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WITH...
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
LIONS GATE HOME ENTERTAINMENT
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WELL, CLORISSA,
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I THINK WE CAN FIND YOU
A SMALL PART
IN THIS PICTURE.
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REALLY?
OH, MR. SKIP.
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PLEASE,
CALL ME SKIPPO.
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WE'LL TALK LATER
ABOUT AN AUDITION.
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YOU'RE ON, SKIP!
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TODAY'S EPISODE IS
ENTITLED
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THE ALADDIN BROTHERS
AND THEIR LAMP.
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AS THE STAR
OF THE STORY--
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SORRY I'M LATE.
I WAS TAKING A NAP.
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I THOUGHT
I SET MY ALARM CLOCK.
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YOU DID, BOY,
BUT I TURNED IT OFF.
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YOU TURNED IT OFF?
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I'VE BEEN WORRIED
ABOUT YOU, BOY.
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YOU'VE BEEN
WORKING TOO HARD.
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OK, ST. SKIPPY,
SIT DOWN.
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ZIGGY AND ROY ALADDIN
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TOOK THEIR
SONG-AND-DANCE ACT
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ALL OVER AMERICA.
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WHEN THEY PERFORMED,
AUDIENCES WENT CRAZY.
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SO THE ALADDIN BROTHERS
WENT TO EUROPE
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WHERE THEY TURNED OUT
TO BE IN GREAT DEMAND.
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THE ALADDINS DECIDED
TO RUN FOR COVER--
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I MEAN, HEAD
FOR THE MAGIC MYSTICAL
MIDDLE EAST.
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THE ALADDIN BROTHERS
FIGHT SOMETIMES,
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BUT THROUGH IT ALL
THEY STICK TOGETHER.
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DEEP DOWN
EACH KNOWS THE OTHER
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WOULD DO ANYTHING
FOR HIM,
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A LOT LIKE SKIP AND ME.
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ON THE BUTTON,
BOSOM BUDDY.
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SPEAKING OF THAT, PAL,
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I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT A FRIEND OF MINE.
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SHE'S A VERY
PROMISING ACTRESS,
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IMMENSELY TALENTED.
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OLIVIER CALLED HER
A GENIUS.
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OH, SKIPPY,
THANKS EVER SO
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FOR GIVING ME
THIS RAD PART.
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LOOK OUT MERYL STREEP.
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OH. OH, WATER.
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WATER. WATER.
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"LET'S GO TO
THE MIDDLE EAST,"
YOU SAID.
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"DESERT CLIMATE,"
YOU SAID.
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"FRESH AIR," YOU SAID.
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WHY, I OUGHT TO...
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DID YOU SAY,
"WATER?"
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WHERE? WHERE?
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GET A GRIP.
THERE'S
NO WATER HERE.
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OH, YEAH?
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WELL, I HEARD THAT
PEOPLE ARE 97% WATER.
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I'M GOING TO WRING YOU OUT
INTO A GLASS.
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WHOA!
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WHOA!
WHOA!
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UGH!
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AAH!
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UMPH!
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UNH!
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NOW I KNOW I'M
GOING HEAT-HAPPY.
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IT'S 120 DEGREES,
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AND I'VE GOT ON
A CAMEL-HAIR SWEATER.
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[GRRR]
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THAT'S NO
CARDIGAN, MAN.
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THAT'S SOMEBODY'S
DROMEDARY.
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REFRESH YOURSELVES,
MY FRIENDS.
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YEAH!
YEAH!
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AH!
AH!
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[BURPS]
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FRIEND,
YOU SAVED OUR LIVES.
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WE'RE
THE ALADDIN BROTHERS,
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ZIGGY AND ROY.
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WE SING,
WE DANCE,
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WE DELIVER
SNAPPY PATTER
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WITH A HINT
OF WHIMSY.
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I AM BUT A LOWLY
TRAVELING MAGICIAN.
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LOWLY SHMOLLY.
WE OWE YOU ONE.
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AND THE ALADDIN
BROTHERS PAY THEIR DEBTS.
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ACTUALLY,
THERE IS SOMETHING
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YOU CAN DO FOR ME.
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IT IS A SIMPLE TASK.
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WE'RE REALLY VERY BUSY.
ANY OTHER TIME.
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I CAN REWARD YOU
GENEROUSLY.
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TOO HAPPY
TO HELP OUT.
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ANYTHING WE CAN DO.
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[RUMBLING]
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YIKES!
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HOLD THE PHONE,
BLACK STONE.
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WHAT'S THAT DOIN'
IN THAT DUNE?
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BEHIND THIS DOOR
THERE IS A CORRIDOR.
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AT THE END
SITS AN OLD LAMP.
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BRING ME THE LAMP,
AND THE REWARD IS YOURS.
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I SENSE A CATCH.
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WHAT CATCH?
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DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING
IN THE CORRIDOR,
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OR YOU'LL DIE...
INSTANTLY!
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THAT CATCH.
THAT CATCH.
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THERE IS NO DANGER
IF YOU'RE CAREFUL.
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PERSONALLY,
I'D LOVE TO GO,
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BUT WHAT WITH MY
OLD TRICK KNEE,
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MY OLD
TRICK BACK,
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MY OLD TRICK--
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ENOUGH WITH THE OLD TRICKS,
DOUG HENNING.
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I'LL GO.
I'M THE STAR.
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WHOA!
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NOW, ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS NOT TOUCH THE WALLS
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TO COLLECT BIG BUCKS
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AND AVOID INSTANT DEATH.
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NO PROBLEM.
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KITTY BLASTERS.
MY FAVORITE.
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MAYBE IT'S A TRICK.
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ZIGGY,
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GIVE YOUR MOTHER
A BIG HUG.
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SORRY, MOM.
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WHA--?
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IN THE WORDS OF
THE STATUE OF LIBERTY--
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I'LL TAKE THIS LAMP RIGHT
THROUGH THAT GOLDEN DOOR...
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OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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WELL, THAT WAS EASY.
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WHA--?
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[RUMBLING]
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YEOW!
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RRARR!
AAH!
RRARR!
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WHOA!
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HEY!
HAUL ME UP!
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HAND ME THE LAMP FIRST.
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[THUD]
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FIRST WE WANT
TO MAKE A NEW DEAL.
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WHAT DEAL?
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I WILL SEAL
THIS DOOR FOREVER.
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HE'LL DIE
A WRETCHED DEATH.
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I DON'T LIKE THAT DEAL.
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TAKE THE LAMP.
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HE WILL SHRIVEL
WITH THIRST,
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HE WILL BLOAT
WITH HUNGER,
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HE WILL FRY.
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YOU DON'T SCARE US.
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HE SCARES US.
HE SCARES US!
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VERY WELL...
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TRY THIS NEW DEAL.
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WELL, I GUESS
WE SHOWED HIM.
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"LET'S MAKE
A NEW DEAL,"
YOU SAID.
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"LET'S NEGOTIATE,"
YOU SAID.
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"HE DOESN'T SCARE
US," YOU SAID.
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I GOT US THE LAMP,
DIDN'T I?
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THAT AND A BULLDOZER
WILL GET US
OUT OF HERE.
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SAY, THERE'S WRITING
ON THIS THING.
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"1. GRASP FIRMLY.
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"2. POINT AWAY
FROM THE EYES. 3."
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SAY, JUNIOR...
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HOLD IT. I CAN
ALMOST MAKE IT OUT.
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IT SAYS, "RUB LAMP
AND STAND BACK."
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THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING
TO TELL YOU--
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PERUSE THOSE
PYROTECHNICS.
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HERE'S GENIE!
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[COUGH COUGH]
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NEXT TIME I'LL
ASK FOR NONSMOKING.
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SAY, FELLA,
ARE YOU A GENIE?
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NO, CAMEL-BREATH.
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I JUST HAVE
A VERY TALL BOO-BOO
ON MY HEAD.
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HA HA.
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BOY, YOU KNOW,
I'M REALLY GLAD TO
BE OUT OF THAT LAMP.
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I WAS IN THERE
FOR A LONG TIME.
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Audience: HOW LONG WAS IT?
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IT WAS SO LONG
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THAT MY VIDEO CLUB
LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP
EXPIRED...
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THREE TIMES.
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BUT SERIOUSLY,
AN EVIL MAN
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IMPRISONED ME
MANY YEARS AGO,
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AND I THANK YOU
FOR SETTING ME FREE.
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I NOW MUST FULFILL
YOUR EVERY WISH.
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I'LL TAKE A BOAT,
A CAR, AND A MILLION BUCKS.
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EASY ON THE AVARICE,
AMIGO.
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WE SHOULD SET
AN EXAMPLE FOR
THE KIDS AT HOME.
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OH, YEAH. I'D LIKE
A MILLION DOLLARS...
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DONATED TO WORTHY CAUSES.
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NOW, DON'T YOU
FEEL BETTER?
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I'D FEEL BETTER
IF WE CAN GET
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OUT OF THIS HOLE
IN THE GROUND.
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WE NEED
FOOD, LODGING,
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AND AN AUDIENCE
WITH LOW EXPECTATIONS.
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YOU'RE IN LUCK
BECAUSE WE ARE NEAR
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TO THE WONDROUS
AND MYSTICAL CITY
OF SIBOYGAN.
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HOW DO WE GET THERE?
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WELL, YOU TAKE THE
SAN DIEGO FREEWAY
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TO SLAUSON CUTOFF
AND THEN YOU TAKE--
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NEVER MIND
THE DIRECTIONS.
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JUST DO THAT VOODOO
THAT YOU DO SO WELL.
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ANYTHING YOU SAY,
O MASTER.
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WHOA!
WHOA!
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WHOEVER INSTALLED
THIS CARPET
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SKIMPED ON THE TACKS.
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IT COULD USE A
LITTLE MORE PADDING.
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YEAH.
LIKE 35,000 FEET.
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THIS IS SOME CRAZY PLACE.
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HEY, DIG
THE PIED PIPER.
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REMINDS ME
OF OUR AGENT.
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HE'S A BASKET CASE, TOO.
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[FANFARE]
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WHY RUSH DOWN
THE ALLEY, BABA?
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THE PRINCESS
CASBAH AL BOUDOIR
IS COMING.
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SHE IS THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
IN ALL THE LAND.
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AND YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY?
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NO COMMONER MAY LOOK
UPON THE PRINCESS.
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THE PENALTY'S DEATH.
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RACE YOU TO KUWAIT.
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00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:11,349
SO WHO DOES GET TO CAST
HIS BABY BLUES
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ON THIS ROYAL BABE?
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HUNDREDS OF PRINCES
LINE UP EVERY DAY
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TO BEG FOR HER HAND.
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SAY, HOW COME YOU TWO
KNOW SO MUCH?
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WE'RE THE WRITERS.
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WE'D BETTER
GET OUT OF SIGHT.
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IF SHE LIFTS HER VEIL...
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THEY CAN'T
DO THAT TO US.
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00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:30,325
WE'VE GOT
THREE SEQUELS LINED UP.
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BUT WHY TAKE CHANCES?
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WOW.
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OH, FOR THE TOUCH
OF YOUR HAND.
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THE VISE-LIKE TOUCH
OF YOUR HAND.
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GOING HEAVY ON THE BARBELLS,
AREN'T WE, PRECIOUS?
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THIS DOG HAS LOOKED
UPON THE COUNTENANCE
OF THE PRINCESS.
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00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:16,458
AND THIS
IS HIS ACCOMPLICE.
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YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.
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ANYTHING YOU SAY
MAY BE USED AGAINST YOU
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BY A GUY
WITH A BIG AX.
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DO YOU HAVE
A LAST REQUEST?
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YES.
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00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:28,122
CAN WE GET THOSE WRITERS
BACK IN HERE
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TO TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT
THIS PART OF THE STORY?
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"CLOSE THE SHOP,"
YOU SAID.
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"SELL THE HOUSE,"
YOU SAID.
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"BUY A TICKET
TO THE MIDEAST,"
YOU--
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HOLD ON, BOSOM BUDDY.
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YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO LOST HIS HEART
AND OUR HEADS.
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HEY, ROY,
LOOKY HERE.
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THE LAMP--
OUR TICKET OUT OF HERE.
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00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:58,674
BUT HOW DO WE
GET IT TO US?
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HEY, YOU REMEMBER
ROUTINE SEVEN?
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ROUTINE SEVEN!
240
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:02,983
OH, YEAH.
GOOD IDEA.
241
00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:06,769
IT'S A SHAME THAT
OUR CAVE FULL OF TREASURE
242
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,423
IS SITTING THERE
UNGUARDED.
243
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,947
SACKS OF GOLD
AND PILES OF CASH.
244
00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:15,299
I'D FEEL BETTER IF I KNEW
SOMEBODY WAS PROTECTING IT
245
00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:16,213
FROM THIEVES.
246
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:17,954
MAYBE I CAN HELP.
247
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,216
-MAYBE YOU CAN.
-MAYBE YOU CAN.
248
00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:22,654
BUT WE HAVE
TO TELL YOU
THE SECRET PASSWORD
249
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:26,006
THAT OPENS
THE CAVE DOOR.
250
00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:29,531
HERE'S THE PASSWORD.
251
00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:32,534
PATT-A-CAKE, PATT-A-CAKE,
BAKER'S MAN.
252
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:38,758
KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR
AND SIM-SALLE...BAM!
253
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,853
HOW YOU COMING
WITH THAT LOCK?
254
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,768
DON'T RUSH ME, BOY.
255
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:51,509
I WON'T,
BUT THEY WILL.
256
00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:59,822
OOH, EASY
ON THE RUBBING.
257
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,258
YOU ALMOST GAVE ME
AN INDIAN BURN.
258
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:03,478
SORRY. WE NEED
YOUR HELP FAST.
259
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:06,698
CAN YOU DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THE STAMPEDE?
260
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:14,619
OH, YOU'RE SO COOL.
261
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:17,100
[CHATTERING]
262
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:23,846
WELL, I'M GLAD WE'RE
HOMEWARD BOUND.
263
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:24,760
NOT ME.
264
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,283
I'M IN LOVE
WITH THE PRINCESS.
265
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:29,417
COME ON, I KNOW
PLENTY OF PRINCESSES
BACK IN THE STATES.
266
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:33,290
THEY GOT NICE
LONG FINGERNAILS
AND RICH DADDIES.
267
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:34,204
SORRY, ROY.
268
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:35,945
I GOT TO TRY
TO MAKE HER MINE,
269
00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:37,729
EVEN IF IT MEANS...
270
00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,166
BUT WE HAVE
THE LAMP.
271
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:40,907
THE WORLD IS OUR
BLUE POINT.
272
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:41,908
IT'S YOURS.
273
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,605
OH, ZIG,
I COULDN'T.
274
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,607
IT'S YOUR LAMP.
YOU SHOULD
HAVE IT.
275
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:46,956
PLEASE,
TAKE IT BACK.
PLEASE.
276
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,262
NO, IT'S TOTALLY
BAD.
277
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:50,960
NO, KEEP IT.
I INSIST.
278
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:53,441
WELL, IF YOU INSIST.
279
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:54,137
OK.
280
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:56,400
GOOD LUCK, AMIGO.
281
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:14,418
I HOPE I SEE
THE PRINCESS
282
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:18,858
BEFORE SHE'S
SUCKERED IN BY ONE
OF THESE SCHLEMIELS.
283
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:25,516
I AM PRINCE
ABU-BEN BOOVY.
284
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,389
IF YOUR DAUGHTER
SHOULD CONSENT
TO MARRY ME,
285
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:31,392
SHE'LL RECEIVE
THE FOLLOWING--
286
00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:34,699
YOU'LL HONEYMOON
AT THE FABULOUS FLAME HOTEL
287
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:35,787
IN CAIRO, EGYPT,
288
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:38,486
THEN YOU'LL RETURN,
VIA NILE AIRWAYS,
289
00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:40,531
TO YOUR NEW DREAM PALACE
290
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,185
IN BAGHDAD, IRAQ.
291
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:44,144
ABU.
292
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,153
OUR REGRETS, PRINCE,
293
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:57,070
BUT WE ARE DEEPLY GRATEFUL
FOR YOUR APPEARANCE.
294
00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:00,203
GET A LOAD
OF THESE GUYS.
295
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,379
WHAT A PACK
OF JOKERS.
296
00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:03,554
TURN AROUND.
297
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:04,991
YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY LINES
IN THIS CARTOON.
298
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:07,645
THAT'S ENOUGH
FOR TODAY.
THANK YOU.
299
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:10,692
AW!
AW!
300
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,476
OHH.
301
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,783
PARDON ME.
302
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,179
WOW.
303
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,920
UH, YOUR SULTANTY,
304
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,965
I'VE GOT TO MARRY
YOUR DAUGHTER.
305
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:23,835
HMM.
306
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,837
WHAT HAVE YOU
TO OFFER?
307
00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:26,926
OFFER?
308
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,840
UH...GUM?
309
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:29,798
[GASP]
310
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:32,844
SULTY, ALL I'VE GOT
IS MY LOVE.
311
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,150
IN MY COUNTRY,
312
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:37,458
THAT'S CONSIDERED
A PRETTY GOOD
WEDDING GIFT.
313
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,199
YOUR MAJESTY?
314
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:40,896
YES, ROYAL MAGICIAN?
315
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,506
WITH YOUR
GRACIOUS PERMISSION,
316
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:45,596
I BELIEVE I CAN
HELP THIS PRINCE
317
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:49,949
FIND A WORTHY GIFT
FOR HER HIGHNESS.
318
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,342
YOU'RE THE GUY
FROM ACT ONE.
319
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:53,909
WHERE'S THE MAGIC LAMP?
320
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,041
I DON'T HAVE IT.
321
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,129
YOU WANT SOME GUM?
322
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:59,567
SO, YOU'D RATHER
DO THIS THE HARD WAY.
323
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,003
I DIDN'T
SAY THAT.
324
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,222
WHEN DID
YOU ASK ME THAT?
325
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:03,223
I WANT
THE EASY WAY.
326
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:06,400
THIS MAN IS NOT ROYALTY.
327
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:10,056
HE HAS LOOKED UPON
THE FACE OF THE PRINCESS.
328
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:12,406
HE MUST DIE!
329
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,538
HEE HEE HEE!
330
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,889
WAIT!
331
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:20,849
I BEG YOU NOT TO HARM
THIS COMMONER.
332
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:23,547
SURE. LET'S
IGNORE THE LAW.
333
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:26,028
LET'S RUN WILD
IN THE STREETS,
334
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:26,811
AND TEAR OFF
OUR CLOTHES,
335
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:29,640
AND PARK
IN RED ZONES!
336
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:30,815
HE'S RIGHT.
337
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,817
WE MUST UPHOLD THE LAW.
338
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:35,124
THERE'S NEVER
A STUNT DOUBLE
AROUND
339
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:36,212
WHEN YOU NEED ONE.
340
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:38,258
HOLD THE PHONE!
341
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:42,871
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
342
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:45,787
YOU THINK I'D LET YOU
PLAY THE PALACE
WITHOUT ME?
343
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:48,485
WELL, I'M NOT GOING OVER
AS A SOLO.
344
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,574
REMEMBER ROUTINE SIX?
345
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:52,054
YOU'RE RIGHT, ROY.
346
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,099
WE MADE A DEAL
WITH HIM,
347
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:54,100
AND A DEAL'S A DEAL.
348
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:56,841
NOW YOU'RE
TALKING SENSE,
ZIG BOY.
349
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:59,322
NOW, YOU PROMISED A REWARD,
REMEMBER?
350
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:03,848
YOU'LL GET EVERYTHING
YOU DESERVE.
351
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:06,895
MAGICIAN,
BRING ME THAT LAMP.
352
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,636
SHUT UP, PORKY.
353
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:12,466
I NOW HAVE
ULTIMATE POWER!
354
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:13,945
YOU, MY BEAUTY,
355
00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:18,254
I SHALL MAKE
MY PERSONAL SLAVE.
356
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:21,170
AND YOU, JUMBO JERK,
357
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:23,825
I SHALL DESTROY.
358
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,957
SIBOYGAN IS MINE!
359
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,959
MINE! MINE!
360
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:30,049
[YAWN]
361
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,402
YOU JUST WATCH.
362
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:37,926
I'M GOING
TO DO ALL THAT...
363
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:38,970
WHAT I SAID.
364
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:43,062
YOU'RE POWERLESS
AGAINST ME.
365
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,672
OOH, I'M HELPLESS,
366
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:48,371
WHAT, WITH THE BLINDING
GLEAM OFF THAT LAMP
YOU'VE POLISHED,
367
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:50,025
I CAN'T DO A THING.
368
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,983
SEIZE HIM!
369
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,115
YOU TRICKED ME.
370
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,116
WHERE IS THE GENIE?
371
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,946
ROUTINE SIX--
THE OLD SWITCHEROO.
372
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,911
GREETINGS,
SPHINX-BREATH.
373
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,217
YOU KNOW HIM?
374
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:11,002
THIS IS THE BOZO
WHO IMPRISONED ME
IN THE LAMP
375
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:12,091
ALL THOSE YEARS AGO.
376
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,441
MAY A WEIRD HOLY MAN
TIE YOUR TURBAN
377
00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:17,008
TO A LOVE-CRAZED
CAMEL.
378
00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:21,709
YOU CANNOT HARM ME.
379
00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:26,583
I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL.
380
00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:30,370
YOU ARE HELPLESS
AGAINST ME.
381
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:31,936
HEE HEE HEE!
382
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,547
TAKE HIM AWAY.
383
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:36,985
I'LL GIVE YOUR ANKLES
SUCH A BITE.
384
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:39,727
THANK YOU
FOR SAVING OUR KINGDOM.
385
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,163
SINCE YOU HAVE A GENIE,
386
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,773
AND WE HAVE A VACANCY,
387
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:46,647
PERHAPS YOU WOULD CONSIDER BECOMING
OUR NEW ROYAL MAGICIANS.
388
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:49,606
WE'D BE PLEASED
AS PUNCH,
YOUR POTENTATE.
389
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,652
OF COURSE,
A ROYAL MAGICIAN
390
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:55,569
IS QUALIFIED TO MARRY
A ROYAL PRINCESS.
391
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:59,138
I FEEL A HAPPY ENDING
COMING ON.
392
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:02,619
[WEDDING RECESSIONAL PLAYS]
393
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:05,274
...IN THE BOND
OF MATRIMONY.
394
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:06,841
THE RING, PLEASE.
395
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:09,539
OH, THE RING.
396
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:16,198
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
HUSBAND AND WIFE.
397
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:17,460
YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.
398
00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:19,332
WHAT'S GOING ON
AROUND HERE?
399
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,160
I'M ALWAYS THE ONE
WHO GETS THE GIRL.
400
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:24,511
HE'S BEEN STRIP-MINING
MY TERRITORY ALL EPISODE.
401
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:27,122
DON'T ASK ME
ABOUT WOMAN PROBLEMS,
MASTER.
402
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,254
I'VE HAD SIX WIVES.
403
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:31,213
WELL, THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING TO DO.
404
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,131
ALL RIGHT, JUST HOLD IT.
405
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,480
OH, CLORISSA.
406
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:38,699
CLORISSA!
407
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:40,788
NOW, MR. SHUMWAY?
408
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:41,702
NOW, CLORISSA.
409
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:45,053
OH, ZIGGY,
I LOVE YOU.
410
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:47,098
I ADORE YOU.
411
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:50,754
MARRY ME AND MAKE
LIFE WORTH LIVING.
412
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:52,539
I GAVE HER
A BIGGER PART.
413
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,236
OK, FRIEND,
FROM THE TOP.
414
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,979
DEARLY BELOVED,
WE ARE GATHERED
HERE TODAY--
415
00:19:58,022 --> 00:19:59,241
UGH, AGAIN--
416
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:03,245
TO UNITE IN WEDLOCK
THIS MAN
AND THIS WOMAN.
417
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:04,638
THERE'LL BE
A SMORGASBORD
418
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,379
IN THE OASIS ROOM
IN TEN MINUTES.
419
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:09,120
I'VE GOT DIBS
ON THE KITTEN TARTAR.
420
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:13,690
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
MAN AND WIFE.
421
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:19,348
HI.
422
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:22,699
TIME AGAIN
FOR THE MAIL BAG.
423
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:26,486
"DEAR ALF, I WANT
TO WRITE YOU A LETTER,
424
00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,270
"BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
425
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,663
"COULD YOU
PLEASE TELL ME?
426
00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:34,842
SIGNED, LIZ BETSY,
ELIZABETH, OHIO."
427
00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:38,280
DEAR, LIZ,
WHAT A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY
428
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:41,196
TO PRESENT ALF'S
LETTER-WRITING TIPS
429
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,285
FOR FANS
AND OTHER WORSHIPERS.
430
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:47,289
ONE--TELL ME I'M CUTER
THAN MICHAEL J. FOX.
431
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:51,119
TWO--TELL ME I'M CUTER
THAN KIRK CAMERON.
432
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:54,775
THREE--TELL ME I'M CUTER
THAN JASON BATEMAN.
433
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:59,258
FOUR--TWO TRAINS ARE
TRAVELING TOWARD EACH OTHER
434
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,607
AT 90 MPH.
435
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:03,087
HOW MUCH TIME DO
THE PASSENGERS HAVE
TO JUMP OFF?
436
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:06,265
SEE, I THREW
THAT LAST ONE IN
TO REMIND YOU
437
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:09,180
THAT TV CAN
ALSO BE EDUCATIONAL.
438
00:21:09,224 --> 00:21:12,096
THAT'S ALL FOR ALF'S
MAILBAG THIS TIME.
439
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:17,580
KEEP THOSE FICTITIOUS
CARDS AND LETTERS COMING IN.
440
00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:20,801
♪ GORDON, SEND US
441
00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:22,281
♪ OH, SEND US
442
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:24,544
♪ INTO OUTER SPACE
443
00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:26,328
♪ OUTER SPACE
444
00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:31,812
♪ 'CAUSE THERE AIN'T
NOBODY LIKE YOU ♪
445
00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:37,600
♪ IN THE MELMACKIAN RACE
446
00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:39,646
♪ TEACH US, GORDON...
447
00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:47,915
HA! I KILL ME!
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