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♪ Oh... ♪
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♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪
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♪ Oh-oh-oh... ♪
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♪ Oh, who's the hunter?
Who's the game? ♪
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♪ I feel the beat
call your name ♪
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♪ I hold you close in victory ♪
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♪ I don't wanna tame
your animal style ♪
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♪ You won't be caged from
the call of the wild ♪
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♪ Shooting at the
walls of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang ♪
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♪ I am the warrior ♪
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♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪
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♪ And heart to
heart, you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive ♪
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♪ The warrior ♪
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♪ Shooting at the
walls of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang ♪
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♪ I am the warrior ♪
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♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪
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♪ And heart to
heart, you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive ♪
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♪ The warrior ♪
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♪ I am the warrior! ♪
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It's done. Knuckles
is headed your way.
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We're in position.
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He's almost at the penthouse.
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As soon as you have him,
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you send my mom and my sister
down to me, and please...
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just don't hurt him.
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- No promises.
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What the...
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What is that?
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Peekaboo.
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Oh, shoot and darn it.
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I forgot to tell
you guys one thing.
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Knuckles has been
listening the whole time.
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You messed with
the wrong warrior.
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- Big mistake. Huge.
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♪ Oh, don't give us none
of your aggravation ♪
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- ♪ We had it with
your discipline ♪
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♪ Saturday night's
alright for fighting ♪
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- ♪ Get a little action in ♪
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♪ Get about as oiled
as a diesel train ♪
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♪ Gonna set this
dance alight ♪
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♪ 'Cause Saturday night's
the night I like ♪
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♪ Saturday night's
alright, alright, alright ♪
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Oh man...
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- ♪ Ooh... ♪
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- Stop hitting yourself!
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{\an8}Stop hitting yourself!
Stop hitting yourself!
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- Wade! How did you get here?
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I snuck in the back stairs,
then, using my cat-like reflexes
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and natural ability
to be overlooked,
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I was able to get in the room.
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Besides, they were more
focused on Knuckles anyway.
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I'm here to rescue you guys!
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- Oh, thank God. We really need your help.
- No, Mom! We don't.
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I'm gonna get us
outta here on my own.
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Wanda, please don't
start that again.
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- Yeah, don't be a hero, Wanda.
- I am a hero!
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I've accidentally locked myself
in those cuffs so many times,
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Tom gave me a master key!
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Wade, you saved us!
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- What are you doing? No.
Wade, stop. Stop touching me!
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- Stop! No-- - Stop moving your hands!
If you stop moving your hands, then I--
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- I'm doing a thing right now!
- What are you doing?!
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I'm doing an FBI thing
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where I slip my own hands
out of these handcuffs
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by dislocating my
thumb. Here I go.
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- Ow! Oh!
- Just let me do it!
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It'll be way less
painful and quicker!
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I'm almost there. Ow!
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- You're screaming in pain.
- Ow! Ah! I'm almost there!
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Let your brother rescue you!
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This isn't over yet...
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No! I'm not letting Wade
rescue me! No freaking way!
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- Ah, Knuckles!
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- Let's do this.
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- This ends now.
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Okay. Fine. Fine, you win.
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- Knuckles, you okay?
- Wade! Stay back.
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Not this time.
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Aaaah!
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- Ah! Get off me!
- Ah! No!
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No, I can't get sucked
into that thing! Help me!
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This ain't good.
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Dude! That was awesome!
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I can't believe the
plan worked. We did it!
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Wade Whipple, you must hurry.
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Your Tournament of Champions
is about to conclude!
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The tournament? You mean--
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Yes. Your greatest
victory still awaits.
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- This is your last chance
to face your ultimate foe!
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The schmuck known
as your father,
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in a ritual trial by combat on
your own personal battleground!
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{\an8}I'd like five minutes alone
with him in a trial by combat.
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The time has come for
you to prove your worth
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as a champion, and a warrior.
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{\an8}You know what? You're
right. This is it.
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This is finally my chance
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- to-- Got i!
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- I got it!
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- Told you I would do it!
- W-Wanda, put that thing away.
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- Impressive battle
wound, Wanda Whipple.
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Thanks, Knucks.
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We are here at the final round
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of the Bowling
Tournament of Champions
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in beautiful Reno, Nevada,
or as I like to call it,
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-"Las Vegas for losers."
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Once again, the heavy
favorite's from overseas,
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where they bowl on the
wrong side of the lane.
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I'm talking about the
team led by 27-time winner
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and legend of the lanes,
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Pistol... Pete... Whipple!
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- Look at that swagger.
- Wow, look at the attitude.
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I mean, this guy
is all confidence.
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- This crowd is goin'
nuts for Pistol Pete.
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Are you ready for a show?
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Jordan. Gretzky. Yes.
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Brady. These are the
names you think of
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when you think of athletes
that have defined their sport.
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And with a win
today, I would argue
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that Pistol Pete's face
should be chiseled up there
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- on the Mount Rushmore
of bowling as well.
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Next time she needs an
after-school activity,
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we're doing piano lessons.
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And in the
challenger's corner,
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we have a young upstart team
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looking to have their first
taste of championship glory.
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It's fronted by a small-town
Montana sheriff's deputy,
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who also happens to be...
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- Pistol Pete's
long-lost son! What?
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- Allegedly.
- Now, here's a good father-son story.
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Rumor has it that Pistol Pete
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abandoned his son
at a local TJ Maxx,
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choosing a bowling career
over his parenting duties.
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I wanna say, regardless
of how you feel
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- about childhood abandonment, and I'm against it...
- Hm. Me, too.
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...the deals at TJ
Maxx cannot be beat.
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No, I wish my dad
left me at a TJ Maxx.
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But, you know what? Let's settle
this score once and for all
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and bring out our challenger,
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Mr. Wade Whipple...
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- Yes!
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- Yes, Wade! Here he comes, everybody!
- Go, Wade!
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Get ready!
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- Sorry, where is he?
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- Uh... I'm not, uh...
- Is he not...
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I gave him the--
Mr. Wade Whipple!
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- Just like that scene in The Sound of Music...
- L-Let me do it again.
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- Maybe he didn't hear
it. Let me hear it. Uh...
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Let's settle the score once
and for all and bring out
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Wade Whipple!
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Wade? Wade Whipple.
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- Oh, man. Wade Whipple?
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I-I don't have him. I
don't have eyes on him.
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Okay, well, I-- What do
you mean stretch it out?
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- I can't stretch it out...
- We're supposed to fill time. You know what?
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L-L-Let's do some
of the fun facts.
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Oh. Oh, what a pity.
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It appears my opponent...
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is officially a no-show.
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Which means, once again, I...
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- am the winner!
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Put... that trophy... down.
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- Dad.
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Wow... Okay.
Wow... Lotta drama.
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Oh! There he is.
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Surprised to see me?
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Can't say that I am.
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You never were the sharpest
thorn in the briar patch.
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I don't have any
idea what that means,
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but I'm sure it's insulting.
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If I wanted to
insult you, dear boy,
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I'd tell you you are
in over your head,
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out of your league,
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and 10 pins away
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from the most humiliating
defeat of your life.
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- Oh, snap! I heard that!
- Ooh! That's gotta hurt!
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- I heard that one!
In front of everybody!
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And if I was to insult you,
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I'd say your
game's gotten weak,
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your costume smells funky,
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and, quite frankly,
your accent sounds fake.
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- Sick burn, baby!
- Really? Even the last one?
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Oh! Should we be
allowed to hear this?
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- I think not.
- Should we be-- I mean, this is private!
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I'm going to give you
one last chance, Wade,
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to do what I did
all those years ago
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and just... walk... away.
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Because there's no way
you can win, dear boy.
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You see all these
lovely people?
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Every single one
of them is here
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because they love me.
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And they have absolutely
no bloody idea
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who the hell you are!
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Oh yeah, old man?
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- They will.
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Wow! Whoa!
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Those are some
athletic-looking thighs!
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I mean, but get
them in the sun.
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I don't think I'm supposed
to be looking at that.
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Let's roll.
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Yes, Wade!
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Wade, put your
pants back on, dude.
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It'll be cooler.
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Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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Pistol Pete! Pistol
Pete! Pistol Pete!
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Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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Wade Whipple!
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- Wade Whipple! Wade Whipple!
- Wade Whipple! Wade Whipple! Wade Whipple!
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Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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- Wade Whipple! Wade Whipple!
- Wade Whipple!
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It's Whipple versus Whipple
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as the Tournament
of Champions finals
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are officially underway.
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Can't wait.
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Oh! Right out of
the gate! Wow.
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Here we go. This is some
great bowling action.
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Yeah.
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That's how it's done.
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Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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Pistol Pete! Pistol
Pete! Pistol Pete...
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Man, your dad's a
real turd bucket, huh?
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Yeah, I've recently
come to realize that.
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Ahhhhh...
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Better keep up, dear
boy. That is, unless,
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you're ready to wave the
white flag and surrender.
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I'm Wade Whipple.
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Lieutenant Deputy of the
smallest town in Montana.
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I don't know the meaning of the
word "surrender." Water bottle.
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- I have not yet begun to ball.
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- Yes! Yes!
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- Wade not backing down at all!
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- Look at the balls on this guy.
- Oh. Tit for tat.
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Look, I'm not a doctor,
but technically,
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- they share the same blood...
- Can I get a beer, please?
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Yeah, sure.
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Hm...
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This truly is a
strange little planet.
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Can I get you anything, honey?
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Yes. Bring me your
largest challah bread.
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- Bam!
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- Yes!
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Ha, yes!
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Woo!
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- Uh-oh!
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Pistol Pete looking a
little worried over there.
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Oh, yeah, he looks intimidated.
- You know, I think he's, uh,
251
00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:45,644
got a little bit tougher
competitor than he thought.
252
00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:47,079
Gettin' nervous
yet, old timer?
253
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:50,249
Nervous? Don't be ridiculous.
254
00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:54,019
Woo-hoo! You go, Wade!
And whatever happens,
255
00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:56,088
- I'm proud of you! Wade!
256
00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:58,824
Please! Please
don't choke today!
257
00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:01,660
- Just please don't
do it! Do great! Okay?
258
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,128
Okay!
259
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:17,176
Hm... That sounds troubling.
260
00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:42,368
Knuckles the Echidna.
261
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:45,804
It's an honor to
meet you at last.
262
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:08,827
I thought you'd give
me more of a fight.
263
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:13,031
This is it.
264
00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:17,636
It's all going to come
down to this final frame.
265
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:25,511
You got this, Pete.
266
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,863
- Oh...
267
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:06,485
- Yes! I love you, pin!
- Oh, for heaven's sakes.
268
00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:09,188
That miss gives Wade a chance.
269
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:13,625
- If he can get a strike here,
he could win the tournament.
270
00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:17,396
You should pick up
this spare, no problem.
271
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:19,465
Wow!
272
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:21,967
- Those are fightin' words right there.
- Sick dig!
273
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:23,802
Someone's about
to get slapped!
274
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:27,506
- Great use of the term
"sick dig," by the way.
275
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,182
Unflappable.
276
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,690
This is so dramatic.
277
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,625
Because as it
comes down to this,
278
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,560
if Wade Whipple
bowls another strike,
279
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,729
he'll be on his way
to a perfect game
280
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:53,432
and a tournament championship.
281
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:56,835
Not to mention an
emotional victory
282
00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:58,804
over the man who left him
283
00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:02,140
a fatherless, stunted,
284
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:04,376
utter shell of a human being.
285
00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:05,711
- Okay... And the question is,
286
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:10,382
does Wade have the strength
to finish this fight?
287
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,852
Well, do you, dear boy?
288
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,087
Are you strong enough
289
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,456
to strike down your
own father in battle?
290
00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:20,993
To do whatever
it takes to claim
291
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,060
that championship trophy?
292
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:26,832
Or are you just another
schmuck with a nickname?
293
00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:30,135
Wade the Warrior?
294
00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:35,707
Oh, I know I'm
strong enough, Dad.
295
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:37,976
Really?
296
00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:39,044
Because all my life,
297
00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:40,913
I've learned from
great warriors.
298
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,448
- Hm.
- I learned from a mother
299
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:45,551
who never stopped
fighting for her family.
300
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:48,453
I learned from her sister, who's
honestly a little bit annoying,
301
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,889
but amazingly fearless
and headstrong.
302
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:55,928
But most of all, I learned
from the greatest warrior
303
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,629
in the entire galaxy,
304
00:19:57,629 --> 00:20:00,098
who taught me that real
warriors wouldn't exist
305
00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:01,867
if not for those who
came before them,
306
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:05,003
showed them the way, and
never stopped fighting,
307
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:06,872
no matter how hard
the battle became.
308
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:10,242
That's why I never would've
found my greatest strength,
309
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:11,476
my true power,
310
00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:14,513
without my friend,
Knuckles the Echidna.
311
00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:17,482
Now, Dylan, normally it
doesn't take this long
312
00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:20,619
- for bowlers to bowl.
- Yeah, I agree, Gary.
313
00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:23,889
It seems as though
he is monologuing.
314
00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:26,925
That's highly unorthodox.
315
00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:28,327
Nice speech.
316
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:31,129
But you left out
one small detail.
317
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,900
- You're a loser, Wade.
318
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,802
You always have been,
319
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:40,238
and you always will be.
320
00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:53,085
Well, would a loser do this?
321
00:21:34,259 --> 00:21:35,394
- Yes!
322
00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:41,400
- Oh! Unbelievable!
- Oh! The upstart has done it!
323
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,468
Oh, my God, I did it!
324
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:47,639
I won! I'm a champion!
325
00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:51,677
- Whoa! Duck!
326
00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:54,379
- Knuckles?
- Wade Whipple!
327
00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:55,747
Get your people to safety
328
00:21:55,747 --> 00:21:58,517
- before they--
329
00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:14,633
- Wade! Where are you going?
- To help my friend!
330
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:20,305
- Knuckles? Wade!
331
00:22:20,305 --> 00:22:21,807
Stay back!
332
00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:24,342
Okay, the stakes have
been raised considerably.
333
00:22:24,342 --> 00:22:28,346
Don't worry, Echidna.
This'll all be over soon.
334
00:22:28,346 --> 00:22:30,048
- All I need is...
335
00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:32,617
every ounce of your power.
336
00:22:35,654 --> 00:22:37,622
Knuckles!
337
00:22:40,158 --> 00:22:42,661
- What are you doing to him?!
338
00:22:47,999 --> 00:22:50,969
Your power is mine, echidna.
339
00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:56,842
Your only purpose now...
340
00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:58,276
is to die!
341
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:04,416
Knuckles! Buddy!
342
00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:06,384
What did he do to you?
343
00:23:06,384 --> 00:23:09,521
You caused me a lotta trouble.
344
00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:11,990
- Now I'm gonna make you pay.
345
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,930
You think you're so tough,
346
00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:22,434
hiding behind that metal
onesie you're wearing?
347
00:23:22,434 --> 00:23:25,270
I'm not scared of
you. Come and get me!
348
00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:30,142
Okay, I was bluffing.
349
00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:37,382
- Hm?
350
00:23:37,382 --> 00:23:38,884
Whoa!
351
00:23:41,386 --> 00:23:42,821
Somebody call for backup?
352
00:23:44,489 --> 00:23:46,892
We thought you
could use a hand.
353
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:49,995
- God, that was a good line.
354
00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:57,135
Alright, Wade. Let's do this.
355
00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:02,507
Let's roll.
356
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,683
Knuckles, I hope
you can hear this.
357
00:24:11,683 --> 00:24:15,420
You taught me how to stand
up for myself and fight!
358
00:24:18,523 --> 00:24:20,826
And we're stronger
than ever now...
359
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,961
because we fight together!
360
00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:26,998
A warrior's true strength
comes from their heart.
361
00:24:33,004 --> 00:24:34,840
And your heart has
never been bigger!
362
00:24:36,842 --> 00:24:39,144
You fight to
honor your family!
363
00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:45,450
You fight to protect
your friends!
364
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,489
And now, you have
something new to fight for.
365
00:24:54,893 --> 00:24:56,094
A home!
366
00:25:05,804 --> 00:25:08,807
Looks like you're
all out of balls!
367
00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:17,883
- This is my home!
368
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:28,226
- No! No!
369
00:25:28,226 --> 00:25:30,629
- My power!
370
00:25:38,136 --> 00:25:39,938
The Flames of Disaster!
371
00:25:41,106 --> 00:25:43,041
Come on!
372
00:25:55,987 --> 00:25:58,556
- Finish him, Knucks!
373
00:26:10,468 --> 00:26:12,737
Victory is ours.
374
00:26:18,543 --> 00:26:20,679
Wow. Well, there
you have it, folks.
375
00:26:20,679 --> 00:26:22,981
This proves what I've
been saying all along.
376
00:26:22,981 --> 00:26:24,849
Absolutely anything can happen
377
00:26:24,849 --> 00:26:27,519
in the National
Bowling Championships.
378
00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:29,454
You know, Gary,
I looked it up,
379
00:26:29,454 --> 00:26:31,823
and actually, this
has happened before.
380
00:26:31,823 --> 00:26:34,259
There was a visit by
an extraterrestrial
381
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,461
in the 1974 tourney,
382
00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:39,331
- but I don't think he was red.
- Well, you might be right,
383
00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:42,634
but I'm gonna tell you, this
time was a lot more fun.
384
00:26:42,634 --> 00:26:44,803
- What a show tonight, people.
- So fun. Oh!
385
00:26:44,803 --> 00:26:47,939
Looks like there's some more
action down on the lanes.
386
00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:52,677
Hey! That dork burger's
stealing the trophy!
387
00:26:52,677 --> 00:26:55,647
Shut your gob hole,
you little brat! Oh no!
388
00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:57,816
Pistol Pete is
stealing the trophy,
389
00:26:57,816 --> 00:26:59,150
and he lost the tourney!
390
00:26:59,150 --> 00:27:01,319
I don't know what the rule
book says about this, Gary.
391
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,388
Oh, no, you don't.
392
00:27:03,388 --> 00:27:06,958
Take your hands off my
son's trophy, you schmuck!
393
00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:14,766
{\an8}Mom, that was awesome!
394
00:27:14,766 --> 00:27:16,768
{\an8}Ever think about
joining the FBI?
395
00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:18,370
Well, if it means I
can spend more time
396
00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:20,438
with my daughter, I'd love to.
397
00:27:25,577 --> 00:27:28,213
You did it, Wade
Whipple! You won!
398
00:27:28,213 --> 00:27:29,981
Buddy, we did it.
399
00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:36,221
♪ Ooh ♪
400
00:27:37,455 --> 00:27:39,491
♪ Uh ♪
401
00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:41,159
♪ Hey, hey ♪
402
00:27:42,927 --> 00:27:45,997
♪ Alright, yeah ♪
403
00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:48,533
♪ Oh, what a man, what
a man, what a man ♪
404
00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:49,868
♪ What a mighty good man ♪
405
00:27:49,868 --> 00:27:53,371
♪ He's a mighty mighty
good man, yeah ♪
406
00:27:54,239 --> 00:27:57,075
♪ Yahoo! ♪
407
00:27:57,075 --> 00:28:00,478
♪ Ooh, now break it down ♪
408
00:28:00,478 --> 00:28:03,048
- Hey, Knuckles!
409
00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:06,084
How about some new
road trip music?
410
00:28:06,084 --> 00:28:09,888
I call this mix "Knuckles
and Wade Warrior Jammerz."
411
00:28:12,590 --> 00:28:14,659
What is this amazing song?
412
00:28:14,659 --> 00:28:17,295
- ♪ Oh... ♪
- Could this be...
413
00:28:17,896 --> 00:28:20,331
- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
- Yes!
414
00:28:20,331 --> 00:28:22,233
This is...
415
00:28:22,233 --> 00:28:24,436
my jam!
416
00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:26,271
♪ Stereo jungle child ♪
417
00:28:26,271 --> 00:28:30,275
♪ Love is the kill, your
heart's still wild ♪
418
00:28:30,275 --> 00:28:33,311
♪ Shooting at the
walls of heartache ♪
419
00:28:33,311 --> 00:28:34,612
♪ Bang bang ♪
420
00:28:34,612 --> 00:28:37,282
♪ I am the warrior ♪
421
00:28:38,850 --> 00:28:41,753
♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪
422
00:28:41,753 --> 00:28:44,889
♪ And heart to
heart, you'll win ♪
423
00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:47,058
♪ If you survive ♪
424
00:28:47,926 --> 00:28:50,261
♪ The warrior... ♪
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