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Actually...
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I'd kind of like to do it
with the lights on tonight.
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Oh, honey, I'm tired.
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That's all right.
Just lay there.
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I'll do all the work.
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♪ Good night, my someone ♪
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♪ good night, my love ♪
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whatcha meditating about?
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[crunching popcorn]
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Hey...
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Rex, did we make love
this morning?
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No, I had a meeting.
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And you didn't
come home for lunch.
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It's 11:52.
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The streak.
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I know you can hear me.
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[growling]
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♪ And good night my ♪
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[high-pitched] ♪ someone ♪
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♪ Good night ♪
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Luke, that is what
we humans call
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really, really cute.
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[grunts]
That was so violent.
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I thought this was supposed
to help you relax.
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That was close.
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[panting]
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I got a busy day tomorrow.
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I've got book club.
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Let's do this.
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[rock music]
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♪ The secret to
the life you wanted ♪
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♪ it's all True ♪
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♪ someone's got to do it ♪
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♪ now we have
the facets working ♪
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♪ we got through ♪
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♪ all we need is you ♪
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and given what you have
indicated you're looking for,
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we think this could be
an ideal location
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for your corporate
headquarters.
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Excuse me.
Vance is on line one.
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He says it's urgent.
Thank you.
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Hey. Where are you?
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I need help.
I don't know what to do, man.
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Meet me downtown, now!
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Should I buy these red pants?
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Big Client.
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Big Commission.
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Big... big recession.
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Dave, I am engaged
to be married.
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Do you have any idea
what that means?
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He's worried it means
settling down.
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Vance is someone
who needs to constantly be...
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evolving, pushing limits.
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Alfredo and I really
bonded this Morning.
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Look at him, okay?
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He's been with the same guy
almost 20 years.
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They are not even
talking Marriage.
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Well, you understand,
I can't actually get married.
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Yeah.
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He gets it.
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All right, I need you
to be honest.
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Can I pull these off?
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All right, walk it.
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Let's see what
we're working with here.
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Get 'em.
Really?
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How many conversations
have we had
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about getting you into a less
conventional tapered Jean?
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I am so glad I called you.
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11:00 a.M., Rex.
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Oh, so good news.
The Barbecue's back on.
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Dave finally finished the Deck.
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- Oh.
- Well, it's about time.
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Why didn't he just
hire someone?
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Well, you know Dave.
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He's...
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frugal.
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$2,000 for a deck?
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You know what?
I'll do it myself.
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40 bucks for a power saw?
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Heh, No.
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- Hey, Honey.
- Hey.
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- Are you doing okay?
- It's going All right.
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[grunting]
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Rex, listen...
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the head of the east Portland
Homeowners Association
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just passed.
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Dunphy died?
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Finally!
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Now you can run for a seat.
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This is the kind
of resume builder
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that could really help
lay the groundwork
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for your future
political Career.
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Plus, the president gets
to ride around the neighborhood
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in a golf cart.
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This is just
how John Kennedy Started.
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Actually, he was
a hero of World war ii.
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Oh, we are not doing wars.
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Rex, I don't know you were
interested in Politics.
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Well, I've always had
a strong desire to help people.
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I mean, I've never verbalized it
or consciously thought it.
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- Hey, Gang.
- Hey.
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All right, guys!
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Prepare to have
your minds blown.
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I weighed in.
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What do you think?
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I don't know what to say.
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You say no.
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You have to put your foot down.
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God, we're in, like,
ten fights already.
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And I feel like so many of them
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aren't getting
enough attention.
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You're getting married.
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You better learn how
to speak up
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and tell him the things
you don't like,
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or you'll be living like
Susie death deck over here.
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Hey, you build a deck
for under 50 bucks.
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It's time to put the "Honest"
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back in honesty.
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And that's not just
Rex's campaign slogan.
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It's unbelievable.
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Amy said no to my pants.
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She can't tell me what to wear.
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As long as she says
I can't wear them,
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these bad boys
aren't coming off.
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Hey, you're the big Winner.
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Getting to wear your
tight, red pants to the gym.
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Are you bleeding?
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No, that's just my sweat
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causing the Dye
to run down my Leg.
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Alfredo assures me it's normal.
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Vance, lose the pants.
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Amy's doing you a favor.
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Ask me what I'm wearing.
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What are you wearing?
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I have no idea.
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Because Leigh dresses me
every morning,
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and I love it.
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I mean, sure, her tastes
tend to be on the preppy Side.
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Is that an izod weight belt?
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The point is,
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I don't waste
a bunch of mental energy
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worrying about that stuff.
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Frees me up
to think big Picture.
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Space.
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We may not be alone here.
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Well, I pick my own clothes,
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and I think these Pants
are gonna be the anchor
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of my whole new Look.
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Like Dave's party shirt.
Ohh.
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That baby's rock solid
for any occasion.
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[flashbulb clicking]
♪ Flick, Flack, no Stack ♪
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♪ I got the wit
that my enemies lack ♪
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♪ but I know what I am ♪
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[rock music]
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Honey, the deck looks so nice!
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Aw, thanks.
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You can put
your full weight on it.
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Yeah, I know.
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[chuckles]
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Hey, guys.
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Two can play at this game.
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Vance wants to embarrass me
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by wearing those stupid
red pants,
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I'll embarrass him
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by Wearing my Mom's
stupid old Jumpsuit.
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That outfit's actually
back in style.
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You look adorable.
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Damn my Darling figure.
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Oh, maybe if I hike
the socks up too high,
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like you in that hiking picture
you like for some reason.
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[horn honking]
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Check it out, dual cup holders,
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foot-activated Horn,
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comfortably seats
one tasty asian.
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I am seated Comfortably.
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So it happened?
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You're president of
the homeowners association?
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And it was
a hard-fought victory.
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Okay, you're the only one
interested in the position,
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so just sign here
and you're it.
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Chills.
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[gasping]
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Those things are
growin' on me, bro.
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You've got to be kidding me.
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You're really feeling
them, huh?
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You have to get this pant
situation under control.
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This thing is spreading.
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Okay?
Rex is getting ideas.
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Honey, what if I wore
sneakers to brunch?
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Shut it down, Amy.
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Hey, jackass.
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You made your point.
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Oh, really?
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'cause I don't even
know what my point is.
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Classic Vance.
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Take logic
right out of the equation.
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You wore that
to look stupid, huh?
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'Cause you look great.
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Which makes you look stupid,
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but not in the way
you intended.
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Why don't they just let
each other wear what they want?
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They have issues.
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But don't worry.
Marriage will solve them.
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Hmm. Mm. Mm-hmm.
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All right, this party
started at an eight.
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How do we get it to a ten?
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Are you drunk enough for jarts?
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I was born
drunk enough for jarts.
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Best thing I ever bought
at a garage sale.
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You up for some
illegal lawn darts?
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No, a man in my position,
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the press'll have a field day.
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I'm a role model.
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Come one, I know the jarts
are in here somewhere.
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My party shirt.
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What the...
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[shower running] Dave, honey...
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great funeral, huh?
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I really feel Closure.
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Yeah, totally!
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Good news.
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Guess who wants to have
dinner with us tonight?
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Dr. Fareed mahari.
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The prominent dentist?
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Let's take a look.
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Debbie could you hold
his tongue?
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Yeah.
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Oh, heh,
a little intimate, Debbie.
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[chuckles]
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Get in there.
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- Aah.
- Aah.
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Rex, you know some
really powerful people.
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Do you know
who Dr. Mahari's cousin is?
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No, I have no idea
who amir mahari,
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city comptroller is.
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[chuckles]
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Hello, Julia.
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[shudders]
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You seem surprised.
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Are you not happy to see us?
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Why did you hide
my party shirt?
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I didn't.
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I was just...
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boxing up a bunch
of our shiny stuff.
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It probably got in there
by Accident.
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Ohh. Okay, Dave, I'm sorry.
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But I hate the party shirt.
I hate it.
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But I don't want to be
one of those couples
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that... tells each other
what to wear.
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It's not just the...
the party shirt.
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There's a bunch
of my stuff in here.
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Dave, some of your stuff...
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sucks.
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So...
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these suck?
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My carbonite Adventure 14s?
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Yeah.
Those suck a lot.
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Wow, um...
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[chuckles]
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my "Ooka-lay-lay."
Oh, sucks.
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But mostly just 'cause
you say it like that.
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Honey, I'm sorry that you
had to find out this way,
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but if you
think about it, I'm...
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doing you a favor.
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Oh... no, I...
yeah, I see.
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Th-That's... I...
you're protecting me
267
00:10:16,145 --> 00:10:17,647
from my own horrible taste.
268
00:10:17,713 --> 00:10:19,034
And that's awesome.
I just... I...
269
00:10:19,081 --> 00:10:21,083
now I feel guilty
because you're
270
00:10:21,150 --> 00:10:22,451
giving me all this great help,
271
00:10:22,518 --> 00:10:23,798
and I've yet
to return the favor.
272
00:10:23,853 --> 00:10:25,922
So, uh, can we
discuss your curtains?
273
00:10:25,988 --> 00:10:27,857
I made those
from our old bedspread.
274
00:10:27,924 --> 00:10:29,158
Rule of THUMB:
275
00:10:29,225 --> 00:10:30,586
If it's too ugly
to be a bedspread,
276
00:10:30,593 --> 00:10:32,361
don't hang it on the wall.
277
00:10:32,428 --> 00:10:35,331
That is very Helpful.
278
00:10:35,398 --> 00:10:38,000
Uh, then there's...
the way you eat corn.
279
00:10:38,067 --> 00:10:40,369
Oh! So we're going on
to behaviors now.
280
00:10:40,436 --> 00:10:42,338
You attack the poor cob
with such fury.
281
00:10:42,405 --> 00:10:43,726
You claim
it's your favorite food,
282
00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:45,308
but there's a real anger there.
283
00:10:45,374 --> 00:10:47,977
How about a piece
of constructive advice for you?
284
00:10:48,044 --> 00:10:49,478
Um...
285
00:10:49,545 --> 00:10:51,347
don't act out
Monty python bits around me
286
00:10:51,414 --> 00:10:53,316
all the time.
287
00:10:53,382 --> 00:10:56,319
[British accent] Oh, nobody
expects the spanish inquisition.
288
00:10:56,385 --> 00:10:57,854
See, I shouldn't know that.
289
00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:59,121
This is great.
290
00:10:59,188 --> 00:11:00,623
Honesty.
291
00:11:00,690 --> 00:11:02,124
Did you tell them to do this?
292
00:11:02,191 --> 00:11:03,359
Seems too healthy for them
293
00:11:03,426 --> 00:11:05,461
to have arrived
at it themselves.
294
00:11:05,528 --> 00:11:07,597
How about not stretching...
uhh...
295
00:11:07,663 --> 00:11:09,899
just constantly
in Random public Places.
296
00:11:09,966 --> 00:11:11,534
Yeah. Uhh.
I'm at starbucks.
297
00:11:11,601 --> 00:11:13,269
I'll have a venti, please.
298
00:11:13,336 --> 00:11:14,904
Maybe don't try to work so hard
299
00:11:14,971 --> 00:11:16,639
to prove that you're
cool with gay people.
300
00:11:16,706 --> 00:11:18,040
Hmm?
301
00:11:18,107 --> 00:11:19,587
"Oh, that jacket
is so fierce, Brett!"
302
00:11:19,642 --> 00:11:22,511
"Oh, man, I really hope
my kids are gay, Josh."
303
00:11:22,578 --> 00:11:24,347
the dysfunction.
It's so tragic.
304
00:11:24,413 --> 00:11:26,015
Closet full of Crocs.
305
00:11:26,082 --> 00:11:27,516
Your crappy world Music.
306
00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:29,852
Always having to do
the butterfly when you swim.
307
00:11:29,919 --> 00:11:31,287
Hmm. Lullaby!
308
00:11:31,354 --> 00:11:32,355
What?
309
00:11:32,421 --> 00:11:36,325
Lulla-by. Sucks.
310
00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,562
Ouch.
311
00:11:39,629 --> 00:11:42,565
[whispering] What is
the significance of that?
312
00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:47,277
- You sing her a lullaby?
- Every night?
313
00:11:47,343 --> 00:11:48,745
Since the first night
we were together.
314
00:11:48,812 --> 00:11:50,914
It just happened.
It was very natural.
315
00:11:50,980 --> 00:11:52,482
Was she in a crib at the time?
316
00:11:52,549 --> 00:11:53,783
I'm sorry.
You're in a vulnerable place.
317
00:11:53,850 --> 00:11:55,151
I just needed one.
318
00:11:55,218 --> 00:11:56,386
If he gets one,
I should get one.
319
00:11:56,453 --> 00:11:57,387
Did she like it?
320
00:11:57,454 --> 00:11:58,388
Did you like it?
321
00:11:58,455 --> 00:11:59,923
Of course I did.
322
00:11:59,989 --> 00:12:02,926
It was from my favorite
musical, the music man.
323
00:12:02,992 --> 00:12:06,329
It was the sweetest thing
Anyone has ever done for me.
324
00:12:06,396 --> 00:12:08,865
How'd it go, dude?
Did she finally give it up?
325
00:12:08,932 --> 00:12:11,901
Oh, um...
nice to see you again, Julia.
326
00:12:11,968 --> 00:12:13,002
Hey, sis.
327
00:12:13,069 --> 00:12:15,004
But that was the first time.
328
00:12:15,071 --> 00:12:16,406
And then he did it
the next night
329
00:12:16,473 --> 00:12:17,907
and the next night and...
330
00:12:17,974 --> 00:12:19,275
I don't know, my enthusiasm
331
00:12:19,342 --> 00:12:22,412
got a little...
Forced.
332
00:12:22,479 --> 00:12:26,683
♪ Sleep tight, my someone ♪
333
00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:28,685
♪ sleep tight ♪
334
00:12:28,752 --> 00:12:30,186
but it had gone ON too long,
335
00:12:30,253 --> 00:12:31,688
and there was nothing
I could do to stop it.
336
00:12:31,755 --> 00:12:34,190
Even when he went out of town.
337
00:12:34,257 --> 00:12:35,492
♪ I wish they may ♪
338
00:12:35,558 --> 00:12:37,027
♪ and I wish ♪
339
00:12:37,093 --> 00:12:38,428
anyway, that's the story.
340
00:12:38,495 --> 00:12:40,263
Take your best shot, Rex.
341
00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:43,466
That's the most beautiful
thing I've ever heard.
342
00:12:43,533 --> 00:12:44,834
Your lullaby, my pants.
343
00:12:44,901 --> 00:12:46,036
I mean, why do they
want to take
344
00:12:46,102 --> 00:12:47,937
everything that
makes us special?
345
00:12:48,004 --> 00:12:49,639
I don't think
I'm overstating it
346
00:12:49,706 --> 00:12:51,708
when I say you may be
history's greatest Monster.
347
00:12:51,775 --> 00:12:54,277
Ohh, I know.
I feel really bad.
348
00:12:54,344 --> 00:12:56,046
But I was being honest.
349
00:12:56,112 --> 00:12:57,614
And that's good, right?
350
00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:59,049
Aah! Agh!
351
00:12:59,115 --> 00:13:00,116
[giggles]
352
00:13:00,183 --> 00:13:01,718
No.
353
00:13:01,785 --> 00:13:03,386
I can't believe
she crushed you like that
354
00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:05,055
in front of the cobra crew.
355
00:13:05,121 --> 00:13:06,401
We're not
calling ourselves that.
356
00:13:06,456 --> 00:13:08,491
Thisthis is actually
a great opportunity.
357
00:13:08,558 --> 00:13:09,959
She owes you.
358
00:13:10,026 --> 00:13:11,628
He's right.
359
00:13:11,695 --> 00:13:13,463
You've got political capital.
360
00:13:13,530 --> 00:13:16,533
[chuckles] I'm sorry,
you don't know what that means.
361
00:13:16,599 --> 00:13:18,735
You've got an opportunity
to get something.
362
00:13:18,802 --> 00:13:20,170
And you can't forgive her
363
00:13:20,236 --> 00:13:21,271
until she gives you
something awesome.
364
00:13:21,337 --> 00:13:22,672
You're exactly right.
365
00:13:22,739 --> 00:13:24,007
This is... this is actually
not a bad...
366
00:13:24,074 --> 00:13:25,375
um, here.
367
00:13:25,442 --> 00:13:27,711
Give me some good stuff
to ask for.
368
00:13:27,777 --> 00:13:29,512
Okay, you and me, Joshua tree,
369
00:13:29,579 --> 00:13:32,115
hallucinogenics vision Quest.
370
00:13:32,182 --> 00:13:33,450
Next.
371
00:13:33,516 --> 00:13:34,676
Trail Blazers season Tickets.
372
00:13:34,684 --> 00:13:36,653
Italian Motors.
Walk-in Humidor.
373
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,855
Jeez, you really
had those locked and loaded.
374
00:13:38,922 --> 00:13:40,623
Someday, Leigh will screw up.
375
00:13:40,690 --> 00:13:43,426
And I will be ready.
376
00:13:43,493 --> 00:13:45,462
I'm so glad we got together.
377
00:13:45,528 --> 00:13:47,964
I was, in fact,
just mentioning to my cousin,
378
00:13:48,031 --> 00:13:49,299
the comptroller,
379
00:13:49,366 --> 00:13:51,134
what a fine young couple
you are.
380
00:13:51,201 --> 00:13:53,269
Your cousin's doing
a great job.
381
00:13:53,336 --> 00:13:56,606
Yes, things really seem
to be under "Comptrol."
382
00:13:56,673 --> 00:13:59,442
There is one thing
a man in your position
383
00:13:59,509 --> 00:14:01,378
might be able
to help me out with.
384
00:14:01,444 --> 00:14:03,246
And I hope,
despite your relationship,
385
00:14:03,313 --> 00:14:05,615
you're able to remain
impartial.
386
00:14:05,682 --> 00:14:07,617
But our neighbors,
Dave and Julia.
387
00:14:07,684 --> 00:14:09,285
They're building a deck.
388
00:14:09,352 --> 00:14:10,720
If it happens east of Maple,
389
00:14:10,787 --> 00:14:12,088
I know about it.
390
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:13,590
That deck is not up to code.
391
00:14:13,656 --> 00:14:14,624
It's an eyesore.
392
00:14:14,691 --> 00:14:16,092
I want it removed.
393
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:17,927
But Dave worked so hard on it.
394
00:14:17,994 --> 00:14:19,796
These things
are a slippery slope.
395
00:14:19,863 --> 00:14:20,864
Where will it end?
396
00:14:20,930 --> 00:14:22,032
Chain Link fences?
397
00:14:22,098 --> 00:14:23,900
Cars parked on lawns?
398
00:14:23,967 --> 00:14:25,301
Just this afternoon,
399
00:14:25,368 --> 00:14:27,604
I saw a guy walking around
in red pants.
400
00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:29,039
Red pants!
401
00:14:29,105 --> 00:14:30,640
I ask you, is that
the kind of neighborhood
402
00:14:30,707 --> 00:14:32,709
you want to live in?
403
00:14:32,776 --> 00:14:34,144
Make this go away, Rex,
404
00:14:34,210 --> 00:14:38,148
and I will make it
worth your while.
405
00:14:38,214 --> 00:14:40,884
Our first SHADY backroom Deal.
406
00:14:40,950 --> 00:14:42,852
[forced chuckle]
407
00:14:44,354 --> 00:14:45,989
[door opens]
408
00:14:48,024 --> 00:14:49,125
Dave...
409
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:50,293
lullaby Hater.
410
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,561
Honey...
411
00:14:51,628 --> 00:14:53,463
I feel awful.
412
00:14:53,530 --> 00:14:56,366
Is there anything I can do
to make you forgive me?
413
00:14:56,433 --> 00:14:58,702
There is.
Ahem. I've made a list.
414
00:14:58,768 --> 00:15:00,637
Be prepared for some big asks.
415
00:15:00,704 --> 00:15:03,039
Antique juke box with your
much-hated Rockabilly.
416
00:15:03,106 --> 00:15:05,842
Uh, the phrase "Concept car"
Makes an appearance.
417
00:15:05,909 --> 00:15:08,211
Okay.
Let's take a look.
418
00:15:08,278 --> 00:15:11,014
All right, I will give you...
419
00:15:11,081 --> 00:15:14,084
two, five, and nine.
420
00:15:16,453 --> 00:15:18,188
Pleasure doing business
with you.
421
00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:21,191
Till the next time
I do something lame,
422
00:15:21,257 --> 00:15:22,359
and you crush me.
423
00:15:22,425 --> 00:15:23,860
Oh, honey, it wasn't lame.
424
00:15:23,927 --> 00:15:25,762
It was very sweet.
425
00:15:25,829 --> 00:15:27,297
But, you know,
426
00:15:27,364 --> 00:15:28,732
that happens...
427
00:15:28,798 --> 00:15:30,200
when you're with someone
for a long time.
428
00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:32,635
Some of the stuff
that used to be cute
429
00:15:32,702 --> 00:15:36,239
just kind of...
stops being cute.
430
00:15:36,306 --> 00:15:37,907
Like the way you snort
when you laugh.
431
00:15:37,974 --> 00:15:40,076
- What?
- I used to love that.
432
00:15:40,143 --> 00:15:43,279
You don't think
my Snort is adorable anymore?
433
00:15:43,346 --> 00:15:46,416
Well... there's a certain
rural quality to it
434
00:15:46,483 --> 00:15:48,218
that's hard to get past.
435
00:15:48,284 --> 00:15:50,086
But luckily, you tend to roll
out new things all the time
436
00:15:50,153 --> 00:15:51,621
that I do love.
437
00:15:51,688 --> 00:15:53,089
Yeah, you too.
438
00:15:53,156 --> 00:15:54,758
You know, I think you
have a new sneeze.
439
00:15:54,824 --> 00:15:55,892
I like it.
440
00:15:55,959 --> 00:15:57,327
I do. Louder.
Zero Spray.
441
00:15:57,394 --> 00:15:58,661
Thank you for noticing.
442
00:15:58,728 --> 00:15:59,763
You'd be crazy not to like it.
443
00:15:59,829 --> 00:16:00,764
[laughs and snorts]
444
00:16:00,830 --> 00:16:01,965
Right.
Ooh.
445
00:16:02,032 --> 00:16:03,166
Oh, come on.
446
00:16:03,233 --> 00:16:05,301
That is super Cute.
447
00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:12,976
Hey, hustler.
448
00:16:13,043 --> 00:16:14,944
What are you doing?
449
00:16:15,011 --> 00:16:16,531
Oh, just stealing
your dumb uniqueness.
450
00:16:16,579 --> 00:16:18,181
You wanna stand out,
be an individual?
451
00:16:18,248 --> 00:16:20,050
Not gonna happen.
452
00:16:20,116 --> 00:16:22,385
As long as you're
wearing those pants,
453
00:16:22,452 --> 00:16:25,055
there will be two of you
wherever you go.
454
00:16:25,121 --> 00:16:26,623
You look like an idiot.
455
00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:28,725
Oh, I know exactly which
idiot I look like.
456
00:16:28,792 --> 00:16:30,727
I can't.
457
00:16:30,794 --> 00:16:34,330
Not with Such discord
among my constituents.
458
00:16:34,397 --> 00:16:35,598
But the streak.
459
00:16:35,665 --> 00:16:37,033
You know who else had a streak?
460
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,669
Dave, of fun times
on his new Deck.
461
00:16:39,736 --> 00:16:41,337
Rex, you're making too much
out of this.
462
00:16:41,404 --> 00:16:43,273
You'll make the right decision.
463
00:16:43,339 --> 00:16:45,375
Trust your gut.
464
00:16:45,442 --> 00:16:48,578
My gut has steered me wrong
in the past.
465
00:16:48,645 --> 00:16:50,246
You got a keg, and you heard
there might be a party
466
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:51,347
in the mountains?
467
00:16:51,414 --> 00:16:53,083
I'm in.
468
00:16:54,651 --> 00:16:56,119
My name's Rex.
469
00:16:56,186 --> 00:16:58,555
[hip-hop music]
470
00:16:58,621 --> 00:17:00,156
Rex, you've grown Wiser.
471
00:17:00,223 --> 00:17:01,424
Think of it.
472
00:17:01,491 --> 00:17:03,226
You could have any woman
in the world
473
00:17:03,293 --> 00:17:05,261
and you chose me.
474
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:08,164
That speaks very highly of you.
475
00:17:08,231 --> 00:17:11,301
Yeah, I did choose you.
476
00:17:11,368 --> 00:17:12,702
I also chose these lamps
477
00:17:12,769 --> 00:17:15,538
out of the two options
you gave me.
478
00:17:15,605 --> 00:17:17,240
I can do this.
479
00:17:17,307 --> 00:17:18,475
[sighs]
480
00:17:20,944 --> 00:17:22,345
Mr. President.
481
00:17:22,412 --> 00:17:23,913
All right, take those off.
482
00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:25,849
You are embarrassing me
in front of my golf peers.
483
00:17:25,915 --> 00:17:27,283
You wanna end this?
It's real simple.
484
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,285
Stop trying to "Comptrol" me!
485
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:30,520
I really don't think people
486
00:17:30,587 --> 00:17:32,689
are you using that word
correctly!
487
00:17:32,756 --> 00:17:33,990
You want me to take
the pants off?
488
00:17:34,057 --> 00:17:35,337
I want you
to take the pants off.
489
00:17:35,392 --> 00:17:36,713
You want me to take
the pants off?
490
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,328
I want you
to take the pants off!
491
00:17:46,603 --> 00:17:48,371
[quietly]
They're all looking at us.
492
00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:53,243
Yeah, they are.
493
00:17:53,309 --> 00:17:55,111
I'm sorry.
494
00:17:55,178 --> 00:17:56,479
No, no, no.
495
00:17:56,546 --> 00:17:58,548
Don't you get it?
496
00:17:58,615 --> 00:18:01,051
I'll always stand out,
as long as...
497
00:18:01,117 --> 00:18:02,452
as long as you're
in my life, I...
498
00:18:02,519 --> 00:18:05,555
I don't need red pants.
499
00:18:05,622 --> 00:18:08,191
You are my red pants.
500
00:18:08,258 --> 00:18:09,859
Oh, Vance.
501
00:18:09,926 --> 00:18:10,894
Tongue me.
502
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:11,995
Ohh!
503
00:18:14,998 --> 00:18:16,599
Are we good?
504
00:18:16,666 --> 00:18:17,600
Yes, of course.
505
00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:18,902
Really, honey.
506
00:18:18,968 --> 00:18:20,303
The honesty was a bit painful,
507
00:18:20,370 --> 00:18:22,739
but... we're better for it.
Hmm.
508
00:18:22,806 --> 00:18:25,008
I look forward to a future
free of corncobs and...
509
00:18:25,075 --> 00:18:26,242
the public stretching.
510
00:18:26,309 --> 00:18:27,277
[chuckles]
511
00:18:27,343 --> 00:18:29,145
And because I love you,
512
00:18:29,212 --> 00:18:31,453
I'm gonna try to be a little
less tolerant of gay people.
513
00:18:33,683 --> 00:18:34,617
Good night, Baby.
514
00:18:34,684 --> 00:18:35,752
Good Night.
515
00:18:41,658 --> 00:18:43,059
[sighs]
516
00:18:52,268 --> 00:18:55,271
[singing softly]
♪ Good night ♪
517
00:18:55,338 --> 00:18:58,308
♪ my someone ♪
518
00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:02,278
♪ good night, my love ♪
519
00:19:02,345 --> 00:19:04,347
♪ sleep Tight ♪
520
00:19:04,414 --> 00:19:06,549
♪ my someone ♪
521
00:19:06,616 --> 00:19:08,685
♪ sleep Tight ♪
522
00:19:08,752 --> 00:19:10,954
♪ my love ♪
523
00:19:11,021 --> 00:19:14,624
♪ I wish they may ♪
524
00:19:14,691 --> 00:19:18,294
♪ and I wish they might ♪
525
00:19:18,361 --> 00:19:20,663
[car alarm chirps]
526
00:19:20,730 --> 00:19:22,999
♪ so good night ♪
527
00:19:23,066 --> 00:19:26,369
♪ my someone ♪
528
00:19:26,436 --> 00:19:29,506
♪ Good night ♪
529
00:19:29,572 --> 00:19:36,146
♪ Good night ♪
530
00:19:38,882 --> 00:19:40,984
that is so much better
than me doing it.
531
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:49,934
I've reached a resolution.
532
00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:51,903
Dr. Mahari, if I allow you
to grow your Hedge
533
00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:53,738
higher than code allows,
534
00:19:53,805 --> 00:19:56,774
you will no longer be able
to see the offending deck.
535
00:19:56,841 --> 00:19:58,376
Everybody wins.
536
00:19:58,443 --> 00:19:59,777
I still don't understand
537
00:19:59,844 --> 00:20:01,179
why we're afraid
of upsetting you.
538
00:20:01,245 --> 00:20:02,847
Or what a comptroller is,
but that...
539
00:20:02,914 --> 00:20:04,382
that sounds fine.
540
00:20:04,449 --> 00:20:06,651
I will accept no compromise.
541
00:20:06,718 --> 00:20:07,652
If you want my support,
542
00:20:07,719 --> 00:20:09,120
the deck must go.
543
00:20:09,187 --> 00:20:10,555
Then I choose Dave.
544
00:20:10,622 --> 00:20:13,992
I want to get ahead,
but not at any cost.
545
00:20:14,058 --> 00:20:14,993
The deck stays.
546
00:20:15,059 --> 00:20:16,461
[stomps foot]
547
00:20:18,863 --> 00:20:20,765
I choose the dentist.
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