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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,005 --> 00:00:02,090 [Velma] Previously on Velma... 2 00:00:02,173 --> 00:00:05,885 I'm sorry I refused to work on your science fair project with you. 3 00:00:05,927 --> 00:00:08,263 I thought you needed a reality check. 4 00:00:08,346 --> 00:00:09,597 But maybe what you really need 5 00:00:09,639 --> 00:00:11,266 is a father who's willing to listen. 6 00:00:11,349 --> 00:00:12,934 Really? 7 00:00:12,976 --> 00:00:15,687 Dr. Edna Perdue is your grandmother? 8 00:00:15,770 --> 00:00:17,188 You know, my mom went missing 9 00:00:17,272 --> 00:00:18,481 when she was researching her house. 10 00:00:18,565 --> 00:00:20,859 Gigi, I swore you to secrecy! 11 00:00:20,942 --> 00:00:23,445 I'm real tired of acting nice to make people like me. 12 00:00:23,486 --> 00:00:25,780 [chuckles] Okay. Well, in that case, 13 00:00:25,822 --> 00:00:28,825 would you like to learn some real witchcraft? 14 00:00:28,908 --> 00:00:32,996 [gasps] Norville, is Daphne reading a spell book with interest? 15 00:00:33,079 --> 00:00:36,666 [Lola] Oh, no! In neutralizing his hallucinations, 16 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:39,961 Norville accidentally removed all his empathy. 17 00:00:40,003 --> 00:00:42,505 I think smoking weed makes you a loser. 18 00:00:42,589 --> 00:00:44,299 -[all] Ooh! -[Velma] Oh! 19 00:00:44,341 --> 00:00:47,302 Norville, that's just the science talking. Take it back. 20 00:00:47,344 --> 00:00:49,137 Or you'll get detention. 21 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:50,555 And you can all join him. 22 00:00:50,638 --> 00:00:52,432 Saturday, 7:00 a.m. sharp. 23 00:00:52,474 --> 00:00:53,558 -[all gasp] -What? 24 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:57,437 [Velma] What's great about best friends 25 00:00:57,479 --> 00:00:59,647 is that they know the real you. 26 00:00:59,689 --> 00:01:01,524 Are you sure I'll like Beyonce? 27 00:01:01,608 --> 00:01:02,567 I usually only listen 28 00:01:02,650 --> 00:01:04,318 to public radio theme songs. 29 00:01:04,402 --> 00:01:06,154 Trust me, you're gonna love her. 30 00:01:06,237 --> 00:01:08,490 [crowd cheering] 31 00:01:15,038 --> 00:01:17,832 Whoa! 32 00:01:17,916 --> 00:01:20,168 [Velma] But just like Daphne knew the real me, 33 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:21,503 I knew the real her. 34 00:01:21,544 --> 00:01:23,171 Daphne, come on. Get off your phone. 35 00:01:23,213 --> 00:01:24,506 Yeah, just one sec. 36 00:01:24,589 --> 00:01:26,841 [Velma] And Daphne Blake is no witch. 37 00:01:28,510 --> 00:01:29,886 [gasps] 38 00:01:30,762 --> 00:01:31,971 Right? 39 00:01:32,013 --> 00:01:34,014 [theme music playing] 40 00:01:36,851 --> 00:01:39,103 [classical music playing on radio] 41 00:01:42,399 --> 00:01:43,566 Ugh! Poser. 42 00:01:43,650 --> 00:01:45,484 Hey, your Saturday detention 43 00:01:45,526 --> 00:01:47,237 looks just like The Breakfast Club. 44 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:49,072 Best movie of the best decade. 45 00:01:49,155 --> 00:01:51,449 When you ignore the nukes, crack and AIDS. 46 00:01:51,532 --> 00:01:53,660 Dad, stop! No one in their right mind 47 00:01:53,702 --> 00:01:55,495 is still making '80s references. 48 00:01:55,537 --> 00:01:57,080 It's bad enough that Amber 49 00:01:57,163 --> 00:02:00,041 has Daphne believing all this '90s style witchy crap. 50 00:02:00,083 --> 00:02:01,751 "Witchy crap"? 51 00:02:01,835 --> 00:02:04,087 I hope that's a joke, because this is me now. 52 00:02:04,170 --> 00:02:07,215 So let's just burn some sage to cleanse the... 53 00:02:07,298 --> 00:02:08,841 Ugh, what is it? Don't tell me. 54 00:02:08,882 --> 00:02:10,593 -Negative energy. -Negative energy. 55 00:02:10,677 --> 00:02:12,012 -I knew that. -[exclaims] 56 00:02:12,053 --> 00:02:13,388 This isn't sage, Daphne. 57 00:02:13,430 --> 00:02:14,556 It's an old pine cone. 58 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:16,933 -[screams] -Stupid witchcraft. 59 00:02:19,144 --> 00:02:23,023 How cool is it that we went ghost hunting last night, Dad? 60 00:02:23,064 --> 00:02:25,608 Though, I still can't believe you locked me out of the van 61 00:02:25,692 --> 00:02:27,736 for six hours as you and Velma's mom 62 00:02:27,777 --> 00:02:29,904 loudly fought that ghost in here. 63 00:02:29,946 --> 00:02:32,741 Yes, well, anything to help my son 64 00:02:32,782 --> 00:02:36,161 find the ghost that possessed his mother. 65 00:02:36,244 --> 00:02:38,371 You're doing the right thing, pretending to believe him. 66 00:02:38,413 --> 00:02:41,499 Eventually, he'll accept the truth about Victoria on his own. 67 00:02:41,583 --> 00:02:43,584 Or, you know, you adopt and try again. 68 00:02:43,626 --> 00:02:45,086 [sighs] You're right. 69 00:02:45,128 --> 00:02:47,756 Admitting your mom's a serial killer isn't easy. 70 00:02:47,797 --> 00:02:49,966 I went through the same thing at his age. 71 00:02:52,010 --> 00:02:55,096 Enjoy detention and do everything the teacher says. 72 00:02:55,180 --> 00:02:57,807 Unless he's a pervert. Use your judgment. 73 00:02:57,891 --> 00:03:00,310 Or if he's a pervert, your pepper spray. 74 00:03:00,393 --> 00:03:02,228 Way ahead of you. I have regular 75 00:03:02,270 --> 00:03:03,438 and spring break strength. 76 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,315 [blares] 77 00:03:05,398 --> 00:03:08,526 Thanks for taking me to detention, Mom. Love you. 78 00:03:08,610 --> 00:03:10,111 Suck a turd, Lamont. 79 00:03:10,195 --> 00:03:12,530 I think you mean, "Suck a turd, Dad." 80 00:03:12,614 --> 00:03:13,740 You sure you got this? 81 00:03:13,782 --> 00:03:15,909 His empathy isn't fully back. 82 00:03:15,950 --> 00:03:18,787 He just called the mailman "a blue shorts-wearing bitch." 83 00:03:18,870 --> 00:03:20,622 He's not wrong, but still. 84 00:03:20,663 --> 00:03:22,916 Oh, don't worry. I so got this. 85 00:03:22,957 --> 00:03:25,543 Great. Uh-huh. Yeah, I'll be at the spa. Don't bother me. 86 00:03:25,627 --> 00:03:28,421 High school. Best time of our lives. 87 00:03:28,463 --> 00:03:30,548 Oh, best of times indeed. 88 00:03:30,632 --> 00:03:32,759 I'd do anything to go back. 89 00:03:32,801 --> 00:03:34,469 Hey, we should catch up sometime. 90 00:03:34,511 --> 00:03:36,763 You know, maybe take a little trip down memory lane? 91 00:03:36,805 --> 00:03:38,932 Um, is that not what we just did? 92 00:03:40,308 --> 00:03:41,810 [Aman] Best time of our lives. 93 00:03:41,893 --> 00:03:43,144 [upbeat music playing] 94 00:03:49,693 --> 00:03:50,902 [both] Hey, Aman. 95 00:03:50,985 --> 00:03:53,321 They just discovered global warming... 96 00:03:53,405 --> 00:03:55,156 -in our pants. -[chuckles] 97 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:56,825 Come on. 98 00:03:56,908 --> 00:04:00,120 Yeah. Maybe this trip down memory lane is better solo. 99 00:04:03,873 --> 00:04:05,166 [Velma] Daphne, I know you're mad. 100 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:06,668 Your mood ring is black. 101 00:04:06,751 --> 00:04:08,586 Also, a mood ring? Really? 102 00:04:08,670 --> 00:04:09,754 Forget it, Velma. 103 00:04:09,838 --> 00:04:11,506 Daphne doesn't want us anymore. 104 00:04:11,589 --> 00:04:13,842 We're like rich kids trying to get into an Ivy these days. 105 00:04:13,883 --> 00:04:15,969 Rejected, unless you're super rich. 106 00:04:16,010 --> 00:04:17,928 Only because you all rejected Amber 107 00:04:18,012 --> 00:04:19,806 without ever giving them a chance. 108 00:04:19,848 --> 00:04:22,183 Like they were a female late-night talk show host. 109 00:04:22,225 --> 00:04:24,519 I'm sorry, but the popular clique 110 00:04:24,561 --> 00:04:25,770 has already absorbed 111 00:04:25,854 --> 00:04:28,189 a mouthy nerd and brains in jars. 112 00:04:28,231 --> 00:04:30,150 We have to draw the line at witches, 113 00:04:30,191 --> 00:04:33,194 or we're literally just the drama club! 114 00:04:33,236 --> 00:04:34,404 Stop yelling! 115 00:04:34,487 --> 00:04:35,697 We're in a library. 116 00:04:35,780 --> 00:04:37,657 This is where you yell at nerds. 117 00:04:37,699 --> 00:04:39,034 Norville... 118 00:04:39,075 --> 00:04:40,660 Guys, I'm sorry I got us all detention. 119 00:04:40,702 --> 00:04:42,662 Fortunately, I feel my empathy coming back. 120 00:04:42,704 --> 00:04:44,539 I should be able to apologize to my dad 121 00:04:44,622 --> 00:04:45,623 and get us out of here. 122 00:04:45,707 --> 00:04:46,916 Wait. Really? 123 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,209 Yes, Dad. 124 00:04:48,293 --> 00:04:49,878 I'm so sorry... 125 00:04:49,919 --> 00:04:52,672 that you're a little bitty baby. 126 00:04:52,714 --> 00:04:54,424 And I'm sorry you zapped your brain 127 00:04:54,507 --> 00:04:55,925 and aren't really yourself. 128 00:04:56,009 --> 00:04:58,178 But there's only one thing that'll end detention 129 00:04:58,219 --> 00:04:59,387 and it's not an apology. 130 00:04:59,471 --> 00:05:01,556 Oh, here comes the perv stuff. 131 00:05:01,598 --> 00:05:02,766 What? No, no, no. 132 00:05:02,849 --> 00:05:04,100 See, as your guidance counselor, 133 00:05:04,184 --> 00:05:06,186 it's my job to monitor your well-being. 134 00:05:06,227 --> 00:05:08,897 Which I do via our school's closed circuit camera system. 135 00:05:08,938 --> 00:05:10,815 What? Principal Rogers said 136 00:05:10,899 --> 00:05:12,901 those are for a Japanese reality show 137 00:05:12,942 --> 00:05:14,652 called Unsafe American High School. 138 00:05:14,736 --> 00:05:16,071 [crackling] 139 00:05:16,112 --> 00:05:18,156 Yes, well, the point is I know each of you 140 00:05:18,239 --> 00:05:21,034 is dealing with a common teen issue. 141 00:05:21,076 --> 00:05:21,826 Who am I? 142 00:05:21,910 --> 00:05:23,620 Girlfriend is now a witch. 143 00:05:23,703 --> 00:05:25,413 Don't even know where to start. 144 00:05:25,497 --> 00:05:27,290 Brain in a jar. 145 00:05:27,374 --> 00:05:29,876 Has hallucinations because he accidentally 146 00:05:29,918 --> 00:05:32,295 killed Fred's mom with a stalactite. 147 00:05:32,379 --> 00:05:34,047 This is all standard stuff, people. 148 00:05:34,089 --> 00:05:36,049 Hold on. Saturday detention, 149 00:05:36,091 --> 00:05:38,259 teens reduced to a single character trait? 150 00:05:38,301 --> 00:05:40,720 [gasps] Was my dad right? Oh, no. 151 00:05:40,762 --> 00:05:42,764 -You wouldn't. -Oh, I would. 152 00:05:42,806 --> 00:05:44,766 We're doing a Breakfast Club, baby. 153 00:05:44,849 --> 00:05:46,267 [all groan] 154 00:05:46,309 --> 00:05:48,186 By following the rules of the '80s best movie, 155 00:05:48,269 --> 00:05:51,231 you'll be here until unsanctioned hijinks 156 00:05:51,272 --> 00:05:53,775 lead to tidy teen issue resolution. 157 00:05:53,858 --> 00:05:55,944 But teens are over '80s references. 158 00:05:56,027 --> 00:05:58,905 And yet, every time pop culture tries to move forward, 159 00:05:58,947 --> 00:06:00,657 some Gen X loser like you 160 00:06:00,740 --> 00:06:02,283 holds a boom box over his head 161 00:06:02,367 --> 00:06:04,619 and we all have to moonwalk back to 1982. 162 00:06:04,661 --> 00:06:08,456 The moonwalk wasn't debuted until 1983, you dork! 163 00:06:08,540 --> 00:06:10,417 Nobody cares anymore! 164 00:06:10,458 --> 00:06:14,003 I see. And you all feel this way about '80s references? 165 00:06:15,505 --> 00:06:18,466 Unless we're talking trickle-down, I'm out. 166 00:06:18,550 --> 00:06:19,884 Perfecto-mundo! 167 00:06:19,968 --> 00:06:21,720 'Cause there's nothing more '80s 168 00:06:21,803 --> 00:06:24,139 than dorks, misfits and popular kids 169 00:06:24,180 --> 00:06:25,890 uniting against an authority figure. 170 00:06:25,974 --> 00:06:28,893 Let the catharsis through minor rebellion begin. 171 00:06:28,977 --> 00:06:31,146 Yes, Daphne's already sneaking out. 172 00:06:31,229 --> 00:06:33,313 Relax, I'm just going to pee. 173 00:06:33,356 --> 00:06:34,816 Something girls didn't start doing 174 00:06:34,858 --> 00:06:36,693 until '90s independent films. 175 00:06:41,072 --> 00:06:44,325 If you're here to apologize about earlier, don't. 176 00:06:44,367 --> 00:06:45,410 I'm not that mad. 177 00:06:45,493 --> 00:06:47,120 Wait, really? 178 00:06:47,162 --> 00:06:49,289 I came in thinking you might cram me in the tampon dispenser. 179 00:06:49,330 --> 00:06:50,582 That's just it. 180 00:06:50,664 --> 00:06:53,418 Being popular is all about power and domination. 181 00:06:53,501 --> 00:06:55,336 Wicca is about kindness. 182 00:06:55,420 --> 00:06:57,589 Putting my faith into positive energy and... 183 00:06:57,672 --> 00:06:59,591 Shoot! What's the third thing? 184 00:06:59,674 --> 00:07:01,051 Following the Wiccan Rede. 185 00:07:01,134 --> 00:07:02,385 Have you been using the flashcards I made you? 186 00:07:02,469 --> 00:07:03,845 This is my point, Daphne. 187 00:07:03,928 --> 00:07:06,514 Amber, I have nothing against you personally. 188 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:07,974 And yes, Daphne's more calm. 189 00:07:08,016 --> 00:07:09,809 And that dress is, like, "Damn." But... 190 00:07:09,851 --> 00:07:11,227 Where was I going with this? 191 00:07:11,311 --> 00:07:12,729 You feel threatened by the waning influence 192 00:07:12,812 --> 00:07:14,147 -you have over Daphne? -No. 193 00:07:14,189 --> 00:07:15,940 I feel threatened by you feeding her a bunch 194 00:07:16,024 --> 00:07:17,400 of neo-pagan garbage. 195 00:07:17,484 --> 00:07:20,862 Before you, the only magic she liked was Mike. 196 00:07:20,904 --> 00:07:23,323 See, that negativity is exactly why 197 00:07:23,365 --> 00:07:24,616 you could never be Wicca. 198 00:07:24,699 --> 00:07:26,451 Wiccan. Which is it again? 199 00:07:26,493 --> 00:07:28,328 You gotta use the flashcards! 200 00:07:28,370 --> 00:07:29,996 Still, as my girlfriend, 201 00:07:30,038 --> 00:07:31,664 can you at least try to support me? 202 00:07:31,706 --> 00:07:33,625 Fine. But only as your girlfriend. 203 00:07:33,708 --> 00:07:35,335 As a friend, I still hate it. 204 00:07:35,377 --> 00:07:36,378 Blessings. 205 00:07:39,798 --> 00:07:41,424 And as your best friend, 206 00:07:41,508 --> 00:07:42,509 I am gonna prove 207 00:07:42,550 --> 00:07:44,135 that this is not who you are. 208 00:07:45,053 --> 00:07:46,721 [cell phone rings] 209 00:07:46,805 --> 00:07:48,264 -Hey, there. -I got a text alert 210 00:07:48,348 --> 00:07:50,642 that someone logged into my computer. 211 00:07:50,725 --> 00:07:54,729 Are you using the cameras to monitor yet another 212 00:07:54,771 --> 00:07:56,898 '80s movie detention? 213 00:07:56,981 --> 00:07:58,692 You swore you'd stop those. 214 00:07:58,733 --> 00:07:59,776 We installed those cameras 215 00:07:59,859 --> 00:08:01,569 for a Japanese reality show. 216 00:08:01,611 --> 00:08:02,946 I know. I'm not. 217 00:08:03,029 --> 00:08:04,614 And even if I were, the kids aren't doing 218 00:08:04,698 --> 00:08:06,783 anything fun or rebellious. 219 00:08:06,866 --> 00:08:08,451 They're just doing nothing. 220 00:08:08,535 --> 00:08:10,120 Like in a '70s movie. 221 00:08:13,081 --> 00:08:14,791 -[squelching] -[screams] 222 00:08:14,874 --> 00:08:17,711 This is your final chapter, Norville! 223 00:08:17,752 --> 00:08:20,255 Please, no. Not wordplay. 224 00:08:20,296 --> 00:08:22,298 Norville! Oh, God! You're hallucinating. 225 00:08:24,551 --> 00:08:26,094 Yes, they just came back. 226 00:08:26,177 --> 00:08:28,430 But seeing Victoria is good news. 227 00:08:28,513 --> 00:08:30,640 If my hallucinations have completely returned, 228 00:08:30,724 --> 00:08:33,852 that means my empathy has also completely returned. 229 00:08:33,934 --> 00:08:35,477 Norville, I don't think you're having 230 00:08:35,562 --> 00:08:36,855 hallucinations of Victoria. 231 00:08:36,938 --> 00:08:39,024 I saw an energy around you. 232 00:08:39,107 --> 00:08:41,943 I think you're being haunted by Victoria's ghost. 233 00:08:42,027 --> 00:08:43,111 [thunderclap] 234 00:08:43,193 --> 00:08:44,237 What? 235 00:08:44,279 --> 00:08:46,448 [gasps] Wait. That makes perfect sense. 236 00:08:46,489 --> 00:08:49,409 Mother's been haunting Norville as revenge for killing her. 237 00:08:49,451 --> 00:08:53,621 Mother, if you're here, send a sign. 238 00:08:55,123 --> 00:08:57,125 [gasps] It is her ghost. 239 00:08:57,167 --> 00:08:58,793 She's ignoring me. 240 00:08:58,877 --> 00:09:00,086 Fred, that makes no sense. 241 00:09:00,128 --> 00:09:02,005 Why would eating make her go away? 242 00:09:02,088 --> 00:09:03,548 Is she a ghost or a boyfriend? 243 00:09:03,631 --> 00:09:06,968 Velma, Mother was a rich bottle blonde in her fifties. 244 00:09:07,052 --> 00:09:09,095 Nothing scared her more than food. 245 00:09:09,137 --> 00:09:10,972 Well, the only way we'll know for sure 246 00:09:11,014 --> 00:09:13,308 is to try and summon Victoria with... 247 00:09:13,350 --> 00:09:14,434 a seance. 248 00:09:14,476 --> 00:09:15,894 [all] A seance? 249 00:09:15,977 --> 00:09:17,562 Yeah, Amber, I don't know. 250 00:09:17,645 --> 00:09:19,064 Thank you. Finally. 251 00:09:19,147 --> 00:09:21,524 A seance is exactly the kind of rebellious thing 252 00:09:21,608 --> 00:09:22,901 Lamont would want us to do 253 00:09:22,984 --> 00:09:24,486 to fulfill his overdone '80s fantasies. 254 00:09:24,569 --> 00:09:27,364 I know, but we have to try. I'm desperate. 255 00:09:27,447 --> 00:09:29,240 And if we concoct an elaborate scheme 256 00:09:29,324 --> 00:09:31,493 so my dad doesn't know we're doing an elaborate scheme, 257 00:09:31,576 --> 00:09:33,536 then it becomes a comment on '80s movies. 258 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:36,581 [Lola] Ooh, and that's meta, which is our generation's thing. 259 00:09:36,664 --> 00:09:38,041 Wait, elaborate scheme? 260 00:09:38,124 --> 00:09:39,417 [gasps] That's it. 261 00:09:39,501 --> 00:09:41,711 I can use this seance to prove to Daphne 262 00:09:41,795 --> 00:09:42,879 that Amber's a fraud. 263 00:09:42,962 --> 00:09:43,922 [chuckles] 264 00:09:44,005 --> 00:09:45,507 Was that an evil laugh? 265 00:09:45,590 --> 00:09:47,926 Nope. Just getting into the witchy spirit. 266 00:09:48,009 --> 00:09:49,803 [cackles] 267 00:09:49,844 --> 00:09:51,346 [cell phone ringing] 268 00:09:52,764 --> 00:09:53,932 Velma, 269 00:09:54,015 --> 00:09:55,517 where are you? I don't see you. 270 00:09:55,558 --> 00:09:57,185 [Velma] I know. 271 00:09:57,227 --> 00:09:58,937 I was trying to make a peephole into the girls' showers 272 00:09:59,020 --> 00:10:00,230 and got stuck in the wall. Help! 273 00:10:00,313 --> 00:10:01,981 No! Peepholes were one of the things 274 00:10:02,023 --> 00:10:03,525 we had to leave in the '80s. 275 00:10:03,566 --> 00:10:06,194 Like high-paying factory jobs. I'll be right there. 276 00:10:06,277 --> 00:10:08,029 And not a word of this to Blythe. 277 00:10:09,406 --> 00:10:11,366 It worked. We have at least 20 minutes 278 00:10:11,449 --> 00:10:12,951 before he discovers I'm lying. 279 00:10:13,034 --> 00:10:14,661 Okay, to commune with the dead, 280 00:10:14,703 --> 00:10:17,163 we'll need something that belonged to Victoria. 281 00:10:17,205 --> 00:10:19,290 Oh! What about Steve Buscemi? 282 00:10:19,374 --> 00:10:20,834 Mother won him in a poker game. 283 00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:21,960 Something smaller will do. 284 00:10:22,043 --> 00:10:23,378 Steve Buscemi's hand? 285 00:10:23,420 --> 00:10:25,755 Daphne why don't you and Velma go with Fred 286 00:10:25,839 --> 00:10:27,340 to find something of Victoria's 287 00:10:27,382 --> 00:10:29,217 and make sure it wasn't stolen from marginalized people. 288 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:31,970 Jeez, how tight are the rails on this gonna be? 289 00:10:32,012 --> 00:10:34,764 Actually, if my memories of laughing through books 290 00:10:34,848 --> 00:10:36,391 on spiritualism hold true, 291 00:10:36,433 --> 00:10:38,643 candles always seem to be part of seances. 292 00:10:38,727 --> 00:10:41,688 Maybe Olive, Gigi and I could go get some Bunsen burners 293 00:10:41,730 --> 00:10:43,189 from the chemistry lab? 294 00:10:43,231 --> 00:10:45,066 Good idea. Oh, and Norville, we'll need something 295 00:10:45,108 --> 00:10:46,651 to make a pentagram on the floor. 296 00:10:46,735 --> 00:10:48,236 Can you get goat blood? 297 00:10:48,278 --> 00:10:49,904 Yes, actually. There's a ton of it in the cafeteria. 298 00:10:49,988 --> 00:10:52,741 Perfect. I'll go with you in case you have another encounter. 299 00:10:52,824 --> 00:10:55,410 All right. Let's summon a ghost, my witches. 300 00:10:55,452 --> 00:10:58,246 [all cheering] 301 00:10:59,247 --> 00:11:00,623 [upbeat music playing] 302 00:11:02,292 --> 00:11:04,085 God, I was the king here. 303 00:11:04,127 --> 00:11:07,297 And I remember exactly where it all went wrong. 304 00:11:07,380 --> 00:11:10,258 Hey, Aman. You wanna go party in the newspaper office? 305 00:11:10,342 --> 00:11:12,594 I got something that's gonna blow your mind. 306 00:11:12,635 --> 00:11:15,138 And chicks supposedly go crazy for it. 307 00:11:15,221 --> 00:11:17,807 You ever heard of law school? 308 00:11:17,891 --> 00:11:19,267 Law school? 309 00:11:19,309 --> 00:11:21,102 You remember the '60s, guys? 310 00:11:21,186 --> 00:11:23,688 Lots of Vietnam films out right now. 311 00:11:23,772 --> 00:11:25,273 -[grunts] -Lamo! 312 00:11:29,277 --> 00:11:30,904 [cell phone vibrates] 313 00:11:30,945 --> 00:11:32,364 Velma, have you seen your father? 314 00:11:32,447 --> 00:11:35,408 Does any child really see their father, Sophie? 315 00:11:35,450 --> 00:11:37,786 Now I gotta go. Amber's doing a seance. 316 00:11:37,869 --> 00:11:38,912 [Sophie] A seance? 317 00:11:38,953 --> 00:11:40,163 I knew something was up 318 00:11:40,246 --> 00:11:42,123 with those new witchy neighbors. 319 00:11:42,207 --> 00:11:46,086 All their wind chimes have totally screwed up Amanda's nap schedule. 320 00:11:46,127 --> 00:11:48,045 [babble box] Go back in Mom! 321 00:11:48,129 --> 00:11:49,839 No chimes in Mom. 322 00:11:49,923 --> 00:11:51,716 Steer clear of them, Velma. 323 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,468 Dark forces are at play. 324 00:11:53,510 --> 00:11:55,011 Don't worry, they're harmless. 325 00:11:55,095 --> 00:11:56,971 This witch business is all a bunch of BS 326 00:11:57,013 --> 00:11:58,515 and I'm about to prove it. 327 00:11:58,598 --> 00:11:59,974 BS? 328 00:12:00,016 --> 00:12:02,435 But you were just so gung-ho about helping with a seance, 329 00:12:02,477 --> 00:12:04,396 we were gonna make fun of you behind your back. 330 00:12:04,479 --> 00:12:06,898 It was for show. I know Daphne doesn't believe this stuff, 331 00:12:06,981 --> 00:12:09,275 but the more I tell her that, the more she digs in. 332 00:12:09,317 --> 00:12:11,444 Like girls with noncommittal boyfriends. 333 00:12:11,486 --> 00:12:13,947 But this is our chance to expose Amber as a fraud. 334 00:12:13,988 --> 00:12:15,949 Yes! What if we make Amber 335 00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:17,575 think they're channeling someone dead 336 00:12:17,659 --> 00:12:19,828 but then we bust them by revealing the person's 337 00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:21,830 actually still alive. 338 00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:23,665 It's the classic Jesus prank. 339 00:12:23,748 --> 00:12:26,626 Perfect. Daphne will then see the error of her ways 340 00:12:26,668 --> 00:12:28,920 and we welcome her back into the warm glow 341 00:12:29,003 --> 00:12:30,213 of her ring light. 342 00:12:31,756 --> 00:12:33,675 Really? You don't think this will work? 343 00:12:33,758 --> 00:12:35,218 [sighs] All right. 344 00:12:35,301 --> 00:12:37,053 Well, I keep some other stuff of Mother's in here. 345 00:12:37,137 --> 00:12:39,973 Perfume, creams made from whales... 346 00:12:40,015 --> 00:12:41,891 Wait, is that locket your mother's? 347 00:12:41,975 --> 00:12:42,851 Yes. 348 00:12:44,102 --> 00:12:45,520 Oh, it's her dogs. 349 00:12:45,562 --> 00:12:47,313 Yeah, it's her backup locket. 350 00:12:47,355 --> 00:12:49,232 She had one of father and me as well, 351 00:12:49,315 --> 00:12:51,818 probably, but was buried with it. 352 00:12:51,860 --> 00:12:52,944 Probably. 353 00:12:53,028 --> 00:12:54,446 [Lola] We have to go. 354 00:12:54,529 --> 00:12:56,448 Lamont's on his way back from the girls' locker room. 355 00:12:58,366 --> 00:13:00,618 Well, I just have to assume Velma was another victim 356 00:13:00,702 --> 00:13:03,204 -of the shower snakes. -[metal scrapes] 357 00:13:05,081 --> 00:13:06,291 Hmm? 358 00:13:06,374 --> 00:13:08,835 Where's that old article Blythe wrote? 359 00:13:08,877 --> 00:13:10,170 [gasps] Found it! 360 00:13:14,841 --> 00:13:16,885 [chuckles] Here's to Aman 361 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:20,221 getting an internship at my old man's law firm. 362 00:13:20,263 --> 00:13:22,807 Yeah. As a morally virtuous young man, 363 00:13:22,891 --> 00:13:24,726 I can't wait to help people. 364 00:13:24,768 --> 00:13:25,894 Help people? 365 00:13:25,977 --> 00:13:27,479 Don's dad just figured out a way 366 00:13:27,562 --> 00:13:31,316 to buy musicians' song catalogs out from under them. 367 00:13:31,399 --> 00:13:33,318 What? I want no part of that. 368 00:13:33,401 --> 00:13:35,445 No way I'm taking that internship. 369 00:13:36,696 --> 00:13:37,947 Hey, get out. 370 00:13:38,031 --> 00:13:40,075 You're supposed to be watching for the principal, Lamo. 371 00:13:40,116 --> 00:13:42,660 It's Lamont, Aman. 372 00:13:42,744 --> 00:13:44,454 And what are you doing in here? 373 00:13:44,537 --> 00:13:46,873 Taking a trip down memory lane 374 00:13:46,915 --> 00:13:50,460 to when Principal Smith gave us our awesome detention? Nice! 375 00:13:52,212 --> 00:13:54,756 Drinking in school? Detention. 376 00:13:54,798 --> 00:13:56,132 Even you, Lamo. 377 00:13:56,216 --> 00:13:57,926 It's Lamont, Principal Smith. 378 00:13:58,009 --> 00:13:59,260 Principal Smith? 379 00:13:59,344 --> 00:14:00,762 What are you talking about, Lamo? 380 00:14:00,804 --> 00:14:03,098 Oh! Blythe! What are you doing here? 381 00:14:03,181 --> 00:14:06,768 I was talking about the past with my homeslice Aman. 382 00:14:06,851 --> 00:14:08,186 Huh? Where'd he go? 383 00:14:09,479 --> 00:14:12,524 I cut my spa day short, 384 00:14:12,607 --> 00:14:14,984 because I knew you were forcing these poor kids 385 00:14:15,068 --> 00:14:17,237 into an '80s detention, Lamont! 386 00:14:17,278 --> 00:14:19,572 So now, you get to stay in detention 387 00:14:19,614 --> 00:14:23,201 and make sure no one does anything. 388 00:14:23,284 --> 00:14:24,577 All right. You may have fooled her, 389 00:14:24,619 --> 00:14:26,371 but I know you're up to something, 390 00:14:26,454 --> 00:14:28,581 and I've never been happier. What is it? 391 00:14:28,623 --> 00:14:30,291 Well, we might as well tell you. 392 00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:31,876 Norville's hallucinations are back, 393 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,587 but Amber now thinks they are actually a ghost. 394 00:14:34,629 --> 00:14:37,048 So we're having a seance to prove Amber right. 395 00:14:37,132 --> 00:14:38,717 Or wrong. [chuckles] 396 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,093 A seance? 397 00:14:40,135 --> 00:14:41,970 That's incredible. 398 00:14:42,053 --> 00:14:43,805 No. What's incredible 399 00:14:43,888 --> 00:14:46,599 is how you ever had enough testosterone to sire a child. 400 00:14:46,641 --> 00:14:48,059 [all gasp] 401 00:14:48,143 --> 00:14:50,311 JK. JK. I was just checking that my empathy is fully back. 402 00:14:50,395 --> 00:14:52,355 And it is. I can't believe I said that. 403 00:14:52,439 --> 00:14:53,732 Oh, God. I'm gonna be sick. 404 00:14:53,815 --> 00:14:56,192 Son, please don't beat yourself up. 405 00:14:56,276 --> 00:14:58,945 Kids today are already so stressed out. 406 00:14:58,987 --> 00:15:01,489 That's actually why I planned these detentions. 407 00:15:01,531 --> 00:15:04,826 So you're forced to have some fun. 408 00:15:04,868 --> 00:15:08,830 My detention back in the day was so awesome, I fainted. 409 00:15:08,913 --> 00:15:09,956 Missed the whole thing. 410 00:15:11,791 --> 00:15:14,044 I've been trying to relive it ever since. 411 00:15:14,127 --> 00:15:15,378 And if I can help some teens 412 00:15:15,462 --> 00:15:17,672 like you along the way, even better. 413 00:15:17,714 --> 00:15:19,507 Well, then, good news, Lamont. 414 00:15:19,591 --> 00:15:20,759 Because to pull off our seance, 415 00:15:20,842 --> 00:15:22,677 we need you to distract Blythe 416 00:15:22,719 --> 00:15:24,971 by recreating the most iconic 417 00:15:25,013 --> 00:15:26,848 '80s movie scene ever. 418 00:15:27,599 --> 00:15:28,850 Why are we looking up? 419 00:15:29,684 --> 00:15:30,560 Oh. 420 00:15:32,270 --> 00:15:33,521 Lamont! 421 00:15:33,605 --> 00:15:35,148 What the hell are you doing up there? 422 00:15:35,190 --> 00:15:36,566 The Triple Lindy 423 00:15:36,649 --> 00:15:39,194 from underrated '80s comedy, Back to School. 424 00:15:39,277 --> 00:15:40,820 Wait! Velma meant 425 00:15:40,862 --> 00:15:43,365 crawl through the ceiling like in The Breakfast Club. 426 00:15:43,406 --> 00:15:44,866 Oh, damn it! 427 00:15:44,949 --> 00:15:46,284 Oh, God! 428 00:15:48,953 --> 00:15:49,871 [thud] 429 00:15:50,747 --> 00:15:53,166 Ouch. Classic. 430 00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:54,709 -[chuckles] -[groans] 431 00:15:56,294 --> 00:15:57,504 All right, everyone, 432 00:15:57,545 --> 00:15:59,381 hold hands in a circle around Norville. 433 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:04,135 Here we go. 434 00:16:04,219 --> 00:16:05,387 Spirit of Victoria Jones, 435 00:16:06,221 --> 00:16:07,555 are you-- Wait. 436 00:16:07,597 --> 00:16:09,557 I'm getting some real bad energy from Velma. 437 00:16:09,599 --> 00:16:11,810 Who, me? Nope. Everything's normal. 438 00:16:11,893 --> 00:16:14,688 Velma, I know you and your flop sweat. 439 00:16:14,729 --> 00:16:16,773 -You're up to something. -No, I'm not. 440 00:16:16,856 --> 00:16:19,067 I just feel it's weird when adults hold hands. 441 00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:21,277 Don't like it on Thanksgiving, don't like it now. 442 00:16:21,361 --> 00:16:23,238 Not buying it. Olive, Gigi, 443 00:16:23,321 --> 00:16:26,241 I invoke a force stronger than any magic... 444 00:16:26,282 --> 00:16:27,617 Girl Code. 445 00:16:27,701 --> 00:16:29,411 If you know my girlfriend is up to something, 446 00:16:29,452 --> 00:16:30,412 you have to tell me. 447 00:16:30,495 --> 00:16:32,205 Uh, Girl Code is just a myth 448 00:16:32,247 --> 00:16:34,499 perpetuated by early 2000s comedy. 449 00:16:34,541 --> 00:16:39,337 Velma wanted us to help her expose Amber as a fraud. 450 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:40,755 [gasps] What? 451 00:16:40,839 --> 00:16:43,425 Velma, I thought you were trying to support me. 452 00:16:43,508 --> 00:16:46,469 This is worse than when you secretly threw away my clogs. 453 00:16:46,553 --> 00:16:50,265 I know. But you know I can't get behind the idea of ghosts or magic 454 00:16:50,348 --> 00:16:51,933 or higher powers in the universe. 455 00:16:52,017 --> 00:16:53,685 Which is so interesting, 456 00:16:53,768 --> 00:16:56,730 seeing as how you have had an inexplicable, 457 00:16:56,771 --> 00:16:59,399 otherworldly experience with a higher power 458 00:16:59,441 --> 00:17:01,609 and we both know it. 459 00:17:02,527 --> 00:17:04,738 [crowd cheering] 460 00:17:06,573 --> 00:17:08,742 Hey, you can stop. The song ended. 461 00:17:08,783 --> 00:17:10,701 I don't care. This feels too good. 462 00:17:10,785 --> 00:17:12,078 Wait, what's happening? 463 00:17:14,205 --> 00:17:15,331 What are you? 464 00:17:15,415 --> 00:17:16,874 [Orb of Light] What am I? 465 00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:19,084 I'm as close as you're getting to Beyonce, kid. 466 00:17:19,127 --> 00:17:20,335 What is this place? 467 00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:22,630 And is the line for merch shorter? 468 00:17:22,671 --> 00:17:25,967 [Orb of Light] This is where you go when Beyonce's music awakens your soul. 469 00:17:26,008 --> 00:17:28,803 To the endless possibilities of our universe. 470 00:17:28,887 --> 00:17:31,556 Whoa! So if possibilities are endless, 471 00:17:31,639 --> 00:17:33,308 can I float closer to the stage? 472 00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:36,436 -[Orb of light] You're not on the list. -[Velma] Oh, God! 473 00:17:36,478 --> 00:17:38,146 Pssht! I was just light-headed 474 00:17:38,229 --> 00:17:40,357 from yelling at people who told me to stop singing. 475 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:43,026 You can try to brush it off, but you know in your heart 476 00:17:43,109 --> 00:17:46,237 that you encountered a power higher than yourself that night. 477 00:17:46,321 --> 00:17:47,739 It was an outdoor concert 478 00:17:47,822 --> 00:17:49,824 sponsored by a microwave burrito company. 479 00:17:49,908 --> 00:17:51,826 Everyone was higher than me that night. 480 00:17:51,910 --> 00:17:52,952 Just face it. 481 00:17:52,994 --> 00:17:54,204 You know I'm right. 482 00:17:54,287 --> 00:17:55,372 I'm your best friend. 483 00:17:55,455 --> 00:17:57,248 -I know the real you. -[gasps] 484 00:17:57,332 --> 00:18:01,503 This is exactly why I don't want you doing these detentions. 485 00:18:01,586 --> 00:18:02,796 People get hurt! 486 00:18:02,837 --> 00:18:04,839 And healthcare is way worse now. 487 00:18:04,923 --> 00:18:08,510 You only say that because you had an awesome detention. 488 00:18:08,551 --> 00:18:10,011 But I missed it. 489 00:18:10,095 --> 00:18:12,514 And worse, you won't even tell me how awesome it was. 490 00:18:12,597 --> 00:18:14,349 Because it wasn't awesome. 491 00:18:14,391 --> 00:18:16,601 Hey, should we help him? 492 00:18:16,685 --> 00:18:18,770 -[screams] -[crashing] 493 00:18:18,853 --> 00:18:21,106 Oh, no! I've committed vandalism! 494 00:18:21,189 --> 00:18:22,565 I'm gonna get expelled! 495 00:18:22,649 --> 00:18:25,568 No. You can fake an injury and sue the school. 496 00:18:25,652 --> 00:18:27,987 [chuckles] My dad will represent you... 497 00:18:28,029 --> 00:18:31,449 if you take that internship at his law firm. 498 00:18:31,533 --> 00:18:33,868 What? But a moral compromise like that 499 00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:35,578 could change my whole life. 500 00:18:35,662 --> 00:18:39,040 I wish you had never introduced me to the law, Don. 501 00:18:39,082 --> 00:18:41,418 Aman sued the school to avoid expulsion. 502 00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:43,211 But it cost him his soul. 503 00:18:43,253 --> 00:18:44,629 I became a principal to ensure 504 00:18:44,713 --> 00:18:46,881 no more lives were ruined by detention. 505 00:18:46,965 --> 00:18:49,718 And Don got as far away from the law as possible 506 00:18:49,759 --> 00:18:51,011 by joining the military. 507 00:18:51,052 --> 00:18:52,721 I wrote an article about it back then 508 00:18:52,762 --> 00:18:54,347 but never published it. 509 00:18:54,389 --> 00:18:56,224 There's still a copy in the newspaper office, though. 510 00:18:56,307 --> 00:18:57,517 Come on. 511 00:19:02,564 --> 00:19:04,190 Wait, it's gone! 512 00:19:05,358 --> 00:19:06,735 Okay, fine, Daphne. 513 00:19:06,818 --> 00:19:08,611 Maybe there might be some kind of higher power, 514 00:19:08,695 --> 00:19:10,947 but it's still a stretch to go from passing out 515 00:19:11,031 --> 00:19:13,199 at a Beyonce concert to summoning ghosts. 516 00:19:13,241 --> 00:19:15,869 Well, then what if we don't call it a seance? 517 00:19:15,910 --> 00:19:18,872 What if instead, we honor your Beyonce experience 518 00:19:18,913 --> 00:19:19,914 and call it a... 519 00:19:20,498 --> 00:19:21,416 Se-yonce? 520 00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:24,044 A Se-yonce. That's so... 521 00:19:24,085 --> 00:19:24,961 beautiful. 522 00:19:25,837 --> 00:19:27,005 That just might work. 523 00:19:27,088 --> 00:19:28,923 Wow, Daph, you really do know me. 524 00:19:29,007 --> 00:19:31,426 And just to be clear, this is still about figuring out 525 00:19:31,468 --> 00:19:32,886 if I'm haunted by a ghost, right? 526 00:19:32,927 --> 00:19:34,596 Wait. I thought it was about my mother 527 00:19:34,637 --> 00:19:35,889 explaining she's innocent. 528 00:19:35,930 --> 00:19:37,766 It can still be about those things. 529 00:19:37,807 --> 00:19:40,101 I'm just way more invested now that it's also about me. 530 00:19:40,185 --> 00:19:42,270 That's right. And I know the perfect chant 531 00:19:42,312 --> 00:19:43,688 to get us started. 532 00:19:43,772 --> 00:19:46,483 Everyone knows Beyonce's song, "Haunted," right? 533 00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:50,695 It's what you do, 534 00:19:50,779 --> 00:19:52,530 it's what you see. 535 00:19:52,572 --> 00:19:54,574 [all chanting] I know if I'm haunting you, 536 00:19:54,616 --> 00:19:56,534 you must be haunting me. 537 00:19:57,035 --> 00:19:58,411 I know... 538 00:19:58,453 --> 00:20:01,081 Uh, did George R.R. Martin finally release his next novel 539 00:20:01,122 --> 00:20:03,833 or are my nipples erect because the temperature just dropped? 540 00:20:05,418 --> 00:20:06,920 It's Mother. 541 00:20:06,961 --> 00:20:10,090 Flickering lights was her favorite wasting energy flex. 542 00:20:10,131 --> 00:20:11,841 Keep chanting, everyone! 543 00:20:11,925 --> 00:20:14,678 A magnificent spirit is near! 544 00:20:15,762 --> 00:20:17,889 Ah, nuts. I scared it off. 545 00:20:17,972 --> 00:20:19,891 I knew I was coming on too strong. 546 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,060 [all scream] 547 00:20:22,143 --> 00:20:24,229 Oh, God, there's something in here with us. 548 00:20:25,563 --> 00:20:27,899 It's Mother. Tell them you're innocent! 549 00:20:27,982 --> 00:20:30,902 And also that we are using your backup locket, 550 00:20:30,985 --> 00:20:33,571 not the one with my picture in it! 551 00:20:34,489 --> 00:20:36,116 There's a hidden inscription. 552 00:20:36,157 --> 00:20:39,661 "This locket contains the only things I've ever truly loved." 553 00:20:39,703 --> 00:20:41,996 "I own no other lockets." 554 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:42,997 What? 555 00:20:43,039 --> 00:20:44,457 [screaming] 556 00:20:44,499 --> 00:20:46,918 Oh, God! It's the ghost. Kill it! 557 00:20:47,627 --> 00:20:49,212 [thud] 558 00:20:49,295 --> 00:20:52,590 Amber? I knew it was you as soon as I saw it was you. 559 00:20:52,674 --> 00:20:56,136 But it wasn't. I was just trying to catch the real spirit. 560 00:20:56,177 --> 00:20:57,721 We all felt it, right? 561 00:20:57,804 --> 00:20:59,973 The only thing I feel is the satisfaction of being right. 562 00:21:00,015 --> 00:21:02,308 Face it, Amber. You staged everything. 563 00:21:02,350 --> 00:21:03,601 How could they? 564 00:21:03,685 --> 00:21:04,978 They've been with us the whole time. 565 00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:06,813 Just because there are mysteries in life 566 00:21:06,855 --> 00:21:09,190 that the great Velma Dinkley can't solve, 567 00:21:09,274 --> 00:21:11,484 doesn't mean you should take it out on Amber! 568 00:21:11,526 --> 00:21:13,445 Oh, but I can solve this mystery. 569 00:21:13,528 --> 00:21:14,779 All Amber would have to do 570 00:21:14,863 --> 00:21:16,865 is distract us with some seance mumbo jumbo 571 00:21:16,906 --> 00:21:19,284 while they fiddled with this old electrical box. 572 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,161 [crackling] 573 00:21:21,202 --> 00:21:22,370 And cranking up the AC 574 00:21:22,454 --> 00:21:23,955 not only provided the spooky 575 00:21:24,039 --> 00:21:25,832 supernatural chill in the room, 576 00:21:25,874 --> 00:21:29,252 but it also blew the books and papers off the shelves. 577 00:21:29,335 --> 00:21:30,628 [air blowing] 578 00:21:32,297 --> 00:21:33,590 I have to admit, Amber. 579 00:21:33,673 --> 00:21:35,300 I thought your skills were relegated 580 00:21:35,383 --> 00:21:36,885 to the handmade soap realm, 581 00:21:36,926 --> 00:21:38,553 but apparently I was wrong. 582 00:21:38,595 --> 00:21:40,889 What? None of that is true. 583 00:21:40,972 --> 00:21:42,974 Yeah. They didn't do it, Velma. 584 00:21:43,058 --> 00:21:45,435 You're more off base than when you tried to go to second. 585 00:21:45,518 --> 00:21:46,811 I'm off base? 586 00:21:46,895 --> 00:21:48,396 What about you and all this witchy stuff? 587 00:21:48,438 --> 00:21:49,981 This isn't you, Daphne. 588 00:21:50,065 --> 00:21:52,192 It's a whim, like when we made Pride and Prejudice 589 00:21:52,233 --> 00:21:53,234 our whole personality. 590 00:21:53,276 --> 00:21:54,736 No, it is me. 591 00:21:54,819 --> 00:21:56,654 I went to Thorn's bookstore, read a lot 592 00:21:56,738 --> 00:21:57,906 and gave it a ton of thought. 593 00:21:57,989 --> 00:21:59,199 You, of all people, know how much 594 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,326 I've struggled to find the real me. 595 00:22:01,409 --> 00:22:03,453 And I finally did. 596 00:22:03,536 --> 00:22:04,746 This is who I am. 597 00:22:04,829 --> 00:22:06,414 That's not true. It can't be. 598 00:22:06,456 --> 00:22:08,625 Because it's not the unknown that freaks me out. 599 00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:12,754 It's idiots like you who ignore facts and science that do. 600 00:22:15,965 --> 00:22:17,717 -[thud] -What's going on here? 601 00:22:17,759 --> 00:22:19,094 It's 4:45. 602 00:22:19,177 --> 00:22:20,845 Your parents can and will sue 603 00:22:20,929 --> 00:22:22,389 if we keep you past 5:00. 604 00:22:22,430 --> 00:22:23,598 -Oh, God! -[thud] 605 00:22:23,682 --> 00:22:24,599 Aman? 606 00:22:24,641 --> 00:22:26,351 ["Haunted" playing] 607 00:22:27,644 --> 00:22:29,229 So how was detention, son? 608 00:22:29,270 --> 00:22:30,397 How was it? 609 00:22:30,438 --> 00:22:32,357 I lost my innoc-once. 610 00:22:33,608 --> 00:22:35,110 Ah-huh. Well, uh... 611 00:22:35,151 --> 00:22:36,778 Are you ready for tonight's ghost hunt? 612 00:22:36,861 --> 00:22:38,863 More than ever. 613 00:22:40,073 --> 00:22:42,909 ♪ It's where we go ♪ 614 00:22:43,993 --> 00:22:46,287 ♪ It's where we'll be ♪ 615 00:22:47,997 --> 00:22:52,836 ♪ I know if I'm onto you I'm onto you ♪ 616 00:22:52,919 --> 00:22:57,924 ♪ Onto you You must be onto me... ♪ 617 00:23:00,969 --> 00:23:02,262 So how did the seance go? 618 00:23:02,303 --> 00:23:05,056 It was bad, but I am glad I tried. 619 00:23:05,140 --> 00:23:06,808 You're right about me needing to relax. 620 00:23:06,850 --> 00:23:09,477 Maybe the '80s can still teach us stuff. 621 00:23:09,519 --> 00:23:10,812 No, they can't. 622 00:23:10,895 --> 00:23:12,981 It's time for me and every guy my age 623 00:23:13,023 --> 00:23:14,816 to stop living in the past. 624 00:23:14,858 --> 00:23:17,152 And start living in the even more 625 00:23:17,235 --> 00:23:20,405 distant past of the Civil War like we're supposed to. 626 00:23:20,488 --> 00:23:21,823 I don't know. 627 00:23:21,906 --> 00:23:24,159 There's a lot to be said for a tidy '80s ending. 628 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,745 Today's endings are all about the throw forward. 629 00:23:26,828 --> 00:23:29,289 Wait, what's that? 630 00:23:29,330 --> 00:23:32,000 Hey, I'll catch up with you guys later. 631 00:23:32,042 --> 00:23:34,169 Why would Mr. S have something 632 00:23:34,210 --> 00:23:36,254 from the Crystal Cove Insane Asylum? 633 00:23:37,589 --> 00:23:39,466 Dr. Dane Dupree? 634 00:23:46,139 --> 00:23:49,351 Holy crap. Is my grandma alive? 635 00:23:49,434 --> 00:23:51,436 [theme music playing] 636 00:24:04,908 --> 00:24:06,743 Hey, buddy. Remember this? 637 00:24:06,826 --> 00:24:07,994 I was serious when I said 638 00:24:08,036 --> 00:24:09,704 I wanted to catch up. 639 00:24:09,788 --> 00:24:11,831 You owe me. And lives are at stake. 640 00:24:11,873 --> 00:24:13,083 Hey. [shushes] 641 00:24:17,879 --> 00:24:20,048 [speaking Japanese] 44063

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