All language subtitles for Knuckles s01e03 The Shabbat Dinner.eng

? Oh...

? Oh-oh-oh

? Who's the hunter?
Who's the game? ?

? I feel the beat
call your name ?

? I hold you close in victory ?

? I don't wanna tame
your animal style ?

? You won't be caged
from the call of the wild ?

? Shooting at the
walls of heartache ?

? Bang bang

? I am the warrior

? Well, I am the warrior

? And heart to
heart, you'll win ?

? If you survive

? The warrior

? The warrior

? Shooting at the
walls of heartache ?

? Bang bang

? I am the warrior

? Well, I am the warrior

? And heart to
heart, you'll win ?

? If you survive

? The warrior

? The warrior

Stay hidden until I
give you the signal.

Why?

- 'Cause I think you're
gonna freak people out.

Hi, Mom. I'm home.

Wade, my little hamentashen!

How long has it been?

Well, I can tell you
exactly how long it's been.

Two years, three
months, and 13 days.

Not that I'm
marking my calendar.

Clearly. Uh, listen, Mom,
it's good to be home.

I-I do have something to...

'Sup, Wade?

- 'Sup, Wanda?
- I gotta tell you.

If you're back here because
you lost your squad car again,

you wanna borrow Mom's Volvo,

mm, don't bother.

Volvo is too much
car for you anyways.

Wanda...

Maybe you should just
stick to embarrassing yourself

on the little baby scooter you've
been taking on duty instead.

- Wanda!
- Know what's embarrassing?

- What?
- You wearing a windbreaker inside.

- Oh, Wade.
- There's no wind in here. That's insane!

I bet my whole life is
insane to a local cop like you

'cause I'm out there
breaking cases, dude.

I'm going undercover.

I'm working for the FBI...!

What is that? Why
do you say it like that?

That's how everybody
in the FBI says it.

Then they should
reprint the jackets.

That would be so dumb, Wade.

Why are you here?
Why is she here?

Yo! I'm here protecting
the SODOTOTUS.

Okay...

That's the Secretary of the Department
of Transportation for the United States.

He's rolling in, and
I'm working his 'cade.

That means motorcade.

That's what we call it in
the FBI because it saves

valuable seconds so
we can save more lives.

- Mm-hmm.
- Are we done?

- Mm-hmm.
- Mom, I need to tell you something.

- I, uh, brought someone here.
- Oh.

- Oh! A friend?
- Yes... Oh, well...

- A girlfriend?
- Mm...

Is she Jewish?

Great Matriarch
of the Whipple clan.

I bow my head to you in respect,

and I thank you for
giving us safe harbor

in our time of need.

Oh...

Probably shoulda opened with
your introduction in retrospect.

It's okay. I'm good. I'm fine.

So... he's from space.

Allegedly.

Yes.

I do apologize for fainting.
It was very rude of me.

You're my guest.
Welcome to our home.

- We will not be here long.
- Yeah, maybe just the night,

and then we'll
be outta your hair.

Yo, I don't care
who this guy is,

I'm still gonna have to
check him for weapons.

You dare draw a weapon on me?

What is this sorcery?

Wade... Wade!

You have a metal detector on you

- even when you're not on duty?
- I'm never not on duty, bro.

- Damn, that's a good line.
- Wanda, he's a guest.

- Yes, Mom.
- So...

- Knuchles...
- Knuckles.

Knuckles.

- Knuchles! That's what I said.
- Knuckles.

Knuchles. Wade...

You're not saying that. You're
making, like, a "c-h" sound.

- You're saying "ch."
- Yeah, it's weird.

- It's like... It's not like a dessert.
- Knuchles!

Enough. I would so love it

if you would join us for dinner.

A ceremonial meal?

With the Chief of
the Whipple clan?

It would be my great honor.

I'll just put out
two extra places.

- Wait a minute. It's not... Is it?
- Please.

Join us for Shabbat dinner.

No! No!

Let me go!

- Wade, what is happening?
- We gotta get outta here.

For the last few decades, every
single Whipple family Shabbat dinner

has been nothing but
deceit, betrayal, and violence.

- So, is he Jewish?
- - Uh, y-yeah, on his, uh...

- Half, I think.
- Uh, mother's side?

- I was about to say, I think so.
- Oh good, oh good.

I don't know why it's important
that it's the mom's side,

but just say that it is.

I don't ask you about the
millions of grapes you eat.

You leave my grapes out of this.

Mom! You made all
of my favorite foods,

even the ones from the
most obscure Jewish holidays!

Everything looks so...

- brown.
- What a feast!

I am famished, but
where are the grapes?

They're in the wine, buddy.

Ah!

Welcome, everyone. Mm.

Family members and guests.

Now... Knuchles.

I'm not sure how
much you know...

about the traditions
of the Jewish people.

I know very little,

but I admire your tiny hats.

Ha.

And I assume with
a feast like this,

the epics must tell

of your great victories
on the battlefield.

At first glance, I thought you
to be a malnourished weakling.

- Oh.
- But when you were cutting that meat,

I noticed your arms
are quite muscular.

- Oh.
- Like a warrior!

Oh! Well.

Thank you, Knuchles.

I do Pilates three times a week.

- Wade, I like your friend.
- Okay. Weird.

Shabbat is the day of rest.

It's about home.

Every Friday, for three hours,

the Whipple family,
whoever's here,

sits and eats together

until the Shabbat
candles burn out.

And traditionally, the
women of the home...

The women of the home
light the candles. Wanda?

- Meh.
- Wanda, if you could help me.

No way, Mom! I'm on a work call.

SODOTOTUS might
go to Macaroni Grill.

- Wanda.
- What?

- No phones at the table.
- It's work, Mom!

Alright. I'll do it myself.

Baruch atah Adonai,

Eloheinu melech ha'olam,

asher kidshanu b'mitzvotav...

- That's my spoon.
- Mm-mmm.

That's my spoon. It's not your
spoon. Your spoon's over there.

No, that's Knuckles' spoon.

- That spoon in your hand is my spoon.
- Oh.

Oh, you know what?
Sorry. That is your spoon.

Where'd it go? Hey, Nolan
Ryan, where'd you throw it?

- It went under the little table.
- Hahaha! So fun!

- It is. It's awesome.
- So funny!

Ugh. It's gross.

Alright. Everyone, dig in.

So, Knuchles...

tell me about your family.

My people were killed
by a race of giant owls.

- Owls?
- I am now the last of my tribe.

Oh.

Our tribe has been through
some tough times, too.

Minus the giant owls.

He's basically Jewish.

- How's the food?
- Mm!

- Delectable! This soup!
- Aw.

I've never seen balls so plump

and swollen with flavor.

Yo, your friend is wild.

And you say this is fish,

yet it has the consistency
of a wet sponge.

I cannot stop eating it.

Gefilte fish.

One of our planet's
greatest mysteries.

Oh, let me get you
some more, sweetie.

Now,

tell me about these owls.

Hey. How'd you get
involved with this weird alien?

Look, it's not a big deal,
but I've been working

with a secret global law
enforcement agency called GUN.

Actually, you know what?

It's a huge friggin' deal.

There's no government
agency called GUN.

That's the fakest name
I've ever heard, Wade.

Hm.

Plus, if they were
lookin' for people,

why would they recruit a
small-time cop like you?

Look, I can't
really talk about it,

but I happen to know a guy who
knows a guy who knows a guy.

And I'm doing all this work
pro bono, which means for free.

- I know.
- It's mostly international stuff,

but it does tend to point
sometimes intergalactic.

Way above the FBI pay grade,

so you probably
wouldn't understand.

No, I knew what it
is. I've heard of GUN.

I know what it
is, and I actually...

I actually know
a guy there, too.

You know someone from GUN?

Yeah, I do.

Mm-hmm. What guy
do you know at GUN.

Jim...

Jim Gunagent.

The GUN agent you know
is named Jim Gunagent?

Yeah. That's right.
Who do you know there?

Who's your guy? Oh,
who's your guy at GUN?

The guy I know is actually...

also named Jim, uh, Gunagent,

so I guess we probably
know the same guy.

Oh. Cool, cool, cool. So, I
guess we both know Jim.

I guess we both know
Jim. Cool, cool, cool.

Wade! Did you know

that Knuchles almost
destroyed the entire planet,

and then ended
up helping save it?

- Yeah, Mom, I was there.
- Oh.

And I'd gladly do it again,

should I need to protect
the Master Emerald.

Oh! And Wade also contributed.

Thank you.

- That's my son.
- Ooh! Sounds so important.

I'm just wondering,
like, what'd you do?

Like, were you
picking up coffees,

or were you dropping
off their dry cleaning?

If you must know what
I did, right at the time

that the head bad guy was
gonna attack, I said "Hey,"

and distracted him
for a split second.

- And then, Sonic really took care of it.
- Sounds highly unlikely!

Wanda, back off.

Mom! I'm just asking what
he did on that day, okay?

And he's saying crazy things!

I don't know why you
always have to side with him!

Oh, Wade. No, you, too.

I didn't even say anything!

Doesn't matter. I
saw it on your face.

The two of you.
Ugh. I mean, I swear.

If I could just have
a moment of peace.

Ow!

- You suck. Sor...
- Wade!

- Language!
- I'm sorry, Mom, but she sucks so bad.

You suck.

Ow!

Mom! You wanna
fight? Let's do this.

Okay, let's go.

So help me God,
do not make me use

Krav Maga in my own home!

- She's right.
- What is this Krav Maga?

She used to be an instructor.

Krav Maga, Israeli self-defense.

Pretty hardcore stuff.

I see. You train
warriors as well.

You know what?
Wh-Whatever, Mother.

Okay, you can't threaten us
with your Jewish karate chops

because I am a federal agent!

Okay? I refuse to
be spoken to like this

from a local police officer!

Federal agent this,
federal agent that.

You know what, sounds like to me

someone doesn't really
know Jim Gunagent.

- Uh, do you?
- Uh, no because he doesn't exist!

I knew it! You liar!

Yeah, you knew it so
much, you walked right into it.

What did I do to deserve this?

How many years of
Shabbat spent alone?

Now, both my children
are finally home,

and this is what I get?

I'm sorry, Mom. It's...

Oh!

Oh! Ow!

Oh, God! Oh!

Oh, I would punch
you in the face right now

if you weren't an adult woman
and I wasn't an adult man

and that is just not
accepted. Oh, I hate you!

I'm going to my room!

Of course! Just go.
Leave me here. Alone.

Just like everyone.
Just like that...

good-for-nothing schmuck!

He's not a schmuck.

He's my dad.

Well, I'm glad I came.

Another classic
Whipple family Shabbat.

At least I'm not
all alone this time.

? The midnight train

? Is whining low

? I'm so lonesome I could cry ?

? I've never seen
a night so long ?

? When time goes crawling by ?

Hey. It's me.

Round up the guys.
Got us an easy catch.

Mm-hmm.

This one's definitely
gonna run home to mama.

? To hide his face and cry ?

Um, don't come in here!

Wade? Are you injured?

I thought I heard the
quiet sobs of a child.

I know. I don't know what you heard
because everything in here is fine.

I'm just, uh, curled up in
the fetal posish, you know?

My mental health
has never been better.

Your quarters are fascinating.

Yeah?

Oh, yeah.

My old room.

- What are these?
- My posters?

I got all the greats up there.

Stallone, Keanu,

Bryan Adams.

Gods.

Ah, yes. I see.

This is your pantheon of heroes!

Yeah. Spent a lot
of time in here alone.

Mostly dealing with my childhood
abandonment issues, but...

And who is this magnificent
and powerful man?

Oh, that guy?

"'Pistol' Pete Whipple." Wait.

This great bowling warrior
shares your family name!

Yeah.

That's 'cause he's my dad.

Your father is the champion?

He will be at the tournament?

Wade Whipple, is this
why we are going to Reno?

To confront and
dethrone your father?!

This quest only
grows more glorious!

What? No...

I didn't know that...
Are you telling...

Start from the beginning
'Cause wait a minute.

My estranged father is also gonna
be at the bowling tournament?

That is news to me.

Uh, definitely didn't
have anything to do

with my decision-making
process in the matter.

I see.

What is this?

That?

You wanna know what this is?

This is my old Discman.

Plays music. You
wanna see something cool?

Mm-hmm.

"Wadejammerz '99."

The single best CD
ever to be burned.

This mix is
front-to-back bangers.

I wonder if she still works.

And...

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you don't get quality
like this from the streamers.

Yeah, this is my jam.
You got to hear this.

Hm.

Ah. What does that mean exactly?

To have a jam?

It's like, um, your
favorite song.

I don't understand.

Like... You don't
have a favorite song?

No.

A jam is like something
that pumps you up.

You know, gets you jacked.

It gives you the courage
and bravery to do things

that are out of the ordinary.

Is it a form of magic?

It is a bit like
magic. You know,

I had a friend who, when
he listened to Alien Ant Farm,

could lift a Toyota
Corolla over his head.

- Swear to God, on my mom's life.
- Hm...

And this mix you
made, it has jams?

Oh, yeah. "Wadejammerz
'99"? Chock full of 'em.

You listen to this mix,

I guarantee you will be uttering
the phrase, "That's my jam."

My dad used to
say that all the time.

Your father. Is he...

- the "schmuck" of whom your mother spoke?
- That's the guy.

And he abandoned you?

Giving not a second thought
to his own flesh and blood?

Discarding his only son
like a piece of worthless junk!

Mm, your phrasing is
rather hurtful, but yes.

Every Friday
afternoon, my dad and I

would drive to
the bowling alley,

and we'd listen to this mix...

You know, it was our
thing, until it wasn't, but.

Hm...

And who is this?

Oh. That is... nothing.

Please don't look at that.
Please don't investigate.

Now, this is a warrior.

- Who is this?
- Uh, this is actually, um,

just a cardboard cutout of, uh,

Zap from the hit morning
show American Gladiators.

Ah, yes.

She definitely belongs in
your pantheon of heroes.

Yeah, yeah, she was a beast.
I've had her since I was a kid.

I actually didn't even
know I still owned it though.

But, what are these little
indentations on her shoulders?

Uh, nothing! Definitely not
where I hugged her too hard.

Dessert!

Dessert, everyone!

Uh, y-you know, y-y-you
should go for dessert.

I-I'm not really
feeling like it tonight.

Wade! These marks.

They seem to be everywhere.

Okay! Enough time
with Zap. Thank you.

Okay.

I'm sorry you had to hear that.

So, I spent the next 14 days

wandering through
an alien desert.

My enemies had ambushed
me and left me for dead.

Oh, God! Well, listen.

Joshua wandered for 40 years,

lost in the desert, looking
for the Promised Land,

so big whoop about your 14 days.

No offense.

Is this part of the
Jewish tradition?

To eat pies of
limes that are key

- and watch old movies?
- No, no Jewish. No, no.

- God no.
- Look, I got money to spend...

But we do like a good flick.

This is a Whipple
family tradition.

Every Shabbat, after
dinner, we'd eat dessert

and then watch a movie
till the candles burned out.

It was nice.

Why has this
tradition been broken?

Who knows?

Families, they drift apart.

Time. Yeah, well,

I guess this is
what my life is now.

Empty nester. It's pitiful.

You know, every Shabbat,
I light the candles myself.

I make the dinner,
the whole schmear.

I even make dessert!

And then, I sit back and
watch one of my old movies.

You know, even when the kids
are home, they can't be bothered.

Hm...

I don't understand.

This young streetwalker
with a heart made of gold.

Why do the others treat
her with such disdain?

Is it so wrong to
walk the streets?

Because they are ignorant
and judgmental, Knuchles.

But, you wait.

She'll get the last laugh.

I was in here yesterday.
You wouldn't wait on me.

Oh...

- You work on commission, right?
- Uh, yes.

Big mistake. Big. Huge.

I have to go shopping now.

I love her.

? Pretty woman!

Miss you, Dad.

Shabbat Shalom.

Well, that was a bad idea.

Ow! Why?!

You got a price on
your head, Whipple.

And I'm here to collect.

- What's so funny?
- Oh, nothing.

You just picked a fight with the
most dangerous warrior in the galaxy.

And I'm his favorite student.

That's gonna affect resale.

We've got company.

What the heck are
you supposed to be?

- Your worst nightmare.
- Nice chains, bro.

You look like you popped
out of a '90s video game.

Where do I put the quarter?

Smart move, genius!

You just broke into
a house full of cops.

You wanna give up now, or you
want me to give you about 14 seconds?

- Enough!
- Ah, crap.

FBI! Oh!

Aah!

Told you, loser.

Your move, creeps.

- Mother Whipple!
- Knuchles.

Protect the
candles at all costs.

Mm.

? Ve-nismecha

? Hava nagila, hava nagila

? Hava nagila ve-nismecha ?

? Hava neranena, hava neranena ?

? Hava neranena venis'mecha ?

? Hava neranena, hava neranena ?

? Hava neranena venis'mecha ?

? Uru achim, belev sameach,
Uru achim, belev sameach ?

? Uru achim, belev sameach,
Uru achim, belev sameach ?

? Uru achim...

- Mom!
- ? Belev sameach

- Sorry about the, uh, house.
- Mm.

You okay?

- Hm.
- Are you happy? Did I miss something?

My kids finally came
home for Shabbat.

The whole family came together.

To protect one another,
to care for one another.

What more could a mother want?

Thank you, Knuchles.

This... is the best damn
Shabbat dinner we ever had.

Good Shabbos,
sweetie. You, too, darling.

- Thanks, Mom.
- Good Shabbos, Mom.

? All the small things

? True care, truth brings

? I'll take one lift

? You're right, best trip

? Always, I know

? You'll be at my show

? Watching, waiting

? Commiserating

? Say it ain't so,
I will not go... ?

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