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PETE: Ah, so you guys are
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looking to plan a honeymoon
in the Hudson Valley, huh?
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Specifically, on this property
to which we are all bound, yes.
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Great choice. And you've come
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to the right travel agent, my friends.
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Because I believe I can get you
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into the most exclusive suite
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on the whole property...
Sam and Jay's room.
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- Well, that's intriguing.
- Yeah.
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Now, we'd have to wait until next month
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- when they're out of town, but...
- [BUZZING]
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Hold on, is that a bee?
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Ugh! What is happening?
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[SHOUTS]
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They fly right through us, Peter.
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But hot honey mustard,
he won't leave me alone!
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Ah! [PANTS]
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I think it's gone.
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What? Is it on my arrow?
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Peter...
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... you've crossed the ghost boundary.
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Wha...
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M-Maybe the boundary changed?
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Holy Toledo.
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I can cross the ghost boundary.
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Is that my ghost power?
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And I still have the fart thing.
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♪
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Pete, this is incredible!
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Hold up. So you're
telling me in all this time
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you've never tried
to leave the property?
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When I died, I was told we couldn't.
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And I'm one of those guys,
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you tell me I can't do
something, I say, "Okay."
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This is a game changer.
You could go anywhere.
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Pizza Hut, Domino's...
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You can go to exotic, far-off lands,
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like whatever is west of Michigan.
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Oh, the places I'd go,
the people I'd meet.
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You'd never see old Higgintoot again.
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Hello...
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Oh! [CHUCKLES] If I didn't have
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everything I need
right here at Woodstone.
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PETE: You know what? I'm good.
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I don't really need to go anywhere.
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Pete, what are you talking about?
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You've been given this gift
and you're not gonna use it?
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Don't you want to get out of here?
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I like it here. I'm comfortable.
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And we don't even know the
rules with this new power.
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I mean, what if I get amnesia
when I cross a state line?
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Or grow a second head? A mean head?
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Peter, get ahold of yourself.
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How can this super cool power
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make him seem even more lame?
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Don't you want to see your daughter
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or your-your grandson?
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Of course, if I was to go anywhere,
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that'd be the first place I'd go.
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But they're all the
way out in Philadelphia.
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I mean, I am not going that far.
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They're actually not
there right now anyway.
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According to the latest
Martino family newsletter,
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they just left for a
two-week trip to Saint Lucia.
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Wow. Good for Laura.
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And smart to book in the offseason.
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I bet she got a great rate.
[CHUCKLES] That's my girl.
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Hey, hon, I'm going to Deal Mart
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to get those cheap tiny
soaps that we tell the guests
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- are fancy tiny soaps.
- SAMANTHA: Guess what?
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Pete discovered his ghost power.
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He can leave the property.
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Pete! My man. [STAMMERS]
Is he out the door already?
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SAMANTHA: He actually
doesn't want to leave.
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He says he likes it here.
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Oh, I see what's happening here.
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We got a Shawshank situation.
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Is there any circumstance
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to which Jay will not apply that movie?
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It's like his Talmud.
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Pete's been institutionalized, babe.
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He's been here so long,
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he's afraid of the outside world.
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Yeah, Jay gets it.
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He's not saying that
as a good thing, Pete.
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Why don't we start you small?
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- You can go to Deal Mart with Jay.
- JAY: Great idea.
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I'd love to spend the day
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- with my favorite invisible bro.
- I don't know...
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You're afraid of running errands?
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You sound like my butler during
the consumption outbreak of '84.
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Come on, Peter. Don't be a dork.
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Am I using that pejorative correctly?
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Oof, when Nigel's slamming you...
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Okay, fine. I'll go. Okay? Happy?
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Let's go run some errands. Whoop-de-do!
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Yes! He's in, Jay.
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All right, great. Come on, Pete.
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Here we go. Come on, buddy!
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Dude, we're not pets.
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[WHISTLING]
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ALBERTA: Oh, man, you two
look really happy to be reunited.
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It's like my heart
find its missing piece.
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And loins also find their missing piece.
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- Aw. Big ole softie. [CHUCKLING]
- [GROANS]
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I'm gonna go smell Jay's spice rack.
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It's what I missed second-most
while I was in the well.
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[LAUGHS]
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- Owls.
- Owls.
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It's just so deeply weird.
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- [GROANS]
- Thor, you okay?
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Thor feel guilty about
something he not tell Flower.
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Is it that you slept
with Pete's widow Carol?
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Hmm. Should probably mention that, too.
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Even though that was
hero move to help Pete.
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Where is Carol? I haven't
seen her in a while.
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Oh, I heard she moved downstairs
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and is getting busy with
one of the basement ghosts.
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No, no, no. You're way behind.
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She has since moved to the shed
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and is now shacking up
with, wait for it... Baxter.
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- The fife guy?
- TREVOR: Oh.
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Ooh, she is tearing her way
through Woodstone. [CHUCKLES]
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Wait a second, Thor.
If it's not about Carol,
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what are you feeling guilty about?
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As you know,
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Thor thought Flower sucked off.
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So for a moon or so,
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Thor been...
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laying with...
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... Nancy.
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Potato sack Nancy?
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A basement ghost, huh?
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I'm not gonna lie,
I've thought about it.
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They're all nuts,
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and you know what they
say about crazy chicks.
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They possessed by Fenrir, yes.
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- Huh?
- ALBERTA: Thor,
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you have to come clean to your girl.
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No. Deny, deny, deny.
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Listen, as someone who's
been lied to by an ex,
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honesty is the best policy.
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Thor trust Alberta's brain more
than Thor trusts Trevor's brain,
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even though Alberta's
brain covered in ugly hat.
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Really don't like taking hat flack
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from a guy who wore a metal one
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- in a lightning storm.
- [GROANS]
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Thor tell Flower everything.
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Now, so you all wondering why
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Thor keep fling with
basement ghost secret...
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- No need.
- No, no.
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- You don't have to explain that one.
- It makes sense.
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Complete sense.
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Welcome to Deal Mart, Pete.
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You are gonna love it here.
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Everything you can imagine,
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and in quantities only doomsday preppers
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or youth centers could ever need.
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Good grape juice! This place is huge.
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This is like JCPenney on steroids.
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I bet the pharmacy aisle
blew your mind. Oof.
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There've been a lot of innovations
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in cold medication since your time.
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And yet, nothing for
adults in bubblegum flavor.
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Still.
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Bluetooth.
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- Oh.
- Man alive, I feel like Sam.
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Hold the phone.
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Five blades in one razor?
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There's literally no way
you could have more...
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Oh, my gosh, six!
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Okay, you've got to be a ghost.
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How did you... Oh, right. The arrow.
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I was murdered by a little girl.
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Where? In Sporting Goods?
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I haven't seen any paramedics yet.
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Did it just happen?
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Oh, no, no, no. I-I died back in '85.
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But bless your heart.
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Just love that I can
pass for newly dead.
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I'm so confused. How are you here?
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Oh, right. I guess I better get
pretty used to explaining this.
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I just found out my ghost power is
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I can roam wherever I want.
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Wow, that's incredible.
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My ghost power is making people forget
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why they walked into an aisle.
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Oh.
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I'm Mike, by the way.
And this here's Gloria.
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We were trampled to death
on Black Friday in 2005.
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We both went for the last big screen TV.
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I got it.
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Well, I'm Pete Martino. [CHUCKLES]
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Anywho, nice to meet you,
but I got to make sure
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- I stick with my ride.
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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Jay?
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Jay!
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MIKE: I got this.
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Wait...
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- What do I need in this aisle?
- [SNAPS FINGERS]
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Got her.
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There is something Thor
need to get off chest.
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Besides armor. [LAUGHS]
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- Small joke to begin.
- Wait.
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There's something I
need to tell you, too.
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Thor, my time in the well...
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... it was cold, dark and lonely.
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Must have been hard for Flower.
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It was hard.
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There were times I was
ready to give up hope.
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But do you know what gave me strength?
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Leg squats?
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Thor's been watching a lot of
Hard Knocks recently.
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You, Thor.
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I remembered that you
would never give up on me,
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and when I finally got out,
you would be here, waiting,
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ready to resume our
beautiful relationship.
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Mm-hmm.
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But, as alone as I felt,
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I know you must have felt just as alone.
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Now what did you want to tell me?
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Okay. Thor...
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want to tell you...
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that...
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Jay make cheesecake
last Tuesday. [LAUGHING]
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It's like regular cake
but with cheese, yes.
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Mm.
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Thor, this is something you can just
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kind of casually drop in a conversation.
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It doesn't really need all the buildup.
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[HONKS HORN] We're back!
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See? That wasn't so bad, was it, Pete?
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Uh, Pete's not in this car.
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Oh, and no need to tell
Sam about that stop sign
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that I accidentally ran through.
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Come on, buddy. Let's get inside.
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Oh, my God, he lost Pete.
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What do you mean Pete
isn't with me? Where is he?
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I don't know, Jay. You're
the one who lost him.
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- I can't see him!
- Oh, I'm panicking.
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Pete's too soft for this world.
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He must be so scared right now.
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And to think Alberta
talked him into this.
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We were all on board!
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You were sort of driving the train.
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Okay. Let's not panic.
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We'll just go back to Deal Mart.
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He's probably still there.
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Right. Or, um, one of
several other places.
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Wait, how many places did you go?
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Well, I started at Deal
Mart. Then the gas station.
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And then the comic book store,
which was on the way to Sonic.
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You went to Sonic?
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Yes. And then I went to a second Sonic
256
00:09:15,245 --> 00:09:17,202
because the first one's
milkshake machine was broken.
257
00:09:17,203 --> 00:09:19,074
Great. So we've narrowed
down Pete's location
258
00:09:19,075 --> 00:09:20,336
to the entire Hudson Valley.
259
00:09:20,337 --> 00:09:21,859
All right, we need to get moving.
260
00:09:21,950 --> 00:09:23,029
Okay, but fair warning,
261
00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:24,865
when you go to the car,
there's some trash from Wendy's.
262
00:09:24,866 --> 00:09:25,953
That is from yesterday.
263
00:09:25,954 --> 00:09:27,128
That has nothing to do with Pete.
264
00:09:27,129 --> 00:09:28,999
In retrospect, perhaps it was wrong
265
00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,740
to place all our trust in this man.
266
00:09:30,741 --> 00:09:32,133
And let history not forget
267
00:09:32,134 --> 00:09:33,569
the role Alberta played in all of this.
268
00:09:33,570 --> 00:09:36,095
You really want to talk
about history, Isaac?
269
00:09:37,357 --> 00:09:39,967
[CLICKS TONGUE] C-certain parts.
270
00:09:39,968 --> 00:09:42,970
Oh, God. It's almost
time to smell dinner!
271
00:09:42,971 --> 00:09:44,711
They're coming back for me, right?
272
00:09:44,712 --> 00:09:46,148
Sure they are, kid.
273
00:09:48,019 --> 00:09:49,368
What... what's going on?
274
00:09:49,369 --> 00:09:51,065
I was hoping you'd be gone by now.
275
00:09:51,066 --> 00:09:52,675
Store's closed, Pete.
276
00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:56,026
Deal Mart after dark.
It's a whole nother store.
277
00:09:56,027 --> 00:09:58,726
- Huh?
- BUTCHER: So, it's true?
278
00:10:01,032 --> 00:10:02,598
We got fresh meat?
279
00:10:02,599 --> 00:10:05,166
I appreciate you appear to be a butcher
280
00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:06,559
and you're making a meat pun,
281
00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:08,648
but I'm getting kind of scared.
282
00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:11,433
When the lights go out, they fight.
283
00:10:11,434 --> 00:10:13,174
[QUIETLY]: I don't want to fight.
284
00:10:13,175 --> 00:10:15,045
New fish has to fight.
285
00:10:15,046 --> 00:10:17,265
I'm not fish or-or meat.
286
00:10:17,266 --> 00:10:20,094
Although, right now I am
feeling kind of chicken.
287
00:10:20,095 --> 00:10:21,530
Just try to prove yourself, Pete.
288
00:10:21,531 --> 00:10:23,520
Otherwise, they'll keep
ripping you into pieces
289
00:10:23,521 --> 00:10:24,750
and letting you reform
290
00:10:24,751 --> 00:10:27,797
- over and over again.
- I don't like that.
291
00:10:27,798 --> 00:10:29,799
[ALL CHANTING]: New fish. New fish.
292
00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:30,974
- New fish.
- Just run Pete.
293
00:10:30,975 --> 00:10:32,802
- I'll block them.
- But where will I go?
294
00:10:32,803 --> 00:10:33,977
Anywhere but here. Just go!
295
00:10:33,978 --> 00:10:35,544
[LAUGHING EVILLY]
296
00:10:35,545 --> 00:10:36,676
Thank you.
297
00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:37,894
[CHANTING CONTINUES]
298
00:10:37,895 --> 00:10:41,507
- New fish. New fish.
- [SCREAMS]
299
00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,030
Not again.
300
00:10:43,031 --> 00:10:44,901
New fish. New...
301
00:10:44,972 --> 00:10:48,410
So, what did you want to
talk to me about, Thor?
302
00:10:48,411 --> 00:10:50,803
As you know, my girlfriend Flower's
303
00:10:50,804 --> 00:10:54,372
- back from the well, so... this, uh...
- Yeah.
304
00:10:54,373 --> 00:10:55,417
... it must end.
305
00:10:55,418 --> 00:10:59,248
And, uh, should be easy since
this mean nothing to both of us.
306
00:11:00,161 --> 00:11:01,292
Totally.
307
00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:03,076
I mean, I can't read,
308
00:11:03,077 --> 00:11:04,687
- but same page.
- And, furthermore,
309
00:11:04,688 --> 00:11:07,298
it would be nice if, uh,
you not tell anyone about,
310
00:11:07,299 --> 00:11:11,215
uh, us. Thor think that it
might hurt Flower's feelings
311
00:11:11,216 --> 00:11:12,956
if she find out that
312
00:11:12,957 --> 00:11:15,175
I seek solace in the arms of
313
00:11:15,176 --> 00:11:17,613
- basement dweller.
- Sure.
314
00:11:17,614 --> 00:11:20,180
Wouldn't want anyone's
feelings to get hurt.
315
00:11:20,181 --> 00:11:22,052
Great. And, uh,
316
00:11:22,053 --> 00:11:24,054
good talk. [LAUGHS]
317
00:11:24,055 --> 00:11:26,143
Well, here's the deal.
318
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:29,973
You want me to keep
silent about our bone fest,
319
00:11:29,974 --> 00:11:32,280
it's gonna cost you.
320
00:11:32,281 --> 00:11:34,282
Cost Thor how?
321
00:11:34,283 --> 00:11:36,936
Oh... [LAUGHS]
322
00:11:36,937 --> 00:11:38,374
You'll see.
323
00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:42,203
You'll see.
324
00:11:44,467 --> 00:11:47,033
I actually need to go this way.
325
00:11:47,034 --> 00:11:49,340
[BOTH LAUGH AWKWARDLY]
326
00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:51,168
Okay, I just need to get my bearings
327
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:53,126
and figure out where I am.
328
00:11:53,127 --> 00:11:55,259
I know this town.
329
00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:56,914
Heck, I grew up here.
330
00:11:57,741 --> 00:12:00,482
Barack Obama Ave. and Eli Manning Way?
331
00:12:00,483 --> 00:12:03,529
Who are they?! [CRYING]
332
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:06,314
[SCREAMS]
333
00:12:06,315 --> 00:12:08,621
What are you?
334
00:12:10,754 --> 00:12:11,884
Wait, stop following me.
335
00:12:11,885 --> 00:12:15,671
Stop following me, you R2-D2 from hell!
336
00:12:15,672 --> 00:12:18,195
[SCREAMING]
337
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:20,023
TREVOR: All right, Thor.
338
00:12:20,024 --> 00:12:21,981
It's your TV time. [SIGHS]
339
00:12:21,982 --> 00:12:25,594
Which episode of Vikings
will we be enjoying tonight?
340
00:12:25,595 --> 00:12:27,118
[CLEARS THROAT]
341
00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:32,688
Thor want to watch... This Old House.
342
00:12:32,689 --> 00:12:33,776
Really?
343
00:12:33,777 --> 00:12:36,431
Yes, there is episode where they focus
344
00:12:36,432 --> 00:12:38,258
on water heater repair,
345
00:12:38,259 --> 00:12:41,261
which Thor... enjoy very much.
346
00:12:41,262 --> 00:12:43,046
That sounds good.
347
00:12:43,047 --> 00:12:45,048
Great choice, Thor.
348
00:12:45,049 --> 00:12:47,312
Wish I had a seat, though.
349
00:12:48,182 --> 00:12:51,707
Okay. [CHUCKLES] Take mine. Yes.
350
00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:54,274
Why are you being so nice
to that basement dweller?
351
00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:56,059
Thor is nice.
352
00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:57,582
Is main thing about Thor.
353
00:12:57,583 --> 00:13:00,542
Really? 'Cause you mainly
talk about beheading people
354
00:13:00,543 --> 00:13:01,891
and ripping their throats out.
355
00:13:01,892 --> 00:13:04,416
Quick death is its own form of kindness.
356
00:13:06,029 --> 00:13:09,510
Well, we retraced Jay's
steps, and still no Pete.
357
00:13:09,511 --> 00:13:12,165
Oh, no, poor Pete. Did
you look everywhere?
358
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,689
Yes. We went to six
stores, one gas station,
359
00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:16,517
and a previously undisclosed Sonic.
360
00:13:16,518 --> 00:13:18,301
That location is good for fries.
361
00:13:18,302 --> 00:13:19,999
They all have different strengths.
362
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,653
You are a chef, sir.
363
00:13:21,654 --> 00:13:23,350
This guy's living my best life.
364
00:13:23,351 --> 00:13:25,308
I'm sorry, everyone. I
didn't mean to lose him.
365
00:13:25,309 --> 00:13:28,007
I-I do think it's worth
noting one last time
366
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,312
that I cannot see him
367
00:13:29,313 --> 00:13:30,836
because it still seems very germane.
368
00:13:30,837 --> 00:13:33,055
Well, I'm back.
369
00:13:33,056 --> 00:13:34,404
[ALL CHEERING] Pete!
370
00:13:34,405 --> 00:13:37,146
- Oh, my God! Jay, Pete's back.
- What? Seriously?
371
00:13:37,147 --> 00:13:39,018
- [LAUGHS] Oh!
- Get away from me.
372
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,280
Pete.
373
00:13:40,281 --> 00:13:41,760
I told you all I didn't want to venture
374
00:13:41,761 --> 00:13:43,588
out of the house, and
none of you respected that.
375
00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:46,373
You bullied me into leaving,
and guess what? I was right.
376
00:13:46,374 --> 00:13:49,071
But, on the bright side,
you did make it back.
377
00:13:49,072 --> 00:13:52,248
Barely. You guys have no
idea what I went through.
378
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:54,207
This was the worst night of my life.
379
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,470
- Oh...
- PETE: Oh,
380
00:13:56,471 --> 00:13:59,473
and thanks for telling me the
robots have taken over, Sam.
381
00:13:59,474 --> 00:14:01,257
Real helpful.
382
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,651
It's just so good to have you back, bud.
383
00:14:03,652 --> 00:14:06,175
See? Everything worked out, Sam.
384
00:14:06,176 --> 00:14:07,482
High five.
385
00:14:13,671 --> 00:14:16,364
What is that delectable aroma?
386
00:14:16,365 --> 00:14:18,061
SAMANTHA: Pete's still
refusing to talk to us,
387
00:14:18,062 --> 00:14:21,282
so we're having Jay lay
down a scent trap for him.
388
00:14:21,283 --> 00:14:22,718
Is that him? Is he in here?
389
00:14:22,719 --> 00:14:24,372
Yeah, Jay, she just told Pete
390
00:14:24,373 --> 00:14:26,287
that Pete's refusing to talk to us.
391
00:14:26,288 --> 00:14:28,594
Come on, Jay. Context clues.
392
00:14:28,595 --> 00:14:30,248
Sometimes, I think he doesn't even try.
393
00:14:30,249 --> 00:14:32,424
PETE: [SNIFFS] Mmm...
394
00:14:32,425 --> 00:14:34,295
Oh, is that a little
nose poking through?
395
00:14:34,296 --> 00:14:37,342
That's it. We got
s'mores for you to smell.
396
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,213
I'm still mad,
397
00:14:39,214 --> 00:14:40,697
but me turning down a
gooey marshmallow sniff
398
00:14:40,698 --> 00:14:42,400
isn't helping anybody.
399
00:14:43,740 --> 00:14:45,915
Oh, that's toasty.
400
00:14:45,916 --> 00:14:48,048
Pete, what happened to you out there?
401
00:14:48,049 --> 00:14:50,790
Deal Mart After Dark is what happened.
402
00:14:50,791 --> 00:14:52,052
I mean, when the lights are on,
403
00:14:52,053 --> 00:14:53,706
it's all low, low
prices and free samples,
404
00:14:53,707 --> 00:14:55,273
but then, it takes a turn,
405
00:14:55,274 --> 00:14:57,013
and Gloria's getting trampled
so I don't have to fight
406
00:14:57,014 --> 00:14:58,537
a butcher with a cleaver in his head.
407
00:14:58,538 --> 00:14:59,581
What's happening?
408
00:14:59,582 --> 00:15:01,322
It's honestly hard to say.
409
00:15:01,323 --> 00:15:02,976
I found myself alone and scared
410
00:15:02,977 --> 00:15:04,630
and being chased by some sort of droid
411
00:15:04,631 --> 00:15:05,805
that smelled like burritos.
412
00:15:05,806 --> 00:15:07,259
So how did you get home?
413
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:09,301
Well, luckily, from my
alive days, I remembered
414
00:15:09,302 --> 00:15:11,172
that the bus station was
at the north end of town,
415
00:15:11,173 --> 00:15:13,609
so I used the stars to guide me there.
416
00:15:13,610 --> 00:15:15,133
Then, I mapped out a bus route
417
00:15:15,134 --> 00:15:17,570
with the fewest transfers
and lowest fares.
418
00:15:17,571 --> 00:15:19,072
Why the lowest fare?
419
00:15:19,173 --> 00:15:20,877
Because I was already stealing,
420
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,009
I didn't want to make things worse.
421
00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:23,489
Sam, could you actually send
422
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,186
the transit authority
$1.25 when you get a chance?
423
00:15:25,187 --> 00:15:27,145
HETTY: Peter, don't you see?
424
00:15:27,146 --> 00:15:29,973
You used your scouting
and travel agent skills...
425
00:15:29,974 --> 00:15:31,671
two things that, up until this moment,
426
00:15:31,672 --> 00:15:34,500
seemed completely worthless...
to get yourself home.
427
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:35,762
Now, that's remarkable.
428
00:15:35,763 --> 00:15:37,633
Yeah, I-I know you were scared,
429
00:15:37,634 --> 00:15:39,026
but no one else could do that.
430
00:15:39,027 --> 00:15:41,637
I mean, I could probably have done it.
431
00:15:41,638 --> 00:15:43,465
Describe a bus.
432
00:15:43,466 --> 00:15:46,034
Give me a minute.
433
00:15:48,210 --> 00:15:49,690
Bus...
434
00:15:50,373 --> 00:15:53,071
Pete, maybe there's a reason
you were given this power.
435
00:15:53,072 --> 00:15:55,551
Think about it, you were a travel agent
436
00:15:55,552 --> 00:15:57,423
that never traveled anywhere.
437
00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:59,207
- That's kind of weird.
- Well, I was always busy
438
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,904
planning travel for other people.
439
00:16:00,905 --> 00:16:02,341
Plus, looking at a pamphlet
440
00:16:02,342 --> 00:16:04,647
can be just as good as going somewhere.
441
00:16:04,648 --> 00:16:05,996
You wouldn't believe
442
00:16:05,997 --> 00:16:07,955
this brochure for Bali I saw one time.
443
00:16:07,956 --> 00:16:10,610
All of the sights without the sunburn,
444
00:16:10,611 --> 00:16:12,133
jet lag, or aggressive monkeys.
445
00:16:12,134 --> 00:16:14,614
Peter, it seems like you never traveled
446
00:16:14,615 --> 00:16:15,702
because you were afraid.
447
00:16:15,703 --> 00:16:17,530
Of the monkeys? Of course I was.
448
00:16:17,531 --> 00:16:19,401
They bite and steal sunglasses.
449
00:16:19,402 --> 00:16:20,837
No, afraid of living.
450
00:16:20,838 --> 00:16:23,231
When you were alive, you
were always playing it safe,
451
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,146
and still ended up with
an arrow in the neck,
452
00:16:25,147 --> 00:16:27,017
but now, you're being
given another chance.
453
00:16:27,018 --> 00:16:30,238
At the very least, do it for
us. We can't go anywhere exotic.
454
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,806
For God's sake, Nigel and
Isaac are planning to honeymoon
455
00:16:32,807 --> 00:16:35,156
- in Samantha and Jay's room.
- What?
456
00:16:35,157 --> 00:16:37,637
Think about all the amazing
experiences you get to have.
457
00:16:37,638 --> 00:16:38,986
I know I for one can't wait to hear
458
00:16:38,987 --> 00:16:40,554
all your stories when you get back.
459
00:16:41,381 --> 00:16:43,817
I guess there is some
place I'd like to go.
460
00:16:43,818 --> 00:16:46,646
Got it. Bus is the big
red one with the hose.
461
00:16:46,647 --> 00:16:48,691
- That's a firetruck, man.
- Damn it.
462
00:16:48,692 --> 00:16:51,390
[CLEARS THROAT] Flower, uh,
463
00:16:51,391 --> 00:16:53,435
Thor have something
Thor want to tell you,
464
00:16:53,436 --> 00:16:55,698
and want Nancyto hear.
465
00:16:55,699 --> 00:16:56,873
Okay.
466
00:16:56,874 --> 00:16:58,527
While you were away in well,
467
00:16:58,528 --> 00:17:02,183
Thor seek solace in arms of Nancy
468
00:17:02,184 --> 00:17:05,186
and also in...
469
00:17:05,187 --> 00:17:06,970
loins of Nancy.
470
00:17:06,971 --> 00:17:10,626
Oh... what are you doing, Thor?
471
00:17:10,627 --> 00:17:12,367
Taking back power.
472
00:17:12,368 --> 00:17:14,674
So, Flower,
473
00:17:14,675 --> 00:17:16,197
what you say?
474
00:17:16,198 --> 00:17:18,852
Well, you did think I
was gone forever, I guess.
475
00:17:18,853 --> 00:17:21,289
Yes! Is very important point.
476
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:22,508
- Well said.
- Yeah.
477
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,858
And I am glad you were sexually sated,
478
00:17:24,859 --> 00:17:28,296
so thank you for that, Nancy.
479
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,342
[LAUGHS] Yes.
480
00:17:30,343 --> 00:17:32,257
You are one cool chick.
481
00:17:32,258 --> 00:17:35,564
- Oh, Thor, you got yourself a good one.
- [LAUGHS]
482
00:17:35,565 --> 00:17:37,044
And don't worry,
483
00:17:37,045 --> 00:17:38,219
it was completely
meaningless for both of us.
484
00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:40,047
No feelings on either side.
485
00:17:40,048 --> 00:17:42,702
I don't know about
completely meaningless.
486
00:17:42,703 --> 00:17:44,486
What are you saying, Nancy?
487
00:17:44,487 --> 00:17:46,923
Well, I'm saying I was happy
488
00:17:46,924 --> 00:17:48,708
that you got rescued,
489
00:17:48,709 --> 00:17:50,840
but, if we're being totally honest,
490
00:17:50,841 --> 00:17:53,713
I was having fun with Thor,
491
00:17:53,714 --> 00:17:55,758
and it didn't feel
great when he asked me
492
00:17:55,759 --> 00:17:58,021
to act like none of this had happened,
493
00:17:58,022 --> 00:18:00,067
like I didn't even count.
494
00:18:00,068 --> 00:18:02,374
Thor, you said that to her?
495
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:03,462
[CHUCKLES]
496
00:18:03,463 --> 00:18:04,898
I can't believe you.
497
00:18:04,899 --> 00:18:07,205
That is so rude to Nancy.
498
00:18:07,206 --> 00:18:10,164
Why you mad at Thor? She's
the one blackmailing me.
499
00:18:10,165 --> 00:18:11,513
Because I was hurt.
500
00:18:11,514 --> 00:18:12,732
Yeah,
501
00:18:12,733 --> 00:18:14,473
I dress in a potato sack,
502
00:18:14,474 --> 00:18:15,909
but I have feelings.
503
00:18:15,910 --> 00:18:18,303
If you cut me, do I not bleed?
504
00:18:18,304 --> 00:18:20,522
Well, I don't. I mean, none of us do,
505
00:18:20,523 --> 00:18:22,089
but you get what I'm saying.
506
00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:25,963
Okay, Thor not want it
to come to this, but...
507
00:18:26,877 --> 00:18:28,965
... Thor apologize,
508
00:18:28,966 --> 00:18:32,404
which, as we all know, solve
everything with no consequence.
509
00:18:32,405 --> 00:18:34,320
I don't think so, Thor.
510
00:18:35,146 --> 00:18:38,540
So what does that mean for us?
511
00:18:38,541 --> 00:18:40,195
I don't know.
512
00:18:41,109 --> 00:18:43,154
I have to think about it.
513
00:18:45,156 --> 00:18:46,245
Flower?
514
00:18:47,246 --> 00:18:49,247
SAMANTHA: So, how did everything go?
515
00:18:49,448 --> 00:18:52,598
[SIGHS] Well, I stopped
the car, I waited for a bit,
516
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:55,078
and I'm fairly confident
that he got out.
517
00:18:55,079 --> 00:18:57,994
[SIGHS] Scary. Feels like
sending a kid off to college.
518
00:18:57,995 --> 00:19:00,127
Is it weird that I miss him already?
519
00:19:00,128 --> 00:19:02,956
The house feels so empty without him.
520
00:19:02,957 --> 00:19:06,394
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
521
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,962
Yeah. So quiet.
522
00:19:08,963 --> 00:19:11,486
I do hope everything goes okay for Pete.
523
00:19:11,487 --> 00:19:13,488
This is gonna be good for him.
524
00:19:13,489 --> 00:19:17,145
ANNOUNCER [OVER P.A.]: Now
boarding, Flight 709 to Saint Lucia.
525
00:19:18,015 --> 00:19:19,625
I'm going to meet my family.
526
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,191
Trip of a lifetime. [CHUCKLES]
527
00:19:21,192 --> 00:19:24,325
I know you can't hear me,
but I'm just so excited.
528
00:19:24,326 --> 00:19:26,980
Um, e-excuse me, sir.
I-I don't have a ticket,
529
00:19:26,981 --> 00:19:28,895
but a woman named
Samantha has promised me
530
00:19:28,896 --> 00:19:30,636
she'll send you $500.
531
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,203
Have a nice day. Thanks for the ride.
532
00:19:37,794 --> 00:19:39,534
Thor, we have a proposal for you.
533
00:19:39,535 --> 00:19:40,883
Okay.
534
00:19:40,884 --> 00:19:43,320
As you know, I care about you,
535
00:19:43,321 --> 00:19:45,104
and I know you care about me.
536
00:19:45,105 --> 00:19:47,977
- Is true.
- But Nancy also cares about you,
537
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:50,370
and I think you might
care about her, too.
538
00:19:50,521 --> 00:19:53,480
At least on a superficial boning level?
539
00:19:53,481 --> 00:19:54,960
Will allow. Sure.
540
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:58,224
Furthermore, you know that
I have an extensive history
541
00:19:58,225 --> 00:20:00,139
with polyamorous relationships.
542
00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:02,228
I think I know where this is going.
543
00:20:02,229 --> 00:20:03,969
So, what I'm thinking is,
544
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,667
the three of us... you, me, and Nancy...
545
00:20:06,668 --> 00:20:08,190
all form a throuple.
546
00:20:08,281 --> 00:20:10,239
And before you answer,
547
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,676
just know that I am deeply in.
548
00:20:12,677 --> 00:20:14,634
[SIGHS] She's a beautiful soul.
549
00:20:14,635 --> 00:20:17,289
- I'm a team player.
- [BOTH LAUGH]
550
00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:20,902
And as far as us just
being in two-person thing?
551
00:20:20,903 --> 00:20:22,773
Not currently on the table.
552
00:20:22,774 --> 00:20:24,297
Okay.
553
00:20:25,081 --> 00:20:28,823
Well, I guess we are...
554
00:20:28,824 --> 00:20:30,041
throuple now.
555
00:20:30,042 --> 00:20:32,043
- Yay!
- Yeah.
556
00:20:32,044 --> 00:20:33,828
Okay. Uh, yeah, you g...
557
00:20:33,829 --> 00:20:36,265
- And then I'll... Yeah, okay.
- FLOWER: Right there. Uh-huh.
558
00:20:36,266 --> 00:20:38,093
[LAUGHS] And then I'll do... Yeah.
559
00:20:38,094 --> 00:20:39,181
Oh. Ooh. Yeah. [MOANS]
560
00:20:39,182 --> 00:20:40,791
This is gonna be a train wreck.
561
00:20:40,792 --> 00:20:44,664
Full disclosure, I also
slept with Pete's widow Carol.
562
00:20:44,665 --> 00:20:46,755
Me, too.
563
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:53,000
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