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[ORCHESTRA TUNING UP]
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WITH...
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
LIONS GATE HOME ENTERTAINMENT
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FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION,
THE HOME OF THE PIGG FAMILY.
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THEY'RE ABOUT TO BE VICTIMS
OF ONE BIG, VERY BAD WOLF
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WITH A CASE OF HOT AIR
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AND A DESIRE TO TAKE IT
OUT ON 3 LITTLE PIGS.
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TOMORROW, THE PIGGS'
QUIET EXISTENCE
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WILL TAKE A WRONG TURN
DOWN THE OFF-RAMP OF LIFE,
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GO 2 BLOCKS PAST
THE BIG RED HOUSE
MARKED "MISFORTUNE,"
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AND PULL INTO
AN ALLEY OF TEARS
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WHICH LEADS TO
THE DEAD END, KNOW AS
THE ALF TALES ZONE.
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GORDON SHUMWAY?
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SGT. CAMFRALL,
COMEDY LOGIC SQUAD.
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I'M AFRAID YOU'RE
NOT PROPERLY SETTING
UP THE STORY.
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THE THREE
LITTLE PIGS
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IS A WISTFUL,
ENCHANTED TALE.
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IT NEEDS
A STORYBOOK SETUP.
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OK, BOYS.
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WHAT?
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OK, SHUMWAY. READ.
AND MAKE IT GOOD.
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MY KIDDIES
ARE WATCHING.
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"ONCE UPON A TIME,
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"IN THE SMALL TOWN
OF PORKVILLE,
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"THERE LIVED A FAMILY
BY THE NAME OF PIGG.
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IT WAS MOVING DAY
FOR THE 3 PIGG BOYS."
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[CRYING]
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY'RE ALL GROWN UP
AND MOVING OUT.
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IT SEEMS LIKE ONLY
YESTERDAY WHEN THEY
WERE LITTLE BOYS.
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NOW, NOW, THINK OF
THEIR NEW LIVES.
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THINK OF THEIR FUTURE,
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THINK OF GETTING
INTO THE BATHROOM
WHENEVER YOU WANT TO.
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D-DON'T WORRY, MOM.
WE'LL VISIT.
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AFTER ALL, SOMEBODY'S
GOT TO DO OUR LAUNDRY.
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WELL, THANKS FOR ALL
OF YOUR NURTURING.
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WE'LL MISS YOU.
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AND WE'LL
MISS YOU, TOO.
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YOU HAVEN'T LEFT
ANYTHING BEHIND?
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UH-UH.
GOT IT ALL.
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SURE THERE'S NOTHING
IN YOUR ROOM?
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NADA.
NADA.
NOTHING.
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GOOD. OK, MEN.
BRING IT ALL THIS WAY.
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PUT IT IN
THE EMPTY ROOM.
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AT THE END
OF THE HALL.
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SO MUCH FOR
A SHRINE TO MY YOUTH.
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HERE WE ARE!
OUT OF THE NEST!
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ON OUR OWN.
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TO THE T-TOTALLY
INDEPENDENT.
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LET'S BUILD OUR
NEW HOME RIGHT HERE.
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L-LET'S MAKE IT
OUT OF SOUP CANS.
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I SAY WE GO WITH
POPSICLE STICKS.
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WHAT K-KIND
OF STUPID IDEA
IS THAT?
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GEE, POPSICLE STICKS...
SOUP CANS...
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AND ALL ALONG
I WAS THINKING OF BRICKS,
MORTAR AND STEEL GIRDERS.
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I GUESS I'M THE STOOP.
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I MOVED OUT
SO I COULD LIVE
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IN THE KIND
OF HOUSE I LIKE.
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AND THAT HOUSE
IS MADE OF
POPSICLE STICKS.
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E-EVER SINCE
I WAS A LITTLE BOY,
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I-I WANTED
TO LIVE IN A HOUSE
MADE OF SOUP CANS,
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AND NOW YOU WANT TO TAKE
THAT DREAM AWAY FROM ME?
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YOU KNOW, GUYS,
A NICE STUCCO IS
ALWAYS IN STYLE.
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POPSICLE STICKS.
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S-SOUP CANS.
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STICKS!
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CANS!
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GUYS, GUYS,
LET'S ALL COMPROMISE
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ON SOME FEDERALLY-APPROVED
BUILDING MATERIALS.
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WELL, I'M BUILDING
MY HOUSE ON MY OWN.
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ME, TOO.
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ANYBODY GOT
A NICE CONDO FOR SALE?
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WELCOME, WELCOME.
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I HAVE SOMETHING
IMPORTANT TO
DISCUSS WITH YOU.
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WOLF, I'VE GOT
A BIG JOB FOR YOU.
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IF YOU CAN
HANDLE IT.
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B.B. WOLF CAN
HANDLE ANYTHING!
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GOOD. THERE'S
A RICH OIL FIELD
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UNDER SOME
PRIVATE PROPERTY
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JUST OUTSIDE
OF TOWN.
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THE OWNERS
DON'T KNOW WHAT
THEY'RE SITTING ON.
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I WANT YOU TO
GET THEM TO
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SIGN THEIR LAND
OVER TO THE CITY--
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MAINLY, ME.
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AND IF THEY WON'T SIGN?
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BLOW THEM AWAY.
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RIGHT. JUST LIKE
THE OLD DAYS.
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I'LL HUFF,
AND I'LL PUFF...
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HERE'S THE ADDRESS.
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NOW, LET'S LAUGH AN
EVIL LAUGH TOGETHER
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TO SEAL THE DEAL.
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[BOTH LAUGH EVILLY]
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SO MUCH FOR
FRIENDLY NEIGHBORS.
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[SITAR MUSIC PLAYS]
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P-PRETTY GROOVY
PAD, HUH?
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FAR OUT.
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M-MY BROTHERS
DON'T G-GET IT.
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CHIP'S INTO
POPSICLE STICKS,
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AND ALL ROBBIE THINKS ABOUT
IS BUILDING CODES.
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[DOOR BELL RINGS]
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HI. B.B. WOLF,
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B.B. WOLF
DEMOLITION.
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WOULD YOU BE SO KIND
AS TO SIGN THIS FORM
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WHICH TURNS ALL
YOUR PROPERTY RIGHTS
TO THE CITY?
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HUH? NO!
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I J-JUST BUILT
THIS HOUSE.
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I WANT
TO K-KEEP IT.
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I'LL GIVE YOU
10 BUCKS.
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10 BUCKS?
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I D-DON'T THINK SO.
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EVEN IF I DID SIGN,
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YOU'D NEED MY BROTHERS'
SIGNATURES, ALSO.
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WE'LL GET TO THEM.
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BUT FIRST, AHEM...
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MR. PIGG, MR. PIGG,
LET ME IN.
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NOT BY THE HAIR
ON MY CHINNY
CHIN CHIN.
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WELL, THEN,
I'LL HUFF,
AND I'LL PUFF,
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AND I'LL BLOW
YOUR HOUSE IN.
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HA HA HA.
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GET A LOAD
OF THAT.
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AS YOU WISH.
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D-DO YOU THINK
HE'S SERIOUS?
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NO.
NO.
NO.
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I'VE GOT YOU NOW,
MY LITTLE PIGGY.
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SOON, I'LL HAVE
YOUR BROTHERS, TOO.
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IT'S TIME FOR
AN EVIL LAUGH.
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HEH HEH HEH.
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HEY, CHIP, HOW ABOUT
YOU AND ME CATCH A FLICK?
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COME ON, CHIPPER. HASN'T
THIS COLD SHOULDER THING
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GONE ON LONG ENOUGH?
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WE'RE EACH ENTITLED
TO OUR OWN HOUSE.
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YOU WITH YOUR STICKS,
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ME WITH MY QUALITY MATERIALS,
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AND ERNIE WITH HIS PILE
OF RUBBLE AND DEBRIS.
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HUH?
HUH?
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ERNIE.
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ARE YOU IN HERE?
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ERNEST.
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YO, ERNESTO.
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YOU SEEN MY BROTHER AROUND?
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HE'S A SHORT CHUBBY GUY.
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NO. SORRY.
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THANKS.
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HEY, WHO ARE
YOU, AND WHAT
ARE YOU DOING
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LOOKING THROUGH
ERNIE'S SHAMBLES?
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I'M LAURA DAY, REPORTER
FOR THE PORKVILLE TIMES.
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LAURA DAY!
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YOU WROTE
THAT DARING EXPOSE
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THAT KNOCKED THE SOCKS
OFF THE STATIC
CLING INDUSTRY.
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THAT'S ME.
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I'M ROBBIE PIGG.
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THIS IS
MY BROTHER, CHIP.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT HAPPENED
TO OUR BROTHER?
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THIS WAS HIS HOUSE.
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BY THE LOOK OF THINGS,
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I SUSPECT THAT
THIS IS THE WORK OF...
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THIS MAN!
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Both:
ED McMAHON?
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OH. OH, NO.
SORRY.
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THIS MAN!
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HE LOOKS PRETTY MEAN.
WHO IS HE?
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B.B. WOLF, PORKVILLE'S
FOREMOST DEMOLITIONS EXPERT
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AND TERRIBLE GUY.
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I AM WORKING
ON A STORY
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THAT WILL SEND
WOLF TO JAIL,
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ALONG WITH PORKVILLE'S
CROOKED MAYOR.
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YOU THINK WOLF
HAS ERNIE?
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HE MIGHT.
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WE'VE GOT
TO SAVE HIM.
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I NEED PROOF OF WOLF'S
CORRUPTION FOR MY STORY.
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I'VE GOT A PLAN
THAT'LL GET ME
INTO HIS OFFICE.
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THAT'S PROBABLY
WHERE THEY'RE KEEPING
YOUR BROTHER.
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I'M GOING WITH YOU.
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CHIP, STAY AND KEEP
AN EYE ON THINGS.
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ALL RIGHT, HERE'S
HOW WE DO IT.
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FIRST, YOU AND I...
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YES, MA'AM.
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UH, MR. WOLF,
I'M ROWENA SIDING,
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ACE REPORTER
FOR BETTER DESTROYED
HOMES & GARDENS,
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THE BIBLE OF
THE DEMOLITION INDUSTRY.
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I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
TO THE PRESS.
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COME NOW, MR. WOLF.
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I'M HERE FOR A STORY,
AND I'M GOING TO GET IT.
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WE KNOW YOU FOR
EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE--
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THE BEST DARN DEMOLISHER
IN THE BUSINESS.
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ME?
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WE WANT YOU
FOR NEXT MONTH'S
COVER.
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I'VE ALWAYS
DREAMED OF BEING
CONSIDERED THE LEADER
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OF THE VANGUARD
IN MY INDUSTRY.
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UH...YEAH, YEAH.
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SIT DOWN. I'VE GOT
LOTS OF QUESTIONS.
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ERNIE?
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[MUFFLED TALKING]
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ARE YOU OK?
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TH-THEY SET
A NICE TABLE HERE.
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WE HAD
EGGS B-BENEDICT
THIS MORNING.
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WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR HOUSE?
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IT WAS HUFFED
AND PUFFED TO DEATH.
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YOU HUFF AND PUFF
AND BLOW HOUSES DOWN?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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WHEN I WAS
A LITTLE BAD WOLF,
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I HAD LOTS OF ALLERGIES.
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IT GAVE ME
SHORTNESS OF BREATH.
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YEAH?
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THEN I DISCOVERED
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THIS WHOLE
YOGA BREATHING THING.
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IT GAVE ME
POWERFUL LUNGS
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AND CURED ALL
MY ALLERGIES, BUT ONE.
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WHICH ONE?
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MY ALLERGY TO...
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AH-AHHH...
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TO FL-FL...
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FLOWERS.
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BUT WHY DOES WOLF
WANT OUR LAND?
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I DON'T K-KNOW.
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WOLF CAN'T HAVE
OUR PROPERTY
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UNLESS ALL 3 OF US
SIGN THE DEED.
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TH-THAT MEANS
HE'LL COME BACK
FOR CHIP AND YOU.
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SORRY, WOLF.
I'M NOT BUYING.
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BEFORE I MAKE YOU
A COVER BOY,
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I WANT TO SEE YOU
BLOW DOWN A HOUSE.
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BUT...UH...
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TELL YOU WHAT,
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I'M SCHEDULED FOR
A BLOWING JOB TONIGHT.
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CHIP PIGG, HUH?
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YOU BE AT THAT ADDRESS
RIGHT AFTER SUNSET,
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AND YOU'LL HAVE
ALL THE PROOF YOU NEED.
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YOU'VE GOT
IT, WOLF.
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ALL THE PROOF
I'LL NEED.
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DON'T GRAB HIM BEFORE
YOU SEE MY FLASH GO OFF.
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I WANT TO MAKE SURE
I GET A GOOD CLEAN
SHOT OF HIM.
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NO PROBLEM.
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IS CHIP
IN THE HOUSE?
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00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,766
READY AND WAITING.
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00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:48,419
[GASPS]
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HERE HE COMES.
236
00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:53,511
THIS IS IT. REMEMBER,
DON'T GRAB HIM
237
00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:56,036
TILL YOU SEE THE FLASH.
238
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[SQUEAL]
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00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,614
GOOD EVENING.
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00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:11,399
I COULDN'T HELP NOTICING
241
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:14,489
THE UNUSUAL CONSTRUCTION
OF THIS HOUSE.
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00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:17,274
POPSICLE STICKS,
ISN'T IT?
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POPSICLE FOR THE WALLS
AND FOUNDATION,
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CREAMSICLE FOR THE ROOF.
245
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:24,847
I WOULD LIKE TO BUY IT
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00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:28,546
PLUS, OF COURSE,
THE LAND UNDER IT.
247
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,113
NO DEAL.
248
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:35,205
I CAN OFFER YOU
A VERY HANDSOME SUM.
249
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:38,339
THIS IS PIG LAND.
250
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:46,651
MR. PIG.
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LET ME IN.
252
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:50,612
NO WAY, JOSE.
253
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,179
CHINNY CHIN CHIN.
254
00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:54,007
THEN I'LL HUFF
AND I'LL PUFF
255
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:57,097
AND I'LL BLOW
YOUR HOUSE IN.
256
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:14,070
WHOA!
AAH!
257
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:30,043
CAN I GRAB HIM NOW?
258
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:38,529
CHIP, ERNIE, JUST SIGN
THIS NICE DEEDY WEEDY
FOR MR. MAYOR
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00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,923
AND YOU'LL NEVER
HAVE TO WORRY
260
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:45,580
ABOUT THAT BIG OLD
NASTY LAND OF YOURS AGAIN.
261
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:47,930
ALL RIGHTY?
262
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,019
NOT BY THE HAIR
ON MY--
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00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:53,370
ENOUGH WITH THE CHINNY
CHIN CHIN!
264
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:56,721
BOYS, I WANT
TO BE NICE TO YOU,
265
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,462
BUT IF YOU
DON'T COOPERATE,
266
00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:03,032
I WON'T BE ABLE TO HOLD
BACK BIG BAD WOLF HERE.
267
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:04,686
RIGHT, WOLF?
268
00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:06,949
RIGHT. HOW WOULD
YOU LITTLE PUNKS
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00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:11,258
LIKE A GREAT BIG
HOT FUDGE SUNDAE
WITH JIMMIES?
270
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:14,565
HOW MANY TIMES
MUST I EXPLAIN IT?
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00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:17,612
I'M THE GOOD COP.
YOU'RE THE BAD COP.
272
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:21,137
YOU AND YOUR
HOSTAGE STRATEGIES.
273
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:23,400
[KNOCK KNOCK]
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00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:26,664
QUICK, HIDE THEM
IN THE BACK.
275
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:33,758
I SAW WHAT
YOU DID TO THE PIG
HOUSE, WOLF.
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00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,108
YOU'RE OUR COVER BOY.
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00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:38,067
PUDKIN HERE
WILL TAKE YOUR PICTURE.
278
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,373
NOW?
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00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:42,550
SAY GORGONZOLA.
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00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:44,944
EEAGH!
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00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:53,387
I DON'T SEE THEM.
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00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,171
KEEP LOOKING.
283
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,520
UH, TELL ME, WOLF,
284
00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:59,610
UH, WHAT'S YOUR
FAVORITE COLOR?
285
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:02,526
SAY MONS...
MOONTZ...MUNTS...
286
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,050
SAY SWISS.
287
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:05,268
EEAGH!
288
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:08,619
EEAGH. THAT'S
A SORT OF A BEIGE,
ISN'T IT?
289
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:11,100
I FOUND THEM.
290
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,103
LET'S GO.
291
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:17,063
AND SO YOUR SORDID
GAME IS OVER,
292
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:18,716
MR. BIG BAD WOLF.
293
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:22,633
ONCE AGAIN,
THE LITTLE PEOPLE--
294
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:29,684
GET ME OUT OF THIS!
295
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:36,604
OOH. THANK YOU.
296
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:43,393
ANY OF YOU GUYS BEEN THINKING
OF DROPPING A FEW POUNDS?
297
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,613
THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME.
298
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:49,008
TAXI!
299
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,796
♪ IF ONE OF THOSE BOTTLES
SHOULD HAPPEN TO FALL ♪
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00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:57,364
♪ 3 BOTTLES
OF STUFF ON THE WALL ♪
301
00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,670
♪ ...OF STUFF ON THE WALL
302
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:01,846
THANKS, LAURA.
303
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,065
OH, FORGET IT.
304
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:06,547
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
LET'S HUSTLE.
305
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,380
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
306
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:16,078
HEY, EVERYONE HERE
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00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,080
WHO OWNS A HOUSE
IN ONE PIECE,
308
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,343
RAISE HIS HAND.
309
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,693
INSIDE.
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00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:32,747
ALL RIGHT,
OPEN UP, YOU PIGS,
OR WOLF HERE WILL--
311
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:37,621
STOP. THERE IS AN ART
AND A RITUAL TO THIS.
312
00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:40,450
YOU'RE SO CALLOW.
313
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,496
AHEM. AHEM.
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00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:45,890
MR. PIG.
315
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,327
LET ME IN.
316
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:50,373
NOT BY THE HAIR
ON MY CHINNY
CHIN CHIN.
317
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,375
THEN I'LL HUFF
AND I'LL PUFF
318
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,247
AND I'LL BLOW
YOUR HOUSE IN.
319
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,771
NOW YOU'LL SEE WHY
I'VE GOTTEN THOSE
320
00:17:56,814 --> 00:18:00,079
HOME IMPROVEMENT BOOKS
ABOUT EVERY MONTH.
321
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:21,709
MR. BLOWHARD.
322
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:23,319
MR. POWERFUL LUNG.
323
00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,321
YOU KNOCKED
OVER 6 TREES
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00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:27,236
AND A MAILBOX.
325
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,846
WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
326
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:32,285
THE MAYOR IS TYING
A ROPE TO B.B. WOLF.
327
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:36,115
NOW WOLF IS STARTING
TO BLOW UP AGAIN.
328
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:45,385
WAIT! WE'LL SIGN
THE DEED.
329
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,648
YOU WILL?
330
00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:51,869
YEAH. WE WANT
TO MAKE NICE.
331
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:54,176
IN FACT,
WE'VE GOT
A LITTLE GIFT
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00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,873
FOR MR. WOLF.
333
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:57,658
FOR YOU.
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00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:01,314
HIT THE DECK!
335
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,534
WHAT'S GOING ON?
336
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:05,753
AH...AH...
337
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:08,843
WAIT. WAIT.
DON'T SNEEZE.
338
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:12,325
AH-CHOO!
339
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:23,162
GESUNDHEIT.
340
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:26,600
WELL, ROBBY,
I'VE GOT TO
GET GOING.
341
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:27,427
YOU'RE LEAVING?
342
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:28,906
I'VE GOT A STORY
TO FINISH.
343
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:31,996
I'VE GOTTA FIND OUT
WHY THE MAYOR
AND THE WOLF
344
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,650
WANTED YOUR LAND
SO MUCH.
345
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:34,869
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.
346
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:38,873
HEY, THAT'S
WHAT MUCKRAKING
IS ALL ABOUT.
347
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:41,571
SEE YOU IN
THE FUNNY PAPERS.
348
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:43,878
HELLO, CHILDREN.
349
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,575
MOM! DAD!
350
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:48,230
YOU CAME ALL THE WAY
ACROSS THE LAWN.
351
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,624
I WISH I HAD
PREPARED SOMETHING.
352
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,234
SINCE YOU'RE ON
YOUR OWN NOW,
353
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:55,933
YOUR MOTHER AND I THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT LIKE TO HAVE THIS.
354
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:57,631
TH--TH--THANKS.
355
00:19:57,674 --> 00:20:00,721
I'LL PUT IT UP
RIGHT NOW.
356
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:03,941
THAT'S A FINE-LOOKING
HOUSE.
357
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:07,293
AND IT'S VERY
WELL CONSTRUCTED.
358
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,469
AND IT'S OUR HOME.
359
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:10,992
THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT.
360
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:13,299
IT'S OUR HOME
AND OUR LAND,
361
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:17,216
AND NOTHING WILL EVER
MAKE US LEAVE.
362
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:24,484
L-L-LOOK.
363
00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:26,442
BUB--BUB--
BUBBLING CRUDE.
364
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:28,052
OIL, THAT IS.
365
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,489
BLACK GOLD.
366
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:32,013
TEXAS TEA.
367
00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:34,276
LET'S GET OUT
OF THIS DUMP
368
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,583
AND MOVE
INTO A REAL HOUSE.
369
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:41,283
WELL, AS LONG WE LIVE
IN A PETROCHEMICAL-BASED
SOCIETY,
370
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:44,330
I GUESS WE'RE RICH.
371
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:49,770
IT JUST GOES
TO SHOW YOU--
372
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:52,294
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHETHER YOU'VE GOT
A LOT OF MONEY,
373
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,688
OR IF YOU'VE GOT
IMPORTANT PARENTS.
374
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,342
WHAT MATTERS
IS THAT YOU'RE HONEST,
375
00:20:56,385 --> 00:21:00,520
AND WORK HARD, AND HAVE
OIL UNDER YOUR HOUSE.
376
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:05,786
[THEME FROM
TWILIGHT ZONE PLAYS]
377
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:10,834
♪ GORDON, SEND US
378
00:21:10,878 --> 00:21:12,009
♪ OH, SEND US
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00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:15,317
♪ INTO OUTER SPACE
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00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:16,753
♪ OUTER SPACE
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00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:21,932
♪ 'CAUSE THERE AIN'T
NOBODY LIKE YOU ♪
382
00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:27,677
♪ IN THE MELMACKIAN RACE
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00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:29,723
♪ TEACH US, GORDON...
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00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:38,297
HA! I KILL ME!
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