All language subtitles for A.T.S01E11.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-WELP_track4_[eng]

af Afrikaans
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bn Bengali
bs Bosnian
bg Bulgarian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek Download
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
km Khmer
ko Korean
ku Kurdish (Kurmanji)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Lao
la Latin
lv Latvian
lt Lithuanian
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
ne Nepali
no Norwegian
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt Portuguese
pa Punjabi
ro Romanian
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
st Sesotho
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhala
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
te Telugu
th Thai
tr Turkish
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
or Odia (Oriya)
rw Kinyarwanda
tk Turkmen
tt Tatar
ug Uyghur
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,826 --> 00:00:03,351 [ORCHESTRA TUNING UP] 2 00:00:08,834 --> 00:00:10,358 WITH... 3 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:35,426 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE HOME ENTERTAINMENT 4 00:00:36,297 --> 00:00:40,127 FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION, THE HOME OF THE PIGG FAMILY. 5 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:44,087 THEY'RE ABOUT TO BE VICTIMS OF ONE BIG, VERY BAD WOLF 6 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:45,349 WITH A CASE OF HOT AIR 7 00:00:45,393 --> 00:00:48,222 AND A DESIRE TO TAKE IT OUT ON 3 LITTLE PIGS. 8 00:00:48,265 --> 00:00:51,094 TOMORROW, THE PIGGS' QUIET EXISTENCE 9 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:53,444 WILL TAKE A WRONG TURN DOWN THE OFF-RAMP OF LIFE, 10 00:00:53,488 --> 00:00:57,187 GO 2 BLOCKS PAST THE BIG RED HOUSE MARKED "MISFORTUNE," 11 00:00:57,231 --> 00:00:58,884 AND PULL INTO AN ALLEY OF TEARS 12 00:00:58,928 --> 00:01:05,239 WHICH LEADS TO THE DEAD END, KNOW AS THE ALF TALES ZONE. 13 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:09,547 GORDON SHUMWAY? 14 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:11,897 SGT. CAMFRALL, COMEDY LOGIC SQUAD. 15 00:01:11,941 --> 00:01:16,380 I'M AFRAID YOU'RE NOT PROPERLY SETTING UP THE STORY. 16 00:01:16,424 --> 00:01:18,165 THE THREE LITTLE PIGS 17 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:20,863 IS A WISTFUL, ENCHANTED TALE. 18 00:01:20,906 --> 00:01:23,213 IT NEEDS A STORYBOOK SETUP. 19 00:01:23,257 --> 00:01:25,128 OK, BOYS. 20 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:27,087 WHAT? 21 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:32,135 OK, SHUMWAY. READ. AND MAKE IT GOOD. 22 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:35,269 MY KIDDIES ARE WATCHING. 23 00:01:36,661 --> 00:01:37,749 "ONCE UPON A TIME, 24 00:01:37,793 --> 00:01:39,838 "IN THE SMALL TOWN OF PORKVILLE, 25 00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:42,189 "THERE LIVED A FAMILY BY THE NAME OF PIGG. 26 00:01:42,232 --> 00:01:46,889 IT WAS MOVING DAY FOR THE 3 PIGG BOYS." 27 00:01:56,507 --> 00:01:57,900 [CRYING] 28 00:01:57,943 --> 00:02:03,166 I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE ALL GROWN UP AND MOVING OUT. 29 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:09,303 IT SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY WHEN THEY WERE LITTLE BOYS. 30 00:02:09,346 --> 00:02:11,827 NOW, NOW, THINK OF THEIR NEW LIVES. 31 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,350 THINK OF THEIR FUTURE, 32 00:02:13,394 --> 00:02:15,961 THINK OF GETTING INTO THE BATHROOM WHENEVER YOU WANT TO. 33 00:02:16,005 --> 00:02:19,487 D-DON'T WORRY, MOM. WE'LL VISIT. 34 00:02:19,530 --> 00:02:23,926 AFTER ALL, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO OUR LAUNDRY. 35 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:27,582 WELL, THANKS FOR ALL OF YOUR NURTURING. 36 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:28,713 WE'LL MISS YOU. 37 00:02:28,757 --> 00:02:30,280 AND WE'LL MISS YOU, TOO. 38 00:02:30,324 --> 00:02:32,282 YOU HAVEN'T LEFT ANYTHING BEHIND? 39 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:34,371 UH-UH. GOT IT ALL. 40 00:02:34,415 --> 00:02:36,634 SURE THERE'S NOTHING IN YOUR ROOM? 41 00:02:36,678 --> 00:02:38,810 NADA. NADA. NOTHING. 42 00:02:38,854 --> 00:02:43,511 GOOD. OK, MEN. BRING IT ALL THIS WAY. 43 00:02:46,644 --> 00:02:48,211 PUT IT IN THE EMPTY ROOM. 44 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:50,213 AT THE END OF THE HALL. 45 00:02:50,518 --> 00:02:54,130 SO MUCH FOR A SHRINE TO MY YOUTH. 46 00:02:58,003 --> 00:03:00,484 HERE WE ARE! OUT OF THE NEST! 47 00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:01,877 ON OUR OWN. 48 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:04,880 TO THE T-TOTALLY INDEPENDENT. 49 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:08,362 LET'S BUILD OUR NEW HOME RIGHT HERE. 50 00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:12,235 L-LET'S MAKE IT OUT OF SOUP CANS. 51 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:16,674 I SAY WE GO WITH POPSICLE STICKS. 52 00:03:18,589 --> 00:03:22,027 WHAT K-KIND OF STUPID IDEA IS THAT? 53 00:03:22,071 --> 00:03:24,247 GEE, POPSICLE STICKS... SOUP CANS... 54 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:29,034 AND ALL ALONG I WAS THINKING OF BRICKS, MORTAR AND STEEL GIRDERS. 55 00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:30,906 I GUESS I'M THE STOOP. 56 00:03:30,949 --> 00:03:32,647 I MOVED OUT SO I COULD LIVE 57 00:03:32,690 --> 00:03:33,865 IN THE KIND OF HOUSE I LIKE. 58 00:03:33,909 --> 00:03:37,260 AND THAT HOUSE IS MADE OF POPSICLE STICKS. 59 00:03:37,304 --> 00:03:39,654 E-EVER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE BOY, 60 00:03:39,697 --> 00:03:42,744 I-I WANTED TO LIVE IN A HOUSE MADE OF SOUP CANS, 61 00:03:42,787 --> 00:03:45,790 AND NOW YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT DREAM AWAY FROM ME? 62 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:49,881 YOU KNOW, GUYS, A NICE STUCCO IS ALWAYS IN STYLE. 63 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:51,709 POPSICLE STICKS. 64 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:54,059 S-SOUP CANS. 65 00:03:54,103 --> 00:03:55,539 STICKS! 66 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:56,497 CANS! 67 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:58,977 GUYS, GUYS, LET'S ALL COMPROMISE 68 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:02,024 ON SOME FEDERALLY-APPROVED BUILDING MATERIALS. 69 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:05,070 WELL, I'M BUILDING MY HOUSE ON MY OWN. 70 00:04:05,114 --> 00:04:07,377 ME, TOO. 71 00:04:08,944 --> 00:04:12,774 ANYBODY GOT A NICE CONDO FOR SALE? 72 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,609 WELCOME, WELCOME. 73 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:26,309 I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO DISCUSS WITH YOU. 74 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:29,747 WOLF, I'VE GOT A BIG JOB FOR YOU. 75 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:31,836 IF YOU CAN HANDLE IT. 76 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,796 B.B. WOLF CAN HANDLE ANYTHING! 77 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:38,016 GOOD. THERE'S A RICH OIL FIELD 78 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:39,975 UNDER SOME PRIVATE PROPERTY 79 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:41,281 JUST OUTSIDE OF TOWN. 80 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:44,327 THE OWNERS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE SITTING ON. 81 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:46,024 I WANT YOU TO GET THEM TO 82 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:48,853 SIGN THEIR LAND OVER TO THE CITY-- 83 00:04:48,897 --> 00:04:51,900 MAINLY, ME. 84 00:04:51,943 --> 00:04:55,425 AND IF THEY WON'T SIGN? 85 00:04:55,469 --> 00:04:57,035 BLOW THEM AWAY. 86 00:04:57,079 --> 00:04:59,951 RIGHT. JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS. 87 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:02,998 I'LL HUFF, AND I'LL PUFF... 88 00:05:03,477 --> 00:05:06,393 HERE'S THE ADDRESS. 89 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:10,135 NOW, LET'S LAUGH AN EVIL LAUGH TOGETHER 90 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:11,659 TO SEAL THE DEAL. 91 00:05:11,702 --> 00:05:14,401 [BOTH LAUGH EVILLY] 92 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:36,858 SO MUCH FOR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORS. 93 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:40,949 [SITAR MUSIC PLAYS] 94 00:05:40,992 --> 00:05:44,387 P-PRETTY GROOVY PAD, HUH? 95 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:46,084 FAR OUT. 96 00:05:46,128 --> 00:05:49,174 M-MY BROTHERS DON'T G-GET IT. 97 00:05:49,218 --> 00:05:50,828 CHIP'S INTO POPSICLE STICKS, 98 00:05:50,872 --> 00:05:55,398 AND ALL ROBBIE THINKS ABOUT IS BUILDING CODES. 99 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:57,879 [DOOR BELL RINGS] 100 00:06:00,229 --> 00:06:02,492 HI. B.B. WOLF, 101 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:03,667 B.B. WOLF DEMOLITION. 102 00:06:03,711 --> 00:06:06,496 WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AS TO SIGN THIS FORM 103 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:11,458 WHICH TURNS ALL YOUR PROPERTY RIGHTS TO THE CITY? 104 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:12,720 HUH? NO! 105 00:06:12,763 --> 00:06:15,418 I J-JUST BUILT THIS HOUSE. 106 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:17,072 I WANT TO K-KEEP IT. 107 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:19,857 I'LL GIVE YOU 10 BUCKS. 108 00:06:19,901 --> 00:06:21,555 10 BUCKS? 109 00:06:21,598 --> 00:06:24,645 I D-DON'T THINK SO. 110 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:26,429 EVEN IF I DID SIGN, 111 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:29,476 YOU'D NEED MY BROTHERS' SIGNATURES, ALSO. 112 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:31,434 WE'LL GET TO THEM. 113 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:34,524 BUT FIRST, AHEM... 114 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:40,661 MR. PIGG, MR. PIGG, LET ME IN. 115 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:44,969 NOT BY THE HAIR ON MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN. 116 00:06:45,013 --> 00:06:47,929 WELL, THEN, I'LL HUFF, AND I'LL PUFF, 117 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:50,627 AND I'LL BLOW YOUR HOUSE IN. 118 00:06:50,671 --> 00:06:52,455 HA HA HA. 119 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:54,631 GET A LOAD OF THAT. 120 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:57,417 AS YOU WISH. 121 00:06:58,809 --> 00:07:02,030 D-DO YOU THINK HE'S SERIOUS? 122 00:07:02,073 --> 00:07:04,815 NO. NO. NO. 123 00:07:32,277 --> 00:07:35,106 I'VE GOT YOU NOW, MY LITTLE PIGGY. 124 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:37,544 SOON, I'LL HAVE YOUR BROTHERS, TOO. 125 00:07:37,587 --> 00:07:40,503 IT'S TIME FOR AN EVIL LAUGH. 126 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:42,462 HEH HEH HEH. 127 00:07:52,646 --> 00:07:57,564 HEY, CHIP, HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME CATCH A FLICK? 128 00:07:58,695 --> 00:08:02,307 COME ON, CHIPPER. HASN'T THIS COLD SHOULDER THING 129 00:08:02,351 --> 00:08:04,571 GONE ON LONG ENOUGH? 130 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:09,576 WE'RE EACH ENTITLED TO OUR OWN HOUSE. 131 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:10,838 YOU WITH YOUR STICKS, 132 00:08:10,881 --> 00:08:12,274 ME WITH MY QUALITY MATERIALS, 133 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:15,625 AND ERNIE WITH HIS PILE OF RUBBLE AND DEBRIS. 134 00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:17,279 HUH? HUH? 135 00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:22,110 ERNIE. 136 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:23,198 ARE YOU IN HERE? 137 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:25,026 ERNEST. 138 00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:27,028 YO, ERNESTO. 139 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:32,033 YOU SEEN MY BROTHER AROUND? 140 00:08:32,076 --> 00:08:33,991 HE'S A SHORT CHUBBY GUY. 141 00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:35,340 NO. SORRY. 142 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:37,647 THANKS. 143 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:40,781 HEY, WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING 144 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:42,217 LOOKING THROUGH ERNIE'S SHAMBLES? 145 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:45,829 I'M LAURA DAY, REPORTER FOR THE PORKVILLE TIMES. 146 00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:46,700 LAURA DAY! 147 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:48,179 YOU WROTE THAT DARING EXPOSE 148 00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:52,227 THAT KNOCKED THE SOCKS OFF THE STATIC CLING INDUSTRY. 149 00:08:52,270 --> 00:08:54,229 THAT'S ME. 150 00:08:54,925 --> 00:08:55,970 I'M ROBBIE PIGG. 151 00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:57,362 THIS IS MY BROTHER, CHIP. 152 00:08:57,406 --> 00:09:00,322 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR BROTHER? 153 00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:01,845 THIS WAS HIS HOUSE. 154 00:09:01,889 --> 00:09:02,890 BY THE LOOK OF THINGS, 155 00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:06,023 I SUSPECT THAT THIS IS THE WORK OF... 156 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:07,155 THIS MAN! 157 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:08,809 Both: ED McMAHON? 158 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:12,247 OH. OH, NO. SORRY. 159 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:14,379 THIS MAN! 160 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:16,033 HE LOOKS PRETTY MEAN. WHO IS HE? 161 00:09:16,077 --> 00:09:19,646 B.B. WOLF, PORKVILLE'S FOREMOST DEMOLITIONS EXPERT 162 00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:21,343 AND TERRIBLE GUY. 163 00:09:21,386 --> 00:09:22,605 I AM WORKING ON A STORY 164 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:25,129 THAT WILL SEND WOLF TO JAIL, 165 00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:27,044 ALONG WITH PORKVILLE'S CROOKED MAYOR. 166 00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:29,264 YOU THINK WOLF HAS ERNIE? 167 00:09:29,307 --> 00:09:30,047 HE MIGHT. 168 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:31,353 WE'VE GOT TO SAVE HIM. 169 00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:34,399 I NEED PROOF OF WOLF'S CORRUPTION FOR MY STORY. 170 00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:36,706 I'VE GOT A PLAN THAT'LL GET ME INTO HIS OFFICE. 171 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:39,404 THAT'S PROBABLY WHERE THEY'RE KEEPING YOUR BROTHER. 172 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:41,015 I'M GOING WITH YOU. 173 00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:43,060 CHIP, STAY AND KEEP AN EYE ON THINGS. 174 00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:45,889 ALL RIGHT, HERE'S HOW WE DO IT. 175 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:47,717 FIRST, YOU AND I... 176 00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:49,806 YES, MA'AM. 177 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:52,243 UH, MR. WOLF, I'M ROWENA SIDING, 178 00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:55,029 ACE REPORTER FOR BETTER DESTROYED HOMES & GARDENS, 179 00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:56,987 THE BIBLE OF THE DEMOLITION INDUSTRY. 180 00:09:57,031 --> 00:10:00,991 I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO THE PRESS. 181 00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:02,253 COME NOW, MR. WOLF. 182 00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:04,342 I'M HERE FOR A STORY, AND I'M GOING TO GET IT. 183 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:07,432 WE KNOW YOU FOR EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE-- 184 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:11,654 THE BEST DARN DEMOLISHER IN THE BUSINESS. 185 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:12,699 ME? 186 00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,744 WE WANT YOU FOR NEXT MONTH'S COVER. 187 00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:19,009 I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEING CONSIDERED THE LEADER 188 00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:22,665 OF THE VANGUARD IN MY INDUSTRY. 189 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,145 UH...YEAH, YEAH. 190 00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:27,844 SIT DOWN. I'VE GOT LOTS OF QUESTIONS. 191 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:46,733 ERNIE? 192 00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:49,649 [MUFFLED TALKING] 193 00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:00,398 ARE YOU OK? 194 00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:02,313 TH-THEY SET A NICE TABLE HERE. 195 00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:06,361 WE HAD EGGS B-BENEDICT THIS MORNING. 196 00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:08,232 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HOUSE? 197 00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:11,714 IT WAS HUFFED AND PUFFED TO DEATH. 198 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:15,936 YOU HUFF AND PUFF AND BLOW HOUSES DOWN? 199 00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:17,285 THAT'S RIGHT. 200 00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:19,504 WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BAD WOLF, 201 00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,463 I HAD LOTS OF ALLERGIES. 202 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:24,858 IT GAVE ME SHORTNESS OF BREATH. 203 00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:25,902 YEAH? 204 00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,295 THEN I DISCOVERED 205 00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:29,993 THIS WHOLE YOGA BREATHING THING. 206 00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:31,995 IT GAVE ME POWERFUL LUNGS 207 00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:37,000 AND CURED ALL MY ALLERGIES, BUT ONE. 208 00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:38,393 WHICH ONE? 209 00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:40,177 MY ALLERGY TO... 210 00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,353 AH-AHHH... 211 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:46,401 TO FL-FL... 212 00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:48,403 FLOWERS. 213 00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:51,101 BUT WHY DOES WOLF WANT OUR LAND? 214 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:54,017 I DON'T K-KNOW. 215 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:56,106 WOLF CAN'T HAVE OUR PROPERTY 216 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:58,108 UNLESS ALL 3 OF US SIGN THE DEED. 217 00:11:58,152 --> 00:12:03,244 TH-THAT MEANS HE'LL COME BACK FOR CHIP AND YOU. 218 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,507 SORRY, WOLF. I'M NOT BUYING. 219 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,030 BEFORE I MAKE YOU A COVER BOY, 220 00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:10,033 I WANT TO SEE YOU BLOW DOWN A HOUSE. 221 00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:11,774 BUT...UH... 222 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:12,906 TELL YOU WHAT, 223 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:17,084 I'M SCHEDULED FOR A BLOWING JOB TONIGHT. 224 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,131 CHIP PIGG, HUH? 225 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:24,221 YOU BE AT THAT ADDRESS RIGHT AFTER SUNSET, 226 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:27,834 AND YOU'LL HAVE ALL THE PROOF YOU NEED. 227 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:28,878 YOU'VE GOT IT, WOLF. 228 00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:32,447 ALL THE PROOF I'LL NEED. 229 00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:36,799 DON'T GRAB HIM BEFORE YOU SEE MY FLASH GO OFF. 230 00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:40,368 I WANT TO MAKE SURE I GET A GOOD CLEAN SHOT OF HIM. 231 00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:42,065 NO PROBLEM. 232 00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:44,241 IS CHIP IN THE HOUSE? 233 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,766 READY AND WAITING. 234 00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:48,419 [GASPS] 235 00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:50,900 HERE HE COMES. 236 00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:53,511 THIS IS IT. REMEMBER, DON'T GRAB HIM 237 00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:56,036 TILL YOU SEE THE FLASH. 238 00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:02,390 [SQUEAL] 239 00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,614 GOOD EVENING. 240 00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:11,399 I COULDN'T HELP NOTICING 241 00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:14,489 THE UNUSUAL CONSTRUCTION OF THIS HOUSE. 242 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:17,274 POPSICLE STICKS, ISN'T IT? 243 00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:20,321 POPSICLE FOR THE WALLS AND FOUNDATION, 244 00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,062 CREAMSICLE FOR THE ROOF. 245 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:24,847 I WOULD LIKE TO BUY IT 246 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:28,546 PLUS, OF COURSE, THE LAND UNDER IT. 247 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,113 NO DEAL. 248 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:35,205 I CAN OFFER YOU A VERY HANDSOME SUM. 249 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:38,339 THIS IS PIG LAND. 250 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:46,651 MR. PIG. 251 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,132 LET ME IN. 252 00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:50,612 NO WAY, JOSE. 253 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,179 CHINNY CHIN CHIN. 254 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:54,007 THEN I'LL HUFF AND I'LL PUFF 255 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:57,097 AND I'LL BLOW YOUR HOUSE IN. 256 00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:14,070 WHOA! AAH! 257 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:30,043 CAN I GRAB HIM NOW? 258 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:38,529 CHIP, ERNIE, JUST SIGN THIS NICE DEEDY WEEDY FOR MR. MAYOR 259 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,923 AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY 260 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:45,580 ABOUT THAT BIG OLD NASTY LAND OF YOURS AGAIN. 261 00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:47,930 ALL RIGHTY? 262 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,019 NOT BY THE HAIR ON MY-- 263 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:53,370 ENOUGH WITH THE CHINNY CHIN CHIN! 264 00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:56,721 BOYS, I WANT TO BE NICE TO YOU, 265 00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,462 BUT IF YOU DON'T COOPERATE, 266 00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:03,032 I WON'T BE ABLE TO HOLD BACK BIG BAD WOLF HERE. 267 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:04,686 RIGHT, WOLF? 268 00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:06,949 RIGHT. HOW WOULD YOU LITTLE PUNKS 269 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:11,258 LIKE A GREAT BIG HOT FUDGE SUNDAE WITH JIMMIES? 270 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:14,565 HOW MANY TIMES MUST I EXPLAIN IT? 271 00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:17,612 I'M THE GOOD COP. YOU'RE THE BAD COP. 272 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:21,137 YOU AND YOUR HOSTAGE STRATEGIES. 273 00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:23,400 [KNOCK KNOCK] 274 00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:26,664 QUICK, HIDE THEM IN THE BACK. 275 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:33,758 I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO THE PIG HOUSE, WOLF. 276 00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,108 YOU'RE OUR COVER BOY. 277 00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:38,067 PUDKIN HERE WILL TAKE YOUR PICTURE. 278 00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,373 NOW? 279 00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:42,550 SAY GORGONZOLA. 280 00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:44,944 EEAGH! 281 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:53,387 I DON'T SEE THEM. 282 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,171 KEEP LOOKING. 283 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,520 UH, TELL ME, WOLF, 284 00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:59,610 UH, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? 285 00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:02,526 SAY MONS... MOONTZ...MUNTS... 286 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,050 SAY SWISS. 287 00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:05,268 EEAGH! 288 00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:08,619 EEAGH. THAT'S A SORT OF A BEIGE, ISN'T IT? 289 00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:11,100 I FOUND THEM. 290 00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,103 LET'S GO. 291 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:17,063 AND SO YOUR SORDID GAME IS OVER, 292 00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:18,716 MR. BIG BAD WOLF. 293 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:22,633 ONCE AGAIN, THE LITTLE PEOPLE-- 294 00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:29,684 GET ME OUT OF THIS! 295 00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:36,604 OOH. THANK YOU. 296 00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:43,393 ANY OF YOU GUYS BEEN THINKING OF DROPPING A FEW POUNDS? 297 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,613 THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME. 298 00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:49,008 TAXI! 299 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,796 ♪ IF ONE OF THOSE BOTTLES SHOULD HAPPEN TO FALL ♪ 300 00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:57,364 ♪ 3 BOTTLES OF STUFF ON THE WALL ♪ 301 00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,670 ♪ ...OF STUFF ON THE WALL 302 00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:01,846 THANKS, LAURA. 303 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,065 OH, FORGET IT. 304 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:06,547 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S HUSTLE. 305 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,380 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 306 00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:16,078 HEY, EVERYONE HERE 307 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,080 WHO OWNS A HOUSE IN ONE PIECE, 308 00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,343 RAISE HIS HAND. 309 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,693 INSIDE. 310 00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:32,747 ALL RIGHT, OPEN UP, YOU PIGS, OR WOLF HERE WILL-- 311 00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:37,621 STOP. THERE IS AN ART AND A RITUAL TO THIS. 312 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:40,450 YOU'RE SO CALLOW. 313 00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,496 AHEM. AHEM. 314 00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:45,890 MR. PIG. 315 00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,327 LET ME IN. 316 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:50,373 NOT BY THE HAIR ON MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN. 317 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,375 THEN I'LL HUFF AND I'LL PUFF 318 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,247 AND I'LL BLOW YOUR HOUSE IN. 319 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,771 NOW YOU'LL SEE WHY I'VE GOTTEN THOSE 320 00:17:56,814 --> 00:18:00,079 HOME IMPROVEMENT BOOKS ABOUT EVERY MONTH. 321 00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:21,709 MR. BLOWHARD. 322 00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:23,319 MR. POWERFUL LUNG. 323 00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,321 YOU KNOCKED OVER 6 TREES 324 00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:27,236 AND A MAILBOX. 325 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,846 WHAT ARE THEY DOING? 326 00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:32,285 THE MAYOR IS TYING A ROPE TO B.B. WOLF. 327 00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:36,115 NOW WOLF IS STARTING TO BLOW UP AGAIN. 328 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:45,385 WAIT! WE'LL SIGN THE DEED. 329 00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,648 YOU WILL? 330 00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:51,869 YEAH. WE WANT TO MAKE NICE. 331 00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:54,176 IN FACT, WE'VE GOT A LITTLE GIFT 332 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,873 FOR MR. WOLF. 333 00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:57,658 FOR YOU. 334 00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:01,314 HIT THE DECK! 335 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,534 WHAT'S GOING ON? 336 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:05,753 AH...AH... 337 00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:08,843 WAIT. WAIT. DON'T SNEEZE. 338 00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:12,325 AH-CHOO! 339 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:23,162 GESUNDHEIT. 340 00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:26,600 WELL, ROBBY, I'VE GOT TO GET GOING. 341 00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:27,427 YOU'RE LEAVING? 342 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:28,906 I'VE GOT A STORY TO FINISH. 343 00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:31,996 I'VE GOTTA FIND OUT WHY THE MAYOR AND THE WOLF 344 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,650 WANTED YOUR LAND SO MUCH. 345 00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:34,869 THANKS FOR YOUR HELP. 346 00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:38,873 HEY, THAT'S WHAT MUCKRAKING IS ALL ABOUT. 347 00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:41,571 SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAPERS. 348 00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:43,878 HELLO, CHILDREN. 349 00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,575 MOM! DAD! 350 00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:48,230 YOU CAME ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE LAWN. 351 00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,624 I WISH I HAD PREPARED SOMETHING. 352 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,234 SINCE YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW, 353 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:55,933 YOUR MOTHER AND I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO HAVE THIS. 354 00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:57,631 TH--TH--THANKS. 355 00:19:57,674 --> 00:20:00,721 I'LL PUT IT UP RIGHT NOW. 356 00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:03,941 THAT'S A FINE-LOOKING HOUSE. 357 00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:07,293 AND IT'S VERY WELL CONSTRUCTED. 358 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,469 AND IT'S OUR HOME. 359 00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:10,992 THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT. 360 00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:13,299 IT'S OUR HOME AND OUR LAND, 361 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:17,216 AND NOTHING WILL EVER MAKE US LEAVE. 362 00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:24,484 L-L-LOOK. 363 00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:26,442 BUB--BUB-- BUBBLING CRUDE. 364 00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:28,052 OIL, THAT IS. 365 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,489 BLACK GOLD. 366 00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:32,013 TEXAS TEA. 367 00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:34,276 LET'S GET OUT OF THIS DUMP 368 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,583 AND MOVE INTO A REAL HOUSE. 369 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:41,283 WELL, AS LONG WE LIVE IN A PETROCHEMICAL-BASED SOCIETY, 370 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:44,330 I GUESS WE'RE RICH. 371 00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:49,770 IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU-- 372 00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:52,294 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF MONEY, 373 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,688 OR IF YOU'VE GOT IMPORTANT PARENTS. 374 00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,342 WHAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU'RE HONEST, 375 00:20:56,385 --> 00:21:00,520 AND WORK HARD, AND HAVE OIL UNDER YOUR HOUSE. 376 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:05,786 [THEME FROM TWILIGHT ZONE PLAYS] 377 00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:10,834 ♪ GORDON, SEND US 378 00:21:10,878 --> 00:21:12,009 ♪ OH, SEND US 379 00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:15,317 ♪ INTO OUTER SPACE 380 00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:16,753 ♪ OUTER SPACE 381 00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:21,932 ♪ 'CAUSE THERE AIN'T NOBODY LIKE YOU ♪ 382 00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:27,677 ♪ IN THE MELMACKIAN RACE 383 00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:29,723 ♪ TEACH US, GORDON... 384 00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:38,297 HA! I KILL ME! 25789

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.