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Hey, did you guys see
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what Captain Man
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did yesterday?
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Can we focus on algebra?
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There was a fire
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at a pet store,
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and Captain Man ran inside
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right through the flames
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and saved all the animals.
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And he didn't even get hurt.
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Captain Man
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never gets hurt.
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He's a beast.
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You know, someday,
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when you guys are cleaning
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my swimming pool
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'cause you failed
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this algebra test,
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then flunked out of school,
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I hope you remember
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this moment, 'cause I will.
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Hey, here's a cool job
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I could do,
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foot model.
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You guys,
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could we go over the list
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for my birthday party?
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Sure.
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No.
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No.
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But I invited 52 people,
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and nobody's
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texted me back yet.
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What does that mean?
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That people have been
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to your parties before?
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Oh, come on,
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my parties aren't that bad.
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Christmas, three years ago,
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15 kids ended up
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in the hospital.
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'Cause of your raw turkey.
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It was turkey sushi.
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A boy almost died.
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Almost.
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Okay.
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First person who helps me
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find an after school job
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gets this bowl of pine cones.
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Why do you even need
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a job?
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You know,
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to learn responsibility,
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challenge myself.
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He wants money.
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I want money.
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Money's good.
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Can we please talk
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about my birthday?
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Am I gonna have
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to slap a boy?
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Henry,
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can you please tell me
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how in the wor--
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Oh, I didn't know Jasper
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and Charlotte were here.
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We're studying.
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Are we?
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Mom, we're right
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in the middle
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of something.
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I'm not interrupting.
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Okay, thanks.
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I just have a question
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about your underwear.
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Mom!
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I'd like to hear
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the question.
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What is the issue
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with Henry's underwear?
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Mom!
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Mom, I'm not okay.
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Piper, we're trying
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to study here.
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I'm talking to my mother.
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What's wrong, baby?
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Jessica unfollowed me.
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No one cares.
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Henry.
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Why would Jessica
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unfollow you?
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'Cause she posted
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a picture of her
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with me and Allison,
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so I posted a comment
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that said,
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"OMG, you look
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so gorgeous."
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Well, that's nice.
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No.
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'Cause Allison thought
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it meant she looked gorgeous,
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so she posted a comment
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that said, "Thanks, ILY."
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And so then
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Jessica got jealous
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and unfollowed me,
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and now I hate myself
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and I'm gonna die.
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I'll call Jessica's mom
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and talk to her.
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No!
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That's not okay!
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Dang it.
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All these jobs say
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I've got to have skills.
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So? You've got
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tons of skills.
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Name one.
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You're a great dancer.
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No, I'm not.
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You could take lessons.
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Oh, my gosh.
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What?
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I'm--I'm not great
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at anything.
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This is tragic.
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Here, let me see.
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I'm just a big pile
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of average.
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Okay. Here's a job.
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Where?
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At a store called
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Junk-N-Stuff.
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It says,
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"Needed, part-time helper
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for various duties."
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"Duties."
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And see? It says,
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"No special skills necessary."
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That's me.
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I've got to go get that job.
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You get the pine cones.
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Sweet.
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Good luck, Hen.
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Thanks.
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If you give me a pine cone,
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I'll lick my elbow.
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What are you looking at?
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Uh, nothing.
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Just, uh, this turtle's butt.
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Sorry.
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Um, my name is Henry Hart.
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I'm here about the job.
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The job.
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Um, did that plant burp?
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Go back.
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Come back?
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Go back.
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Where?
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To the back.
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Oh, go to the back.
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Take the elevator down.
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What floor?
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Down.
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You too.
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Hey, what's up?
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Does my basement smell
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like chicken poop?
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Yes.
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What?
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I'm down in my basement
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with Charlotte,
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and she said it smells
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like poop from a chicken.
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A sick chicken.
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Uh, what are you
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and Charlotte doing
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in your basement?
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He wants to have
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his birthday party
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down here
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in this chicken toilet.
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This is my home.
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Guys,
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I can't talk right now.
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I'm at a job interview,
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so I gotta go.
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Henry, you still there?
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Henry?
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Henry?
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I'll call you back.
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Hello?
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Hey, how are you?
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Cool. Thanks.
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Great to meet you.
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I'm doing good.
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What's your name?
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Um, I'm Henry Hart.
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I'm here about the job.
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Age?
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13.
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I'll be 14
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on my next birthday.
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Ah. So you're aging
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sequentially.
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I like that.
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Thanks.
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My name's Ray.
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Hi, Ray.
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You ask a lot of questions.
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I don't think I've asked
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any questions.
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Chocolate or vanilla?
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Vanilla.
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Helicopters or kangaroos?
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Helicopters.
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Love it.
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Scrambled eggs or dynamite?
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Both.
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Maybe.
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Complete this sentence,
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"I'm sorry, Mother,
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I didn't mean
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for my elephant to blank."
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Uh, lick Dad.
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Well, that's not funny.
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No.
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Um, is this
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the job interview?
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Do you want it to be
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the job interview?
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Um, what is the job?
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What do you think
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the job is?
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Uh, well, the ad said
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part-time helper,
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so I'm thinking
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maybe you need someone
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to help you, you know,
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part time.
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Do you ever dream
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about sleeping?
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No.
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Good.
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If you did, you'd be dead.
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I am so confused.
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David?
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Henry.
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Can I trust you?
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Sure.
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Can you keep a secret?
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Totally.
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So I can trust you
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to keep a secret?
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Yes, sir.
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I'm going to blow a bubble.
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You're going to blow
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a bubble?
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And I'm going
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to blow your mind.
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You're Captain Man!
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That's right, Henry.
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Hold on a second.
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Stupid zipper
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always sticks.
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Come--
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Ow, that's my skin!
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Yeah, there we go.
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Whoo!
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Always good to keep
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the old zipper lubed.
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I--I can't believe
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I'm standing here
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talking to Captain Man.
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Why, are you a fan?
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Do you like me?
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Most people like me,
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but not everyone.
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Yeah, I'm a huge fan.
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Oh, man,
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I've got to tell Jasper
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about this.
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He's gonna freak
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when I tell him I'm here
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standing next to Captain--
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Sorry, but you can't tell
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your friends about this.
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Okay. But--
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Did you have
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to melt my phone?
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I'll get you a new one.
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Really?
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No.
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So, Henry, tell me
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why you want a job.
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Well, you know, to--
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to learn responsibility
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and challenge myself.
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So you want money?
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Lots of money.
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Oh,
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is this the ladies' room?
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00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,475
No, ma'am.
305
00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:01,768
You're not supposed to be
306
00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:01,768
down here.
307
00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:04,271
What an interesting place.
308
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:07,148
Thank you,
309
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:07,148
but I'm conducting
310
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:07,148
a job interview,
311
00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:08,816
and you're very old,
312
00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:11,945
so can you please just
313
00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:11,945
get back in the elevator?
314
00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:15,240
Oh, I'll just take me phone
315
00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:15,240
out of me purse
316
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,783
and call me nephew.
317
00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:18,118
Great.
318
00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,495
I'll just turn my back
319
00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,495
and look at something.
320
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,128
What are you looking at?
321
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,299
Captain Man!
322
00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,551
Oh!
323
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:44,018
Goodbye forever,
324
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:44,018
Captain Man.
325
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,145
No!
326
00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:48,315
Get off of me.
327
00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,358
Quit talking
328
00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,358
like a British lady.
329
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,193
Stop pulling me wig
330
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,193
over me eyes.
331
00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:54,362
I can't see.
332
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:03,871
Captain Man!
333
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,792
Captain Man, are you okay?
334
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,211
Captain Man is always okay.
335
00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:15,342
Nice work, Boris.
336
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,218
The boy did good job.
337
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,512
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
338
00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,096
You know the--
339
00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,096
That's Boris.
340
00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:21,055
He works for me.
341
00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:22,390
What?
342
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:25,018
How'd you know he wasn't
343
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:25,018
really an old lady?
344
00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:28,563
Uh, 'cause of the tattoo
345
00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:28,563
on his neck.
346
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,064
I saw it on him
347
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,064
up in the store.
348
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,984
And his boobs are too wobbly.
349
00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:35,862
True.
350
00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:35,862
Go get those under control.
351
00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:41,576
Henry, you have a sharp eye,
352
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,370
good instincts, a nice shirt,
353
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,663
and you're brave.
354
00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:46,247
Thanks.
355
00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:47,374
Do you know
356
00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:47,374
how to make sandwiches?
357
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,042
I do.
358
00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,628
Then you have
359
00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,628
all the qualities
360
00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,628
I'm looking for.
361
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,506
But I--I don't--
362
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,090
You're the one, Henry.
363
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,676
The one to make you
364
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,676
a sandwich?
365
00:11:57,716 --> 00:12:00,053
No.
366
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,054
Well, yes.
367
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:06,434
But everybody gets old
368
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:06,434
some day,
369
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,311
even Captain Man.
370
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,188
I can't do this forever.
371
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,690
Do what?
372
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,066
Protect our town, Swellview,
373
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:16,819
from bad guys,
374
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:16,819
bad things, bad smells.
375
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,614
Smells?
376
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,282
You want to be horrified?
377
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:22,242
No.
378
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,368
Watch this.
379
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:28,831
Who's the freak
380
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:28,831
in the diaper?
381
00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:32,001
The Toddler,
382
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,546
and don't let the diaper
383
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,546
fool you, kid.
384
00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:36,089
He's pure evil.
385
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,674
Wow.
386
00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:39,384
I'll show you wow.
387
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,636
Watch this secret video
388
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,636
that was intercepted
389
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,263
by my people
390
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,263
who intercept secret videos.
391
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:49,227
You were supposed
392
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:49,227
to bring me my applesauce
393
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:49,227
two minutes ago.
394
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,520
I'm sorry, Toddler.
395
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:53,106
Sorry don't make baby happy.
396
00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:58,236
Toddler, good news.
397
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,905
The radioactive zenite
398
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,905
is here.
399
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,699
Really? Whoo-hoo!
400
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:06,202
That means we can begin
401
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:06,202
phase two of my plan.
402
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,704
Will someone wipe my face?
403
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:08,829
No!
404
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,544
Dang.
405
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,544
That takes so much effort.
406
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:19,340
Have one of our scientists
407
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:19,340
build me a device to do that.
408
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,718
To do what, sir?
409
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,718
This.
410
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:28,475
You see that?
411
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,934
He's a maniac.
412
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,852
And there's more maniacs
413
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,852
like him,
414
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,314
all dangerous
415
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,314
to the good citizens
416
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,314
of Swellview.
417
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:37,400
Well, yeah, but we've
418
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:37,400
got you to stop them.
419
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,943
True.
420
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,279
But I'm not as young
421
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,279
as I used to be.
422
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,198
I'm almost 34.
423
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,078
I need help, and someday
424
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,748
someone's gonna have
425
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,748
to take over for me.
426
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:52,791
Like--
427
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:55,585
Like me?
428
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,836
What do you say, Henry?
429
00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,297
Do you want to be
430
00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,297
my sidekick?
431
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,510
How much does it pay?
432
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,510
$9 an hour.
433
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,136
Whoa!
434
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,136
I know, right?
435
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,354
Whoa!
436
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,354
Check this place out.
437
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,690
Hey, look at this thing.
438
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:20,735
Wow, a bucket of swords.
439
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,654
What are they doing here?
440
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,405
Friends of yours?
441
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,405
Uh-huh.
442
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,783
Jasper,
443
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,783
please don't embarrass me.
444
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,702
Excuse me, sir.
445
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,702
He's gonna do it.
446
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,620
Yes?
447
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:31,871
How much?
448
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:34,332
Each sword is $100.
449
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,917
No, no, no.
450
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,917
How much for the bucket?
451
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,045
The bucket?
452
00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:41,214
That's not a bucket.
453
00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:41,214
That's a barrel.
454
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,424
It's close enough to a bucket.
455
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:44,676
I collect buckets.
456
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,969
Don't say it.
457
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,969
I'm a bucketeer.
458
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,014
Well, they seem
459
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,014
like nice kids.
460
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,058
Yeah, their names are
461
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,058
Jasper and Charlotte.
462
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,476
I've known them ever since--
463
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,476
Get rid of 'em.
464
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,019
I'll get rid of them.
465
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,773
Wow, what a bucket.
466
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,609
Kid sure loves that bucket.
467
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,113
Hey.
468
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,113
Henry!
469
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,448
Did you get the job?
470
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:08,658
Yeah.
471
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:08,658
Cool.
472
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,034
Does that mean
473
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,036
I can get a discount
474
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,036
on this bucket?
475
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,788
Dude,
476
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,788
it's my first day here.
477
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,788
You--You guys gotta--
478
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,540
Excuse me,
479
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,540
mysterious foreign man,
480
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,043
do Henry's friends
481
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,043
get a discount here?
482
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,130
That plant
483
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,130
just shook its head.
484
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,507
Wow.
485
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:25,675
Would you get him
486
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:25,675
out of here?
487
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:26,843
How much for the plant?
488
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:31,097
The plant is not for sale.
489
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:31,097
Bye, guys.
490
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,140
Come on. I'll give you
491
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,140
seven bucks for it
492
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,601
and one Canadian loonie.
493
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,979
Ahhhhh!
494
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,979
It spit in my eye!
495
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:42,400
I told you Canadian money
496
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:42,400
upsets people.
497
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,485
You guys,
498
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,485
you've got to go now.
499
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:47,280
Wait, what about my bucket?
500
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,990
I want the pretty bucket!
501
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,826
I love that bucket!
502
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,494
Will you shut up
503
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,494
about that bucket?
504
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,792
Carry on.
505
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,715
I gotta wear this?
506
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,092
All good sidekicks
507
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,092
wear costumes.
508
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:12,597
Sorry, but this is bad.
509
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,515
I have more options.
510
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,729
Too sparkly.
511
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,652
Eh, it's a little Broadway.
512
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:31,198
Too tight.
513
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,242
Uh, way too tight.
514
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:39,248
Oh, man...
515
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:39,248
I ate a lot of fruit.
516
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,381
Hey, I like it.
517
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,133
I like it,
518
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,218
but it takes a lot of time
519
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,218
to put on.
520
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,597
And that's why you'll need
521
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,597
this special bubble gum.
522
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,977
Special?
523
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,977
Read the instructions.
524
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,940
"Chew gum, blow bubble,
525
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,940
fight crime."
526
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,066
Now.
527
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:09,988
What's this for?
528
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,365
It means we're engaged.
529
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,365
What?
530
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,617
No, I'm just kidding.
531
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,617
That's how I'll contact you.
532
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,285
Well, why can't you just
533
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,285
call me?
534
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,204
I melted your phone.
535
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,204
Right.
536
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,707
Now, listen closely.
537
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,750
That wristband flashes.
538
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,750
It flashes.
539
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,252
A triple flashing light
540
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,252
means emergency like,
541
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,380
"major sitch going down,
542
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,380
so get here fast."
543
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:28,840
Right.
544
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,675
A double flashing light
545
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,675
means it's just important.
546
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,426
And what is a single
547
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,426
flashing light mean?
548
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:35,013
Just to, you know,
549
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:35,013
shoot me a text whenever.
550
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:36,890
Got it.
551
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,808
Now, raise your right hand.
552
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,100
Spread your fingers.
553
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,227
Turn your head and cough.
554
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,645
What?
555
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,645
Joke.
556
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,356
Place your left hand
557
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,356
over your right lung
558
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,358
and repeat after me.
559
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,861
I, Henry Hart--
560
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,861
I, Henry Hart--
561
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,030
pledge to be
562
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,030
an awesome sidekick
563
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,030
to Captain Man--
564
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,240
pledge to be
565
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,240
an awesome sidekick
566
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,240
to Captain Man--
567
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,825
and to never ever, ever,
568
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,825
tell anyone
569
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,785
that I am Captain Man's
570
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,785
secret sidekick.
571
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,662
And to never ever
572
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,662
tell anyone
573
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,455
that I am Captain Man's
574
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,455
secret sidekick.
575
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,957
You left out one "ever."
576
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,957
Ever.
577
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,458
It is done.
578
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,336
Feels good.
579
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,336
Yeah.
580
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,464
Uh-oh.
581
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,300
What's up, Gooch?
582
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,510
Someone sabotaged the bridge
583
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:15,302
over the Jandy River.
584
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:16,846
The bridge is down?
585
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,097
Affirmative.
586
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,182
That means yes.
587
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,182
I got that.
588
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,308
Situation?
589
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,186
Cars in the water,
590
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,186
lives in danger.
591
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,605
Understood.
592
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,899
Phase two
593
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,899
of The Toddler's plan.
594
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,233
Let's ride.
595
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,151
Wha-- Ride where?
596
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,112
We've got people
597
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,112
in the Jandy River
598
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,112
that need saving.
599
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:34,072
Come on.
600
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,366
You mean we're going there
601
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,366
together, like, right now?
602
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,826
Yeah.
603
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,826
Get under your tube.
604
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,288
Ready?
605
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:43,748
For what?
606
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,626
Up the tube.
607
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,588
I don't know how to--
608
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,468
Whoosh!
609
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:59,221
Just tap your belt buckle.
610
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,224
Oh. Heh.
611
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:07,354
Up the tuuuuuuuube.
612
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,191
And we're going
613
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,191
to come back to that story
614
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,569
so we can take you live
615
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,569
to the Jandy Bridge,
616
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:16,572
which mysteriously collapsed
617
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:16,572
a little over an hour ago.
618
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,074
Jake, honey, come look.
619
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,325
The Jandy Bridge collapsed.
620
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:20,660
What?
621
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:24,080
Oh, no,
622
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:24,080
that was my favorite bridge.
623
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:26,666
We understand
624
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:26,666
there are several people
625
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:26,666
in cars in the water.
626
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,334
People are injured.
627
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,586
What happened?
628
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:31,838
They're not sure.
629
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:31,838
They think--
630
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,965
Mom, Dad, I hate my life,
631
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,965
and I'm not okay.
632
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:38,094
Not now, honey.
633
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:38,094
Daddy's favorite bridge
634
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:38,094
collapsed.
635
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:40,054
Who cares?
636
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,430
Your daddy cares.
637
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,642
But every time I try
638
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,642
to watch a video on my phone
639
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,770
it keeps freezing,
640
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,770
because our stupid
641
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,770
Wi-Fi signal
642
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,772
only gives me one bar
643
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,772
in my room.
644
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:53,067
Then just wait
645
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:53,067
until the video loads
646
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:53,067
before you watch it.
647
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,695
Oh, so we're living
648
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,695
like animals now?
649
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,447
Later.
650
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:00,282
I'll run away.
651
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,617
I'll do it.
652
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:09,208
Rescue workers were
653
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:09,208
unable to get their equipment
654
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:09,208
down the muddy embankment.
655
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,585
Luckily, Captain Man
656
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,585
arrived on the scene,
657
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,087
leapt into the water,
658
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,255
and saved the endangered
659
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,255
citizens from drowning.
660
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,717
And Ron, is it true
661
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,717
that for the first time
662
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,218
Captain Man
663
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,218
wasn't working alone?
664
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,804
That's correct.
665
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,804
It appears Captain Man
666
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,057
has teamed up
667
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,057
with a new sidekick,
668
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:26,684
who apparently goes
669
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:26,684
by the name Kid Danger.
670
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,020
Huh.
671
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,020
Huh.
672
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,938
Well, once again Swellview
673
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,938
owes a big thanks
674
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:34,525
to Captain Man
675
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:34,525
and, apparently, Kid Danger.
676
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,992
Hey, Henry,
677
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,992
did you get the job?
678
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:46,286
Yeah, just finished
679
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:46,286
my first day.
680
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,663
So how was work?
681
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:49,582
Uh, it was pretty...
682
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,752
interesting.
683
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,801
Next on Henry Danger...
684
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,846
Ray!
685
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,846
Ray, what's wrong?
686
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,973
We have a situation.
687
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,973
The Toddler?
688
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,474
Here comes the fun.
689
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:11,812
Kill everyone!
690
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:13,689
Monster babies?
691
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,024
That's right, Henry.
692
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,692
Unless we stop
693
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,692
The Toddler...
694
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,611
Tonight?
695
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,611
No, I can't do tonight.
696
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:19,904
What? What do you mean?
697
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,031
I got two responses.
698
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,031
To what?
699
00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:23,699
My birthday party
700
00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:23,699
invitation.
701
00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,826
Two guys said
702
00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,826
they might come.
703
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,914
Cool party.
704
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,083
Okay, you go
705
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,083
to Jasper's party,
706
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,626
I'll handle The Toddler
707
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,626
by myself.
708
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,002
We do have confirmation
709
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:37,504
that Captain Man
710
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:37,504
has been captured.
711
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,215
Captured? Dang it, Ray.
712
00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:43,803
This is my playroom,
713
00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:43,803
my toys, my rules.
714
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:47,014
You sick
715
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:47,014
underdeveloped maniac.
716
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:50,184
Ow!
717
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,145
Henry, you're late.
718
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:54,605
Well, sorry, but kinda
719
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:54,605
in the middle of something.
720
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,649
There's something
721
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,649
more important
722
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,649
than my birthday party?
723
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:57,984
Uh...
724
00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:00,027
Forty-eight hours from now
725
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:04,448
every baby in Swellview
726
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:04,448
will be a hideous monster.
727
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,450
Yeah, this is
728
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,450
pretty important.
729
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,189
Mmm...
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