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[ orchestral music plays ]
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[ announcer speaks ]
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[ arrows whizzing ]
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Hi.
I'm Gordon Shumway.
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And we'll be right back
with "Another Cornball
Skit to Grow On."
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I'm not sure
we should
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be skateboarding
today, Weasel.
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Why not, Moonboots?
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For one thing, we've got
no protective gear,
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like helmets or kneepads.
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Also, there is
so much traffic.
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Oh, don't be
a total dweeb,
Moonboots.
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Oh, what
peer pressure!
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I guess I'll have to
just say yes!
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Cool.
I know this excellent
place to skate nearby.
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The on-ramp of
the San Burrito Freeway.
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[ horn honking,
tires screeching ]
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[ loud crashes ]
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Moonboots and Weasel
learned the hard way--
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at the bottom
of a 12-car pileup.
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If you want to see them,
visiting hours are from
2:00 to 4:00.
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Remember, don't
skateboard in traffic
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and always wear
protective gear.
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Or if you're a klutz,
stick to Pac-Man.
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This has been
Gordon Shumway
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with "Another Cornball
Skit to Grow On."
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[ loud crash ]
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Speaking of cornball,
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you all know the one
about Goldilocks,
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who just couldn't set foot
into anyone's home
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without totally
trashing it?
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Today's ALF Tale stars me
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in a poignant
and contemporary version
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of that repetitive,
overrated bedtime story--
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"Goldilocks
and the Three Bears."
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Nice highlights,
Lorenzo.
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Once upon a time
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in the affluent
beach community of Malizoo,
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there lived
a happening blond dude
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with dreadlocks
named "Goldilocks."
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Goldilocks
and his buds,
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Rick the Dude
and Skip the Other Dude,
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were excellent
skateboarders.
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All three:
Excellent!
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[ siren blaring ]
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All three:
Bogus.
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Here are your
citations.
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Mayor Bear has banned
skateboarding
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within the Malizoo
city limits.
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[ all three
complain ]
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And here are your citations
for partying.
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Both:
Partying?
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We weren't partying.
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Mayor Bear has banned partying
within the city limits.
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And any gathering
of two or more teenagers
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constitutes a party.
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But we were on our way
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to our lowly,
insignificant jobs.
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That keep us out of trouble
and off the street.
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A-a-and teach us the meaning
of responsibility
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and responsibility
of meaning.
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And here are your
citations for loitering!
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And here are your citations
for littering.
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That will be 10,000
smackers each
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plus dinner for two
at the Velcro Turtle.
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I heard somewhere that
these guys take bribes.
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What if we tempted you
with a little something?
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Like what?
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Like a half-a-pound
of this fresh Nova Scotia
smoked salmon.
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They don't call me
"Goldi-Lox" for nothing.
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No dice, but if you
hand over
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all of your
worldly possessions,
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I suppose we could
look the other way.
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Hey, dudes,
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aren't you
forgetting something?
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Authentic tears.
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No easy feat,
crying on cue.
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In another part of Malizoo
lived the Bear family.
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- Mayor Bear, a mayor.
- Call me Papa.
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How am I doin'?
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And Mrs. Bear,
a film director.
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Action!
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Call me Mama.
Cut!
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And Baby Bear,
a spoiled brat.
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Mama, Papa,
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I need a year's supply
of new toys on the double!
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Mama:
No problem, Baby.
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Papa:
Anything you want.
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Gordon:
And let's not forget
the Bear family's
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beloved canine Studs.
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[ growls ]
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One day, the phone rang.
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Enough of the long-winded
narration.
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Let the story unfold.
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Oh, Mama.
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That was my task force
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on the second-homeless.
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They want to send us
to Deer Tick Valley
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on a fact-finding mission.
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But we can't leave
our lavish estate
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and all our
special things.
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Not to mention
our beloved canine
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Studs.
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[ growling ]
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We'll have to find
a house sitter.
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You are the most trusted house
sitter in Malizoo.
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We need someone
who truly cares
about our place.
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I care, Bears.
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You see, in addition
to the "bear" necessities,
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we have many special things
in our lavish home.
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Papa:
Our priceless,
one-of-a-kind,
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irreplaceable
porridge sculpture
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signed by Vincent
Van Porridge himself.
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Mama:
Papa's custom-made,
therapeutic
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La-Z-Boy recliner
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fashioned out
of genuine Naugahydes
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for head-to-toe comfort.
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Papa:
Mama's personalized,
imported,
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genuine canvas
director's chair.
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Mama:
And Baby's very own
beanbag chair
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molded out of genuine vinyl
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for hours
of playtime pleasure.
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You can trust me
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with these very special
possessions.
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Mama:
And this is our
beloved canine Studs.
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Make sure you walk him,
feed him,
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burp him, and water him
three times a day.
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Rhonda: You can trust me
with this very special
family pet.
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[ growls ]
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And here in the bedroom,
we have our Magik Fingers
vibrating beds.
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I made them
with my "bear" hands.
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You can trust me
with these very special
vibrating beds.
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"Bear" in mind,
whatever you do,
don't sleep in them.
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[ objects shatter ]
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You'll find your bed,
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a smelly, stained,
rollaway mattress,
in the dog house.
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And now we must
be off or we'll "bear-ly"
make our flight.
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[ chuckles ]
These sick puns
are more than I can bear.
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- [ rings ]
- Bear residence.
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Yes, this is Rhonda,
house sitter to the stars.
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Oh, hi, Liz.
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Philip and I are off
on a fact-finding mission
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and we wondered
if you were available
to house-sit the palace.
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Well, I'm sort
of occupied.
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Di will
take you shopping.
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You can trust me with
your very special palace.
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I'll catch
the next Concord.
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I've got to find
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someone to care
for the Bears' lavish home
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in my absence.
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[ rings ]
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House-sit for the Bears?
I don't know.
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You'll be my girlfriend
if I do a good job?
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You got it!
Excellent!
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I hope I don't live
to regret this.
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[ growls ]
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♪ Give me some porridge
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♪ But temper it right...
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- [ Studs neeping ]
- ♪ Not hot, not cold
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♪ I like it just right
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♪ Well, give me a chair
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♪ Of moderate height
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♪ Not big, not small
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♪ Well, I like it
just right... ♪
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- [ bones crackle ]
- ♪ Well, give me a bed
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♪ An orthapedic'd
be nice ♪
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♪ Not hard, not soft
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♪ I like it just right
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♪ Not hard, not soft...
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S-s-sounds like
a hearty party.
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- Excellent.
- Uh-oh.
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- ♪ I like it just--
- Nobody's home!
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O-o-open up.
It's your lowlife amigos.
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Yo, dudes!
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You're looking rad
and bad...
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and cool and hot!
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What happened to the teen
slang of yesteryear?
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Excellent pad, dude.
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C-c-cool.
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- Poochie wanna play?
- [ neeping ]
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Catch, Moondoggie.
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No, not the priceless,
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irreplaceable, one-of-a-kind
porridge sculpture!
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Yow!
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Yeowch!
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Defective craftsmanship.
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All three:
Whoa!
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Sorry, dude.
You think the mayor
will notice?
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Not as much
as the prop guys.
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Here, Studs!
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Good doggie!
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Yo, Studs!
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Come to Uncle Goldie!
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Hey, watch the hair.
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This do wasn't cheap.
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Yeowch!
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Bad dog.
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Whoa!
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Yeah!
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Whoa!
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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I don't know.
What are you thinking?
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About opening a raging
waterslide and skate park
in the backyard.
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Sorry, I was thinking
about curing this acne.
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Goldilocks!
Goldilocks!
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Goldilocks, wake up.
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We had a simultaneous
brainstorm.
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I know, I know.
I read the script--
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turn this place into
a happening amusement park,
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charge admission,
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and with the megabucks
we earn,
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we could buy
top-of-the-line
skateboards.
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Now all we need
is a paying public.
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[ crowd chattering,
music playing ]
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Goldilocks:
Check out that Studs.
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He has a promising future
as a party mammal.
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Hey, that's Baby Bear's
imported beanbag chair!
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This is not a good omen.
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[ thudding,
glass shattering ]
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Rhonda's gonna kill me.
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Hey, everybody,
wet bikini contest
in the pool!
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Better check the bedrooms.
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[ laughing ]
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Surf's up!
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Phew.
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I need a little hiatus.
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Magik Fingers,
do your thing.
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[ machinery whirrs ]
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Party down!
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Skating!
Waterslides!
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Teen fun.
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Just when life was
innocent and carefree.
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Let's see
your party permit.
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Um, yeah.
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Goldilocks has it.
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He'd better.
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Hmm.
These kids must be rich.
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I smell a nice,
fat bribe.
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[ phone rings ]
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Whoa, w-what is it?
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Rhonda?!
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Uh, yeah.
Everything's excellent.
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Uh, the priceless,
irreplaceable,
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one-of-a-kind
porridge sculpture?
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Oh, it's safe and sound.
Chill out, babe.
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Everything's cool.
I'll catch you later.
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Now, where is that
party mammal?
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[ cheering, clamoring ]
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I want that porridge
sculpture now.
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Have it back on the mantel
in two minutes
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or I'll electrify
your favorite hydrant.
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[ neeps ]
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Sergeant Sloop.
I didn't know you were here.
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Section 12-5,
Paragraph 2.
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00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,606
It is against the law
not to know,
256
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,347
not to mention partying
and skateboarding
257
00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:05,088
and littering
and loitering.
258
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:08,352
We're dead meat
if you don't bribe Sloop
to tear up those tickets.
259
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,878
[ girls giggling ]
260
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:20,887
Now, about that bribe--
ahem, little gift.
261
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,932
[ stammers ]
Well, um...
262
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:25,108
Don't give him
our half of the money
263
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:27,023
or we'll never
get our skateboards.
264
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:30,157
Okay, I'll stash the bucks
in the fridge.
265
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,116
Gee, uh, we don't seem
to have any money,
266
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,597
but you can have
anything else you want.
267
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,643
- Anything?
- Anything.
268
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:44,693
[ air brakes hiss ]
269
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,665
Sloop:
What the heck is that?
270
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,885
You call that art?
271
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,931
You can call it art.
You can call it Fred.
272
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,497
You can call it
whatever you want.
273
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:08,151
Okay, I'll take it.
274
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,808
Help, we've been robbed!
275
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,158
- Call the cops!
- Yeah, do that.
276
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,987
When you got some more
little "gifts" for me.
277
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:19,554
[ cackles ]
278
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,861
[ rings ]
279
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:24,211
Hello?
Rhonda?!
280
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:27,083
What?
You're coming back early?!
281
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:29,956
Eech.
282
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,444
Wait, I'll give you money!
283
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,011
Stock options!
Junk bonds!
284
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:43,665
Anything!
285
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:46,973
So the Bears' house
is a disaster zone.
286
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:49,323
The furniture's on its way
to the flea market
287
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:51,847
and Rhonda's on her way back
as I speak!
288
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:57,766
Furniture?!
You got paid off
in furniture?!
289
00:14:57,809 --> 00:15:00,900
It's not lawn furniture
like the last time, boss.
290
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:03,511
This is quality stuff.
291
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:07,384
You're gonna love
the Plexiglas coffee table.
292
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:09,647
What do I know
from Plexiglas?!
293
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:12,041
I want cold, hard cash!
294
00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:13,913
[ tires screech ]
295
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:19,309
Hold everything.
I want that furniture back!
296
00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:22,051
Eh, what furniture, son?
297
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,487
I'll pay.
298
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:31,060
I hate those
"Hairy" Krishnas.
299
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:34,107
P.A:
Flight 505
from Deer Tick Valley
300
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:37,110
is arriving at gate 11
in 10 minutes.
301
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,982
Or is it gate 10
in 11 minutes?
302
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:43,594
Hey, don't ask me.
I'm no rocket scientist, okay?
303
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:46,336
Uh-oh!
That's the Bears' flight!
304
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,382
It's arriving
a day early!
305
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:51,080
I've got to make sure
their house is okay.
306
00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:52,908
I know their house
is okay,
307
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,649
but there's
nothing in it!
308
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:58,087
How can this all be
Goldilocks' fault?
309
00:15:58,131 --> 00:16:02,091
You dudes didn't have
anything to do with it?
310
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:04,702
Uh, yes.
I mean, no.
311
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,748
He means yes.
312
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:09,751
- [ neeps ]
- Studs is right.
313
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:11,840
Rhonda, I can
explain everything
314
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:15,626
as soon as I spend all
our hard-earned money buying
the Bears' furniture back.
315
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:17,411
Help me, Rick!
316
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,239
Help me, Skip!
317
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:21,067
Help me, Studs!
318
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,851
Help me, Rhonda!
319
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:24,766
[ chuckles ]
Forget it, turkey.
320
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:26,724
The Bears will be here
any moment now
321
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,683
and who
is gonna help me?!
322
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,685
Does this mean she won't
be my girlfriend?
323
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,083
Oh, Mama, it feels
so good to be home.
324
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,215
It sure does, Papa.
325
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:40,956
I can't wait to see
326
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,611
our special things
in our lavish home.
327
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:53,142
One slightly used,
genuine vinyl beanbag chair.
328
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:54,665
10 smackers!
329
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,885
10?!
I could buy a new one
330
00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:59,322
down at the PayMart
for $7.95.
331
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:01,411
They're closed.
Take it or leave it!
332
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:03,022
Oh, all right.
333
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,285
Mom, if you're
watching this,
334
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:07,461
please cash in that bond
that Grandma gave me
335
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:09,115
and send it ASAP.
336
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,340
What about this thing?
337
00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:19,951
- Junk. Toss it!
- Wait!
338
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:22,041
Oh, no!
[ gasps ]
339
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:38,840
[ sighs ]
Phew. Home run.
340
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:43,149
Oh, Papa,
there it is!
341
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,238
Our lavish home
342
00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:47,327
with all our very
special possessions.
343
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:54,595
Darling, I have
a strange feeling.
344
00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:56,727
Have an antacid
tablet, dear.
345
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,294
Not that.
346
00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:00,340
I have a feeling
that someone
347
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,993
has been
doing something
348
00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:03,560
in our house.
349
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:06,041
You mean...?
350
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,956
You hit the nail
on the head.
351
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:22,405
[ gasps ]
352
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:25,060
♪ Someone's been eating
our porridge sculpture ♪
353
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,106
♪ Kumbaya
354
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:30,761
♪ And someone's been sitting
in our chairs ♪
355
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,372
♪ Kumbaya
356
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:35,505
♪ And someone's been doing
who-knows-what ♪
357
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,507
♪ With my beanbag chair
358
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,596
♪ Kumbaya
359
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,164
♪ Our house
is trashed ♪
360
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:45,385
♪ Kumbaya.
361
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:48,039
Where is that house sitter
to the stars?
362
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,433
- Wait, Papa.
- What is it, Mama?
363
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,957
I feel another
verse coming on.
364
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:56,787
♪ Someone's been sleeping
in our Magik Fingers beds ♪
365
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:59,703
♪ Kumbaya
366
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:02,706
♪ And someone's been flirting
with our dog ♪
367
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,882
♪ Kumbaya
368
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:09,974
♪ And someone's
left 50,000 bucks
in our refrigerator ♪
369
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,934
♪ Kumbaya
370
00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:15,980
♪ Our house is trashed
371
00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:19,897
♪ Kumbaya.
372
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,856
$50,000.
373
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:27,557
Maybe we can learn to live
with a little imperfection
in our sculpture.
374
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:31,474
Mayor Bear, Honorable Dude,
what's happening?
375
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:33,650
Have you seen
any cash lying around?
376
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:37,176
Nothing except
this $50,000.
377
00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,656
Wait a minute!
378
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:43,399
Are you that irresponsible,
borderline delinquent
Goldilocks?
379
00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:46,185
You must be thinking of
Goldilocks Haim.
380
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:48,230
I'm Goldilocks Feldman.
381
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:49,492
Everyone always
mixes us up.
382
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:51,581
Well, tell us,
Mr. Feldman,
383
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,757
what are you doing
in our lavish home
384
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,411
amidst
our special things?
385
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,935
Bribing your police force
to stay out of jail.
386
00:19:57,979 --> 00:20:01,243
If you're fond of your
furniture, I'll need
that wad of cash.
387
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:04,028
I'm fond of the furniture.
Give him the wad, dear.
388
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:07,162
[ plane flies overhead ]
389
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,432
Wait a minute!
390
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,956
I heard somewhere
you guys took bribes!
391
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,263
And now I see proof!
392
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:24,092
Lock up these crooked
officers of the law!
393
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:30,185
[ both groan ]
394
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,840
Now only one
question remains:
395
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:35,103
what to do
with the money?
396
00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:38,367
Baby:
Papa, I want
a skateboarding park!
397
00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:41,805
You know, we could
use the money
398
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,503
to start
a skateboarding park.
399
00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:46,157
Excellent!
400
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:48,159
Or we could quit
our jobs
401
00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:49,813
and become
a new beach community
402
00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:52,425
folk-singing sensation--
The Mama and the Papa!
403
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:57,473
♪ Dreaming of our beds
404
00:20:57,517 --> 00:21:01,651
♪ Dreaming of our chairs
405
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:06,221
♪ Dreaming of hot cereal
406
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:11,182
♪ We're the famous Bears.
407
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:15,317
- ♪ Gordon, send us...
- ♪ Oh, send us...
408
00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:20,191
♪ Into outer space
409
00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:23,543
♪ 'Cause there ain't
nobody like you ♪
410
00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:31,028
♪ In the Melmacian race
411
00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:34,118
♪ Teach us, Gordon
412
00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:36,512
♪ Make us twitch.
413
00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:40,777
Hah!
I kill me!
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