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Voilà!
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Gordon?
Mm-hmm?
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Why does it smell
like burnt toast?
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Because I made you breakfast.
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Sweetie!
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Yeah, check it out!
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What is it?
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What do you mean, "What is it"?
It's clearly eggs Benedict.
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Oh, wow! Yeah.
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I wanted to do something
extra special.
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- Yeah, get in there.
- Mm!
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Mayonnaise?
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Yeah, it said hollandaise
in the recipe,
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but isn't that just French
for "mayonnaise"?
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Mayonnaise is French
for mayonnaise
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Oh. What's hollandaise?
Hollandaise.
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"Hollandaise."
I should have made you cereal. Stop it!
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It did look better in the picture.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Stop it. Come here.
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It's perfect.
Happy last day of school.
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In a few days, we're gonna be
in the Adirondacks,
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and we're gonna eat
amazing food
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and we're gonna drink lots
of beautiful wine.
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And sex.
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Lots of sex.
You're a miracle.
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Why not now?
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Where's my bone broth?
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Carrots are fucking perfect,
girls!
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Good morning, Jerry!
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Cool shoes!
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Mr. Kinski!
Yeah, buddy. I'm sorry.
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Mr. Kinski, thank you
for the extension.
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You're a lifesaver.
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Under the wire, Todd.
I knew you had it in you!
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Whoa! There she is!
Hey, Vinny!
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Saw that review. So, I guess
I won't be able to get a table
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no more now that the Times
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thinks you're
the next Nancy Silverton.
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When you have
the best heirlooms in town,
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you always get a table.
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What if you used to work
with her?
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- Ruby... Hi!
- Hello, Sophie.
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It's been a while.
Yeah, wow.
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Almost three years.
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You look great. Oh, thank you.
My, um, Pretty Woman look.
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Oh! How much?
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What are you doing in New York City?
Actually, looking for you.
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Oh, boy.
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"Doubt thou
the stars are fire,
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doubt that the sun doth move,
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doubt truth to be a liar,
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but never doubt I love."
Is that Billie Eilish?
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Billie Shakespeare.
Greatest bard to ever live.
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Now, do any of you know why
I chose to write much of my work
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in what's called
iambic pentameter?
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No.
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It's because it mimics
the beating of the human heart.
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Da-dum, da-dum, da-dum.
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What better way
to express love... and loss
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and the brevity of human life
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than the very ticking clock
that's in all of our chests?
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Excuse me! My lady doth beckon!
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Ooh!
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Um, discuss only Shakespeare.
Do I have your word?
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Definitely. It's summer in, like, an hour.
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Mm. Twirl a little?
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- Huh?
- Oh!
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You know what
pantaloons do to me.
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Well, guess what?
I'm gonna bring
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this entire outfit
on our vacation.
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Um...
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What?
Why are you not saying anything?
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Still not saying anything.
Please say something.
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I've been asked to interview...
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for the executive chef position
at the Frontenac.
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The Frontenac! That's amazing!
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That's the new place
in Greenpoint, right?
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I don't know what they cook.
I know It's fusion.
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They fuse something.
No,
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it's the Château Frontenac
in... in Quebec City.
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Quebec City, Canada.
Yeah.
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A little further north.
They're opening a new restaurant
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with this girl
I used to work with.
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Ruby Collins. Did I mention her?
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No. Not to me.
No?
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I was her sous-chef,
and now she's this huge deal,
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with, like, a Michelin star
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and cookbooks
and her own show and--
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So, you'd be moving home.
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Oh, my God, no.
It's... it's not an offer.
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She's just inviting three chefs
to, you know, refine her menu,
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and then she'll decide
who gets the job.
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And when... when's all this
happening? I haven't said yes yet.
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I, um,
I wanted to talk to you first
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because it would get in the way
of our trip upstate.
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Well, babe, are you kidding me?
Of course you have to say yes!
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This is everything
you've worked for.
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I mean, absolutely!
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This is-- This sounds like
a very big deal.
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What if I get it?
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Dad! Dad, please be home.
I'm in a hurry.
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I have 17 minutesbefore my next class.
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My life hangsin the balance, Dad.
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I swore I wouldn't leave
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until I finishedwriting chapter five.
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Which reminds me, I need youto pick up my gout medication.
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Enough with the intercom talk.
I'm in a hurry. Buzz me in!
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I was this close, Gord.
Not to riddle you with guilt...
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But you will.
...but I was right there.
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I was on the cusp
of figuring out why Mr. Devereux
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is suddenly called to the stand
by his paramour.
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But enough about my shitty book.
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What's your big emergency?
Isn't it a little early for Scotch, Dad?
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With your gout also.
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Not when you've had
writer's block for two months.
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Gotta fuel the fire
of creativity. Help yourself.
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You know, they... they tend
to frown on day drinking
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when you teach middle school.
I want to talk to you...
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- about Sophie.
- Aw!
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Well, it was never gonna last.
No, we're not breaking up.
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When it happens, I'll be here,
wasting away on a novel
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that won't even make it
to an airport kiosk!
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Can you listen to me
for one second?
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She just got offered this huge
job interview in Quebec City.
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And whether she gets it or not,
I realized that she's the one.
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I don't wanna be
with anyone else ever again.
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And... and I'm gonna
fly up there with her.
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Flying?
Yeah.
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You haven't been on a plane
since you were 13.
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You remember how that
panic attack went? I know.
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Luckily for the passengers,
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my little arms
weren't strong enough
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to get the emergency hatch out.
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But...
...I'm gonna do it.
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And that leaves me
to the real reason I'm here...
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Mom's ring.
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My God!
Yeah.
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My son is a genius!
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How so? Marrying Sophie
to get Canadian citizenship.
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It's brilliant!
No, Dad, I--
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It's gotta be a formality
to get your old man a passport.
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This country has been
in a goddamn free fall
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since Vietnam!
We gotta get up there
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and beat the rush. It's not an
immigration ploy. She's my soul mate!
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Say it just like that
to the people at the border.
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Dad, where is the ring?
The ring. The...
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Yes, of course. The ring.
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Mr. Devereux left it
in Daphne's carriage!
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That's how she knew!
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That's how I end
this God forsaken chapter!
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I'm gonna go check your bedroom.
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- I'm so excited to see you!
- I know, Mom.
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He's so excited to meet everyone.
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Did you tell him about Ruby?
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Yeah, I told him about Ruby.
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How did he take it?
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Well, not the whole story, but...
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You have to tell him!
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Listen, Mom, I have to go.
Can you just tell Dad--
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Listen to me!
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No, you listen!
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Tell him we're landing at 4:00.
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I will, but promise you'll tell him.
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- I love you. Kisses.
- I love you too!
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Shit.
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Check out this bling. What?
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I know. It belonged
to my great-grandmother,
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Gertrude. She came all the way
from Ireland aboard the Titanic.
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Isn't that crazy?
Against all odds, it survived,
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even though she was down
in third class,
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river dancing with Leo.
Isn't she nice?
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa. Okay.
Who's got eyes on it?
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Don't move an inch.
Nobody move an inch!
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That is a precious heirloom.
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Look down and see
if you see sparkle.
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I got it!
Thank you. Whoo!
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You just went from a B to an A,
young lady.
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Why is it rusty?
It's not rusty. It's an antique.
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That's not even a diamond.
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It's a diamond, trust me.
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It's just cloudy
from the seawater.
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Diamonds are a tool
of emotional manipulation
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contrived by baby boomers.
Okay, Greta Thunberg, thank you.
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Show and tell is over.
You guys are a bad buzz.
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Mr. Kinski?
Yes, Samuel, go for it.
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I think he's gonna say yes.
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Okay, well, he is a woman.
And I hope that she says yes.
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I mean, she doesn't care
about material wealth,
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like some people.
She likes simple things.
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- Then you're her man!
- Hilarious.
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Chase, I told you to try out
for improv. You chose hockey.
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All right, let's get into this.
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Oh, man! I really am late.
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I'm so sorry.
Have a great summer!
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And, uh, please read!
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The future of humanity
depends on it.
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Franklin, up high.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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if you could please returnto your seats and buckle up,
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we're going througha little turbulence.
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We'll resume drink servicemomentarily. Thank you.
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That's a lot of shaking, huh? I think that's
too much shaking. It's supposed to shake.
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It's like a car
on a country road. It's fine.
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I don't know if you clocked
the flight attendant.
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Not smiling.
And they're trained to smile.
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Okay, let me distract myself
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by working
on the things I memorized.
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Your father's name is Alphonse.
Your mother's name is Ginette.
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They met in high school.
Your sister's name is Juliette.
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She just had a baby.
Yep.
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And her baby daddy left her
and went back to Romania,
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so your brother, Junior,
hates him.
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But he's gonna love me
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if I bring up
mixed martial arts.
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Do you have any idea how hard
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this molecular gastronomy stuff
is?
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I... I... I really have to focus. Okay, focus, babe.
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No more from me.
Thank you.
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I'll just study
the safety card.
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These people on here
look way too happy.
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Who'd be smiling
if this happened?
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Why are they so happy
going down the slide?
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Did you watch
the safety demonstration?
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I don't even know where
my raft is. Where's your raft?
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Babe, if we crash,
there's no swimming or rafting.
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There's nothing,
except maybe the black box.
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Why would you say that?
Babe, come on, I gotta focus!
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Okay, but wow! Wow, wow!
That's not even funny.
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Is that a pill? Yeah, my father gave it to me.
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It's a relaxant.
He knows I'm not a great flyer.
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He said it'll take the edge off.
But you're drinking wine.
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Baby I've had only three
and a half glasses.
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I'm not flying the damn thing.
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Ay, ay, ay.
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Wow!
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All right. Now, I can relax.
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Welcome to Quebec City.
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Thank you!
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I don't know,
Peter, what color the pill was.
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Yellow-ish?
It tasted yellow-ish.
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Hang on a second.
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00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,049
Baby, I can't feel my face.
243
00:13:02,283 --> 00:13:03,984
Can you feel your face?
Check your face.
244
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,085
Oh, shit, Sophie!
245
00:13:05,286 --> 00:13:07,321
There's a fifty-fifty
I gave him a Quaalude
246
00:13:07,388 --> 00:13:08,289
instead of a Valium.
247
00:13:08,757 --> 00:13:11,526
A Quaalude? Listen,
the '80s were fucking bananas, man.
248
00:13:11,593 --> 00:13:14,295
Well, the '80s is happening
to your son's brain right now.
249
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,929
Well, tell himto have a good time.
250
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,464
It should wear off
in a couple hours.
251
00:13:17,599 --> 00:13:20,434
A couple of hours?
Do you know how much I love this woman?
252
00:13:20,502 --> 00:13:22,036
I gotta go.
I love you!
253
00:13:22,136 --> 00:13:23,437
Gordon, Gordon. You're shouting.
254
00:13:23,538 --> 00:13:26,040
You're shouting. Oh. my God.
Get it together, Gordon.
255
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,142
- Are you mad at me?
- I'm sorry, babe.
256
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,044
My father says
you're gonna break up with me.
257
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,412
I'm not gonna
break up with you, Gordon.
258
00:13:31,713 --> 00:13:34,649
You should! I don't deserve you.
Gordon, look at me.
259
00:13:34,783 --> 00:13:36,216
My parents...
Oh!
260
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,052
...are right outside
those doors, okay?
261
00:13:38,152 --> 00:13:39,353
I'll explain to them
what happened.
262
00:13:39,453 --> 00:13:40,988
You just need to stay
in the chair.
263
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,423
- Stay in the chair.
- Mm. And...
264
00:13:42,657 --> 00:13:44,358
Not going anywhere.
Don't say anything stupid.
265
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:46,795
I'm not even gonna talk,
except to say that I love them.
266
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,663
I really need you right now
to get it together.
267
00:13:48,730 --> 00:13:50,030
Can you get it together?
268
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,207
I don't know why she brought him.
269
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,376
You promised you'd be nice.
270
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,587
If she gets the job,
I won't have to be nice for long.
271
00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,422
Hey.
272
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:06,972
He's handicapped.
She never said he was handicapped.
273
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:10,433
Yes, but we're gonna support our daughter.
274
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:13,520
Whether he's handicapped,
American or anything else.
275
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:15,397
Hi!
276
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,625
Hey!
277
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:21,361
I swore I wouldn't cry.
278
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,989
If you start crying,
I'm definitely gonna cry.
279
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:25,574
- My little girl.
- Daddy.
280
00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:27,826
Um, I should tell you guys...
281
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:32,080
There was an incident
with some medication Gordon took.
282
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,042
Gordon?
283
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:36,877
Honey, I found the bag!
284
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,011
No, Gordon, Gordon,
no, no, no, no, no!
285
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,213
You don't...
you don't need to do that!
286
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,649
My bag is trying
to go back on the plane!
287
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:45,135
He seems nice.
288
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,473
Are the drugs a problem?
289
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,559
Dad, I already explained.
290
00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,261
Hmm.
291
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:06,641
Okay, be cool.
292
00:15:07,876 --> 00:15:10,444
Hey, guys, I am so sorry!
293
00:15:10,612 --> 00:15:13,046
I... I hope that she explained
to you everything that happened.
294
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,784
My father roofied me.
But I'm feeling a lot better.
295
00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:16,851
And the good news is
296
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,118
they're not gonna press
any charges
297
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,087
about riding
their baggage claim.
298
00:15:20,154 --> 00:15:21,288
Let's start over.
299
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:24,759
Ginette, Alphonse,
it's so nice to meet you.
300
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:28,094
OK, let's go.
Parking is gonna cost me a fortune.
301
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,597
Let me help you
with the bag.
302
00:15:29,664 --> 00:15:30,732
Okay, I'll help her.
303
00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:31,833
Let me help you,
please, Ginette.
304
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,233
Thank you.
305
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,558
That's nice of you.
306
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,771
- Okay. Let's start over. Okay?
307
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,103
Yes!
308
00:15:36,838 --> 00:15:38,405
We're all friends.
Okay.
309
00:15:54,556 --> 00:15:57,592
Look at this place.Unbelievable.
310
00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,595
Four hundred years of history!
311
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:03,598
Are those the infamous
Plains of Abraham
312
00:16:03,932 --> 00:16:05,700
where General Montcalm
and General Wolfe
313
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:06,801
fought to the death?
314
00:16:06,868 --> 00:16:08,402
Mm! Someone did their homework.
315
00:16:08,603 --> 00:16:10,839
Down with the Brits, I say!
That's something we Americans
316
00:16:10,905 --> 00:16:12,406
and you French
have in common.
317
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:14,742
There it is, baby.
The Frontenac.
318
00:16:14,809 --> 00:16:18,312
Oh! You didn't tell me
it was an actual castle.
319
00:16:18,513 --> 00:16:20,648
That's where you're gonna work?
I mean, we'll see.
320
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,440
It's a done deal.
321
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,830
Sophie said
you hand-built the house
322
00:16:35,897 --> 00:16:37,632
with your father
when you were a kid?
323
00:16:37,832 --> 00:16:39,199
Two years of blood and sweat.
324
00:16:39,901 --> 00:16:42,804
Wow! The pictures
don't do it justice!
325
00:16:42,971 --> 00:16:45,807
Look at that flagstone,
the masonry!
326
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,007
That's a lost art.
327
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,142
You know,
I'm a bit of a builder myself.
328
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,509
TREMBLAY FARM
329
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,311
Not houses like
this masterpiece,
330
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:54,047
but are you familiar with
the Lego architectural series?
331
00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:55,550
Yeah, they say 13 and up,
332
00:16:55,650 --> 00:16:57,852
but if you're not in your 20s,
forget about it!
333
00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,936
Yeah, you have to be very meticulous.
334
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,388
Yeah. Yeah.
I just finished the Taj Mahal.
335
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:02,824
And this one
was particularly hard,
336
00:17:02,924 --> 00:17:04,258
right, babe? 'Cause I bought it
on eBay,
337
00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:05,827
and the instructions
were in Korean.
338
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,235
Oh my God...
339
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,695
Everyone's here!
340
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,864
Why didn't you tell me? Hi!
341
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,783
Your hair is so long!
342
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,068
Yeah,
that's what he wants to hear,
343
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:18,472
that you play with toys.
You fucking idiot. Hey!
344
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,832
Guys, I can't believe you're here!
345
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,208
You didn't forget about us?
346
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,752
Never in a million years.
347
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,463
Meet your nephew, Laurent.
348
00:17:25,713 --> 00:17:26,781
Laurent!
349
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:28,840
Mammie...
350
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,844
As beautiful as ever!
351
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,096
There's my sister!
352
00:17:34,756 --> 00:17:36,356
Hello!
353
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:38,016
Check out these arms! Wow!
354
00:17:39,027 --> 00:17:41,328
Gordon, come,
come meet my family.
355
00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:42,396
Hi!
356
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,939
Everyone, I want you to meet
my boyfriend, Gordon.
357
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,442
It's his first time in Quebec,
so please be nice.
358
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,068
- Especially you.
- What?
359
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,987
Look at him. Nervous as a squirrel.
360
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:53,239
Hey... Does he understand anything?
361
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:55,158
I don't know. Does he speak French?
362
00:17:54,776 --> 00:17:56,310
No, no, no,
I... I understand French,
363
00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:58,613
actually pretty well,
thanks to her tutelage.
364
00:17:58,713 --> 00:18:01,081
But my speaking
is a little comme ci, comme ça.
365
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,884
Oh, no, your French
is great, honey. For real.
366
00:18:03,017 --> 00:18:04,519
Ah! We'll see.
367
00:18:04,619 --> 00:18:07,522
Um. Okay, so, this is my cousin Patrice. Hi!
368
00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:09,757
My aunt, Claudette, my uncle,
Michel... So nice to meet you.
369
00:18:09,857 --> 00:18:13,193
...my sister, Juliette,
and her baby, Laurent...
370
00:18:13,327 --> 00:18:15,964
Laurent! ...and my brother, Junior.
371
00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:18,432
And last but not least,
Mammie Tremblay.
372
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,668
Well, of course
I've heard about Mammie!
373
00:18:20,902 --> 00:18:22,837
Gotta kiss the cheek
of the matriarch!
374
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,231
Wow, this guy doesn't waste any time.
375
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,509
No, no, no, I'm so sorry.
Oh, my God!
376
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,528
Roger, we can't. My parents are inside.
377
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:34,322
Mammie, it's not Roger, it's Gordon.
378
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,782
Sophie's boyfriend.
379
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,951
Come inside, Mom.
I'll make you some tea.
380
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,252
- Oh!
- I'm so sorry.
381
00:18:39,353 --> 00:18:42,122
She has dementia.
Oh, okay. Okay, yeah.
382
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,926
My... my uncle Lester
has dementia, so I understand.
383
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:48,529
I've been there. Is it harder
on them or on us? I mean...
384
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,505
Junior! Want a beer?
385
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:51,589
Come on, Dad.
386
00:18:54,869 --> 00:18:57,772
Of course,
I never kissed my uncle Lester,
387
00:18:57,839 --> 00:18:59,807
but...
388
00:18:59,907 --> 00:19:01,241
I'll get the bags!
389
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:08,082
Aw! Hey, little buddy!
My majestic, feathered friend.
390
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,818
What's your name? Oh!
391
00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:13,253
Shit! How are you this fast?
392
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,232
Oh!
393
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,540
Oh no, I left Gordon with all the bags.
394
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,300
Oh, babe,
I'm so sorry. You okay?
395
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,536
Yeah, I got it all,
I got it all.
396
00:19:28,603 --> 00:19:30,605
I just got attacked
by a white pterodactyl.
397
00:19:30,705 --> 00:19:33,541
Oh, yeah, that's Coucou.
She's, uh, our swan.
398
00:19:33,608 --> 00:19:36,511
She's lived on the farm forever.
She can be a bit cranky.
399
00:19:36,644 --> 00:19:38,680
I don't think she's a fan yet,
but I'm gonna win her over.
400
00:19:38,746 --> 00:19:41,348
This place is so cute. Thank you.
401
00:19:41,415 --> 00:19:42,517
Where are we staying?
Where should I put--
402
00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:43,951
Um, so, my sister and her baby
403
00:19:44,018 --> 00:19:45,820
are going to be sleeping
in our old room,
404
00:19:45,887 --> 00:19:46,988
so we'll be taking my brother's,
405
00:19:47,155 --> 00:19:50,558
which is, um, straight up
the stairs, second on the left.
406
00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:51,959
You want some help?
No, I got it.
407
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,628
Go talk to your family. I'm fine! You sure?
408
00:19:53,695 --> 00:19:54,494
All right. You okay?
409
00:19:54,796 --> 00:19:56,263
Yeah, I got it. I got it.
Go talk to your family.
410
00:20:01,769 --> 00:20:02,804
Hello!
411
00:20:16,584 --> 00:20:18,886
Samurai Kinski,
here for the briss.
412
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,261
Pretty cool, huh?
413
00:20:20,121 --> 00:20:22,222
Oh! I'm so sorry, man.
414
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,658
I've just never seen
one of these in real life.
415
00:20:23,725 --> 00:20:24,759
It's so cool.
416
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,521
I got it on eBay. 17th century.
417
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:33,483
It belonged to a Samurai
who killed 200 people.
418
00:20:34,468 --> 00:20:35,837
It's awesome.
419
00:20:39,841 --> 00:20:42,275
It says, "Made in China."
Aren't samurai Japanese?
420
00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:44,953
Yeah, I know. I got screwed.
421
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:46,621
700 bucks.
422
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,149
But it's still...
it's still beautiful
423
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:50,250
and... and... and very sharp.
424
00:20:50,484 --> 00:20:52,053
So, you didn't get gypped there.
425
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:53,586
Listen...
426
00:20:54,589 --> 00:20:57,225
Sophie says, uh,
that you are an English coach?
427
00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:59,994
Well, I teach, uh,
eighth grade English, yeah.
428
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,805
I failed my English exam.
429
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,015
If I don't pass next time,
I can't become a cop.
430
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:07,367
You're asking
for help? I'll totally help.
431
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,870
Of course! Of course!
432
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:08,643
Really?
433
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,853
It's been my dream since I was a kid.
434
00:21:10,571 --> 00:21:12,339
Well, let's make
that dream come true, bud!
435
00:21:15,109 --> 00:21:17,011
Yes!
436
00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:23,658
If you hurt Sophie,
I'll cut your head off.
437
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,319
I won't.
438
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:27,578
It's a joke!
439
00:21:28,089 --> 00:21:29,590
You're good.
440
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,165
Make yourself at home.
441
00:21:30,858 --> 00:21:33,460
- Okay, thank you.
- Hey!
442
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,963
Don't fuck my sister in my bed.
443
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,475
Of course.
444
00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:03,858
Hey, toi! Bon...
445
00:22:04,158 --> 00:22:05,893
Oui.
446
00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:05,658
Should we taste?
447
00:22:07,061 --> 00:22:08,629
Mm. Hmm...
448
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,289
No, that's way too much tomato paste.
449
00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:14,208
Ms. Expert...
Don't forget who taught you.
450
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,544
Same person as you. Mammie?
451
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,087
A quarter cup per pound of beef.
452
00:22:17,972 --> 00:22:18,973
Voilà!
453
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:21,549
Mammie, you're knitting your scarf
into your shawl again.
454
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,260
- Alphonse! Can you come help your mother?
- Coming!
455
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:28,765
So?
456
00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:31,684
How did he react when you told him?
457
00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:32,769
Told him what?
458
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:36,647
Come on. About you and Ruby.
459
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,525
I didn't tell him yet.
460
00:22:38,793 --> 00:22:41,128
Sophie Jeanne Tremblay!
461
00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:43,029
Oh! Your full name.
462
00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:45,782
I'm just waiting for the right moment.
463
00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:47,325
Ah yes, the right moment.
464
00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:49,243
So, after you fall back in love with her.
465
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,953
Not tonight, Juliette.
466
00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:52,789
Relax. I'm just messing with you.
467
00:22:52,914 --> 00:22:54,707
For now, nobody says anything, OK?
468
00:22:54,832 --> 00:22:56,167
That's a hell of a plan.
469
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,920
If I get the job, then I'll tell him.
470
00:22:59,837 --> 00:23:01,547
I don't want to worry him for nothing.
471
00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:02,882
You don't know Gordon.
472
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:04,342
He can get a little anxious.
473
00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:05,635
- You don't say.
- What?
474
00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:08,012
He can get a little anxious!
475
00:23:07,288 --> 00:23:08,556
Oh.
476
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:11,724
That looks good.
477
00:23:11,726 --> 00:23:13,094
Juliette...
478
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,647
My girl, you're playing with fire.
479
00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:34,789
I'm gonna get you to like organic wine.
480
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,874
You're not listening. You're crazy.
481
00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:40,086
If you suck on the 1st line,
you suck on the 2nd!
482
00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:41,629
You didn't even watch the game!
483
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,673
I'm not gonna ruin my property
with a pool.
484
00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:45,967
When the kids were small,
they swam in the pond.
485
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,885
I just feel like a milk farm.
486
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:49,679
My tits are so sore.
487
00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:52,849
You don't know what you're talking about!
He's only 22.
488
00:23:52,667 --> 00:23:54,802
- George!
- Uh. It's Gordon.
489
00:23:54,902 --> 00:23:56,504
Jordan...
Sure.
490
00:23:56,704 --> 00:23:58,372
You're from New York?
You're a Rangers fan?
491
00:23:58,438 --> 00:23:59,540
What do you think of Lafrenière?
492
00:23:59,607 --> 00:24:01,876
Oh, I actually
don't follow hockey.
493
00:24:03,978 --> 00:24:07,915
But I... I love figure skating.
494
00:24:08,149 --> 00:24:09,550
Figure skating?
495
00:24:11,118 --> 00:24:12,485
Yeah, uh, sure.
496
00:24:12,820 --> 00:24:17,858
You know, Boitano, Yamaguchi,
Hamilton, and of course,
497
00:24:17,959 --> 00:24:19,994
I'm not forgetting
all the Canadian greats, uh,
498
00:24:20,493 --> 00:24:22,196
Stojko, Browning,
499
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:25,433
Salé and Pelletier
with that incredible performance
500
00:24:25,533 --> 00:24:27,635
in Salt Lake City.
Mammie, you remember that?
501
00:24:27,702 --> 00:24:30,104
I mean, to land a quad,
502
00:24:30,371 --> 00:24:32,673
and then to go
right into a triple Axel?
503
00:24:32,773 --> 00:24:34,175
Insanity. Who does that?
504
00:24:34,408 --> 00:24:37,511
I'll tell you who. They did.
505
00:24:38,579 --> 00:24:40,548
Also, the costumes...
506
00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:43,584
dazzling.
507
00:24:46,053 --> 00:24:49,523
A fellow guest. Let me.
No, stay. I'll... I'll get it.
508
00:24:49,590 --> 00:24:51,192
This is too... You're...
509
00:24:52,393 --> 00:24:53,928
Voilà!
510
00:24:56,063 --> 00:24:57,698
Actually, when I was a kid,
I, uh...
511
00:24:57,788 --> 00:24:59,874
- Merry Christmas.
- You too, Mammie.
512
00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:04,003
It's a speed thing.
513
00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:06,923
He spent the whole summer power skating!
514
00:25:12,279 --> 00:25:13,547
Ruby!
515
00:25:14,615 --> 00:25:17,318
Hi! You're here! Wh...
516
00:25:17,752 --> 00:25:19,320
Well,
you couldn't join us for drinks,
517
00:25:19,420 --> 00:25:22,089
so, I brought the drinks to you.
518
00:25:22,757 --> 00:25:24,925
Hey, tout le monde,
you remember Ruby?
519
00:25:25,026 --> 00:25:26,727
Oh, ben, tabarnak!
520
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,070
Hello, my friends!
521
00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:30,738
It's been too long!
522
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:33,032
Nobody's changed a bit.
523
00:25:32,967 --> 00:25:34,268
Alphie...
524
00:25:35,243 --> 00:25:36,619
It's good to see you.
525
00:25:36,637 --> 00:25:38,939
I brought you
your favorite, an '86 Pomerol.
526
00:25:39,106 --> 00:25:40,574
Oh!
Birth year of this bombshell.
527
00:25:40,941 --> 00:25:44,311
But they only had a magnum,
so I hope you're thirsty.
528
00:25:44,445 --> 00:25:45,846
It's too much. Merci beaucoup!
529
00:25:46,013 --> 00:25:48,517
Junior, if I could--
530
00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:48,422
Stop fidgeting.
531
00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:49,966
Let's get the decanter!
532
00:25:49,850 --> 00:25:51,520
So, you're
the famous Ruby Collins.
533
00:25:51,619 --> 00:25:54,121
And you must be
the one-and-only Gordon.
534
00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:55,689
I never got your family name.
535
00:25:55,856 --> 00:25:57,792
Uh. It's Kinski.
But don't worry about that.
536
00:25:58,025 --> 00:25:59,560
I gotta say,
when Sophie told me about you,
537
00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:02,963
I... I pictured someone
a little more like Julia Childs.
538
00:26:03,064 --> 00:26:04,331
Not someone so...
539
00:26:06,467 --> 00:26:08,436
Dazzling?
Dazzling is right!
540
00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:10,653
- Let's find a chair for Ruby.
- Yes.
541
00:26:10,604 --> 00:26:12,206
And you will not believe
542
00:26:12,306 --> 00:26:15,576
what happens that day.
The compressor breaks
543
00:26:15,743 --> 00:26:17,344
that morning!
That's a nightmare!
544
00:26:17,411 --> 00:26:20,181
- And the Secret Service gets there.
- Oh, I remember.
545
00:26:20,247 --> 00:26:22,416
And we have nothing
to feed the Obamas.
546
00:26:22,883 --> 00:26:24,118
And then Sophie here confessed
547
00:26:24,218 --> 00:26:27,488
that she had a pound and a half
of Japanese bluefin
548
00:26:27,621 --> 00:26:29,423
that she was going
to surprise me with
549
00:26:29,490 --> 00:26:30,491
for my birthday dinner.
550
00:26:30,591 --> 00:26:31,926
Oh, you're so sweet, baby.
551
00:26:31,992 --> 00:26:34,395
She runs back to her place,
grabs the fish.
552
00:26:34,495 --> 00:26:37,198
We cook them this,
oh, incredible meal.
553
00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:39,390
It was insanely good!
554
00:26:38,899 --> 00:26:41,402
And now I have
Michelle's number in my phone.
555
00:26:41,635 --> 00:26:42,736
Are you kidding me?
556
00:26:42,870 --> 00:26:44,638
Like, you could text
Michelle Obama right now?
557
00:26:44,772 --> 00:26:46,373
Mm. And Sasha and Malia.
558
00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:48,642
We should send them,
like, a funny GIF or something.
559
00:26:48,976 --> 00:26:51,645
Babe, you never told me
you cooked for POTUS and FLOTUS.
560
00:26:51,712 --> 00:26:52,847
He wasn't even
in office anymore.
561
00:26:53,047 --> 00:26:54,648
Oh, it's not a big deal.
He wasn't in office.
562
00:26:54,748 --> 00:26:57,017
He's just hanging out
with Michelle and, like, Jay-Z.
563
00:26:57,084 --> 00:27:00,154
You gotta be kidding me.
That is so cool.
564
00:27:00,254 --> 00:27:02,089
Hey, by the way,
cooking for heads of state
565
00:27:02,156 --> 00:27:04,325
should definitely factor into
the decision-making process.
566
00:27:04,425 --> 00:27:07,228
- Am I right, parents? Right?
- That's right.
567
00:27:07,328 --> 00:27:08,896
- It will.
- Good, good.
568
00:27:09,230 --> 00:27:11,031
And what about you, Gordon? Mm!
569
00:27:11,132 --> 00:27:12,266
I mean,
what are you gonna do
570
00:27:12,433 --> 00:27:15,002
while I keep your girlfriend
locked away in the castle?
571
00:27:15,136 --> 00:27:17,606
Oh, don't worry about me.
572
00:27:17,705 --> 00:27:20,107
I will be fully booked
making sure Junior here
573
00:27:20,174 --> 00:27:22,009
doesn't fail
his English exam again.
574
00:27:22,076 --> 00:27:23,410
Right, buddy?
575
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,482
You're taking the exam again?
576
00:27:30,024 --> 00:27:31,317
Yup.
577
00:27:32,526 --> 00:27:34,528
We agreed you were done with that.
578
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:35,696
You belong on the farm!
579
00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:36,906
Here we go.
580
00:27:37,031 --> 00:27:40,159
When are you gonna realize
the farm is your dream, not mine?
581
00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:42,328
I don't have time to dream.
582
00:27:42,953 --> 00:27:44,497
I'm too busy putting food on the table.
583
00:27:44,622 --> 00:27:46,165
You think that just happens all by itself?
584
00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:47,249
Alphonse, not now.
585
00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:49,251
Why can Sophie follow her dreams,
but not me?
586
00:27:49,377 --> 00:27:52,713
Sophie's not an imbecile
who lives in her parents' shed at 26!
587
00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:54,215
I hate you!
588
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,133
It's not fair!
589
00:27:57,468 --> 00:27:59,220
A cop who cries.
590
00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:02,014
You've gotta talk to your son.
591
00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:05,476
Oh, I'll talk to him. I'll talk to him.
592
00:28:08,657 --> 00:28:10,291
This is delicious,
by the way.
593
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:13,928
Well, this is going really well.
594
00:28:14,228 --> 00:28:18,165
Hey! I think you're doing great.
I've been here six hours.
595
00:28:18,232 --> 00:28:19,700
I've been interrogated
by the feds.
596
00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:21,168
I made out with your grandma.
597
00:28:21,235 --> 00:28:22,836
I betrayed your brother.
It's not going great.
598
00:28:22,937 --> 00:28:25,239
Yeah, but he should have
told you not to say anything.
599
00:28:25,806 --> 00:28:27,775
You know what?
They fight all the time.
600
00:28:27,841 --> 00:28:29,443
So, don't worry you about it,
okay?
601
00:28:31,145 --> 00:28:33,447
On the other hand,
that Ruby is amazing, huh?
602
00:28:33,714 --> 00:28:35,449
Yeah, yeah,
she's... she's something.
603
00:28:35,517 --> 00:28:39,253
I mean, cooking steaks
in a volcano with Bear Grylls?
604
00:28:39,386 --> 00:28:40,854
He's a lucky guy.
605
00:28:41,155 --> 00:28:42,524
Is someone crushing a little?
606
00:28:42,723 --> 00:28:46,126
Uh, I don't think I have a shot,
babe. That whole story she told
607
00:28:46,193 --> 00:28:48,963
about Victoria Secret models
in Ibiza...
608
00:28:49,063 --> 00:28:50,164
Yeah, wow.
609
00:28:50,431 --> 00:28:52,333
But, hey, you could
use it to your advantage.
610
00:28:52,833 --> 00:28:54,835
A little flirting
could go a long way.
611
00:28:54,935 --> 00:28:57,738
That's smart.
Speaking about flirting...
612
00:28:57,905 --> 00:29:02,176
Go on. I would also like to go a long way.
613
00:29:02,376 --> 00:29:05,145
Mm...
614
00:29:14,188 --> 00:29:15,789
What's happening?
615
00:29:17,157 --> 00:29:19,026
She can't really see
or hear very well,
616
00:29:19,093 --> 00:29:22,830
so if we don't move,
she won't even know we're here.
617
00:29:23,297 --> 00:29:25,232
Like a T-Rex.
Yeah.
618
00:29:26,015 --> 00:29:27,433
There you are.
619
00:29:29,470 --> 00:29:32,574
Grammy Mammie,
more than meets the eye.
620
00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:40,279
You're not gonna
say anything about Gordon?
621
00:29:40,738 --> 00:29:43,616
Well, he seems to
really love figure skating.
622
00:29:43,741 --> 00:29:47,286
Before you judge him,
it was his mom's favorite sport.
623
00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:49,371
He watches it with his dad
to remember her.
624
00:29:49,497 --> 00:29:50,956
I'm not judging him.
625
00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:53,667
Just promise you'll give him a chance.
626
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:54,752
I promise.
627
00:29:54,877 --> 00:29:56,086
Thank you.
628
00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:01,967
The Veilleux family sold the farm?
629
00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:05,930
National Agro knows we can't compete
with their prices.
630
00:30:06,055 --> 00:30:07,640
They're squeezing us out.
631
00:30:08,766 --> 00:30:11,393
If things don't change next year...
632
00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:15,272
I'll have to sell the farm too.
633
00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:17,816
You're not serious.
634
00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:20,778
That's why I was hard on your brother.
635
00:30:21,779 --> 00:30:23,364
I need his help on the farm.
636
00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:33,999
I don't want you to worry.
637
00:30:34,068 --> 00:30:35,202
Okay.
638
00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:36,377
It's my problem.
639
00:30:36,370 --> 00:30:37,438
All right.
640
00:30:37,086 --> 00:30:40,422
You have a job to win.
And we want you back home.
641
00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:44,718
OK, I should go.
642
00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:45,803
I'm gonna do well, right?
643
00:30:45,928 --> 00:30:47,471
Of course you'll do well.
644
00:30:48,683 --> 00:30:49,983
All right.
645
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,655
Aw! So cute!
646
00:32:11,398 --> 00:32:13,000
Oh, baby!
647
00:32:15,936 --> 00:32:18,038
Def Leppard, yes!
648
00:32:21,408 --> 00:32:22,443
Hug fest!
649
00:32:25,045 --> 00:32:26,548
Whose dog is that?
650
00:32:37,792 --> 00:32:39,092
What the fuck?
651
00:32:43,003 --> 00:32:44,380
Ms. Tremblay, I presume?
652
00:32:44,505 --> 00:32:45,589
Yes, that's me.
653
00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:48,342
I'm sorry. They told me to wait here.
654
00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:49,468
Malcolm Gervais Dorian.
655
00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:52,304
Manager and minority owner of Ruby.
656
00:32:52,429 --> 00:32:54,181
A pleasure to meet you, Malcolm.
657
00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:56,767
Malcolm. Olm.
658
00:32:57,311 --> 00:32:58,613
Oh.
659
00:33:04,775 --> 00:33:06,777
Wow. It's incredible.
660
00:33:06,902 --> 00:33:08,237
It better be for $3 million.
661
00:33:08,362 --> 00:33:10,614
Or more if everyone
keeps working so slowly.
662
00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:13,200
You hear me, Jean-Jacques?
I'm talking to you!
663
00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:16,578
And now we're late.
664
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:20,416
OK, we can start now.
665
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,008
Let's go!
666
00:33:29,309 --> 00:33:31,178
Chef will be with you
momentarily.
667
00:33:32,928 --> 00:33:35,180
Come on! That doesn't go there!
668
00:33:35,783 --> 00:33:37,417
Hi! I'm Sophie.
669
00:33:37,719 --> 00:33:40,722
Frederick. La Shangra, Chicago.
670
00:33:40,855 --> 00:33:43,525
Antoine. Tic Tac Toe, Byron Bay.
671
00:33:43,625 --> 00:33:44,659
Hey, I know your place!
672
00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:47,160
- Of course you do.
- Good morning,
673
00:33:47,227 --> 00:33:49,531
my impressionable
little cherubs.
674
00:33:49,864 --> 00:33:54,201
Ruby will be the crown jewel
of my culinary empire.
675
00:33:54,903 --> 00:33:58,606
When our guests walk through
those very expensive doors,
676
00:33:58,806 --> 00:34:01,976
they will be thrust
into a gastronomical portal
677
00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:04,512
that will make them
shit their pants.
678
00:34:19,794 --> 00:34:21,461
Time.
679
00:34:25,132 --> 00:34:26,366
Terrible.
680
00:34:27,134 --> 00:34:30,070
You managed to remove
every single atom of flavor.
681
00:34:30,370 --> 00:34:31,673
Nice.
682
00:34:34,909 --> 00:34:36,443
Last and definitely least,
683
00:34:36,578 --> 00:34:40,147
Sophie, I prefer no taste
than this culinary genocide.
684
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:41,816
I couldn't get the foam to rise.
685
00:34:41,983 --> 00:34:43,885
I don't want
your excuses, Sophie.
686
00:34:43,985 --> 00:34:46,086
I want you to execute.
687
00:34:46,386 --> 00:34:48,155
Because that's the title, right?
688
00:34:48,488 --> 00:34:52,125
Executive chef.
A chef who can execute.
689
00:34:52,326 --> 00:34:53,895
If you're all
gonna be this shit,
690
00:34:53,962 --> 00:34:56,196
tell me now
so I can find real chefs,
691
00:34:56,564 --> 00:34:59,634
not line cooks who couldn't
cut it in a hospital cafeteria.
692
00:35:00,233 --> 00:35:01,903
- Start again.
- Yes, chef!
693
00:35:02,436 --> 00:35:04,606
Yeah, she told meshe'd been with women before,
694
00:35:04,672 --> 00:35:05,472
but this is her ex.
695
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,609
I always sensed
a sapphic energy from her.
696
00:35:07,709 --> 00:35:10,878
Let's not label it, Dad, okay?
She's... she's French.
697
00:35:11,079 --> 00:35:13,146
They explore their bodies
differently over here.
698
00:35:13,246 --> 00:35:15,917
Doesn't change the fact
that she lied to you.
699
00:35:16,084 --> 00:35:17,719
She didn't lie.
700
00:35:17,785 --> 00:35:19,554
She just left out
some of the specifics
701
00:35:19,654 --> 00:35:21,522
because she loves me
and she was protecting
702
00:35:21,589 --> 00:35:24,324
my feelings.
How did I raise you to be so naïve?
703
00:35:24,391 --> 00:35:27,662
Word of advice, pop the question
before she switches teams again!
704
00:35:27,795 --> 00:35:30,197
There will be no switching
of teams, Dad, okay?
705
00:35:30,263 --> 00:35:32,967
She's here in a...
in a professional capacity.
706
00:35:33,067 --> 00:35:35,168
So, was Billie Jean King
with her secretary.
707
00:35:35,235 --> 00:35:36,604
I have no idea
what that means,
708
00:35:36,671 --> 00:35:38,072
but I'm pretty sure
it's not helpful.
709
00:35:38,171 --> 00:35:40,173
I'm just saying,don't waste any time.
710
00:35:40,273 --> 00:35:41,375
By the way,
711
00:35:41,809 --> 00:35:43,978
French Canadians
were notoriously Catholics.
712
00:35:44,444 --> 00:35:46,213
So you might want
to ask her father first.
713
00:35:46,413 --> 00:35:47,849
Oh, I don't think
he likes me very much.
714
00:35:48,049 --> 00:35:50,283
Then do what you mother
and I did and get her pregnant.
715
00:35:50,384 --> 00:35:51,519
Then he'll force you
to marry her!
716
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:54,221
This is the worst pep talk
you've ever tried to--
717
00:35:55,757 --> 00:35:56,991
Dad, I gotta go.
718
00:35:57,224 --> 00:35:59,459
- Morning!
- Already up?
719
00:35:59,861 --> 00:36:02,462
You sure you don't want
to sleep an extra 15 minutes?
720
00:36:02,563 --> 00:36:03,564
It's only 9:45.
721
00:36:03,698 --> 00:36:05,633
Oh, I'm just taking in
your incredible property.
722
00:36:05,767 --> 00:36:08,703
It's so beautiful.
Everything is just blossoming.
723
00:36:08,770 --> 00:36:12,472
Your tomatoes are coming in.
Wow! That's a lot of blood.
724
00:36:12,807 --> 00:36:13,908
Come here.
725
00:36:15,677 --> 00:36:16,778
In there?
726
00:36:31,659 --> 00:36:32,794
Hey...
727
00:36:34,028 --> 00:36:35,395
this is, uh...
728
00:36:36,130 --> 00:36:38,365
This is nice!
What a setup you have here.
729
00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:42,951
Go get me the lamb
in the third stall on the right.
730
00:36:43,705 --> 00:36:45,305
A lamb?
Why am I getting a lamb?
731
00:36:45,405 --> 00:36:46,607
It's our dinner.
732
00:36:48,076 --> 00:36:49,309
Mm!
733
00:36:49,409 --> 00:36:53,715
That's gonna be great!
734
00:36:54,448 --> 00:36:57,552
You know what else is great?
Is, uh, ratatouille,
735
00:36:57,752 --> 00:37:00,287
or a... or a hearty salad.
I love that.
736
00:37:00,353 --> 00:37:02,757
You... you throw
some walnuts and some beets,
737
00:37:02,857 --> 00:37:05,026
some... some feta cheese.
Everybody loves it.
738
00:37:05,126 --> 00:37:06,393
Everyone will be like,
"Alphonse,
739
00:37:06,460 --> 00:37:08,663
how could-- This is--"
We're having lamb.
740
00:37:09,296 --> 00:37:11,331
Okay. Uh...
741
00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:15,069
Well, I'll go... check
on the little fella,
742
00:37:15,368 --> 00:37:17,772
and see if he's ready...
743
00:37:18,506 --> 00:37:19,507
Mm-hmm.
744
00:37:20,407 --> 00:37:21,843
...to be done with life.
745
00:37:23,811 --> 00:37:25,913
Hey! Hey!
746
00:37:26,214 --> 00:37:28,482
Hey, buddy! Hey!
747
00:37:29,083 --> 00:37:30,350
Hi!
748
00:37:31,085 --> 00:37:32,553
Oh, you're so cute.
749
00:37:33,487 --> 00:37:35,388
I have a sweater just like you.
750
00:37:36,758 --> 00:37:37,925
Hey, come over here.
751
00:37:38,025 --> 00:37:39,326
We need to have
a heart-to-heart.
752
00:37:39,961 --> 00:37:43,197
You and I are gonna have to
go on a little walk together.
753
00:37:43,363 --> 00:37:45,365
Look, here's the problem,
I'm in love, okay?
754
00:37:45,465 --> 00:37:47,334
I have to get this guy to like--
755
00:37:47,568 --> 00:37:49,570
I know you understand, okay?
756
00:37:50,437 --> 00:37:52,774
Maybe we can hang out in heaven.
757
00:37:53,273 --> 00:37:55,510
Alphonse, I think she knows!
758
00:37:57,545 --> 00:38:00,480
There you go.
759
00:38:01,314 --> 00:38:03,483
I hope this is my piece.
760
00:38:10,224 --> 00:38:12,126
You're not a very
physical guy, are you?
761
00:38:12,325 --> 00:38:13,728
Me? No. Well, I am.
762
00:38:13,795 --> 00:38:17,198
I just... I guess
the brain is... is my muscle.
763
00:38:17,265 --> 00:38:19,299
That's...
that's what I use most.
764
00:38:19,499 --> 00:38:20,500
Hmm.
765
00:38:20,601 --> 00:38:22,270
Hey, listen,
about the whole tutoring thing,
766
00:38:22,369 --> 00:38:24,304
I... I just wanted to say
I never meant
767
00:38:24,404 --> 00:38:25,907
to get between you and your son.
768
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,810
I'm sorry about that. I... I...
I should tell you, though,
769
00:38:28,876 --> 00:38:32,180
I feel pretty confident
I could get him to pass.
770
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,882
You can waste my son's time
as much as you want.
771
00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:38,753
Just as long as you
stay out of Sophie's way.
772
00:38:39,452 --> 00:38:42,557
Oh, wow! There's the other leg.
You're good at that!
773
00:38:43,925 --> 00:38:46,961
Not now, Coucou, please!
I need, like, five minutes.
774
00:38:47,061 --> 00:38:48,461
Please, Coucou.
775
00:38:49,730 --> 00:38:51,532
Coucou, can we please
be friends?
776
00:38:54,702 --> 00:38:55,903
Stay, Coucou!
777
00:38:57,171 --> 00:38:58,606
I want you to stay!
778
00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:06,928
Stupid goddamn bag!
779
00:39:07,447 --> 00:39:08,649
Hey, Gordie!
780
00:39:08,716 --> 00:39:11,719
Hey! Hey! I think you won.
781
00:39:11,308 --> 00:39:12,184
What?
782
00:39:11,786 --> 00:39:13,353
I think you kicked its ass.
783
00:39:13,185 --> 00:39:15,228
Hold on. Let me turn this down.
784
00:39:14,789 --> 00:39:16,324
This is an awesome setup, man.
785
00:39:16,389 --> 00:39:18,626
You got dojo.
You got man cave.
786
00:39:18,793 --> 00:39:21,428
You never need to leave!
787
00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:21,735
Sorry about the flies.
788
00:39:22,194 --> 00:39:23,779
It used to be a...
789
00:39:23,664 --> 00:39:25,867
Chicken house.
Oh, it was a chicken coop.
790
00:39:26,234 --> 00:39:28,169
Huh. Well,
they were living well.
791
00:39:28,569 --> 00:39:30,571
Oh, sure. It's noon somewhere.
792
00:39:31,706 --> 00:39:33,841
Hey, uh, I wanna
really apologize
793
00:39:33,908 --> 00:39:35,509
to you about last night, man.
I didn't mean to
794
00:39:35,710 --> 00:39:37,912
let the cat out of the bag.
795
00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:37,876
Don't worry about it.
796
00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:40,045
I don't care what he thinks. It's my life.
797
00:39:40,181 --> 00:39:41,215
Yeah, I get it.
798
00:39:41,282 --> 00:39:42,617
My father wanted me
to be a dentist, so...
799
00:39:42,750 --> 00:39:44,384
Of course, my father
is a whole lot less intimidating
800
00:39:44,518 --> 00:39:46,254
than yours,
so it was an easier no.
801
00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:48,428
You look like a dentist.
802
00:39:48,256 --> 00:39:49,257
Thank you.
803
00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:51,556
I don't have any cash to pay you,
804
00:39:51,681 --> 00:39:53,642
but I could give you Muay Thai lessons.
805
00:39:53,493 --> 00:39:54,762
No, it's my pleasure, man.
806
00:39:54,829 --> 00:39:56,197
Please. What else am I gonna do?
807
00:39:56,297 --> 00:39:57,298
I'm happy to help.
808
00:39:57,397 --> 00:40:00,500
But I actually wouldn't mind
a little intel
809
00:40:00,568 --> 00:40:02,236
on your sister and Ruby.
810
00:40:02,526 --> 00:40:04,111
Dammit, Juliette...
811
00:40:04,071 --> 00:40:05,072
No, it wasn't her.
812
00:40:05,405 --> 00:40:06,507
I stumbled across a picture
813
00:40:06,607 --> 00:40:08,475
where they looked
a little, uh...
814
00:40:11,118 --> 00:40:12,327
Don't do that with your fingers.
815
00:40:12,914 --> 00:40:14,582
Do you know
who broke up with who?
816
00:40:15,283 --> 00:40:18,152
Whom? It's actually "Whom."
Who broke up with whom.
817
00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:19,167
What?
818
00:40:18,219 --> 00:40:20,588
We'll get to
"whom." That's advanced.
819
00:40:20,655 --> 00:40:22,356
That's like, double
black diamond. Back to Ruby.
820
00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:24,089
Sophie was crazy about her.
821
00:40:24,214 --> 00:40:27,259
But Ruby cheated a few times,
and Sophie caught her.
822
00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:29,302
She was heartbroken.
823
00:40:28,963 --> 00:40:30,665
I didn't get all
of that. You speak very fast.
824
00:40:30,765 --> 00:40:34,001
But I think you said it was Ruby
who was the heartbreaker.
825
00:40:34,224 --> 00:40:35,267
Fuck yeah.
826
00:40:36,476 --> 00:40:37,936
Hey, don't worry about it, man.
827
00:40:38,061 --> 00:40:40,063
She needs a guy who's...
828
00:40:40,241 --> 00:40:41,409
...boring like you.
829
00:40:41,776 --> 00:40:44,612
Oh. By the way,
great pronunciation!
830
00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:48,446
Really? I don't think I have the brain
to learn a new language.
831
00:40:48,182 --> 00:40:50,450
The key is just
to find a way into the material.
832
00:40:50,985 --> 00:40:53,921
And for you, I think
I have the perfect way in.
833
00:40:55,856 --> 00:40:56,958
Huh.
834
00:40:59,393 --> 00:41:00,861
You wanna seesome real fighting,
835
00:41:00,962 --> 00:41:02,462
you can see me fightat the kumite.
836
00:41:02,763 --> 00:41:04,231
I'm here, too, for the kumite.
837
00:41:04,565 --> 00:41:06,701
Aren't you a little youngfor full contact?
838
00:41:07,435 --> 00:41:10,037
Aren't you a little oldfor video games?
839
00:41:10,137 --> 00:41:11,405
Okay, so in that example,
840
00:41:11,505 --> 00:41:13,908
"aren't" is a contraction
of "are" and "not."
841
00:41:14,108 --> 00:41:17,812
"Aren't you a little old
for video games?"
842
00:41:17,878 --> 00:41:20,715
That's perfect.
You sound just like Van Damme.
843
00:41:20,937 --> 00:41:22,522
Can we watch the fight scenes?
844
00:41:22,249 --> 00:41:24,352
Actually, that will
help us with imperative verbs.
845
00:41:24,452 --> 00:41:25,720
I bet there's plenty in there.
846
00:41:25,886 --> 00:41:27,688
See, that's the thing
about a muscadet.
847
00:41:27,788 --> 00:41:30,658
It's arrogant, yet subtle.
848
00:41:30,858 --> 00:41:33,194
A perfect pairing
for my mozzarella balloons,
849
00:41:33,461 --> 00:41:34,829
which you killed today.
850
00:41:34,962 --> 00:41:37,131
I didn't come here
to fuck spiders.
851
00:41:37,398 --> 00:41:39,934
I hope no one came here
to fuck spiders.
852
00:41:40,201 --> 00:41:41,869
Is that, like, an expression
853
00:41:42,036 --> 00:41:43,904
from...
...Down Under?
854
00:41:44,472 --> 00:41:45,740
You know what? Never mind.
I don't care.
855
00:41:45,973 --> 00:41:47,875
Malcolm, let's move on
to the reds.
856
00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:51,384
Watch this!
857
00:41:52,013 --> 00:41:53,481
Powder to the eyes?
858
00:41:53,547 --> 00:41:54,749
That doesn't seem fair.
859
00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:56,681
He's blind! Can't see shit!
But wait.
860
00:41:56,283 --> 00:41:58,152
That's the thing
about the kumite.
861
00:41:58,452 --> 00:41:59,687
There's no rules.
862
00:42:01,436 --> 00:42:04,105
All his memories from Japan
with his sensei.
863
00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:07,150
Now he's in the zone.
864
00:42:06,894 --> 00:42:08,162
Check the kick!
865
00:42:08,262 --> 00:42:09,430
Uh-oh! Gunshot!
866
00:42:09,597 --> 00:42:11,999
Oh, ho, ho, ho!
Wow!
867
00:42:13,467 --> 00:42:15,336
- Boom!
- Triple kick?
868
00:42:19,508 --> 00:42:21,275
Yeah!
869
00:42:19,746 --> 00:42:20,789
Every time!
870
00:42:25,079 --> 00:42:27,314
I'm sorry for being
so hard on you.
871
00:42:27,516 --> 00:42:29,717
But I'm not gonna
play favorites.
872
00:42:29,950 --> 00:42:32,853
I brought you here
because of your talent,
873
00:42:33,421 --> 00:42:35,322
not because of our history.
874
00:42:35,489 --> 00:42:37,258
Thanks for saying that.
Anytime.
875
00:42:40,861 --> 00:42:43,097
There's also something else
I need to apologize for.
876
00:42:43,230 --> 00:42:48,202
Oh, no, no. You don't need to
apologize anymore. No, I do. I do.
877
00:42:50,037 --> 00:42:52,507
I've been talking a lot
with Brené Brown
878
00:42:52,573 --> 00:42:54,041
about accountability.
879
00:42:54,875 --> 00:42:58,112
Which I need to own
for how things ended between us.
880
00:42:58,279 --> 00:43:00,848
I let my ego get the best of me.
881
00:43:01,382 --> 00:43:03,951
You deserved so much better.
882
00:43:06,387 --> 00:43:08,489
Which you seem to have found
in Gordon.
883
00:43:09,056 --> 00:43:10,491
It all worked out
for the best.
884
00:43:11,358 --> 00:43:16,330
Like you said, I found Gordon.
And you! I mean, you--
885
00:43:16,497 --> 00:43:18,099
Look at everything
you've accomplished.
886
00:43:18,299 --> 00:43:19,400
Yeah, I suppose.
887
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,001
You have one of the biggest
cooking shows.
888
00:43:21,068 --> 00:43:22,837
You have, what, like,
three bestsellers.
889
00:43:22,937 --> 00:43:25,873
And are you actually starting
a makeup line?
890
00:43:26,140 --> 00:43:28,510
It's not bad for the daughter
of a Filipina immigrant.
891
00:43:28,609 --> 00:43:32,213
Damn right!
892
00:43:35,049 --> 00:43:37,384
So, is it weird being
back home after so long?
893
00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:41,922
My dad might have to
sell the farm.
894
00:43:42,256 --> 00:43:43,724
Oh, Soph, I'm so sorry.
895
00:43:44,125 --> 00:43:46,861
It's his entire life, you know?
Yeah.
896
00:43:47,461 --> 00:43:49,630
But he's stubborn enough.
I mean, you know him. He'll...
897
00:43:49,763 --> 00:43:52,199
...he'll figure
something out.
898
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:57,004
Let's get you another drink.
You look like you need it.
899
00:43:58,806 --> 00:44:00,174
I think I need to get home.
900
00:44:00,908 --> 00:44:02,977
I wasn't asking, babe.
901
00:44:03,578 --> 00:44:06,247
This is work, not play.
902
00:44:06,548 --> 00:44:08,015
Oh. Of course.
903
00:44:08,315 --> 00:44:09,717
- Malcolm!
904
00:44:09,272 --> 00:44:10,315
Yes?
905
00:44:10,184 --> 00:44:12,253
Can we taste another?
906
00:44:11,733 --> 00:44:12,609
Right away.
907
00:44:12,734 --> 00:44:13,693
Perfect.
908
00:44:29,470 --> 00:44:30,471
Ahoy!
909
00:44:31,238 --> 00:44:34,775
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to wake you.
910
00:44:34,909 --> 00:44:37,378
It's okay. I wasn't sleeping.
911
00:44:39,213 --> 00:44:43,050
You were out late.
Yeah, I, uh, I should have texted.
912
00:44:43,751 --> 00:44:45,753
Ruby had us trying
a bunch of wine pairings.
913
00:44:46,053 --> 00:44:49,790
How was your day?
Oh, my day was great!
914
00:44:49,924 --> 00:44:52,726
I, um, I slaughtered
a little baby lamb
915
00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:55,763
with your father,
and I tutored your brother.
916
00:44:55,996 --> 00:44:57,231
Oh, and I also found out
917
00:44:57,298 --> 00:44:58,933
that you and Ruby
used to be lovers.
918
00:44:58,999 --> 00:45:01,936
So, all in all,
a pretty full day.
919
00:45:09,578 --> 00:45:11,178
Okay, I really
wanted to tell you.
920
00:45:11,312 --> 00:45:12,713
- But I knew you would worry.
- Don't try.
921
00:45:12,947 --> 00:45:14,081
I didn't want you to worry... No, no.
922
00:45:14,281 --> 00:45:15,783
Please. ...and turn it into something it's not,
923
00:45:15,916 --> 00:45:16,917
because it's really nothing.
924
00:45:17,318 --> 00:45:18,752
Oh, it's definitely something.
It's definitely something.
925
00:45:18,886 --> 00:45:21,455
It's a fairly large omission,
don't you think?
926
00:45:21,523 --> 00:45:23,457
Working for your ex?
927
00:45:23,558 --> 00:45:25,759
Definitely should have
factored into the conversation.
928
00:45:25,926 --> 00:45:27,194
I'm sorry. You're right.
929
00:45:27,294 --> 00:45:30,998
I should have been up front.
But it was years ago.
930
00:45:31,065 --> 00:45:33,734
I mean, she was an asshole then.
She's an asshole now.
931
00:45:33,801 --> 00:45:36,136
Well, she seemed pretty darn
charming the other night.
932
00:45:36,437 --> 00:45:38,105
It's all a show. She's a tyrant.
933
00:45:38,739 --> 00:45:41,308
I don't care that she's my ex.
934
00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:42,910
And you shouldn't either.
935
00:45:43,143 --> 00:45:44,579
Well, it's easier said than done
when she looks like
936
00:45:44,646 --> 00:45:50,117
the future of the human race.
Hey, come on. Look at me.
937
00:45:52,486 --> 00:45:53,821
I love you.
938
00:45:55,155 --> 00:45:57,491
And I want you.
No, don't try.
939
00:45:57,592 --> 00:46:00,695
You're not gonna win me back
by trying to have sex with me.
940
00:46:00,894 --> 00:46:02,530
Just make out
with me a little.
941
00:46:02,863 --> 00:46:04,231
Come on, love.
942
00:46:04,633 --> 00:46:07,268
I'm not that easily convinced.
943
00:46:07,468 --> 00:46:10,170
Can I convince you with
that thing I do to your toes?
944
00:46:10,404 --> 00:46:14,542
Well, that could definitely
expedite the healing process.
945
00:46:15,677 --> 00:46:17,144
Mm.
946
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,248
Wait. Ah,
this really hurts my legs.
947
00:46:21,415 --> 00:46:23,618
This is-- No, it'll work, baby.
Let me just anchor.
948
00:46:23,718 --> 00:46:25,386
If I anchor my leg... Here.
949
00:46:25,486 --> 00:46:28,556
I'll just put my hand there.
I'm like an isosceles triangle.
950
00:46:28,757 --> 00:46:31,191
This is so comfy.
Just give me a second, okay?
951
00:46:31,458 --> 00:46:32,493
Yeah, but hold on. Wait.
952
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:33,762
We're locked
and loaded here, babe.
953
00:46:33,861 --> 00:46:34,962
We don't need a second.
954
00:46:35,296 --> 00:46:37,431
If you take too many seconds,
you might fall asleep.
955
00:46:39,768 --> 00:46:41,035
Babe?
956
00:46:53,814 --> 00:46:55,049
Gordon?
957
00:46:57,951 --> 00:47:00,354
Alphonse, bonjour! Café?
958
00:47:00,655 --> 00:47:03,090
I assume you take it black.
Hmm.
959
00:47:03,525 --> 00:47:05,459
Gordon, wow! You're up early.
960
00:47:05,527 --> 00:47:08,195
Yeah, I'm just excited.
Uh, beautiful day.
961
00:47:08,262 --> 00:47:10,831
Hey, I wanted to ask if I could
drive Sophie in to work today,
962
00:47:10,898 --> 00:47:12,399
maybe see some of the sights,
and then I'll...
963
00:47:12,534 --> 00:47:15,869
I'll bring her home? Of course!
Keys are hanging by the front door.
964
00:47:16,070 --> 00:47:17,971
Great. No, that's not a good idea.
965
00:47:18,272 --> 00:47:20,374
It's an old truck, you know.
It's hard to handle.
966
00:47:20,474 --> 00:47:23,210
Well, you should try
biking in Brooklyn. It's crazy!
967
00:47:23,410 --> 00:47:25,979
And then, Manhattan,
that's like, um...
968
00:47:26,146 --> 00:47:29,917
But, uh, truck-wise, as long as
it's not manual, I'm good to go.
969
00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:32,587
There's no gas.
I'll fill her up.
970
00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:33,810
Is that OK?
971
00:47:33,935 --> 00:47:36,479
Absolutely. Right, Alphonse?
972
00:47:36,457 --> 00:47:37,559
Mm.
973
00:47:37,692 --> 00:47:38,760
This is fun,
974
00:47:38,827 --> 00:47:41,161
driving my lovealong the riverbanks.
975
00:47:42,029 --> 00:47:43,531
Babe...
Mm.
976
00:47:43,864 --> 00:47:46,433
Can you please just...
just go faster.
977
00:47:46,534 --> 00:47:50,404
As my late mother used to say,
"Under 45, you stay alive."
978
00:47:50,605 --> 00:47:51,872
I knew I should have driven.
979
00:47:52,005 --> 00:47:53,140
You are not driving.
Are you kidding me?
980
00:47:53,541 --> 00:47:55,810
You probably still have alcohol
in your blood. You'd get a DUI.
981
00:47:55,976 --> 00:47:57,746
This is a good pace
for us, okay?
982
00:47:57,846 --> 00:48:00,648
I'm not getting in an accident
in your father's beloved car.
983
00:48:00,749 --> 00:48:01,750
It's here.
984
00:48:01,882 --> 00:48:02,883
What's here?
Here, here.
985
00:48:02,950 --> 00:48:04,017
The exit. You're gonna miss it.
986
00:48:04,218 --> 00:48:06,120
Well, you gotta tell me
sooner than that, baby.
987
00:48:06,220 --> 00:48:08,055
Oh, my God, we missed it!
Well...
988
00:48:08,322 --> 00:48:10,592
There was a motorcyclist
in the lane, babe!
989
00:48:10,792 --> 00:48:12,092
This takes us onto the bridge.
990
00:48:12,192 --> 00:48:13,927
Do you know how late
I'm gonna be?
991
00:48:14,194 --> 00:48:16,330
You will not be
one second late.
992
00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:19,439
Move your fucking horse!
993
00:48:19,564 --> 00:48:21,149
Come on, for God's sake.
994
00:48:21,235 --> 00:48:22,436
Stupid Saint-Laurent.
995
00:48:22,537 --> 00:48:24,773
Sweetheart, I'm sorry,
but the GPS did not account
996
00:48:24,873 --> 00:48:26,006
for exhausted Seabiscuit.
997
00:48:26,106 --> 00:48:28,008
Don't honk at a horse!
998
00:48:28,108 --> 00:48:29,910
That's a thing, I'm sure.
999
00:48:30,110 --> 00:48:31,613
You know what?
Screw this. I'm gonna run.
1000
00:48:31,713 --> 00:48:33,515
No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait.
1001
00:48:33,615 --> 00:48:34,982
- Bye.
- Babe!
1002
00:48:35,082 --> 00:48:36,584
I'm sorry. I love you!
1003
00:48:40,421 --> 00:48:42,990
Oh! Well, look who decided
to join us.
1004
00:48:43,123 --> 00:48:44,324
I'm so sorry, chef.
1005
00:48:44,391 --> 00:48:46,661
Come in late again,
and you're out.
1006
00:48:47,796 --> 00:48:50,397
Hey! Whoa! Look at this place!
1007
00:48:50,464 --> 00:48:52,266
It's like the kitchen
on the Death Star.
1008
00:48:52,332 --> 00:48:55,102
This is incredible! Is this
where Vader gets his Pop Tarts?
1009
00:48:55,202 --> 00:48:56,671
Can I help you?
1010
00:48:56,738 --> 00:48:59,206
Ruby, I am so sorry. I just
want to be the one to tell you
1011
00:48:59,306 --> 00:49:01,743
that Sophie's tardiness
is 100% my fault.
1012
00:49:01,843 --> 00:49:03,944
I had to put gas
in her father's car.
1013
00:49:04,011 --> 00:49:05,012
Can you believe it takes diesel?
1014
00:49:05,179 --> 00:49:07,014
I'm about to put regular
in the wagon here,
1015
00:49:07,314 --> 00:49:09,483
and a guy calls me
a câlice de tabarnak,
1016
00:49:09,551 --> 00:49:11,853
which I thought was an insult.
Turns out, I google it...
1017
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,220
Is it bring your boyfriend
to work day,
1018
00:49:13,287 --> 00:49:15,924
or is he gonna kindly
get the fuck out of my kitchen?
1019
00:49:16,123 --> 00:49:17,792
- Gordon, please.
- I'm so sorry.
1020
00:49:17,892 --> 00:49:19,661
Boyfriend reads you
loud and clear.
1021
00:49:19,894 --> 00:49:21,596
I'll let you coworkers
do your thing.
1022
00:49:21,663 --> 00:49:22,697
You guys are screwed.
1023
00:49:22,897 --> 00:49:24,766
You're gonna win, baby!
Team Sophie!
1024
00:49:37,444 --> 00:49:39,012
Smoked pine needles.
1025
00:49:39,614 --> 00:49:42,416
When I got home last night,
the air just hit me.
1026
00:49:42,517 --> 00:49:46,086
It was almost sweet.
It smelled like Christmas.
1027
00:49:47,221 --> 00:49:49,757
I thought it would complement
your smoked oysters.
1028
00:49:50,324 --> 00:49:51,860
Give it a distinct
local essence.
1029
00:49:52,059 --> 00:49:54,629
That is what
I'm talking about, Sophie.
1030
00:49:54,729 --> 00:49:55,897
Good work.
1031
00:49:58,121 --> 00:49:59,205
Stop looking!
1032
00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:01,040
I didn't look. It's your turn.
1033
00:50:01,165 --> 00:50:03,000
Mammie has to draw.
1034
00:50:03,418 --> 00:50:05,920
Organize them by suit.
1035
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,275
Not too bored,
Gordon?
1036
00:50:08,643 --> 00:50:10,645
Oh no. Are you kidding me?
I'm having the best time.
1037
00:50:10,712 --> 00:50:13,515
I get to hang out with three
lovely Tremblay ladies
1038
00:50:13,581 --> 00:50:14,749
instead of just one.
1039
00:50:15,082 --> 00:50:16,718
Plus I'm sure Sophie
will be home soon.
1040
00:50:16,818 --> 00:50:18,452
I don't know about that.
1041
00:50:19,621 --> 00:50:23,290
- What don't you know about?
- Ah! It's just...
1042
00:50:23,892 --> 00:50:25,425
When Sophie and Ruby
were together,
1043
00:50:25,492 --> 00:50:27,394
it was like Burning Man
every night.
1044
00:50:28,028 --> 00:50:29,731
So fun.
Juliette...
1045
00:50:29,569 --> 00:50:30,528
What? It's true.
1046
00:50:30,653 --> 00:50:33,322
I lost my virginity to a Jewish boy.
1047
00:50:33,868 --> 00:50:36,436
Mazel tov.
Mammie...
1048
00:50:37,005 --> 00:50:39,807
Uno!
1049
00:50:37,827 --> 00:50:40,037
We're playing heart, Mammie.
1050
00:50:41,275 --> 00:50:43,143
Holy shit!
What's wrong?
1051
00:50:43,443 --> 00:50:45,813
Um, will you excuse me
for just one second?
1052
00:50:45,914 --> 00:50:48,415
I have to, uh,
use the facilities upstairs.
1053
00:50:48,616 --> 00:50:50,785
Oh, but there's
a bathroom right there.
1054
00:50:51,418 --> 00:50:55,489
Oh, but it's a
petit numéro due...
1055
00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:57,430
Gross.
1056
00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:59,348
He's going for a poop?
1057
00:51:05,265 --> 00:51:06,601
No!
1058
00:51:09,403 --> 00:51:12,807
You and I haven't really had
a chance to just chat alone yet,
1059
00:51:12,907 --> 00:51:13,908
have we, Mammie?
1060
00:51:14,197 --> 00:51:16,282
The Russians are sending
a dog into space.
1061
00:51:16,243 --> 00:51:17,411
Yeah, well, they're--
1062
00:51:17,477 --> 00:51:19,212
They're always
doing something up there.
1063
00:51:19,914 --> 00:51:20,949
Um...
1064
00:51:21,415 --> 00:51:24,052
If we could just chat
for a second about the ring.
1065
00:51:24,318 --> 00:51:25,753
That's my great-grandmother's.
1066
00:51:25,853 --> 00:51:28,556
And I'm... I'm sensitive
to your condition, I really am,
1067
00:51:28,656 --> 00:51:30,157
so, no hard feelings.
1068
00:51:30,357 --> 00:51:33,761
But I'm just gonna reach down
and take my ring back, okay?
1069
00:51:34,127 --> 00:51:35,597
So I'm gonna just grab it.
1070
00:51:36,998 --> 00:51:38,432
Gordie!
Hey, man!
1071
00:51:38,179 --> 00:51:41,015
Ditch the old ladies
and come get a drink with the boys.
1072
00:51:40,568 --> 00:51:42,904
No, I'm fine.
I'm hanging out with the ladies.
1073
00:51:42,971 --> 00:51:44,005
I'm having a blast.
1074
00:51:43,726 --> 00:51:45,561
Trust me, you want to come.
1075
00:51:45,540 --> 00:51:47,842
That's a great idea
you should go and have fun.
1076
00:51:48,314 --> 00:51:49,816
Come on, dude.
1077
00:51:51,311 --> 00:51:52,647
Okay, well...
1078
00:51:53,213 --> 00:51:54,582
To be continued!
1079
00:51:55,750 --> 00:51:57,284
What are we drinking next?
1080
00:51:57,518 --> 00:51:59,621
Shots!
Fucking shooters, mate.
1081
00:51:59,954 --> 00:52:01,723
Look, quality is everything.
1082
00:52:01,923 --> 00:52:04,257
And if that means importing
my lamb from New Zealand,
1083
00:52:04,324 --> 00:52:05,425
then that's what
I'm going to do.
1084
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:08,062
Are you saying that the lamb
from my father's farm
1085
00:52:08,161 --> 00:52:09,564
is not as good as New Zealand's?
1086
00:52:09,664 --> 00:52:12,165
Well. I mean,
the difference might be slim,
1087
00:52:12,299 --> 00:52:14,969
but it is the difference between
excellence and perfection.
1088
00:52:15,069 --> 00:52:16,537
Yeah, just like
the slim difference
1089
00:52:16,638 --> 00:52:18,372
between being arrogant
and being full of shit?
1090
00:52:18,472 --> 00:52:20,041
Well,
someone is confident.
1091
00:52:20,140 --> 00:52:21,441
Yeah, 'cause I...
1092
00:52:21,609 --> 00:52:24,411
...I swapped out your lamb today
with meat from my father's farm,
1093
00:52:24,679 --> 00:52:26,681
and someone
didn't seem to notice.
1094
00:52:28,215 --> 00:52:30,618
You absolute assassin.
1095
00:52:36,223 --> 00:52:37,725
Hey!
1096
00:52:39,292 --> 00:52:42,195
Yo! Hey, Jordan, ostie!
1097
00:52:42,429 --> 00:52:45,700
It's Gordon.
1098
00:52:43,828 --> 00:52:45,913
Put her in a triangle choke!
1099
00:52:49,537 --> 00:52:50,370
Oh!
1100
00:52:50,738 --> 00:52:53,941
You hear that?
That's bone. That's a bone.
1101
00:52:54,297 --> 00:52:57,258
Give it up
for Daphne the Dolphin Tousignon!
1102
00:52:57,078 --> 00:52:58,445
Daphne!
1103
00:52:59,302 --> 00:53:00,595
I love you!
1104
00:53:00,414 --> 00:53:01,849
Is someone gonna help her?
1105
00:53:01,916 --> 00:53:03,216
I'm surprised to see you here.
1106
00:53:03,283 --> 00:53:05,887
Oh no, I love it. I love it.
I love violence of any kind.
1107
00:53:06,020 --> 00:53:08,022
Uh, yeah. Pain is my jam.
1108
00:53:08,311 --> 00:53:09,687
And now...
1109
00:53:09,757 --> 00:53:12,593
- Light change.
1110
00:53:10,271 --> 00:53:12,773
he's big, he's mean and he's ugly.
1111
00:53:13,274 --> 00:53:14,984
The prince of Granby,
1112
00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:20,406
Tony Tonka Begin.
1113
00:53:18,566 --> 00:53:20,500
Look at the size of that guy!
1114
00:53:22,074 --> 00:53:25,953
Versus the undefeated champion,
from Quebec...
1115
00:53:24,605 --> 00:53:26,974
He's pointing
at me. I didn't do anything!
1116
00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:31,876
Junior Trauma Tremblay!
1117
00:53:32,212 --> 00:53:34,716
Come on!
You're fighting?
1118
00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:38,090
Every Saturday. Gotta pay the rent.
1119
00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:40,253
Him?
1120
00:53:40,521 --> 00:53:44,092
Are you out of your mind?
1121
00:53:44,424 --> 00:53:45,993
He's like white Shrek!
1122
00:53:46,094 --> 00:53:47,360
Let's go!
1123
00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:52,980
Ready?
1124
00:53:53,968 --> 00:53:55,603
Fight!
1125
00:54:01,408 --> 00:54:03,678
Whoa! That was good, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
1126
00:54:07,749 --> 00:54:09,449
Oui!
1127
00:54:15,523 --> 00:54:16,691
Oh!
1128
00:54:17,324 --> 00:54:20,460
Fuck yes! David beats Goliath!
1129
00:54:23,511 --> 00:54:25,596
Junior Trauma Tremblay!
1130
00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:27,306
That's my cousin!
1131
00:54:27,431 --> 00:54:28,724
Ladies and gentlemen,
1132
00:54:28,849 --> 00:54:34,063
we have a challenger!
1133
00:54:33,741 --> 00:54:35,943
He's gonna fight somebody else?
1134
00:54:35,564 --> 00:54:41,278
Alphonse the Butcher Tremblay!
1135
00:54:41,883 --> 00:54:44,252
Oh fuck, yes!
1136
00:54:44,351 --> 00:54:46,220
Last time they fought,
they ended up in jail, man.
1137
00:54:46,319 --> 00:54:47,722
Are you kidding me?
1138
00:54:49,090 --> 00:54:50,725
They can't fight.
They're family.
1139
00:54:50,997 --> 00:54:52,164
They're Tremblays.
1140
00:54:55,751 --> 00:54:59,088
If I win, you stay and work on the farm.
1141
00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:02,758
If you win,
you can take your little English test.
1142
00:55:02,883 --> 00:55:04,176
Bring it on, old man.
1143
00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:05,970
I'm gonna wipe the floor with you.
1144
00:55:06,641 --> 00:55:08,109
No, false alarm!
1145
00:55:08,209 --> 00:55:10,778
Intermission! Intermission!
1146
00:55:10,878 --> 00:55:14,816
Call it off! Call it off, sorry!
Sorry, you guys cannot fight.
1147
00:55:15,021 --> 00:55:16,272
Stay out of it.
1148
00:55:16,117 --> 00:55:17,552
No, this is my
fault. I'm sorry. It's my fault.
1149
00:55:17,523 --> 00:55:18,482
It's all good.
1150
00:55:17,652 --> 00:55:19,520
Violence is not the answer.
1151
00:55:19,687 --> 00:55:22,023
Think of Sophie, of Ginette.
It's okay!
1152
00:55:22,190 --> 00:55:23,291
It gonna end up in two seconds.
1153
00:55:23,891 --> 00:55:25,660
- No, no.
- There's not gonna be a fight.
1154
00:55:23,988 --> 00:55:26,866
Two seconds? You'll be on the floor
in one second!
1155
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:29,329
Just stop!
1156
00:55:30,703 --> 00:55:32,163
Decent knockout.
1157
00:55:32,033 --> 00:55:33,634
No!
1158
00:55:35,036 --> 00:55:38,573
Yeah!
1159
00:55:39,378 --> 00:55:41,964
Are you sure
you don't want to go to the hospital?
1160
00:55:41,374 --> 00:55:43,476
No. No, no.
1161
00:55:44,008 --> 00:55:45,634
It's just a little headache.
1162
00:55:45,412 --> 00:55:46,848
Again,
I'm so sorry, Alphonse.
1163
00:55:46,981 --> 00:55:49,550
No, no, don't be sorry.
It's their fault.
1164
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:50,973
Mom...
1165
00:55:51,085 --> 00:55:53,420
But Gordon did knock him out.
Very accidentally.
1166
00:55:53,554 --> 00:55:54,689
Still, you delivered the blow.
1167
00:55:54,755 --> 00:55:56,657
The good news is
that father and son
1168
00:55:56,724 --> 00:55:58,860
avoided going at it
in the kumite.
1169
00:55:58,993 --> 00:56:00,127
I have even better news.
1170
00:56:00,493 --> 00:56:01,662
I have a surprise
1171
00:56:01,762 --> 00:56:04,165
that will certainly
get you fixed up in no time.
1172
00:56:04,364 --> 00:56:06,601
Drum roll.
1173
00:56:06,667 --> 00:56:08,202
It's an expression.
You don't...
1174
00:56:08,336 --> 00:56:09,770
I have spoken to the network,
1175
00:56:10,037 --> 00:56:12,707
and we would be thrilled
to shoot an episode
1176
00:56:12,807 --> 00:56:16,844
of Ruby in Your Pantry
right here on your family farm!
1177
00:56:17,078 --> 00:56:18,913
I mean, great exposure
for the greatest lamb
1178
00:56:19,046 --> 00:56:21,649
in the world. Am I right?
I don't know what to say!
1179
00:56:21,749 --> 00:56:23,217
Well, say oui, ma chérie!
1180
00:56:23,351 --> 00:56:24,719
Thank you so much!
1181
00:56:24,886 --> 00:56:25,686
Wow...
1182
00:56:25,753 --> 00:56:27,121
- Wow!
- Thank you so much!
1183
00:56:27,221 --> 00:56:30,423
Can I be on TV, too?
Oh, but of course, it's your farm!
1184
00:56:32,306 --> 00:56:34,100
This is the best news in the world.
1185
00:56:34,558 --> 00:56:36,018
You have to lend me some clothes.
1186
00:56:36,797 --> 00:56:38,633
I'm excited about it, too.
1187
00:56:41,969 --> 00:56:43,371
Of course she drives a Jag.
1188
00:56:43,771 --> 00:56:46,741
Bye! Love your pirate's blouse.
1189
00:56:49,877 --> 00:56:51,212
Wow!
1190
00:56:51,379 --> 00:56:53,247
This turned out to be
such a great night, right?
1191
00:56:53,314 --> 00:56:54,315
Oh, it was fabulous!
1192
00:56:54,447 --> 00:56:56,050
You got drunk
with your ex-girlfriend,
1193
00:56:56,150 --> 00:56:57,450
and I knocked out your father.
1194
00:56:57,985 --> 00:56:59,486
- And that's my fault?
- Yeah, it is.
1195
00:56:59,654 --> 00:57:01,389
Because if you hadn't
stood me up again,
1196
00:57:01,522 --> 00:57:02,523
I wouldn't have been invited
1197
00:57:02,757 --> 00:57:04,892
to family fucking fight club
or whatever that was.
1198
00:57:05,059 --> 00:57:07,395
Okay, you know what?
I don't want to do this tonight.
1199
00:57:07,460 --> 00:57:08,963
Well, you know what? I do.
1200
00:57:09,830 --> 00:57:11,933
I'm just saying, if you look
at things from my point of view,
1201
00:57:12,033 --> 00:57:13,534
it feels like I can't
do anything right,
1202
00:57:13,834 --> 00:57:16,203
unlike Ruby, who can do
absolutely no wrong.
1203
00:57:16,469 --> 00:57:17,872
I can't believe
you're making this about you
1204
00:57:17,939 --> 00:57:20,574
when her show can save this farm
from going out of business.
1205
00:57:20,641 --> 00:57:21,876
Going out of business?
What are you talking about?
1206
00:57:21,943 --> 00:57:23,844
Going out of business?
My dad told me
1207
00:57:23,945 --> 00:57:26,113
that they're on the brink
of bankruptcy, okay?
1208
00:57:26,814 --> 00:57:27,815
Ruby is just trying to help.
1209
00:57:27,982 --> 00:57:29,717
So, you told Ruby,
but you didn't tell me?
1210
00:57:29,917 --> 00:57:31,652
I've been spending
more time with her.
1211
00:57:31,719 --> 00:57:32,954
I haven't seen you
as much, come on.
1212
00:57:33,020 --> 00:57:36,190
Really? I hadn't noticed. Oh, my God!
1213
00:57:37,425 --> 00:57:38,826
All right,
you know what?
1214
00:57:38,926 --> 00:57:40,761
It's been a long week.
Let's just get some sleep.
1215
00:57:40,995 --> 00:57:43,230
You've been reading
way too much into this.
1216
00:57:45,066 --> 00:57:46,600
You're right, I'm sorry.
1217
00:57:47,768 --> 00:57:50,805
I should be happy for you guys.
I didn't know that. I'm sorry.
1218
00:57:51,439 --> 00:57:52,673
I just miss you.
1219
00:57:53,107 --> 00:57:54,508
I miss you too, honey.
1220
00:57:55,409 --> 00:57:57,845
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
1221
00:58:10,157 --> 00:58:12,026
Psst! Hey!
1222
00:58:14,074 --> 00:58:16,702
A big snowstorm is coming.
1223
00:58:16,297 --> 00:58:18,599
All right, I'll-
I'll take her back to bed.
1224
00:58:18,699 --> 00:58:20,368
No, you know what?
Let me, let me.
1225
00:58:20,468 --> 00:58:21,569
Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah.
1226
00:58:21,669 --> 00:58:22,670
Come on, you're tired.
1227
00:58:22,737 --> 00:58:23,971
Let me do one thing right
in this house.
1228
00:58:24,071 --> 00:58:26,107
All right.
I got it.
1229
00:58:26,207 --> 00:58:27,241
Hey, Mammie.
1230
00:58:28,175 --> 00:58:31,979
Let's get you back to bed
before the storm hits, okay?
1231
00:58:32,279 --> 00:58:33,514
I got you.
1232
00:58:33,614 --> 00:58:35,182
All right, Mammie.
1233
00:58:36,283 --> 00:58:37,518
There you go.
1234
00:58:37,785 --> 00:58:42,323
Time to count some sheep before
your son slaughters them all.
1235
00:58:46,260 --> 00:58:48,262
I do need to get
my ring back, though, Mammie.
1236
00:58:49,897 --> 00:58:51,832
Just while you're dozing...
1237
00:58:58,139 --> 00:58:59,273
Farmer knuckles!
1238
00:59:00,241 --> 00:59:01,575
Come on...
1239
00:59:08,249 --> 00:59:12,553
Oh, hey! She wandered
into our room, sweet old gal.
1240
00:59:12,653 --> 00:59:15,089
I think
she was probably sleepwalking.
1241
00:59:16,424 --> 00:59:19,427
I've been tasked
with putting her down again.
1242
00:59:28,969 --> 00:59:30,871
You can close it out
if you want to.
1243
00:59:31,735 --> 00:59:33,112
Yeah, yeah, ding dang dong.
1244
00:59:33,374 --> 00:59:35,776
We did it. We did it.
1245
00:59:36,744 --> 00:59:38,279
Sweet dreams, Mammie.
1246
00:59:39,346 --> 00:59:40,347
I'll just get by you.
1247
00:59:40,848 --> 00:59:42,249
Do you want me
to sing to your baby?
1248
00:59:42,383 --> 00:59:44,151
Oh, I'm good.
Okay.
1249
00:59:45,374 --> 00:59:47,501
What a weirdo.
1250
00:59:49,023 --> 00:59:50,658
Oh!
1251
00:59:52,256 --> 00:59:55,301
Gordon's dad writes with a lot of...
1252
00:59:56,497 --> 00:59:57,865
...eroticism.
1253
01:00:00,639 --> 01:00:03,058
What do you think of Sophie and Ruby?
1254
01:00:04,476 --> 01:00:07,021
I think they have
a good professional relationship.
1255
01:00:07,146 --> 01:00:09,565
Not professionally.
You know what I mean.
1256
01:00:10,232 --> 01:00:11,650
They were perfect together.
1257
01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:14,820
No, they weren't perfect together at all.
1258
01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:17,614
And besides, Sophie is happy with Gordon.
1259
01:00:18,032 --> 01:00:21,368
Sophie will be happy
if she gets the job at the Frontenac.
1260
01:00:21,493 --> 01:00:23,120
Hey, stay out of it.
1261
01:00:24,330 --> 01:00:26,415
Don't look at me like that.
I'm just saying.
1262
01:00:26,293 --> 01:00:28,062
Mm.
1263
01:00:30,794 --> 01:00:34,840
Well, I'm just saying,
when I'm done with Peter's book,
1264
01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:38,969
you should give it a read
and take some notes.
1265
01:00:42,343 --> 01:00:43,878
We gotta talk, Coucou!
1266
01:00:45,809 --> 01:00:47,394
Say it again,
1267
01:00:47,519 --> 01:00:49,313
because I'm totally lost.
1268
01:00:49,083 --> 01:00:50,851
It's a rule of thumb, okay?
1269
01:00:51,318 --> 01:00:53,954
I before E, except after C
1270
01:00:54,355 --> 01:00:58,359
or when sounding as A
as in "Neighbor" or "Weigh."
1271
01:00:59,493 --> 01:01:02,029
You know what? Forget about it.
Can we take a break?
1272
01:01:03,430 --> 01:01:06,033
I am tired, man.
1273
01:01:03,744 --> 01:01:05,371
You OK, Gordie? You look tired.
1274
01:01:06,267 --> 01:01:08,202
I'm frankly very tired
of my girlfriend
1275
01:01:08,302 --> 01:01:09,136
spending every single night
1276
01:01:09,236 --> 01:01:10,838
until 2:00 in the morning
with Ruby,
1277
01:01:10,938 --> 01:01:12,473
drinking and laughing
1278
01:01:12,574 --> 01:01:14,108
and doing all the things
in my mind
1279
01:01:14,175 --> 01:01:16,343
that I pray to God
they're not doing.
1280
01:01:18,384 --> 01:01:19,718
I know a guy.
1281
01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:22,805
For a thousand bucks, he can...
1282
01:01:23,552 --> 01:01:25,386
...smash her legs,
1283
01:01:25,753 --> 01:01:27,988
like, you know,
like Tonya Harding.
1284
01:01:29,223 --> 01:01:31,325
First of all,
very well-crafted sentence.
1285
01:01:31,792 --> 01:01:33,260
But I am gonna pass.
1286
01:01:36,163 --> 01:01:36,964
Hey.
1287
01:01:37,064 --> 01:01:39,266
Guess what? Best news ever!
1288
01:01:39,333 --> 01:01:41,570
Ruby has to do a reshoot
for her show,
1289
01:01:41,670 --> 01:01:44,772
which means
I have the night off.
1290
01:01:45,039 --> 01:01:47,308
Are you serious?
Yeah, baby!
1291
01:01:47,609 --> 01:01:50,744
I'm on my way.
Junior, class dismissed.
1292
01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:54,670
Wait, what was the song
with all the letters?
1293
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:07,641
Pardon me, sir,
1294
01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:09,935
French or English?
1295
01:02:09,730 --> 01:02:11,932
- Anglais.
- Okay, um...
1296
01:02:12,099 --> 01:02:14,034
would you mind
taking my picture?
1297
01:02:14,101 --> 01:02:16,538
I, uh, I have to send it
to my super-hot boyfriend
1298
01:02:16,638 --> 01:02:17,706
who's been desperately lonely.
1299
01:02:17,905 --> 01:02:20,941
Why don't you forget about him
and fall in love
1300
01:02:21,008 --> 01:02:24,078
with a very handsome
English teacher from Brooklyn?
1301
01:02:24,211 --> 01:02:26,514
Okay!
1302
01:02:27,248 --> 01:02:29,283
You look amazing.
This is so pretty. Thank you,
1303
01:02:29,383 --> 01:02:31,620
- thank you, thank you. So do you.
- Wow!
1304
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:33,287
Where are we going?
I don't know.
1305
01:02:56,210 --> 01:02:58,580
It's not the kind of cooking
I really ever thought I'd do,
1306
01:02:58,647 --> 01:03:01,482
but I'm getting into it.
And I mean...
1307
01:03:02,116 --> 01:03:04,885
living in this city,
with my family,
1308
01:03:05,119 --> 01:03:06,487
it really would be amazing.
1309
01:03:06,554 --> 01:03:08,055
I think you're
gonna get the job.
1310
01:03:09,023 --> 01:03:12,026
I don't have it yet.
Baby, you're gonna get the job.
1311
01:03:12,414 --> 01:03:15,083
OK, whatever. Sir...
1312
01:03:14,962 --> 01:03:16,964
I have a surprise
for you.
1313
01:03:17,898 --> 01:03:20,100
I got the Château
to comp us a room tonight.
1314
01:03:20,267 --> 01:03:21,168
Shut up!
1315
01:03:21,268 --> 01:03:22,870
- Are you serious?
- Mm.
1316
01:03:23,237 --> 01:03:25,172
I am gonna miss sleeping
in that waterbed, though.
1317
01:03:25,372 --> 01:03:27,408
I don't think we'll be
doing too much sleeping.
1318
01:03:27,709 --> 01:03:29,611
What are we gonna be doing?
I don't know.
1319
01:03:29,711 --> 01:03:32,547
Bingeing a series?
1320
01:03:38,986 --> 01:03:40,120
You're gonna love her.
1321
01:03:40,220 --> 01:03:42,056
Did I ever tell you
that she's the first person
1322
01:03:42,122 --> 01:03:43,390
- to make me a sous-chef?
- No.
1323
01:03:43,490 --> 01:03:44,491
Yeah!
1324
01:03:44,559 --> 01:03:47,127
Sophie!
Allô!
1325
01:03:47,699 --> 01:03:49,243
You're here!
1326
01:03:50,118 --> 01:03:51,453
You haven't changed a bit.
1327
01:03:51,578 --> 01:03:52,829
You either.
1328
01:03:52,955 --> 01:03:54,081
It's so good to see you.
1329
01:03:54,206 --> 01:03:56,166
I want you to meet my boyfriend, Gordon.
1330
01:03:56,291 --> 01:03:58,126
A pleasure to meet you.
1331
01:03:58,252 --> 01:03:59,545
Let me get you a table.
1332
01:03:59,239 --> 01:04:00,240
Merci!
1333
01:04:01,588 --> 01:04:04,091
It's crazy. Nothing's changed!
1334
01:04:03,944 --> 01:04:05,879
Merci!Bon appétit.
1335
01:04:06,715 --> 01:04:10,084
Mm. By the way,
you can order anything you want,
1336
01:04:10,217 --> 01:04:12,920
because dinner is on the house.
1337
01:04:13,854 --> 01:04:15,389
Look at this! What?
1338
01:04:15,489 --> 01:04:17,726
Oh, yay! You know what?
1339
01:04:17,792 --> 01:04:18,859
No, I'll pour it.
You don't have to.
1340
01:04:18,959 --> 01:04:20,361
Thank you so much.
Merci beaucoup.
1341
01:04:20,494 --> 01:04:22,096
Merci!
Look at you!
1342
01:04:22,229 --> 01:04:27,067
Baby, come on, free champagne
and free dinner, and free hotel.
1343
01:04:27,301 --> 01:04:30,137
I'm blown away. You are
the queen of Quebec City.
1344
01:04:30,337 --> 01:04:33,073
- And you are my king, monsieur.
- Oh, thank you, darling.
1345
01:04:33,407 --> 01:04:37,779
Um, before we toast
to this great night,
1346
01:04:37,978 --> 01:04:39,581
I just wanted to let you know
1347
01:04:39,681 --> 01:04:41,683
that I see how supportive
you've been,
1348
01:04:41,816 --> 01:04:44,051
and it's meant so much to me.
1349
01:04:44,151 --> 01:04:47,154
There you are!
The woman I have been hunting.
1350
01:04:47,421 --> 01:04:49,490
Ruby, I... I thought
you were shooting.
1351
01:04:49,624 --> 01:04:52,092
Oh, that's why they call me
the one-take wonder, darling.
1352
01:04:52,192 --> 01:04:53,994
I spoke to your dad,
and he told me
1353
01:04:54,061 --> 01:04:55,162
you guys
were having dinner here.
1354
01:04:55,329 --> 01:04:57,498
Oh! Allô, Solange, babe!
Hi, Ruby!
1355
01:04:57,632 --> 01:05:00,635
I wanted you to meet
my good friend, Avi Donaldson.
1356
01:05:00,702 --> 01:05:02,002
Good friend? Best friend.
1357
01:05:02,169 --> 01:05:04,304
After the reviews
I've written for her, Jesus.
1358
01:05:04,506 --> 01:05:06,206
It's true.
I'm sorry. My bestie
1359
01:05:06,340 --> 01:05:09,209
and the most important
food critic in London.
1360
01:05:09,309 --> 01:05:11,345
His wit is as cutting
as his reviews.
1361
01:05:11,412 --> 01:05:13,380
Mademoiselle. My God!
1362
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:15,949
You are even more
stunning than she rhapsodized.
1363
01:05:16,049 --> 01:05:17,786
Obviously,
I've been chatting you up.
1364
01:05:18,051 --> 01:05:20,387
Mind if we join you guys
for a quick drink?
1365
01:05:22,156 --> 01:05:24,458
Um, it's just that--
It's just that what?
1366
01:05:24,626 --> 01:05:27,294
Nothing. I mean, a drink
sounds really nice,
1367
01:05:27,361 --> 01:05:28,195
right, Gordon?
1368
01:05:28,328 --> 01:05:31,064
It does sound nice,
but this is a two-top,
1369
01:05:31,165 --> 01:05:32,299
and with the fire code,
1370
01:05:32,366 --> 01:05:35,302
I'm a little concerned
about exiting safely.
1371
01:05:35,402 --> 01:05:38,038
Oh, don't worry, Gordie.
We won't stay long.
1372
01:05:38,205 --> 01:05:40,909
He's got a flight to catch.
Carpe diem, as the Latins say.
1373
01:05:41,008 --> 01:05:44,111
- Carpe fucking diem.
- Whoo! Ladies!
1374
01:05:45,312 --> 01:05:48,382
Excuse my reach.
I could have passed it, bro.
1375
01:05:48,482 --> 01:05:50,350
What are we drinking to?
1376
01:05:50,585 --> 01:05:53,187
Well, not to make tonight
about me... Please do.
1377
01:05:53,287 --> 01:05:55,422
I'm about to close
a five-year deal
1378
01:05:55,523 --> 01:05:58,392
with a major streamer
who shall remain nameless.
1379
01:05:58,459 --> 01:05:59,460
Rhymes with Petflix.
1380
01:05:59,527 --> 01:06:00,528
Hulu.
1381
01:06:00,595 --> 01:06:01,995
No, it's Netflix.
Ah!
1382
01:06:02,095 --> 01:06:05,232
Which will put us in over
200 million homes worldwide.
1383
01:06:05,432 --> 01:06:07,535
Are you serious?
That's... that's fantastic! Mm-hmm.
1384
01:06:07,635 --> 01:06:08,903
It's bloody brilliant!
1385
01:06:09,002 --> 01:06:10,471
And we are almost out of bubbly.
1386
01:06:10,572 --> 01:06:12,774
Well, we had plenty
until you poured two thermoses
1387
01:06:12,874 --> 01:06:14,809
over there.
We're gonna actually order
1388
01:06:14,909 --> 01:06:18,378
some appetizers, right, baby?
Thank God. I am famished. Mademoiselle!
1389
01:06:19,213 --> 01:06:21,516
Right away. I'm not a figment
of your imagination.
1390
01:06:21,850 --> 01:06:24,117
Uh, 36 oysters.
1391
01:06:24,586 --> 01:06:27,187
Don't fob us off with any
of that Nova Scotia bullshit.
1392
01:06:27,287 --> 01:06:29,122
I want Prince Edward Island.
Malpeques, babe.
1393
01:06:29,624 --> 01:06:32,092
We can do separate checks,
not everyone together.
1394
01:06:32,192 --> 01:06:33,327
He's joking, right?
Yeah.
1395
01:06:33,628 --> 01:06:35,730
Of course he's fucking joking.
You are joking?
1396
01:06:35,830 --> 01:06:37,030
Yeah, I'm joking.
1397
01:06:37,197 --> 01:06:39,333
Hilarious. Cheers!
To jokes!
1398
01:06:39,634 --> 01:06:40,635
To jokes.
1399
01:06:40,768 --> 01:06:42,269
Ah, so funny!
1400
01:06:42,537 --> 01:06:44,606
So, we hadn't caught
anything in hours,
1401
01:06:44,739 --> 01:06:47,976
when Ruby suddenly notices
something bobbing in the water.
1402
01:06:48,208 --> 01:06:52,179
It was a dolphin that was caught
in some old fishing net.
1403
01:06:52,246 --> 01:06:53,948
The poor thing had been
struggling for days,
1404
01:06:54,047 --> 01:06:55,048
if not weeks.
1405
01:06:55,182 --> 01:06:57,585
Have you ever seen
an emaciated dolphin?
1406
01:06:58,252 --> 01:06:59,787
No.
It's awful.
1407
01:07:00,254 --> 01:07:01,890
Like models in the '90s.
1408
01:07:02,155 --> 01:07:05,092
I mean, attractive, obviously,
but deeply unhealthy.
1409
01:07:06,093 --> 01:07:08,830
Anyway, um,
without batting an eye,
1410
01:07:08,930 --> 01:07:10,264
- Aqua Girl over here...
- Oh, stop it.
1411
01:07:10,364 --> 01:07:12,432
No, but keep going.
It's a great story.
1412
01:07:12,734 --> 01:07:15,068
...dove into
the frigid Atlantic,
1413
01:07:15,235 --> 01:07:17,972
cutting free
the majestic cetacean.
1414
01:07:18,071 --> 01:07:19,406
It was the right thing to do.
Yeah.
1415
01:07:19,507 --> 01:07:21,009
Fuck me, it was incredible.
1416
01:07:21,141 --> 01:07:23,110
It swam alongside
the boat for hours,
1417
01:07:23,410 --> 01:07:26,079
just grateful to be alive
'cause of this goddess.
1418
01:07:26,380 --> 01:07:27,815
Well, I think
it had more to do
1419
01:07:27,916 --> 01:07:29,216
with the mackerel
we were feeding it.
1420
01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:32,286
Or because the DJ on board
was absolutely crushing it.
1421
01:07:32,386 --> 01:07:35,222
Oh, they really were.
They were really good, yeah.
1422
01:07:35,289 --> 01:07:36,791
Anyway, enough
of Ruby's heroics.
1423
01:07:36,891 --> 01:07:38,191
Gordon, I'm being so rude.
1424
01:07:38,292 --> 01:07:40,160
I haven't asked
what it is you do.
1425
01:07:41,128 --> 01:07:44,164
Oh, um, I'm an academic.
Oh, a professor!
1426
01:07:44,566 --> 01:07:47,301
Pray tell us, which university's
hallowed halls
1427
01:07:47,401 --> 01:07:48,937
do you grace with your insights?
1428
01:07:49,069 --> 01:07:50,470
- I teach eight grade English.
- Yeah.
1429
01:07:50,638 --> 01:07:53,273
Teacher of the year,
two years in a row.
1430
01:07:53,373 --> 01:07:54,408
Hey, that's not nothing.
1431
01:07:54,776 --> 01:07:57,645
Man, I was a terrible student.
Kicked out of high school.
1432
01:07:57,779 --> 01:07:59,279
But I think we can all agree
1433
01:07:59,346 --> 01:08:01,481
that traditional schooling
is a bit antiquated.
1434
01:08:01,583 --> 01:08:03,250
Oh, yeah...
Oh, Sophie didn't tell me
1435
01:08:03,317 --> 01:08:05,218
you were also an expert
in education reform.
1436
01:08:05,319 --> 01:08:08,121
Come on, Gordon.
1437
01:08:08,288 --> 01:08:10,090
I'm not trying
to shit on your job.
1438
01:08:10,190 --> 01:08:12,426
I'm just saying
that there are other ways
1439
01:08:12,492 --> 01:08:15,295
to forge a path to success.
Exhibit A.
1440
01:08:15,395 --> 01:08:16,698
And what an exhibit it is!
1441
01:08:16,798 --> 01:08:19,466
Excuse me, I'm gonna go
forge a path to the urinal.
1442
01:08:21,101 --> 01:08:22,436
Okay.
1443
01:08:22,537 --> 01:08:23,805
Is he mad at us?
1444
01:08:31,746 --> 01:08:33,781
Oh, fucking asparagus!
1445
01:08:34,749 --> 01:08:36,416
It must have been in the potage.
1446
01:08:36,718 --> 01:08:39,319
What's potage?
Soup.
1447
01:08:40,487 --> 01:08:41,488
Come on, mate.
1448
01:08:41,756 --> 01:08:43,423
Well, it looks like
I'm missing my flight.
1449
01:08:43,524 --> 01:08:45,560
Yeah, so much
for that quick drink, huh?
1450
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:48,630
Free word of advice, friend.
1451
01:08:48,896 --> 01:08:51,899
I don't know you very well,
but Ruby, I do know.
1452
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:53,266
And let me tell you,
1453
01:08:53,367 --> 01:08:55,970
when a woman like that
sets her sights on something,
1454
01:08:56,070 --> 01:08:58,372
she always gets what she wants.
1455
01:08:58,940 --> 01:09:01,109
What is that supposed to mean?
Did she say something to you?
1456
01:09:01,208 --> 01:09:03,611
A woman like that doesn't
need to say much, does she?
1457
01:09:04,112 --> 01:09:07,815
That's even more cryptic.
Is it? Is it?
1458
01:09:13,487 --> 01:09:14,522
He's right.
1459
01:09:14,822 --> 01:09:16,256
You gotta do it tonight.
1460
01:09:18,325 --> 01:09:19,694
You don't need a ring.
1461
01:09:20,561 --> 01:09:21,929
You don't need
her father's blessing.
1462
01:09:22,030 --> 01:09:23,665
You just need
the balls to do it.
1463
01:09:26,134 --> 01:09:27,702
Carpe fucking diem. Let's go.
1464
01:09:29,336 --> 01:09:31,405
Sophie, there's something
I want to ask you.
1465
01:09:32,205 --> 01:09:33,473
What's wrong? What happened?
1466
01:09:34,341 --> 01:09:38,445
It's Mammie. She's dead.
1467
01:09:38,980 --> 01:09:40,848
No!
1468
01:09:40,948 --> 01:09:43,417
- Oh, my God!
- Oh...
1469
01:09:44,519 --> 01:09:45,720
Are we sure?
1470
01:09:52,606 --> 01:09:54,566
They're picking up her body in an hour.
1471
01:09:54,529 --> 01:09:56,196
They're coming
to get her already?
1472
01:09:56,263 --> 01:09:58,633
I thought
we had more time.
1473
01:10:01,268 --> 01:10:02,737
But we don't.
1474
01:10:07,374 --> 01:10:08,375
Uh, babe, you look chilly.
1475
01:10:08,475 --> 01:10:09,777
Let me just
grab you a sweater, okay?
1476
01:10:09,877 --> 01:10:12,279
- Yeah. Thanks, babe.
- Okay. I love you.
1477
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:18,924
At least you got to see her
before she died.
1478
01:10:32,533 --> 01:10:33,868
This is crazy.
1479
01:10:36,104 --> 01:10:37,105
Gotta get the ring.
1480
01:10:37,171 --> 01:10:38,740
It's for Sophie, Mammie.
I'm so sorry.
1481
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:41,943
Work with me, okay, on this?
1482
01:10:51,085 --> 01:10:53,988
Oh! Your lips are so cold.
1483
01:10:56,190 --> 01:10:57,658
Yes!
1484
01:11:15,243 --> 01:11:17,410
Oh!
1485
01:11:22,917 --> 01:11:23,718
Hey.
1486
01:11:24,051 --> 01:11:26,187
What's going on? I'm just paying my respects.
1487
01:11:26,687 --> 01:11:29,657
She's been so kind to me
ever since I got here, so...
1488
01:11:29,757 --> 01:11:31,025
Mm-hmm.
1489
01:11:36,998 --> 01:11:38,232
She looks so peaceful, you know?
1490
01:11:38,431 --> 01:11:41,202
Yeah, that's how she's been
since I've been here, just...
1491
01:11:41,434 --> 01:11:42,904
just resting in peace.
1492
01:11:44,639 --> 01:11:46,339
It's hard to lose a mother.
1493
01:11:47,842 --> 01:11:48,910
I do know that.
1494
01:11:55,061 --> 01:11:57,772
And we shall always remember Eleanore
1495
01:11:57,897 --> 01:11:59,816
for her enduring faith.
1496
01:12:02,402 --> 01:12:05,905
In the name of the Father,
the Son and the Holy Ghost, amen.
1497
01:12:06,489 --> 01:12:09,159
Would anyone like to say a few words?
1498
01:12:09,163 --> 01:12:11,464
Oh, I'd like to
share something, Father.
1499
01:12:13,734 --> 01:12:17,104
Um, I am a woman of few words.
1500
01:12:17,205 --> 01:12:18,306
Then just shut up.
1501
01:12:18,405 --> 01:12:20,074
It's a little something
I wrote last night,
1502
01:12:20,141 --> 01:12:22,475
so just bear with me.
1503
01:12:37,825 --> 01:12:39,260
Imagine strings.
1504
01:12:39,397 --> 01:12:40,482
Beautiful.
1505
01:12:46,634 --> 01:12:48,970
What's happening?
She's singing.
1506
01:12:49,170 --> 01:12:50,838
I know. I'm just...
It's so beautiful.
1507
01:12:51,672 --> 01:12:52,540
Right.
1508
01:13:11,679 --> 01:13:13,306
She's better than Céline.
1509
01:13:16,030 --> 01:13:17,298
Thank you for the song.
1510
01:13:17,397 --> 01:13:18,799
It was really gorgeous,
1511
01:13:18,866 --> 01:13:19,934
beautiful.
1512
01:13:20,234 --> 01:13:22,169
Yeah, anytime.
I'm here for you.
1513
01:13:22,937 --> 01:13:24,138
Bring it in.
1514
01:13:26,841 --> 01:13:30,244
Yeah. I've been selling weed,
like, since I was a little kid.
1515
01:13:30,344 --> 01:13:33,347
Oh, congrats.
They called me the Cowboy du Cannabis.
1516
01:13:33,660 --> 01:13:35,995
We had T-shirts and everything.
It was sick.
1517
01:13:36,150 --> 01:13:38,319
But then
the government made it legal,
1518
01:13:38,519 --> 01:13:39,820
which sucked huge.
1519
01:13:40,375 --> 01:13:41,960
Fucking Canada.
1520
01:13:43,545 --> 01:13:46,339
You know heaven? What are the rules?
1521
01:13:47,549 --> 01:13:49,717
Because, between you and me,
1522
01:13:49,843 --> 01:13:52,178
I've done some pretty bad things.
1523
01:13:54,347 --> 01:13:56,933
But if I become a cop,
I can help people.
1524
01:13:59,519 --> 01:14:00,854
Here.
1525
01:14:01,842 --> 01:14:03,811
Yes.
1526
01:14:01,938 --> 01:14:03,815
Her recipe book.
1527
01:14:08,987 --> 01:14:10,530
It'll bring you luck.
1528
01:14:12,031 --> 01:14:13,908
What about me? What do I get?
1529
01:14:14,492 --> 01:14:17,662
You? You got her breasts.
1530
01:14:18,621 --> 01:14:19,998
Last thing.
1531
01:14:21,583 --> 01:14:23,001
A threesome.
1532
01:14:23,585 --> 01:14:25,795
Is it OK, if everyone's Catholic?
1533
01:14:27,601 --> 01:14:29,203
I'm still in agriculture.
Good.
1534
01:14:29,270 --> 01:14:30,338
Don't you worry.
1535
01:14:30,438 --> 01:14:32,206
I have a small grow-op
of coniferous trees.
1536
01:14:32,306 --> 01:14:33,307
Oh, cool!
1537
01:14:33,553 --> 01:14:35,430
Christmas is huge in Quebec.
1538
01:14:35,076 --> 01:14:36,577
Yeah,
Christmas is pretty big
1539
01:14:36,644 --> 01:14:37,979
in New York City as well.
1540
01:14:38,279 --> 01:14:39,447
Oh yeah? You want a tree?
1541
01:14:39,547 --> 01:14:41,248
No, thank you. It's July.
1542
01:14:41,349 --> 01:14:43,584
Exactly.
Give you a good price!
1543
01:14:51,525 --> 01:14:52,793
Quite a performance.
1544
01:14:53,060 --> 01:14:54,829
Oh, it was a straight
from the heart.
1545
01:14:55,329 --> 01:14:56,330
It wasn't even rehearsed.
1546
01:14:56,430 --> 01:14:57,531
Yeah, I could tell.
1547
01:14:58,132 --> 01:15:01,235
Uh, listen, I don't want
to overstep any boundaries,
1548
01:15:01,402 --> 01:15:04,538
but I do think
it's probably a good idea
1549
01:15:04,605 --> 01:15:06,240
to go ahead
and cancel the shoot.
1550
01:15:07,641 --> 01:15:09,410
I think it would
give those of us
1551
01:15:09,477 --> 01:15:10,778
who are actually in the family
1552
01:15:10,845 --> 01:15:15,149
a little... a little space
to grieve, you know,
1553
01:15:15,349 --> 01:15:20,221
in private, without the circus
of a reality television show.
1554
01:15:20,488 --> 01:15:22,256
Nah. The show must go on.
1555
01:15:22,456 --> 01:15:24,625
That's not really a thing.
1556
01:15:24,725 --> 01:15:27,194
That's a saying
they use in show business.
1557
01:15:27,294 --> 01:15:28,629
It's, uh, not something
1558
01:15:28,729 --> 01:15:31,832
that applies
to real-world tragedy.
1559
01:15:32,533 --> 01:15:34,001
We're in the middle of a...
1560
01:15:35,202 --> 01:15:37,705
Alphie, you poor man.
1561
01:15:38,339 --> 01:15:39,340
I'm sorry to interrupt.
1562
01:15:39,407 --> 01:15:40,408
Oh, no.
1563
01:15:40,574 --> 01:15:44,045
Um, but I've been giving it
a lot of thought,
1564
01:15:44,311 --> 01:15:46,313
and maybe we should reschedule.
1565
01:15:47,014 --> 01:15:49,518
We'll give your family
the appropriate amount of time
1566
01:15:49,583 --> 01:15:53,287
to grieve without the circus
of reality television.
1567
01:15:55,189 --> 01:15:56,690
That is so considerate of you.
1568
01:15:57,058 --> 01:15:59,260
Yeah, sounds a bit like
what I just said
1569
01:15:59,326 --> 01:16:00,394
two seconds ago in the kitchen.
1570
01:16:00,461 --> 01:16:02,196
Ruby's right, Dad.
We should reschedule.
1571
01:16:02,296 --> 01:16:04,665
Yeah, Ruby said it,
but I... I said it to Ruby,
1572
01:16:04,765 --> 01:16:05,766
and now you know it,
1573
01:16:06,067 --> 01:16:07,868
and now she sort of
disseminated it to the group.
1574
01:16:07,968 --> 01:16:09,336
And now I think
we're all on the same page
1575
01:16:09,403 --> 01:16:12,606
that the appropriate thing
is to have some time to grieve.
1576
01:16:14,041 --> 01:16:15,142
No.
1577
01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:18,783
No. The farm, the land, it was her life.
1578
01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:20,910
She'd want us to do it.
1579
01:16:21,715 --> 01:16:22,983
The show must go on.
1580
01:16:23,084 --> 01:16:24,218
It really must!
1581
01:16:28,055 --> 01:16:29,924
Hi, Gordie.
Mm.
1582
01:16:31,421 --> 01:16:32,839
Don't sweat it, Gordie.
1583
01:16:36,030 --> 01:16:39,200
Flow like, uh,
water. Comme Bruce Lee.
1584
01:16:41,669 --> 01:16:43,871
I liked your
Tonya Harding idea better.
1585
01:16:45,005 --> 01:16:47,274
We're gonna do things
a little differently today,
1586
01:16:47,374 --> 01:16:50,478
seeing as that our host's pantry
is an entire farm.
1587
01:16:50,711 --> 01:16:52,079
And not just any plot of land,
1588
01:16:52,179 --> 01:16:54,648
but the greatest supplier
of organic meats
1589
01:16:54,715 --> 01:16:55,950
on this side of the world.
1590
01:16:56,217 --> 01:16:59,653
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you the Tremblay family!
1591
01:16:59,753 --> 01:17:02,256
Say "bonjour,"
you French Canadian phenoms.
1592
01:17:02,356 --> 01:17:03,858
Bonjour!
1593
01:17:03,077 --> 01:17:04,370
Hi, everyone!
1594
01:17:04,258 --> 01:17:06,260
We're gonna start things off
with a duck hunt
1595
01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:07,529
with this gorgeous fam,
1596
01:17:07,661 --> 01:17:09,096
followed by a confit
I will prepare
1597
01:17:09,196 --> 01:17:10,764
with the daughter
of these lands,
1598
01:17:10,831 --> 01:17:13,300
chef extraordinaire
Sophie Tremblay.
1599
01:17:13,801 --> 01:17:14,869
That's my girlfriend.
1600
01:17:15,537 --> 01:17:17,371
What do you say, Sophie?
I say let's get out of the pantry
1601
01:17:17,371 --> 01:17:20,307
and shoot some birds.
Bang, bang!
1602
01:17:24,145 --> 01:17:25,346
Pow, pow, pow!
1603
01:17:26,046 --> 01:17:26,847
Oh, boy!
1604
01:17:26,947 --> 01:17:28,415
Oh, no!
1605
01:17:28,517 --> 01:17:29,783
Good day for it, huh?
1606
01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:34,088
- Hey, hey, hey!
- What, um...
1607
01:17:33,941 --> 01:17:35,693
Why did you dress up
as a traffic cone, bro?
1608
01:17:34,255 --> 01:17:36,290
....what are you wearing?
1609
01:17:36,525 --> 01:17:37,791
What? Is the hat too much?
1610
01:17:37,858 --> 01:17:38,926
No, no, you just...
1611
01:17:39,059 --> 01:17:40,794
look like you're gonna repair
a cell tower.
1612
01:17:41,061 --> 01:17:45,032
Oh. I spoke to Mr. Bouchard
at the hunting shop,
1613
01:17:45,099 --> 01:17:46,700
and I just said, "Give me
the best money can buy."
1614
01:17:46,834 --> 01:17:48,669
He hooked me up with all this.
You know,
1615
01:17:48,736 --> 01:17:50,404
it's fully reflective,
head to toe.
1616
01:17:50,471 --> 01:17:51,640
Head to toe, I can see that.
1617
01:17:51,872 --> 01:17:53,707
Yes.
1618
01:17:52,085 --> 01:17:53,211
Bouchard sold you that?
1619
01:17:56,810 --> 01:18:00,281
Okay, I'm sensing
I may have been upsold a bit.
1620
01:18:00,814 --> 01:18:02,449
But you know what?
Don't laugh at me,
1621
01:18:02,517 --> 01:18:04,451
because I come
from British stock.
1622
01:18:05,052 --> 01:18:07,589
Hunting is in my blood.
Oh, yeah?
1623
01:18:07,656 --> 01:18:08,657
'Cause I remember you crying
1624
01:18:09,023 --> 01:18:11,058
when that pigeon flew into
our living-room window and died.
1625
01:18:11,425 --> 01:18:14,128
Yeah, 'cause we couldn't
eat it. A wasted death.
1626
01:18:14,596 --> 01:18:15,863
Or am I misreading this,
1627
01:18:15,963 --> 01:18:17,632
and Ruby said
this was for the family
1628
01:18:17,731 --> 01:18:19,934
and you don't want me
to be included, right?
1629
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:23,572
What? Babe, no. No, no, no.
You're always included.
1630
01:18:23,638 --> 01:18:25,640
You know that, right? Okay.
Good. I want to be part of things.
1631
01:18:25,739 --> 01:18:26,774
- I wanna-- All right,
- Yeah. Yeah.
1632
01:18:27,141 --> 01:18:29,143
I want to hunt.
You're part of all of it. Come here.
1633
01:18:30,477 --> 01:18:33,247
Has anyone seen Gordon?
Anyone?
1634
01:18:33,582 --> 01:18:37,117
Ha, ha! Very funny.
1635
01:18:40,522 --> 01:18:42,323
Though duck hunting
may seem barbaric,
1636
01:18:42,423 --> 01:18:45,426
it's actually very important
for our ecosystems.
1637
01:18:47,294 --> 01:18:48,162
This is fun, hey, babe?
1638
01:18:48,262 --> 01:18:50,464
I'm just so excited
to assassinate
1639
01:18:50,565 --> 01:18:51,832
something majestic!
1640
01:19:02,276 --> 01:19:03,310
Yes!
1641
01:19:03,531 --> 01:19:04,907
Two nothing Patrice!
1642
01:19:05,032 --> 01:19:06,075
I shot it.
1643
01:19:05,846 --> 01:19:07,381
Fuck off.
1644
01:19:06,617 --> 01:19:08,035
Both of you, shut up.
1645
01:19:09,718 --> 01:19:10,851
Shooting blanks, Gordo?
1646
01:19:11,051 --> 01:19:14,255
I had the, uh, the safety on.
But safety first!
1647
01:19:17,559 --> 01:19:18,660
I got a fish!
1648
01:19:18,759 --> 01:19:21,529
Yeah, great! See?
I knew you had it in you!
1649
01:19:21,795 --> 01:19:23,497
Oh! So supportive.
1650
01:19:26,066 --> 01:19:28,102
It's not a sport,
it's a massacre.
1651
01:19:28,402 --> 01:19:31,038
Thing just wants to fly.
1652
01:19:59,668 --> 01:20:00,934
I got one!
1653
01:20:02,436 --> 01:20:03,470
Shooting blanks...
1654
01:20:03,571 --> 01:20:06,206
He's huge! He's a biggun!
1655
01:20:10,645 --> 01:20:13,782
Oh no!
1656
01:20:13,981 --> 01:20:16,383
False alarm!
False alarm, guys.
1657
01:20:16,483 --> 01:20:19,453
I didn't get anything.
Stop being humble, Gordon.
1658
01:20:19,654 --> 01:20:21,088
You gotta celebrate your kill!
1659
01:20:21,455 --> 01:20:22,856
My kill wants privacy.
1660
01:20:23,824 --> 01:20:24,958
Oh, my God, Gordon,
1661
01:20:25,025 --> 01:20:26,594
that's not a duck,
that's a swan.
1662
01:20:26,695 --> 01:20:28,195
Oh, no, Coucou!
1663
01:20:28,362 --> 01:20:30,030
Hey, shit, dude!
1664
01:20:30,130 --> 01:20:31,265
I... I got blinded by the sun,
1665
01:20:31,365 --> 01:20:34,368
and I... I thought
it was a... a large duck.
1666
01:20:35,269 --> 01:20:36,837
Also, in my defense,
1667
01:20:36,937 --> 01:20:39,674
I think I may have
gotten a bad kazoo,
1668
01:20:39,741 --> 01:20:41,175
'cause this definitely
calls swans.
1669
01:20:41,375 --> 01:20:43,545
I think it's time
to turn in your gun, Golden Eye.
1670
01:20:43,844 --> 01:20:45,045
Let's cut, guys. Okay?
Should we cut
1671
01:20:45,112 --> 01:20:46,246
for a second, please?
1672
01:20:46,447 --> 01:20:49,083
Our duck has
roasted in its fat
1673
01:20:49,183 --> 01:20:50,552
for about an hour and a half,
1674
01:20:50,652 --> 01:20:54,021
and now, the meat should
literally fall off the bone.
1675
01:20:54,121 --> 01:20:57,826
Mm! Look at all those juices
caressing the thighs.
1676
01:20:57,891 --> 01:20:59,960
Nice and moist,
just the way I like it.
1677
01:21:00,060 --> 01:21:04,064
Perfect. Now I would like
to bring out Monsieur Tremblay!
1678
01:21:04,193 --> 01:21:05,403
Go, go, go!
1679
01:21:07,267 --> 01:21:09,470
Come on over,
Alphie, you musky hunk!
1680
01:21:11,773 --> 01:21:13,040
I would like to announce
1681
01:21:13,307 --> 01:21:16,343
that Tremblay Farms
will be the sole lamb supplier
1682
01:21:16,477 --> 01:21:19,079
for my new restaurant, Ruby,
at the Château Frontenac,
1683
01:21:19,413 --> 01:21:22,216
opening this summer
in gorgeous Quebec City.
1684
01:21:24,338 --> 01:21:25,506
- For real?
- Yes.
1685
01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:26,887
For real?
1686
01:21:27,425 --> 01:21:28,467
That's crazy!
1687
01:21:28,593 --> 01:21:30,344
You're telling me this on TV?
1688
01:21:30,124 --> 01:21:31,125
Well, thank you!
1689
01:21:31,358 --> 01:21:34,094
And a special shout out
to the original gangster,
1690
01:21:34,261 --> 01:21:36,598
the Tremblay matriarch,
Mammie Tremblay.
1691
01:21:36,865 --> 01:21:41,168
May you grace the farmlands
of heaven for all of eternity.
1692
01:21:42,970 --> 01:21:45,339
Cut! Best show ever!
1693
01:21:50,210 --> 01:21:54,849
Ruby! Ruby!
Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! Ruby!
1694
01:21:55,115 --> 01:21:58,686
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby...
1695
01:21:58,956 --> 01:21:59,999
No, for real!
1696
01:22:00,154 --> 01:22:02,423
I was freaking out!
It did not show on camera?
1697
01:22:02,557 --> 01:22:05,459
I felt like I was on, like,
this buzz, like my lips were...
1698
01:22:05,627 --> 01:22:07,394
my lips were
sticking to my teeth.
1699
01:22:07,461 --> 01:22:08,962
I was sweating. I couldn't... No.
1700
01:22:09,129 --> 01:22:11,398
No, shut up, honestly.
You were incredible.
1701
01:22:11,666 --> 01:22:14,201
I mean, you'll get phone calls
for your own show from this.
1702
01:22:14,401 --> 01:22:16,638
I'm telling you.
You're beautiful.
1703
01:22:17,271 --> 01:22:18,673
Phone's gonna be ringing.
Okay, madame.
1704
01:22:18,893 --> 01:22:20,561
She's right, sweetie.
1705
01:22:20,686 --> 01:22:22,021
You look fantastic on TV.
1706
01:22:22,188 --> 01:22:24,023
Oh, thanks, Dad. I love you.
1707
01:22:24,148 --> 01:22:27,360
I've got a few notes if you want to
become the next Rachael Ray.
1708
01:22:28,736 --> 01:22:30,196
I'm kidding. You were perfect.
1709
01:22:30,321 --> 01:22:31,447
She's one-of-a-kind.
1710
01:22:31,572 --> 01:22:33,199
You've got potential.
1711
01:22:33,053 --> 01:22:36,558
So, Ruby,
you're a Jag girl, huh?
1712
01:22:37,191 --> 01:22:38,626
I would have thought
you'd drive, like,
1713
01:22:39,126 --> 01:22:41,261
an electric car
to set a good example
1714
01:22:41,328 --> 01:22:43,197
for your legions of followers.
1715
01:22:43,531 --> 01:22:46,366
Well, not to throw my bestie,
Elon, under the Hyperloop,
1716
01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:48,837
but some experts say
that those batteries
1717
01:22:48,937 --> 01:22:50,170
are more toxic
to the environment
1718
01:22:50,237 --> 01:22:51,438
than CO2 emissions.
1719
01:22:51,506 --> 01:22:53,474
Well, I think your experts
are full of shit.
1720
01:22:53,641 --> 01:22:55,844
I think you're jealous
I drive a collectible.
1721
01:22:55,944 --> 01:22:57,612
Well, you can collect...
1722
01:22:59,480 --> 01:23:00,280
Keep working on that.
1723
01:23:00,447 --> 01:23:02,049
Everyone! Attention,
s'il vous plaît!
1724
01:23:02,216 --> 01:23:03,852
Ruby has a speech, everybody!
1725
01:23:03,952 --> 01:23:05,687
Gather 'round!
Maybe there'll be a song.
1726
01:23:07,421 --> 01:23:10,925
Well, Sophie, it has been
an epic two weeks.
1727
01:23:11,024 --> 01:23:12,025
Yeah.
1728
01:23:12,092 --> 01:23:13,595
And in that time,
I've seen you
1729
01:23:13,695 --> 01:23:17,297
explode out of your chrysalid
like a fiery monarch.
1730
01:23:18,733 --> 01:23:20,668
So I wanted to take
this opportunity,
1731
01:23:20,802 --> 01:23:23,237
in front of your entire family,
1732
01:23:24,171 --> 01:23:27,609
to offer you the executive chef
position at the Château.
1733
01:23:27,742 --> 01:23:29,409
You won the job!
1734
01:23:30,881 --> 01:23:32,758
My daughter is coming home!
1735
01:23:33,581 --> 01:23:35,617
Hey!
1736
01:23:35,717 --> 01:23:37,719
Surprise!
1737
01:23:38,055 --> 01:23:41,434
Dad! Oh my God, I'm coming home!
1738
01:23:41,188 --> 01:23:42,690
I want to make a speech, too.
1739
01:23:42,757 --> 01:23:44,291
I got a speech, too!
1740
01:23:50,130 --> 01:23:52,099
I got a...
I got a speech, too, everybody.
1741
01:23:52,534 --> 01:23:54,134
Uh, thank you
for your attention.
1742
01:23:54,234 --> 01:23:57,437
All just really beautiful.
Babe, I love you so much.
1743
01:23:57,504 --> 01:23:58,907
And she's right,
you're incredible.
1744
01:23:59,139 --> 01:24:00,742
You're incredible,
and I love you.
1745
01:24:00,808 --> 01:24:01,943
And it's just to me, personally,
1746
01:24:02,175 --> 01:24:04,278
it's a shame that you're gonna
be wasting your talents
1747
01:24:04,378 --> 01:24:06,714
on some poser chef's
vanity project.
1748
01:24:06,814 --> 01:24:08,048
- Gordon...
- No.
1749
01:24:08,382 --> 01:24:09,751
I mean, that was a power move,
1750
01:24:09,817 --> 01:24:13,588
swooping in and saving
the entire farm from bankruptcy.
1751
01:24:13,688 --> 01:24:15,990
I mean, hats off to you.
1752
01:24:16,256 --> 01:24:17,725
You gotta win over
the dad, right?
1753
01:24:18,392 --> 01:24:19,192
That's enough.
1754
01:24:19,293 --> 01:24:21,261
Yeah, I agree with Alphonse.
It's enough.
1755
01:24:21,361 --> 01:24:23,631
It's enough with the fucking
restaurant and the lip line
1756
01:24:23,731 --> 01:24:26,166
and the fucking all this.
I've had enough of it.
1757
01:24:26,466 --> 01:24:27,702
The girl who can't do wrong.
1758
01:24:27,869 --> 01:24:30,872
Whereas everyone thinks I'm
the guy who kills fucking swans
1759
01:24:30,972 --> 01:24:32,172
and punches fathers in the face.
1760
01:24:32,339 --> 01:24:34,141
At this point, you probably
all think I killed Mammie!
1761
01:24:34,374 --> 01:24:36,544
I didn't kill Mammie.
I didn't kill Mammie.
1762
01:24:36,864 --> 01:24:39,158
Gordon, let's go chill
in the chicken house.
1763
01:24:38,813 --> 01:24:40,615
I'm not going
to the chicken house!
1764
01:24:40,748 --> 01:24:42,550
You shouldn't be
living in a chicken house!
1765
01:24:43,383 --> 01:24:44,586
I bet you're really good in bed.
1766
01:24:44,686 --> 01:24:47,087
Is she good
in bed, baby?
1767
01:24:47,889 --> 01:24:49,057
Or do you need a refresher,
1768
01:24:49,156 --> 01:24:50,858
because I'm sure
she'll give you one.
1769
01:24:51,091 --> 01:24:52,694
Someone should be
using the waterbed.
1770
01:24:52,922 --> 01:24:54,381
I said that's enough!
1771
01:24:54,562 --> 01:24:56,531
What are you doing?
1772
01:25:00,702 --> 01:25:01,803
Fuck!
1773
01:25:02,670 --> 01:25:03,838
Sophie, wait, wait, wait!
1774
01:25:03,938 --> 01:25:05,673
What the hell
is wrong with you?
1775
01:25:05,773 --> 01:25:07,675
I'm sorry, I was tryna be funny.
Everyone was laughing.
1776
01:25:07,775 --> 01:25:09,911
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
- So I only got this job
1777
01:25:10,110 --> 01:25:11,746
because she wants
to sleep with me?
1778
01:25:11,846 --> 01:25:12,714
Is that what you think?
1779
01:25:13,081 --> 01:25:16,216
Forget about all the hard work
that I've put into this, right?
1780
01:25:17,085 --> 01:25:18,753
Well, admit there's
a chance I'm right.
1781
01:25:20,054 --> 01:25:21,355
Did you ever
want me to have this?
1782
01:25:21,421 --> 01:25:22,557
Do you want to have it?
1783
01:25:22,724 --> 01:25:24,726
Because we have
a pretty fucking great life,
1784
01:25:24,792 --> 01:25:26,961
where you're cooking food
that you love.
1785
01:25:27,061 --> 01:25:28,195
But I don't know, Sophie.
1786
01:25:28,362 --> 01:25:30,531
Maybe there aren't
enough cameras around.
1787
01:25:32,066 --> 01:25:33,400
Okay, I'm sorry.
1788
01:25:34,134 --> 01:25:37,005
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that I have ambition.
1789
01:25:37,337 --> 01:25:39,040
I'm sorry
that she believes in me.
1790
01:25:39,139 --> 01:25:41,375
Believes in you?
She's in love with you!
1791
01:25:41,509 --> 01:25:42,977
Are you kidding me?
How do you not see that?
1792
01:25:43,077 --> 01:25:44,211
You definitely see that, right?
1793
01:25:44,444 --> 01:25:47,048
And of course she is,
because you're fucking perfect!
1794
01:25:47,515 --> 01:25:49,984
But I think you need
to admit to yourself
1795
01:25:50,551 --> 01:25:52,754
that you're also
still in love with her.
1796
01:25:54,555 --> 01:25:56,223
She did break your heart, right?
1797
01:25:56,658 --> 01:25:59,727
Yeah. Yeah,
she broke my heart.
1798
01:26:00,628 --> 01:26:01,863
And then I left her.
1799
01:26:04,331 --> 01:26:05,700
And I found you.
1800
01:26:06,366 --> 01:26:08,201
And then,
she came crawling back...
1801
01:26:09,003 --> 01:26:10,337
and you thought,
1802
01:26:10,437 --> 01:26:13,273
"Maybe I could sleep my way
to a Michelin star."
1803
01:26:18,112 --> 01:26:19,647
I think you should go.
1804
01:26:22,750 --> 01:26:24,184
You heard her.
1805
01:26:29,857 --> 01:26:31,258
I did.
1806
01:27:08,196 --> 01:27:10,330
And remember,if you can't handle the heat,
1807
01:27:10,430 --> 01:27:11,599
throw on some oven mitts,
1808
01:27:11,699 --> 01:27:13,868
because everyonebelongs in the kitchen.
1809
01:27:13,968 --> 01:27:15,235
Till next time!
1810
01:27:20,875 --> 01:27:21,876
Sophie...
1811
01:27:24,531 --> 01:27:25,950
Sophie, call him.
1812
01:27:26,075 --> 01:27:27,868
Not after what he did.
1813
01:27:28,452 --> 01:27:29,578
Make a scene at dinner?
1814
01:27:29,703 --> 01:27:32,456
If anything, that makes him
more a part of the family.
1815
01:27:32,581 --> 01:27:34,041
He humiliated me.
1816
01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:36,460
If you can't see
he did it out of love,
1817
01:27:36,585 --> 01:27:38,295
maybe he was right to say those things.
1818
01:27:38,420 --> 01:27:40,172
He made it all about himself.
1819
01:27:42,883 --> 01:27:45,844
It's not about him.
It's about me and getting the job.
1820
01:27:45,970 --> 01:27:47,554
Yeah. And you got it.
1821
01:27:49,848 --> 01:27:51,183
But at what cost?
1822
01:28:15,495 --> 01:28:16,831
Hey!
1823
01:28:19,734 --> 01:28:21,736
Thank you so much, man.
I really appreciate it.
1824
01:28:21,803 --> 01:28:23,938
I couldn't show my face
after everything that happened.
1825
01:28:24,906 --> 01:28:25,907
Here you go.
1826
01:28:26,301 --> 01:28:29,179
Yeah, it was pretty fucked up.
1827
01:28:29,076 --> 01:28:30,578
So humiliating.
1828
01:28:31,779 --> 01:28:33,247
Anyway, how is she?
1829
01:28:33,714 --> 01:28:35,348
She was gone
before I woke up.
1830
01:28:35,482 --> 01:28:36,751
Right.
It's the big night, huh?
1831
01:28:36,851 --> 01:28:38,119
Forget about all that.
Are you ready?
1832
01:28:38,186 --> 01:28:39,253
Are you ready
to crush this test?
1833
01:28:39,520 --> 01:28:41,622
I'm so nervous,
I could piss my legs, you know.
1834
01:28:41,756 --> 01:28:44,258
"Piss my pants"
is the expression,
1835
01:28:44,357 --> 01:28:45,626
but I doubt
that's gonna come up.
1836
01:28:45,726 --> 01:28:46,894
Don't worry.
1837
01:28:48,062 --> 01:28:50,031
Thanks for believing in me,
Gordon.
1838
01:28:52,166 --> 01:28:53,835
You're a good guy.
1839
01:28:56,170 --> 01:29:00,508
Go make me proud, okay?
Kick ass. Do it for Van Damme.
1840
01:29:01,042 --> 01:29:02,342
Yeah.
1841
01:29:06,280 --> 01:29:07,782
Hey...
1842
01:29:08,381 --> 01:29:09,817
She still loves you.
1843
01:29:12,954 --> 01:29:14,589
Good luck!
1844
01:29:30,838 --> 01:29:32,974
Can we have someone else come
and bring these out?
1845
01:29:33,241 --> 01:29:35,009
Right away!
1846
01:29:35,509 --> 01:29:37,410
Voilà, chef.
Merci!
1847
01:29:53,794 --> 01:29:54,829
Ah!
1848
01:29:55,099 --> 01:29:57,184
The most beautiful family in town
doesn't wait in line!
1849
01:29:57,309 --> 01:29:58,268
Please go ahead.
1850
01:29:58,199 --> 01:29:59,533
Merci!Merci beaucoup!
1851
01:29:59,634 --> 01:30:01,535
VIP!
1852
01:30:02,272 --> 01:30:04,775
Hey, it's the weatherman from Channel 3!
1853
01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:06,610
Let's just stay calm.
1854
01:30:08,445 --> 01:30:10,572
Shit, it's Georges St-Pierre!
1855
01:30:10,697 --> 01:30:11,782
Go talk to him!
1856
01:30:12,324 --> 01:30:13,367
Sorry.
1857
01:30:13,492 --> 01:30:17,121
Sorry, Georges. I just wanted to say,
you're my hero.
1858
01:30:17,246 --> 01:30:18,872
The first time I...
1859
01:30:20,415 --> 01:30:23,877
The first time I shaved my head
was because of you.
1860
01:30:23,658 --> 01:30:24,992
Ah, cool.
1861
01:30:25,212 --> 01:30:27,422
Actually, the first time
was 'cause I had lice,
1862
01:30:27,548 --> 01:30:29,258
but the second time was 'cause of you.
1863
01:30:29,383 --> 01:30:30,884
I don't have lice anymore.
1864
01:30:35,472 --> 01:30:38,892
Your jiu-jitsu tattoo,
I want to get the same one.
1865
01:30:39,017 --> 01:30:41,061
I just need more cash.
1866
01:30:41,562 --> 01:30:43,814
That's interesting, huh, Marcellus?
1867
01:30:43,939 --> 01:30:47,151
If you ever need a grappling partner,
text me. 418-22...
1868
01:30:48,026 --> 01:30:49,444
I'll call you.
1869
01:30:50,112 --> 01:30:53,490
Relax! Don't touch my fucking chain, dude.
1870
01:30:56,076 --> 01:30:57,619
I think he's gonna call me.
1871
01:30:57,744 --> 01:30:58,912
It seems that way.
1872
01:30:59,060 --> 01:31:01,494
Oh!
1873
01:31:06,400 --> 01:31:08,002
I'm flying out on the red eye.
1874
01:31:08,102 --> 01:31:08,970
So, that's it?
1875
01:31:09,370 --> 01:31:11,439
What do you mean?Have you not been listening?
1876
01:31:11,539 --> 01:31:13,841
It's over. I lost.
1877
01:31:14,474 --> 01:31:16,344
Honey, I love you.
1878
01:31:17,011 --> 01:31:19,046
But you've played it safeway too long.
1879
01:31:19,714 --> 01:31:21,716
You've never leftthis neighborhood. I mean,
1880
01:31:22,049 --> 01:31:24,318
you teach at the high school
that you went to.
1881
01:31:24,385 --> 01:31:26,087
And that's
a little bit my fault.
1882
01:31:26,587 --> 01:31:27,688
When your mother passed away,
1883
01:31:27,855 --> 01:31:29,824
I did everything I couldto protect you, and I...
1884
01:31:31,726 --> 01:31:33,527
I think I turned you
into a bit of a pussy.
1885
01:31:33,894 --> 01:31:35,296
Are you trying to be helpful?
1886
01:31:35,396 --> 01:31:37,198
She's a fighter, Gordon!
1887
01:31:37,298 --> 01:31:38,299
It runs in her family.
1888
01:31:38,733 --> 01:31:41,569
So, fight back and show her
you're not down for the count.
1889
01:31:41,669 --> 01:31:43,237
That's what marriage is!
1890
01:31:44,138 --> 01:31:45,339
If you get on that plane, son,
1891
01:31:45,439 --> 01:31:46,574
you'll be giving upthe greatest thing
1892
01:31:46,674 --> 01:31:47,742
that's ever happened to you.
1893
01:31:47,908 --> 01:31:50,277
And as much as I'd love
to keep you close,
1894
01:31:50,811 --> 01:31:53,214
I'd rather have you living
happily in another country
1895
01:31:53,314 --> 01:31:55,116
than be miserable in Brooklyn.
1896
01:31:55,416 --> 01:31:56,650
Also, for Christ's sakes,
1897
01:31:56,717 --> 01:31:59,286
would you get me
a goddamn Canadian passport?
1898
01:31:59,387 --> 01:32:01,088
I can't just show up, Dad, okay?
1899
01:32:01,155 --> 01:32:02,957
This is the biggest night
of her life.
1900
01:32:03,024 --> 01:32:05,593
I'm the last person in the world
she wants to see.
1901
01:32:06,394 --> 01:32:07,461
I'm gonna make an ass of myself.
1902
01:32:07,528 --> 01:32:10,064
That's exactly
what you have to do!
1903
01:32:15,036 --> 01:32:16,170
Holy shit, you're right!
1904
01:32:36,490 --> 01:32:39,160
Wow!
1905
01:32:38,178 --> 01:32:39,346
It looks like soap.
1906
01:32:43,475 --> 01:32:45,477
You idiot, it's a mousse!
1907
01:32:48,272 --> 01:32:50,649
The Tremblays, my loves!
1908
01:32:50,805 --> 01:32:51,939
Oh!
1909
01:32:52,273 --> 01:32:54,742
Pretty
effin delish, am I right?
1910
01:32:55,279 --> 01:32:58,115
Yeah, it's, it's, it's...
1911
01:32:59,199 --> 01:33:00,200
Exactly.
1912
01:32:59,914 --> 01:33:02,650
Oh! Don't forget
to eat the plates.
1913
01:33:02,783 --> 01:33:05,319
They're made entirely
out of compressed crab.
1914
01:33:05,886 --> 01:33:10,057
Oh! So good!
Okay, bon appétit!
1915
01:33:10,252 --> 01:33:11,628
She wants us to eat the plate?
1916
01:33:11,753 --> 01:33:13,922
Have you spoken to Gordon?
1917
01:33:14,506 --> 01:33:16,174
No, I thought he talked to you.
1918
01:33:16,097 --> 01:33:17,164
No.
1919
01:33:17,801 --> 01:33:19,636
He's heartbroken. He left.
1920
01:33:26,977 --> 01:33:28,061
- How are you?
- Good.
1921
01:33:28,186 --> 01:33:30,147
Thanks so much, man.
1922
01:33:29,910 --> 01:33:31,278
Hey, hey!
I'm so sorry.
1923
01:33:31,378 --> 01:33:32,947
Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh!
1924
01:33:33,047 --> 01:33:35,716
I've never done this in
my life before, I swear. I-I...
1925
01:33:35,850 --> 01:33:38,619
I need to, um... I don't know
how to say it en français.
1926
01:33:39,353 --> 01:33:40,888
Uh, I need to...
1927
01:33:41,325 --> 01:33:43,785
...cut the line for love.
1928
01:33:44,453 --> 01:33:45,787
Touching.
1929
01:33:45,993 --> 01:33:47,795
Are you on the list?
I am on the list.
1930
01:33:47,862 --> 01:33:49,463
Yeah?
Well, I was on the list.
1931
01:33:49,531 --> 01:33:51,065
It's been a pretty crazy
24 hours,
1932
01:33:51,165 --> 01:33:52,800
and I don't know
if I'm still on the list.
1933
01:33:52,900 --> 01:33:55,736
It really depends on when
the list was created and edited.
1934
01:33:55,803 --> 01:33:58,072
So, if you look,
it's Gordon Kinski.
1935
01:33:58,372 --> 01:34:00,509
- Kin... With a K?
- Yeah.
1936
01:34:00,609 --> 01:34:02,544
Kinski. No, you're not.
1937
01:34:03,110 --> 01:34:05,646
But I hear Cirque du Soleil
is hiring right now.
1938
01:34:05,746 --> 01:34:07,848
Can I just talk to you
mano a mano for just one second?
1939
01:34:08,082 --> 01:34:09,416
This is one of those
times in life
1940
01:34:09,518 --> 01:34:11,485
where you can really step up
and do the right thing,
1941
01:34:11,553 --> 01:34:16,223
because my future, my happiness,
my true love is in there,
1942
01:34:16,724 --> 01:34:18,359
and I need your help
to make things right.
1943
01:34:18,459 --> 01:34:19,561
There's a fork in the road.
1944
01:34:19,793 --> 01:34:23,063
It's all in your tiny, beautiful
little manicured hands.
1945
01:34:24,031 --> 01:34:27,701
What do you say? Please,
I'm begging you, let me in.
1946
01:34:39,914 --> 01:34:41,982
Hey,
I'm just storming the castle.
1947
01:34:42,617 --> 01:34:43,652
How's your night going?
1948
01:34:52,259 --> 01:34:53,894
Soph.
Hey.
1949
01:34:53,994 --> 01:34:55,362
You know,
I just wanna say, I'm sorry
1950
01:34:55,429 --> 01:34:57,464
about everything
Gordon has put you through.
1951
01:34:57,898 --> 01:34:59,700
You're handling yourself
like a true pro.
1952
01:35:00,100 --> 01:35:03,771
Thanks. It's a little
overwhelming, but...
1953
01:35:04,104 --> 01:35:06,941
With great success
comes a ton of jealousy.
1954
01:35:07,374 --> 01:35:08,275
Believe me, I know.
1955
01:35:08,342 --> 01:35:10,277
But the sooner you cut
those toxic people
1956
01:35:10,344 --> 01:35:12,913
out of your life,
the higher you can fly.
1957
01:35:19,256 --> 01:35:20,590
I'll be right back.
1958
01:35:22,022 --> 01:35:23,090
Gordon.
Alphonse.
1959
01:35:23,290 --> 01:35:24,659
You got
a lot of nerve coming here.
1960
01:35:24,792 --> 01:35:27,194
You're right. Last night
I was a complete asshole.
1961
01:35:27,261 --> 01:35:29,763
I'm so sorry.
I was totally drunk
1962
01:35:29,897 --> 01:35:32,199
and insecure.
I'm not making excuses.
1963
01:35:32,366 --> 01:35:36,403
I... I take full responsibility.
But I love your daughter,
1964
01:35:36,937 --> 01:35:38,540
and I'm not giving up
that easily.
1965
01:35:39,139 --> 01:35:41,175
I want to ask you
for her hand in marriage.
1966
01:35:41,809 --> 01:35:43,410
We're magic together.
1967
01:35:44,211 --> 01:35:46,514
And I don't just mean
in the kitchen.
1968
01:35:54,958 --> 01:35:56,251
What are you doing?
1969
01:35:56,357 --> 01:35:59,093
Why pretend?
We both want this.
1970
01:35:59,460 --> 01:36:00,794
Oh, my God!
1971
01:36:00,995 --> 01:36:03,430
You are the last person
I would ever want to be with.
1972
01:36:04,431 --> 01:36:05,799
Things change.
1973
01:36:07,268 --> 01:36:08,502
Sometimes, for the best.
1974
01:36:08,836 --> 01:36:11,005
Don't you know how much
I've done for you?
1975
01:36:11,272 --> 01:36:12,773
You called me, okay?
1976
01:36:12,873 --> 01:36:15,276
So don't act like
you're some kind of savior here.
1977
01:36:15,376 --> 01:36:16,443
Okay, I'm sorry,
1978
01:36:16,511 --> 01:36:20,014
but who saved your shitty
family farm from bankruptcy?
1979
01:36:20,914 --> 01:36:22,783
She deserves to be happy.
1980
01:36:25,219 --> 01:36:26,487
Yeah.
1981
01:36:30,057 --> 01:36:32,059
I'm sorry I killed your swan.
1982
01:36:37,565 --> 01:36:39,500
I want you
to remember this moment.
1983
01:36:40,100 --> 01:36:41,536
When you could have
been something,
1984
01:36:41,603 --> 01:36:44,371
but you threw it all away
and went back to being nothing.
1985
01:36:45,005 --> 01:36:48,475
'Cause that's what you are
without me. You're nothing.
1986
01:36:50,444 --> 01:36:52,413
And I want you
to remember this moment...
1987
01:36:53,648 --> 01:36:55,550
when I broke your
perfect little nose.
1988
01:36:58,385 --> 01:36:59,486
What the fuck?
1989
01:37:00,588 --> 01:37:04,425
Oh, not the face! Malcolm!
1990
01:37:05,459 --> 01:37:06,561
Hey, hey, hey!
1991
01:37:07,239 --> 01:37:08,865
Where are you going?
1992
01:37:08,990 --> 01:37:11,826
Dad, I don't know.
1993
01:37:11,952 --> 01:37:13,620
I have to call Gordon.
1994
01:37:13,745 --> 01:37:15,872
Hey, listen. It's OK.
1995
01:37:16,665 --> 01:37:17,624
He was here.
1996
01:37:17,539 --> 01:37:18,906
Huh?
Yes.
1997
01:37:18,667 --> 01:37:20,544
It wasn't easy, but...
1998
01:37:21,419 --> 01:37:23,046
he saw you and Ruby kissing.
1999
01:37:23,797 --> 01:37:26,550
Kissing? I just punched her in the face!
2000
01:37:26,967 --> 01:37:27,926
What?
2001
01:37:27,114 --> 01:37:30,184
Guys...
2002
01:37:30,345 --> 01:37:31,763
I just checked online.
2003
01:37:31,888 --> 01:37:34,766
I passed! I'm gonna be a cop!
2004
01:37:35,267 --> 01:37:36,309
Dad, please.
2005
01:37:36,434 --> 01:37:37,644
Where's Gordon?
2006
01:37:38,478 --> 01:37:39,938
Did I miss something?
2007
01:37:54,041 --> 01:37:55,543
You want me out of here, Ruby?
2008
01:37:55,677 --> 01:37:57,211
I'm out of here.
2009
01:37:58,245 --> 01:38:00,481
As soon as I figure out
how to drive manual.
2010
01:38:01,209 --> 01:38:03,086
Where are you going?
2011
01:38:06,987 --> 01:38:08,590
Okay, here we go.
Here we go!
2012
01:38:09,624 --> 01:38:11,325
- Hey!
- Sorry!
2013
01:38:13,597 --> 01:38:15,140
Naughty boy.
2014
01:38:15,195 --> 01:38:16,865
Come on!
2015
01:38:17,183 --> 01:38:18,727
Is he outside?
2016
01:38:19,185 --> 01:38:20,228
He can't be far.
2017
01:38:21,271 --> 01:38:22,480
Hey, have you seen Gordon?
2018
01:38:22,606 --> 01:38:25,525
He just stole Ruby's car. Very slowly.
2019
01:38:25,439 --> 01:38:27,408
Gordon!
2020
01:38:27,611 --> 01:38:29,446
Gordon, stop!
2021
01:38:32,324 --> 01:38:33,617
Yes, backup!
2022
01:38:34,915 --> 01:38:36,584
Hey, allô!
2023
01:38:37,495 --> 01:38:39,914
Constable Junior Tremblay.
Police. I need your car.
2024
01:38:40,040 --> 01:38:41,166
Where's your badge?
2025
01:38:41,291 --> 01:38:43,043
Uh, I just graduated today.
2026
01:38:44,127 --> 01:38:47,255
And I just got promoted
to Captain fuck off.
2027
01:38:47,380 --> 01:38:50,258
Hey, hey. A little respect.
2028
01:38:50,383 --> 01:38:51,676
He worked hard.
2029
01:38:51,801 --> 01:38:53,136
And I'm proud of him.
2030
01:38:53,261 --> 01:38:54,429
Thanks, Dad.
2031
01:38:54,554 --> 01:38:57,641
Can we talk about this later?
Officer, please.
2032
01:38:57,766 --> 01:39:00,268
He's the love of my life.
2033
01:39:00,374 --> 01:39:01,543
Okay.
2034
01:39:01,144 --> 01:39:02,187
Get in.
2035
01:39:03,444 --> 01:39:06,079
Ease it out.
Ease it out. Come on!
2036
01:39:06,915 --> 01:39:08,683
In second gear.
2037
01:39:09,183 --> 01:39:12,319
You know what, I do need to...
Clutch down.
2038
01:39:12,419 --> 01:39:15,389
Where are you, two? Is that it?
2039
01:39:15,575 --> 01:39:18,078
We should track his phone
like Jason Bourne.
2040
01:39:19,704 --> 01:39:20,830
Where are you, Gordon?
2041
01:39:20,728 --> 01:39:22,664
Oh! Merci.
2042
01:39:23,458 --> 01:39:24,584
Excuse me.
2043
01:39:24,709 --> 01:39:28,546
Have you seen...
any member of my family?
2044
01:39:28,672 --> 01:39:30,215
Why does it smell like cigarettes?
2045
01:39:30,340 --> 01:39:31,508
It's true it does smell.
2046
01:39:31,633 --> 01:39:34,511
As soon as I got in the car,
I was so grossed out. Yuck.
2047
01:39:38,598 --> 01:39:40,558
It's him! There he is!
2048
01:39:41,683 --> 01:39:44,151
No, no, no!
I'm just borrowing it, sir!
2049
01:39:45,653 --> 01:39:47,087
Oh, shit!
2050
01:39:48,942 --> 01:39:50,402
He's out of his mind!
2051
01:39:50,527 --> 01:39:52,070
Tokyo Drift, Gordie!
2052
01:39:51,992 --> 01:39:55,028
Yes! I am the best
at car chases!
2053
01:39:56,116 --> 01:39:57,492
Can you go around, please?
2054
01:39:58,432 --> 01:39:59,734
A lot of grinding...
2055
01:40:03,337 --> 01:40:05,005
Clutch down.
2056
01:40:06,173 --> 01:40:07,709
Yeah, second gear, yes!
2057
01:40:07,809 --> 01:40:10,043
Yes! Yes!
2058
01:40:10,745 --> 01:40:13,748
Yes! No, no, no!
2059
01:40:14,047 --> 01:40:17,519
Shit!
2060
01:40:18,096 --> 01:40:19,139
He's gonna crash into the--
2061
01:40:33,278 --> 01:40:34,863
You're awake.
2062
01:40:37,070 --> 01:40:38,505
Hey!
2063
01:40:39,039 --> 01:40:40,274
Hey, sweetie!
2064
01:40:40,474 --> 01:40:43,243
I had the most
horrible dream, babe.
2065
01:40:43,578 --> 01:40:45,412
I saw you kiss Ruby...
2066
01:40:46,881 --> 01:40:49,684
and then I drove her car
into a building.
2067
01:40:50,652 --> 01:40:51,753
That all happened.
2068
01:40:52,754 --> 01:40:54,923
But she kissed me,
and I punched her in the face.
2069
01:40:55,188 --> 01:40:56,925
Really?
Yeah.
2070
01:40:57,424 --> 01:40:59,761
Oh! That makes me so happy.
2071
01:41:01,829 --> 01:41:03,130
What about your job?
2072
01:41:03,463 --> 01:41:04,464
I quit.
2073
01:41:04,866 --> 01:41:06,333
- Really?
- Yeah.
2074
01:41:07,001 --> 01:41:09,503
I'm sorry.
I'm not.
2075
01:41:12,907 --> 01:41:15,108
There's something
I wanted to ask you.
2076
01:41:21,816 --> 01:41:23,051
Will you marry me?
2077
01:41:23,417 --> 01:41:26,386
Where did you get that?
When the nurses cut your pantaloons off,
2078
01:41:26,453 --> 01:41:27,989
they found it in your pocket.
2079
01:41:28,188 --> 01:41:30,190
They destroyed my pantaloons?
2080
01:41:30,792 --> 01:41:31,993
They did.
2081
01:41:32,092 --> 01:41:33,628
They were rented.
2082
01:41:34,494 --> 01:41:37,230
But, babe, I wanted to ask
your father's permission first.
2083
01:41:37,331 --> 01:41:38,533
It's important to me.
2084
01:41:39,366 --> 01:41:42,670
Alphonse?
2085
01:41:43,337 --> 01:41:44,772
You have my blessing.
2086
01:41:45,873 --> 01:41:47,307
Welcome to the family, Gordie!
2087
01:41:47,393 --> 01:41:49,687
Wait, he hasn't said yes yet.
2088
01:41:51,846 --> 01:41:52,880
So?
2089
01:41:54,067 --> 01:41:55,026
Yes.
2090
01:41:54,481 --> 01:41:55,817
I love you so much.
2091
01:41:55,902 --> 01:41:57,070
Yes, yes, yes.
2092
01:41:58,586 --> 01:42:01,656
Give me your beautiful finger.
Oh, my God!
2093
01:42:03,576 --> 01:42:05,245
I love you so much!
2094
01:42:04,959 --> 01:42:07,662
Ah, baby,
my ribs are... Careful, okay.
2095
01:42:07,762 --> 01:42:08,896
Ah! Ow!
2096
01:42:08,997 --> 01:42:11,198
Oh, babe! Ow! Ow!
2097
01:42:16,604 --> 01:42:18,606
As Cassius famously
said to Brutus:
2098
01:42:18,706 --> 01:42:21,542
"It is not in the stars
to hold our destiny...
2099
01:42:22,309 --> 01:42:23,811
but in ourselves."
2100
01:42:24,912 --> 01:42:25,980
That's not gonna be on the test.
2101
01:42:26,114 --> 01:42:27,180
It's just a quote
I really like.
2102
01:42:28,415 --> 01:42:30,350
Remember, oral exams
are Tuesday.
2103
01:42:30,450 --> 01:42:32,219
- One minute each!
- Don't worry.
2104
01:42:32,352 --> 01:42:34,321
When I oral,
it's always at least one minute.
2105
01:42:34,454 --> 01:42:36,858
Double-entendre
from Robert, everybody.
2106
01:42:37,318 --> 01:42:39,112
Have a good weekend!
2107
01:42:48,538 --> 01:42:50,415
MAMMIE'S KITCHEN
2108
01:42:51,039 --> 01:42:52,840
Alphonse!
Hey, Gordie!
2109
01:42:52,792 --> 01:42:53,835
Do you need a hand?
2110
01:42:53,960 --> 01:42:55,378
No, I'm good.
2111
01:42:55,503 --> 01:42:56,754
Everyone is inside.
2112
01:43:00,758 --> 01:43:02,010
Hello, beautiful.
2113
01:43:02,083 --> 01:43:03,718
Allô!
2114
01:43:04,484 --> 01:43:05,720
Hey!
2115
01:43:05,722 --> 01:43:06,890
Hello, my baby.
2116
01:43:07,473 --> 01:43:08,725
How are you guys doing?
2117
01:43:08,850 --> 01:43:10,184
I'm so hungry.
2118
01:43:10,290 --> 01:43:11,659
So,
can you grab these?
2119
01:43:11,561 --> 01:43:12,854
With pleasure.
2120
01:43:11,793 --> 01:43:13,493
Merci.
2121
01:43:14,762 --> 01:43:16,296
Hey, everybody!
2122
01:43:18,568 --> 01:43:19,652
It looks delicious!
2123
01:43:19,534 --> 01:43:20,968
Amazing!
Oh!
2124
01:43:21,571 --> 01:43:23,865
- You're good.
- Oh, thank you.
2125
01:43:24,172 --> 01:43:27,775
So, Junior, you're a cop, huh?
Yes, sir!
2126
01:43:27,975 --> 01:43:29,177
You ever shot anyone?
2127
01:43:29,276 --> 01:43:30,611
Uh, no.
2128
01:43:30,712 --> 01:43:33,447
But my girlfriend and I,
we tased a bike thief yesterday.
2129
01:43:33,583 --> 01:43:35,460
"We?" No, I tased him.
2130
01:43:35,585 --> 01:43:37,420
Yeah, but I'm the one who saw him.
2131
01:43:37,284 --> 01:43:38,619
I'm the one
who saw him first.
2132
01:43:38,686 --> 01:43:40,688
I could have tased him.
I don't give a rat's ass,
2133
01:43:40,788 --> 01:43:43,390
as long as someone was tased
and justice was served.
2134
01:43:43,524 --> 01:43:44,659
Dad, can you watch
your language?
2135
01:43:44,726 --> 01:43:46,460
There's a toddler here.
Oh, sorry.
2136
01:43:46,721 --> 01:43:48,765
Don't worry, I've said much worse.
2137
01:43:48,495 --> 01:43:49,831
Oh, by the way,
Peter,
2138
01:43:49,931 --> 01:43:52,567
I loved your Widow's Hammock.
2139
01:43:52,967 --> 01:43:54,468
My goodness! Thank you, Ginette.
2140
01:43:54,936 --> 01:43:57,705
I hope I'm not overstepping.
But he will, watch.
2141
01:43:58,072 --> 01:44:00,307
But would you consider
being the cover model
2142
01:44:00,373 --> 01:44:01,642
for my next book?
2143
01:44:01,778 --> 01:44:04,864
Did you hear, Alphonse?
He asked me to be his cover model.
2144
01:44:04,645 --> 01:44:05,980
- Cover model!
- Yes.
2145
01:44:06,080 --> 01:44:08,649
You wanna take it
easy there, l'anglais.
2146
01:44:13,414 --> 01:44:14,999
Drink more wine, Dad.
2147
01:44:17,558 --> 01:44:19,359
She'd be so happy.
2148
01:44:20,228 --> 01:44:21,361
You know,
I never told you,
2149
01:44:21,562 --> 01:44:23,998
I have a pretty funny story
about her and the ring.
2150
01:44:24,264 --> 01:44:26,200
You do? Really?
2151
01:44:26,567 --> 01:44:29,203
No, it wasn't
actually that funny.
2152
01:44:29,302 --> 01:44:30,538
It was pretty traumatic,
so never mind.
2153
01:44:30,671 --> 01:44:31,873
What?
2154
01:44:30,974 --> 01:44:32,016
No, tell us.
2155
01:44:31,939 --> 01:44:33,406
Ben, yes.
No.
2156
01:44:33,518 --> 01:44:34,727
What's the story?
2157
01:44:34,474 --> 01:44:35,710
What story
about my mother?
2158
01:44:35,895 --> 01:44:36,813
I think I know it.
2159
01:44:36,938 --> 01:44:38,606
Pass the cauliflower, please!
2160
01:44:38,478 --> 01:44:40,648
There will be
no chou-fleur until you tell us.
2161
01:44:40,748 --> 01:44:41,582
No, jamais.
2162
01:44:41,682 --> 01:44:43,818
How about a toast
to change the subject?
2163
01:44:44,153 --> 01:44:45,321
To family!
2164
01:44:47,789 --> 01:44:50,091
It's "Familla"?
Famille.
2165
01:44:50,158 --> 01:44:51,692
À la familla.Famille.
2166
01:44:51,793 --> 01:44:53,694
À la famille.À la famille!
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