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Hi, I'm Marcello, I have 49 years, I
do the psychoanalyst

and I'm depressed.

And that's it!

- Hello!
- Good Morning.

- Dr. Bernazzani, mail!
- Good Morning, Augustus. In the leg,
eh!

"Taccitua".

Good morning, Ada, " good morning,
Silvia.

- Doctor! No note, nothing?
- let Me guess.

- The dress? - The hair.
- of Course, has them cut.

- No, the color.
- Stupid, were red.

Always been black.

Excuse me, I with hair are not very
experienced.

I go.

Two or three times a day, the heart
starts beating at two thousand.

I have a sense of suffocation that
seems to me to die.

The reason for this is the work...
the sacrifices, the deadlines, the
responsibility!

- What job is it?
- Peddling.

Good stuff: Hashish, Marijuana. Stuff
to class, not mondezza!

Doctor, I'm 7 years old which says to
me that one day I would awake

...and I would not be thought of
Stephen.
- Exact.

Finally this morning I took a picture
of her and I've burned!

There is another person in my heart.

- This is a good thing.
- And that person... is you!

However, Stephen was not so bad, it
reflects us.

And he knows how I'm I understood? I
had a dream:

I dreamed of her naked with socks...
and I started licking her

the nipple up and down, spinning all
around and then...

Doctor, I understood that coming here
makes me feel better.

Makes me very happy.

Because if a person is so mediocre as
she I has made,

it means that there is a good hope
for all. No?

Brava, are 300 euro.

I went wrong with Nora. I had
arranged the perfect evening.

- And where I had brought?
- dinner from mom.

It was a Thursday and there were the
gnocchi. I could not leave them
Shopping!

He has 40 years old, and is still
tacked to his mother! The women run
away!

- it is Not true. My mother I leave
all my spaces. -Ah, yes?

Who will it be?

I figured out what I wanted to say
the other day.

You wanted me to say that my wife is
a whore.

I would like to...

And what is a woman that you take
advantage of the fact that her husband

is doing the commentary of Atalanta v
Chievo,

it is brought to bed of a German, a
certain Karl-Heinz?

A cretin Frankfurt!

I take a psychotropic drug, an
anxiolytic, a mild tranquilizer?

No, Michelangelo, stop with these
medicines. Are the contrary.

I hope you will simply to this moron

the exploding, the two testes.

And that all of his family to die of
the diseases are extremely rare.

And that Frankfurt, the city useless,
to be completely razed to the ground

by a meteorite with a large part of
Germany.

Tantrax! Eighty drops.

It has become a corpse! Saturday we
went to the dance.

But he is like a trolley, where the
supports, the venues!

I don't dance because I embarrassed
my problem.

No, it is always lobotomizzato to
chat on WhatsApp.

Then, upload the videos, update the
states... I'm desperate!

for example, I made the shatush, look!

I made this set, eh! This is all
micro tulle!

Feel that texture! This excites me,
no?

- Actually...
- did You hear the doctor?

He, however, nothing, nothing!

That is, at least for a time, a
little bit of sex it was.

- Now is always with the "thing" in
the hand.
- With the thing in his hand?

No... what are the two years that
has left us, he told us, "ciaone"!

- Ciaone?
- Ciaone!

And we're almost in the home stretch.
Indeed, we are!

Here is the Tonco del Pontesel!

Saw that you have opened a restaurant
in Trentino, you should get to know
him.

- of Course you know, doctor.
- We would like to serve him here.

Then surely you also know that wine
must be put into it.

I believe... a Pinot.

Amateurs! How much ignorance, but
also how the presumption.

- nosiola wants us to be!
- nosiola.

If you want to make money I need to
hire as a chef! Are exceptional.

You as the father that you are poor.
Do not you ever live.

If not I'll call you, we would never
be.

Alessia, you're worse than your
mother. I come for your birthday!

- So I do see the restaurant.
- Is a promise?

I swear. Now out or I cold, hello!

Thank you, doctor, I hope I will be
useful.

I would not recommend you eat!

Scherzavo, miss.

Now let's see if I'm the former
champion imbolsito, unable to stand
up to me.

Imbolsito? Are twenty years, you
humbled without mercy, do you
remember?

- once I saw you cry.
- Pulls from!

Watch.

Fuck the lot of you! Robin Hood of
the cabbage!

The you impicco with the bow! I have
smoothened of two inches!

Gentlemen, the decline of a champion!

Watch that scene pathetic that you're
doing! Are you ashamed?

Marcello? Is everything okay, are you
okay?

- No, I don't see well.
- And we all noticed!

Now look at all right.

I'm so sorry.

leri evening I was on the Bamba beach
of Torvajanica, a disco chic.

There was my dear old friend, Insulin.

Then Donut, Pallotta First, Pallotta,
According To...

Sometimes you see Pallotta Third.
They are a dynasty.

I was concluding a business with
Enzetto.

Bells, the bouncer, the person in the
leg...

- Excuse me for a moment.
- Is an hour that I speak!

Silvia, can you come here? Thanks.

- I said something...
- Excuse me.

<-S -> -? Tell me. -Cancel all
appointments for today and tomorrow.

- Huh?
- and Indeed of the whole week.

- I did Not understand.
- He understood perfectly well. With
permission.

- Where are you going?
- And I what do I know.

Is clear one thing, I did half an
hour and I pay half!

Arrival.

Who is it?

Good morning, doctor. How's it going?

Excuse me, but I try to call her and
she doesn't respond. Is gone by days.

The patients revolted. Some in a
violent way.

And he knows that particular type
which is to study?

The pusher?

I threatened her with the crick.

And then he is taken away to protest

the paperweight, the fax, and the mop
of the bathroom.

- But the mop I have bought back.
- Very Good.

Those that want explanations. And I
also.

With all due respect... what is
happening?

Page three. In the top left.

Doctor, but how is that possible?

Give appointment on a Monday at four
in my studio.

- To whom?
- all patients.

Gentlemen, the doctor wanted to meet
you all together today...

- please, come on!
- you're a jerk!

Tighten. There you have to say?

for reasons of... health?

Momentarily not able to follow you in
your path of care.

That means for the moment? A week?

- Look...
- A month!

Forever.

Doctor, I love it!

Last night I dreamt that the spalmavo
the pastry cream on the nipple.

Look, Vitaliana, put them hands on
him!

Maybe, doctor!

You can't give up! My husband still
is not up!

You're silent... that's Not true!

No, then you are up. In fact!

- If you want to sit outside...
- Accommodate?

You can't do so. I have only done a
lesson and a half.

A lesson and a half? Is pilates?

Call it what you want, but do not
leave me. I have panic attacks!

- reason for the hillbilly.
- Aho, aho!

I am giving reason! But fuck them!

This morning I was about to set them
on fire in front of the German
embassy!

I'm under a train!

She is a thug, I can remove by the
order of psychologists.

Do as well, so I'll stop. I have said
what I wanted to,

now you can sit outside, thank you.

- Rascal!
- Exit or do you take a shot.

Ciccio, put yourself on a diet. You
will not see very well.

But who knows you!

Doctor, I wanted to say...

Silvia, I will be adding to its
liquidation.

- No, I wanted to say...
- to-Go as well, trust me on that.

Doctor, you must respond, doctor! You
must react!

The board 50 drops of Topraxil
intravenously. The transmit to the
world.

Doctor, these he sends to my mom.

They are stuffed with pork, fried in
lard,

with around of lardo di Colonnata.
Very greasy and good, so light.

<-S -> -... <- S->- Bitchy.

With me it has always behaved well.

<-S -> -, However, woken up, too.
- it's my fault?

- Hi, guys.
- Hi, dry!

As it goes, ne?

- Keep this dog!
- Good, Hiding.

You asshole... some day I will give
him a meatball poisoned.

- There is a negra that is waiting
for you.
- Where?

- s early, you can't see?
- Let's Go.

- Where do they go?
- To quarrel.

Mercedes, what you've done? You're
gone.

Are the four months that I do not
answer the phone.

Pallotta, the Second told me where
you lived.

Do you remember where I live, but for
you to give me three, "piotte," no?

I share this house with my brother
Sebastian. Do you remember?

- Yes, the one who lends the money to
the choke? -That's right.

I have things to do, how can I help
you?

You can take your responsibilities.

What? Are not the father of that
belly.

- We have been together, once. -It is
enough!

If you do not take your responsibility

I will report it to the Police so you
stop.

I want to teach the criminal code?

There is the stop for non-recognition
of a stomach.

- But for selling yes.
- Yes, yes.

I give you one week time. You decide.
"Cabròn. "

- Cabròn?
- Ca...

- How the fuck talks about this?
- I don't feel well.

- what?
- I don't feel well.

- But that you have there?
- Peddling? But who pretends?

Nazare'... oh, breathe! Please help
me.

- Hello, Nora!
- Hello.

I apologize.

Dine with my mother at the first exit
has not been that great.

I want to forgive me. Tonight we go
out?

Bring me in the games room or in the
exchange of the figurines?

I read sarcasm in your words. They
are a very sensitive person.

Bomb, I have forty years and I want
to go out with a man.

Not with one that you do the
afternoon snack from mom!

him and my mother we have a
relationship very healthy.

- Reply to your own relationship
healthy.
- I, I'm driving.

We are still. Reply, tg!

I'm not going to respond! Is one that
to me is persecuting!

Do you understand now?

He called me the Bomb... I'm terrible!

Mom, tonight I need to do a bucket of
de French fries!

Tickets, please. As psychological
discomfort!

Let's go dancing.

- Huh?
- let's Go dancing!

No, there is Ternana-Cittadella. You
go.

Where am I going alone?

Riccardino, beautiful dad, how would
you describe the mother?

The ancients would use terms like
whore, prostitute...

Dad, please.

You want to call with the name that
it deserves, simply whore!

No! No!

And I'm a lover should be punished in
the things he loves the most. That
means this D?

- Deutschland, Germany.
- No.

- But why not?
- D, as the Destruction!

Eins! Zwei! Drei!

No, dad. No.

And now it's up to you, to you
tonight I become a man.

Look, a blunt object!

Now punirai the mirror.

- No.
- Puniscilo!

These kids are not them you can leave
me a moment alone! Thug!

- He wants to beat her?
- No.

Bad bad!!! Now you'll tear a page!

You do see me, I'll show it to me!

We had the same idea.

To me missing a lot. I have
nightmares for a week.

Last night I dreamt that I sposavo a
lasagna.

I understood that I want to separate.
I have to speak with the doctor.

It is a decerebellated!

Apart from the gratuitous insults of
my wife, Cruella,

I would like to suggest the following
question. Marcello is a physician.

- He betrayed the Hippocratic oath.
-Who?

Ah, yes!

- Good Evening.
- Good Evening, Silvia.

- You have citofonato?
- We arrived now.

- It's home.
- What do you know?

I'm here for 72 hours. I stayed in
the car and I have washed the
fountain.

They are destroyed... sfondiamo the
gate?

No, stop! I have the keys.

Expect

- I thought I'd make a duplicate.
- does Not seem to be of the nipples
gilded?

- Dr. Bernazzani is in the house?
- Marcello?

- Dr. Bernazzani?
- Marcello, we are.

- Friendship!
- But what do you say?

You took his life? Is not responding.

- was slain with the knife?
- Even?

We are going to see a scene from a
bad set in the world of the blood.

Cut the veins in the bathtub.

- According to me he is hanged.
- the two of You are not good for
nothing.

We are consumers of the yellow, we
like it very much.

- I "eat".
- Yes.

He already has an obesity problem, do
not say anything!

- That's it?
- If we find him with a trans?

And get a laugh, fuck it!

- Who is?
- Where is the port on that scale?

You've made us scare you... this is
stupid!

He's right her. Went on the terrace!

- Doctor!
- Marcellin!

Sfracellato?

Doctor? Far be it from us to
interfere in the free decisions of
each

but if you are throwing?

Between the other things, I note that
the dress is in a way impractical.

Then, would a body in the disorder.

Then rosicherebbe in the lord!

The ciabattina is beautiful... they
also make a man?

Fermo, Fermo!

What are you doing, you're standing!

- Doctor! Why?
- Vitaliana, keep hands down.

- What do you want from me?
- You have saved my life!

- Not me, I was throwing it below.
- was Not dumping.

- We have made this...
- not bad, not bad!

A professed'! However, his behavior
is strange.

Here, there is a people, that once a
week for years, gives you a piotta.

Without problems and without an
invoice.

Depressed, sex maniacs... racchie!

Also people impossible physically,
I'm a friend of the Easter season.

- made carbohydrate the reason for
her life. -Oh!

People who might go to the cinema or
buy the drug!

Just for fun, or fun... Instead of
money give them to her!

In fact, we have the right to know
what happens.

To explain to her.

It was killing for this "ceases" to
secretary?

- Ceases and you will be there you!
- So, what happens?

Dr. Bernazzani has a very serious
problem in the eyes...

he has a very serious form of macular
degeneration.

My view is lowering day after day...

in three months I will be completely
blind.

- Really?
- Unfortunately, yes.

Ooooh, and never will!

I thought it was worse! Many blind
men have done fantastic things.

- in Fact it is true. Homer, for
example.
- Yes, even Stevie Wonder.

And Ray Charles? Bocelli? Also
Aleandro Baldi...

- Beethoven.
- Beethoven was deaf.

Exact. It was...

It seems to me a good reason to go
into depression...

Then I have to do?

I'm 15 years old I am with this freak
of Nature! And yet, here I am.

- stop?
- well...

Not to sound pitiful, but we are here
to help you.

No, you are here because you hope
that I will help you again.
Scordatevelo.

Doctor, I'm surprised at you!

In this regard, as some may not... he
understood me.

Why not take advantage to see all the
things that he has never seen?

He is right the dry. We can help you
find us.

... There has never been a Maccarese?
It is by fear!

- Maccarese?
- Yes.

- Hello, learned'!
- Michelangelo!

the I immischio with this band of
crazy, but I listened to it.

To be honest, it seems to me a
tragedy is infinite.

Her job is to listen, not see.

You must be proud of his
professionalism.

- Think of the patients that he has
cured.
- None.

<-S -> As none?
- my patients are you,.

There seems to be good?

You have the shots of anger for 15
years.

- I was able to heal you?
- I seems to be one big defect!

Outbursts of anger are healthy! But
you let her go!

Take this bow, and scaraventi every
so often against a radiator!

So, "a dog's dick". Relaxes...

- do you Think his friends.
- not Even one.

Surely he has a wife that he loves
her.

Are divorced from one that does not
talk to me.

His daughter can be close to her.

Lives in Trentino and think you are a
jerk.

Yes, actually it is better if you
kill it.

I'm sorry... now will have to find
another job.

Of these times that we want to. 7 or
8 years and I have resolved.

- I prepare a coffee.
- Thanks.

I didn't know that it was girlfriend.
Where you are here?

There we were at the sea in Corsica.
However, there are girlfriend.

Silvia, but if one today does not
want to be alone at home...

that is, he wanted to see other
people, hang out a little...

Why not? Of course, mica will be the
dress as well?

Okay.

And according to some scholars, this
is a double self-portrait.

Caravaggio puts you in the shoes both
of David and of Goliath,

to represent a kind of atonement.

If the same pure, that cuts the head
of the himself, the sinner.

Silvia, how do you know all these
things?

I like the painting. And I, and
Caravaggio, we are colleagues.

- What's That?
- I Paint. - But should be?

I have a pinch of talent in the
least, but I defend myself.

- let's Go see Apollo and Daphne?
- the two of them?

This painting is called The Madonna
of the Palafrenieri.

See if it says "sti cocks".

We are going to see Apollo and Daphne.

Sorry, but these are the things that
we had to see the doctor.

Here it is all very cute!

David crops the cracker to that other
one, though...

it seems to me that Caravaggio is
sawing the legs.

- No...
- it all seems too much... help
me.

- Impressionist.
- Yes.

Caravaggio is of the Seventeenth
century. As impressionism?

- To me it makes impression.
- to me as Well.

- Then you are breaking their balls.
- I would Not use these terms.

- do You believe? -Yes.
- And according to you, what should
they do?

What should I do?

I know it.

- a Strong singer, as it is called?
- "Er Ram".

Gagliardo!

I didn't know that Pallotta the
Second had a twin.

Of Course, Pallotta Third.

- There is also a Pallotta First?
- Yes, here it is.

Here I am! "Mexicana", ca' pajata",
The pecorino cheese, I did put it
with his bare hands!

My fault, I filled appetizers.

And in the evening I would prefer to
avoid the carbohydrate, then I would
skip...

The budellino veal? It's all meat,
eat it!

- Contains gluten?
- That you care, eat!

- Eats.
- We are drinking too little!

- To dr. Marcello. Hip Hip...
- Hooray!

Guys, I would propose a toast to our
friend Marcello.

At this time it is going through a
happy period.

And don't say the reason... the
privacy is to be respected.

However, it is not that if one
becomes blind I bird the you ammoscia.

But now we want to hear the speech of
Marcello.

Speech, speech!

What can I say? Thank you for this
beautiful evening by "Er pecoraro".

Is the chef, if I understand
correctly.

In this neighborhood that I didn't
know. Tower Sfranta?

Also the kindness with which I was
welcomed by Pallotta, According to...

- Third. -But what...
- it Was the First.

In short, all of the Pallotta's of
the world!

Also Er Bacon, Er, Pinocchio.

- Sebastian.
- a bit of A "er all".

I apologize, but I have to go. I have
to sleep at least eight hours.

Ciccio, perhaps we have not
understood. The evening has just
begun.

As you see Dragomira?

Don't you know that numbers is with
that whip!

Here, I don't even want to know.

Do you remember the Mercedes? Which
is to say, I did put pregnant?

- Eh.
- Wants to give a hand.

The port to do the visits... call I'm
a lawyer?

No, stables near. Sorry, I have put
pregnant?

<-S -> it seems to Me that de yes.
- So what are we talking about?

Of course, what are we talking about?

- Hello, do you know who am I?
- mrs. Dragomira.

the are a slut.

Me, I had said, but I do not believe
in these rumours.

Yes, I am a slut! And who are you?

- Marcello Bernazzani.
- No. You are a pig!

- No. -Yes!
- No, you look...

- Repeat: Who are you?
- I came here...

... I said repeat! the...

- lo. <-S -> -.

- Repeat, I said! <-S -> -.

A pig.

A pig.

- stronger!
- A pig!

- Grugnisci!
- please, grunting, no...

I am a doctor, I have a studio! The
nazarene, but where you bring me?

Dragomi, make less! You don't have
the sense of measure!

In a couple weeks to do an ultrasound.

Then let me know if you want to know
the sex.

Some want to remain a surprise...

By the way... you may know the color
of the unborn child?

In what sense?

To know if it is cleft as the mother
or is it normal...

- Normal?
- Eh.

She is a racist, mr. Spadoni?

I coupled with her, you figure if you
are a racist!

I'd like to have a child that is
different.

But we are in Italy, here are all the
democrats.

Then in practice, I want to see if
you have a son, nigga!

Well, the present to my son.

Cute, cute really. As if called?

- 'Ndongo.
- Ndo?

- Ngo.
- With the apostrophe? -Yes.

If you are male and cleft we can even
take us that name...

It also sounds good. My name is
Spadoni. Ndongo Spadoni, see him.

So, what do you prefer? Garcia
Marquez or Calvino.

I have never read any of the two.

- She writes books and reads them?
- I Read essays, not novels.

Novels? Then them take all, and two,
and then the question.

There are books that should be
consumed as if they were medicines.

- a Doctor, no books in braille.
- But I asked them!

However, there is this audiobook
interesting!

The metamorphosis Kafka read by
Francesco Totti.

- There is also Cassano who reads War
and Peace? -I'm going to ask.

Wait! I have the book for you.

Jose Saramago: Blindness! I don't
know...

Doctor, in your condition, with this
tragedy of blindness,

you stroncherà disastrously,

I'd recommend you to let off steam.

And here's how.

- But this is a machine!
- Not a machine, is the machine!

The machine of Karl-Heinz, the
bastard of Frankfurt.

Michelangelo, what are you doing? Do
not do the idiot.

If we sees someone do a bad end! You
put away.

Do not miss out on this opportunity!

Lost it, then we don't have to see.

Not be able to do, otherwise you
strike blind!

Maybe you're right...

Let me see what stuff you're made of.

Strike! You can do much more!

View the door as if it was your
illness!

- Yes! <-S -> Karl - Heinz!

- Yes! -You are a shit!!!!
- Yes!

I can only see the first three lines.

Here, the right eye has already lost
three-tenths, and the left four.

It is advancing. Let's try this. It
goes better?

Yes, much better.

I read up to the penultimate.

In view of the situation... at the
moment she is followed by his analyst?

- I Would like, but he escaped to
Ibiza with a dancer of 19 years. -Ah.

Then I can give you the phone of my
friend and psychotherapist?

- You know that job I do?
- For this him board.

He is a group therapy that is quite
different from psychoanalysis.

According to me, is good.

As you have seen, today we have a new
one. How are you?

Do you want to tell us a little bit
about yourself?

Hello, my name is Marcello. I have 49
years, I do the psychoanalyst.

And I'm depressed. Until three weeks
ago my life was perfect.

Or at least so I thought.

Then I had to come to grips with a
problem bigger than me.

For some time I do a strange dream.

Are the child and I can not take a
penalty kick.

I don't even know what it means.

I just know that a doctor convinced
me to come here... and here I am.

The diagnosis of the disease, I do, I
do not do alone.

And then, before saying that you
don't need much,

put yourself in discussion, listens
to others and you will not cry on him.

- let's Do the same job.
- I think Not.

You were patient care. the here I
take care of the people.

- Are two different things.
- So... you can only improve.

Learn to live with their ghosts,
overcome the problems...

Nothing more, trust me.

Marcello, I'll give you a piece of
news that can make you ill really...

- You can heal.
- Ah, yes?

She begins to see things in a
slightly different way. You never
know.

- Marcello, hello! I'm late.
- So... Beautiful Van Gogh!

Oh, Van Gogh!

- We are giving in.
- tender.

Thanks for bringing me here. There
had never been.

But what are you saying!

For many years I have been in Rome
and to see it so reminds of The dolce
vita.

"Marcello! Marcello come here!"

"Tell Me, Silvia".

- I never thought of that. <-S -> to
- To what?

Mastroianni and Ekberg, you call me
and you, Marcello and Silvia!

Ah! You know that everything
everything not I've never seen the
film.

- Vergognati. -I've seen pieces on
television...

The scene that I remember is this
fountain.

- And possibly not even a case.
- Why?

Can I psicanalizzarti? Do you
remember why Mastroianni throw?

Yes, he performs this act crazy and
irrational.

And if I can afford it also opens us
to this female figure.

Perhaps that is what is happening to
you, no?

You're throwing in the water for the
first time?

But go!

- Coin?
- One, two, three.

the when I was little, I understood
everything. It was all the more clear.

You know the dynamics between people,
The love, The friendship...

I knew exactly who was good and who
was bad.

Then growing up I am confused.

I also, we understand nothing more!

And do well as a psychiatrist. He
thinks those hands were!

- don't allow you quit.
- Already done.

- as Well as the photo you treat him
as bad as me? -David? No, he is not.

- So why you left?
- there we are left.

Sorry, I figured it out...

One morning we had breakfast as
usual, then he was out.

Took the bike and never returned. An
accident on the ring road.

I'm sorry... and now?

Now nothing. I prefer to stay alone.

Mica can be easily found men figs
around.

Goodnight.

Signo? Wake up! There is his friend
the mental patient on the phone.

Ymelda, go, come on! Ready?

Good morning, doctor dear. I need a
board.

I go out with a girl that I like, but
I would like to avoid

to commit always the same mistakes...
giving me advice?

The woman is usually looking for I
nice man that is fun,

that has the joke ready...

Hello, thanks for inviting me.

How you're dressed? Seems to be the
sofa of my grandmother!

And this bag I've taken to Caritas?

It in the room!

You must be gallant, polite. Women
need attention.

Pasquale, Silvia. Like me for example

when I open the car door.

No, back in the car. I wanted to open
the door.

- there is No need.
- No, I want to be gallant.

Does nothing...

Get in the car, do not let me come
back to bite you in the ass!

I told you to stay for good! You're
hurt, you need to cure!

Ciccio, the woman is born to be
dominated.

Let him understand immediately who's
boss.

I want a fillet steak with green
pepper...

No! You eat a pizza, and you're
silent!

Sorry... I was cazzeggiando...

- Silence!
- Shhh...

That figure of shit!!!!

Was expecting a call from Pallotta
Second.

Am I the only fucker on Sunday not to
see the Rome.

- ways!
- That it in the room.

- But you want them to turn?
- Is Mercedes. Tell me.

The nazarene? I don't feel well, you
coming?

I can't, I'm with the doctor to
see a concert... who is it?

- Rachmaninov.
- Who? -Rachmaninov!

My stomach hurts, come on, cabròn!

Do not worry. Will be as dirty that
you eat.

Troglodyte!

You're dead for six years, and still
not you I have said.

Nazarene, please!

Bongiorno! There is a Mercedes?

- What is it?
- San Cocio.

With all respect to San Cocio, no
graces.

Mercedes?

The goods'!

The goods'!

The doctor didn't tell you that when
one is pregnant do you smoke?

No.

- Alive in the midst of these zozzoni?
- Are my family!

That means... Zozzoni was in the
sense of affectionate!

Then you know, he comes back. they
are close to your culture!

Come on, master! One two... look at
me!

Bravo.

- Good Morning.
- good morning, doctor, e-mail.

Augustus, go better with the leg!

You put that wheelchair, eh?

- Yes, it's better.
- From!

- How is this kindness today?
- Boh!

Marcello, how's it going? It seems to
me that we go the better.

Mood yes. Physically, we see less and
less.

You new arrivals like you are?

Well. Well I furniture looks
stylish...

These volumes...

For me, this is the first time that I
partecipate to a group situation.

It seems to me to be a part of a new
family...

We're going to eat a pizza?

Maybe go to San Giovanni Rotondo to
make the trip, eh?

- In Fact!
- What are you saying?

Vitaliana, where do you think you are?

- The Nazarene.
- When it's my turn?

You pay a little here... and "the
money not them shits"!

- Pasquale?
- Not true.

This sentence I told you I entering.
Me I stole it.

- he Then claims the authorship.
- Yes.

- Enough, can not do more.
- Oh Well...

- Henry, are you with us?
- Yes, happy.

And then I feel good because the one
I went to before was half a blowjob.

Poraccio!

I did not think, but this
psychiatrist is tough.

Yes. It is also cool!

He said that help Marcello is the
best therapy that we have done.

It is, true.

Mom, the failures came together to
make a failure of the mass.

Are you still behind that rascal of
Bernazzani?

Treasure, not to give confidence to
the sick of mind.

- You understand?
- do Not listen.

We are the best. I feel like a
different person.

Ready, mom?

The different person!

Aunt Pina is because you have your
cell phone mom? What happened?

Easter'...

- Mom!
- But what happened?

Tonight we eat from the "zozzone"?

Lo Zozzone is dead? Chinese?

- Thanks for coming in.
- all right, it is a pleasure,
Paschal.

What was bad this old.

- Why is the show out of shape.
- And stop by.

Stop it, come on!

However, I realized by those who have
taken up to Easter.

I have always said, all that
resembled so much to dad.

In fact, look...

The other day was I lamb and now is
schiattata... is dead!

Here are the toys that I have
collected for forty years.

Puppets of puppets, the robot, and
coffee.

- Beautiful these buses... <-S -> -,
I got more than three hundred.

When I was a child my wish was to buy
a bus of my own.

Why don't I have done?

She said that they were a waste of
money...

- You are who?
- Mom!

And of course... sorry, I made you a
question!

And the ones that are? the me
remember them.

Are the little suprises in the small
chocolate eggs.

- Ah, indeed!
- there I have one too.

I bought all the days to the exit of
the school.

- Who did buy them?
- Mom!

- I made a mistake once...
- No, two!

- I can't be wrong?
- Eh, two times.

I'm sorry, I have to resume. You want
to stay for dinner?

- No.
- we do Not want to disturb.

And then it's too late. You get to
cook this time?

I have the fridge full of:
cannelloni, lasagna, gnocchi.

Stew with potatoes, abbacchio a
scottadito...

coratella with artichokes, frittata
de lard...

There is also the I ambulance that
lies in wait for you?

No. However, I have the panna cotta
and the tiramisu, which she did.

She who?

Ciccio, I'll give you a hand!

This is the Cuba I remember!

Eat it as a thing, no?

Then we complain of erectile
dysfunction!

Just, stop?

Congratulations, it's all good. You
are a man you will marry.

- it bothers Me the nipple...
- No, there is an aura.

From here you can see a beautiful
panorama.

- Even if we are on the outskirts,
here you can see the whole Rome. -Ah,
yes?

You can also see the dome of St.
Peter's, a small, but you see.

How goes it, Pasquale, better?

- let's Say that thanks to you, yes.
- Safe?

Yes...

Then, accenderei the television.

There is Germany-Italy and I'm going
crazy!

- But it is Michelangelo!
- it is he who Is the play-by-play.

Betta. If you continue to scold him,
it will always go worse.

From a bit of respite.

Doctor, you realize what kind of
frustration do I live?

Until there were the social network
was all good.

Now nothing... I have played.

The last nice thing that you said
when was it?

- I have No conscious memory.
- You See? And the last kiss?

New year's eve. 2010? Maximum 2009.

Try to change your attitude, sooner
or later you will also see a dance.

If I see him dancing I begin to
believe that is healing.

Buffon puts the ball out of the
fund.

We're not exaggerating? This poraccio
has lost his mother recently.

I'm on it. Don't feel obliged, Easter.

Shhh! I look at the game.

Goal!

And go, go, go, go, go, go! German
shit!!!!

Boche bastards!

The hot dogs are just shit! Goethe
was a clown!

Merkel is a hippo.

Ugly bastards who steal women to the
people respectable like me!

And I'm talking to you Karl Heinz
strunz!

Strunz last name and in fact! the I
curse you! Bastard!

Michelangelo has done a nice casino.

It has opened a political crisis
between Italy and Germany.

Now, these are the excuses of the
President of the Council.

Paschal told me that I have fired.

- Of Course.
- The Poor Man.

- you don't like?
- No, it burns.

- I like your paintings.
- your vision must be getting worse
and worse.

Are clear, solar... it has nothing to
do with Caravaggio.

You I I said. I have a pinch of
talent.

- And this because it is all white?
- Well...

It is a wall in search of an author.
Have you ever painted?

No.

Please.

Eh... Tonight I'll take you to the
dance. You should?

There is the Night of the taranta.

It would be nice, maybe tonight is
better not to.

- something happened?
- No, on the contrary, everything is
in place.

Tonight... it's ridiculous, but it
would be I anniversary my and of
David.

<-S -> it seems to Me that bad, I
won't do it.
- Sorry, I didn't know.

However, this is come good!

- the Nazarene, we go to dance?
- No, stop.

By, the itching!

Look at that!

See? If I start Killing, how
beautiful you are!

Shazam can't find this piece. Please.

- For me?
- Yes.

- Thanks. You have been cute.
- Ve?

I know that I love you.

You need money for?

I understand, I go dancing! So
you...

- So I don't dance, I'm here.
- I know.

Hello, Nora!

Easter? And since in here you like
the Pinch?

Is so that are a pizzicarolo!

Ah! I see that you do achievements.

Where did you meet the doctor?

- But you laugh, moron?
- do You have any problem, Ciccio?

Let him lose, he is disturbed...

Good, Ciccio.

Go away. Go take a walk.

These buzzurri!

All set for Easter? Safe?

- Hi.
- Hi there... That is said in the
analysis?

- Unfortunately, nothing good.
- What am I left with?

Maybe a month and a half, a little
more.

Ah! hoping for, who knows why, into
an improvement.

However, there would be a novelty.

There is a doctor in Germany that
treats patients with his condition.

I contacted him and he said

that if you work immediately, maybe
it can save the view.

- Only...
- What?

The operation is non-invasive and if
it fails, it will remain blind from
the start.

Must choose from.

Thanks.

Marcelli? Luckily you didn't come.

I thought that was a laugh.

At the end, instead, Romeo dies and
Juliet!

We did the amniocentesis... it seems
that the boy is healthy.

Okay, no? Hi-Speed'.

Ready, doctor? Hi.

Wanted to ask you... with this
Vitaliana you can try?

Me a bit I fanned.

leri has dreamt that crumpled the
psychotherapist

inside a bucket of rubbish. Crazy!

Doctor, this is a week that we do not
see it. It's all good?

Called to tell her that this morning
at 6 o'clock and 56,

it has happened a small miracle.

Henry, there has been a hint of
erection. We are euphoric.

However, I fear it may be a
physiological event

not due to a real sexual arousal,

are those things in the morning...

- From! A bit of optimism!
- And oh well.

At least when we have these
paranormal phenomena!

Goodbye.

Lower the foot, thanks.

Marcello, you respond to me? You
disappeared for a week.

We made you all a gift and we would
like to give it to you.

If you do not call me back do I
break-in to your house, understood? I
miss you.

- Where is it?
- there it is.

- Help, I rape!
- You would like it! Arise!

Ymelda, what happens? Stop!

Lowers this arc that not even see us!

- What are you doing here?
- We came to see how you are.

- I'm fine, you can go.
- Yes, but lower I arch.

We would also like to die of a
painful disease, and slow as all.

- But what are you after?
- One that must do for star only?

- need to ask permission to you?
- I think we would be friends.

We are friends. Now out, everyone!

- We're here to help.
- Who can help me, do you?

Until yesterday you were playing with
toy soldiers.

- But you're really the asshole.
- at Least I'm not a pusher.

But what are you saying?

You're not here for the friendship,
you are here for your problems.

The one is helpless, that is
nymphomaniac. This is a virgin.

- you're a virgin?
- the virgin? Yes.

Do you think that once blind you will
be telling me about the problems?

- Well, forget it.
- Marcello, you're exaggerating.

Oh, I forgot, there is Silvia, the
sister.

Who thinks the life now is the right
way!

And rather than have a love story
normal,

do you prefer the caregiver to a
blind man.

You know what, if I were you I
wouldn't worry about losing the view.

You is a life that does not see us.

However, we came to bring you this.

Please.

Andrea, I made a mess. I don't know
what came over me.

- What happened?
- I need to see you.

Are not in the studio. I'd be at the
bar...

- I'm terrible.
- And believe it!

You have confused two different
things,

do you have a physical problem and
want to turn it into a mental problem.

- What should I do?
- You need to separate them.

If one day you will become blind,
this does not prevent you

going out with friends, fall in love
with a woman, or am I wrong?

In fact.

Do you remember your dream of the
penalty?

I've done that tonight!!!

The problem is not to score or not to
score.

- Is to draw the penalty?
- But of course!

Pull it, and Marcello, this blessed
discipline.

And now, if you don't mind, my rigor,
I would like to mark.

There is one girl who I arrapa a lot.
Coffee?

Nazareno, sorry if I awake in the
middle of the night.

- But what happened?
- I Am a moron.

You can see it.

What I said I don't think so really.
So, I'm sorry.

the I forgive you, but with Silvia

you need more than a phone call,
there you went heavy.

What should I do? I do not want to
lose.

Calm down. I dress up, I call John
and see you soon.

- Hello.
- I'm Sorry.

<-S -> -, Then? But what is it?
- A rose.

Please, a little bit of
heterosexuality, come on!

- The I paid.
- have You studied?

Yes, but I don't know if the idea is
right. The one who wrote this crap?

Crap? He has written "carbohydrate".

I'm a pippa with women, but I have
seen many movies, trusted.

The idea is nice, but the words...
and I've never sung alone...

We are not alone. I called three
friends of Tower Sfranta.

Give us a hand. Guys!

And one, two, three, and four...

they are stupid,

I have realized that I love your, I
was getting warm...

Bo-bo-bon...

- No, it is already difficult so...
- There is good, is spagnolismo.

But there is the bo-bon. There is the
bo-bon?

Yes.

Because I was cold as a fillet of
plaice

...lost in the bottom of the
refrigerator.
- Bo-bo-bon-bon!

Dead and buried for 50 years, I was a
corpse and a versatile musician.

But you came in you. With 'is facet
of the candida,

I took you by the hand, stubborn and
a bit romantic.

Fellini and Caravaggio, makes you
poetic, you are...

- Full.
- Full of courage.

You are full of courage, even
charismatic.

- Bo-bo-bon-bon.
- I I would only be here!

If it was to my taste!

- let Me do?
- What?

- Peeeeeee...
- Oh, it's late.

- You are right.
- So perdonalo.

Bo-bo-bon-bon.

Because he is a coward, uptight and
boring and I was soft.

But you were soft!

Uptight and boring, a coward, but you
seem to be the way?

If you want to ask for forgiveness
you must tell the truth.

About me? I am an idiot!

- But what is the idiot.
- Is a song roman. Idiot?

- Idiot don't you understand?
- No!

- And in the romanesco as you would
say?
- Fregnone.

- Fregnone are three syllables...
- Aho!

the are a fregnone, a jerk cagasotto

...in my unconscious innermost.
- Bo-bon-bon-bo.

Are rational, pathetic, and coward,
in substance, a psychotic.

But I arrived, and I don't feel
candida,

they are full of passion and so
romantic!

And if I can forgive,

this hysterical crisis,

it is because I know I'm dreaming
with my artistic side.

Have you seen?

Unemployed! You make me sleep?

We are quiet, do not offend.

Are the four, a little joy.

The doctor, in the dream she was
standing in front of me naked.

With the socks. And I began licking
the nipple.

And then when I went to tap, until
the nipple

not swells and I pic pic pic...

Vitaliana, picca picca eh!

Sorry, what a shame! I said a bad
thing, right?

- forgive Me doctor?
- To Forgive? Are you a priest?

If you dream of I'm in love with me
means that you're better.

Of course, all of that adding
leccamenti...

what is useless and even annoying,
but good.

So how's it going good Easter, now
you're putting

in the discussion of the relationship
with your mother, that you
slaughtered. Well.

First of all, thank you. I have
decided, I am working.

And if it would go badly with
patience, at least I tried.

Leave tomorrow. Going to Germany to
take a penalty kick.

Quiet. See you in a couple of weeks.

I see you... so to speak!

And this fool was a psychiatrist,
understood?

- would you like a ride?
- What are you doing here?

- you want It or not?
- To the airport. Yes, thank you.

No, I have a bus that makes me
service Germany-Rome, Rome-Germany.

- I a bus?
- Of Course.

- But you are crazy!
- in Fact, we care you.

And it's not over here, there we also
have a hostess, a doctor, is.

Here is the hostess! Please.

- I took the ticket of the plane. We
will reimburse? -Of course.

- yes...
- you are beautiful.

Thanks!

- Bravo!
- In Fact.

- Excuse me, is it free?
- Is reserved for an asshole.

Then it is my.

I bought back the sweater that I have
contaminated paint.

Not I I have thrown the other.
Thanks, anyway.

- Sorry.
- I Pray.

- bothers You if I'm a bit' here next
to you? -No, I figured.

I suffer the charm of the pilot.

It's called the driver to the bus.

Then, guys, are you ready to go?

Yes.

I love this enthusiasm is
overwhelming.

- Oh, and what is here?
- The nipple.

- I'm Going to drive it.
- I was treated badly, that is so
nice.

- Easter! Are you all right?
- Yes.

- you are Not hungry? -I have the
face of one who is not hungry?

Then turn at the first right. Trust
me.

- But at least it is good to eat here?
- I Hope so.

- No have you ever been?
- First time we have come.

We're going good!

Here is it, ready!

But the Tonco del Pontesel exactly
what it is?

This is a dish typical of these
parts, and it is a sauce made of pork,

veal, beef, put to fry in lard, onion
and flour.

It is good with potatoes.

Some incompetent I add in a cooking
vernacular pinot,

...but the most expert master chefs
in the know...
- it takes the nosiola.

Exact.

Me, I taught my father.

Do you remember I the last time we
cooked together?

Like no! Ten years ago, at Christmas.
Home of your mother.

Remember what I cooked, risotto with
ossobuco and eggplant parmigiana.

- No.
- Pasta with clams and meatballs...

It was when I said that I would be
coming here to live with Lorenzo.

In my house... like no!

Why are you here, dad?

For more than one reason.

Because I wanted to cook with you...

because I wanted to look a little

and because I feel that in these
years it was as if I had lost
something.

- Ah, ah!
- Who is? What happens?

Is being born? Don't make me take the
shots!

- Are contractions, about to give
birth.
- But is seven months.

- So this is tenuous!
- Paschal, stop this bus!

But what is it?

- you Need to call I ambulance!
- Ambulance? You've seen where we are?

- there is I miss the field!
- Because you look at me?

You're a doctor! Foul to be born.

Not a midwife, but a psychoanalyst.

Also means incapable, between the
other.

Push, Mercedes, force!

From that, you can make it!

Breathing is very important!

Breathe in... breathe out. Breathe
in, breathe out!

Still, breathe in, breathe out!

- Oh No!
- beached Easter!

Leave him alone, not the watch!

This is overweight, you are strong, I
can do it, you're black!

Not the scare. You need to lighten up.

Listen to this, a lady asks the
gynecologist:

After the birth I can do I'm in love
with my husband?

Yes, but first make out I'm a midwife
with a newborn!

Strong no? The first is...

Shoot always bullshit you, I tell you
a I and you make these faces?

Have you seen? It worked!!!

I'm sorry not to be there for the
operation.

I have been told that Marcellin must
stay a few more days.

Marcellin... are you sure that you
want to call it that?

Of course. As the doctor, I gave
birth to.

- you Want to smoke?
- You fixed? I don't smoke, you know.

Mica is the main topic, this is from
Kabul!

Worse for yourself. About my son...

I thought to improve myself, to grow.
Of change.

Not only for me.

This creature does not deserve a
father the drug dealer.

Bravo, Nazarene, not me, I expected
it to be.

- I Thought I would switch to cocaine.
- Cocaine?

I know what you're thinking. It is
more risky.

But they are also more money. And
those they serve, eh!

Put that want to go to university,

or you want to buy a Porsche? That I
say to him?

- Moves this rod.
- Show that you have understood?

Aho... not to give up.

And those spring.

- Let's Go! -Arrival!
- Eh!

Ciccio is jealous.

In the leg!

- In Germany it's cold though!
- Oh, these germans!

This key is for you, mr. Bernazzani,

and these are for you gentlemen.

Your rooms are all close to those of
your friend arrived a little while
ago.

- What friend?
- fig. -Michelangelo!

I thought that if I was a true
friend, I had to overcome my
hesitation

against this shit country... which
has also produced good things.

I'm Oktober Fest or Borussia Dortmund.

Very manly. Mr. Michelangelo made you
the great surprise.

Very cute.

You see, Germany welcomes you with
open arms.

Unfortunately, this has not only
opened his arms.

- Who is it?
- room Service.

- I have not ordered anything.
- in Fact, I have not brought
anything.

- I Am in the process of the
suitcase. Enters.
- Permit.

- I Close that ago current.
- But what is the current?

- a Beautiful dress.
- But it is a nightgown!

It seemed like those sun beds that
you use it...

You think that I carry a sun in
Germany?

- Beautiful this room
- Because your it is? -The same.

Reason of the visit?

Feel... I have a small problem.

Since tomorrow I might not see more
of a cabbage...

I thought that I'm the last nice
thing that I would like to see you.

Ah, and how do you solve this problem?

For example, as well.

- you Say that enough? -I was hoping
so... but instead we must also do so.

- Listen, now it's up to me.
- What are you doing?

- I Thought I'd do so.
- I Cannot see anything. Risk of...

We do not see, but you can do it!

What is wrong with you tonight? Have
you gone mad!

- I know that is the time zone!
- In Germany there is the time zone.

- So I know that you're you!
- you told Me a nice thing!

- Is positive, no?
- Is positive!

Do you like it? Do you like your
first time?

It is by fear!

- I love You!
- I love You!

Give me a little kiss!

- can I lick your nipple?
- No, you have a fixed with the
nipple!

- From, to spatulate. <-S -> floor -
Plan, though.

But you look at these as indulges.

Fire?

- I'll cut You the legs.
- I Go.

Maximum respect to the inclinations,
but I do not incline.

- I did Not understand.
- asks You how you are.

- do you Know German?
- I did Languages at university.

Really?

When I have assumed you have not read
the curriculum?

- No.
- And you thought.

- What did you say?
- There is a lot of optimism.

Then they are ready. How do you say?

Is the pre-anesthesia.

I love you.

Marcello.

Marcello.

That's strange.

You see those farmers over there?

They seem like the friends of the
Nazarene, those of the Tower Sfranta.

Do you remember that I said to you?

For example, that " fat " is equal to
"Er Doughnut".

Instead, the tall one is equal to
Pallotta Second.

That then was the same as the
Pallotta in the First and Pallotta
Third.

Instead of that hill here, in front
of the show?

Don't you remember the dome seen from
the terrace of Easter?

But whatever it was good, the
eggplant parmigiana!

The omelette with pork fat less, we
are honest.

And that house will not remind you of
the Van Gogh painting

we have seen together? Do you
remember?

Yes, I remember.

Doctor! Doctor!

Here...

Marcello? Marcello!

Look, Marcello!

- Is dancing?
- Yes.

Is healed.

The shooting with the arc is not a
sport, it's an art.

You don't need to see the target
because,

the target is inside of you.

You have to be one you, The bow, the
arrow, the target.

You have to take a big breath and
feel in the deep

when it's time to shoot the arrow.

Kill! But that has a center?

According to me we can see better
than before.

I know, Karl-Heinz, it's too late.
But I'm here to apologize.

It is the time to bury I-axe of war.

I was wrong to destroy your beautiful
BMW,

I was wrong to offend you in
eurovision

but you got to understand... I have
taken away my wife.

Karl-Heinz, forgive me, and I
withdraw the complaint.

First. My name is not Karl-Heinz,
Romulus.

Second. I have a Panda grip of the
second hand.

And third. As the wife, I got one for
that is this.

If you want, you the gift.

Doctor, I wanted to share this dream
I had.

I was in a country... I don't
remember whether it was Colombia or
Mozambique.

However, a country of Latin America.
I was on a motorcycle.

I went quiet and there was a lot of
de people.

I looked to the left and to the
right, laughed, greeted...

They were all black...

The strange thing is I felt good. But
their own good.

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