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Good morning, Monstropolis.

I'm Jack.
I'm Jill.

And welcome to
I Scream...

U Scream!

The citizens of
Monstropolis remain
bitterly divided

over the future of this
so-called "Laugh Power."

Joining us via ScreamCam
to discuss it

are James P. Sullivan
of Monsters, Inc.

and Johnny Worthington
of FearCo.

Thank you both
for joining us.

Enough groveling.

It's called
being polite, Jill.

Let's start with you,
Mr. Sullivan.

Oh, please,
call me Sulley.
Oh, no.

You are not charming me

into accepting your
dangerous Laugh Power.

Oh, Laugh Power
isn't dangerous.

Exactly.
It's reliable, it's clean.

- So you're saying screams are dirty?
- No.

Jill, that's not
what he said.

I'm sure Mr. Worthington
would like to respond.

Please, Jill,
call me Johnny.

Oh!
I will.

- Go ahead, Johnny.
- Ew.

Jill, I've known Sulley
a long time,

and I'm sure he believes
what he's saying

about Laugh Power,
but you're right.

Sure.
It's untested.

Whoa. Wait a minute.
You've had your time.

Johnny?

Maybe it'll be viable
down the road,

but today...
Yes, but...

...my neighbors
and I just want safe
and reliable power.

But laughs are safe.
You see...

Mr. Sullivan,

why should anyone
believe you?

Whoa, wait!
You got expelled
from Monsters University

for cheating in the
Scare Games, didn't you?

And more recently,
you were mentored
by convicted criminal

and disgraced former
Monsters, Inc. CEO

Henry J. Waternoose.

Ugh. Jill...

So why should
we trust you?

I say,
"Once a liar
and a cheat,

"always a liar
and a cheat."

And if there's one thing
Jill knows about,

it's lying and cheating
in college.

That's two things.

And we're out of time.

We'll be back
after a word
from our sponsors,

who also don't
care for Jack.

They said that?

So that could
have gone better.

Yep. Worst interview
I've seen since, uh...

Nope, that was it.

May I present...

So why am I looking
at a coconut?

You know,
I ask that myself

every time I wake up
in a palm tree,

but this...
this is your invitation

to Fritz's surprise
work anniversary party.

It's a surprise. For me.

Surprise?

Surprise.
Surprise.

It's tonight at
the Shrieky Tiki.

Oh, uh, tonight?

8:00 sharp.
Be square,

be there.
Oh, yeah. Count me in.

Yeah, I actually have
something tonight.

Something very important.
Can't be changed.

Oh...

Oh, it's too bad
that you won't
be there, Tylor.

I'm making
a big announcement,

one that is going
to affect everyone.

A big announcement?

Retirement? Sir.

I hope you'll remember
who was loyal around here
and who was not.

My time has come.
I must call Mother.

So what are
the big plans,
Double T?

- The big...
- Oh, well...

You know what?
Look at the time.

We've got to...
We've got to get
to that Laugh Floor, huh?

They are not paying us
to watch TV.

Whoo!

Hmm.

So, are you ready
to tell me what your big,
secret plans are now?

Mmm.

Is this flavor new?

Tastes like sour milk.

Mmm. So good.

You ready to tell me now?

Jeez. No.

You ready to tell me now?

Or now...

Or now!

Why is it so important
that I tell you what
my plans are anyway?

Red light!

Because we're
best friends, Tylor.

I tell you everything
about my life.

You know what? Forget it.

If you really
don't want to tell me

what your big, secret
plans are, that's cool.

Thank you.

I know what
you're doing.
Hmm?

What?

What? What am I doing?

Cute.
Hmm. What am I doing?

What am I doing?

What am I doing?
Fine, fine.

Fine. You win.
You want to know
what I'm doing tonight?

I'm having dinner with
Johnny Worthington.

Johnny Worthington!

FearCo Johnny Worthington?

Hey!
Quiet, quiet, Quiet.

We talked a little
at the C.R.E.E.P. show,

and afterwards
he invited me to dinner.
Uh-uh.

Well, his assistant did.

Oh, my gosh.
What do you think he wants?

I think he just wants
to get to know me.

Do you think Johnny
wants to be your BFF?

Because he should know
we're BFFs.

And that last "F"
means forever.

So you're stuck with me,
well, forever.

Oh, oh, that's what
you're worried about?

Val, come on.
You and I are a team, Okay?

I am not going
anywhere.

Pinky swear?

Pinky swear.

Huh.
What?

I never noticed,

but for a huge monster,
you've got incredibly
tiny hands.

Uh, they are perfectly
normal-sized.

Thank you very much.

Sure. Right.

But...
Oh, so teeny.

Hmm. Hmm, hmm, hmm.

Mr. Worthington
is not arrived yet.

Michel. Table.
Oui. Right this way, monsieur.

You make my four hearts
beat faster, my love.

Are your kids
going to eat?

Happy anniversary, dear.

- I love you the mostest.
- Yes, I do.

Monsieur.

Ah. Thank you very much.

That is
Mr. Worthington's seat.

Oh, it is?
Oh, so sorry.

I'll just, I'll just, uh...
I'll just move over here.

That was the seat,
not me.

Hmm.
See? Look. Huh?

And there he is.
Oh.

Tylor Tuskmon.

Oh, Mr. Worth... Oh!

Uh, so, so, Johnny.
I'm so, so sorry.

Sorry I kept you waiting.

Look at you in a suit.

Looking sharp, kid.

Thanks.
It's my grandfather's.

He's dead.

- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Don't be.

He died a long time ago,
so it's not sad.

I mean, you know,
it was sad at the time.
Is this going well?

I feel like
I'm over-sharing.

You are.
Uh...

Long day.

Let's order some drinks,
shall we?

Yes, let's.

I mean, you know,
if that's
standard protocol.

I mean, I don't know.

No. No, no, no, no, no.

- Oh.
- No, no, no, no.

No drinks? Okay.

Excuse me.
Come on, Sulley.

Let's go. Come on.
Class it up.

Want to start with
some appetizers then?

Oh, no.
Not an appetizer
fan either?

No, no, no.
Yeah, no.

Appetizers are great.

I love app... I just...
I need to wash my hands.

That's, that's,
uh, standard protocol.

Excuse me.
No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no.
Why are you here?

Whoa, oh! I thought
you were all going
to the Shrieky Tiki.

We did. But then Roze said
that tiki bars were
cloying reminders

of the dangers
of cultural appropriation.

We couldn't have lived
with ourselves if we stayed.

So you came here?
I didn't know you'd be here.

If you recall,
you weren't exactly
forthcoming this morning.

Oh, by the way,
you have to try
the phlegm brulee.

I hear it's...
Chef's kiss.

Okay, okay.
It's all gonna be okay.

No one saw me.
We just have to...

Ty-Ty!
Oops.

You cancelled your very
important plans for me

and even came
to the wrong restaurant
knowing we would end up here.

Wow, you're good!

Uh, yeah. Yeah, I know
you love a good surprise.

You look spiffy,
but you're dressed
all wrong.

You know,
working at MIFT
these past 40 years

has been like a vacation
for me every day.

So I asked everyone
to dress like they were
coming to my beach party!

Oh, I'm having
a beach party!

And if any of you
want to feel
a nice ocean breeze,

I'm happy to blow
in your face.

Oh, I'm so glad you came
because we're about
to start the toasts.

Sulley, forget that you were
part of one of the worst
moments in television history.

Just relax and,
you know, have a drink.

When I sing scareoke,

people are not gonna
know what hit them.

Okay, so I think
I have a plan.

Me, too.
You need to
clone yourself.

What? No. No.
I was thinking I'd go back and
wrap things up with Johnny.

Then once he leaves...
Clone yourself

No, you can help make sure
I don't get caught.

Okay, well, since the science
doesn't exist for my plan yet,
let's do yours.

We're a go for operation
"Don't Get Caught."

Does it need a name?
Of course. Hmm. We'll probably
need code names, too.

I'll be Unicorn Sparkle.

You can be Donut Head.
Donut Head?

Yeah, I'm not sure
we need code names
for this.

Fine. I'll be Donut Head,
but it literally makes
no sense.

Wish me luck.

Hands are clean
and very normal-sized.

I hope you don't mind.

I took the liberty
of ordering.

I can tell you feel
a little uncomfortable here,

so let me cut to the chase.

When I saw you
in our Scare Simulator
at the C.R.E.E.P. show,

I knew I was watching
something special.

You could be
one of the greats.

A legend.

A legend?

Well, yeah,
I don't know about that.

Hey, don't be
so modest.

You know, you remind me
a lot of myself
when I was your age.

I do?
After I graduated
Monsters U...

Thanks, that's, uh...
...my father wanted me
to join the family company.

I said, "Join FearCo? Ugh."
Oh. You're still going.

"Dad, that's your thing."

But he said,

"Scaring is our thing."

Thank you. I'm...
That's enough.

Oui, monsieur.

My father always said,
"You can't escape who you are,
so just embrace it."

Just embrace it.

And to this day,
I carry a memento around
to remember that.

Whoa!
Your dad's rookie card?

That's... that's worth
a fortune.

That's why I always
keep it right here.

It reminds me
where I came from.

You know,
we're a Feartune 500
company now,

but I guess I still see
FearCo as a little
family business.

Tylor?

Oh, uh, family business.
We have a hardware store.

Uh-huh.

Do you wanna work
in a hardware store, Tylor?

Or do you want to be
a top Scarer at FearCo?

That's why I invited you
to dinner.

I wanna offer you a job.

Job?
A job.

A job.
Like a "job" job?

That's... Wow.
That... You just...

Okay, let me just
dry off and I will

get right back to you.

Job, job, FearCo job.

Okay, okay.

A scarer job at FearCo.

That's good.
Is that good?

That poem
and this interpretive dance

merely scratch the surface
of what Fritz means to me.

Someone who inspires us
to greatness every day.

- To Fritz!
- To Fritz!

I would not want
to follow that.

Tylor. You're up.
Whoa.

Uh...

Huh? Oh...

Okay, well, first, you know,
everything Roger said.

Uh, what? Stretch?

What are you...
What are you...
Fritz is stretchy?

Oh, uh, Fritz,

you know, is flexible,
a very important trait
in a leader.

Uh, you know,

I used to work
with him at MIFT,

but now I'm a Jokester,
and I am really, really
happy there.

- Hmm.
- Uh, mostly.

I mean, no one loves
their job every day.

Um, well, you know,
except maybe Fritz.

Yes, I absolutely do.

Uh, anyway, yeah,

I always saw Fritz
as a father figure,
so I am reminded of something

my own father used to say.

Uh, yeah, he used to say,
"You can't escape
who you are..."

I can't escape this toast.

"You, you can't escape
who you are,

"so just embrace it."

I gotta pee.

That was weird, right?

Ah, all dry now.
Sorry about that.

And, uh... Oh, yes, yeah,
I brought you a drink.

Uh, it's half-full.

Half-full because
I am an optimist.

Thanks. Look, I'm sure
my offer came out of the blue.

I didn't mean
to overwhelm you,

but I wrote down
what a starting salary

as a FearCo Scarer
would look like.

Oh, wow, that's...
Look at all the zeroes you put
on the end of those numbers.

Trust me, you're worth it.

Ahem. Pardon.

A call for
Monsieur Tuskmon.

For me?
Oui.

Sure. Yes. Um...

- Hello.
- Donut Head.

It's Unicorn Sparkle.

Uh, sorry,
I need to take this.

No problem.
It's a lady...

It's Unicorn Sparkle.

I mean, it's my mom.
My mom, of course,
is a lady.

What?
No, this is Val.

Those were our
code names, remember?

Wait, your mom
calls you Donut Head?

What is going on?
We're taking a group picture,
and Fritz wants you in it.

Ugh. Fine.

Okay, just tell him
I'll be right there.

Tell him yourself.
You're right in front of me.

Bye.

Ty-Ty. Val.
Come on.

We've been
waiting for ya.

Nice tie, Tuskmon.

Okay, let's hurry up
and take this picture,

so Fritz can tell us
he's retiring.

All right. First,
the lighting and the
composition must be perfect.

Happy. Yes!
Happier!

You can do it!

No, no, no, no, no.

These are uninspired garbage.

We must dig deeper.

Wow. Looks like
we got ourselves
a real professional.

Oh, I am
very happy with this one.

Who is this gorgeous creature
in front of me?

Great. Thanks again.

Now, we must
take a silly one.

Silly one?
Silly one.

This guy's a pro.

Three, two, one. Silly!

Now you're afraid.
There is something
chasing you.

Now you are
chasing something.

Now you really need
to use the restroom,
but it is closed.

Now they opened
it again. Closed it.

Opened it. Closed it.

People are laughing at you.

You're ashamed.

You ate something
that does not agree with you,
but you agree with it.

You just ate
something crunchy.

Mmm Mmm. Mmm.

So how's your mom?

Uh, she's okay, I guess.

Uh, why?

Well, she just called you.

Oh, right, that.
Yeah, she's just...
She's co-dependent.

So always calling.

You know, I think I see
what's going on here.

You do?
You're playing hardball.

No, no.
I respect the move.

Never take the first offer.

Very smart.

So, what do you say now?

Oh, excusez-moi,
Monsieur Tuskmon.

Your car is being towed,

because it's on fire.

Dangerous fire.

So big, so fiery.
Not tres bon.

So you need to move it
right away.

Come with me.
Excusez-moi. Pardon-moi.

Uh, waiter.
Can I order some...
No!

This place
really is French.

Towing a car on fire?

That's what you
came up with?

I was thinking
on my feet.

Anyway, we're about
to start scareoke,

and Fritz wants to sing a song
with everyone, including you.

What song
do you want?

I don't know. Anything.

Screamie In a Bottle?

Really? Is that even
in your range?

Sorry about that.
It turns out it wasn't even
my car being towed.

Hmm. And on fire.
And on fire.

Yep, yep. Not my car,
because I don't even
have a car.

You know, I just, uh,
just remembered that.

Wow! Smells good
in here.

Is that screamed spinach?

- Ooh.
- That waiter.

That was your friend
from the football game,
wasn't it?

You think my friend
is a waiter here?

Uh, no, I seriously doubt it.

Tylor. I know everyone
who works here.

Tell her she's got
to work on her accent.

Hey, I see what this is.

Yeah. I...
Sorry.

This was all a...

An elaborate ruse
to get you a company car.

Am I right?

Guilty.
Let me guess.

You probably want something
with a lot of power too.
Vroom, vroom.

You can see
by these speed lines,
it'll be very fast.

Ugh, seriously?

What is going on?

What?
What? You don't hear that?

Uh, maybe, yeah.
I... I hear some...

I'm so sorry.
It's never this
loud in here.

I'll take care...
No, no, no.

Let me handle this.

You know what?
Why not get a dessert going?

- I hear the phlegm brulee is...
- Chef's kiss.

Uh, you probably
knew that.
Be right back.

Occupied.

# Sleepin' soundly right here

# And now we'll creep in
and fill his night with fear

# So bring your big roar
and your sharp claws too

# We're gonna scare this kid
and his sister, too #

Come on, now...

What the...
That's a bit rude.

Oh, Tylor did it.

What gives, man?
It was just
getting good.

Just getting good?

Uh, yeah.
Yeah. Sorry.

Well, I just...
I shut that off
because, um... Fritz!

Fritz! Hey, didn't you have
a big announcement to make?

That's right.

Your big announcement.

Everyone quiet!

Fritz, the floor
is yours.

Okay. Thank you all
for this wonderful party.

Wow, this is hard.

Today isn't just
my 40th work anniversary.

It's also the end
of an era for me.

Now, some of you have
probably been expecting this
for a while.

But here we go.

I am cutting back
to one Drooler Cooler
a day.

Huh?

I didn't think I could
get through that.

Oi, you said we'd pop him
after he made
the big announcement.

Yeah, I meant when he
announced his retirement.

I'm not retiring.

Not retiring? But...

I'm not getting
your job?

Oh, boy.
I can't afford
that hot tub.

I bought three hot tubs.
I gotta call Mother.

Ugh, she's gotta
cancel the order.

Ugh.
Get outta my way!

Mmm-hmm.

Uh...
Sullivan.

Johnny?
Well, Johnny Worthington.

To what do we
owe the displeasure?

I was just having
dinner by myself.

Probably because
no one likes you.
Mike.

Look, I get why
you're mad.

What happened on
Jack and Jill
this morning...

That wasn't fair.

I'm sorry.
Huh. I appreciate that.

Oh! And congrats
on your presentation
at C.R.E.E.P.

I heard it got
a lot of buzz.

You know, we really
should sit down and talk about
how we could work together.

Maybe kickstart
an energy roundtable.

You know, see if
Laugh Power
has potential.

Potential?
Ha! Of course
it has potential.

It's the future.

Thanks, Johnny.
I'd like that.

Hi, Johnny Worthington.

It was, uh,
Taylor, right?
Oh, um, Tylor.

Sorry. Tylor.

Yeah, no, I... I get, uh,
I get Taylor a lot, so...

Nice to see you.

I hope we bump into
each other again soon.

Good night, everybody.

Bye.
Yeah. I'd like to bump
into you. In my car.

You're not actually
gonna sit down with that
no-neck narcissist, are you?

Mikey.
He's a changed monster.

College was 20 years
and 200 pounds ago.

Maybe we can bring
some laughs to FearCo.

Ugh.
Oh!

I think you're up
at scareoke again.

I Scare You, Babe?

Wow. We really got
to update these songs.

Okay? All right.
I'll go sing it.

But then we're talking
more about Johnny.

Maybe I'll sing it twice.

Got to feel out the room.

Oh.

Did you taste this?
Mmm-hmm. Sure did.

Chef's kiss.

I can't believe
we pulled this off.

I mean, I couldn't have done
Operation "Don't Get Caught"
without you.

You think we can
keep our code names?

Uh, only if I get
to be Unicorn Sparkle.

You left this
in the closet, monsieur.

Oh, uh, right.

Pardon-moi, monsieur.
We are closing,

and as you can see,
I have plans.

Oh!

We'll take
our food to go.

Pierre.

What's that?

Huh.
It's Johnny's Scare card.

He, uh, must have dropped it.

Okay, so...
Tell me everything.

What did Johnny want?

Uh, he offered me a job

as a Scarer at FearCo.

What?

What did you tell him?

Things got so crazy,

I didn't have a chance
to answer.

Well, what are you
gonna tell him?