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SLATER: Nereus to Mission Control, over.
SKLODOWSKA: Because look around!
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Does this look like the brain to you?
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No!
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Oh. I was gonna say yes.
We are clearly not in the brain.
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Look around. We are surrounded by--
ALL: Aah
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LANA: What the shit?
SLATER: What the hell?
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Ooh. Surrounded by muscle fiber.
GILLETTE: Sorry!
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Just think if I ever worked out.
LANA: Ahem.
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You done?
Hm? Oh.
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I was saying that look at all
that muscle fiber out there...
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...so we're not in the brain, so--
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So where are we? And follow-up:
Nereus to Mission Control.
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What is with the rubbing alcohol?
Uh, I'm making room for Tang.
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Nereus to.... What? What Tang?
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The Tang on which I've got dibs, so--
Why would there be Tang?
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Goofy Grape, then, whatever.
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Lefty Lemon? Lana, this is serious.
If our electrolytes get out of balance--
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Archer, we've only got 57 minutes
until the sub reverts back to normal size.
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Killing Dr. Kovacs.
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Permanently ending your checkered
careers as intelligence agents.
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We get it! So your electrolytes can wait.
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Well, you say that--
So tell us what to do.
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How can we help you find out
where we are?
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Ugh. For starters, he can quit
futzing around with the radio--
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HOLLY [OVER RADIO]:
This is Mission Control, over.
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You were saying?
Heh. Goosebumps.
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Really wish you'd quit dicking around.
I know.
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Mission Control, what is our 20?
Injection...botched.
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Krieger...asshole.
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Eww.
Shh!
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No! Ew.
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Say again, Control, what is our 20?
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It appears...Kovacs' left foot.
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His left foot?
Oh, well, that's good, right?
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How is that possibly good?
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Well, relative to Krieger's asshole.
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And to this. Seriously, where do you keep
the fruity drink powder?
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I'd even take Rootin' Tootin' Raspberry.
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How noble.
Well, no, I'd still bitch about it.
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And I think I've earned that right.
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MALORY:
What's wrong? Why aren't they moving?
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Who knows? Their radio's damaged.
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Maybe the propulsion system is too.
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Nereus, this is Mission Control--
Oh, for the-- They know who it is.
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If I were to make a list of things
I'm not in the mood for right now--
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[BABY CRYING]
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That would be second on said list.
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What, does she need to be fed?
Wants, maybe.
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I wouldn't say "need."
She's about to pop out of that onesie.
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She seems like a normal baby-weight.
Oh, yes...
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...and everyone deserves
a trophy just for showing up...
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...and everyone's Kickstarter has merit.
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[SCOFFS]
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SLATER: Okay, people, listen up.
ARCHER: We're bailing.
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What are you--? Archer, if you bail
on this mission, your career is over.
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Oh, eat several dicks, Slater.
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Your people shot us
in this guy's foot, not us.
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Well? Are we bailing or not?
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ARCHER: Yes.
SLATER: No!
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Oh, my God.
Seriously, shit or get off the pot.
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You know, on the farm it was actually a pot.
Like, it was literally a pot.
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I have absolutely no response to that.
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Because forgetting that Dr. Kovacs will die
if we don't laser that blood clot, how--?
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With the laser, we cut a hole
in his foot.
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Zrrp. And slide on out. Flrrp.
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[COUGHS]
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It's basically the old zrrp-and-flrrp.
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Archer, we're the size of a bacteria--
Bacterium.
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Thanks, Jill Nye.
Zerp.
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--so no one could see us.
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Until 48 minutes from now,
when the sub reverts back to normal.
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Killing not only Dr. Kovacs
but everybody else in the room.
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And we can reach the clot in time.
How?
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To get from his foot
to his brain would take--
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Literally one minute. Literally.
Sorry, I think you mean figur--
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That's how long it takes blood
to cycle through the body.
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Seriously?
Yeah, that doesn't sound right.
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Well, we could ask Wikipedia.
Good luck, I've got negative one bars.
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Or we could just ask me...
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...the woman who graduated
from Harvard Med School summa cum laude.
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With a minor in Spanish bragging.
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A, that was Latin.
He knows.
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And B, we just have to laser our way
into one of these veins here.
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Flrrp-- Wait, no. Zrrp.
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Blood flow will take us
into the inferior vena cava...
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...then up through the right atrium,
tricuspid valve, right ventricle...
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...pulmonic valve, pulmonary artery,
into the lungs, pulmonary veins...
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...left atrium, mitral valve, left ventricle,
aortic valve, aorta...
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...common carotid artery,
internal carotid artery...
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...then, ugh, I can find it from there.
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So if the blood flow will take us right
to the clot, what's the catch?
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The catch is that we'll be going
between three and four miles an hour.
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Big whoop.
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No? Nobody?
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Oh, shit.
If we're the size of a tiny germ....
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Yes, to us it will seem like--
Making the jump to hyperspace?
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If by "hyperspace" you're referring
to the film Star Wars...
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...and not bosonic string theory, then--
Shh!
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There's enough room in the world
for science and miracles.
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SLATER:
Okay, listen up.
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When we go into that vein,
we're gonna get hit with about 10 G's.
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Buckle up!
ARCHER: No.
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Just kidding. That's a lot of G's.
LANA: Oh!
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So suddenly you don't have a death wish?
Lana, I've never had a death wish.
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It's just that I don't believe
that I personally even can die.
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Wow.
Although I do believe in ghosts.
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Not sure if that's related or....
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Guess I better put these away
since they're tungsten and insanely sharp.
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Yeah. Should you even have those?
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I shouldn't even have yarn.
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Ah. And I should not have
volunteered for this.
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So I saw you coming on to Archer.
Look, I'm a sexual being.
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If that is shocking to you,
then so be it.
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It's not. I was just gonna tell you he's had
the clap so many times it's more like applause.
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ARCHER: What was that?
I said, ready on that laser?
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ARCHER: Duh.
SLATER: Then fire at...
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...will. Great.
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Okay, Gillette,
now just slip it in nice and easy.
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[ARCHER GROANS]
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I mean, what about "that's what she said"?
Can we at least do that?
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SKLODOWSKA:
Hush! Here we go, people!
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God, I will be glad when this is over.
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Yeah, and when it is, I think
you really should apologize to Lana.
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For what?
For being so racist about your hand.
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What? Racist?
Yeah, all that Driving Miss Daisy stuff...
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...and the Piggly Wiggly and the--
Oh, my God!
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I was mad because it's a robot hand,
not because it's black!
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SLATER:
Hang on!
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Oh. Because it seemed like--
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I gotta go tell her!
No, no, no!
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Ugh. Are you crippled again?
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[GROANING]
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Yep.
Well, cheer up, buddy.
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Maybe Krieger can get
you some black bionic legs.
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Just like Jesse Owens.
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Who may or may not have been a robot.
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Although I might be thinking
of the Jetsons' maid.
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Wait, was she black?
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SLATER
What do you mean, he's crippled?
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Ugh! Differently-abled, whatever.
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No, we can just go with crippled.
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SKLODOWSKA: Then who's steering the ship?
I am!
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[ALL GROANING]
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Now's the perfect time.
Not like you haven't dreamed about it.
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Just crash the sub and kill them, Cyril.
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SKLODOWSKA: Okay, Cyril?
Mm? Yes? Over?
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We're through the heart.
We need to get to the carotid artery...
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...so on my mark, turn hard to starboard.
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And refresh my memory, starboard is--
Mark!
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Now, on my mark, hard to port. Mark!
And that's--? Aah!
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SKLODOWSKA:
Okay, this is it.
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ARCHER:
Wow, guess it does just take a minute.
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MALORY: So they're in the brain now?
Well, we're assuming they are.
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Ugh!
We have to wait...
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...for them to tell us their location.
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The sub is too small to track
with our current technology.
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Maybe the CIA should do a Kickstarter.
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Can someone please get
that child some food?
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Oh, all right, she can have...
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...one cocktail onion.
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SKLODOWSKA: Okay,
there's the blood clot. Fascinating.
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ARCHER:
Ugh! People's bodies are so gross.
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Well, some people can't help it.
What--? Not you, Pam.
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I was talking about Ray.
Seriously, you're like filet o' man.
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You know--
COMPUTER: Time to deminiaturization:
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Forty minutes.
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So, hey, if you've got this--
I've always got everything.
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Then I'm gonna go check on Ray.
Oh, tell him.... No, never mind.
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No? You don't have a pun-based,
little zinger about walking or--?
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No, I'm actually kind of worried
he's gonna kill himself.
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SKLODOWSKA:
Laser turret, prepare for thrombolysis.
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Uh-- Is there a knob for that or--?
It means destruction of the thrombus.
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Uh--
The thrombus is the blood clot.
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Heh, oh. Duh!
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Yes. Obviously you got this.
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You have to be sure not to let
the laser detach the thrombus...
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...from the artery wall.
The last thing we want is an embolism.
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ARCHER: No shit, that's my third biggest fear.
LANA: That's an aneurysm.
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ARCHER: Okay, fourth biggest, whatever.
Archer, focus.
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We've got less than 40 minutes
to deminiaturization.
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Oh, shit. And even less than that
until we're out of oxygen.
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Wait, what?
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O2 consumption's about
12 percent higher than it should be.
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Twelve percent? That's like an entire....
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Extra person.
MICHAEL: A person called...
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Goddamn it, Michael!
...TV's Michael Gray.
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You ruined it.
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And, also, please let me out.
No!
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What's going on?
SLATER: Well, TV's Michael Gray is on board...
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...for some reason.
LANA: What?
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Mikey Mike!
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And where are you two going?
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Up there, to gawk at TV's Michael Gray.
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We're taking these razor-sharp
tungsten knitting needles with us.
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What about Ray?
He can't come, he's crippled.
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GILLETTE:
Lana!
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And also physically. What the--?
Whoa.
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Cyril, can you see where you're going
with your head up your ass?
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That wasn't me. We're not even moving.
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SKLODOWSKA:
It's leukocytes! White blood cells!
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They must think we're bacterium.
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Well, let's see how they like having
a laser beam blasted up...
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...whichever part of the leukocyte
is the asshole.
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Uh, Alex, I think my buzzer's broken.
SLATER: Goddamn it!
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The laser capacitors are damaged.
CHERYL: Is that bad?
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What do you think?
That you'd better watch your tone.
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Whoa.
I'm so sorry!
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And I accept your apology, but, honey,
I need to go see what's going on.
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It's God's wrath!
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For letting my self-loathing
about my ever-increasing bionics...
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...make you think I'm a racist.
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Well, I don't know about God's wrath, but--
Oh, but you will, Miss Unwed Mother.
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Okay.
Ow!
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One of those leukocyte things just blobbed
all over the windshield!
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Cyril, shut up. What are we doing?
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[MICHAEL COUGHS]
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MICHAEL: Suffocating.
Oh, sorry, Mikey Mike.
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No, no, no. Don't let him--
Ta-da!
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I think sometimes you oversell it, buddy.
Great, now we can all suffocate.
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Excuse me?
We only had enough oxygen for eight crew...
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...not nine, so thanks to TV's Michael Gray,
we're low on oxygen.
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What?
Why is he here?
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Damn it, it's bad enough
we're getting devoured by leukocytes.
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What do you want me to do, transform
into Captain Marvel and save the day?
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00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:38,614
I'd be happy if you could transform
into Jackson Bostwick.
227
00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:40,532
[ALL GASP]
228
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,825
Nice.
229
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:47,623
Sorry. I guess I had that coming, huh?
230
00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,458
Will you explain that to me later?
231
00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,043
I was gonna ask you to.
232
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,462
COMPUTER: Time to deminiaturization:
Okay, so we've got--
233
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,339
Thirty minutes.
Thanks.
234
00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,591
And since the laser's all jibbered up--
235
00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:00,302
Someone will just have to go out there
in scuba gear...
236
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:05,557
...and use this portable laser to destroy
the clot and fend off the attacking leukocytes.
237
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:10,396
And I guess that someone is me.
Us. I'm going with you.
238
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:14,191
Oh, my God, Michael, it's over.
Stop trying to impress me.
239
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,568
And also no offense, but you're tiny.
240
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,570
But somebody has to watch your back.
241
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:22,950
Well, that somebody's not gonna
be A.J.'s mother, so Slater.
242
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:27,871
Ha, ha! No way, you're just gonna frag me.
I totally was. Okay, so Pam.
243
00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,998
Yay!
244
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,626
Well, don't rub it in TV's Michael Gray's face.
245
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,211
Sorry.
246
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,672
Oh, **** you.
247
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:44,930
COMPUTER:
Time to deminiaturization: 15 minutes.
248
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:48,350
Because who takes 15 minutes
to put on a damn wetsuit?
249
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:51,562
Who has an entire submarine
with no damn talcum powder on board?
250
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:54,731
SKLODOWSKA: And, Archer, remember,
do not let the leukocytes touch you.
251
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,025
They're--
Macrophages. Yeah, got it.
252
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,277
What's that mean?
253
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,572
It means they'll slowly turn
your entire body inside out...
254
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:04,741
...and devour every single cell
you're made of.
255
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:08,328
Holy snacrophages.
Oh, I thought it was a type of wizard.
256
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:09,663
[KNOCKING ON GLASS]
257
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:14,084
Hey, you guys wanna take my needles?
What? No, why would we want those?
258
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,044
They're tungsten.
LANA: Move.
259
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:19,089
Archer, listen to me,
I know you think you're invincible.
260
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:21,049
Plus now I have a laser backpack.
261
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:24,511
But you're a father now--
With a laser backpack.
262
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,639
Shut up. And, please, be careful.
263
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,601
No. Heh. To both.
264
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,144
Woo-hoo!
265
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:35,230
Leukocytes!
266
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:36,815
HOLLY:
Thirteen minutes to go.
267
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:41,653
And just to reiterate, if your people fail--
We'll never work in espionage again.
268
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,031
Yes, you've made that perfectly clear.
269
00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:49,244
Maybe we can all live on the prize money
she wins as a competitive eater.
270
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,914
So how are they doing out there?
Ah.
271
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:55,459
About like you'd expect from Archer.
ARCHER: Whoo!
272
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:56,919
[LAUGHING]
273
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,254
Eat that, you stupid macrophage!
274
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,340
There's another one, nine o-clock!
275
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,760
Oh, my God, I could do this all day.
276
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,596
SLATER: Well, since we don't have all day--
Shut up.
277
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,097
Coming up on 12 minutes.
278
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,934
Will we have enough time
to reach the extraction point?
279
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:15,270
We should. From here via the optic nerve
should take 90 seconds...
280
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,439
...then another 60 to the tear duct.
281
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,609
So we even have time to make love.
282
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,612
What?
Sex. Inside my lover's own body.
283
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:27,074
It would be the ultimate cuckold.
Ugh! No!
284
00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:28,951
Lady, you've got problems.
285
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,870
Plus TV's Michael Gray
is staring right at us.
286
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,086
Okay, that was the last one for now.
287
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,380
Keep a lookout while I zrrp the clot.
288
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:45,175
SKLODOWSKA: And, remember, you have
to make sure it doesn't break free from the--
289
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:47,928
What was that?
290
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:53,183
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of me
thrombolyzing the shit out of that thrombus.
291
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,477
Well? Are you just gonna stand there
and gloat?
292
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,312
ARCHER:
Technically, Lana, I'm floating.
293
00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:01,441
It's basically the old float-and-gloat.
SLATER: Get back to the ship, you asshole!
294
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,986
ARCHER:
Okay, but only because I choose to.
295
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,196
PAM: Archer, look out!
What--?
296
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:11,243
And also because it seems
like the prudent course of action.
297
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,413
COMPUTER:
Time to deminiaturization: 10 minutes.
298
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,416
Damn it! Okay, get ready for the extraction.
299
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,752
Get ready how? We don't know
if the sub is in his tear duct yet.
300
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,462
So go get an eyedropper.
301
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,299
For the next 10 minutes,
just eyedropper out his tears...
302
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:26,925
...and move them into the hangar.
303
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,720
Scoop out his whole damn eyeball
if you have to.
304
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:33,390
Oh, no, no, no.
We wouldn't do that, would we?
305
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:36,935
No, that's a meanie-bo-beanie. Yeah.
306
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,688
Okay, door's closed. Hit it!
307
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,899
All right, we're in. Purging air--
SKLODOWSKA: No, no, no!
308
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,818
Um-- Sorry, what was that?
309
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:49,781
The ship cannot move
while the airlock is purging.
310
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,366
Oh. Uh--
311
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:54,578
Kind of seems like a design flaw.
We could start drinking it.
312
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:58,040
SLATER: That would save like two seconds.
Well, plus I'm pretty thirsty.
313
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,709
Pam, it's blood.
I'm pretty thirsty.
314
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:03,837
COMPUTER:
Time to deminiaturization: eight minutes.
315
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:08,008
Okay, Cyril. You have to be ready to go
the second that the airlock is clear.
316
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,593
Clear?
Yes!
317
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:10,886
Yes?
Ugh.
318
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,805
Yeah, what could possibly go wrong?
319
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:17,643
Okay, this eyedropper's full.
Here! Go! Move!
320
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,896
Damn it, give me another eyedropper!
COMPUTER: Time to deminiaturization:
321
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,898
Seven minutes.
322
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,816
Six minutes.
323
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,235
Five minutes.
324
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,404
Four minutes.
Aah!
325
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,783
Three minutes to deminiaturization.
326
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,077
Airlock purged.
327
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,371
What are we doing?
Go, go, go!
328
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,914
Aah!
329
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,417
Eyedropper!
330
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:45,837
Okay, Cyril, here comes the optic nerve.
Now hard to starboard.
331
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,924
Hard to starboard!
Ooh!
332
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,760
COMPUTER: Two minutes.
Exciting, huh?
333
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:55,097
Yeah. Shut up!
Unh!
334
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,182
Oh, right.
335
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,643
There's the tear duct. Hard to port!
336
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,270
CYRIL:
Hard to port!
337
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,773
Eyedropper!
COMPUTER: One minute.
338
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,693
Holy shit, we're gonna make it.
339
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:11,488
Wait, are we gonna make it?
Or are we just too broken?
340
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:14,950
Ugh, Michael.
ARCHER: Seriously.
341
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,411
Look, look, there's a bright light!
SKLODOWSKA: Yes!
342
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,414
We're approaching the eyeball!
COMPUTER: Thirty seconds.
343
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,873
Eyedropper!
344
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,126
So, yeah, we shower it up and then...
345
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:27,129
...wherever the town is,
we go find a Sizzler or whatever...
346
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:31,299
...me, Lana, you, and TV's Michael Gray,
double date, and then, flrrp.
347
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,802
Get shitty on rib eyes and Scotch.
348
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:36,096
Okay.
COMPUTER: Ten seconds.
349
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,640
Nine, eight, seven...
350
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,016
Oh, that's it.
...six...
351
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:45,230
Go, go, go! Get out of here!
...five, four, three, two, one.
352
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,149
Begin deminiaturization--
353
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,817
[ALL SCREAMING]
354
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:00,704
Huh.
355
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,082
Guess we didn't make it.
356
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,544
But so is there a steakhouse around?
357
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:09,796
Oh, and do they have flowerpot bread?
358
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,342
All right, so, now, listen--
359
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:19,014
No, no, no. I will not listen
because you no longer exist in my world.
360
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,891
So take this unlucky baby...
361
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:24,478
...while I focus on the two positive aspects
of this debacle.
362
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,688
First, that you will no longer be a stain...
363
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,483
...on the escutcheon
of the clandestine services and--
364
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:32,444
No, please. You can't blacklist us.
This is all I've ever known, it's--
365
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:37,032
Shh! Shh. The second positive is that,
even though Dr. Kovacs is dead...
366
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:41,244
...his miniaturization process lives on
in the memory banks of the supercomputer.
367
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:43,205
[KRIEGER GRUNTING]
368
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:57,511
Whoo! Shrinky-Dink that!
369
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,262
Krieger out.
370
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,641
Which...
371
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:06,895
...Dr. Kovacs conceived
and built the magnum opus...
372
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:10,816
...of what was surely the greatest mind
of his generation.
373
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:16,947
And so you work your whole life
for something, for a cause...
374
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,407
...and in the end
what do you have to show for it?
375
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:25,455
No parade, no statue, no medal of freedom,
no songs of heroic deeds.
376
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:28,375
Just an ulcer and you, dear.
377
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:32,212
Who I honestly think just gave me a hernia.
378
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,465
[HORN HONKING]
379
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:45,684
Well, if you fed her, like you said you did,
why is she still hungry?
380
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,770
Who knows with her? A tapeworm?
381
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:52,649
And after that disaster,
you'd all better get used to being hungry.
382
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:56,278
At least until I can find a way
to get us back in with the CIA.
383
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,446
Why bother?
Excuse me?
384
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,616
Well, look, I can't speak for Archer--
And yet--
385
00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:05,662
But I don't want to risk my life on shady
missions for those assholes at the CIA.
386
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:08,290
I have a child to raise.
So do I.
387
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,876
Well, not--
And besides, they obviously set us up.
388
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,169
They want us to fail.
Why would they--?
389
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:17,632
Why would you wanna work for
those Ivy League white-shoe DC pricks?
390
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,427
ALL: Yeah.
That's not who we are.
391
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:23,638
We're the outsiders,
the scrappy underdogs.
392
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,265
Yeah.
Yes, we are.
393
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:28,977
We're Delta House, The Dirty Dozen,
the Rebel Alliance.
394
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,771
The Commitments.
Yeah!
395
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,149
We're the Bad News Fricking Bears...
396
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:39,029
...and our Lupus is an openly gay cyborg
dying of sepsis in a wheelbarrow.
397
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,156
[ALL CHEERING]
398
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,700
KRIEGER:
He's actually dying though.
399
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:48,997
So why would you want to go back
to being the CIA's-- Sorry, but, bitch?
400
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:52,626
Because, you pea-wit,
what are we going to do for money?
401
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,502
Well...
402
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,881
...I actually have some thoughts on that.
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