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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:51,040 Come, come. It's behind the Spitfire. 2 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:52,720 What time is it? 3 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:54,320 Cool! 4 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:55,800 That's it. 5 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,560 - Well, where's the portal? - Here it is. 6 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:00,080 - Are you sure? - Yes. 7 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,880 The space-time clock I created doesn't miss a beat. 8 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:06,360 I can see where the incoming and outgoing portals are. 9 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:09,000 Guys... Are you sure you can manage by yourselves? 10 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:13,080 Renatino, they already busted Ranieri and Sebastiano for the Van Gogh theft. 11 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,360 So if you don't get lost, they'll bust you, too. 12 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,520 Right. All you can do is go back to '82. 13 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,400 I don't mind going back to my day. 14 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:23,360 I'm telling you, I don't like these modern times. 15 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:25,480 Too vulgar. 16 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:26,920 Listen... 17 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,040 Can I hug you? 18 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:32,600 As long as you don't hug me too tightly. 19 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:38,120 Guys... 20 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:39,920 At this point... 21 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:42,120 Not too tightly. 22 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:43,560 All this mawkishness... 23 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,000 Renatino, take care, okay? 24 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:48,160 Are you finished? 25 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,920 Hey... You're the only gang I've ever had. 26 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:55,120 And you'll always be our boss. Are you sure you have everything you need? 27 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:58,840 Giuseppe, I'll be able to live three lives in '82 with these diamonds. 28 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,920 If you need me, you know where to find me. 29 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,480 Before leaving I want to tell you one last thing. 30 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:12,320 To all of you. 31 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:15,520 Go, Roma! 32 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:16,560 Always! 33 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:26,640 He disappeared. 34 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:27,680 He's gone. 35 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:32,720 What are we going to do now that we have one man less? 36 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:34,960 We need to recruit another person in our gang. 37 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,400 I think I know someone who would be perfect. 38 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:45,400 Guys! You can't just smooch around while I'm teaching. 39 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:48,880 Are you at the park? Settle down! Come on! 40 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,880 Esposito, I'll give you the chance 41 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,400 to make up for the "F" I gave you yesterday. 42 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:58,840 So... It's the Second World War: tell me the name of the King of Italy. 43 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,960 - I don't mention any names. - What a dumb-ass, Esposito. 44 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:03,520 Gargiulo, can you answer for us? 45 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:04,880 - Victor Emmanuel. - Well done. 46 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:08,360 See? Victor Emmanuel I, ll or Ill? 47 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:09,880 The last. 48 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:14,000 You keep on acting silly, don't you, Esposito? 49 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,320 Your "F" is confirmed. 50 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:18,200 Who cares? Anyway, you're just the substitute, not our teacher. 51 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:20,440 Oh, yeah? Then I'll even give you a black mark. 52 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:22,520 You're an asshole. 53 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:26,840 What did you say? 54 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,800 Asshole... and a cheapskate. 55 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:37,840 Esposito... always acts funny, right? He makes us laugh, he's brilliant. 56 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,160 He is the bomb! 57 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:43,480 Fuck off. 58 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:46,600 So, who's next? 59 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:51,840 Claudio! 60 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:54,520 - Hey! - Loretta, what are you doing here? 61 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:56,920 Darling, how are you? Everything alright? 62 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,200 Hey, guys, he's my cousin, Claudio Ranieri. 63 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:00,840 - Hi. - The soccer coach, sure. 64 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,560 Winner in 2016 with Leicester City F.C. in the Premier League. 65 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:08,080 - I didn't know that. Congratulations! - Congratulations for what? You idiot! 66 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:11,280 You really think he's Claudio Ranieri? He's young! We're just joking! 67 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:12,120 How should I know? 68 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:13,960 Listen, how's uncle Massimo? 69 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,000 "Massimo Ranieri", the singer? Sure! 70 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:20,200 Let's say that he's on a long holiday right now... 71 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,320 Six years and three months to be precise. 72 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:23,200 Yeah, sure. 73 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:26,320 Anyway, Claudio has a degree in History. 74 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:29,760 No, no. "Historical Sciences", if you don't mind. There's a difference. 75 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,920 I also wrote an essay on the Second World War. High quality. 76 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,480 - And hardly no commercial success. - Well... 77 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:38,160 Yes, but it's about the Second World War. 78 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:42,360 Exactly. And in this regard, you know that we time travel, right? 79 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:44,240 We want to offer you a job. 80 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:47,360 - Really? - Yes. Can you get a couple of days off? 81 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,880 They just gave me an indefinite leave, so... 82 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:54,120 Perfect! It's a bit difficult to explain. It could seem incredible. 83 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:56,520 I'll do anything not to go back to those dumb asses. 84 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:58,840 I'd even travel to the moon. As long as you pay me. 85 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,400 - We have the money. - Yes. Tons of it. 86 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:07,040 - Then I'm in. What do we have to do? - Well... Steal the Mona Lisa... 87 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:09,520 A piece of cake, in other words... 88 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:13,320 After stealing it, the problem will be Europe under Nazi occupation. 89 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,520 It will be devastated by the Allied bombings. 90 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,120 We'll be in the middle of a chaos. 91 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:19,600 Going back to the future will be complicated. 92 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:23,880 We'll be in France on the dawn of September 7th, 1943, 93 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,680 that is, the day before the famous armistice. 94 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:29,680 - Sure. Which armistice was it? - What do you mean "which armistice"? 95 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:31,840 It's on the tip of my tongue, but I don't remember. 96 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,960 The agreement between Italy and the Allies to suspend hostility. 97 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:37,520 - The armistice... - Hey... I couldn't remember... 98 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:41,600 Cousin, we're lacking the basics. This is elementary school stuff. 99 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:42,520 Jeez... 100 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,840 - This guy's already a pain in the ass... - Moreno... 101 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,800 Anyway, you'll pretend you're Nazi soldiers. 102 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,880 I got you some passes. 103 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:55,160 Moreno, Giuseppe and Claudio. They're signed by the SS. 104 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,040 Who's this guy? Me? Huh? 105 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,480 - Yes. Greatly photoshopped. - Photoshopped... 106 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,520 Not really. We look macrocephalic. 107 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,920 Hey, I got them for 30 bucks at the flea market. 108 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:04,840 Alright. 109 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:10,040 Most of all, you won't have any problem to reach the Castle of Chambord, 110 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:15,560 where the French hid a lot of works of art to avoid them ending up in Hitler's hands. 111 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,760 Anyway, we're only interested in one: that one. 112 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:21,200 Hey, it's not the original. 113 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:25,560 Come on, guys. Where shall we go dressed like that? 114 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:29,000 - And what shall we say? "We're the SS"? - Excuse me, what is this? Huh? 115 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:31,720 - The flea market. - Yes. 116 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:36,280 - Guys, I'm ready. Let's go. - No, no. No way. 117 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:39,320 No, for this mission you'll be perfect without a wig. 118 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:42,440 Come on, Giuseppe. You look like "Marcella Bella". Come on. 119 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,840 It's a shame. I'm fond of it. 120 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,560 But we're in 1943. Okay, guys, let's recap. 121 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:53,040 Once you've stolen the painting, this watch will lead you 122 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,680 towards the first available space-time portal, 123 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:56,960 which will bring you back. 124 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:58,360 Understood? Here. 125 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:00,440 - I'll keep it. - Put it around your wrist. 126 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,040 - And never take it off. - No kiddin'. 127 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:05,120 Don't worry, because Loretta and I will monitor everything from here. 128 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:06,520 Any questions? 129 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:09,080 Yes. Let's go get the Mona Lisa! 130 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:11,080 - Let's go for it! - Let's get it! Yeah. 131 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:14,360 Come on. 132 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:17,320 Damn... 133 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:22,080 COME ON, GUYS! LET'S GO! 134 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:25,920 EYES OPEN. LET'S GO! 135 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,880 THERE'S THE CASTLE! IT'LL BE DIFFICULT TO GET IN... 136 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,960 CHATEAU DE CHAMBORD. THE FRENCH TROOPS GUARD THE CASTLE. 137 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:40,120 SHH! QUIETLY! 138 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,120 THERE ARE GUARDS AT THE ENTRANCE. 139 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:48,080 I'll TAKE CARE OF THAT... 140 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,160 TIME FOR A NAP... 141 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:56,840 YOU TOO! 142 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,360 FOLLOW ME. 143 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:04,200 THE MONA LISA IS IN ONE OF THESE CASES. 144 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:07,960 FOUND IT! 145 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:13,320 THEY'RE COMING. RUN! 146 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,680 DAMN! HOW MANY ARE THERE? 147 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:21,240 HA-HA-HA. WE'RE OUT! 148 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,720 IT'S DONE! 149 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:33,480 ONCE UPON A CRIME 150 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:36,880 We stole the Mona Lisa. Now we have to go home. 151 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:41,640 Gentlemen... here it is. 152 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:44,680 The original Mona Lisa of 1503. 153 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:48,200 Maybe 1504, painted on poplar wood. 154 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:50,880 It's completely different without the glass in front of it. 155 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:54,000 - How much money will this lady make us? - You don't understand. 156 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:58,080 Some people are willing to pay any price for "this lady", as you call her, 157 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:00,040 and hang it on top of their fireplace. 158 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,800 Anyway. What about the portal? 159 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:07,080 The space-time gate to get back to the future will open in Camogli. 160 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:09,640 Camogli? Like the sandwiches at the Highway restaurant? 161 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:11,560 Where the fuck is Camogli? 162 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:15,240 Holy shit. Ignorance is something I never tolerated. 163 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,040 - You're telling me... - Not at this level. 164 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,400 - Where is it? - In Liguria. 165 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:20,120 How do you know? 166 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,520 - I just know it. - Yeah, sure. 167 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:25,080 And my grandmother's from there. 168 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,760 That's why you know, because of your grandmother, otherwise... 169 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:29,480 Come on. Let's hurry up. 170 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:47,160 It's here. 171 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,560 This is the inn where Jean Paul Sartre and Simbn de Beauvoir 172 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,400 spent their weekends before the war. 173 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:53,240 Yeah, sure. 174 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,640 Let's do this: we'll spend the night here, 175 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:58,480 and tomorrow morning at dawn we'll enter into Italy, alright? 176 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,320 Yes, but how will we pay? 177 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,480 - Did the Nazis ever pay anything? - Right. 178 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,920 When the French see us, they'll shit on us. Put it there. 179 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,960 - Leave everything here. - Here. 180 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:16,960 Good thing they were all supposed to be French... 181 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:17,800 Let's go. 182 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,000 Please. 183 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:21,400 Let's sit. 184 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:27,080 Heil Hitler! 185 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:28,760 What the fuck are you doing? 186 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:33,040 Sit down. 187 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,800 - You know this song'? - Yes. 188 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:04,960 Yeah, sure. 189 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,120 Up, UP! 190 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,080 - Sing, comrades! - "Jail- 191 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,520 Put your arm down. 192 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,200 Guys, let's get out of here. 193 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,480 If they find out who we are, they'll shoot us. 194 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:43,280 Heil Hitler! 195 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:44,280 Heil Hitler! 196 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,320 Heil Hitler! 197 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:47,440 Soldiers! 198 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:49,640 You drank enough for today. 199 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:53,480 In your cots. The ship for Naples leaves at dawn! 200 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:54,320 Jaw oh“.! 201 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,360 Jaw oh“.! 202 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,040 What unit do you belong to? 203 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:03,520 What unit do you belong to? 204 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:07,920 Second legion, Colonel. We were on the French front. 205 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,000 You speak German? 206 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:13,040 I took part in the Erasmus program in Munich. 207 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,240 When were you going to say it? 208 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,080 I'm proud of what you're doing in France. 209 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:20,320 He's proud of what we're doing in France. 210 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:21,840 Thank you, Commander. 211 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:25,920 Italian? Spies! Spies! 212 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,240 Spies! Damn! Run! 213 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:29,760 Leave me! 214 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:35,680 Go, go! 215 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,520 Follow them! 216 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,800 - We have to hide! - Where? 217 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:05,760 I want to remind you 218 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,560 that we're on the border of occupied France, it's full of Nazis! 219 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,480 I know where! Follow me! 220 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,920 This is my grandmother's house. 221 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:30,360 She's an anti-Fascist. That is, a convinced Communist. 222 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,560 She'll help us. Don't worry. 223 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:36,280 If your grandfather sees us, he won't shoot us, right? 224 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,440 He won't be able: he died in Russia. What are you talking about? 225 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:40,280 Alright. 226 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:43,240 Actually, don't say anything, because she doesn't know yet. 227 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,800 Especially you, since you already made to many gaffes. 228 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,480 - Can you help me take this off? - Anything else? 229 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,880 Oh, great. You have a waistcoat now. 230 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:52,720 Come on, guys. 231 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:54,520 I told you not to buy things at... 232 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:55,600 Who are you? 233 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:57,920 What do you want? 234 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,240 - Who is she? - Grandma! 235 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,280 I'll count to three: one... 236 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,200 We're not...! 237 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,040 Two... 238 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,400 We're Vincenzo's friends. 239 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:06,920 My grandpa... 240 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,160 - Husband. - Husband. 241 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,240 Your husband. 242 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:12,640 We served together in the Italian expedition in Russia. 243 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,840 What are you doing here? Are you deserters? 244 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:15,680 - No... - No. 245 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:16,840 - Yes. - Oh, yes, yes! 246 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:17,800 Of course! 247 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:21,560 We're hiding from the Germans. We need a place to stay for the night. 248 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,480 Please, help us. Please. 249 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:26,920 Help us. 250 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,080 I'll shut the door, madame. 251 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:43,240 Oh, a fireplace. It's so cold. 252 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:47,080 You really saved our lives. Thank you so much for your hospitality. 253 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:48,960 How is Vincenzo? 254 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,040 Uh, how... how is Vincenzo? 255 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,920 How is he? Fine. How's Vincenzo? 256 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,080 How is Vincenzo? 257 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,400 Uh, Vincenzo is... 258 00:14:57,120 --> 00:15:00,360 I mean, he's a big man. He's six feet tall. He's rock solid! 259 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:01,760 He's always... 260 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:04,400 How can Vincenzo possibly be? He's a tough old bird! 261 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,080 Why isn't he with you? 262 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:06,920 Why? 263 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,800 - He knows why. - What are you saying? 264 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,880 - You know about Vincenzo? - He wanted to continue fighting. 265 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,800 Exactly. You know what kind of guy he is. 266 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:14,640 You know. 267 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,360 Do you have any news from the front? 268 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:17,800 He knows everything. 269 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,480 Let's give her some fresh news from the front. Come on. 270 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:21,520 Yes, uh... 271 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,400 The Red Army crossed the Don 272 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:27,200 and overwhelmed the front with a pincer movement. 273 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,000 So the Italians were forced to retreat in the icy steppe, 274 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,120 and since they were wearing cardboard shoes, 275 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,520 they lost their toes, limbs... 276 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:37,240 Hey! Are you joking? What do you mean "entire limbs"? That's not possible. 277 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,680 He's always joking around... 278 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,880 In his book "Centomila gavette di ghiaccio", 279 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,000 Giulio Bedeschi talked about a tragedy of Homeric proportions. 280 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:48,680 - But "Badeschi" really busted our balls! - Bedeschi. You ignorant beast! Dumbass! 281 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:53,840 Madame, don't worry, really. Your husband is in good health. 282 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,680 - Come. - Yes. 283 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,080 - I'll show you your room. - Yes. 284 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,480 - I'll bring you some blankets. - Yes. 285 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:04,400 Thanks. 286 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:05,440 Thanks you. 287 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:06,480 Look. 288 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:07,520 Wow... 289 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:17,880 Did she make them? 290 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:21,640 Indeed. My grandmother was a great photographer. 291 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:22,720 Books, exhibitions... 292 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,720 - Congratulations. They're beautiful. - Thanks. 293 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:29,680 Many girls want photos 294 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,920 so they can send them to their boyfriends at the front. 295 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,120 This is... 296 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:44,880 It's mom. 297 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:51,280 Wow, what a beautiful girl! 298 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,280 Is she your daughter? 299 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,920 - Mommy, who are these gentlemen? - Daddy's friends. 300 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,240 Daddy's friends? Where is he? Is he coming back? 301 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,280 Daddy? 302 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:02,960 Yes. 303 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,640 Yes. He's... he's coming back. 304 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:06,720 Promise? 305 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,240 Can I take a look? 306 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,080 What a beautiful accordion. Is it yours? 307 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,280 Yes. Do you want to hear me play it? 308 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:30,120 My heart goes from evening to flower, 309 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,480 with sweetness and love. 310 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,520 Go for me. 311 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,600 Very good. 312 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:39,040 Go because my happiness 313 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:43,920 only lives with reality, next to you. 314 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,080 This is how I want to live. 315 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,040 She always sang this song to me when I was a boy. 316 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:52,680 With the sun in front of me, singing happily, blissfully. 317 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:57,720 I want to live and enjoy the air in the mountains. 318 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:02,200 Because this beauty doesn't cost anything. 319 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:08,440 Well done! 320 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,080 Bravo. 321 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,200 Bravo. 322 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,280 Very good! 323 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,800 You get better and better, darling. 324 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:17,840 She's very talented. 325 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,760 - She died of a heart attack. - I'm sorry. 326 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:23,720 It was probably my fault. She had high expectations. 327 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,240 She wanted me to become a magistrate, a doctor... 328 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,240 And I didn't even finish eighth grade. 329 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,840 - That's not difficult to understand... - Really? 330 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:31,880 Yes. 331 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,200 Time to go to bed. Everyone. 332 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,120 - Yes. - Good night. 333 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,160 Good night. 334 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,200 Night. 335 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,200 Huh? 336 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,720 - Mommy... - Shh. 337 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,680 You two, upstairs! You come with me! 338 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:50,320 Shit! They've been here! 339 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,240 Mommy, he“?! 340 00:20:58,680 --> 00:20:59,680 The accordion. 341 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:15,360 We don't have time to look for them! The ship is about to leave! Let's go! 342 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,080 Go away! Hide! 343 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:33,920 What was that? 344 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:40,160 Where are they? Where are they? 345 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,720 Bastards! 346 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,880 Enough! Come here! Quickly! 347 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:02,840 Where's the girl? 348 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:09,920 Monica! Monica! 349 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:12,760 Oh my God! 350 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:14,280 Damn them! 351 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,640 - They cut the tires! - And now what? 352 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,400 Go, go. 353 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,040 Go. 354 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,480 Monica! 355 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,080 No! Monica! 356 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,920 No! No! Fuck, it's gone! 357 00:22:58,720 --> 00:22:59,640 Oh my God! 358 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:00,760 Fuck! 359 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:02,720 She's on the ship! 360 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,640 - Where is it headed to? - It's the ship to Naples. 361 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,600 - We have to go there! Now! - Don't worry. 362 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,240 - We'll find a solution somehow. - What shall we do? 363 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,000 Calm down, please. 364 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,880 We even lost the portal to Camogli... 365 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,120 What the fuck do I care about the portal to Camogli? 366 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,280 There's another one available in Caserta until September 10th. 367 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,800 I have to save my mother. 368 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,240 No, you don't get it. 369 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,760 I'm only here for the painting and the money. 370 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,200 - Everything else is your problem. - Then let's do this. 371 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:30,600 If you don't come with us, you can forget the Mona Lisa! 372 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,360 First we rescue my mother and then we'll go back to the future. 373 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:34,400 You don't understand. 374 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:37,480 Travelling through Italy in such a historical context is madness! 375 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:38,320 Understand? 376 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,560 There are Nazis, Fascists, partisans! 377 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,640 And the "Sun Motorway" still doesn't exist! 378 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,160 Do you know what day it is today? 379 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:48,240 Of course! It's September 8th! The day of uhm... The Solstice day! 380 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:52,880 Armistice! You dumb-ass! Ignorant! Don't you dare! 381 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,000 Adele! We'll take you to Naples! 382 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,280 No, you've already caused too much damage! 383 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,920 It's your fault! You caused this situation! 384 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:05,080 Adele, we know, and that's why we want to help you! 385 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,440 If we want to save Monica, we need to stick together. 386 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:11,160 All for one, one for all! Like a real gang! 387 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,320 We have to inform Gianfranco and Loretta. 388 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:14,920 And how should we do that? 389 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,160 Mr. Gianfranco Righetti? 390 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,080 Yes, it's me! 391 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,360 - Who is it? - There's a registered letter for you. 392 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:33,840 - Fuck off. - Fuck off. 393 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:38,200 - Hello! Good morning. - Good morning. This is for you. 394 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,000 - Thank you. - Please, sign here. 395 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:41,040 Sure. 396 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:45,760 You need to pick up a packet from "The GGang". With two "G's". 397 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,800 We've had it for almost 80 years. 398 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:54,160 It was sent on September 8th, 1943, and is supposed to be delivered today. 399 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,400 We even bet if this "Gianfranco" is still alive or not... 400 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:01,160 - And what does it say? - How should I know? 401 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:04,800 - Where is this packet? - Excuse me, what planet do you come from? 402 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,800 You go to the post office, 403 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,760 give them the receipt and they'll give you the packet. 404 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,400 It's quite elementary. 405 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,840 - Shall I explain it again? - No, thanks. Not necessary. 406 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,040 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 407 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:17,280 All the best. 408 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,240 How obnoxious. 409 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,960 Look at that. It's illegible. 410 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:28,160 Excuse me. That's because the office was flooded in '79. 411 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,040 The packages were all floating in the mud. My uncle retrieved them. 412 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,240 He used to work here. 413 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,760 Can you decipher something? I can't read anything here. 414 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:36,800 Give it to me. 415 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:42,200 Well, it seems it says "dead". 416 00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:43,240 Dead. 417 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,880 And then something like "-erta"... 418 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,000 - Roberta's dead! - Really? 419 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,640 - Condolences. - Condolences. 420 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,760 - Who's Roberta'? - How should I know? 421 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,760 Not "Roberta"! It says, "Caserta"! 422 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,200 - Are you sure? - Yes. Read carefully, Dakota. 423 00:25:56,360 --> 00:26:00,080 - Dakota? Are you called "Dakota"? - Dakota Maria Campanacci. 424 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,200 Dakota Maria Campanacci? Why? 425 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:04,840 Understand? 426 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,400 You're right. It says, "Caserta". 427 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,840 "Take them to Caserta". 428 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,840 Oh, it's probably buffalo milk mozzarella, 429 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,760 which needs to be taken to Caserta, yummy! 430 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,080 But I'm sorry, it has probably expired, 431 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,040 because the stamp is dated "September 8th, 1943". 432 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,840 Where? At the Royal Palace of Caserta? 433 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:26,720 "Take them...?" It doesn't say "Take them". It says, "The portal in Caserta"! 434 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:27,920 Oh, right! 435 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,840 - What the fuck does that mean? - I know what it means. Come. 436 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,440 Do you understand? 437 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:33,920 They missed the portal in Camogli, 438 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,400 they're telling us they're going to the portal in Caserta. 439 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,720 -So? - So they're really messed up! 440 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,360 - Let's go. - Yes. 441 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,320 - Heil Hitler! - Heil Hitler! 442 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,600 Claudio? Where are all those Germans going? 443 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:47,440 To Naples. 444 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,160 To reinforce the Gothic line, 445 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,840 in order to face the Allies, who just landed in Sicily. 446 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,040 I ask myself: "If the King put Mussolini in prison" 447 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,240 "how come the Fascists are still with the Nazis?" 448 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,080 Right! 449 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,480 It's a keen observation, thank you for the question. 450 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,480 Well, in fact, some deserters joined the partisans. 451 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,680 The ones who stayed true to Badoglio are still allied to the Nazis. 452 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,360 The historians' general opinion is... 453 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,520 - What the fuck? Make it brief! - You're a real boor! I'm just explaining. 454 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:13,680 - You're a pain in the ass! - And you're an asshole! 455 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,960 - Enough! Stop it! - It's his fault! Get off, will you? 456 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:17,800 Come here! 457 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:21,840 Why don't we put on our Nazi uniforms and cross that damn bridge? 458 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,800 You have Nazi uniforms? 459 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,080 Yes, we stole them from the Nazis so we could run away. 460 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,680 - Is that why they were pursuing you? - Quite. 461 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,720 With the sleeves torn off of his uniform, 462 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,120 Giuseppe looks like one of the Village People. 463 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,280 - The Village what? - I'll explain it to you later. 464 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:37,440 We'll tell you later. 465 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:39,560 Hey, I have an idea! 466 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,680 Adele and I can pretend we're your prisoners, 467 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,840 and you can wear your Nazi uniforms and pretend you're escorting us to Rome! 468 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,240 Do you think that will work? 469 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,440 I don't know. If we don't have any alternatives, we can try. 470 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,160 - But we need to be prepared this time. - We'll be prepared. 471 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:54,640 What the fuck? You're killing me! 472 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,240 This thing is already heavy enough! 473 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,000 Enough! Stop it! 474 00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:58,840 Come on! 475 00:27:59,000 --> 00:27:59,880 Enough! 476 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,760 - Did he talk to you about me? - Who? 477 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:03,600 Vincenzo. 478 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:08,920 Oh! Vincenzo, sorry. Yes, sure. He talked my head off. 479 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,360 What did he tell you? 480 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:16,080 What did he tell me? That you're a very clever woman. 481 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,280 Not really. 482 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,200 I was responsible for Monica, and instead... 483 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,840 That's not your fault, Adele. What could you have done? 484 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,920 Anyway, we're going to get her back. 485 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:32,440 And when all of this is over, you'll embrace each other again. 486 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,480 All three of you. 487 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:37,320 Who are you? 488 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:42,000 Are you Fascists or anti-Fascists? 489 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:43,840 What... what are we? 490 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,680 - Anti-Fascists. - A...anti-Fascists! 491 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:49,520 - We want freedom. - We want freedom. Really badly. 492 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:51,640 Are you alone? 493 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:52,760 - No. - Yes. No. 494 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,720 No. Pardon me. We're with two friends. 495 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,400 Even they are extremely anti-Fascists, really... 496 00:28:58,560 --> 00:28:59,560 Fine. 497 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:03,440 Deutschland fiber alles in der Welt... 498 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,720 - I can explain. - Shh. Quiet. 499 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:07,200 - Move. - Let's move. 500 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:08,240 You two, go. 501 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,200 Please... 502 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,240 Uber alles... 503 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:18,280 Rudi Voeller... La la la... 504 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,520 - Hey! - Huh? 505 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,560 - Who's "Rudi Voeller"? - Are you kiddin' me? 506 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:26,360 "Rudi Voeller", football player of "AS Roma" with 68 goals! Got it? 507 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,360 "Rudolf," known as "Rudi" Voeller. 508 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:32,040 "Fly, German, fly; the curve stand praises you sky-high!" Doesn't that ring a bell? 509 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,000 You think the Germans 510 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,640 would put a football player's name in their national anthem? 511 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:36,840 You're a troglodyte! 512 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,880 They should! You ignorant! 513 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:43,520 Deutschland, Deutschland, Rudi Voeller... 514 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:44,920 Uber alles... 515 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,280 - Hey! - Oh my god! 516 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,440 The partisans! Hey, it's not as you think! 517 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,280 One morning, I woke up. 518 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,760 Goodbye, my beautiful. Goodbye, my beautiful. 519 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,720 Goodbye, my beautiful! 520 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:02,600 Shit... 521 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,040 Yeah... 522 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,080 Come on. 523 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:10,920 They even have horses. 524 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:14,800 Hi, Anita. 525 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,800 Big catch today, comrades. 526 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:17,840 Sure thing... 527 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,280 Put your backpacks down! Come on, let's go. 528 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,160 So aggressive... 529 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,720 - Why are you wearing those uniforms? - They stole them from the Nazis. 530 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:30,880 Yes, they're fake. 531 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,680 - What about this backpack? - It's mine. It's mine. Leave it. 532 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,720 - Who's this ugly hag? - It's probably his aunt. 533 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,520 - That's... the Mona Lisa? - You don't say... 534 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,720 - What is it? - It's the Mona Lisa! 535 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,640 - Oh, it's the Mona Lisa. - The what? 536 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:45,720 It's a masterpiece. 537 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,680 It's a copy of the masterpiece. It would be too good to be true. 538 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:52,280 It's worth nothing. I enjoy making copies, imitations. 539 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,640 You know, he's from Naples... 540 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,160 Well, if it's worth nothing, we'll use it as firewood. 541 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:57,240 NO! No! 542 00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,840 It's a memory of his aunt. They're very fond of each other. 543 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:04,600 Oh, see? Then your aunt does have to do with this. You're a liar and an idiot! 544 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:06,800 - I could slap him across the face... - Calm down! 545 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,640 - I'm gonna beat your brains out! - Hey! Oh! 546 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:12,800 You'd better keep still. Idiot. 547 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,480 I'll keep still just because you're holding a rifle. 548 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:17,720 Lump it. 549 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,520 What are these? 550 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,120 Passes. 551 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,880 Signed by the SS. You're Nazi spies! 552 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:29,720 What...? 553 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,640 What are you talking about? There must be a misunderstanding! 554 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,320 They even speak German! 555 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,160 Let's keep these fools in rifle range! 556 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:39,280 - It's English. Not German. - What does that mean? They are... 557 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:40,920 Calm down, comrades. 558 00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:45,480 - Who are they? - Nazi spies. 559 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,000 We found them next to the bridge. 560 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:50,760 You must be their boss. We can explain this unfortunate incident. 561 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:55,000 - No. I'll talk. It's better. - If he talks, they'll surely execute us. 562 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:58,600 First of all I want to clarify that we are very Italian. 563 00:31:58,760 --> 00:31:59,880 Pleased to meet you. Claudio. 564 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,520 - Giuseppe. - Sandro. 565 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:02,360 Moreno. 566 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:03,640 And we're anti-Fascists! 567 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,840 Much more than that! We've been anti-Fascists for generations! 568 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,680 My grandfather even called his son, "Antonio". 569 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:15,000 - Like "Antonio Gramsci". Just to say. - Gramsci? I met him in prison, at Turi. 570 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:19,880 No, wait a second. Turi, Gramsci, Sandro...? I can't believe it! 571 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:20,720 What? 572 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,680 - Do you realize who this man here is? - No. 573 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:24,600 Sandro! 574 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,680 - You mean "that" Sandro? - Yes. 575 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:27,520 Sandro who? 576 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:31,080 What do you mean who? Sandro Pertini! The President of the Italians! 577 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:34,240 Look, I am so thrilled! It's an hon our! Pleased to meet you! 578 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:35,440 Excuse me. 579 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,960 How do you know my last name? 580 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,120 - Then you really are spies. - No, let us explain... 581 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,560 - No! May I explain? - Explain. 582 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:47,400 I'm here, dressed like a clown, to save my mother. 583 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,040 - Your mother? - My mother. 584 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:53,440 No, I mean, my mother is young, very young, but grandma here... 585 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:56,280 - What? - Grandma... You're getting me mixed up! 586 00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,280 They're a bit confused. 587 00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,120 Fuck off! 588 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,920 No, sir! Sir! 589 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,240 Let's have some lunch. It's more constructive. 590 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,320 What about them? What shall we do with them? 591 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,680 They seem like four idiots. We'll leave them here. 592 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,560 At least until we're finished. 593 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,800 Take their uniforms. They could be useful. 594 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,680 He's falling asleep. 595 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,720 - Let's do this. - What? 596 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,480 We'll bust the gate, give him a blow and get out of here. 597 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,320 That doesn't seem very wise. 598 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,720 Do you realize how many partisans there are around here? 599 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:37,720 And do you realize that my mother is on a ship with the Nazis? 600 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:42,680 Moreno's right. Adele? Find some weapons. I'll grab this. 601 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,440 Where are you going with that frying pan? 602 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:52,800 What are you doing? 603 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,200 What the fuck are you doing? Acting like Bruce Lee? 604 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,680 - Who's Bruce Lee? - I'll tell you later. 605 00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:01,480 I'm Karate Kid. The crane kick. I'll crack his head. 606 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,760 Stop talking bullshit. Stand by. 607 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:04,920 You knock on the door 608 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,480 and when he opens it, I'll hit him with this on the head. 609 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:09,320 - Are you sure? - Yes. Go. 610 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:10,360 I'll do it, guys. 611 00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:11,480 Lofts! 612 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:13,240 - Shh! Hey, wait! - Who's whistling? 613 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,440 Hey! 614 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,680 - You snooze, you lose. - Sorry. 615 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:21,160 - Go and eat. I'll stay here for a while. - Thanks, Sandro. 616 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,000 It's Pertini. He took over. 617 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,240 We can't strike Pertini. 618 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,520 I mean, if it was Cossiga, we could have done it. 619 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:29,800 But not Pertini! Come on. 620 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:30,840 Shh! 621 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,400 What's he doing? 622 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,560 He's playing "Solitaire". 623 00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:37,400 Of course. He's obsessed with cards, with "Scopone". 624 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:40,360 Remember the famous game on the Football World Cup airplane? 625 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:41,200 No. 626 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,560 Of course! He was playing with Zoff against Causio and Bearzot! 627 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:45,600 Guys... 628 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,720 Maybe I can manage to cheat somehow. Get out of the way. 629 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:56,440 Watch. 630 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:03,040 Comrade Sandro? Do you enjoy playing cards, sir? 631 00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:05,480 Only Fascists say "sir"... 632 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,800 You have to be more informal. 633 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,920 - I mean, do you like playing cards? - Yes. 634 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:16,920 "Solitaire" is nice, but "Scopone" is much better. 635 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,800 My comrades don't know how to play it, unfortunately. 636 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:23,080 No? We do! We do! Time for a game? 637 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,040 $COpa! 638 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,960 Oh well... You need to be a bit more concentrated, gentlemen. 639 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,280 But my comrade sucks. 640 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,720 No, no! The fact is that Sandra's good at playing. 641 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:39,240 Actually, I want to reiterate that we have nothing to do with the Germans. 642 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,560 We just need to get to Naples as soon as possible. 643 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:44,800 Yes, right! Actually, we think the Nazis are really disgusting. 644 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,640 We're like you. We want freedom. 645 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,880 People who believe in freedom, fight for freedom. 646 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,320 Scopa! That makes two of them. 647 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,840 - Two. - Two times "scopa". 648 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:54,680 Two. 649 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,080 I mean, if you're not concentrated, we'll leave. 650 00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:59,720 Don't worry. I'm going to warm up now. 651 00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:03,320 A real man would do anything for his freedom. 652 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:06,080 Because freedom is participation. 653 00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:08,440 - Nice one. Is it yours? - No, Gaber's words. 654 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,200 Is he German? 655 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:14,040 No! Gaber! Giorgio Gaber is a friend of ours in Milan. He's also a partisan. 656 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,720 Yes, from downtown Milan. 657 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:17,800 I don't know him. 658 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,360 - Scopa! - Oh come on! How lucky! 659 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,760 What do you mean lucky? He left a four on the table. 660 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:27,040 Not even one came out, Mr. President! How could you leave a four on the table? 661 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,480 No, you were just lucky. Anyway, we're always with you, Mr. President. 662 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,760 Why do you keep calling me Mr. President? I'm the president of nothing. 663 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:34,960 Well, not for now. 664 00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:38,080 But when democracy takes its course, who knows? 665 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:40,440 We might have a partisan president. 666 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:41,680 Everything's possible. 667 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:43,760 They're even going to make a song out of it. 668 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,480 - Scopa! - Oh come on! 669 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,920 We also got three diamond cards, Mr. President! 670 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:53,160 Sandro, how do you think Italy will be in the future? 671 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,680 I would make do with a worse democracy than the one you're outlining. 672 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,080 It would surely be much better than any dictatorship. 673 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:01,200 Right! 674 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:02,680 There's no doubt about that. 675 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:07,040 Scopa! And we even got a seven of diamonds! 676 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,440 What did you just say, Mr. President? "You need to be a bit more concentrated". 677 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,560 Right, Mr. President? Who's the most brilliant guy now? 678 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:15,040 Three "scopa," 679 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,120 we won the majority of the cards, primero, seven of diamonds... 680 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:22,520 We have all the points. Well? Do you want a return game? 681 00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,680 - No. I have a better idea. - Really? 682 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,400 So we'll find out if you're on the right side of history. 683 00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,520 We busted the President's ass. 684 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:32,680 You're an idiot! 685 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:33,720 Let's go. 686 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,960 I don't get it. What are we supposed to do? 687 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:41,080 We need to take this cart to the other side of the bridge. 688 00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:43,440 I thought it would be worse. 689 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,920 Because you don't know what's inside those crates. 690 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,520 - What's inside? - A bit of dynamite. 691 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,160 - A bit of dynamite? - We need to blow up that bridge. 692 00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,840 Mr. President, maybe someone else should do this. 693 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,720 I'm even a conscientious objector. 694 00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:59,760 No. What was your friend Gaber saying before? "Freedom is...?" 695 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,760 - Participation. - Participation! 696 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:02,600 Of course. 697 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,360 - But he's not exactly our friend... - Hello and goodbye... 698 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,360 This way. Over there. 699 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:12,880 Sandro? Excuse me. Why didn't you send the bald guy, too? 700 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,760 Because he didn't beat me at "Scopone". 701 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,360 Yeah, did you really have to argue with Pertini? 702 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,760 Remember when he got in a fight with Zoff on the airplane 703 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,080 because he lost the card game? 704 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:25,440 No, I don't remember. I'm not interested in football. 705 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,360 That's not football. That's history. 706 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,720 History is about important facts, not bullshit. 707 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:30,560 Stop! 708 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:31,400 There we go... 709 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,000 Stop! Stop! 710 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,520 We stopped! 711 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:35,640 Stop or I'll shoot! 712 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,240 - No! Hey! No shooting! Wait a second! - We're working! 713 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,440 - Who are you? - What do you mean? We have a delivery! 714 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:44,200 You think you're "Glovo"? A delivery, sure... Supplies! 715 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,760 We haven't been informed about receiving supplies! Go back! 716 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:48,800 No... 717 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,680 We have precise orders! We can't go back! 718 00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,280 Another step and we'll open fire! 719 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,400 Hey! What do you mean you'll open fire? Don't flare up! 720 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:04,480 We're peasants! Why? 721 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,880 - I mean, we speak the same language... - Let's talk about it face to face! 722 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,480 - We'll come closer! - Stand back! 723 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:13,320 Stop! 724 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,560 - Oh come on! - Stop! 725 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:17,120 - We're Italians! - Stand back! 726 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,680 - Stop! - You don't understand! 727 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:19,720 Stop! 728 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,480 We could blow up! 729 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,240 We're going to blow up! Listen to me! 730 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:37,320 Oh, my God! 731 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,160 Wow! Did you see that? It collapsed! 732 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:42,160 Good, comrades! 733 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,320 You have rendered a great service to democracy. 734 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,000 Long live Italy! 735 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,480 Oh, fuck off... 736 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:51,880 Are they dead? 737 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:55,600 No. 738 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:57,000 Look. 739 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,000 Hey! 740 00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:04,520 We're alive! 741 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,000 - Ouch! That's not possible! - Yeah! 742 00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:07,840 Ouch! 743 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:08,880 Great! 744 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,680 - Hey? The Fascists. - What Fascists? 745 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,000 Over there. 746 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:19,040 Pretty black face, beautiful Abyssinian. 747 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:22,320 Wait and see, for the hour is coming. 748 00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:23,360 How does it continue? 749 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,680 They're partisans. We caught them red-handed. 750 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:30,520 No... 751 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:34,680 Excuse me, but if we were partisans, would we have been pushing a cart? 752 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,880 What are you doing? Are you talking to me informally? 753 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:40,640 Sir! You saw it too, Excellency. Excuse me. You saw it, too. 754 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,440 Even those other guys. They were pointing their rifles at us. 755 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,880 If we weren't pushing the cart, they would have killed us. 756 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:46,840 What else could we do? 757 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,480 Everyone talks about the Fascists, but even the partisans... 758 00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,560 Exactly! What about the Foibe Massacres? Shall we talk about it? 759 00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:54,760 They acted disgracefully! They really exaggerated! 760 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,080 Who the hell are you? 761 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,720 Commander! Badoglio is about to read a proclamation! 762 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,080 Turn up the volume! 763 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:04,560 - Yes, sir! - Turn it up. 764 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:06,440 Badoglio... Shut up, you animal. 765 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:10,600 With the aim of avoiding further and more serious disasters for the nation, 766 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:14,400 General Eisenhower, the Commander-in-chief of the Anglo-American allied forces... 767 00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:15,560 They are going to kill us. 768 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:17,720 ...has requested an armistice. 769 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:19,600 An armistice... 770 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,000 His request has been accepted. 771 00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,440 Thus, any act of hostility against the Anglo-American... 772 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,720 What does this mean? That we're allies with the English now? 773 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,320 What should we do, Commander? 774 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:31,760 I don't know. 775 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,880 If the vile King wouldn't have put the Duce in prison, 776 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,680 he would tell us what to do now. 777 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:44,200 Exactly. In fact, this is our mission, Commander. 778 00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:48,080 We wanted to go and negotiate with the King to free the Duce! 779 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:49,120 Liar! 780 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,640 Excuse me. 781 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:54,160 - No one knows where the King is! - We know, Commander. 782 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:57,760 The King is about to abandon the capital and is going to the Castle of Crecchio, 783 00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:59,200 where he will spend the night. 784 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:01,680 Then he will board a ship from Or ton a to Brindisi. 785 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,560 Oh. 786 00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:07,000 And how do you know all of these things? 787 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:09,640 - Uhm... -Who are you? 788 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,800 - Uhm, who are we? - Good question... 789 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:16,800 - Excellency, we're spies. - Yeah? 790 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,120 Yes. Yes. Fascist spies. 791 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,240 - On a mission. - On a mission. Yes. 792 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,960 - What shall we do, Commander? - Yeah, what shall we do? 793 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:29,440 I don't know. 794 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,680 I don't trust these two guys. 795 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,280 - Why not, Commander? - Because we're spies. 796 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,440 But our task is finished here! 797 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:39,920 Let's do this... 798 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:45,400 Tomorrow at dawn, we will escort you to Crecchio. 799 00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,600 Crecchio is in Abruzzo, dumb-ass. 800 00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:49,560 If you have made false statements, 801 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:53,440 your lives won't be more worth than two bullets! 802 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:07,960 Hey? 803 00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,000 - Adele, where are you going? - I'm going to get my daughter back! 804 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:13,160 Wait! Wait! 805 00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:14,120 Wait for what? 806 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,400 If I knew you were Fascist spies, I would have shot you! 807 00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,520 We're not Fascist spies! They just said that to save their lives! 808 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:24,000 Then how did you know about the King? Why were you wearing Nazi uniforms? 809 00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,040 - Why were you talking so strangely? - I know. 810 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:29,840 "Bruce Lee", "Village People", "misunderstanding"! Who are you? 811 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:34,240 - Adele! It's difficult to explain now! - Then goodbye! 812 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:37,440 Don't you understand it's a suicide mission? 813 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:40,360 - You can't make it without us! - Why not? Because I'm a woman? 814 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,000 No, because you're alone. 815 00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:47,440 Listen, let's save my friends and then we'll all go and get Monica back. 816 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,800 - Alright? Trust me. - But we'll do as I say. 817 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,000 - Yes. - Alright? 818 00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:51,840 Yes. 819 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,960 - Do you know how to drive a Jeep? - Quite. 820 00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,480 - Let's go. - Yes. So... The Jeep. 821 00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,240 We also have to go and get our backpacks and the Mona Lisa. 822 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:02,040 - Uhm, it was like this... - Go! 823 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:05,120 Pretty black face, beautiful Abyssinian! 824 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:08,320 Wait and see, for the hour is coming. 825 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:11,360 When we are with you, 826 00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,760 we shall give you another law and another King. 827 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:15,920 Long live the Duce! 828 00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,320 Long live the Duce! Duce!Duce!Duce!Duce! 829 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,160 Dune'. Dune'. Dune'. Dune'.! 830 00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:21,240 There they are. 831 00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,920 What did I tell you? We found them. 832 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:27,680 Wait and see, for the hour is coming... 833 00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:29,160 Come on. Let's go! 834 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:33,400 Pretty black face, beautiful Abyssinian! 835 00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:37,440 Wait and see, for the hour is coming. 836 00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:41,120 When we are with you, 837 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,800 we shall give you another law and another King. 838 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:49,960 - We're here, Commander! - Good! Get off! After me! 839 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:51,280 Immediately, Commander! 840 00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:52,480 Quickly, quickly! 841 00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:55,480 Hey. Give me a hand, guys. 842 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:00,960 Commander... 843 00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:06,800 Hello. I'm the King's attendant. We were expecting you. 844 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:11,480 Oh. So you weren't lying. Well done, comrade! 845 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:12,560 Hey! 846 00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:14,240 Please, follow me. 847 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:17,400 - What the fuck are you wearing? - Trendy clothes. 848 00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:18,400 He looks like a fish. 849 00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,600 This way, please. 850 00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:24,880 Gentlemen, His Majesty Victor Emmanuel Ill of Italy 851 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,600 and Queen Elena of Montenegro. 852 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:30,360 - Who the hell are they? - Shh. 853 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:31,480 Bow. Come on. 854 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,160 Your Majesty. 855 00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:37,320 - Who is that man? He's not the King. - In fact, he's not. 856 00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:40,280 Can I have a word with them? 857 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,960 Where the fuck did you find them? The lady... 858 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:46,200 It's the only one I found. I promised her we would get her some food. 859 00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,920 Excuse my insolence, Your Majesty. 860 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,800 Chief Maniple Ferdinando Magistrelli 861 00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,120 of the Voluntary Militia for National Security. 862 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:57,000 The people need our Duce! 863 00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:01,200 We must free him from prison, and we need to do it now! 864 00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:05,840 I'm sorry to contradict you, Commander. But Benito Mussolini isn't in prison. 865 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:10,000 He's in a safe place, and he will soon be at the head of the government again. 866 00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,560 Does His Majesty confirm it? His Majesty confirms it. 867 00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:16,280 You have our word, so you may go. 868 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,520 ' G°' 90! ' Go! 869 00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,200 I'm sorry, Your Majesty. 870 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:23,680 But after what happened, we don't trust you anymore. 871 00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:30,600 We will only return to Rome with our Duce! There's no time to lose! 872 00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:34,040 His Majesty understands your needs, 873 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:38,920 but he would first like to invite you and your valiant men 874 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,240 to eat something and take refreshment. 875 00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:46,080 Excuse me, but why doesn't His Majesty address me directly, if I may ask? 876 00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:47,080 - Calm down. - Why... 877 00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:49,880 - Why? - What kind of question is that, Marshal? 878 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:50,720 Why? 879 00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,600 - Did he say "why"? - He asked why. 880 00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:55,840 Excuse me, but what's your military rank? 881 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,960 - Chief Maniple. - Chief Maniple? 882 00:46:59,120 --> 00:46:59,920 Big deal... 883 00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:03,640 Well, the King only talks to Generals, 884 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,680 Commanders, Heads of State and Princes. 885 00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:11,040 He surely won't talk to a Chief Maniple, like you. Be respectful! 886 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:12,120 What the fuck! 887 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,360 Come on. 888 00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:18,160 Alright. We accept your invitation, Your Majesty. 889 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:19,560 We will take refreshment, 890 00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:24,800 so that tomorrow at dawn we will all go and free our Duce together! 891 00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,200 -To us! -To us! 892 00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:30,280 Pretty black face, beautiful Abyssinian! 893 00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:31,720 Wait and see... 894 00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:34,320 What we're doing has absolutely no historical foundation. 895 00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:35,720 Who gives a fuck? 896 00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:37,760 Servant! 897 00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:40,080 At your command! 898 00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,040 Excuse me, Adele. 899 00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:46,240 His Majesty and the Queen will retreat to their chambers. 900 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:49,360 In the meantime, make sure these men get some refreshments, 901 00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,800 food and most of all drink. 902 00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,280 - If you'll excuse me. - Yes. 903 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,320 I'm hungry! 904 00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:58,600 Shut up! 905 00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:02,600 Comrades! 906 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:07,680 If you look at the sea from the hills, 907 00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:11,000 young brunette, a slave among slaves! 908 00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:14,760 Pretty black face, beautiful Abyssinian. 909 00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,040 Wait and see, for the hour is coming! 910 00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,400 They've already eaten twenty salamis, 911 00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:21,440 two hams and eight wheels of sheep's cheese. 912 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,960 More importantly, they drained a whole wine barrel. 913 00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,000 Well done! What an amazing woman! 914 00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,720 - I have really bad news for you. - What is it? 915 00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:31,840 - The portal in Caserta is closed. - Damn it. 916 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,200 The portal? 917 00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:40,760 Wait a sec, the next one is in lsernia, in four days. 918 00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:44,160 -So? - So we have to run away, now. 919 00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,800 Can I finish this piece of cheese first? 920 00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:57,520 Don't worry. I'll handle it. 921 00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:02,840 Lay down your arms immediately! By order of King Victor Emmanuel! 922 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,360 There he is. He's going to kill us now. 923 00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:07,200 Good day. 924 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:08,040 Who is he? 925 00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,840 Why do you look like me? 926 00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,280 - Huh? -Why? 927 00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:19,320 Shall we talk'? Say something! I want to know why you're here! 928 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:24,320 No, Your Majesty! You tell us why you're here! 929 00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:28,640 Because you're supposed to be in Pescara, arriving here this evening, 930 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,400 to board, then, a ship to Brindisi! 931 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,560 I know these things, Your Majesty, because I wrote them in my essay! 932 00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:34,400 Shut up. 933 00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:40,360 How do you know all of this information? Guards! Arrest these spies! 934 00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:41,560 No! What spies! 935 00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:44,800 No, Your Majesty! We're not spies! 936 00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,160 - Calm down! - Can we explain? 937 00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,320 - The watch! The watch! - Slowly! 938 00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:51,880 The watch! 939 00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:06,440 Nothing. Damn. 940 00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,360 The portal in Caserta closed several hours ago. 941 00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:13,080 If they would have arrived, they would have shown up, right? 942 00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:16,680 I don't know what to think. Coffee? 943 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:20,680 I'll try again. Let's see. 944 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,760 - Oh, fuck. - What? 945 00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:30,600 - I have to show you something. - Display it on the big monitor. 946 00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:35,440 Look. Isn't that your watch? 947 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:39,920 - Where did you find this? - On a conspiracy website. Look. 948 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:43,360 "How could Victor Emmanuel Ill have a smart watch around his wrist?" 949 00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:44,320 "Was he an alien?" 950 00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:45,880 Right. How is that possible? 951 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,920 Do you realize that the photo dates back to September 10, 1943? 952 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:53,960 - You mean the King stole Moreno's watch? - Nice King, huh? 953 00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:58,520 Anyway, without that watch they risk staying in the past forever. 954 00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:00,160 We have to go and get them. 955 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,720 But where? We don't know where they are. 956 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,640 - Where do you think we are? - It looks like a hotel to me. 957 00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,080 We're in the mountains. 958 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:11,240 Always better than in prison, as before. 959 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,440 - What are you doing? - I'm going to save my daughter. 960 00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:15,960 Do you want to climb out? 961 00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:17,880 We have to make a rope with anything we find. 962 00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:19,840 Sheets, blankets, towels, everything! 963 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:20,680 What rope? 964 00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:22,640 It's dangerous! It's at least 50 feet! 965 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,960 I should have known you were a bunch of cowards. 966 00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:26,880 You even abandoned my husband in Russia. 967 00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,560 Adele! Adele! 968 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:30,080 Great... 969 00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:43,280 When we get to Naples, 970 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:46,800 we can finally taste this famous pizza. 971 00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:51,240 What was that? 972 00:51:58,280 --> 00:51:59,560 Open it. 973 00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:10,560 Come out! Come out! Out! 974 00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:15,920 Poor, mom. I put her through so much trouble. 975 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,520 And now I even handed her over to the Nazis. 976 00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:22,360 No wonder she was angry when she died. 977 00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:25,200 I didn't get a single thing right in my life. 978 00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,680 What are you complaining about? What should I say? 979 00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:31,920 I wanted to stop being a temporary teacher and instead I'm stuck in 1943. 980 00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:34,440 Do you know how they paid teachers in '43? 981 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:36,240 - No. - With vegetables. 982 00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:40,560 Broccoli, chicory, bitter greens. Maybe a caciocavallo cheese. 983 00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:42,200 If you were lucky, even a chicken. 984 00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:44,680 Please, stop talking about chicken. I'm starving! 985 00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:46,840 A juicy chicken would be great now, wouldn't it? 986 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:50,000 - With baked potatoes. Yummy. - Shh... Do you hear that voice? 987 00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:52,840 - It's my stomach. - No, no, no, that voice... 988 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,000 ls someone there? 989 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:56,640 Do you think someone's in there? 990 00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:58,800 It comes from the closet. 991 00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:00,400 A voice inside the closet? 992 00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:02,160 He's hearing voices? 993 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:03,800 - On the other side. - On the other side? 994 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:04,840 What are you saying? 995 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:06,320 There's a door. 996 00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:07,480 There's a door. 997 00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:09,080 - Shall I open it? - Open it. 998 00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:12,120 It's locked. 999 00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,480 Moreno, come and do the only thing you're good at. "Broke" it down. 1000 00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,240 "Break" it down. You dumb-ass. 1001 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,560 There's no difference. Break it down. 1002 00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:22,440 I don't even know what's behind it. Get out of the way. What's going on? 1003 00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:23,720 - Break it down. - It's a door. 1004 00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,480 Get your asses out of the way. 1005 00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:28,640 It's a piece of cake. 1006 00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:31,120 There. 1007 00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:33,280 Modestly speaking... 1008 00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:35,360 - He's a magician. - No, he's a villain. 1009 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:37,920 Adele, there's a door inside the closet. 1010 00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:39,880 Someone's talking on the other side. Listen. 1011 00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,600 - Who is it? - No idea. It could be very dangerous. 1012 00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:46,360 - Yes, someone should go and check... - I agree. 1013 00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:47,400 We can do a headcount. 1014 00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,800 - What are you talking about? No, no. - No way. 1015 00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,200 Alright. You don't have the guts. I'll go. 1016 00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:57,040 No, Adele. No, please! Not a woman. I'll go. 1017 00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:57,880 - Oh... - Right. 1018 00:53:58,040 --> 00:53:59,560 - Go. - You really mean it? 1019 00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:01,080 - No, we're just joking... - Come on. 1020 00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:02,560 - Shall I go? - You said it. 1021 00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:03,720 - I'll go. - Hey, man. 1022 00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:05,840 Remember we loved you. 1023 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,200 Right. Go. Don't worry. Slowly! 1024 00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:10,600 My methods... 1025 00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:11,640 Excuse me? 1026 00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:13,880 Excuse me? We broke in and he asks for permission? 1027 00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:14,920 There's a room... 1028 00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:16,440 On my command... 1029 00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:17,480 Is anyone here? 1030 00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:19,160 ...put an end... 1031 00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:21,480 ...to the horrors... 1032 00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:22,920 Hello? 1033 00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:24,240 The horrors! 1034 00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:29,040 They will hunt down the small, evil men, 1035 00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:34,640 enslaved by the foreigner's interests, 1036 00:54:35,240 --> 00:54:36,720 by plutocracies. 1037 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:41,200 They will put flowers on the martyrs' tombs. 1038 00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:46,800 Without flattery and deceit, they will then say, 1039 00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:50,400 "Benito Mussolini..." 1040 00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:52,640 "Was right". 1041 00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:58,920 - Hey! What is it? - Close the door! Close it! 1042 00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:01,680 What happened? 1043 00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:03,800 No kidding! The Duce is in there! 1044 00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:05,400 - The Duce? - Who? Mussolini? 1045 00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:07,240 Oh, I get it! We're at Campo lmperatore! 1046 00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:08,080 Where's that? 1047 00:55:08,240 --> 00:55:10,880 On the Gran Sasso! It's where the King put the Duce in prison. 1048 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:14,000 The "Gran Sasso Raid" will take place tomorrow. 1049 00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:17,720 It's a secret mission: a squad of SS paratroopers will free the Duce 1050 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,240 and put him in charge of the Republic of Salb! 1051 00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,240 How the hell do you know all these things? 1052 00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:24,840 Can you tell me who you are, once and for all? 1053 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:25,760 Come on, tell her. 1054 00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:27,120 - - Me,' 1055 00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:28,160 Tell her. 1056 00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:32,520 Alright, Adele. We're on a secret mission on behalf of the Allies. 1057 00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,400 That's right. We're spies. 1058 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,720 With a license to kill. 1059 00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:40,840 I'm going to kill Mussolini! Let go of me! 1060 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:41,760 Adele, shut up! 1061 00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:44,120 Adele, not now! Fuck! 1062 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,640 He took everything away from me! My husband, my future! 1063 00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,800 Calm down! Calm down. 1064 00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,760 Actually, I would also like to kick his ass... 1065 00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:54,360 What are you talking about? We can't change history! 1066 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,680 There are space-time paradoxes! 1067 00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:59,040 We're talking about a man who invented the racial laws! 1068 00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:00,640 Shouldn't we give him a kick in the ass? 1069 00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,720 Kick in the ass? Giuseppe's right. 1070 00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:05,880 We have to let Mussolini escape with the Nazis. 1071 00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:07,280 And what the fuck shall we do? 1072 00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:10,760 We have to convince him to let us escape with him! It's our only chance! 1073 00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:12,240 Well, if it's our only chance... 1074 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:17,840 Let's do this: Address him formally. Make sure you call him "excellency". 1075 00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:26,240 Excuse me? 1076 00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:30,120 I was expecting you. Are you coming to Canossa? 1077 00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:32,920 - Excuse me, Your Eminence? - You've turned him into a Bishop. 1078 00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:36,000 Excuse us, we didn't want to disturb you... 1079 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:40,120 They wanted a war when it promised an empire. 1080 00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:43,720 And now that glory imposes its rightful blood tribute, 1081 00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:44,560 what do they do? 1082 00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:47,120 - What do they do? - They stab me in the back. 1083 00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:48,760 What the fuck do you care, Benito? 1084 00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:50,520 - More formal. - Formally speaking. 1085 00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:53,720 No, Duce. Italy loves you! 1086 00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:58,080 You probably don't realize it, but have settled this country! Right? 1087 00:56:58,240 --> 00:57:02,040 - Trains arrive punctually, right? - That was propaganda. 1088 00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:06,320 - But you introduced retirement benefits. - That was thanks to Crispi's government. 1089 00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:09,000 - Public housing... - The Liberals did that. 1090 00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:10,560 I only accomplished one thing. 1091 00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:12,320 I changed the name of "lNPS", 1092 00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:15,760 and added an "F" to make it sound more melodious: "lNFPS". 1093 00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:17,840 That sounds great! Well done! 1094 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,040 - INFPS... - He's not such a dickhead, after all... 1095 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,120 At least the draining of the Pontine Marshes. 1096 00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:23,160 That one for sure! 1097 00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:24,480 - Oh! ' See? 1098 00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:26,400 But that was a previous project. 1099 00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:27,720 Oh, come on... 1100 00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:31,160 Trains, marshes, retirement benefits! 1101 00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:35,080 How could it have crossed my mind to be able to turn into an empire 1102 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:39,240 a country of cowards and turncoats? 1103 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:43,680 Excellency, the Germans are coming to free you! 1104 00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:47,280 We are willing to follow you to the top of the world! 1105 00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:48,200 ' Rm“? - Y es'.! 1106 00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:53,440 When all is lost, the only freedom left is martyrdom. 1107 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:54,440 - Duce... - Sure... 1108 00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:57,200 Martyrdom! I want to be alone. Go away. 1109 00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:59,240 - No. - I want to be alone. Go away. 1110 00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,000 - Please. - Go away! 1111 00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:03,600 - Alright, let's go. Piss off! - Let's go, guys. Come on. 1112 00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:05,280 It's a shame... 1113 00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:07,200 Come on. 1114 00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:08,440 Duce... 1115 00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:10,400 What the fuck do you need to tell him now? 1116 00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:12,160 Benito? From man-to-man... 1117 00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:14,760 I've been watching this roast lamb since half an hour. 1118 00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:17,400 We haven't eaten for three days. Can we give it a whack? 1119 00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:19,160 Roast lamb be it. 1120 00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:20,320 - See? - Roast lamb be it! 1121 00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:21,640 There is a fucking way! 1122 00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:22,480 Wait, wait. 1123 00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:23,520 Oh... 1124 00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:25,880 It's a bit burned. 1125 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:28,040 The Duce did do a good deed. This lamb is so damn good! 1126 00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:30,040 What the fuck are you doing? You don't realize! 1127 00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:33,320 Duce! It's time to rise up! Come on! 1128 00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:37,960 For all of those who are sacrificing their lives in Greece, Africa, Russia! 1129 00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:39,160 In Russia, you say! 1130 00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:43,600 Blessed is that frost and snow that kills all of those pipsqueaks! 1131 00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:45,640 Well, we won't tell that to Adele... 1132 00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:46,680 Adele? 1133 00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:50,960 Did I hear a name...? 1134 00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:52,920 - No. - Adele? 1135 00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:56,440 - Comrades, report! - Yes. 1136 00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:57,480 Go. 1137 00:58:58,120 --> 00:58:59,640 Who is this Adele? 1138 00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:05,920 Bold. 1139 00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:08,280 Daring. 1140 00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:11,480 Are you ready? 1141 00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:14,240 The Duce is always ready. 1142 00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:18,240 Bravo! 1143 00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:21,960 Again! Again! 1144 00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,520 Beautiful! Again! Come on! Bravo! 1145 00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:37,760 Sieg heil! 1146 00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:39,480 We will win! 1147 00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:49,400 - Who is it? - What is it? 1148 00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:53,120 It must be the Nazis! They're here to arrest Mussolini! 1149 00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:54,160 Let's hide! 1150 00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,680 Under the bed! Hide! 1151 00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:58,320 Where the fuck... 1152 00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:01,280 -Shh. -Shut up. 1153 01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:05,160 There's no one here! 1154 01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:09,280 Go! I'll take care of it. 1155 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:13,160 - Adele? - Come out! 1156 01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:16,800 Quickly! Benito wants us by his side! Let's go! 1157 01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:17,840 Benito'? 1158 01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:22,160 What a woman! The brilliant example of Italian genius! 1159 01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:24,960 It has rekindled my Fascist passion! 1160 01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:27,520 - An unforgettable night! - Really? 1161 01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:30,680 He surely won't forget it. I took such pictures of him. 1162 01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:32,520 Far from threshing wheat... 1163 01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:36,120 - So you two didn't... - Are you crazy? With that guy? 1164 01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:39,200 Give me the jet plane! 1165 01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:42,960 - What shall we do? - What shall we do? We'll steal the van. 1166 01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:44,000 That way. 1167 01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:52,040 Don't shoot! Stop! 1168 01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:55,240 You! Where are you headed? 1169 01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:58,760 Sorry, Eminence! We're gone with the wind! 1170 01:00:58,920 --> 01:00:59,760 Go, Giuseppe! 1171 01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:03,280 - Hey, Benito! Fuck off! - Fuck off! 1172 01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:12,080 Guys, there's a walkie-talkie, three guns and a rifle here. 1173 01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:13,680 Did you bring the Mona Lisa with you? 1174 01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:15,840 Of course. I'm certainly not leaving it behind. 1175 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,800 It's my golden retirement benefit. Look how beautiful it is. 1176 01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:23,320 Actually... there could be something more important than money. 1177 01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:27,280 - Really? Like what? - Like glory. 1178 01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:31,600 Think about it, guys: we could give Italy a piece of its history back. 1179 01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:34,080 You think I went through all of this mess for glory? 1180 01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:36,160 What do you mean? Giuseppe may have a point. 1181 01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:37,560 We also deserve a bit of glory. 1182 01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:40,280 Think of the journalists waiting in front of our houses. 1183 01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:45,360 "Hey, Moreno!" Understand? Interviews, TV, hon our. Not bad. 1184 01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:48,360 The least we can get is an award as "Knights of the Italian Republic". 1185 01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:51,880 That would be the best we could get: the President of Italy shaking your hand. 1186 01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:53,640 My father would die if he saw that. 1187 01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:56,240 The very thought of it is exciting. I'm getting goose bumps. 1188 01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:57,640 Let me be clear about this. 1189 01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:01,000 The Mona Lisa here will end up hanging above some dickhead's fireplace 1190 01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:02,800 and we'll fill our pockets with money. 1191 01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:03,640 Full stop. 1192 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:06,480 I can't disagree, you're right, but if we don't manage to get home, 1193 01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:09,000 what the fuck are you going to hang above your fireplace? 1194 01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:10,960 Actually, I have an idea. 1195 01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:12,960 We'll inform Gianfranco about the new plan. 1196 01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:14,480 - Sure. How? - How? 1197 01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,880 - Adele! Adele! - Shh! Don't wake her up. 1198 01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:19,600 Can you take a picture of us? 1199 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:23,800 I typed, "Photos September 1943" on the search engine 1200 01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:27,080 and the catalogue of this photographer back then appeared, 1201 01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:28,800 a certain Adele Moretti. 1202 01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:32,880 Boom. 1203 01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:35,280 That's a message for us! 1204 01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:39,320 - I'll zoom in on the picture. - Yes. 1205 01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:42,320 "We're screwed". 1206 01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:44,440 "We missed Caserta". 1207 01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:47,920 "See you in lsernia on September 13th". 1208 01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:49,600 Why in lsernia? 1209 01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:53,240 Maybe history is telling us that we underestimated the Molise region. 1210 01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:57,240 - Alright, let's go. - Yes. 1211 01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:06,760 - What the hell are they saying? - Quiet. Otherwise I can't understand. 1212 01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:09,000 The first one. Thank you so much. 1213 01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:11,240 The ship arrived a few hours ago. 1214 01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:14,640 We have to get to the German headquarters. He told me how to get there. 1215 01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:18,000 Hey! Move it! Let's bounce! 1216 01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:19,720 Sure, let's bounce. 1217 01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:22,200 Let's bounce. 1218 01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:36,000 Shh... 1219 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:38,960 Go. 1220 01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:44,240 Down! Down! 1221 01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:47,880 Go, go. 1222 01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:53,680 Those are the crates that were on the ship. 1223 01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:56,920 Let's look for the van. Yes. Duck down. 1224 01:03:57,720 --> 01:03:58,680 Go. 1225 01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:02,800 - That's it! It's that one! - Shh! Stop shouting. 1226 01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:04,280 Why the fuck are you shouting? 1227 01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:05,920 - That's it. - I already said that. 1228 01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:07,760 Shut up. Clear. 1229 01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:10,760 - This way. - Duck down. 1230 01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:19,400 Quickly! Come! Moreno, Come on! 1231 01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:24,520 - Ready? - One, two, three! 1232 01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:26,400 - She's not here. - It's empty. 1233 01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:29,520 - They probably brought her inside. - Guys, we have to go in there. 1234 01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:31,880 Let's at least try not to get shot. 1235 01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:33,360 Shh! Quiet. 1236 01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:35,840 Listen! It's her! 1237 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:37,200 - My love. - Shh... 1238 01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:38,840 Don't worry. 1239 01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:42,000 - This way. - Adele, come. 1240 01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:43,040 Duck down. 1241 01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:44,200 Duck down. 1242 01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:55,120 There's a door over there. I think it's the only way to get in. 1243 01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:57,000 - I'll go. - Where are you going, Adele? 1244 01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:59,080 Where? If they see you they'll shoot you. 1245 01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:01,480 You're a dumbbell. You've always been stubborn. 1246 01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:04,120 - What do you know about me? - I know, I know. 1247 01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:06,880 Quiet! Enough! We have to decide what to do. 1248 01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:07,960 What do you want to do? 1249 01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:11,840 The only thing we can do is make a swap with the girl. 1250 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,680 Hey, Moreno, we know you're a dickhead, alright? 1251 01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:15,800 And I don't even like you. 1252 01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:17,800 But I won't allow you to sacrifice yourself. 1253 01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:20,080 What the fuck? I'm surely not sacrificing myself! 1254 01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:22,520 - Who then? Me? I'm not fucking going! - Not you! 1255 01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:25,400 - Alright, I'll go. - Where do you think you're going? 1256 01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:27,520 Am I surrounded by idiots? 1257 01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:30,400 Don't you understand that we're worthless for the Nazis? 1258 01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:34,040 Only one person could convince them to make this swap. 1259 01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:36,040 - I'm ready. - Oh, be quiet, will you? 1260 01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:37,520 You want to send Adele in there? 1261 01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:41,800 I don't want to send Adele in there! We'll give this to them. 1262 01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:43,240 Stop joking. 1263 01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:46,960 We risked our lives hundreds of times to get this fucking painting! 1264 01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:49,240 And now you want to give it to the Nazis? 1265 01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:51,680 No, Claudio. We're not giving it to the Nazis. 1266 01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:53,360 We're going to save a life with it. 1267 01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:07,120 Go. 1268 01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:25,400 Don't worry, Adele. Whatever happens, I will defend you. 1269 01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:27,520 Thanks, but I know how to defend myself. 1270 01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:34,440 Today I love passionately, this stream impertinent, minstrel of love. 1271 01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:40,240 Blooming of these plants keeps this heart in celebration, 1272 01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:41,280 do you know why? 1273 01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:43,720 This is how I want to live. 1274 01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:48,520 With the sun in front of me, singing happily, 1275 01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:50,120 I sing for me. 1276 01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:54,680 Poor girl. Among all of these lousy people. 1277 01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:56,560 Poor darling. 1278 01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:10,800 This is how I want to live. 1279 01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:12,920 With the sun in front of me, 1280 01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:17,120 singing happily, I sing for me. 1281 01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:19,400 Bravo! 1282 01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:20,440 Bravo! 1283 01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:22,480 She's good! 1284 01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:27,520 Stop! Who are you? 1285 01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:31,000 Hello. Do you speak Italian? 1286 01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:33,000 Can we talk to your boss? 1287 01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:36,040 Hey, you're hurting me! 1288 01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:38,720 Oh come on! Mind your manners! 1289 01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:43,920 So you Italians have the Mona Lisa... 1290 01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:46,760 and want the girl in exchange? 1291 01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:47,800 Yes, sir! 1292 01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:50,760 We stole it from those French cowards, 1293 01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:55,480 in order to hand it over to the people who have always loved art and beauty. 1294 01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:58,080 To Mein Ffihrer! Heil! 1295 01:07:58,480 --> 01:07:59,440 Heil Hitler! 1296 01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:02,880 What the fuck! You scared the hell out of me! 1297 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:06,400 - May I see the painting? - Of course you may. 1298 01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:10,280 But we'd like to see the girl first. 1299 01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:19,920 The Fijhrer wants to talk to you, Commander. 1300 01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:21,000 Go! 1301 01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:22,600 - The Fijhrer is on the phone. - Who?. 1302 01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:23,600 The Fiihrer. 1303 01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:26,360 IIJall- 1304 01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:32,320 The Fijhrer wants to know where the Mona Lisa was hung. 1305 01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:34,600 He wants to know where it was hung? Well... 1306 01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:35,440 Where was it? 1307 01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:38,200 We stole the Mona Lisa from the Castle of Chambord. 1308 01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:40,840 But it wasn't hanging on the wall. 1309 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,720 It was in a chest. In the Rimbaud room. 1310 01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:45,040 Tell him. 1311 01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:48,640 The painting was in a chest, in the Castle of Chambord... 1312 01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:49,760 In the... 1313 01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:52,680 - What room was it? - Rimbaud. 1314 01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:55,040 Dumbass. Animal. 1315 01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:55,880 Calm down. 1316 01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:56,920 - Ignorant. - Calm down. 1317 01:08:57,520 --> 01:08:59,360 Rimbaud. Jawohl, Mein Fijhrer! 1318 01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:04,120 The Fijhrer wants to talk to you. 1319 01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:05,680 To us? 1320 01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:08,720 Well, what shall we do? Do you want to talk to Hitler? 1321 01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:11,480 What the fuck shall I tell that Nazi? We're not acquainted. 1322 01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:13,360 You're afraid? 1323 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:16,640 Me, afraid? Hey, listen, thingy... 1324 01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:20,480 - Hey! He's not afraid... - Afraid of this guy? Talk to him. 1325 01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:22,240 You talk to him. You speak his language. 1326 01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:24,400 Alright, I'll talk to him. Give it to me. 1327 01:09:25,440 --> 01:09:26,400 Damn heavy. 1328 01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:28,160 He's fluent. 1329 01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:30,680 Hey, Fiihrer! 1330 01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:32,840 IIJall? 1331 01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:35,280 IIJa"! 1332 01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:41,320 "Danke, Fiihrer". Thank you so much. Bye. 1333 01:09:42,320 --> 01:09:43,840 Here. Take this baby Jesus. 1334 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,920 - What did he say? - He said he accepts the swap. 1335 01:09:47,440 --> 01:09:48,560 He only said that? 1336 01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:52,800 No. He also said he can't wait to hang the Mona Lisa above his fireplace. 1337 01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:55,120 Oh well... 1338 01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:07,240 Give us the Mona Lisa! Now! 1339 01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:11,360 First the girl. 1340 01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:14,600 Show us the painting. 1341 01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:28,000 Here it is. 1342 01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:54,560 Stop! 1343 01:10:56,760 --> 01:11:01,160 You really thought you could dictate terms to the Fuhrer? 1344 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:11,960 Fire! 1345 01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:14,880 My accordion! 1346 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:19,960 Kill them! Kill them! 1347 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:24,800 Get the woman! 1348 01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:25,960 The Mona Lisa! 1349 01:11:26,720 --> 01:11:28,760 Where are the reinforcements!? 1350 01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:32,320 Let go! Fuck! Come on! 1351 01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:40,320 Hey, come on! 1352 01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:44,320 No! 1353 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:46,960 Run, Adele! 1354 01:12:06,440 --> 01:12:08,520 'Yes! - Damn you. 1355 01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:11,960 Take this power gun! You really fell for it! 1356 01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:15,360 You really fell for it! 1357 01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:20,480 Go ahead, get another hole! 1358 01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:23,760 At least one. That's it, great. 1359 01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:27,440 Anyway, we made it. The family is reunited. 1360 01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:29,400 And we even got the Mona Lisa back. 1361 01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:33,000 Blast you. You scared the hell out of me. 1362 01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:35,200 - Hey? - What? 1363 01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:38,160 Thanks. 1364 01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:42,480 Hey! Look ahead! 1365 01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:44,360 But you're still an animal. 1366 01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:45,400 How do you feel? 1367 01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:47,760 Fine. 1368 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:51,920 I told you you would have embraced her again. 1369 01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:55,800 And soon you will also embrace your husband, too. 1370 01:12:56,720 --> 01:12:58,080 Listen, I figured it out. 1371 01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:01,120 What? 1372 01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:04,320 That Vincenzo's dead. 1373 01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:09,360 I haven't heard from him for a year. 1374 01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:13,440 Many men came back to the village, but he didn't. 1375 01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:17,680 A wife feels certain things. 1376 01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:19,400 Adele, I'm sorry. 1377 01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:21,840 I'm really sorry. 1378 01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:24,160 I want to do something for you. 1379 01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:26,000 For both of you. 1380 01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:29,720 Shall we be honest? 1381 01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:31,720 Let's be honest. 1382 01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:34,320 - Giuseppe... - Adele... 1383 01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:36,560 You're not handsome. 1384 01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:40,160 - You're clumsy, awkward. - Yes. 1385 01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:43,040 - You're also a bit short. - Alright. I got the message. 1386 01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:45,680 But you're also the bravest person I ever met. 1387 01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:47,920 Adele... 1388 01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:53,280 Mommy! I have to pee. 1389 01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:56,480 Hey, we'll do it soon, my love. We'll do it soon. 1390 01:13:57,760 --> 01:13:58,720 Come on! 1391 01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:04,680 Shh! 1392 01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:07,960 A group of cowards ambushed the headquarters. A vile attack! 1393 01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:11,480 Six valiant soldiers were slaughtered. 1394 01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:16,080 If the culprits don't turn themselves in immediately, 1395 01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:21,560 ten Italians will be killed for every German soldier at dawn. 1396 01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:24,480 The mopping-up operations have already begun. 1397 01:14:25,440 --> 01:14:26,440 Damn them! 1398 01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:28,200 It's a reprisal. 1399 01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:30,520 Ten Italians for every German. 1400 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:33,760 They want to make a mass killing, like the Ardeatine Massacre. 1401 01:14:39,240 --> 01:14:42,360 Guys, we have to return to Naples and try to save those people. 1402 01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:45,680 Hey, the portal in lsernia closes tomorrow. 1403 01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:47,600 If we miss it, we will stay here forever. 1404 01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:49,280 The portal in lsernia? 1405 01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:53,560 I agree with Giuseppe. 1406 01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:57,400 Do we want to have 60 innocent people on our conscience? 1407 01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:59,120 No. No. 1408 01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:02,400 We haven't achieved much in life. Right? 1409 01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:05,560 That's why we started roaming around the ages. Right, Giuseppe? 1410 01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:10,000 And we finally have the chance to do something important. 1411 01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:14,240 Something my mother would have been proud of. 1412 01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:17,480 Something which is worth living for. 1413 01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:20,360 - Or dying for... - Or dying for, of course. 1414 01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:24,040 What are you talking about? 1415 01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:26,200 Adele, we... 1416 01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:29,480 We still have a mission to accomplish. 1417 01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:32,960 Alright. Let's make sure the girls are safe. 1418 01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:37,440 Then you can get in the van and drive to the portal. It's still open. 1419 01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:45,960 Hey? What portal? I can't leave you here by yourselves. 1420 01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:48,200 We're a gang, right? 1421 01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:53,280 Guys... Listen, I'm fed up of studying history books. 1422 01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:56,680 I think it's time to make history now. 1423 01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:00,600 What can I say? 1424 01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:02,920 Come on. 1425 01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:04,720 Come on. 1426 01:16:05,320 --> 01:16:06,280 Until the end. 1427 01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:12,880 Let's do it for freedom. 1428 01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:14,600 For Italy. 1429 01:16:14,760 --> 01:16:16,760 - And for Maradona! - You don't say? 1430 01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:18,400 Who's Maradona? 1431 01:16:22,280 --> 01:16:23,920 - We have to take that lid off! - Yes! 1432 01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:28,160 Damn heavy. 1433 01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:32,920 There. It's almost time. 1434 01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:38,160 Four, three, two, one... 1435 01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:48,000 What the hell? 1436 01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:51,520 Hey? 1437 01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:56,360 See? You shouldn't take drugs, otherwise... 1438 01:16:56,520 --> 01:16:57,560 Stay focused! 1439 01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:01,720 They didn't manage this time either. We have to go and get them. 1440 01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:04,800 - We can't! We don't know where they are! - We have to do it! 1441 01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:07,200 Let me check. 1442 01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:09,520 Nothing. 1443 01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:12,880 The portals in 1943 are all closed by now! They're trapped in the past. 1444 01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:18,400 - They're trapped in the past. - Fuck! 1445 01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:30,480 Look. Those women will take care of you. 1446 01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,520 They saved many people's lives during the war 1447 01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:36,440 by hiding them in their homes or in the undergrounds of Naples. 1448 01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:38,120 You'll be safe with them. 1449 01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:39,640 Thank you. 1450 01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:41,760 - Bye, Adele. - Bye. 1451 01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:49,840 Don't worry. I have the feeling we'll see each other soon. 1452 01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:53,720 Bye, Moreno. You're a good man, you know? 1453 01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:57,400 You've never said that to me before. 1454 01:18:04,280 --> 01:18:05,240 Giuseppe... 1455 01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:07,400 I will never forget you. 1456 01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:13,200 Farewell, Adele. 1457 01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:15,400 Listen, Adele, do this. 1458 01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:17,000 As soon as the war finishes, 1459 01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:20,520 take this painting to a museum and tell them you stole it from the Nazis. 1460 01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:23,680 Maybe we can avoid it ending up above some dictator's fireplace. Alright? 1461 01:18:24,440 --> 01:18:27,360 Hey... We have to take a nice picture now. 1462 01:18:27,520 --> 01:18:31,360 Adele, it has to be perfect! I want to see it on every history book! 1463 01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:32,200 Go! 1464 01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:33,600 - Let me put this down. - Yes. 1465 01:18:35,560 --> 01:18:40,040 Come, let's get ready. Go down. Oh, the automatic release already existed? 1466 01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:41,600 - Ready? 1467 01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:44,440 Careful. 1468 01:18:45,240 --> 01:18:46,200 There you go. 1469 01:18:49,960 --> 01:18:51,800 Please. Come in. 1470 01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:55,360 So you wanted to get engaged to my grandmother...? 1471 01:18:55,520 --> 01:18:56,760 What are you talking about? 1472 01:18:58,680 --> 01:19:02,320 - You would have become my grandfather. - Can you stop acting like an idiot? 1473 01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:06,520 Are you sure those people are going to take care of them? 1474 01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:08,280 I guess so. 1475 01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:10,560 They're my great grandmothers. 1476 01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:17,120 Come on! 1477 01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:28,160 No! Leave him! 1478 01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:33,160 For God's sake! 1479 01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:34,720 Take them to the back! 1480 01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:40,440 Take the children, too! 1481 01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:42,560 Don't be afraid! 1482 01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:46,080 Take the children, too! 1483 01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:49,520 Quick! Don't be afraid! 1484 01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:53,480 Everyone out! Quick! 1485 01:19:55,760 --> 01:19:58,960 Take them to the back! Damn Italians! 1486 01:20:01,240 --> 01:20:04,120 Take them to the back! Do not be afraid! 1487 01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:25,280 What do you want? 1488 01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:29,640 What do you want? 1489 01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:31,440 He asked, "What do you want?" 1490 01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:35,880 If you free these people 1491 01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:37,880 we'll tell you... 1492 01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:41,320 who killed the German soldiers. 1493 01:20:43,160 --> 01:20:45,160 Why should I trust you? 1494 01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:48,360 Because we did it. 1495 01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:52,520 Come here immediately! 1496 01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:57,600 I found them! 1497 01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:28,480 - Heil Hitler! - Heil Hitler! 1498 01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:31,240 Excellent job, Dieter. 1499 01:21:32,040 --> 01:21:35,120 I know it meant a lot to you, Klaus. 1500 01:21:38,880 --> 01:21:42,600 The Fiihrer congratulates you all personally! 1501 01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:43,640 - Heil! - Heil! 1502 01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:50,480 Instead, he sends a very brief message to you Italians. 1503 01:21:51,160 --> 01:21:53,200 He writes: "Farewell." 1504 01:21:54,720 --> 01:21:59,280 We also have a brief message. When you see Adolf, tell him. 1505 01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:01,440 "Say hi to ya' sis'." 1506 01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:03,160 Hey! 1507 01:22:03,320 --> 01:22:06,280 How the fuck did he understand? His grandmother is probably from Naples. 1508 01:22:06,440 --> 01:22:10,200 - Where's my Mona Lisa? - We ate it. 1509 01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:12,840 Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Beckenbauen 1510 01:22:13,920 --> 01:22:17,400 If you have the guts... say that again. 1511 01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:22,160 If you have the guts say that again! 1512 01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:27,800 Take them to the beach and prepare the execution! 1513 01:22:28,080 --> 01:22:29,840 Quick! Move! 1514 01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:37,120 Cowards! 1515 01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:55,200 Take them over there. Come on, come on! 1516 01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:08,120 No, I don't want that. 1517 01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:11,160 I want to look at these pieces of shit in the face. 1518 01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:13,400 You always have to act like a boor, don't you? 1519 01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:14,640 Always. 1520 01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:16,720 Anyway, you're going to lose this war. 1521 01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:19,400 And you're also going to lose the FIFA World Cup Final in '82. 1522 01:23:19,560 --> 01:23:22,480 Remember this name: Paolo Rossi. 1523 01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:29,280 Firing squad! Ready! 1524 01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:35,680 Aim! 1525 01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:41,880 Gentlemen, fooling around with you has been a pleasure. 1526 01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:43,800 An hon our. 1527 01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:45,720 I confirm that. 1528 01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:00,960 Fire! 1529 01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:05,400 Take cover! 1530 01:24:07,560 --> 01:24:08,520 Hey. 1531 01:24:09,840 --> 01:24:10,800 Gianfranco! 1532 01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:14,800 It's Gianfranco! 1533 01:24:15,360 --> 01:24:17,240 Gianfranco! Careful! 1534 01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:19,560 - Even Loretta's here! - Down! 1535 01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:20,600 Loretta! 1536 01:24:21,400 --> 01:24:22,440 Let's whack them! 1537 01:24:35,160 --> 01:24:36,280 Great, Gianfranco! 1538 01:24:36,440 --> 01:24:37,800 I'll go and give them some guns. 1539 01:24:37,960 --> 01:24:39,920 - They'll kill you! - Cover me! 1540 01:24:40,480 --> 01:24:41,440 Wait. 1541 01:24:49,840 --> 01:24:50,800 ' Go! ' Going! 1542 01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:08,680 Loretta! Down! 1543 01:25:15,920 --> 01:25:17,880 - A little present for you. - Come on! 1544 01:25:18,040 --> 01:25:18,920 Great, Loretta! 1545 01:25:19,520 --> 01:25:20,640 Oh, now we're talkin'! 1546 01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:23,120 - We have to fight now! - Exactly! 1547 01:25:23,760 --> 01:25:24,960 Heil Hitler! 1548 01:25:33,600 --> 01:25:36,000 Hey! His machine gun's jammed! 1549 01:25:37,880 --> 01:25:39,000 Careful, Gianfranco! 1550 01:25:44,960 --> 01:25:46,080 Sieg Heil! 1551 01:25:51,040 --> 01:25:53,240 Watch out, Guys! That's a big one! 1552 01:25:56,480 --> 01:25:57,840 He didn't see us, did he? 1553 01:26:12,760 --> 01:26:14,640 We surrender! We surrender! 1554 01:26:25,720 --> 01:26:26,760 It's payback time. 1555 01:26:26,920 --> 01:26:28,040 Kill them! 1556 01:26:33,440 --> 01:26:34,400 Shh! 1557 01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:44,080 Friends! I forgot to tell you that Loretta and I didn't come by ourselves! 1558 01:26:44,480 --> 01:26:45,400 Who are they? 1559 01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:50,760 Come on, guys! Let's start this concert! 1560 01:26:50,920 --> 01:26:52,320 Hey, that's Renatino! 1561 01:26:55,800 --> 01:26:56,800 Come on, guys! 1562 01:26:57,160 --> 01:26:58,240 Come on! 1563 01:26:58,960 --> 01:26:59,920 Come on! 1564 01:27:13,440 --> 01:27:14,760 Now comes the fun part! 1565 01:27:14,920 --> 01:27:15,720 Come on! 1566 01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:17,000 Come on! 1567 01:27:17,880 --> 01:27:20,040 Hey, guys! We got the gang back together! 1568 01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:26,200 You boors! 1569 01:28:11,960 --> 01:28:13,840 He even killed the little worker! 1570 01:28:25,760 --> 01:28:26,520 Guys! 1571 01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:31,720 Do you realize that we're anticipating the Four Days of Naples by 15 days? 1572 01:28:31,880 --> 01:28:33,360 This is such a great event! 1573 01:28:34,680 --> 01:28:36,200 What the fuck are you talking about? 1574 01:28:52,680 --> 01:28:55,880 - Honey, you brought another gun with you. - You could have told me before! 1575 01:28:57,360 --> 01:28:58,560 Damn Italians! 1576 01:29:27,640 --> 01:29:28,600 No! 1577 01:29:35,840 --> 01:29:37,520 Are you afraid now? Asshole! 1578 01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:40,200 I'm not! 1579 01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:42,560 You are scared shit less. 1580 01:29:48,520 --> 01:29:51,600 Let me go! Otherwise I'll kill him! 1581 01:29:56,840 --> 01:29:57,800 Now! 1582 01:30:56,800 --> 01:30:58,040 Guys, it's unbelievable. 1583 01:30:59,000 --> 01:31:02,480 The Nazi army has been wiped out by the "Banda delta Magliana". 1584 01:31:02,640 --> 01:31:04,120 Thank goodness you got here on time. 1585 01:31:04,280 --> 01:31:06,240 If it were up to her, we would even have been late. 1586 01:31:06,400 --> 01:31:07,960 Always fussing around... 1587 01:31:08,120 --> 01:31:10,320 She had to go to the hairdresser's... 1588 01:31:10,480 --> 01:31:11,520 I wanted to look nice, 1589 01:31:11,680 --> 01:31:15,280 'cause I'll never have the chance to go back to '43 again, right? 1590 01:31:15,440 --> 01:31:17,000 Anyway, how did you do it? 1591 01:31:17,160 --> 01:31:19,200 - Right. How did we do it? - It was a mess. 1592 01:31:19,360 --> 01:31:22,120 In 2022, there were no more open portals to take us back here. 1593 01:31:22,280 --> 01:31:24,600 We had to pass through 1982. 1594 01:31:24,760 --> 01:31:25,440 No less... 1595 01:31:25,600 --> 01:31:27,960 We went through a hell of a space-time travel! 1596 01:31:28,920 --> 01:31:30,520 Did she fight with the hairdresser? 1597 01:31:31,720 --> 01:31:33,360 Listen, I lied. 1598 01:31:33,520 --> 01:31:36,400 I made myself pretty because I knew I was going to meet you. 1599 01:31:37,040 --> 01:31:38,280 Do you understand who I am? 1600 01:31:39,360 --> 01:31:41,080 - Mom... -Well, Mom... 1601 01:31:41,240 --> 01:31:45,080 You're still in here. But yes, it's Mom. 1602 01:31:45,960 --> 01:31:47,480 You were so damn beautiful. 1603 01:31:54,160 --> 01:31:56,240 I don't want to interrupt your romance... 1604 01:31:56,400 --> 01:31:59,400 But the portal is about to close, and we have to return home. 1605 01:32:00,040 --> 01:32:00,840 Okay. 1606 01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:01,880 We gotta go. 1607 01:32:05,520 --> 01:32:06,480 Come on, let's go. 1608 01:32:10,880 --> 01:32:11,840 Hey, guys? 1609 01:32:12,880 --> 01:32:15,320 - I'm not coming. - What do you mean you're not coming? 1610 01:32:15,480 --> 01:32:18,160 I want to say goodbye to someone before going home. 1611 01:32:19,680 --> 01:32:21,840 This dick fell in love with my grandma! 1612 01:32:23,560 --> 01:32:24,520 Come on. 1613 01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:30,040 - Giuseppe, please. - No, I'm not changing my mind. 1614 01:32:30,200 --> 01:32:32,200 - I need to tell her something. - You didn't get it. 1615 01:32:32,360 --> 01:32:35,600 I'm asking you, please, if you can, get the Mona Lisa back, alright? 1616 01:32:35,760 --> 01:32:36,760 Bye, mate. 1617 01:32:39,200 --> 01:32:41,560 Hey, Giuseppe... Listen. 1618 01:32:43,480 --> 01:32:44,520 Take this with you. 1619 01:32:49,640 --> 01:32:50,640 Thanks, Renatino. 1620 01:32:53,240 --> 01:32:56,720 Alright... Take this watch with you. Otherwise how will you come back? 1621 01:32:57,560 --> 01:32:59,160 Hey, don't screw things up, okay? 1622 01:33:06,360 --> 01:33:10,600 You know, I thought you were a dickhead, and instead... 1623 01:33:10,760 --> 01:33:11,640 Instead? 1624 01:33:12,760 --> 01:33:14,120 And instead I was right. 1625 01:33:47,280 --> 01:33:50,720 ONCE UPON A CRIME121377

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