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♪ MTV ♪
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[both chuckling]
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[rock music]
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♪ ♪
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[bell rings]
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Two, please, for
Escape from the Mummy's Tomb.
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Oh, I'm afraid
there's a minimum group size
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of four people.
- Oh, no.
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Our girlfriends canceled.
- Oh, yeah, that sucks.
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Well, you got ten minutes
to make our next session.
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Where are we gonna find
two people in ten minutes?
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And they've got
to be really smart
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and good at solving puzzles.
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Hmm, there's got
to be somebody.
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- [chuckles]
- Yeah, that kicks ass. Yeah.
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Okay, so this
is the four of you?
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Yes.
You guys are smart, right?
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Uh, yeah.
[chuckles]
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That's why you asked us
to join you, m'ladies.
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[both chuckle]
- Smart.
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Okay, now, remember,
if you can work together
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to find the clues
and solve the puzzles,
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then you might be able to
escape from the mummy's tomb.
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It's down the hall
to your left.
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We do take payment
in advance, please.
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Uh, we'll just go ahead
while you ladies pay.
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But afterwards, we'll
split it four ways, right?
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Yeah, baby.
[chuckles]
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Did you hear that, Beavis?
They want to have a four-way.
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Whoa, really?
[chuckles]
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That's right.
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We got to escape
from the mummy's tomb,
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and then they'll see
how smart we are,
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and then we will score.
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Uh, he said left, right?
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Right, yeah, yeah,
that's right, yeah.
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Right.
[chuckles]
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Uh, okay.
[chuckles]
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Huh.
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So this is the mummy's tomb.
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Whoa, amazing.
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It looks just like a bathroom.
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Hmm, interesting.
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This mummy is trickier
than I thought.
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[grunting]
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Butt-Head, it won't open.
We're trapped.
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Of course we are, dumbass.
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That's why they call it
an escape room.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, let's look for clues.
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Exactly, Beavis.
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We will solve the escape room,
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and then we will solve the
greatest mystery of them all--
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scoring.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
[both chuckle]
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Hi, everyone.
My name is Mary Katherine and--
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My name is Mary Katherine.
[chuckles]
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And this is my college
decision reaction video.
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And--
- I know my college decision.
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[chuckles]
No.
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[both chuckle]
- Yeah, no way.
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Absolutely not.
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Let's watch something else,
Butt-Head.
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[all screaming]
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What's going on?
[screaming continues]
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This is scary.
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Oh, fight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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She's putting her
in a chokehold.
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She's got a chokehold.
- [screams]
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Yeah, elbow her in the ribs,
come on.
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Come on, grab her arm.
Come on.
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You can get out of this.
- Teach her a lesson.
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Make sure she never
gets into Harvard again.
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[chuckles]
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I don't know
how you get into Harvard
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if you can't even
kick your own mom's ass.
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Come on, come on.
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Her face is wide open.
Come on.
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Looks like the mom
is gonna win this one.
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[chuckles]
- There will come a day
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when you will defeat me,
Mary Katherine,
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but today is not that day.
[chuckles]
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Ah, ah!
[chuckles]
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Oh, my God. Oh.
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- [chuckles]
- Uh...
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Butt-Head,
I think I found a clue.
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Check it out.
There's words.
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Hmm, words.
Let's see.
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Jason...eats...
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balls.
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Jason eats balls.
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Hmm.
- Huh.
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But what does it mean?
- Who is Jason?
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Why does he eat balls?
Whose balls does he eat?
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Ah, the mummy's balls?
[chuckles]
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Perhaps.
[chuckles]
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Yeah, this is hard.
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Maybe we should ask
those girls.
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Beavis, those girls
weren't even smart enough
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to figure out how to get
in the escape room.
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They're gonna think
we're geniuses when we get out.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, maybe they'll be
dumb enough to score with us.
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[both chuckle]
Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, my God, are they still
in the bathroom?
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They're weird.
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They must be
in tech or something.
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Hey, is it okay if
Kyle and Brad join your group?
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Okay, sure.
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This mummy forgot to, like,
leave clues or something.
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Whoa, Butt-Head, look.
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I found a clue.
Look, a turd.
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Hmm, now we're getting
somewhere, Beavis.
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Finally, a real clue.
- Yeah.
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Now, why would someone
put a turd in a toilet?
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Hmm.
- It just doesn't make sense.
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Wait a minute.
Maybe someone took a dump.
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[screams]
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Damn it, Beavis, shut up.
I'm thinking.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Sorry.
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Beavis, you mean well,
but you're a dumbass.
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[chuckles]
I have figured it out.
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That turd can mean
only one thing.
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This mummy is disgusting.
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[insects buzzing]
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Check it out, Beavis,
another clue.
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- So what do we do with it?
- Elementary, my dear dumbass.
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And now
I shall solve the puzzle.
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[chuckles] Open.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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[grunting]
Open, you son of a bitch.
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[grunting]
- I think it's working.
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- Damn it.
- [screams]
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Give me my clue back, butthole.
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Cut it out, Butt-Head.
Come on, let go.
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[screams]
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Whoa, Butt-Head, you did it.
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[chuckles]
I'm smart. [chuckles]
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Yeah, yeah. You're probably
gonna score, too.
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[both chuckle]
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About to escape, yeah.
[both chuckle]
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[groans]
We didn't escape, Butt-Head.
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Uh, damn it.
[chuckles]
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Yeah, and this tomb
is even harder.
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There's no urinals.
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And what are these things?
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Hmm, no human alive
knows what these are.
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We must put them in the toilet.
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Oh, yeah.
[both chuckle]
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How to make tattoo ink
in prison.
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A soda can, some toilet tissue,
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some hair grease,
and a saltine crackers box.
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Fold the tissue up and--
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Whoa, this guy
is definitely a criminal.
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[chuckles]
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That's what
it should look like.
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What accent is this?
[chuckles]
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Take your hair grease
and fill up--
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It's like a prison accent.
[chuckles]
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I want to talk like that.
[chuckles]
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[Southern accent]
Got some toilet tissue,
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saltine cracker box.
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Tear off three sheets
of toilet tissue.
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Twist it very tight.
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[Southern accent]
Twist it up real tight.
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Light your candle
and set your box
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over top of it
to collect all the soot.
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- Set your box over top of it.
- Set the box on two pencils--
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Set it on two pencils,
so it can breathe.
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After about an hour,
you can see all the soot--
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After about an hour,
you can see all the soot
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that's caught inside the box.
[chuckles]
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Scrape it into a pile.
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[normal voice] This, like,
makes me want to go to jail.
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Add a tiny bit of
hand sanitizer or body wash.
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What did this guy do
to get in prison, I wonder?
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[normal voice] He didn't have
to do anything.
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They just let him right in.
[chuckles]
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Yeah, they just looked
at him and were like,
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"Sir, I can tell by
looking at you
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"that you're gonna be
in jail eventually,
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so let's just get this
over with."
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[both chuckle]
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Only a drop or two of water.
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This is, like,
a pretty nice prison
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he's in here, you know?
[chuckles]
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No, he's back at his mom's.
[chuckles]
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Yeah, his mom's
gonna be like,
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[Southern accent] "Damn it, did
you take my saltine cracker box
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and use it
for your tattoo again?"
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[Southern accent]
"Damn it, boy,
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"you ain't never gonna
eat chicken
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"in this house again you don't
give me back
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my saltine cracker box."
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"What am I gonna do
if I kill your daddy
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"and have to tattoo
a teardrop next to my eye?
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How am I gonna do that
without soot?"
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Every tattoo I have
is that ink,
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and they're,
like, ten years old.
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Um, Butt-Head, I dressed up
like a mummy like you said,
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and I still can't
find any clues.
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Uh, who cares about clues?
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Let's flush this stuff
down the toilet.
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[both chuckle]
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Yeah, if we're gonna be
stuck in here,
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we might as well
do something cool.
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[toilet flushes]
Yeah.
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Congratulations, by the way.
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That's the fastest anyone's
solved the mummy's tomb.
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What the hell?
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Let's stick the plunger
in the sink.
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[both chuckle]
- Yeah, flooding is cool.
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Oh, my God.
What the hell?
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Who would do something
like that?
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Check it out, Beavis,
it worked.
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[chuckles]
- Yeah, we're geniuses.
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- We escaped.
- Yeah, this is cool.
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[car horn honks]
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Damn it,
where are those girls going?
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Uh, I guess
we scared them off
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with our genius-ing
or something.
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[chuckles]
They just couldn't handle it.
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[groans] Oh, well...
[chuckles]
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I've been waiting to
go to the bathroom for hours.
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Um, where's the bathroom?
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Yeah, it's down the hall
to the right.
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Here we go.
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This bathroom is weird.
[chuckles]
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Yeah, I'm not gonna be
picky at this point.
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[groans]
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Help me with the lid here,
Butt-Head.
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[groans]
- Unbelievable.
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Those two girls have no class.
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What--Hey, hey,
what are you doing?
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[sighs]
That's better.
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Stop, stop that!
Stop that! Stop! Stop!
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