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[ orchestral music plays ]
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[ announcer speaks ]
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[ arrows whizzing ]
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"Grandma, what big ears
you have."
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"B-b-better to hear
you with, my dear."
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"And what big elbows
you have."
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"The better to nudge
you with, my dear."
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And, Grandma, what big
thighs you have.
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Uh-oh. Better get out
my workout tape.
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As you might have guessed,
today's ALF Tale
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is the classic epic
"Moby Dick."
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[ laughs ]
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Just wanted to see if
you were paying attention.
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Actually, today's ALF Tale
is really the symbolic
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and whimsical
"Little Red Riding Hood."
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It has laughter.
It has pathos.
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And for the media
connoisseurs,
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it even has
special effects.
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- [ zaps ]
- [ yells ]
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So grab your granny,
basket of goodies,
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and your local huntsman
and enjoy,
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because we went way
over budget on this one.
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[ all murmuring ]
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Hello.
Little Red Riding Hood
Delivery Service.
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We'll deliver your package.
Have no fear.
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And if you don't believe me,
stick it in your ear.
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Whoa!
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There and back in three minutes
and 22 seconds--
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a Little Red
Riding Hood record.
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But, Red, you forgot
to deliver the package.
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What do you want,
perfection?
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D-d-do you
deliver packages?
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No, we deliver
packages.
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Thank goodness.
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There's an
old lady scientist
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working on a secret project
for the government.
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Her code name
is Grandma.
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Aren't secret agents
supposed to have numbers?
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I don't know, but if she doesn't
get this package immediately,
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it could mean the end
of the world as we know it.
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No cable television?
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No Janitor In A Drum?
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No insider trading?
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That is serious.
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Well, we can do it,
but it won't be cheap.
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[ coughs ]
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It's a deal.
One more thing:
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before you give her
the package,
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she's got to give you
the secret code.
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A secret code.
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What an original
plot twist.
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First you say,
"Grandma, what
big eyes you have."
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Then she's got to answer--
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"The better to see you
with, my dear."
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Lucky guess.
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Then say,
"And, Grandma,
what big ears you have."
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Then she'll answer--
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"The better to hear
you with, my dear."
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Hmm.
I think I detect
a pattern emerging.
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Then say,
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"Grandma, what big
teeth you have."
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- And then she'll say--
- "The better to eat you
with, my dear."
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Wrong!
What do you think she is,
a wolf or something?
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I thought
I was on a roll.
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She'll say,
"That's because I put in
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my sister's false teeth."
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Remember,
the world as we know it!
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Hey, it's just a package.
Don't drop dead over it.
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[ cries out ]
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[ screams ]
He's dead!
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No, he's not.
Here at "ALF Tales,"
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we're proud
of our long record
of non violent entertainment.
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- [ knife pops ]
- See? It's a trick knife.
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Hey, it's a trick
cartoon knife.
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Okay, Rick,
you can get up now.
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H-h-hi, everybody.
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How'd I do, Gordon?
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Great, Rick.
You're one heck of a corpse.
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And now back to
"Little Red Riding Hood."
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Ahhh!
He's dead!
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Well, gotta run.
Got tickets for
the play-offs.
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Red, I am sick and tired
of your screwing up.
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Get this package to Grandma
or you're through.
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I'll make it easy on you.
I'm through.
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You could always go back
to your old job.
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What, and trade in
this nifty red Windbreaker
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for the drab green smock
of a brain surgeon?
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No way.
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One more thing.
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Beware of the...
w-aaah.
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Beware the "waah"?
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Did he say beware
of the "waah"?
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No problem. I'll watch out
for the waah.
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Vroom. Vroom!
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It's a beautiful day
in this neighborhood.
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And then you take
the liver--
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New from MelMo,
the Cat-O-Matic--
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...a beautiful day
in this neighborhood.
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When this idiot tells me
where Grandma is,
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I'll steal
her invention
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and the world
will be mine!
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By the way,
my dear,
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did I tell you how lovely
you look in mink?
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Oh, you are a mink.
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[ siren blares ]
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[ cries out ]
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Whoa!
Ooh!
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[ Southern accent ]
Where's the fire?
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Uh, Grandma's house--
Geritol Village,
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condo 109, unit 3A,
apartment 206.
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I probably shouldn't have
told him that, but, hey,
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if I kept it a secret,
there'd be no Act II.
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That'll be 85 bucks.
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How about
a sizeable bribe?
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That's the idea.
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I'll also
be needing this.
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Now, relax.
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Stop and smell
the roses.
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[ tires screech ]
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Ha! Some speed trap.
Fooled him!
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Grandma:
A little twist here,
a little twist there,
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Whiskers, we're ready to test
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my greatest invention ever--
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a miniaturization
machine!
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Yeah, right.
Like an old lady
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could really invent
a miniaturization machine.
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Who are you
calling old, fleabag?
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[ chuckles ]
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Uh, I take that back.
You're not getting older;
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you're getting better.
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Now make me big again.
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No can do, not until
the messenger gets here
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- with the enlargement part.
- [ doorbell dings ]
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Wolf:
♪ Little Red Riding Hood.
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How can I be sure?
Let's see some ID.
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Okay, Granny,
hand over the machine.
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Not by the hair
on your chinny-chin-chin.
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Sorry.
Wrong story.
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Hyah!
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[ martial arts yells ]
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Uh-oh.
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I hope he doesn't have
morning mouth.
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Oh, you're back.
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Let me show you
what I've been up to
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during intermission.
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Following that nice
officer's instructions,
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I stopped
to smell the roses...
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until I discovered
I was allergic to roses.
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Then I stopped to smell
the hoses.
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Finally, I stopped
to smell the toeses.
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But she was
allergic to me.
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- [ beeps ]
- That's my beeper.
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The office must be
looking for me.
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- Hi, what's up?
- Red, where are you?
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[ pants ]
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Um, I'm at the corner
of Collins Avenue and 20th
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just a couple of blocks
from Grandma's.
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If you don't make that
delivery in 10 minutes,
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the boss says
you're fired.
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You got it!
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By the way,
I'm kind of thirsty.
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Mind if I reach into
your half of the screen
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for some cream soda?
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Whoa!
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Oof!
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Thanks, Joe.
Great stunt.
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[ playing classical music ]
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What ho!
A little culture
for the kiddies.
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- [ doorbell dings ]
- Who is--
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[ falsetto ]
Who is it?
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Little Red
Riding Hood Express.
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We have a package
for you.
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Come in!
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And now,
ladies and gentlemen,
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our unique
interpretation
of that classic scene
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from this timeless tale.
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[ thinking ]
This is one funky-
looking grandma.
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But I make it a policy
never to judge people
by their appearances.
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Now, before you can sign
for this package,
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I just have to ask
you a few questions.
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Shoot.
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Ahem.
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Grandma, why is this
night different from
all other nights?
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Huh?
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Sorry, sorry.
Now I remember.
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Grandma,
what big eyes you have.
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The better to see you
with, my dear.
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And, Grandma,
what big ears you have.
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The better to
hear you with, my dear.
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So far, so good.
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And, Grandma,
what big teeth you have.
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The better to eat
you with, my dear.
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Right after
I miniaturize you.
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Hmm.
Not quite the answer
I was looking for.
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Maybe this is
what the guy meant
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by "beware of the w-aah."
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Sorry, Granny,
no delivery.
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Now, what's this
miniaturization business?
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Grandma, what really
big teeth you have.
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Hey, don't you know that
two out of three dentists
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recommend brushing
and flossing after every meal?
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Me and my big mouth.
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I bet that wolf
swallowed Granny too.
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Organ, please.
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Have you seen an old lady
drenched in saliva
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and about, oh,
two inches tall?
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Top floor. Optic nerve,
ear canal and the brain.
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Just think-- entertainment
and a biology lesson.
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Who says cartoons
aren't educational?
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Sorry.
We got the hiccups.
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[ Wolf's voice thinking ]
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At least he's got
his priorities in order.
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Wait.
Allow me.
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Fourth floor.
North stomach,
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pancreas,
Isles of Langerhans.
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Red:
North stomach,
Isles of Langerhans.
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Whoa!
Gastric babes!
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Where's my 35 SPF lotion?
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Hmm.
The sun must have
been behind a cloud.
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[ gulps ]
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Cowabunga!
A tidal wave!
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Whoa!
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Flu bug?
What swine!
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Where am I?
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You're in the stomach.
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This is where
the red blood cells
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pick up food
for the rest of the body.
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Enough with
the educational spiel.
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- What's on the menu?
- Funny you should ask.
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You don't want to eat me.
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I'm the most tasteless
guy I know.
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You must be Grandma.
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You must be
Little Red Riding Hood.
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[ French accent ]
And you two
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are the soup
of the day.
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Boys.
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[ Red yells ]
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Anyone got
some antacid pills?
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Hope you're serving salad.
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If I'm gonna be eaten,
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I'd like to at least be part
of a balanced meal.
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Hey, sonny,
forget the cooking tips.
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We got to get
out of here.
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It's time for the old
last-request trick.
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Overused, but, hey,
what else do you do
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when you're about to be
slimed by stomach acids?
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Hey, Chef,
those red blood cells
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looked a little anemic.
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How about a few jokes
to liven things up?
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I suppose
that could be arranged.
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Pickup for Spleen.
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00:14:57,722 --> 00:15:00,595
Before we get
to our main course-- me,
253
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:03,380
how about a few
lunchtime laughs?
254
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:06,427
So, anybody here
going to the lungs?
255
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,647
One thing about those lungs--
256
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:11,214
they're full of hot air.
257
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:14,870
[ grumbling ]
258
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:19,092
[ stomach grumbling ]
259
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:22,095
Hmm, my stomach's
grumbling.
260
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:24,532
And how about those cells
in the bladder?
261
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,534
Don't they
have a lot of gall?
262
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,840
[ grumbling, muttering ]
263
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,451
[ booing, jeering ]
264
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:34,846
Hey, watch it!
265
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,025
I guess someone I ate
266
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:41,201
didn't agree with me.
267
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,420
That's what you get
for eating ethnic.
268
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,032
Ouch!
269
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,253
Hello, Operator?
270
00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:53,735
Please send a doctor
to Geritol Village,
271
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:56,868
condo 109, unit 3A,
272
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:59,480
apartment 206.
273
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:00,916
[ groans ]
274
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:03,875
Food fight!
275
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,626
What's going on?
276
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:17,672
The Wolf's gonna belch!
277
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:22,677
Come on, Granny,
let's beat it before
this baby blows!
278
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:28,683
Run for your lives!
279
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:36,821
[ belches ]
280
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,696
Next time I will beware
of the waah.
281
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,873
Whoa!
282
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:47,267
Oof!
283
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,008
Feeling better now?
284
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,400
[ falsetto ]
A little.
285
00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:53,055
Well, let's take a peek inside
just to make sure.
286
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:55,753
Now stick out that tongue
287
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,277
and say "ah."
288
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,018
Ah!
289
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,767
Well, here's your package.
Sign here.
290
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,031
[ grunts ]
291
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,511
I'll take your word
for it.
292
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,296
Everything
looks fine to me.
293
00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:19,038
Say, you're kinda cute.
294
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,952
And I'm
a lonely widower.
295
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:22,737
Are you seeing anyone?
296
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:25,044
Not at the moment.
297
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,915
We've got to
install this part
298
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,960
in my miniaturization
machine
299
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:31,093
or we'll be
lima bean-sized forever.
300
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,574
Help me get this box
to the workbench.
301
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,230
[ grunts ]
302
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:44,237
Ah, ah, ah.
No getting out of bed
303
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,282
without Dr. Huntsman's
permission.
304
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:48,328
Couldn't you have made
all our lives easier
305
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:49,851
and invented
a garlic press?
306
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,899
You know, I've always
believed in large families.
307
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,901
How old are you, anyway?
308
00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:00,644
It is a small world
after all.
309
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:03,908
Move it, sonny,
and watch out for
that dust bunny.
310
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:09,740
You know what would help?
A nice cup of tea.
311
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,265
Ow!
312
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:15,442
They weren't
kidding when they said
special effects.
313
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:16,660
Oof!
314
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,012
What's this?
315
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:23,711
Now you just relax,
sweetheart.
316
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:29,151
[ growls, normal voice ]
I'm out of here!
317
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:32,546
Although Mother always
wanted me to marry a doctor.
318
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,507
[ Grandmother grunts ]
319
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:42,425
Fee fi fo fum,
320
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:45,820
I see Grandma
and that delivery bum.
321
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:48,692
Hey, we did "Jack and the
Beanstalk" last season.
322
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,000
I'll never squish
a bug again.
323
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,308
I thought I told you
to stay in bed.
324
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:58,789
[ falsetto ]
I was just trying to kill
a couple of household pests.
325
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:02,358
Just one more turn.
326
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:07,146
- [ part clicking ]
- [ both grunt ]
327
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,766
Ooh, I like a woman
with spunk.
328
00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:21,508
This may seem awfully sudden,
sweet cheeks,
329
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,423
but I'm a man who knows
what he wants...
330
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:25,294
and gets it.
331
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:27,470
[ normal voice ]
Look, Doc,
332
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:29,342
I got a confession
to make.
333
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,039
I'm not an old lady.
334
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:33,694
To me, age is
just a state of mind.
335
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:35,826
Wolf:
I'm not even a lady!
336
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:37,959
Huntsman:
Your past is
of no concern to me.
337
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:42,137
Don't you get it?!
I'm a wolf!
338
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,356
Nobody's perfect.
339
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:47,098
Go, Granny, go!
340
00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:54,802
Say, you're kind of cute
and I'm a lonely rodent.
341
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:57,718
- Seeing anyone?
- [ exasperated yelling ]
342
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:08,424
I'm big, I'm bad,
and I'm back.
343
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:12,036
Rhonda:
Congratulations, Red.
344
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,125
You did one
heck of a job today.
345
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:16,780
Well, you know the Little Red
Riding Hood motto.
346
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:19,653
"A wolf a day
keeps the doctor away."
347
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:26,834
Please,
you've got to deliver
this package immediately
348
00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:29,445
or it could mean
the end of the world
as we know it.
349
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:31,230
End of the world, huh?
350
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,537
- [ punch thuds ]
- Whoa-oa!
351
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:38,933
I can only save the world
once an episode.
352
00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:44,939
- ♪ Gordon, send us...
- ♪ Oh, send us...
353
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:49,726
♪ Into outer space
354
00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:53,164
♪ 'Cause there ain't
nobody like you ♪
355
00:20:55,297 --> 00:21:00,607
♪ In the Melmacian race
356
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:03,740
♪ Teach us, Gordon
357
00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:06,177
♪ Make us twitch.
358
00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:10,443
Hah!
I kill me!
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