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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,279 Tady se v�n� ned� pracovat, tady nem� �lov�k klid. 2 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:25,269 Kdes to vzala? Kdo ti to dovolil? Pod�vej se! Co je to za �m�ranice?! 3 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,868 To nen� ��dn� �m�ranice, to je Pepino! 4 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,878 D�o, pros�m t� vezmi si to d�t� pry�! 5 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:34,748 V�era jsem do dvou v noci gruntovala. Taky chci m�t v�echno do p�tku hotov�. 6 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:39,595 Co je to za logiku? Kdo odj�d� v p�tek? Snad j�, ne? 7 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:43,829 Pro� kolem toho mus� nad�lat tolik �e��? J� to p�ece v�m. 8 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,916 Ty se tv��� z�hadn�, �e to v�. 9 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:51,188 Osm let ka�d� rok v tuhle dobu vyr��me na YD YKSEB. 10 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,468 A j� u� osm let �ek�m, �e m� vezme� s sebou! 11 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:59,029 Na YD YKSEB sm� jenom spr�vn� chlapi, vi�, tati? 12 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:07,356 Jedna, dv� - d�eva, t�i, �ty�i - smy�ce, - p�t - klav�r ... 13 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,438 Pros�m t�, Pepo, m��u dostat do sluch�tek v�echno mimo smy�c�? 14 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:14,839 - Na tu kytaru si dej flanger. - Studio 3, Bedn��. 15 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:19,395 - To je Albert? - Ne, p��t� tejden tady nejsem. Ani Michal. 16 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:21,398 Tu barvu nem��, nech ji tak. 17 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:23,832 - A pojedem ... - Nep�emlouvej m�. 18 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:26,953 Je to jedinej tejden za rok a z toho si ned�m ukrojit ani minutu. 19 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:30,118 Tak, p��tel�, d�me se do pr�ce ... 20 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,077 Nechce� na t� base p�idat v�c perkuse? 21 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:36,274 Ne, ne, ne, ne, v ��dn�m p��pad�, my u� jsme se dohodli. 22 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:37,988 Tak pros�m ... 23 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:49,194 Tak dost, p�nov�. 24 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:54,670 Pozor na n�stup a na souhru. D�me si to je�t� jednou ... � ... 25 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:19,718 - Studio 3. - Doktor Hor�k. 26 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:22,309 - No kone�n�, Alberte. - Stalo se n�co? 27 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,030 Ale ne, v�echno je v po��dku ... 28 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:30,077 YD YKSEB m� ide�ln� podm�nky. Cesta na AKVOD AH je projet�. 29 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:35,478 Ty to vezme� severn� trasou, j� ji�n� a Michalovi d�me na vybranou. 30 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:40,752 - Michal m� auto v servisu! - �e by mu za�ali pot�e? 31 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:45,956 - Pot�ebuje� ten n�lez, Alberte? - Ne, ne, to nen� t�eba ... 32 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:52,552 A vy�i�Michalovi, a�nepropadne panice. Dv� auta docela posta��. 33 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:54,958 A hlavn� si pamatujte: 34 00:03:55,880 --> 00:04:00,112 lep�� drobn� �stupky ne� v�n� komplikace. 35 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,798 Letos s t�m mus�me v�as n�co ud�lat. 36 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,995 M� u� to v�n� p�est�v� bavit. Zavol�m G�bin�. 37 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,797 Mus�me se hlavn� domluvit my t�i. 38 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:15,555 Se mnou nepo��tej. J� se docela t��m, a� vypadnou. 39 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:18,791 V�, co je na�e nejv�t�� chyba? 40 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:21,911 �e nedovedeme dr�et pohromad�. 41 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:25,999 Jestli si chce� udr�et du�evn� rovnov�hu, 42 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,996 tak nesm� myslet na to, co se tam ten tejden d�je. 43 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:46,030 - Co je to tu za krav�l? - Bert�k l�e! 44 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:49,872 Nel�u! To t�ta ��kal, �e nikam nepojede�! 45 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,628 A pro� by Ka�enka nikam nejela, to ti tat�nek taky �ek? 46 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:54,313 Proto�e je to holka! 47 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:58,876 U� a�jsi ve van�! A ty mi pom��e� slo�it pleny! 48 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:00,314 Alberte! 49 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:04,473 Alberte! 50 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:09,753 Osm let �ek�m, kdy z t�ch �a�k�ren vyroste�. 51 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,231 Ale mezi d�tmi mi rozbroje d�lat nebude�. 52 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:17,229 Ka�enka chod� do prvn� t��dy, o tom se snad nebudeme p��t. 53 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:22,036 Zah�jen� �koln� doch�zky je jednou, nikoliv jedinou podm�nkou. 54 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:25,876 - Takov� jsou pravidla APALUCHY. - P�esta� se tv��it vzne�en�. 55 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:29,875 Expedice YD YKSEB je v�lu�n� mu�sk� z�le�itost. 56 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:33,156 V� co? 57 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:36,752 Ty va�e pravidla budou platit tak dlouho, dokud my je budem respektovat. 58 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:38,431 Pojd! 59 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:42,754 Jednou za rok si vyraz� bez n�s do Beskyd a ona je to hned expedice. 60 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,955 Jako kdybychom nev�d�li, o co jde. Vi�, Mat�sku? 61 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:49,388 My m�me na APALU�E no�n�k i vani�ku ... 62 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:53,517 ... a ty nepla�. Ka�enko! P�ece se nebudeme dopro�ovat, 63 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,956 aby t� vzali na na�i vlastn� chalupu. 64 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:04,750 A v�bec, jdi si rovnou za��dit m�stenky na vlak. 65 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:08,073 Nemysli si, �e si do poho�� YD YKSEB odveze� auto 66 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,150 a j� budu d��t Mat�ska a n�kupy do kopce. 67 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:15,432 To se mi na tob�, Kate�ino, l�b� ze v�eho nejv�c. 68 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:20,873 Ostatn� �ensk� toho namluv� a ty jsi tak skoup� na slovo. 69 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:26,997 Kdepak jsi? Ty pusinko, ty mazl��ku, kampak ses mi schoval? 70 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,636 Kde jsi ... ty prdelko moje sladk� ... ty ... moje ... 71 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,439 Krucin�l, babi to nem��e� na toho kluka promluvit norm�ln�? 72 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:37,153 - U� ti ho dlouho kazit nebudu. - Mrskni sebou, Pepino! 73 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,072 Vlak do Karlov�ch Var� jede ve 3 na osm. 74 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:45,154 Takhle u� vyhro�uje� od v�noc. Mazej, Pepino! 75 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,871 Douf�m, �e m� odveze� na n�dra��. 76 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:54,388 Po�kej! Kdo bude hl�dat Pepina? J� m�m no�n� frekvenci. 77 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:58,832 No�n� frekvenci mo�n�. Mo�n� �e dokonce k tomu bude hr�t i hudba. 78 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,395 Tu objedn�vku sis moc �patn� schoval. 79 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:05,199 - Co to je? - Zaplacen� hotel na dne�n� noc. 80 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,195 - Pepino, babi�ka jede domu! - J� v�m 81 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:15,558 A j� mus�m taky odej�t, z�stane� poprv� s�m doma ... dok�e� to? 82 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:17,629 To nev�m. 83 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:20,633 No zn� p�ece tu poh�dku o neposu�n�ch k�zl�tk�ch. 84 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:27,194 Vlk m�nil hlas a �ekl: k�zl�tka, otev�ete! 85 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:33,869 K�zl�tka neposlechla maminku a otev�ela a vlk je se�ral! 86 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,158 No vid�, ty jsi chytrej chlapec. 87 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:39,878 A poslu�n�j�� ne� k�zl�tka ze v�ech poh�dek. 88 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:45,155 A kdy� ti �eknu, abys nikomu neotev�el, tak nevyleze� z post�lky! 89 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,193 Ani na verandu, rozum�? 90 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:55,709 Tati! 91 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:59,398 Tati, kdy se vr�t� maminka? 92 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:03,430 Maminka? Maminka p�ijede a� zejtra. 93 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:06,839 Tati, tady tax�k! 94 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:13,959 Pane, bud�e tak laskav a ... 95 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:16,390 dovezte mou tch�ni na n�dra��.v�as. 96 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:19,074 Bud�e bez starosti, pane. 97 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,550 Povezu va�i tch�ni jako by to byla moje vlastn�. 98 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:53,070 Otev�i! Pepino! To jsem j�! 99 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,236 No, m� hlas jako m�j tat�nek. 100 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:59,629 Hele, nezkoumej m�j hlas a okam�it� otev�i. 101 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:04,751 Zn� p�ece tu poh�dku o neposlu�n�ch k�zl�tk�ch? 102 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:08,590 Pepino, jestli okam�it� neotev�e�, tak dostane� na prdel! 103 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:11,237 Vlk taky sliboval. 104 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:13,118 Pepino, m�j rozum ... 105 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:16,711 Ty se� p�ece chytrej chlapec. Jedu pro maminku na leti�t�. 106 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,350 Maminka p�ijede a� zejtra! 107 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:24,230 Ne�ekl jsem ti pravdu. Cht�l jsem abys klidn� usnul. 108 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:26,870 M�j tat�nek nikdy nel�e! 109 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:29,596 Tak se koukni. Vodhr� tu z�clonku! 110 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:35,356 - Krucifix, kam let�? - J� toti� nesm�m ani na verandu! 111 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,549 V�, co vrt� Pepovi a Michalovi hlavou? 112 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:53,758 Jak to d�l�m, �e se m�m doma jako v r�ji. 113 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:57,994 No v�en� p��tel�, to m�te tak. Moje �ena ovl�d� recept 114 00:09:58,400 --> 00:09:59,920 na �tastn� man�elstv�. 115 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:06,359 Po svatb� pot�ebujeme nejen um�n� milovat, ale i um�n� d�t si pokoj. 116 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,991 Tak se t�m laskav� �i�. 117 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,759 U� sp�, tat�nku? 118 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:17,998 Co je? Co je, Ka�enko? 119 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:25,752 Tat�nku, j� nechci z�stat doma. Vezmi m� na APALUCHU. 120 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:29,310 - U� sp�m, hol�i�ko. - U� nejsem hol�i�ka. 121 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:38,630 Tak Alberte, te�u� toho m�m pr�v� dost. 122 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:52,991 M�la jsi pravdu, D�o. Osm let jsme s nima m�li trp�livost. 123 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:58,391 Ale j� ti p��sah�m, �e ten dev�tej se pro n� stane kritickej. 124 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:03,751 A raz a dva a raz a dva ... 125 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:35,995 Pr�van sfoukl sv��ky, noc obl�kla krajku spl�vavou, 126 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:42,510 u� m� m� pod v��ky, u� ti kles� hlava �navou, 127 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:49,997 zd�m se ti a n�hle starosti jak kouzlem odplavou, 128 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,229 To je marn�. 129 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:58,476 do tv�ch sn� vejdu po �pi�k�ch, ztrat� se v m�ch rajsk�ch uli�k�ch ... 130 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:02,839 Stop, G�bino, tu v�e� tolik nep�eh�n�j a pozor na rytmus. 131 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:08,871 V t�ch rajskejch uli�k�ch ... ... jsi byla �pln� vedle. 132 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:15,233 Jen klid. Oprav�me tu druhou ��st. Vynech�me refr�n a za�neme a� s vers�. 133 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:22,632 Kate�ina mi dala podm�nku. Bu� pojedeme v�ichni, Kate�ina i d�ti, 134 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:26,509 anebo pojedu bez n�, ale d�ti mus�m vz�t s sebou v ka�d�m p��pad�. 135 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:31,069 Co to m� znamenat? To snad u v�s rozhoduje Kate�ina? 136 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:34,831 Samoz�ejm�, �e ne. Ale vy si dejte pozor. 137 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:36,873 N�co se za��n� d�t. 138 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,758 Jo, abych nezapom�l. Auto nebudu m�t ur�it�. 139 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:47,113 Je�t� �e m�te m�. Do m�ho auta se naskl�d�me v�ichni. 140 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:53,830 Nev�, kdo m�l ten pitomej n�pad, �e s sebou budeme br�t kluky vod 6 let? 141 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,952 V�bec nejlep�� bylo, dokud jsme jezdili sami. 142 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:04,316 Zd�m se ti a n�hle starosti jak kouzlem odplavou, 143 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:11,999 do tv�ch sn� vejdu po �pi�k�ch, ztrat� se v m�ch rajsk�ch uli�k�ch ... 144 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,910 - V�, co je na tom nejhor��? - No? 145 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:19,676 - �e u n�s doma u� to taky houstne. - Snad nem� taky podm�nku? 146 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:24,110 M�m. �pln� stejnou. 147 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:34,196 Vyhla� pohotovost. Krom� Ka�enky n�m cht�j� taky nacpat D�enku. 148 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:37,079 - Co�e? - D�enku! 149 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,191 V�, co m� roz�iluje ze v�eho nejv�c? 150 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,512 Ty jejich �e�i, �e maj� pr�vo si jednou za rok odpo�inout. 151 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,711 U� jsme si s Kate�inou vzali dovolenou. 152 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:55,758 J� si nem��u vz�t volno. Ale stejn� tomu nerozum�m. 153 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,511 - A co je na tom? - Jez po��dn�! 154 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,355 Jednou taky m��eme ur�ovat pravidla hry my. 155 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:10,110 - Vy byste jim daly v�echny d�ti? - Ale v tom je pr�v� ten vtip. 156 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:13,996 - Na to oni nikdy nep�istoup�. - Co kdy� ano? - Nesmysl. 157 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,800 - To je jen takov� hra. - Kdo to d�l vydr�� s nervama. 158 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:20,197 - Co m�m pro to ud�lat j�? - Dr�et s n�mi za jeden provaz. 159 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:27,075 �e jsi m�l v noci nahr�v�n�, to bych to uv��ila. 160 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,998 �e jsem na�la Pepina doma samotn�ho, to bych ti taky odpustila. 161 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:36,032 Ale p�esta� mn� vypr�v�t poh�dky, �e jsi nesta�il dojet v�as na leti�t�. 162 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:39,995 A pro koho mysl�, �e jsem objedn�val hotel? Pro n�s dva. 163 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,752 Po �esti letech man�elstv�. 164 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,999 No a to je h��ch, �e po tob� tou��m jako prvn� noc? 165 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:50,709 Je to m�lo slan�. Tu v�e� nemus� tak p�eh�n�t. 166 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,280 - P�l� se ti to. - Krucifix ... 167 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,554 Kdy� jsem objedn�val pokoj, tak jsem nemoh tu�it, 168 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,632 �e bab� bude odj�d�t do Karlov�ch Var�. 169 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:08,908 J� bych r�da vid�la ty rajsk� uli�ky, kde ses ztr�cel, kdy� jsem tu nebyla. 170 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,436 Pepino! Jak to, �e je�t� nesp�? 171 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:19,749 J� bych cht�l tat�nkovi ��ct, �e si vezmu s sebou �elvi�ku. 172 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,395 - Tat�nek o tom je�t� nev�. - Aha! 173 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:34,634 Kdybych tu�il, �e budeme sami, tak m� na YD YKSEB nedostali ani heverem. 174 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,719 A taky �e nikam nepojedu. 175 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:45,355 To se hod�. 176 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:50,635 Vezmu si auto. P��t� t�den m�m z�jezd. 177 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,552 Ne, auto ti d�t nem��u. 178 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:56,433 Albert s Michalem s t�m po��taj�, �e je odvezu. 179 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,912 Te�jsi s�m tvrdil, �e z�stane� doma. 180 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:04,676 Ale G�bino j� ... j� ... dy�... to ... j� jsem to sl�bil. 181 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,275 V� co? 182 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,997 P��t� se rozhodni, co vlastn� chce�. 183 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,269 Ty u� ani s�m nev�, kdy mluv� pravdu a kdy l�e�. 184 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,315 A neupus�to! 185 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,519 A d�vej mi na Mat�ska pozor. 186 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:31,758 Bu�bez obav. Budu se o n�j starat, jako by to bylo moje vlastn�. 187 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,519 Nazd���r ... 188 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,990 Hur��� ... u� jdou tady! Hur���, hur���, hur��! 189 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:50,078 Kdy� u� jsme to nevyhr�ly, tak to na sob� nesm�me d�t zn�t. 190 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,038 Ber to z t� lep�� str�nky. 191 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,514 Vypad� to, �e po 8 letech man�elstv� budeme m�t t�den volno. 192 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,633 - A ne, abys za�la bulit. - Copak j�, ale D�enka. 193 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,393 Pepino! 194 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,754 Nazdar, Pepo, co�e tak pozd�? 195 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,720 Byl si podat inzer�t, aby ho n�kdo vzal na n�dra��? 196 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,676 Prej m� doma n�jak� mal�r? 197 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:13,395 - Nech ho, je to osobnost. - Co �e to m� vrozen�? 198 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:15,994 V�m se tak budu sv��ovat. 199 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:21,438 Je��ikriste, on jede taky Mates. 200 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:32,989 Kdy� jsem byl je�t� malej kluk, nosil jsem p�ro, ��p a luk, 201 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:39,070 te�u� m� praky nebav�, myslim na holky toulav�. 202 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:40,435 Hlavn� v noci! 203 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,792 S tebou m� bav� sv�t, m� sladk� Em�o, 204 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,913 j� bych t� l�skou sn�d, m� sladk� Em�o, 205 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:50,158 s tebou m� bav� sv�t, m� sladk� Em�o, 206 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:53,790 - j� bych t� l�skou sn�d - Hlavn� v noci 207 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,919 S tebou m� bav� sv�t, m� sladk� Em�o, 208 00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:00,153 j� bych t� l�skou sn�d, m� sladk� Em�o, 209 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:03,352 s tebou m� bav� sv�t, m� sladk� Em�o, 210 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:09,112 j� bych t� l�skou sn�d 211 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:14,192 P��tel�! Kamar�di! V�t�m v�s na palub� na�� lodi! 212 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,757 N��eln�ky kapit�nsk�ho m�stku na APALU�E dob�e zn�te, 213 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:21,430 ��f kuchyn� Pepa prvn�, ��f lo�nice Michal druh�. 214 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,676 A ��f pt�kovin Albert t�et�. 215 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:30,195 Tati kde je u n�s na chalup� n��elnickej m�stek? 216 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,914 P��pom�n� mi tvoj� vz�cnou maminku, Ka�enko. 217 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,679 Takhle bychom to daleko nep�ivedli! 218 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:40,438 �sp�ch expedice vy�aduje naprostou discipl�nu! 219 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:44,919 P��t�, kdo n�co bude cht�t ��ct, a�zvedne ruku! 220 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:49,438 - Co chce�, Pepino? - Zkou��m, jestli to funguje. 221 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:39,434 Sladk� m�men�, chv�le z�vrat�, 222 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:47,513 st��pky z�zrak�, kter� �as u� nevr�t�, 223 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:55,188 sladk� m�men�, d�lek l�kav�ch 224 00:19:55,720 --> 00:20:03,673 v�n� sn�, t�ch star�ch sn� n�dhern�ch. 225 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:10,636 Kv�st jak jarn� louka, uspo��dat tajnou v�pravu, 226 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:18,430 plout kam v�tr fouk�, pry� od nudn�ch vod a p��stav�, 227 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:26,430 a do slunce se koukat, v�echny trable h�zet za hlavu, 228 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:35,068 b�t jak pt�k, vzn�st se k oblak�m, d�t nov� lak opr�skan�m sn�m ... 229 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:49,920 Pepino! Necejt� n�co? 230 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,998 Ka�enko, sp�? 231 00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:01,192 Jednu v�c holk�m up��t nem��em. M�li to na n�s dob�e vymy�len�. 232 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:05,433 - Odolali jsme n�poru. - Svobodu m� jen, kdo si ji zaslou��. 233 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,917 - Tati, tati ... - Ka�enko, a� r�no. A neodmlouvat! 234 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,111 Zvl�dnout d�ti, to chce talent. 235 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,994 Bohu�el �en�m talent tohoto druhu naprosto chyb�. 236 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,916 �ekn�me si to otev�en�. Ony to s d�tmi v�bec neum�. 237 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:24,676 - Tati pros�m t�! - D�enko, ani slovo a sp�t. 238 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,632 Hu�, hu� ... 239 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,676 To jsou je�t� poz�statky ned�sledn� v�chovy jej� matky. 240 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,877 Ni�eho se nebojte, p��tel�, nejenom �e m�me talent, 241 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,754 my si zvol�me i taktiku! Co to budu opisovat. 242 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:42,434 J� v�m slibuju, �e tak skv�l� t�den jste nikdy v �ivot� neza�ili. 243 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,995 Tati, prosim t� ... 244 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:52,115 - Pepino, u� toho m�m dost! - My taky! Mat�sek se posral. 245 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:53,995 Durch. 246 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,995 Ty bude� jezdit na sjezdovce s ko��rem? 247 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:44,110 V�, co je daleko nejhor��? Jak je dostaneme nahoru, k vleku. 248 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,838 Tohle nechte na m�. 249 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:52,514 Podle posledn�ch zpr�v opustil sn�n� mu� Brahmaputru, 250 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:56,873 st�ihnul si to p�es �hemo�homo na �homolar. 251 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:02,879 5.ledna zachytili stopu japonci na horn�m toku �eky Karmal�. 252 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:07,718 - Posledn� stopa v�bec byla spat�ena ... - Kde? - Kde, kde, kde, kde? 253 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,115 U lanovky na �er��ku. 254 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,915 Vyhla�uji program ��slo jedna. Po stop�ch YETTlHO. 255 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,036 Hur��� ... hur��� ... 256 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:23,198 V 10,15 n�stup pod smrkem. 257 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,994 Na takovou taktiku m��e p�ij�t jenom chlap. 258 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:34,474 To v�, budeme t�m pin�our�m vykl�dat, co je �ek�. 259 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:53,350 V�ichni dostanou vys�la�ky, heslo si zvol� ka�d� s�m. 260 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:59,269 Nikdo se nebude vracet a nikdo se nebude vy�erp�vat mluven�m. 261 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:04,757 Kdo prvn� zachyt� stopu, neza�ne �v�t jako na lesy. 262 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:14,350 Pro� si to nep�iznat? M�me talent, ovl�d�me taktiku, zv�t�z�me! 263 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:16,713 Pozor! 264 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,796 Expedice APALUCHA je p�ipravena k v�stupu! 265 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,678 Mn� praskla guma u spo��r�! 266 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:38,118 Tady orel, tady orel, vol�m po�tolku! 267 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:43,760 Zalo� v��kov� t�bor! Doch�z� kysl�k a mus�me po�kat na Pepu! P�ep�n�m. 268 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,910 Nep�ep�nej a �lapej! Papou�ek n�s do�ene! 269 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:52,269 J� chci po�kat na Pepina! A zebou m� no�i�ky! 270 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:57,399 - Jak�? - No p�eci moje! 271 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:07,913 Tady orel. D�enka jde celou dobu v ba�k�rk�ch. P�ep�n�m. 272 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,877 To m� sm�lu. V �em bude ly�ovat? P�ep�n�m. 273 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,878 Tady papou�ek. Papou�ek vol� and�la. P�ep�n�m. 274 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,595 - And�l sly��. - Moc se s t�m loud�. P�itla�. 275 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,468 - U� to je ... - Jenom�e ... jak t� ut�em? 276 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:29,758 Maminka m� ut�ela lopuchem. Byla tam beru�ka. 277 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,591 To je sm�la. Lopuch tu nen�. 278 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:40,191 Pomoc, mami, pomoc! 279 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:42,912 Pomoc! 280 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,910 Michale, j� bych cht�l bejt hadem! 281 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,109 Pro� hadem? 282 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:06,512 Proto�e kdy� had jde, tak p�i tom le��. 283 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:17,951 Albert��! Pep��! Albert��! Tady orel! Vol� orel! 284 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,993 Co zas chce ten pt�k? 285 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:24,798 Jestli mi navrhne, abych ho popones, tak ty jeho Rossignoly po�lu do �dol�. 286 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:33,795 - M� snad je�t� n�jak� p��n�? - Jo! Posledn�! 287 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:38,032 Dejte mi natisknout parte! 288 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,752 Po dvou v�cech prahnu celej rok. 289 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,670 Tu prvn� bych na tv�m m�st� nerozv�d�l. Muldy z�staly nedot�en� 290 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,115 a do z�kladn�ho t�bora jsme t� museli sn�st. 291 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,359 Po�kej ve�er. Hv�zdn� nebe nade mnou ... 292 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:57,469 a ��bel ve mn�. 293 00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,439 Co�e? Ty si s n�ma trouf� na no�n� j�zdu? 294 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,791 Samoz�ejm�. Pokud n�m Albert zase nerozd� vys�la�ky. 295 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,757 V�, vo �em se mn� te�zd�lo? Vo Kate�in�. 296 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:20,278 Man�elsk� erotika! Pov�dej! 297 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:24,958 - Zjevila se mi v pr�svitn� ko�ilce a pravila ... - Jo ... 298 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,872 - Co je to tam za krav�l? - Punsk� v�lka. 299 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,672 Jsou dv� v�ci, kter� mi nikdy neodpust� ... 300 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:40,631 Jestli se tady n�co rozbije a obzvl᚝tal��e po babi�ce! 301 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,359 Tak to byla ta prvn�. 302 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,154 A kter� je ta druh�? 303 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:53,716 J� je srovn�m! J� jim rozsek�m zadek!. 304 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:58,395 Alberte, to byl kr�snej den, vid? 305 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:10,349 Byla jednou jedna chaloupka a ta st�la �pln� o samot�. 306 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:16,353 A nebyla to oby�ejn� chaloupka, ale za�arovan�! 307 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:21,395 - �ila v n� baba Jaga. - Zav�en� d�ti v chl�vku! 308 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:27,359 ��dn� baba Jaga. ��dn� d�ti. Up��i! 309 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:33,470 - Po tom se jim bude n�dhern� sp�t. - Je to pt�k. 310 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:39,270 Tomu tak m��e� n�co sv��it. Takhle nevyraz�me ani v deset. 311 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:46,278 - Nebyli to oby�ejn� up��i ... - Krucin�l, ho�tam jinej ve�ern�k! 312 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:53,909 ... kte�� l�taj� v noci a kou�ou do krku. Voni pili krev ve dne! 313 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,159 A komu? 314 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,430 T�em dobr�m lidem. 315 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,989 - Alberte, j� m�m ��ze�! - Vzbu�si sv�ho tat�nka! 316 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:23,114 Kdy� m�j tat�nek tady nen�, v�? 317 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,594 Michale, kde je Pepa? 318 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:38,910 Necht�l jsem ru�it sladk� sny. Man�elsk� erotika nen� m�j koni�ek. 319 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:42,199 Nechal n�m tady telegram, pitomec! 320 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,000 - A v�, kam vyraz�me zejtra? - Kam? 321 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,718 Na mysliveckej b�l. 322 00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,633 - Mysl� �e tam bude tombola? - Jasn�. Vyhrajeme zaj�ce. 323 00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:02,275 A ud�l�me si ho na smetan�. 324 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,194 Mus�me se pod�vat pravd� do o��. 325 00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:13,519 Na�e situace nen� lehk�. A pro�? 326 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,115 Co vlastn� ty �ensk� d�ti nau�ily? 327 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:21,997 J�st, sp�t, ��rat a kadit. A kdy� to nemaj�, 328 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,628 tak za�nou �v�t. 329 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:30,277 A ty se div�? Od mali�ka nesly�� nic jin�ho, ne� ... 330 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:37,629 jak n�m ten mr�ous p�kn� pap�, jakej n�m ud�lal hezkej bobe�ek ... 331 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,275 a u� mu roste t�et� zoubek ... 332 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,276 Aby toho mohl v�ce se�rat ... 333 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,629 Non�, Casanova vylez z kanafasu. 334 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,277 Tak co,, jak� to bylo v noci? 335 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:57,518 Fantasie. Dole se ubytoval d�v�� kurs. 336 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:02,998 My chceme na �er��k! My chceme na �er��k! 337 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,994 Tak, dneska ��dn� ly�ov�n�, ��dn� v�stupy a podobn� hovadiny. 338 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:23,719 Nastupujeme cestu reality. Sta��, kdy� se rozpomene� na star� �asy. 339 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:29,234 Za star�ch dobr�ch �as� se tady v�echno d�lilo rovn�m d�lem. 340 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,992 Letos jsme tu t�i, d�t� je tu �est. 341 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,760 Tak jsem si vzal tajn� jedny su�enky, no! 342 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:40,476 �est d�leno t�ema jsou dv�. 343 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:45,599 Tj. ka�d� z n�s by m�l m�t na starosti d�ti dv�. 344 00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:50,717 A podle jak�ho kl��e bys to cht�l d�lit? 345 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:54,999 A aby se ne�eklo, �e si chce n�kdo polep�it, m��eme losovat. 346 00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,717 Losovat? O vlastn� d�ti? 347 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:03,438 Nikdy! Bacha, chce se zbavit Matesa. 348 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:09,514 Pozor! Denn� rozkaz ��slo dv�! 349 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,753 Z�vody se ps�m sp�e�en�m. 350 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,633 Tat�! A jak budeme z�vodit p�i nedostatku ps�? 351 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:21,157 - V�era tady b�el bernard�n! - Ale dnes tady nen� pes ani jeden! 352 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,358 Sly�eli jste to, p��tel�. M�me co napravovat. 353 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,917 Mus�me v nich probudit fantazii. 354 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,750 Mus�me v nich rozsv�tit sv�t�lko pozn�n�! 355 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,438 Co to budu dlouze opisovat, na��m posl�n�m je 356 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,868 probudit v nich �lov�ka! 357 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:55,637 Hyje! Hyje! Hyje! 358 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,752 Nen� to n�dhera, kdy� m� chlap takovou kopu d�t�? 359 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,195 Hyje, hyje, hn�te sebou, sme�ko l�n�! 360 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,599 Pozor! 361 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:44,552 Uzav�r�me s�zky. Kdo vsad� na na�� pos�dku, vyhraje! 362 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,395 M�m n�pad. Budeme losovat! 363 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:51,036 - O vlastn� d�ti? Ani za nic. - Tak v�m�nu. Aspo� jednu. 364 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,750 Dej n�m Bert�ka a j� ti p�j��m D�enku. 365 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:55,918 D�enku chci j�! 366 00:34:56,200 --> 00:35:00,398 - Vezmem si j� do dru�stva? - No jasn�! 367 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,992 Tak my v�m ji nech�me, kdy� mi Albert d� je�t� Ka�enku. 368 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:08,398 - Co by mu zbylo? Se� magor? - Von si porad�. M� p�ece Mat�ska! 369 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:13,719 Pozor! Pozor! Konec s�zen�! Pos�dky ke stroj�m! 370 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,992 P�ipravit! Ke startu! Pozor, ted! 371 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,715 Ps� �ivot ... 372 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:51,869 Ahoj! 373 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:56,517 Myslel jsem �e vymysl� n�co inteligentn�j��ho. 374 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,473 V�, jak budeme vypadat ve�er po t�ch tvejch blbejch hr�ch? 375 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,198 Co ve�er? Na noc byste se m�li �et��t. 376 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:09,758 AKVOD AH prask� ve �vech. V�ude sam� ko�ky. D�v�� kurs. 377 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,873 Vyhla�uji sout� o zlatou brusli na UTOPENCl! 378 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:15,515 Hur��� ... hur��� ... 379 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:20,229 Ale rodinnou. ��dn� d�ti d�leno dv�ma. Ka�dej sv�. 380 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:15,188 �e jej� prsa jsou mal� z�zrak, tos j� �ek p�edt�m nebo a� potom? 381 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,074 P�edt�m. 382 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:22,275 P�izn�v�m, �e ve mn� probudila v�e�, jakou jsem je�t� neza�il. 383 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,190 Co kouk�? Houpej! Pov�dej, Pepo, co bylo d�l? 384 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,591 No ... a vod sm�chu nebylo daleko k sladk�m n�nostem ... 385 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,597 ... a vod sladkejch n�nost� ... 386 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:43,469 Kruci, houpej a neflinkej se! Nevid�, �e tady voba pracujeme? 387 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:49,153 Potom jsem c�til, jak ji nesu v n�ru�� a najednou ti m� p�chlo tady ... 388 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,633 To se nediv. Mat�sek m� taky bolen�. 389 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:57,157 Tvoj� cementovou ka�i by nestr�vila ani m�cha�ka na beton. Vi�, Mat�sku? 390 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,513 Nev��mej si ho, Pepo. 391 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,277 To je z�vist, �e m�me hodn� d�ti. 392 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:13,276 J� u� si stejn� v�c nepamatuju. N�kam jsem padal a padal. 393 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:21,755 - A co bylo pak? - To v�, zem� se zachv�la ... 394 00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:26,995 J� to zem�t�esen� sly�el a� sem. Odpoledne tudy �el po���k. 395 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:32,873 Je mi l�to, ale o d�v��m kursu na Hadovce nikdo nic nesly�el. 396 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,718 No kdo ��k�, �e jsem byl na Hadovce? To ��kal on! 397 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:40,155 J� jsem si dojel na Kamenou str��. 398 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:44,279 Tak�e ty jsi v noci b�el 399 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:53,876 Ne, j� jsem to rande m�l domluven� p�edem! 400 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,637 Jestli chcete dneska vyrazit, tak se nesm�te takhle fl�kat. 401 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:11,278 Alberte, ty si neodlo�� Mat�ska ani doma? 402 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:13,873 Jsem indi�nsk� babi�ka. 403 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,709 Pepa n�m vykl�dal poh�dku a te�chci, aby Mat�sek usnul. 404 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:26,477 Albert je star� indi�nka a ve�ern��ek bude vypr�v�t Pepa! 405 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:36,110 Hajha husy do p�enice hajha husy do �ita ... 406 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,113 �elem vzad! 407 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:45,272 ... lep�� je ta mal� holka ne�li je ta velik�. 408 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:52,075 Dnes v noci si mus�me d�t pozor. Nesm�me usnout za ��dnou cenu. 409 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,478 Ty mysl�, �e na n�s chyst� n�jakou lump�rnu? 410 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,639 No na to, �e m� rande, byl podez�ele ochotnej. 411 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,114 No, vid�, �e to dok�eme i bez maminky. 412 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:14,149 Ale maminka mi je�t� p�i koup�n� sundav� ba�k�rky! 413 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,390 Jo a je�t� jsem si vzpomn�l, 414 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:31,550 �e von�la po ho�Kejch mandl�ch a za ka�d�m uchem m�la p�r t�e�n�. 415 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,512 - Z kompotu! - Neru� ho po��d! 416 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:41,159 J� jen, aby to s t�m sortimentem ovoce - zelenina nep�ep�sk! 417 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,392 To byl �aj. ��pkovej. 418 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:52,030 No a co? Snad se neotr�v�. Na vojn�s pil vodu z lou�e. 419 00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,273 Je to �ist� miminko! 420 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:57,517 Ten �aj byl sladkej. 421 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,551 Studen� koupe je nej��inn�j�� l�k na span�. 422 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:59,195 - Byly jednou dv� budky ... - Ale nebyly to oby�ejn� budky. 423 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:04,276 - Byly za�arovan� ... - Byly to kadibudky. 424 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:09,276 A ne�ila tam baba Jaga, ani zav�en� d�ti v chl�vku ... 425 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:13,874 - �ili tam dva hodn� lidi ... - My dva! 426 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:17,751 V�, ��m bych cht�l bejt, kdybych nebyl �lovkem? 427 00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:20,879 �arod�jem! Abys m� vysvobodil! 428 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:25,275 - Tat�nkem ... - A pro�? 429 00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:33,677 Tak co je to tady za sn�m? No�n�k m�te v s�ni. 430 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:38,158 - Ve dne je tady fronta! - My tady chceme bejt spolu sami! 431 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:39,912 Pojd! Pojd! 432 00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:43,390 Je to na�e svatebn� komnata! 433 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:46,280 - Ticho! - Pus�m�! Pus�m�! 434 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:47,749 Ticho u� bud�e! 435 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:51,390 - Chci se t� na n�co zeptat. - Zav�i tu klapa�ku. 436 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,036 - Je to stra�n� d�le�it�. - Pepino! 437 00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:59,919 Ani slovo! Jestli otev�e� pusu, tak t� roztrhnu jak hada! 438 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,232 Tati, a prd� taky hadi? 439 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,273 Michale! Kruci, nespi! 440 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,752 Dv� v�ci bych nevym�nil za nic na sv�t�. 441 00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:25,074 Dobr�ho p��tele a noc plnou hv�zd. 442 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:29,552 Dneska z toho nic nebude. P�l chalupy je vzh�ru. 443 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,754 Co je? Vy nebudete sp�t? 444 00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:45,309 Ne! 445 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:59,517 Bifte�ky opu�t�n�ch holek, ko�en�n� prav�mi slzami, 446 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:05,477 ta�ti�ky, pln�n� touhou po na�ich drah�ch man��lc�ch. 447 00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,831 V�, jak� je rozd�l mezi n�mi dv�ma? 448 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,075 �e ty m� dv� babi�ky a j� ani jednu. 449 00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,399 Zavol�me G�bin�, t�eba u� bude m�t n�jakou zpr�vu. 450 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,475 R�no po�lem �tr�dl a hotovo. 451 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,351 A kdybychom ten bal�k nepos�laly? 452 00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,596 - Ne��kej, �e se ti po nich nest�sk�. - Nep�emlouvej m�. 453 00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,870 Dovol mi, abych ti p�ipomenula, �e n�s na APALUCHU nikdo nezval. 454 00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:33,314 - M�me p�ece svou hrdost, ne? - To m�me. 455 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,910 Ale kdybychom j� nem�ly, tak bychom v�d�ly, co se tam d�je. 456 00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:46,073 Dv� noci n�s tahal za nos! Tu t�et� uk�eme my jemu! 457 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:51,993 Dobr� jitro, p��tel�. 458 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,470 Po�kal jsem si, a� otev�ou kr�m. 459 00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:59,470 - Tak co? Zase se zem� zachv�la? - Dvakr�t. 460 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,953 Pot�et� mi uk�zala sedmej div sv�ta! 461 00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,230 Vyhla�uji program dne�n�ho dne! 462 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:16,471 Sout� ve slalomu na �emkoliv. 463 00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:21,311 Pod lesem je m�stek! T�mhle! Tomu se mus�te v�ichni vyhnout. 464 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:25,714 Dneska nebude ��dn� v�chova, ��dn� probuzen� fantazie 465 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:31,988 a podobn� hovadiny, program pod��d�me jedin�mu c�li. 466 00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,353 U�tvat d�ti ... 467 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,911 ... a p�edev��m Pepu. 468 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:43,590 My dva se budeme flinkat a �et�it si s�ly na ve�er. 469 00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:46,030 Tati, a kdo budou div�ci? 470 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:51,518 Div�ci? To p�ece budu j� a Michal. 471 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,113 - Jo. - A co bude m�j t�ta? 472 00:45:56,480 --> 00:46:00,792 Pepa bude p�edjezdec. Opera�n� st�edisko. 473 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,396 A pohotovostn� v�z. 474 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:11,757 U� to jede. Odstartovali prvn� z�vodn�ci, takzvan� uhl�ci. 475 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,155 Znaj� dob�e ter�n! Jak by ne, jsou tu doma! 476 00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,591 A jde jim to, jsou to �ikovn� d�ti. 477 00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:21,630 Nikdy se tomu nep�estaneme divit o jejich p�vodu nen� nic zn�mo. 478 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:27,075 Jejich �dajn� otec, dovolte mi perli�ku z kulo�r�,je mdl�ho rozumu 479 00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:30,910 a podzim �ivota tr�v� pod dohledem statn�ho o�et�ovatele. 480 00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:35,108 A bl�� se dal�� zn�m� jezdec, ano, je to n� popul�rn� jezdec, 481 00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:38,437 obl�ben� zejm�na mezi na�� ml�de��. Pozor, naj�d� na m�stek ... 482 00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:45,350 Bravo, vyhnul se! M� na�e sympatie. ��t� se vp�ed. Pozor! Vyjel z dr�hy! 483 00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:49,192 Dal�� p�ek�ka! Projede mezi kadibudkami? 484 00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:53,076 - Strefil se, bravo! - D�me si taky malou formulku. 485 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:56,472 V� jak's dopadl vloni? Se�kraboval jsem t� ze stromu. 486 00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:59,712 Jenom jsem si roztrhl v�trovku o ke��k. Albi, pros�m t� ... 487 00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,150 Sleduj dr�hu, m� tam dal�� stroj! 488 00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,716 Je��sikriste, to je pek�� na�� D�enky! 489 00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:09,199 A u� ji vid�me! Ano. Na�e D�enka je velk� bojovnice! 490 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:14,030 D�enka! D�enka! Do toho! Do toho! Do toho! 491 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:19,913 Pozor! Bl�� se favorit. Vkl�d�me do n�j velk� nad�je! 492 00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,759 Je ze sv�tozn�m�ho rodu z�vodn�k�, nechceme ovliv�ovat div�ky, 493 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,434 ale jeho �as bude nejlep��. Pozor, tam ne! 494 00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:32,755 - M�o, co je! - P�isk��p jsem si pimpulu! 495 00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:36,392 - Co ��k�? - Bimbase! 496 00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:38,800 Vydr�, u� lezu! 497 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,472 Ne! Ne! 498 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,512 A to je, v�en� p��tel�, zlat� h�eb na�eho programu. 499 00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:47,395 - Opravdu sv�tov� ��slo. - Pom�c! Ko��r ... 500 00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:51,590 - Ano, na trati je dal�� v�z. - Je v n�m Mates! 501 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:55,755 Pomoc! Pomoc! Mates! 502 00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:01,913 Pomoc! Chyt�e ho! 503 00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,990 Pomoc! 504 00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:13,835 M�m ho! 505 00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,438 Nepot�ebuje o�et�it? Chirurg? 506 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:24,279 Vyhla�uji RALLYE APALUCHA v kategorii mu��. 507 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,514 Na tv�m m�st� bych si ty Rossignoly nebral. 508 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,399 Ty mysl�? 509 00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:33,837 Michala na dr�hu v�bec nepou�t�j. 510 00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:36,390 Budeme se starat nejen o jeho d�ti, ale i o n�j. 511 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,432 Nemocnice je dvacet kilometr�! 512 00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:42,115 Tak si d�me kombinaci s d�tma. 513 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,796 - Hej, to je par�da, co? - Jo, jen jsem zv�dav, 514 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,718 v �em se bude ve�er rochnit Mates. 515 00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:55,033 Do toho, do toho! Hur���! 516 00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:02,872 - To mrk� na dr�t, co? - Copak j�, 517 00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,997 ale Kate�ina, ta by z toho m�la teprve ten pravej po�itek! 518 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,909 Do toho! Do toho! 519 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:26,595 Pozor! Jedu! 520 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:58,237 Ale �as jsem m�l bezpe�n� nejlep��! 521 00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:11,630 Katu�ko, nem�la bys tady n�co na sebe po tat�nkovi? 522 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,991 Po tat�nkovi ne, ale po mamince. 523 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:19,039 To nevad�, hlavn� �e to nebude po Mat�skovi. 524 00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:27,591 - M�l bys m� nejd��v prohl�dnout. - Co bych na tob� vid�l? J� t� zn�m. 525 00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,711 - Jsi p�ece doktor! - Ale mdl�ho rozumu. 526 00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,193 Trvale pod dohledem statn�ho o�et�ovatele. 527 00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:41,713 Hele, srandy skon�ily. Ty m� povinnost pom�hat ran�n�m. 528 00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:45,632 Nu�e dobr�. A kdo bude d�lat sest�i�ku? 529 00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,276 J�, to je toti� m�j tat�nek!! 530 00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:51,835 Tak, sest�i, pi�te! 531 00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:58,637 To m�me jedna nara�en� kostr�, mod�ina jako vyzr�l� meloun. 532 00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:07,356 U� to m�m, pane doktore! 533 00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:11,590 - Vypad� to na operaci. - Jo? Te�hned? 534 00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:14,951 To v�te, sest�i, nehoda nen� n�hoda. 535 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:19,350 R�no jsem pacientovi naordinoval oddychov� den. 536 00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,439 Ale co jsou mu rady odborn�ka? 537 00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,118 Horkej vzduch! 538 00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:32,074 Jau! 539 00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:38,989 M��eme mluvit o velk�m �t�st�, �e zbyla aspo� jedna kadibudka. 540 00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:58,988 Ty, posly�, Alberte, 541 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,674 pro� vlastn� Pepa n�s dva nechce vz�t s sebou? 542 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:42,070 - Je v py�amu! - Kde? - V um�v�rn�! 543 00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:10,636 Dneska jsem pro sv�t �pln� mrtvej. 544 00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:15,159 No, Pepo, je teprv p�l osm�. V�ichni chrn�, D�enka i Pepino. 545 00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:20,359 - Taky nikam nejdu. - No Alberte! 546 00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,753 M�m tu�en�, �e by to stejn� dneska nedopadlo dob�e. 547 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:26,868 Jestli chce�, vem si bud�ka k sob�. 548 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,072 Klidn� si zd��mni. 549 00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,915 - Co to bylo? - Past na Popelku. 550 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:10,268 J� se tak t��m, �e nedok�u ani usnout. 551 00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:41,799 - To jsou ty tv� blb� n�pady! - Vemem to zkratkou. 552 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,036 Sebral moj� bundu a nechal mi tady ten sv�j kr�m. 553 00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:46,591 Bacha! Hladomorna! 554 00:55:28,305 --> 00:55:31,661 Tady orel! Orel vol� po�tolku. 555 00:55:33,185 --> 00:55:35,938 M� n�kdo za kamar�da takov�ho pt�ka? 556 00:55:40,105 --> 00:55:43,063 M�. A zrovna j�. 557 00:56:00,185 --> 00:56:01,334 Kolik je to je�t� kilometr�? 558 00:56:02,665 --> 00:56:08,058 Dvacet�ty�i na Kamenou str��, pak 5 kilometr� na Hadovku 559 00:56:09,545 --> 00:56:12,298 a z Hadovky 3 kilometry p�ky do kopce. 560 00:56:22,745 --> 00:56:31,938 J� cht�la bych m�t sv�j eropl�n, 561 00:56:32,425 --> 00:56:41,299 l�tat v oblac�ch jak kormor�n, 562 00:56:42,025 --> 00:56:50,979 vzn�et se a stoupat a v�nkem d�t se houpat 563 00:56:52,385 --> 00:56:58,460 za jasn�ch kr�sn�ch letn�ch r�n. 564 00:57:05,025 --> 00:57:07,585 - Pro� nejede� d�l? - U� v�bec nevid�m. 565 00:57:07,905 --> 00:57:10,021 J� myslela, �e doraz�me a� na chalupu. 566 00:57:10,545 --> 00:57:14,220 A o co ti jde? D�ti u� stejn� budou sp�t. 567 00:57:15,385 --> 00:57:18,821 Nev�m jak ty, ale j� netou��m p�istihnout vlastn�ho man�ela. 568 00:57:19,065 --> 00:57:20,180 P�i �em? 569 00:57:22,705 --> 00:57:25,663 V�, co j� niky nepochop�m? Na co vy si hrajete. 570 00:57:26,265 --> 00:57:29,940 - Mohl jsi p�ece Alberta i Michala vz�t s sebou. - No pros�m t�. 571 00:57:31,345 --> 00:57:33,381 Mohli jsme si ud�lat hezk� ve��rek. 572 00:57:33,545 --> 00:57:35,661 Tak on ti n� ve��rek ve dvou nevyhovuje? 573 00:57:36,505 --> 00:57:38,655 Ka�d� �ena na tv�m m�st� by byla �t�st�m bez sebe. 574 00:57:39,105 --> 00:57:40,777 - Mysl�? - Ano. 575 00:57:41,305 --> 00:57:45,093 P�inesu ti ve�e�i, pak si d� sklenici piva a usne� jako �palek. 576 00:57:47,065 --> 00:57:50,535 No a ty se div�? Va�it pro �est d�t� a dva kamar�dy, 577 00:57:51,785 --> 00:57:54,743 v noci b�hat 5 kilometr� sem, r�no 5 zp�tky. 578 00:57:56,065 --> 00:58:01,856 - Ty jsi moje Popelka, vid? - Dneska si v�echno vynahrad�me. 579 00:58:09,105 --> 00:58:12,017 Nesp�chej. Dneska nemus�me sp�chat. 580 00:58:14,625 --> 00:58:18,220 Budeme spolu sami celou noc. 581 00:58:25,105 --> 00:58:26,333 Bedn��ov�. 582 00:58:27,905 --> 00:58:33,263 Nazdar! Ale ano, ov�em, ano, ano ... 583 00:58:35,145 --> 00:58:37,022 - Kate�ina a D�a, volaj� z recepce. - No to snad ... 584 00:58:37,265 --> 00:58:40,425 - Ano, samoz�ejm�. - Ne ... - Ahoj! - Ne! 585 00:58:40,425 --> 00:58:42,177 - Jdou nahoru. - Ale G�bi. 586 00:58:42,585 --> 00:58:45,224 To mi p�ece neud�l�, nesm� jim otev��t! 587 00:58:46,145 --> 00:58:48,215 Kdy� neotev�u, tak to bude vypadat, �e tu m�m milence! 588 00:58:48,345 --> 00:58:50,381 Kdy� otev�e�, tak to bude vypadat, �e jsem stra�n� kecal! 589 00:58:51,905 --> 00:58:53,816 - Tomu nerozum�m. - O to se ani nesna�. 590 00:58:55,025 --> 00:58:57,255 Co vyv�d�? Jsi p�ece m�j mu�! 591 00:58:57,665 --> 00:58:59,303 A ne aby si s nima kl�bosila hodinu! 592 00:58:59,545 --> 00:59:01,297 Ty mi nerozum�. Cht�j� u m� p�espat. 593 00:59:01,625 --> 00:59:02,819 Co? 594 00:59:03,345 --> 00:59:08,021 Po�kej! Nem��eme je nechat venku! V hotelu nen� jedin� voln� pokoj! 595 00:59:57,625 --> 00:59:59,343 �ek� n�s kritick� den. 596 00:59:59,785 --> 01:00:03,539 A proto vyhla�uju bojovnou a veselou n�ladu. 597 01:00:04,145 --> 01:00:07,262 Dobr� n�lada ov�em vznik� v d�sledku dobr�ch zpr�v. 598 01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:13,816 Pepino a D�enka jsou v kadibudce a necht�j� m� pustit dovnit�! 599 01:00:14,465 --> 01:00:16,933 A proto�e dobr�ch zpr�v je ��m d�l t�m m��, 600 01:00:17,505 --> 01:00:20,815 je t�eba hor��m zpr�v�m d�vat �sm�vn� hesla. 601 01:00:21,225 --> 01:00:24,854 Hele, voble�te ty hadrn�ky a dejte to tu trochu do po��dku. 602 01:00:25,625 --> 01:00:27,377 Za chv�li tu m�te p�epadovku. 603 01:00:28,025 --> 01:00:33,383 Kup kulat� su�enky. Ve�er budu rozd�vat medaile. 604 01:00:35,945 --> 01:00:40,621 Tady kon�� legrace. Vsad�m se, �e va�e d�my jsou na cest� sem. 605 01:00:45,145 --> 01:00:47,181 No ... to je vrchol! 606 01:00:47,705 --> 01:00:50,458 On u� nev�, ��m by n�m ten pobyt tady o�ivil. 607 01:00:52,105 --> 01:00:55,734 J� se mu tady vyst�ihuju s dekl�kem, abych ho p�ibrzdil, 608 01:00:56,665 --> 01:01:00,021 d�l�m mu pomy�len� ale u� toho rozmazlov�n� bylo dost. 609 01:01:00,505 --> 01:01:02,575 A� p�inese ml��ko, tak pojede. 610 01:01:04,065 --> 01:01:18,821 Dnes v noci jsi o moc p�i�el �e jsi s n�mi nebyl. 611 01:01:19,425 --> 01:01:21,700 - Co to je? - Telegram. 612 01:01:22,265 --> 01:01:23,823 T�m ho tak dojme�. 613 01:01:26,105 --> 01:01:28,096 J� mu to nap�u ve ver��ch. 614 01:01:31,625 --> 01:01:33,536 Myslet si m��e� co chce�, 615 01:01:34,265 --> 01:01:38,656 ale ve sv�m mu�i mus� ct�t bytost vy��� a inteligentn�j��. 616 01:01:40,785 --> 01:01:45,905 T�m se ��dila babi�ka, matka i j�. A m�m 8 let spokojen� man�elstv�. 617 01:01:46,785 --> 01:01:48,503 N�m to taky docela klape. 618 01:01:51,385 --> 01:01:56,300 l kdy� se tak nedovedu p�etva�ovat. Ale k jedn� v�ci se ti p�izn�m. 619 01:01:58,185 --> 01:02:02,019 Nev�m, jestli se te�v�c t��m na d�ti nebo na Michala. 620 01:02:04,505 --> 01:02:07,099 Nev�imla sis, jak byla v�era G�bina roztr�it�? 621 01:02:07,465 --> 01:02:09,820 O Pepovi ne�ekla ani slovo. 622 01:02:13,225 --> 01:02:16,297 - Nesly�� nic? - Je��i. 623 01:02:20,985 --> 01:02:23,055 Je��ikriste, to je Mates! 624 01:02:24,105 --> 01:02:30,453 Mat�sku, Mat�sku, zlat��ko moje sladk�, kdo ti to ud�lal? 625 01:02:30,745 --> 01:02:33,305 Ty ... moje ... mal� ... co ty ...? 626 01:02:33,945 --> 01:02:36,982 Alberte! Alberte! 627 01:02:37,905 --> 01:02:41,898 - Maminko, pomoc, j� jsem tady! - Kde tady? 628 01:02:46,065 --> 01:02:48,215 Pomoc, maminko, pomoc! 629 01:02:49,265 --> 01:02:53,099 - Kdo ti to ud�lal, mazl��ku? - Pepino a D�enka. 630 01:02:56,705 --> 01:02:59,219 - Kde m� t�tu? - Hrajeme si na schovku. 631 01:02:59,305 --> 01:03:03,696 T�ta ��kal, �e koho neuvid� cel� den, ten dostane medaili. 632 01:03:04,345 --> 01:03:07,462 A na Mat�ska vypsal zvl�tn� odm�nu. 633 01:03:13,705 --> 01:03:16,663 Jak t� mohla mal� D�enka a Pepino takhle p�iv�zat? 634 01:03:16,785 --> 01:03:21,336 ��kali, �e si budeme hr�t na pir�ty a j� prej budu pir�t a� podruh�. 635 01:03:21,985 --> 01:03:26,501 Ty m�j M�o malinkej, pod�vej se na tat�nka, ten se nikdy ned� nap�lit. 636 01:03:38,265 --> 01:03:40,825 Alberte! Kde je tv�j otec? 637 01:03:40,985 --> 01:03:43,977 V chalup�. Hraje si na doktora. Je u n�j sest�i�ka. 638 01:03:46,505 --> 01:03:50,293 Ale nen� to oby�ejn� sest�i�ka, to oni jen tak d�laj�. 639 01:03:55,505 --> 01:03:57,223 Kde m� Mat�ska,Alberte? 640 01:03:59,065 --> 01:04:00,259 Co Mat�ska? 641 01:04:00,385 --> 01:04:05,300 Jo na�eho Mat�ska. Tady byl. Mat�sku, Mat�sku. 642 01:04:06,545 --> 01:04:08,581 Nevid�l's to na�e batole? 643 01:04:11,545 --> 01:04:14,901 J���, ahoj, holky. P�ijely jste na inspekci? 644 01:04:16,825 --> 01:04:19,055 Dej jim �tamprle, j� zat�m najdu to cig�ro! 645 01:04:22,145 --> 01:04:25,296 No co je? Je�t� jste nevid�ly oh�nek? 646 01:04:29,865 --> 01:04:33,858 Bert�ku! Ka�enko! Jd�te si zbalit v�ci!! 647 01:04:34,545 --> 01:04:37,855 M�o! D�enko! Jedeme dom�! 648 01:04:38,145 --> 01:04:40,420 Vy si je odvezete v�echny? l ty �kolou povinn�? 649 01:04:41,185 --> 01:04:43,062 Ne, n�kter� v�m tu nech�me. 650 01:04:43,265 --> 01:04:47,383 - J� tady z�stanu! - J� chci z�stat s Pepinem! 651 01:04:47,865 --> 01:04:51,938 - J� s tat�nkem! - Maminko! - Co je, M��nku? 652 01:04:52,985 --> 01:04:58,013 - J� chci taky medaili! - My chceme medaili ... 653 01:05:00,545 --> 01:05:05,016 P��tel�! Kamar�di! My v�m ty medaile p�ivezeme. 654 01:05:05,545 --> 01:05:08,013 N���! 655 01:05:08,425 --> 01:05:12,213 To byl tv�j vrcholovej n�pad. Medaile. Je�t� �e Mates neum� mluvit. 656 01:05:24,585 --> 01:05:26,940 Dnes byla jiskriva noc. Stop. 657 01:05:30,265 --> 01:05:33,780 Tri holky na nas dva byly moc. Stop. 658 01:05:36,785 --> 01:05:39,857 Meli jsme tu harem dali nam to darem. Stop. 659 01:05:42,425 --> 01:05:47,499 Drz se nas uzijes si sedmkrat. 660 01:05:47,785 --> 01:05:50,424 - Stop, ani krok! - Ne, tam nestoupej! 661 01:05:50,985 --> 01:05:53,897 Pros�m t�, poj�pry�! Pod�vej se na n�! 662 01:05:55,065 --> 01:05:58,262 �e podpalujou chalupu, po��daj� orgie, to je jim v�echno m�lo. 663 01:05:59,185 --> 01:06:00,743 A v�, co je bav� ze v�eho nejv�c? 664 01:06:01,145 --> 01:06:03,579 Kdy� jim na ty jejich pitom� f�ry n�kdo vl�tne. 665 01:06:51,465 --> 01:06:56,539 - Bert�ku! Maminka je doma? - Ne, to nad�v� papou�ek. 666 01:06:57,545 --> 01:07:00,218 Ve�e�i m� v kucha�ce na stran� 34. 667 01:07:00,745 --> 01:07:06,695 - T�- ta ... ta ... ta ... - Mat�sku! 668 01:07:10,505 --> 01:07:13,622 - Sest�i, nevolala moje �ena? - Ne, pane doktore! 669 01:07:18,425 --> 01:07:20,655 Doktor Hor�k. To jsi ty, mil��ku? 670 01:07:21,105 --> 01:07:23,175 Ne, tady Hor�kov�. 671 01:07:38,065 --> 01:07:42,217 - Bert�k m� uh��kovat �et�zek. - Tak a te�pomalu ot��et, ano? 672 01:07:43,185 --> 01:07:48,862 - A Ka�ence se pletou mno�iny. - Ale pros�m t�, to zvl�dne�. 673 01:07:50,345 --> 01:07:55,373 M� p�ece talent na d�ti a k tomu vysokou �kolu, nebo ne? 674 01:07:56,865 --> 01:08:00,699 Samoz�ejm�, jsem r�d, �e v�, koho sis vzala. 675 01:08:02,025 --> 01:08:04,255 A koho jsem si vzala, s t�m se taky rozejdu. 676 01:08:04,385 --> 01:08:06,103 No, je�t� aby ses roze�la s n�k�m jin�m. 677 01:08:07,545 --> 01:08:09,979 To bys m� opravdu na�tvala. 678 01:08:16,625 --> 01:08:20,174 - Tak, kdepak m�me pacienta? - V posteli, pane doktore. 679 01:08:20,585 --> 01:08:23,224 - Ale d�ti k nemocn�m nesm�! - Jenom sest�i�ka ... 680 01:08:23,305 --> 01:08:26,138 Ne, ne, dneska ne, dneska ne, dneska je to v�n�. 681 01:08:27,585 --> 01:08:30,543 - Tak copak n�m sch�zi? - Hlava. 682 01:08:31,585 --> 01:08:34,224 Na to's nemusel volat doktora, to u� o tob� v�me osm let. 683 01:08:34,385 --> 01:08:36,580 Snad to nebude nic akutn�ho, ov�em ... 684 01:08:36,865 --> 01:08:40,938 ...organismus n�vratem do stressov�ho prost�ed� jaksi ... 685 01:08:43,425 --> 01:08:44,938 Jak si to p�edstavuje�? 686 01:08:45,505 --> 01:08:48,941 J� nev�m kam d��v a ty chce� naordinovat p�ldenn� neschopnost. 687 01:08:49,585 --> 01:08:51,223 A je�t� k tomu p��u�nice. 688 01:08:51,585 --> 01:08:54,383 Sta�� podez�en�. Abych nemusel do �kolky. 689 01:08:54,985 --> 01:08:59,137 P�edstav si, D�a mi r�no odm�t� p�ipravit sn�dani. 690 01:08:59,585 --> 01:09:03,021 A ve�er mi nechce p�j�it ani bud�ka. 691 01:09:04,305 --> 01:09:06,455 Vod t� doby, co jsme se vr�tili, m�m doma hotov� peklo. 692 01:09:06,905 --> 01:09:08,736 D�ti mn� nos� tajn� zbytky od ve�e�e. 693 01:09:09,265 --> 01:09:10,539 To mn� tedy ne! 694 01:09:10,985 --> 01:09:13,545 Proto�e jak vyjdu z nemocnice, let�m pro Matesa do jesl�. 695 01:09:13,785 --> 01:09:16,174 Koup�m ml�ko, pt��ky, po ve�e�i p�em�chnu pun�och��e, 696 01:09:16,425 --> 01:09:18,985 podep�u �koly a padnu do postele zbitej jako �palek. 697 01:09:19,785 --> 01:09:23,414 Jedin� moje �t�st� je, �e se Kate�ina odst�hovala z lo�nice. 698 01:09:23,825 --> 01:09:26,783 Proto�e po tom marat�nu bych nejsp� vybouch i jako man�el. 699 01:09:27,465 --> 01:09:30,218 A to jedin� bych opravdu nep�e�il. 700 01:09:31,265 --> 01:09:35,258 To je zvl�tn�. Jedinej, kdo by si zaslou�il mal�r, je Pepa. 701 01:09:35,905 --> 01:09:39,022 A p�edstav si, �e se dneska s G�binou l�bali u v�tahu. 702 01:09:39,665 --> 01:09:43,817 Polibky Pepy a tvoje p��u�nice mne naprosto nezaj�maj�. 703 01:09:45,145 --> 01:09:47,136 Z�tra ve�er p�ijdete k n�m. 704 01:09:48,425 --> 01:09:54,534 Tak jak jsem �ekl, t�ikr�t denn� 705 01:10:00,025 --> 01:10:02,539 a zvl�t�, �e j� jsem ti nep�j�il ��dnou srdcovou sukni. 706 01:10:03,865 --> 01:10:08,143 A vy�i�Pepovi, �e na tu kadibudku si ud�l�te brig�du. 707 01:10:09,185 --> 01:10:11,335 Pros�m t�, ty vyv�d�, jako by �lo o rozvod. 708 01:10:11,585 --> 01:10:14,383 Nikdy nev�me, jak na koho co zap�sob�. 709 01:10:15,425 --> 01:10:22,263 Ale faktem je, �e i ty nejhor�� v�ci m��ou zap�sobit �patn�. 710 01:10:23,785 --> 01:10:27,016 Bert�ku, nezapome� mamince uk�zat pochvalu v se��tku! 711 01:10:27,545 --> 01:10:29,615 A ty, Ka�enko, ne abys �ekla, �e m� �ern� punt�k. 712 01:10:31,865 --> 01:10:34,254 - U� jsou tady! - To je dost! 713 01:10:34,865 --> 01:10:38,460 Hod�e s sebou! Kate�in� kon�� jazz- gymnastika ve �tvrt na sedm! 714 01:10:39,825 --> 01:10:41,816 Bert�ku, je�t� tal��ky na kompot. 715 01:10:42,105 --> 01:10:45,541 Poslechni, Alberte, ty d�l� indi�nskou babi�ku i doma? 716 01:10:45,945 --> 01:10:48,061 Tak m�m jenom jedny ruce, t�i d�ti ... 717 01:10:48,665 --> 01:10:51,133 ... a za kamar�dy dva blbce, kte�� m� p�ivedli do mal�ru. 718 01:10:52,865 --> 01:10:55,425 - Michale, vezmi mn� Mat�ska. - J� pudu otev��t. 719 01:10:56,385 --> 01:11:00,856 Pepo, ty si sedni za pi�no a hraj, a�vid�, �e vedeme d�ti k hudb�. 720 01:11:01,265 --> 01:11:06,214 Ka�enko, tob� to ale slu��! Kdyby nebyl Albert m�j kamar�d, 721 01:11:06,945 --> 01:11:08,537 nev�m, nev�m, jak by to dopadlo. 722 01:11:09,785 --> 01:11:12,253 Alberte, posp� si, Ka�enka m� hlad! 723 01:11:13,185 --> 01:11:17,258 Je�t� zava��m j�trov� knedl��ky! Za p�t minut bude na stole. 724 01:11:18,145 --> 01:11:22,741 - Kate�ina je m� moc r�da, vid? - A nezapome� na h�eb��ek! 725 01:11:23,945 --> 01:11:27,540 D�a kdy� m� hlad a j� nem�m na stole, taky v�dycky jenom zavr��. 726 01:11:40,705 --> 01:11:46,382 Kdy� jsem byl je�t� malej kluk nosil jsem p�ro, ��p a luk, 727 01:11:49,545 --> 01:11:54,744 te�u� m� praky nebav�, mysl�m na holky toulav� 728 01:11:55,305 --> 01:11:56,533 hlavn� v noci. 729 01:11:56,985 --> 01:11:59,135 To n�s nau�il tat�nek. A je�t� je to d�l. 730 01:11:59,585 --> 01:12:02,418 Psst ... ticho! 731 01:12:02,785 --> 01:12:05,504 P�estat zp�vat! P�estat zp�vat, Ticho! 732 01:12:05,585 --> 01:12:08,975 Nechte toho! Pod�v� se ve�e�e. 733 01:12:09,985 --> 01:12:11,418 Slavnostn�. 734 01:12:12,625 --> 01:12:13,978 Hlavn� v noci! 735 01:12:18,585 --> 01:12:22,021 Kdy� nebude� ve�e�et, tak se do t� tv� sukn� p��t� nedostanu. 736 01:12:25,065 --> 01:12:29,138 J� jsem mu to ��kal. Neotv�rej u sk���. Tam jsou v�ci Kate�iny. 737 01:12:29,905 --> 01:12:33,022 Ale on ne. Dy�on mn� tu sukni vylo�en� vnutil. 738 01:12:33,585 --> 01:12:35,541 No promi�, to jsou vtipy. 739 01:12:35,825 --> 01:12:38,419 To bys mohl rovnou tvrdit, �e jsem ti dovolil hulit v na�� posteli. 740 01:12:38,665 --> 01:12:41,418 Co dovolil! On mi r�no chodil zapalovat cigaretu! 741 01:12:42,105 --> 01:12:43,424 Je to dobrej kamar�d! 742 01:12:44,065 --> 01:12:46,533 Anebo ten ve�er, co vyhl�sil punskou v�lku! 743 01:12:47,145 --> 01:12:50,137 Mus� mu to odpustit, Albert byl toti� jako d�lo. 744 01:12:51,305 --> 01:12:52,977 Uk�zal na ze�a pov�d�: d�ti 745 01:12:53,265 --> 01:12:55,495 ty tal��e po babi�ce, to jsou ter�e nep��tel. 746 01:12:55,945 --> 01:12:58,413 - Co to �van�? - Anebo ta s�. 747 01:12:58,905 --> 01:13:01,260 - Ty mysl� tu zahradn�? - Ano. - Jak pod n�m rupla? 748 01:13:01,625 --> 01:13:04,617 - Nebo ten ko��r? - Ne, ko��r ne! 749 01:13:06,025 --> 01:13:09,097 - Moment, co bylo s ko��rem? - Ale nic. 750 01:13:09,985 --> 01:13:14,263 Albert v n�m houpal Mat�ska a on mu ujel. 751 01:13:17,065 --> 01:13:21,820 Tak s v�mi, p��tel�, j� jsem skon�il! 752 01:13:51,585 --> 01:13:54,622 Studio 3. Nazdar, D�o! 753 01:13:58,945 --> 01:14:02,733 Ne, neboj se. Nic mu ne�eknu. 754 01:14:05,305 --> 01:14:08,263 Kdyby ho Michal s Pepou nena�tvali, tak by mi to Albert nikdy ne�ek. 755 01:14:09,385 --> 01:14:11,262 Mysl�, �e bych to m�la Michalovi taky odpustit? 756 01:14:11,585 --> 01:14:13,541 Kdo chodil v noci pry�? P�ece Pepa! 757 01:14:14,105 --> 01:14:16,380 Ty D�o, ale G�bin� ani slovo! 758 01:14:17,505 --> 01:14:21,578 J� jsem j� to r�no zavolala. On mi to Michal prozradil taky. 759 01:14:28,585 --> 01:14:32,464 Dost! Stop, stop, stop, stop! Je to utahan�. 760 01:14:32,665 --> 01:14:34,895 Zase byly k ob�du knedl�ky a pivo, co? 761 01:14:35,625 --> 01:14:40,745 Tak�e to ud�l�me na 4 taktech o vte�inku rychleji. � ... 762 01:14:42,465 --> 01:14:44,137 Moment, nejede �tvrt� stopa. 763 01:14:45,545 --> 01:14:47,615 Michale, na okam�ik! 764 01:14:57,185 --> 01:15:00,621 Nespal jsem celou noc! Cht�l jsem se v�m pomst�t. 765 01:15:01,665 --> 01:15:04,862 Ale nakonec jsem se rozhodl, �e to neud�l�m. 766 01:15:06,145 --> 01:15:09,137 Je �as skon�it. Bude mi smutno, p��tel�. 767 01:15:12,585 --> 01:15:15,463 Za rok na YD YKSEBU! 768 01:15:20,585 --> 01:15:22,257 G�bi, nebu�malichern�! 769 01:15:24,185 --> 01:15:25,937 Chodil jsi za mnou ka�dou noc nebo ne? 770 01:15:26,865 --> 01:15:29,857 - Tak pro� ne�ekne�, jak to bylo? - V�, jak bych vypadal? 771 01:15:30,425 --> 01:15:33,383 - Po sedmi letech man�elstv�? - A v�, jak vypad�m j�? 772 01:15:34,865 --> 01:15:37,504 R�no volala D�a, abych si na tebe dala pozor. 773 01:15:38,145 --> 01:15:40,215 Odpoledne Kate�ina, abych si to nebrala. 774 01:15:41,065 --> 01:15:43,135 Uv�domuje� si, do jak�ho postaven� jsi m� dostal? 775 01:15:44,985 --> 01:15:47,818 - V�ichni si mysl�, �e m� podv�d�! - Vid�, to m� nenapadlo. 776 01:15:48,625 --> 01:15:50,616 Ale stejn� to mus� z�stat mezi n�mi. Chce�? 777 01:15:52,505 --> 01:15:54,541 - Ne. - Tak j� se ti p�izn�m. 778 01:15:55,585 --> 01:15:58,577 L��il jsem Albertovi a Michalovi ka�dou noc zvl᚝. 779 01:16:00,825 --> 01:16:04,261 - Cos jim napov�dal? - �e tvoje �adra jsou mal� z�zrak. 780 01:16:06,185 --> 01:16:09,177 - P��ern�. - �e jsi mi uk�zala sedm� div sv�ta. 781 01:16:11,505 --> 01:16:12,620 A to je co? 782 01:16:12,905 --> 01:16:16,215 No tak ... to je to, co pr�v� nev�m. 783 01:16:17,145 --> 01:16:19,101 A oni by to cht�li v�d�t. 784 01:16:19,505 --> 01:16:22,144 - Tak ty sis vym��lel. - J�? 785 01:16:23,065 --> 01:16:24,623 J� jsem jim jenom ��kal, �e ... 786 01:16:28,945 --> 01:16:30,742 No, ty jsi Andersen. 787 01:16:31,305 --> 01:16:34,536 Tak, a ode dne�ka u� ��dn� poh�dky. 788 01:16:35,225 --> 01:16:37,022 Te�u� to bude doopravdy. 789 01:16:40,825 --> 01:16:42,543 Hej ... hop! 790 01:16:46,585 --> 01:16:49,224 Po�kej, m� volat babi z Karlov�ch Var�, po�kej. 791 01:16:49,385 --> 01:16:50,864 - G�bi. - Pust! 792 01:16:54,465 --> 01:16:55,181 Hal�? 793 01:17:00,305 --> 01:17:01,135 Hal�, hal� ... 794 01:17:02,265 --> 01:17:04,381 - Hal� ... - Hal�, co se stalo? 795 01:17:04,585 --> 01:17:06,382 - Pepino! - Kdo volal? 796 01:17:06,985 --> 01:17:10,580 - J� nev�m, cht�l v�kupn�. - J� z n�j dostanu infarkt! 797 01:17:28,145 --> 01:17:32,138 Ahoj, G�bi. Jo, taky ... taky �nos. 798 01:17:32,945 --> 01:17:38,417 Ob� dv�. Ne, nen�. U� na n�j let�l. Ahoj! 799 01:17:42,305 --> 01:17:44,944 Vid�m, �e t�ch t�ech na�ich d�t� nem� dost. 800 01:17:46,785 --> 01:17:50,778 Uvid� ten tanec! Metody mafie budou proti mn� �aj��ek pro batolata! 801 01:17:51,665 --> 01:17:54,020 Na kolenou m� odpros�, kamar�di! 802 01:17:55,985 --> 01:17:57,543 U� se ��t�! 803 01:17:58,665 --> 01:18:01,737 Nevypadaj�, �e by m�li chu�se p�ed tebou plazit po kolenou. 804 01:18:02,145 --> 01:18:05,535 V� co? Tak j� ��dn� v�kupn� po�adovat nebudu. 805 01:18:18,265 --> 01:18:21,337 - Ty jim neotev�e�? - Otev�i ty, ale a� �eknu u�! 806 01:18:31,465 --> 01:18:32,864 Ka�enko! 807 01:18:39,825 --> 01:18:42,134 J� se Pepovi a Michalovi schov�m, v�? 808 01:19:16,785 --> 01:19:19,424 - Co je v tom ko�i? - Nic. ��kal to tat�nek. 809 01:19:19,905 --> 01:19:24,183 - Jo, tat�nek. - Pus�m�, pus�m�! 810 01:19:29,585 --> 01:19:31,860 Pomoc, pomoc! 811 01:19:44,105 --> 01:19:46,494 Tak a te�sem nikoho nepust�me. 812 01:19:48,265 --> 01:19:50,335 - M��u ti n�co ��ct, Alberte? - Ano? 813 01:19:51,305 --> 01:19:55,821 - Ty jsi p��ernej chlap. - To v�, n�kdo mus� b�t nejlep��. 814 01:19:56,545 --> 01:19:59,582 - P�ehnan� skromnost je taky choroba. - Tati! 815 01:20:00,225 --> 01:20:01,544 Tati! 816 01:20:01,785 --> 01:20:05,175 Bert�ku, jdi si hr�t! My tady m�me s maminkou d�le�itou chvilku. 817 01:20:10,585 --> 01:20:13,816 V�, kdo je v tom ko�i? N� Mat�sek! 818 01:20:15,225 --> 01:20:17,500 Ty jsi cvok, Alberte, j� u� t� m�m v�n� dost! 819 01:20:19,345 --> 01:20:21,734 Pepo! Michale! Pepo! 820 01:20:22,305 --> 01:20:24,614 - J� nejsem tam! J� jsem tady! - No a co? 821 01:20:25,145 --> 01:20:27,818 Snad sis nemyslel, �e by se s tebou n�kdo nosil v ko�i? 822 01:20:28,145 --> 01:20:29,544 Je tam Mat�sek! 823 01:20:29,665 --> 01:20:32,384 To v�, tob� je�t� n�kdy tak na n�co vl�tnem! 824 01:20:34,025 --> 01:20:39,418 Zastavte! Zastavte! Je tam batole! 825 01:20:42,065 --> 01:20:45,182 Bert�ku, tys to vymyslel! Ty nedostane� medaili, 826 01:20:45,345 --> 01:20:50,544 - ty si zaslou�� ��d! - To j� ne, to maminka! 827 01:22:16,345 --> 01:22:18,984 By StrongMD 73964

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