♪
604
00:27:33,549 --> 00:27:37,453
[♪ "Whatta Man" by Salt-N-Pepa
& En Vogue playing]
605
00:27:37,453 --> 00:27:38,521
♪ Ooh ♪
606
00:27:39,755 --> 00:27:41,791
♪ Uh ♪
607
00:27:41,791 --> 00:27:43,459
♪ Hey, hey ♪
608
00:27:45,227 --> 00:27:48,297
♪ Alright, yeah ♪
609
00:27:48,297 --> 00:27:50,833
♪ Oh, what a man, what
a man, what a man ♪
610
00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:52,168
♪ What a mighty good man ♪
611
00:27:52,168 --> 00:27:55,671
♪ He's a mighty mighty
good man, yeah ♪
612
00:27:56,539 --> 00:27:59,375
♪ Yahoo! ♪
613
00:27:59,375 --> 00:28:02,778
♪ Ooh, now break it down ♪
614
00:28:02,778 --> 00:28:05,348
- [motorcycle rumbling]
- Hey, Knuckles!
615
00:28:05,348 --> 00:28:08,384
How about some new
road trip music?
616
00:28:08,384 --> 00:28:12,188
I call this mix "Knuckles
and Wade Warrior Jammerz."
617
00:28:12,188 --> 00:28:14,890
[♪ "The Warrior" by
Scandal playing on phone]
618
00:28:14,890 --> 00:28:16,959
What is this amazing song?
619
00:28:16,959 --> 00:28:19,595
- ♪ Oh... ♪
- Could this be...
620
00:28:20,196 --> 00:28:22,631
- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
- Yes!
621
00:28:22,631 --> 00:28:24,533
This is...
622
00:28:24,533 --> 00:28:26,736
my jam!
623
00:28:26,736 --> 00:28:28,571
♪ Stereo jungle child ♪
624
00:28:28,571 --> 00:28:32,575
♪ Love is the kill, your
heart's still wild ♪
625
00:28:32,575 --> 00:28:35,611
♪ Shooting at the
walls of heartache ♪
626
00:28:35,611 --> 00:28:36,912
♪ Bang bang ♪
627
00:28:36,912 --> 00:28:39,582
♪ I am the warrior ♪
628
00:28:41,150 --> 00:28:44,053
♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪
629
00:28:44,053 --> 00:28:47,189
♪ And heart to
heart, you'll win ♪
630
00:28:47,189 --> 00:28:49,358
♪ If you survive ♪
631
00:28:50,226 --> 00:28:52,561
♪ The warrior... ♪
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