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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:43,467 (music) Many moons ago in a far-off place 2 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:47,343 (music) Lived a handsome prince with a gloomy face 3 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:51,475 (music) For he did not have a bride 4 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:54,452 [narrator] For the queen, you see, was very picky 5 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:56,921 about whom the prince should marry. 6 00:00:56,990 --> 00:01:01,188 She insisted that only a real princess was suitable for her son. 7 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:05,197 And so, every lady who came to the castle hoping to wed the prince, 8 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:07,290 was given a royalty test 9 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:10,200 to see if she was a true princess. 10 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:16,338 (music) For a princess is a delicate thing 11 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:20,641 (music) Delicate and dainty as a dragonfly's wing 12 00:01:20,713 --> 00:01:26,174 (music) You can recognize a lady by her elegant hair 13 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:30,552 (music) But a genuine princess 14 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:34,423 (music) is exceedingly rare (music) 15 00:01:34,494 --> 00:01:36,462 Correct. 16 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:40,097 Next. 17 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:44,262 This next question concerns famous rulers. 18 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:51,098 Name three kings. 19 00:01:51,177 --> 00:01:53,645 Three kings. Uh... 20 00:01:53,713 --> 00:01:57,149 King John. King... Arthur. 21 00:01:58,751 --> 00:02:00,048 King Ethelred? 22 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,418 Correct. 23 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:08,050 You see, Mama, she is the best one yet. 24 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,460 - Can I marry her now? - Not yet, sweetheart. 25 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:12,930 Not yet. There's still one more question. 26 00:02:12,999 --> 00:02:14,125 Wizard. 27 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:18,398 I can't believe none of us can get married till the prince does. 28 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:20,371 - What was that? - [Crowd gasping] 29 00:02:21,407 --> 00:02:25,673 Oh... I was just stating the marriage law, Your Majesty. 30 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:28,270 Oh. Well, perhaps you could state it 31 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:30,839 for the entire court, Lady Larken. 32 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:33,283 Yes. The marriage law. 33 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:36,049 - Louder. - The marriage law. 34 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:41,189 Throughout the land no one may wed till Dauntless shares his marriage bed. 35 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:43,195 Good. You may continue. 36 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:45,823 This last question has four parts 37 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:49,995 and concerns a famous man known as the Knight of the Red Cross. 38 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:53,968 - One: What was his name? - [Whispering] 39 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:57,567 Two: What beast did he slay? 40 00:02:57,644 --> 00:03:01,375 Three: How many rows of teeth did the beast have and what kind? 41 00:03:01,447 --> 00:03:03,176 - [Whispering] - And four: 42 00:03:03,249 --> 00:03:06,650 What was the middle name of the daughter-in-law of the best friend 43 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:10,155 of the blacksmith who forged the sword that killed the beast? 44 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:13,957 All right, then. 45 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:17,121 - One, St. George. - [Crowd gasping] 46 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,290 - Two, the dragon. - [Crowd gasping] 47 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:22,357 Three, 12 rows of teeth made of iron, 48 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:25,734 And four... Could you repeat the last question? 49 00:03:25,805 --> 00:03:27,966 Middle name. Daughter-in-law. 50 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,975 Best friend. Blacksmith. 51 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,311 Right, right. I know this. 52 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:35,609 Ticktock, ticktock. 53 00:03:36,282 --> 00:03:38,614 - It was Ada! - [Crowd gasps] 54 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,453 Ohhhhhh. I'm sorry. 55 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:46,322 So close, but the actual answer was Ida. 56 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:49,122 - Thanks for playing. - [Crowd groaning] 57 00:03:49,195 --> 00:03:52,722 Oh, what a shame. Such a pretty little thing too. 58 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:56,792 You do show some aptitude, my dear, but remember, blood will tell. 59 00:03:56,869 --> 00:03:59,064 And yours didn't tell us quite enough. 60 00:04:00,773 --> 00:04:06,006 (music) For a princess is a delicate thing 61 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:11,107 (music) Delicate and dainty as a dragonfly's wing 62 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:14,244 (music) You can recognize a lady 63 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:18,723 (music) By her elegant hair 64 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:22,989 (music) But a genuine princess 65 00:04:23,062 --> 00:04:28,090 (music) is exceedingly rare (music) 66 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:32,404 Goodbye, good luck and get out. 67 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:34,804 [Sobbing] 68 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:41,337 These emotional outbursts are so tiresome. 69 00:04:42,882 --> 00:04:47,080 Sextimus! If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times. 70 00:04:47,153 --> 00:04:49,587 I will not have you playing these foolish games 71 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:51,920 and making an absolute idiot of yourself. 72 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:54,425 It just isn't dignified. 73 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:58,157 Even though you're unable to speak, you are still the king. 74 00:04:58,231 --> 00:05:01,325 It's up to you to set a proper example for the court. 75 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,435 And as for you, jester, 76 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:06,370 I would appreciate it if you'd stop encouraging him. 77 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:08,999 You're just as bad as he is. 78 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:12,203 Ohhhh, the things I have to put up with around here. 79 00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:15,714 If it weren't for me, this kingdom would fall apart. 80 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:17,943 It would absolutely go to pieces. 81 00:05:19,752 --> 00:05:22,016 Don't dilly-dally, Dauntless, darling. 82 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:23,953 It's nearly time for your cocoa. 83 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:33,897 [Sighs] 84 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:37,762 All right, what is it? 85 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:40,806 I'm beginning to think you don't want me to get married. 86 00:05:40,873 --> 00:05:44,434 Don't want you to get married? Dauntless, don't you trust me? 87 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:47,673 - Of course, but... - Then how can you say such a thing? 88 00:05:47,747 --> 00:05:49,806 I want you to get married. 89 00:05:50,783 --> 00:05:52,648 This morning I said to your father, 90 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:56,120 "Sextimus, I want that boy to get married." 91 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:59,317 - Then why can't I... - He didn't say a thing. He never does. 92 00:05:59,392 --> 00:06:02,555 Yet, I don't want you to worry your tiny little head 93 00:06:02,628 --> 00:06:06,189 over the fact that your father and I don't get along and never have. 94 00:06:06,265 --> 00:06:09,860 He may be a mean, stupid, selfish, dreadful, rotten man, 95 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:12,734 but he is your father and I want you to respect him. 96 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:17,475 There's only one person who really cares about you 97 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:22,913 and your future, and that's what I'm talking about now, your future. 98 00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:27,578 Sweetiekins, you can't just marry anybody. 99 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:30,685 She has to be someone suitable. 100 00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:35,592 Someone who's good enough and sweet enough and smart enough 101 00:06:35,661 --> 00:06:40,530 for my good, nice, sweet, smart, beautiful baby boy. 102 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:45,500 And she must be a genuine princess of the royal blood, 103 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,038 just as I was. 104 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:50,905 That's what you really want, someone like me. 105 00:06:50,977 --> 00:06:52,410 Of course you do. 106 00:06:52,478 --> 00:06:54,275 Just remember this: 107 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:56,941 You may search the wide world over, 108 00:06:57,016 --> 00:07:00,110 but you'll never find another. 109 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:02,586 Be it ever so humble, 110 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:06,421 - there's no place like your mother. - [Gulps] 111 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:14,393 - [Gasps] Harry! - [Chuckling] 112 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:15,900 My darling. 113 00:07:17,503 --> 00:07:18,765 You missed the test. 114 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:21,068 Sweet Larken, my responsibilities 115 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:23,540 as Chivalric Knight of the Herald keep me busy. 116 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:25,509 - She failed. - No. 117 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:27,637 - Yes. - Bad luck. 118 00:07:27,713 --> 00:07:30,477 Harry, I want to get married. 119 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:34,509 Of course, Larken. Once Dauntless shares his marriage bed. 120 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:36,077 Before that. 121 00:07:36,756 --> 00:07:38,747 But that would be breaking the law. 122 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:42,261 How could you expect me, Sir Harry, Harry the Immaculate, 123 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:45,764 Chivalric Knight of the Herald, keeper of order and obedience, 124 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:48,733 future prime minister of the land, to break the law? 125 00:07:49,335 --> 00:07:52,327 Nothing is, or can be, more important than the law. 126 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:54,134 Not even love? 127 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:58,435 Aren't you the silly one? Yes. 128 00:07:58,511 --> 00:08:00,638 Love is important, 129 00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:04,877 and if a princess is not found in a few months, I will find one myself. 130 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:07,181 Or I don't deserve to wear my spurs. 131 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:11,119 Yeah. About those spurs... 132 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:13,681 You remember the royal joust when you won them? 133 00:08:13,759 --> 00:08:14,783 Yes. 134 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:18,820 We had a picnic later under the spreading oak. 135 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:21,264 The oak, spreading. 136 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:25,834 And a lark was singing, and you said you'd remember that moment forever. 137 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:29,204 - The lark reminded you of my name. - Yes, Larken. 138 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:31,175 Well, I'm gonna have a baby. 139 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:36,341 So... A princess for Dauntless must be found soon, 140 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:38,747 or I'll have to leave. 141 00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:42,282 - Uh... - Oh, I know this is bad. 142 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,482 Your reputation will be ruined. 143 00:08:44,557 --> 00:08:46,889 We'll both be run out of court. 144 00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:50,190 Just say the word, Harry, and I'll... go away. 145 00:08:52,331 --> 00:08:54,026 By myself. 146 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,829 - Forever. - No. 147 00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:57,597 You'll stay here. 148 00:08:57,670 --> 00:09:01,572 Why should we both suffer just because you had a moment of weakness? 149 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:03,700 Oh, Harry! 150 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:07,077 We're none of us perfect. 151 00:09:07,146 --> 00:09:10,206 I'll leave today to find a princess for Dauntless. 152 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,114 Everything's gonna be all right. 153 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:16,147 (music) it won't be long, it won't be long, it won't 154 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:21,922 (music) Because it can't be long before our dreams come true 155 00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:24,656 (music) Because you know I don't belong 156 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:27,699 (music) And furthermore I shan't belong 157 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:31,430 (music) To anyone but you 158 00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:36,669 (music) in a little while, just a little while 159 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:40,678 (music) You and I will be one, two, three, four 160 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:44,614 (music) in a little while I will see your smile 161 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:47,585 (music) On the face of my son-to-be 162 00:09:47,653 --> 00:09:51,419 (music) Forever hand in glove 163 00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:55,358 (music) is the way I have it planned 164 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:59,057 (music) But I�ll only stay in love 165 00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:02,760 (music) if the glove contains your hand 166 00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:09,433 (music) in a velvet gown I�ll be coming down the aisle 167 00:10:09,508 --> 00:10:12,409 (music) And it's bound to seem as though 168 00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:15,936 (music) The waiting's only been a little 169 00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:20,418 (music) in a little while 170 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:23,182 - Have you any idea how soon, my love? - November. 171 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,756 November. 172 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,725 (music) My time is at a premium 173 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:31,058 (music) For soon the world will see me a 174 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:34,827 (music) Maternal bride-to-be 175 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:37,835 (music) I know I mustn't worry, Harry 176 00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:40,804 (music) Still, I wish you'd hurry, Harry 177 00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:44,536 (music) Harry, marry me 178 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:50,876 (music) in a little while Just a little while 179 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:54,943 (music) You and I will be one, two, three, four 180 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:58,582 (music) in a little while I will see your smile 181 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:02,025 (music) On the face of my son-to-be 182 00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:05,257 (music) Forever hand in glove 183 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:09,563 (music) is the way I have it planned 184 00:11:09,635 --> 00:11:13,332 (music) But I�ll only stay in love 185 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:17,342 (music) if the glove contains your hand 186 00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:22,776 (music) I can see it all, down to every small detail 187 00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:26,809 (music) So I wish you'd look around 188 00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:30,378 (music) Until you found a castle in the neighborhood 189 00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:33,687 (music) For sale 190 00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:36,125 Don't be afraid, Larken. I won't fail you. 191 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:40,632 I'll bring back a real princess who will be able to pass the queen's test. 192 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,498 - We'll be waiting for you. - We? 193 00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:45,800 You know. 194 00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:54,577 (music) in a velvet gown I�ll be coming down the aisle 195 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,911 (music) And it's bound 196 00:11:56,982 --> 00:12:02,716 (music) To seem as though the waiting's only been a little 197 00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:09,022 (music) in a little while (music) 198 00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:20,429 [Knocking on door] 199 00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:22,030 [Queen] Yes? 200 00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:24,703 Your Majesty. 201 00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,608 - Your Highness. - Hello, Harry. 202 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,409 I have the honor to request a perilous labor. 203 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,144 I wish to search for a true princess of royal blood. 204 00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:34,448 - One who will suit you both. - No. 205 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:37,284 - Mama! - No, no, no, no! 206 00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:40,655 We've been through all eligible girls in neighboring kingdoms. 207 00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:41,954 There are none left. 208 00:12:42,027 --> 00:12:44,996 We'll have to wait for their little sisters to grow up, 209 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:47,760 - and that'll take years. - But, madam, 210 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:50,597 - I plan to head over the mountains. - The mountains? 211 00:12:50,669 --> 00:12:52,864 - Across the badlands. - The badlands? 212 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:55,964 Into the marshland where the beautiful swamp lily grows. 213 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:59,306 The marsh... Are you out of your mind? 214 00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:01,573 Mama, let Sir Harry try, please? 215 00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:02,909 For me? 216 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:05,712 Pleassssse. 217 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,982 [Baby talk] 218 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,955 All right. 219 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,820 - It's your sinus. - Thank you, Your Majesty. 220 00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:23,496 - Good luck, Harry. - Dauntless. 221 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,636 Good luck. 222 00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:48,383 [Man] Sir Harry is back! 223 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,492 Sir Harry approaches! 224 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,829 Make haste. Lower the drawbridge. 225 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:58,134 Sir Harry is back with a new princess! 226 00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:15,883 [Grunting] 227 00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:23,718 [Coughing] 228 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,094 [Panting] 229 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:29,828 Hah. Hah. [Sighing] 230 00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:37,875 Look, Mama, she's all wet. 231 00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:40,844 Actually, I swam the moat. 232 00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:43,643 I... Oh! Oh, goodness! 233 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,617 I'm so sorry, poor little fish. [Kissing sounds] 234 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:49,518 But not to worry. 235 00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:51,715 There's a nice draft here, 236 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:55,055 so if I just stand like this, I'll be dry in no time. 237 00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:57,652 You swam the moat? 238 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,198 [Laughing] I know. I was a little bit anxious. 239 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,564 But my friend, Sir Harry... Oh. 240 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,398 He must still be out there. 241 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,995 He told me there was an opening for a princess. 242 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,870 Any princess. So, here I am. 243 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,911 The early bird gets the worm, and all that, as they say. 244 00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:16,209 [Laughing] 245 00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:20,485 So. 246 00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:22,681 Who's the lucky chap? 247 00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:29,983 - (music) Hey, nonny, nonny, is it you? - (music) Hey, nonny, nonny, nonny, no 248 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:33,589 - (music) Hey, nonny, nonny, is it you? - (music) Hey, nonny, nonny, nonny, no 249 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:36,999 (music) Hey, nonny, nonny is it you or you, or you, or you, or... 250 00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:39,333 (music) Nonny, no, nee, nee, nee, nu, nee, nonny, no 251 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:40,702 No, no, no! 252 00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:47,676 (music) Someone's being bashful 253 00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:50,544 (music) That's no way to be 254 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,345 (music) Not with me 255 00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,682 (music) Can't you see 256 00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:59,213 (music) That I am just as embarrassed as you 257 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:04,126 (music) And I can understand your point of view? 258 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:08,462 (music) I�ve always been shy 259 00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:12,095 (music) I confess it I�m shy 260 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:16,471 (music) Can't you guess that this confident air is a mask that I wear 261 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,908 (music) 'Cause I�m shy 262 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,209 (music) And you may be sure 263 00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:25,717 (music) Way down deep I�m demure 264 00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:28,776 (music) Though some people I know might deny it 265 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:31,721 (music) At bottom I�m quiet and pure 266 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,119 (music) I�m aware that it's wrong 267 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,355 (music) To be meek as I am 268 00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:39,590 (music) My chances may pass me by 269 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,361 (music) I pretend to be strong 270 00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:44,800 (music) But as weak as I am 271 00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:47,202 (music) All I can do is try 272 00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:50,400 (music) God knows I try 273 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:53,809 (music) Though I�m frightfully shy 274 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:56,814 (music) And despite the impression I give 275 00:16:56,882 --> 00:17:01,512 (music) I confess that I�m living a lie 276 00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:05,489 (music) Because I�m actually terribly timid 277 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:11,963 (music) And horribly 278 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,555 (music) Shy 279 00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:20,661 (music) Though a lady may be dripping with glamour 280 00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:23,970 (music) As often as not she will stumble and stammer 281 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,739 (music) When suddenly confronted with romance 282 00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:30,009 (music) And she's likely to fall on her face 283 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,916 (music) When she's finally face to face 284 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:37,820 (music) With a pair of pants 285 00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:43,590 - (music) I�m going fishing for a mate - (music) She's going fishing for a mate 286 00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:46,893 - (music) I�m gonna look in every brook - (music) She's gonna look in every brook 287 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:49,661 (music) But how much longer must I wait 288 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:54,172 - (music) With bated breath and hook? - Whoa. 289 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:12,222 (music) Ahhhh 290 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,878 Super duper! 291 00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,268 (music) And that is why 292 00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:03,638 (music) Though I�m painfully shy 293 00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:07,509 (music) I�m insane to know which sir You, sir? 294 00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:09,979 - (music) Not I, sir - (music) Then who, sir? 295 00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:12,175 (music) Where, sir, and when, sir? 296 00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,651 (music) I couldn't be tenser 297 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:18,884 (music) So let's get this done and get on with the fun 298 00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:19,946 (music) Man 299 00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:24,086 - (music) I am one man - (music) The lady is one man 300 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:29,328 (music) Shy (music) 301 00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:45,342 You swam the moat? 302 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:49,251 Your Majesty, do you ever say anything apart from "you swam the moat"? 303 00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:51,380 Are you asking me to believe 304 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:54,687 that you are a genuine princess of the royal blood? 305 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:58,696 - Well, I... - And you have the nerve and the gall 306 00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:02,165 and the presumption to apply for my son's hand in marriage? 307 00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:03,701 - May I say something? - No. 308 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:08,365 Do you imagine for one moment that I would even consider you... 309 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:12,035 ...remotely suitable for any son of mine? 310 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:16,740 Well, you are laboring under a very unfortunate misapprehension, my dear. 311 00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:19,841 My son is not going to marry any moat swimmer! 312 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:23,376 Not while I have a breath left in my body. 313 00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:25,616 [Sobbing] And I haven't been well. 314 00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:27,556 I haven't been well at all. 315 00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:31,585 [Weeping] I get these shooting pains through here and here and here. 316 00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:36,259 And here. And I have this strange nagging pain in my jaw. 317 00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:37,893 Throbbing, throbbing. 318 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,029 - Constantly throbbing. - Throbbing. 319 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,134 This is a loony bin. 320 00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:47,839 [Ladies] Please don't go! 321 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,473 [Dauntless] No! Wait. Who are you? 322 00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:54,477 Princess Winnifred the Woebegone. 323 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:57,552 Prince Dauntless the Drab. 324 00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,090 Pleased to have met you. 325 00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:02,126 No, please don't go. I like you. 326 00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:04,822 - Everybody does. - [Queen] Ha! 327 00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:08,698 Well, almost everybody. 328 00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:12,601 Dauntless, I'd like to stay, 329 00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:16,072 but I really wouldn't want to come between you and your mother. 330 00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:19,804 So I think I'll just cut my losses and head back to the swamp. 331 00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:23,177 But... I really like you. 332 00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:25,780 You do? 333 00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:29,249 - Why? - You swam the moat. 334 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:35,182 I know! I can't believe I did that. That's really not me. 335 00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:36,989 I'm actually rather shy! 336 00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:40,188 - [Splashing] - Oh! 337 00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:45,933 - She's wonderful. - [Queen] Hmm. 338 00:21:46,004 --> 00:21:49,098 - I like her. - [Winnifred] Oh, it's cold! 339 00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:51,642 I like her a lot. 340 00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:54,042 [Winnifred] I don't need any help. Really. 341 00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:55,977 - Brrr. - Can I marry her, Mama? 342 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,346 - Can I? - No. No, of course not. 343 00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:02,444 When you marry, if you marry, you will marry a real princess. 344 00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:06,013 [Fanfare] 345 00:22:11,363 --> 00:22:14,821 I have the honor to announce the arrival of her Royal Highness, 346 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:18,859 - the princess Winnifred. - You're late. She's been here and gone. 347 00:22:19,938 --> 00:22:22,907 - Gone? - She's swimming back to her swamp. 348 00:22:22,974 --> 00:22:26,603 And that, Sir Harry, is no princess. 349 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:29,476 Oh, but she is, Your Majesty. 350 00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:31,482 I have her papers right here. 351 00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:34,883 You see, Mama? She is a princess. 352 00:22:34,953 --> 00:22:36,978 Go get her! 353 00:22:37,055 --> 00:22:38,784 Her papers, Your Majesty. 354 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:42,054 - Anyone can have papers. - Give her a test, a test! 355 00:22:42,127 --> 00:22:44,118 Yes, Mama, at least a test. 356 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,528 [All] Please, just one test! 357 00:22:46,598 --> 00:22:49,465 - Please. - Please, Your Majesty! 358 00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:51,297 Enough. All right! 359 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:55,306 The wizard and I will make up a nice fair test 360 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,274 just as we always do, 361 00:22:57,342 --> 00:23:01,608 and I'll prove to you once and for all that that trout is not a princess. 362 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,171 She'll fail just like all the rest, 363 00:23:04,249 --> 00:23:07,480 - fair and square. - [Crowd murmuring] 364 00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:09,520 [Winnifred] Fail what? 365 00:23:09,588 --> 00:23:11,385 [Dauntless] Oh, nothing. 366 00:23:12,257 --> 00:23:14,885 Oh, come. You need to get out of those wet clothes. 367 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,121 I'll show you to your room. 368 00:23:17,195 --> 00:23:18,423 May I? 369 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:27,262 Dauntless, what was all that business about a test? 370 00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:30,502 Oh. Every princess suing for my hand must pass a test 371 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:33,203 - to prove she's a real princess. - What kind of test? 372 00:23:33,278 --> 00:23:35,337 Oh, it's always highly secret. 373 00:23:36,181 --> 00:23:38,411 I'm not very good at tests. 374 00:23:38,483 --> 00:23:41,316 Actually, I'm rather terrible at them. 375 00:23:41,386 --> 00:23:43,684 Uh... do not worry. 376 00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:47,553 - I have absolute faith in you. - You do? 377 00:23:49,895 --> 00:23:51,988 So sweet. 378 00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:58,793 Shouldn't you be able to marry anybody you want without a test? 379 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,531 Yes. Uh... 380 00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:03,163 No. 381 00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:07,144 Yes, but... my mama. 382 00:24:07,212 --> 00:24:09,612 Yes, your mama. [groans] 383 00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:15,147 Don't worry, because I'm just going to take that test, 384 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:17,450 and I'm going to pass it. 385 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,794 [Woman] We brought towels, Your Highness. 386 00:24:25,864 --> 00:24:29,493 - Ah, excellent. - [Winnifred] You are all so kind. 387 00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:33,470 Oh, Dauntless. 388 00:24:33,538 --> 00:24:36,905 It's bad luck to see too much of the bride before the wedding. 389 00:24:44,049 --> 00:24:45,710 Oh! 390 00:24:45,784 --> 00:24:47,012 Your Highness. 391 00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:52,018 - I'll be just a minute. - Mm-hmm. 392 00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:55,253 Your Highness, I've brought a dress... 393 00:24:55,927 --> 00:24:58,088 Where is she? Where's the princess? 394 00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:02,364 Here I am. Hello. 395 00:25:02,434 --> 00:25:05,232 - You're Princess Winnifred? - In the flesh. 396 00:25:05,303 --> 00:25:06,895 Well, almost. 397 00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:08,633 [Chuckles] 398 00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:13,173 - And you are? - Oh, Lady Larken. 399 00:25:13,979 --> 00:25:17,437 Lady Larken. Not the Lady Larken, Harry's Larken? 400 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:19,950 Well, you're almost as pretty as Harry... 401 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:22,384 You're almost as pretty as Harry! 402 00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:24,684 [Giggling] 403 00:25:26,391 --> 00:25:28,484 Is this for me? 404 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:29,754 Yes. 405 00:25:29,828 --> 00:25:32,194 I... hope the color's all right. 406 00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:35,791 Well, where I come from we wear a lot of green. 407 00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:38,734 Seaweed green, moss green, green green. 408 00:25:38,803 --> 00:25:41,328 But I think I favor your choice very much. 409 00:25:41,406 --> 00:25:42,703 Thanks a heap! 410 00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:46,403 - I'll take this. - Oh, that old thing. Don't bother. 411 00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:48,503 No bother. 412 00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:51,174 - Harry! - Oh! 413 00:25:51,249 --> 00:25:52,716 - Harry! Harry! - What? What? 414 00:25:52,784 --> 00:25:54,411 - Harry! - What, my sweet? 415 00:25:54,486 --> 00:25:56,852 - I met the new princess. - Yes? 416 00:25:56,922 --> 00:25:59,413 She's the worst yet. She has no princess skills. 417 00:25:59,491 --> 00:26:00,981 She'll never pass the test. 418 00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:04,551 But by law she is a princess. So if she be, then she will pass. 419 00:26:04,629 --> 00:26:08,429 - No. The test is fixed. - I can't do anything about that. 420 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:11,230 Yes, you can. You can find out what the test is. 421 00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:15,000 - But that would be cheating. - Harry, we are running out of time. 422 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,268 Do something, or I'll have to run away. 423 00:26:17,342 --> 00:26:20,573 I can't cheat. I'm Sir Harry the Immaculate. 424 00:26:20,645 --> 00:26:24,046 Oh. So your reputation is more important than me. 425 00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:26,242 You're being emotional, darling. 426 00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:29,719 If you thought with your head more often instead of your heart. 427 00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:32,916 I wish I was as perfect as you 428 00:26:32,991 --> 00:26:36,358 and thought laws were more important than love, but I don't. 429 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:39,488 So if you're not going to do anything about this, I will! 430 00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:44,232 Larken! 431 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:47,363 Oh! 432 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,566 She's the worst one of all of them. 433 00:26:49,641 --> 00:26:52,974 And Dauntless actually fancies her. Can you imagine? 434 00:26:53,044 --> 00:26:55,035 Oh, it just breaks my heart 435 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:58,173 when I think of all the years and all the effort I've put in, 436 00:26:58,249 --> 00:27:00,547 and now I have to give her a test. 437 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:03,417 Oh! What to give such a creature? 438 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:08,089 We must think of a test that looks fair and sounds fair 439 00:27:08,159 --> 00:27:10,957 and seems fair and isn't fair. 440 00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:14,955 What would she fail at more than anything else? 441 00:27:15,867 --> 00:27:17,596 Sensitivity? 442 00:27:17,669 --> 00:27:21,002 No. Something much more difficult than that. 443 00:27:21,072 --> 00:27:22,903 I've got it. Sensitivity. 444 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:26,467 Sometimes my brilliance amazes even me. 445 00:27:26,544 --> 00:27:29,035 All right, all right. Sensitivity. 446 00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:31,548 But what, exactly? 447 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:35,044 - Table manners? - Ugh. 448 00:27:37,856 --> 00:27:40,290 Sensitivity. 449 00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:44,553 (music) Sensitivity, sensitivity 450 00:27:44,629 --> 00:27:47,063 (music) I�m just loaded with that 451 00:27:47,732 --> 00:27:50,758 (music) in this one word is the epitome 452 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:53,929 (music) Of the aristocrat 453 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:56,997 (music) Sensitive soul and sensitive stomach 454 00:27:57,075 --> 00:28:00,169 (music) Sensitive hands and feet 455 00:28:00,245 --> 00:28:01,803 (music) This is the blessing 456 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:05,873 (music) Also the curse of being the true elite 457 00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:09,351 (music) Common people don't know what 458 00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:12,481 (music) Exquisite agony is 459 00:28:12,557 --> 00:28:15,219 (music) Suffered by gentle people like me 460 00:28:15,293 --> 00:28:17,022 (music) Just get your hands off me 461 00:28:17,095 --> 00:28:21,589 (music) Think up a tricky test for that wretched moat-swimming princess 462 00:28:21,666 --> 00:28:24,601 (music) Madam, may I suggest? 463 00:28:24,669 --> 00:28:27,536 - (music) Maybe we ought to... - (music) Don't take all night 464 00:28:27,605 --> 00:28:30,574 (music) I�m not well I need my rest 465 00:28:30,642 --> 00:28:34,544 (music) Not that I ever sleep on that lumpy mattress 466 00:28:34,612 --> 00:28:36,773 (music) Oh, God, my back 467 00:28:36,848 --> 00:28:40,011 (music) Sensitivity Bane of royalty 468 00:28:40,085 --> 00:28:43,452 - (music) That bed's a torture rack - Ooh. 469 00:28:43,521 --> 00:28:46,649 (music) Oh, I hate to sound grumpy 470 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:50,354 (music) But my nerves are so jumpy 471 00:28:50,428 --> 00:28:52,988 (music) I am sure I could feel any lump 472 00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:57,626 (music) Even if it were under the mattress and small as a pea 473 00:28:57,702 --> 00:29:00,466 That's the answer! Under the mattress! 474 00:29:00,538 --> 00:29:02,972 (music) We'll test her tonight 475 00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:06,602 (music) One tiny pea beneath one thick downy mattress 476 00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:08,873 (music) Oh, God, you're bright 477 00:29:08,947 --> 00:29:11,882 (music) Any genuine princess would feel it 478 00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:14,475 (music) if she doesn't, she's through 479 00:29:15,053 --> 00:29:18,750 (music) Get the tiniest pea and order one mattress 480 00:29:18,823 --> 00:29:21,519 - (music) No, make it two - Why not five? 481 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,528 (music) Ten, I think, would be plenty 482 00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:27,656 (music) Better still make it 20 483 00:29:28,666 --> 00:29:31,134 (music) And to play it safe in the event 484 00:29:31,202 --> 00:29:34,933 (music) Even that's not enough to ensure that she sleeps 485 00:29:35,006 --> 00:29:38,464 (music) We'll give her a soothing sedative, won't we? 486 00:29:38,543 --> 00:29:41,307 (music) You can whip up a drink 487 00:29:41,379 --> 00:29:43,438 - (music) Something stunning. - Ah! 488 00:29:43,515 --> 00:29:46,848 (music) Oh, but you're devilish I love the way you think 489 00:29:47,652 --> 00:29:50,644 (music) She's insensitive So insensitive 490 00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:53,452 (music) She'll fall asleep, no doubt 491 00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:56,756 (music) God, but you're clever Brilliant, a genius 492 00:29:56,828 --> 00:29:59,422 (music) You are divine Get out (music) 493 00:29:59,497 --> 00:30:01,158 [Wizard] Oh... 494 00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:04,499 Ha-ha! 495 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:07,502 - You may come in now, sire. - Oh. 496 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,904 [Gasping] Oh. 497 00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:15,073 - How do I look? - Nice. 498 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:16,579 You look nicer. 499 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:20,812 And you're... You're good-looking too. 500 00:30:20,885 --> 00:30:23,581 You're better-looking and nicer. 501 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:26,419 Well, um, you're a better swimmer. 502 00:30:28,026 --> 00:30:29,459 [Clearing throat] 503 00:30:29,527 --> 00:30:33,156 Your Highness, the king has asked to meet the young lady. 504 00:30:33,231 --> 00:30:36,530 Dauntless, is your father anything like your mother? 505 00:30:36,601 --> 00:30:39,729 - Because if he is... - Oh, no, my father is silent. 506 00:30:40,638 --> 00:30:42,799 Oh. Oh, then I'd love to meet him. 507 00:30:46,878 --> 00:30:49,847 [Dauntless] Papa, this is Princess Winnifred. 508 00:30:56,921 --> 00:30:58,946 The king welcomes you. 509 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:03,149 Thank you. [Shouting] Thanks very much! 510 00:31:03,228 --> 00:31:05,059 - Thanks! - He's not deaf. 511 00:31:05,129 --> 00:31:07,120 Oh, I'm so sorry. 512 00:31:09,667 --> 00:31:10,656 Oh. 513 00:31:10,735 --> 00:31:13,727 My father never touches his crown to his heart 514 00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:15,966 unless he really means it. 515 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,941 Alas, madam, the king is mute, 516 00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:21,240 or he would speak for himself. 517 00:31:21,312 --> 00:31:24,475 He's still under a curse cast by a witch long ago, 518 00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:27,177 - before the prince was born. - A curse?! 519 00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:30,278 The curse says King Sextimus will never talk 520 00:31:30,355 --> 00:31:33,051 until the mouse devours the hawk. 521 00:31:33,124 --> 00:31:35,592 The mouse devours the hawk? 522 00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:39,323 Well, couldn't you just get a big mouse 523 00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:40,728 and a little hawk... 524 00:31:40,798 --> 00:31:44,234 We tried that, but the mouse ran away, and the hawk bit Daddy. 525 00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:47,361 - No, no, no! - Oh, it's all right. 526 00:31:47,438 --> 00:31:49,372 I don't need to see it. 527 00:31:50,541 --> 00:31:54,102 Well, it certainly has been a pleasure meeting Your Majesty. 528 00:31:54,178 --> 00:31:57,147 I've already had the pleasure of meeting Her Majesty. 529 00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:07,280 Goodbye, Your Highness. 530 00:32:07,358 --> 00:32:10,020 - Princess. - Goodbye. 531 00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:11,891 Very nice meeting you. 532 00:32:14,899 --> 00:32:18,858 Well, Dauntless, I certainly do like almost both of your parents. 533 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:22,168 Well, we want you to be happy here. 534 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:26,404 And, uh, I hope the room suits you. 535 00:32:26,477 --> 00:32:29,071 Are you joking? It's brilliant. 536 00:32:29,147 --> 00:32:32,116 Well, I'm not sure what you're used to in your castle. 537 00:32:32,183 --> 00:32:34,014 - Mold. - [Dauntless laughs] 538 00:32:34,085 --> 00:32:37,350 No, really. It's just so dry here. 539 00:32:37,422 --> 00:32:40,391 Where I come from, we don't have a lot of dry land. 540 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:42,756 Of course, the poorer people do. 541 00:32:42,827 --> 00:32:46,923 But the nobility live right in the swamp along with their servants and pets. 542 00:32:46,998 --> 00:32:48,431 - You have pets? - Lots. 543 00:32:48,499 --> 00:32:50,091 - Dogs? - Frogs. 544 00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:53,399 Oh. Oh, well, tell us about it. 545 00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:55,405 - [Ladies] Yes! - I don't like to brag. 546 00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:56,906 No, please. 547 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:58,306 Oh, no... 548 00:32:58,376 --> 00:32:59,536 [gasps] 549 00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:04,138 (music) I come from the land of the foggy, foggy dew 550 00:33:04,215 --> 00:33:07,150 [vocalizing] 551 00:33:10,521 --> 00:33:14,548 (music) Where walking through the meadow in the morning 552 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:18,493 (music) is like walking through glue 553 00:33:18,563 --> 00:33:21,896 [ladies-in-waiting vocalizing] 554 00:33:24,168 --> 00:33:27,399 (music) The swamps of home 555 00:33:27,472 --> 00:33:32,774 (music) Are brushed with green and gold 556 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:36,974 (music) At break of day 557 00:33:37,048 --> 00:33:41,917 [ladies] (music) At break of day 558 00:33:41,986 --> 00:33:45,149 (music) The swamps of home 559 00:33:45,223 --> 00:33:49,182 (music) Are lovely to behold 560 00:33:50,328 --> 00:33:53,991 (music) From far away 561 00:33:54,665 --> 00:33:58,999 [ladies] (music) From far away 562 00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:04,338 (music) in my soul is the beauty of a bog 563 00:34:04,409 --> 00:34:07,037 (music) in my memory the magic of the mud 564 00:34:07,111 --> 00:34:08,305 (music) Mud 565 00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:12,713 (music) I know that blood is thicker than water 566 00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:15,150 (music) But the swamps of home 567 00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:17,084 (music) Are thicker than blood 568 00:34:17,155 --> 00:34:20,921 (music) Blood 569 00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:24,956 (music) Where e'er I roam 570 00:34:25,029 --> 00:34:29,398 (music) My heart grows dank and cold 571 00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:34,933 (music) My face grows gray 572 00:34:35,006 --> 00:34:37,873 (music) When shadows fall 573 00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:40,536 (music) And I hear the call 574 00:34:40,611 --> 00:34:43,671 Winnifred, get in here before you get eaten by a dragon! 575 00:34:45,550 --> 00:34:50,180 (music) Of the swamps of home 576 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:52,279 (music) I hear it calling me now 577 00:34:52,356 --> 00:34:54,347 - (music) Calling me back - [thunderclap] 578 00:34:54,425 --> 00:34:56,916 (music) Calling me Winnifred, Winnifred, Winnifred 579 00:34:56,994 --> 00:35:00,054 (music) Who do you think you are, girl of the swamp 580 00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:01,598 (music) You've gone too far 581 00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:05,932 (music) Maid of the marshland give up the struggle 582 00:35:06,003 --> 00:35:08,733 (music) Listen to the voice of the swamp 583 00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:12,573 (music) Gluggle, uggle, uggle 584 00:35:12,643 --> 00:35:16,079 - [frog croaking] - (music) Gluggle, uggle, uggle 585 00:35:17,648 --> 00:35:20,549 (music) Where e'er I roam 586 00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:24,110 (music) The whips of fate may smart 587 00:35:25,256 --> 00:35:27,747 (music) But deep down in my heart 588 00:35:27,825 --> 00:35:31,556 - (music) Ooooh - (music) One thought will abide 589 00:35:32,697 --> 00:35:36,428 - (music) And will n'er be forgotten - (music) Aaaah 590 00:35:36,501 --> 00:35:39,163 (music) Though I searched far and wide 591 00:35:40,338 --> 00:35:43,307 (music) There is no land as rotten 592 00:35:43,374 --> 00:35:47,140 [ladies] (music) Rotten, rotten, rotten, rotten, rotten, rotten, rotten 593 00:35:49,113 --> 00:35:53,311 (music) As the swamps of home 594 00:35:53,384 --> 00:35:55,511 [ladies] (music) Ahhhhh (music) 595 00:35:55,586 --> 00:35:58,214 (music) The swamps of 596 00:35:58,289 --> 00:36:03,852 [all] (music) Home (music) 597 00:36:10,635 --> 00:36:12,660 - [Dauntless gasps] - [Winnifred giggles] 598 00:36:12,737 --> 00:36:14,796 - That was wonderful. - It was nothing. 599 00:36:14,872 --> 00:36:17,136 - Do you want a go? - No. I'm not very good. 600 00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:19,733 Oh, come on. It's easy. I'll show you. Come on. 601 00:36:20,478 --> 00:36:22,844 All you've got to do is... Ball, please! 602 00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:26,611 Hold steady and... Oh, relax. 603 00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:28,208 Relax. 604 00:36:28,286 --> 00:36:30,413 And... let go. 605 00:36:32,089 --> 00:36:34,489 No, no, not... [laughing] 606 00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:37,619 - No. Let go! - [Dauntless] Whoa! 607 00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:38,855 [Winnifred] Oh! 608 00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:40,830 - [Dauntless] Whoa! - Oooh! 609 00:36:40,898 --> 00:36:41,956 [Queen] Whoo! 610 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:44,001 - Oh, no. - Oh, gosh. 611 00:36:44,068 --> 00:36:46,730 Oh, it's you and, uh... 612 00:36:46,804 --> 00:36:48,203 Winnifred. 613 00:36:48,272 --> 00:36:50,672 - Yes. - We were playing croquet, Mama. 614 00:36:50,741 --> 00:36:53,972 - Winnifred is really good. - Mm-hmm. 615 00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:55,637 What's the commotion about? 616 00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:58,876 I've decided to throw a party tonight in honor of the... 617 00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:01,646 - Winnifred. - Yes. 618 00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,347 I want your visit to be so very special. 619 00:37:04,422 --> 00:37:07,050 I've got the evening planned. Dinner, dancing... 620 00:37:07,124 --> 00:37:09,524 - You do like dancing? - Oh, of course. 621 00:37:09,594 --> 00:37:11,027 Wonderful. 622 00:37:11,095 --> 00:37:15,498 We're going to do that fabulous new dance that's all the rage in Venice. 623 00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:17,261 Oh, the Saracen Brawl! 624 00:37:17,335 --> 00:37:20,327 Heavens no, that's so pass�. 625 00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:23,066 I'm talking about the Spanish Panic. 626 00:37:25,009 --> 00:37:27,739 You are familiar with the Spanish Panic? 627 00:37:27,812 --> 00:37:29,609 Familiar? 628 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,341 Oh, God! 629 00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:33,610 It's only my favorite dance. Brilliant. 630 00:37:33,684 --> 00:37:34,946 Good. 631 00:37:35,019 --> 00:37:38,250 - Well, darling, and, um... - Winnifred. 632 00:37:38,322 --> 00:37:39,949 Winnifred, yes. 633 00:37:40,024 --> 00:37:42,492 I have so much to do, so go away. 634 00:37:44,161 --> 00:37:46,857 - Now. - Oh, go, go, go. Go. 635 00:37:50,034 --> 00:37:52,696 So, what do you think of my plan? 636 00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:55,432 I'm not sure that I follow. 637 00:37:55,506 --> 00:37:59,101 Am I the only one around here with any brains? My plan. 638 00:37:59,176 --> 00:38:02,043 My plan to exhaust Her Lowness. 639 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:03,740 But how? 640 00:38:03,814 --> 00:38:05,975 The Spanish Panic! 641 00:38:06,050 --> 00:38:10,111 Only the most complicated, exhausting dance in the entire world. 642 00:38:10,187 --> 00:38:13,281 By the time the party is over, she'll be so worn out 643 00:38:13,357 --> 00:38:16,326 she'll sleep like a slug. [Chuckles] 644 00:38:16,394 --> 00:38:20,023 So much for the pretend princess and the pea. 645 00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:34,238 You look... nice. 646 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:36,576 [Chuckling] You look nicer. 647 00:38:38,382 --> 00:38:42,580 Dauntless, it's magical. It's like a fantasy. 648 00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:44,746 - You think so? - Oh, yes. 649 00:38:46,123 --> 00:38:47,988 I think so too, Winnifred. 650 00:38:49,427 --> 00:38:51,395 [Drum roll] 651 00:38:51,462 --> 00:38:54,590 - [Cymbals crash] - [Wizard] Ladies and gentlemen, 652 00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:59,693 put your hands together for Her Royal Highness... maybe... 653 00:38:59,770 --> 00:39:03,763 ...the princess Winnifred of Ikonkill. 654 00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:05,741 [Applause] 655 00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:15,111 - [Winnifred giggles] - What are you... 656 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,518 Whoo! 657 00:39:17,588 --> 00:39:20,182 - [Crowd laughs] - [Winnifred] Come on, Dauntless! 658 00:39:21,459 --> 00:39:23,791 - [Dauntless] Yow! - [Crowd laughs] 659 00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:26,022 [Queen] All right, enough of that. 660 00:39:26,097 --> 00:39:28,657 What say we get back to dancing. 661 00:39:28,733 --> 00:39:32,328 Prince Dauntless and Princess What's-Her-Name 662 00:39:32,403 --> 00:39:36,863 will now lead us in the Spanish Panic. 663 00:39:36,941 --> 00:39:40,172 [Applause] 664 00:39:40,244 --> 00:39:42,235 - Hit it! - [Flamenco] 665 00:42:16,433 --> 00:42:17,991 [Woman groans] 666 00:42:18,068 --> 00:42:19,797 [Man straining] 667 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:24,970 - Faster. - [Tempo increases] 668 00:42:31,081 --> 00:42:34,175 - Faster! - [Tempo increases] 669 00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:40,888 - Pick it up. - [Tempo increases] 670 00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:52,831 Yah! 671 00:42:54,939 --> 00:42:55,072 - Aren't you exhausted? - No! 672 00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:58,166 - Aren't you exhausted? - No! 673 00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:00,836 - Let's do it again. Come on! - [Crowd groaning] 674 00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:03,243 Come on. Come on, Dauntless. 675 00:43:04,481 --> 00:43:06,244 Did I pass the test? 676 00:43:06,317 --> 00:43:09,047 - What are you talking about? - The dance. 677 00:43:09,119 --> 00:43:11,383 - Wasn't that the test? - No. 678 00:43:11,455 --> 00:43:14,219 That was merely a waste of time. 679 00:43:29,573 --> 00:43:31,165 She's tough. 680 00:43:32,009 --> 00:43:33,874 You have no idea. 681 00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:38,373 Well, if the Spanish Panic wasn't the test, what could it be? 682 00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:41,850 Oh, anything. History. Science. 683 00:43:41,919 --> 00:43:43,318 - Oh! - Math. 684 00:43:43,387 --> 00:43:45,082 Oh. 685 00:43:45,155 --> 00:43:47,589 I'm going to be single for the rest of my life. 686 00:43:47,658 --> 00:43:51,116 Oh, but, it could be a test of strength and endurance. 687 00:43:51,195 --> 00:43:52,924 - Really? - Sure. 688 00:43:52,997 --> 00:43:56,228 Mama asked princess number six... Or was it number seven? 689 00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:58,461 Asked her to do what? 690 00:43:58,535 --> 00:44:00,162 To lift this weight. 691 00:44:01,238 --> 00:44:03,229 - [Grunting] - Oh. 692 00:44:06,210 --> 00:44:08,110 - Wow. - Oh! 693 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:10,375 She couldn't do it. 694 00:44:10,447 --> 00:44:12,608 I can't even do it. 695 00:44:14,785 --> 00:44:18,448 Dauntless, do you want me to pass this test? 696 00:44:22,092 --> 00:44:23,992 Then I'll pass. 697 00:44:25,129 --> 00:44:26,255 OK. 698 00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:27,820 Um... 699 00:44:32,136 --> 00:44:33,831 - Stand back. - All right. 700 00:44:41,111 --> 00:44:42,476 Hah. 701 00:44:44,481 --> 00:44:45,641 Oh! 702 00:44:50,487 --> 00:44:52,819 [Grunting] 703 00:44:55,325 --> 00:44:58,453 - [Dauntless] Wow! - Ahhh! 704 00:45:02,466 --> 00:45:03,660 I did it. 705 00:45:05,169 --> 00:45:06,796 Winnifred... 706 00:45:07,838 --> 00:45:10,238 - I think you're wonderful. - Oh! Oh! 707 00:45:10,307 --> 00:45:12,969 Winnifred's so formal. Call me by my nickname. 708 00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:14,374 - Winnie. - Fred. 709 00:45:14,445 --> 00:45:18,074 Fred. What a beautiful name. 710 00:45:18,148 --> 00:45:20,173 So strong. 711 00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:23,549 So true. So... you. 712 00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:27,884 (music) I like you, Fred 713 00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:30,392 (music) I like you 714 00:45:30,461 --> 00:45:34,056 (music) You're just saying those words to be kind 715 00:45:34,131 --> 00:45:35,462 (music) No, I mean it 716 00:45:35,532 --> 00:45:37,500 (music) I like 717 00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:41,664 (music) I mean, I love you, Fred 718 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:45,937 (music) He is out of his medieval mind 719 00:45:47,144 --> 00:45:49,408 (music) I�m perfectly sane and sound 720 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,347 (music) I�ve never felt better in my life 721 00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:56,853 (music) Everybody, everybody, everybody come 722 00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:02,790 (music) And meet my insipient wife 723 00:46:03,694 --> 00:46:06,094 [excited chattering] 724 00:46:10,667 --> 00:46:14,501 (music) I�m in love with a girl named Fred My reasons must be clear 725 00:46:14,571 --> 00:46:18,371 (music) When she shows you all how strong she is you'll stand right up and cheer 726 00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:22,344 (music) With an F and an R and an E and a D and a F-R-E-D, Fred 727 00:46:22,412 --> 00:46:24,312 (music) I�m in love with a girl named Fred 728 00:46:24,381 --> 00:46:25,871 (music) She drinks just like a lord 729 00:46:25,949 --> 00:46:30,113 (music) So come sing a merry drinking song and let the wine be poured 730 00:46:30,187 --> 00:46:33,987 [chorus] (music) Fill the bowl to overflowing Raise the goblet high 731 00:46:34,057 --> 00:46:37,823 (music) An F and an R and an E and a D and a F-R-E-D, Fred 732 00:46:37,895 --> 00:46:41,262 (music) I�m in love with a girl named Fred She sings just like a bird 733 00:46:41,331 --> 00:46:45,392 (music) You'll be left completely speechless when her gentle voice is heard 734 00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:49,132 [sings operatic aria] 735 00:46:49,206 --> 00:46:52,972 [Chorus] (music) Fill the bowl to overflowing Raise the goblet high 736 00:46:53,043 --> 00:46:56,444 (music) With an F and an R and an E and a D and an F-R-E-D, Fred 737 00:46:56,513 --> 00:46:58,606 (music) I�m in love with a girl named Fred 738 00:46:58,682 --> 00:47:00,274 (music) She wrestles like a Greek 739 00:47:00,350 --> 00:47:05,014 (music) You will clap your hands and wonder at her fabulous technique 740 00:47:05,088 --> 00:47:06,715 [Dauntless growling] 741 00:47:06,790 --> 00:47:10,248 - [Groaning] - [Sings operatic aria] 742 00:47:11,929 --> 00:47:15,660 [Chorus] (music) Fill the bowl to overflowing Raise the goblet high 743 00:47:15,732 --> 00:47:19,668 (music) With an F and an R and an E and a D and an F-R-E-D, Fred 744 00:47:19,736 --> 00:47:23,103 (music) I�m in love with a girl named Fred who dances with such grace 745 00:47:23,173 --> 00:47:27,109 (music) You are bound to sing her praises till you're purple in the face 746 00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:29,338 (music) Bravo, bravo, bellisimo 747 00:47:29,413 --> 00:47:31,711 (music) Bravo, bellisimo 748 00:47:34,785 --> 00:47:37,982 [sings operatic aria, laughs] 749 00:47:38,789 --> 00:47:42,020 (music) Fill the bowl to overflowing Raise the goblet high 750 00:47:45,729 --> 00:47:49,426 (music) With an F and an R and an E and a D and a F-R-E-D, Fred 751 00:47:49,499 --> 00:47:51,626 - Wah! - Whoa. 752 00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:55,138 - (music) I�m in love with a girl - (music) He's in love with a girl 753 00:47:55,205 --> 00:47:59,039 - (music) He's in love with a girl - (music) I�m in love with a girl 754 00:47:59,109 --> 00:48:02,567 (music) Named F-R-E-D 755 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:05,048 [Winnifred] Yippee! 756 00:48:05,115 --> 00:48:08,243 (music) Fred (music) 757 00:48:08,318 --> 00:48:11,845 - Ahhh! - [Crowd] Oh! 758 00:48:11,922 --> 00:48:13,787 [Cheering] 759 00:48:54,129 --> 00:48:56,063 This can't be right. 760 00:48:56,131 --> 00:48:58,190 - [Lady] Ow! - [Lady 2] What is going on? 761 00:48:58,266 --> 00:49:00,496 [Ladies whispering] 762 00:49:01,737 --> 00:49:04,205 What is going on here? 763 00:49:04,272 --> 00:49:05,603 [All] Your Majesty! 764 00:49:05,674 --> 00:49:10,111 Take these mattresses to the bedroom in the far, far tower of the castle. 765 00:49:10,178 --> 00:49:14,012 Princess Swampland must sleep like the dead tonight. 766 00:49:14,082 --> 00:49:17,711 - By dawn she'll be history. - Dawn? Then when's the test? 767 00:49:17,786 --> 00:49:18,912 [Queen] What? 768 00:49:18,987 --> 00:49:20,614 - [Gasps] - Who said that? 769 00:49:22,657 --> 00:49:25,319 - Lady Larken? - Hmm. 770 00:49:25,394 --> 00:49:27,191 [Crowd murmuring] 771 00:49:28,530 --> 00:49:30,657 What are you doing? Where are you going? 772 00:49:30,732 --> 00:49:33,200 - Nowhere. - Not so fast. 773 00:49:33,769 --> 00:49:37,170 I think it's best you spend tonight in the dungeon, Lady Larken. 774 00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:39,366 - The dungeon? - Off with her. 775 00:49:39,441 --> 00:49:40,840 [Attendants gasps] 776 00:49:40,909 --> 00:49:45,346 Oh, and, Larken, if I were you, I'd go easy on the kumquat cupcakes. 777 00:49:46,148 --> 00:49:47,706 [Gasps] 778 00:49:50,318 --> 00:49:52,684 Who knows to whom that lark might have sung 779 00:49:52,754 --> 00:49:55,052 about my nefarious proceedings. 780 00:49:56,258 --> 00:49:57,691 - What? - [Sighs] 781 00:49:57,759 --> 00:50:00,227 She might have told someone the test is tonight. 782 00:50:00,295 --> 00:50:04,823 But, Your Majesty, I have word that Princess Winnifred is studying. 783 00:50:04,900 --> 00:50:08,097 Studying? [Laughs] Oh, brilliant! 784 00:50:08,170 --> 00:50:10,570 That'll wear her out even faster. 785 00:50:10,639 --> 00:50:13,335 - [Door closes] - You're not giving up, are you? 786 00:50:14,209 --> 00:50:15,676 Me? Give up? 787 00:50:15,744 --> 00:50:17,371 Absolutely not. 788 00:50:17,446 --> 00:50:19,243 No, just taking a breather. 789 00:50:20,248 --> 00:50:21,943 - What's next? - Math. 790 00:50:23,285 --> 00:50:24,650 Come on. 791 00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:26,949 Let's just try one. OK. 792 00:50:27,022 --> 00:50:30,788 How much is three times 17? 793 00:50:32,394 --> 00:50:34,419 OK. Three times 17. 794 00:50:36,665 --> 00:50:38,656 Three times seven we know is 21, 795 00:50:38,733 --> 00:50:41,293 so you put down your two and carry the one, 796 00:50:41,369 --> 00:50:45,135 Three ones are three, plus the one that you carried is four. 797 00:50:46,174 --> 00:50:48,369 - Twenty-four. - Oh. 798 00:50:48,443 --> 00:50:52,436 Mm. That's not what the book says. Oh! Maybe if you add up three 17 s. 799 00:50:54,616 --> 00:50:55,878 Okey-dokey. 800 00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,953 All right, so... Seven, 14, 21... 801 00:51:01,022 --> 00:51:03,752 ...22, 23, 24. 802 00:51:03,825 --> 00:51:06,020 Yep. Same answer. 803 00:51:06,094 --> 00:51:08,289 Ha! The book must be wrong. 804 00:51:08,363 --> 00:51:09,660 Yeah. 805 00:51:09,731 --> 00:51:11,665 [Laughing] 806 00:51:11,733 --> 00:51:13,291 Ohhhh! 807 00:51:14,436 --> 00:51:16,904 - What's next? - History. You want to go on? 808 00:51:16,972 --> 00:51:19,668 - With you, all night. - OK. 809 00:51:19,741 --> 00:51:22,073 - Yeah. - [Giggling] 810 00:51:22,144 --> 00:51:25,045 - But what about sleep? - Sleep? 811 00:51:25,113 --> 00:51:28,082 - Tomorrow is a big day. - Oh, yes. 812 00:51:28,150 --> 00:51:30,710 You're right. [Yawning] 813 00:51:30,785 --> 00:51:33,219 It's getting late. I should go to bed. 814 00:51:33,288 --> 00:51:35,085 - Oh! Whoa. - [Gasping] 815 00:51:37,225 --> 00:51:38,658 Oh. 816 00:51:38,727 --> 00:51:42,128 I'm positive you're gonna pass Mama's test tomorrow, Fred. 817 00:51:42,197 --> 00:51:45,132 I'm... Well, I'm pretty sure. 818 00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:47,668 And if you don't... 819 00:51:47,736 --> 00:51:49,601 ...I'll understand. 820 00:51:51,072 --> 00:51:52,733 Good night, Fred. 821 00:52:07,822 --> 00:52:09,221 Good night, Dauntless. 822 00:52:19,568 --> 00:52:21,365 "And so, 823 00:52:21,436 --> 00:52:23,563 the young prince Waldaire, 824 00:52:23,638 --> 00:52:26,971 having slain the dragon Fatna with the sword Minning, 825 00:52:27,042 --> 00:52:31,035 rescued the princess Frigga and together they mounted his horse Trigger." 826 00:52:31,112 --> 00:52:33,603 Oh. Prince Waldaire, dragon Fatna, 827 00:52:33,682 --> 00:52:36,116 Princess Frigga, horse Trigger. 828 00:52:36,184 --> 00:52:37,242 Yep. 829 00:52:37,319 --> 00:52:40,846 "And they rode to the castle Vundabar, 830 00:52:40,922 --> 00:52:45,120 where they were married and lived happily ever after." 831 00:52:46,861 --> 00:52:48,294 Well, I'm glad. 832 00:52:51,132 --> 00:52:56,365 (music) They all lived happily, happily, happily ever after 833 00:52:57,372 --> 00:53:02,810 (music) The couple is happily leaving the chapel eternally tied 834 00:53:03,845 --> 00:53:08,646 (music) As the curtain descends there is nothing but loving and laughter 835 00:53:09,851 --> 00:53:15,221 (music) When the fairy tale ends the heroine's always a bride 836 00:53:19,761 --> 00:53:22,321 (music) Ella the girl of the cinders 837 00:53:22,397 --> 00:53:25,628 (music) Did the wash and the walls and the windows 838 00:53:25,700 --> 00:53:30,137 (music) But she landed a prince who was brawny and blue-eyed and blond 839 00:53:31,873 --> 00:53:34,239 (music) Still I honestly doubt that 840 00:53:34,309 --> 00:53:39,941 (music) She could ever have done it without that crazy lady 841 00:53:40,015 --> 00:53:43,007 (music) With the wand Cinderella had outside help. 842 00:53:43,818 --> 00:53:46,150 (music) I have no one but me 843 00:53:46,221 --> 00:53:50,885 (music) Fairy godmother, godmother, godmother, where can you be? 844 00:53:51,493 --> 00:53:54,985 I haven't got a fairy godmother. I haven't even got a godmother. 845 00:53:55,063 --> 00:53:57,531 I've got a mother. A plain, ordinary woman. 846 00:53:57,599 --> 00:53:59,931 Who's completely barking, bless her. 847 00:54:03,638 --> 00:54:06,368 (music) Snow White was so pretty they tell us 848 00:54:06,441 --> 00:54:09,501 (music) That the queen was insulted and jealous 849 00:54:09,577 --> 00:54:13,843 (music) When the mirror declared that Snow White was the fairest of all 850 00:54:15,850 --> 00:54:18,011 (music) She was dumped on the border 851 00:54:18,086 --> 00:54:21,021 (music) But was saved by some men who adored her 852 00:54:21,089 --> 00:54:23,182 (music) Oh, I grant you 853 00:54:23,825 --> 00:54:25,190 (music) They were small 854 00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:28,593 But there were seven of them. Practically a regiment. 855 00:54:30,265 --> 00:54:33,029 (music) I�m alone in the night by myself 856 00:54:33,101 --> 00:54:36,901 (music) Not a dwarf, not an elf, not a goblin in sight 857 00:54:39,174 --> 00:54:42,075 That girl had seven determined little men 858 00:54:42,143 --> 00:54:43,838 working for her day and night. 859 00:54:43,912 --> 00:54:46,972 Oh, sure, the queen gave her a poisoned apple. 860 00:54:47,048 --> 00:54:48,606 But even so... 861 00:54:49,417 --> 00:54:54,116 (music) She lived happily, happily, happily ever after 862 00:54:54,656 --> 00:55:00,561 (music) A magical kiss counteracted the apple eventually 863 00:55:00,628 --> 00:55:05,565 (music) Though I know I�m not clever I�ll do what they tell me I have to 864 00:55:05,633 --> 00:55:10,161 (music) I want some happily ever after to happen to me 865 00:55:11,639 --> 00:55:14,369 (music) Rapunzel had platinum tresses 866 00:55:14,442 --> 00:55:17,172 (music) That were double the length of her dresses 867 00:55:17,245 --> 00:55:21,409 (music) She was kept in a tower for years by a wicked old witch 868 00:55:23,385 --> 00:55:25,615 (music) Till one night in despair down 869 00:55:25,687 --> 00:55:28,417 (music) She scrambled by letting her hair down 870 00:55:28,490 --> 00:55:32,551 (music) That's what I call quite a switch 871 00:55:32,627 --> 00:55:35,926 I wonder. No, it would never hold. It would bloody hurt. 872 00:55:36,664 --> 00:55:39,531 (music) I�d be finished before I�d begin 873 00:55:39,601 --> 00:55:43,970 (music) And besides, I don't want to get out I want to get in 874 00:55:44,739 --> 00:55:49,574 (music) I want to live happily, happily, happily ever after 875 00:55:50,178 --> 00:55:55,775 (music) I want to walk happily out of the chapel eternally tied 876 00:55:55,850 --> 00:56:01,220 (music) For I know that I�ll never live happily ever after 877 00:56:01,289 --> 00:56:03,883 (music) Till after 878 00:56:03,958 --> 00:56:08,895 (music) I�m a bride 879 00:56:08,963 --> 00:56:12,399 (music) And then I�ll be happily happy 880 00:56:12,467 --> 00:56:15,061 (music) Yes, happily happy 881 00:56:18,506 --> 00:56:22,442 (music) And thoroughly satisfied 882 00:56:22,510 --> 00:56:24,774 (music) Satisfied 883 00:56:25,747 --> 00:56:31,583 (music) Satisfied (music) 884 00:56:35,156 --> 00:56:37,090 Ahhh! 885 00:56:47,769 --> 00:56:50,397 Oooh! Oh, God. Oh. 886 00:56:53,107 --> 00:56:54,665 That's not the kitchen. 887 00:56:54,742 --> 00:56:58,200 I must have made a wrong turn at the Inquisition Room. 888 00:56:58,279 --> 00:57:01,271 [Wailing] 889 00:57:01,349 --> 00:57:05,012 - Lady Larken! What's wrong? - [Sobbing] 890 00:57:05,086 --> 00:57:08,283 - Nothing. - Oh, I gathered that 891 00:57:08,356 --> 00:57:10,722 from the bars on your cell and your crying. 892 00:57:10,792 --> 00:57:13,283 The queen had me locked up. 893 00:57:13,361 --> 00:57:15,158 - Oh. - [Sobbing] 894 00:57:16,664 --> 00:57:19,189 You know, I'm really not liking her. 895 00:57:20,768 --> 00:57:22,599 Why did the queen lock you up? 896 00:57:22,670 --> 00:57:26,834 Well, I was leaving the castle when I overheard her saying something about... 897 00:57:26,908 --> 00:57:29,741 - You were leaving? - Yeah. Harry and I had a fight. 898 00:57:29,811 --> 00:57:32,041 I was running away. 899 00:57:32,113 --> 00:57:34,513 Oh, look, take this. 900 00:57:34,582 --> 00:57:36,447 [Sobbing] 901 00:57:36,518 --> 00:57:38,952 Excuse me for being a nosy parker, 902 00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:41,784 but where I come from, you never run from a fight. 903 00:57:41,856 --> 00:57:46,316 Besides, Harry just loves the stuffing out of you. 904 00:57:46,394 --> 00:57:50,330 - He does? - Oh, absolutely. 905 00:57:50,398 --> 00:57:52,366 When we were coming here from my swamp, 906 00:57:52,433 --> 00:57:55,561 I got quite sick of hearing about how perfect you are. 907 00:57:56,371 --> 00:57:58,931 - [Sobbing] - Oh, dear. There, there. 908 00:58:02,143 --> 00:58:04,008 Um. Oh...! 909 00:58:05,413 --> 00:58:07,608 Are you, um...? Is it a...? 910 00:58:07,682 --> 00:58:09,843 Are we talking about a...? 911 00:58:11,119 --> 00:58:15,351 Oh, princess, there's something I have to tell you about the queen's test. 912 00:58:15,423 --> 00:58:17,721 Oh, quick, get back inside. 913 00:58:23,164 --> 00:58:25,758 [Wizard] The queen requests Her Highness sleep 914 00:58:25,833 --> 00:58:28,563 in the royal chamber in the tower tonight. 915 00:58:28,636 --> 00:58:31,264 That's all right. I'm comfortable where I am. 916 00:58:31,339 --> 00:58:33,739 It wasn't that kind of request. 917 00:58:34,809 --> 00:58:36,174 Gosh. 918 00:58:36,244 --> 00:58:39,179 She is quite the royal control freak, isn't she? 919 00:58:42,817 --> 00:58:44,751 Sorry, Larken. 920 00:58:44,819 --> 00:58:46,719 What was that about the test? 921 00:58:46,788 --> 00:58:49,154 Nothing. It can wait. 922 00:59:18,286 --> 00:59:19,753 Hi, Harry. 923 00:59:19,821 --> 00:59:22,949 - Have you seen my father? - No, Your Highness. 924 00:59:24,092 --> 00:59:25,923 - Everything all right? - Hmm? 925 00:59:25,994 --> 00:59:27,689 Y-yes, Your Highness. 926 00:59:27,762 --> 00:59:29,286 Good. 927 00:59:30,131 --> 00:59:31,826 Isn't Winnifred the greatest? 928 00:59:31,899 --> 00:59:33,696 Yes, she is. 929 00:59:34,302 --> 00:59:38,466 Now I understand how you feel about Lady Larken. 930 00:59:46,180 --> 00:59:47,579 Papa? 931 00:59:49,217 --> 00:59:51,208 Papa? 932 00:59:51,285 --> 00:59:53,219 Oh! There you are. 933 00:59:54,088 --> 00:59:57,580 I've been looking for you. No, thank you. I'm not hungry. 934 00:59:57,659 --> 01:00:00,253 Papa, I need your help. 935 01:00:01,596 --> 01:00:06,056 The thing of it is, if Winnifred passes the test, then... 936 01:00:07,068 --> 01:00:11,232 Right. When Winnifred passes the test, then we can get married. 937 01:00:11,305 --> 01:00:13,603 That means tomorrow will be our wedding day. 938 01:00:13,675 --> 01:00:17,202 If tomorrow is our wedding day, that means tomorrow night... 939 01:00:20,648 --> 01:00:22,206 It's time we had that talk. 940 01:00:22,283 --> 01:00:26,083 That man-to-man talk. 941 01:00:29,824 --> 01:00:31,086 Oh. 942 01:00:31,659 --> 01:00:33,354 Is it that complicated? 943 01:00:35,463 --> 01:00:37,021 One question. 944 01:00:40,334 --> 01:00:41,961 Oh, Winnifred. 945 01:00:42,704 --> 01:00:44,001 And I. 946 01:00:44,072 --> 01:00:45,596 Winnifred and I. 947 01:00:45,673 --> 01:00:48,733 Love. Do I love Winnifred? 948 01:00:49,410 --> 01:00:51,071 Oh, Papa. 949 01:00:51,145 --> 01:00:53,545 I love her so very much. 950 01:00:59,020 --> 01:01:00,112 Oh. 951 01:01:00,188 --> 01:01:01,519 Stop. 952 01:01:02,356 --> 01:01:04,790 Look. Listen. 953 01:01:07,128 --> 01:01:08,686 Me. 954 01:01:08,763 --> 01:01:10,458 Uh... prince. 955 01:01:11,966 --> 01:01:14,059 Little prince. 956 01:01:15,136 --> 01:01:16,433 Boy. 957 01:01:17,605 --> 01:01:19,072 Flower. 958 01:01:20,341 --> 01:01:21,672 (music) Girl 959 01:01:22,643 --> 01:01:25,612 Flower. Boy flower, girl flower. 960 01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:27,671 (music) Oh, tell me more 961 01:01:27,749 --> 01:01:33,244 (music) I want to know about what getting married is for 962 01:01:39,327 --> 01:01:40,487 Seed. 963 01:01:41,863 --> 01:01:43,160 Falls. 964 01:01:44,265 --> 01:01:46,495 From girl flower. 965 01:01:46,567 --> 01:01:48,831 (music) And by and by 966 01:01:49,537 --> 01:01:51,937 (music) Baby flower 967 01:01:52,006 --> 01:01:54,804 (music) Grows Ah, but why? 968 01:01:54,876 --> 01:01:56,571 (music) Oh, tell me why 969 01:01:56,644 --> 01:01:58,202 (music) Oh, Father 970 01:01:58,279 --> 01:02:01,806 (music) Tell me, tell me, Father Don't be shy 971 01:02:08,022 --> 01:02:09,455 Bee. 972 01:02:10,424 --> 01:02:12,016 On... boy flower! 973 01:02:13,261 --> 01:02:15,422 Boy flower dust. 974 01:02:16,230 --> 01:02:17,857 Gets on bee. 975 01:02:17,932 --> 01:02:20,059 Bee flies to girl flower. 976 01:02:20,134 --> 01:02:22,102 Dust touches girl flower. 977 01:02:22,170 --> 01:02:23,637 Oh! I see! 978 01:02:24,772 --> 01:02:26,706 (music) No, I don't see 979 01:02:26,774 --> 01:02:29,004 (music) it's very interesting 980 01:02:29,076 --> 01:02:32,477 (music) But still not clear to me 981 01:02:34,415 --> 01:02:35,507 Oh. 982 01:02:42,890 --> 01:02:44,152 Carry. 983 01:02:44,225 --> 01:02:48,889 Sounds like carry. Oh. Berry, very, Larry, scary... Marry! 984 01:02:48,963 --> 01:02:50,897 Man and woman get married. 985 01:02:52,366 --> 01:02:54,891 Love each other, and then? 986 01:02:58,072 --> 01:02:59,061 Knight. 987 01:02:59,774 --> 01:03:01,639 One night. 988 01:03:02,910 --> 01:03:04,707 (music) Yes, yes, one night 989 01:03:04,779 --> 01:03:06,804 (music) it's very interesting 990 01:03:06,881 --> 01:03:10,874 (music) What happens in the night? 991 01:03:12,119 --> 01:03:14,610 (music) What happens? What happens? 992 01:03:14,689 --> 01:03:17,123 (music) Oh, tell me, Father, please 993 01:03:17,191 --> 01:03:19,659 (music) Shall I go and pick some flowers? 994 01:03:19,727 --> 01:03:23,720 (music) Shall I go and catch some bees? 995 01:03:29,503 --> 01:03:31,494 Princess Winnifred. 996 01:03:31,572 --> 01:03:32,937 And I. 997 01:03:33,007 --> 01:03:34,838 Yeah, will get married. 998 01:03:34,909 --> 01:03:36,843 And then? 999 01:03:37,445 --> 01:03:39,037 One night. 1000 01:03:39,647 --> 01:03:41,274 And then... 1001 01:03:41,349 --> 01:03:44,477 One night! What? 1002 01:03:57,265 --> 01:03:59,165 Oh! Stork! 1003 01:03:59,233 --> 01:04:01,292 Ha-ha! 1004 01:04:01,369 --> 01:04:06,534 And then the stork will come and bring us the baby. 1005 01:04:06,607 --> 01:04:08,438 Oh, Papa! 1006 01:04:08,509 --> 01:04:10,500 I know all about the stork. 1007 01:04:11,145 --> 01:04:13,204 Mama told me about that years ago. 1008 01:04:15,016 --> 01:04:16,347 [Gasps] No! 1009 01:04:16,417 --> 01:04:17,941 Wait a minute. 1010 01:04:18,019 --> 01:04:20,783 (music) Flower, seed Man, woman 1011 01:04:20,855 --> 01:04:23,016 (music) Bee, baby, small 1012 01:04:23,090 --> 01:04:25,615 (music) it isn't the stork it isn't the stork 1013 01:04:25,693 --> 01:04:28,321 (music) it isn't the stork at all 1014 01:04:28,896 --> 01:04:30,830 (music) Oh, life is grand 1015 01:04:30,898 --> 01:04:33,093 (music) it's very interesting 1016 01:04:33,167 --> 01:04:35,397 (music) I think I understand 1017 01:04:35,469 --> 01:04:38,131 (music) I think, I think I know 1018 01:04:38,205 --> 01:04:42,073 (music) it's very interesting 1019 01:04:43,945 --> 01:04:47,574 (music) Thank you, Father 1020 01:04:48,149 --> 01:04:50,413 (music) And, Father 1021 01:04:50,484 --> 01:04:54,921 (music) I love you 1022 01:04:54,989 --> 01:05:00,256 (music) So (music) 1023 01:05:13,874 --> 01:05:15,466 - Harry. - Larken. 1024 01:05:15,543 --> 01:05:18,068 - You're right. - I know about the queen's test. 1025 01:05:18,145 --> 01:05:19,544 - I don't care. - What? 1026 01:05:19,613 --> 01:05:21,604 You're right. I put the law above love. 1027 01:05:21,682 --> 01:05:25,140 There is nothing, nothing as important as what I feel for you. 1028 01:05:25,219 --> 01:05:27,483 If we have to run, then we will, together. 1029 01:05:27,555 --> 01:05:30,615 No, no, Harry, we can't. We must never run from a fight. 1030 01:05:30,691 --> 01:05:32,818 All right, then, we will not run. 1031 01:05:32,893 --> 01:05:35,589 Does this mean you'll help Winnifred pass the test? 1032 01:05:35,663 --> 01:05:38,223 Yes, my sweet. I will cheat. 1033 01:05:38,299 --> 01:05:40,028 Oh, Harry. 1034 01:05:40,101 --> 01:05:42,262 Oh, and soon we will have our life. 1035 01:05:42,336 --> 01:05:46,636 We'll be married, have a honeymoon, buy our castle. 1036 01:05:46,707 --> 01:05:48,800 Have a honeymoon? Where? 1037 01:05:48,876 --> 01:05:51,276 I know the perfect place. 1038 01:05:52,279 --> 01:05:57,012 (music) Normandy is fine and fair 1039 01:05:57,084 --> 01:06:01,987 (music) So Normandy is where we'll go 1040 01:06:02,056 --> 01:06:07,517 (music) I can show you a beach where the peach blossom blows 1041 01:06:07,595 --> 01:06:10,496 (music) And I know how to reach 1042 01:06:10,564 --> 01:06:16,002 (music) A man who knows a man who knows a cozy inn 1043 01:06:16,070 --> 01:06:18,664 (music) A friendly place 1044 01:06:18,739 --> 01:06:23,039 (music) With rows of windows facing the sea 1045 01:06:24,445 --> 01:06:26,743 (music) This time of year 1046 01:06:26,814 --> 01:06:31,080 (music) The air I hear is rare and clear and warm 1047 01:06:31,152 --> 01:06:35,885 (music) in Normandy 1048 01:06:37,758 --> 01:06:41,216 (music) I know a meadow covered with mustard flowers 1049 01:06:41,295 --> 01:06:44,594 (music) Golden as the sun 1050 01:06:44,665 --> 01:06:50,570 (music) Where a wondrous thing can happen when an April day is done 1051 01:06:51,705 --> 01:06:54,401 (music) There's a moment after the sunset 1052 01:06:54,475 --> 01:06:57,308 (music) When the sky is suddenly green 1053 01:06:57,378 --> 01:06:59,972 (music) And the world stands hushed and waiting 1054 01:07:00,047 --> 01:07:02,743 (music) For the first white stars to convene 1055 01:07:02,817 --> 01:07:05,684 (music) When we see that emerald sky 1056 01:07:05,753 --> 01:07:08,415 (music) We'll know the reason why 1057 01:07:08,489 --> 01:07:13,984 (music) There's not another place we'd rather be 1058 01:07:20,968 --> 01:07:24,267 (music) Don't be afraid, my darling 1059 01:07:24,338 --> 01:07:28,001 (music) Sigh no more for I adore you 1060 01:07:28,075 --> 01:07:31,272 (music) I�ll fly with you 1061 01:07:31,345 --> 01:07:33,939 (music) I�ll try those wings 1062 01:07:34,014 --> 01:07:39,680 (music) Come swift for we have things to do 1063 01:07:39,753 --> 01:07:42,483 (music) is there truly a beach 1064 01:07:42,556 --> 01:07:45,423 (music) Where the peach blossom blows? 1065 01:07:45,493 --> 01:07:48,860 (music) Are you sure you can reach 1066 01:07:48,929 --> 01:07:52,763 (music) A man who knows a man who knows a cozy inn? 1067 01:07:52,833 --> 01:07:54,596 [Harry] (music) There's jessamine and 1068 01:07:54,668 --> 01:07:58,069 - (music) A friendly place with - (music) White lilac lace and 1069 01:07:58,139 --> 01:08:03,975 (music) Rows of windows facing the sea 1070 01:08:04,044 --> 01:08:06,672 (music) This time of year 1071 01:08:06,747 --> 01:08:10,205 (music) The air I hear is rare and clear and warm 1072 01:08:10,284 --> 01:08:13,412 - [Harry] (music) Don't be afraid - (music) it's warm 1073 01:08:13,487 --> 01:08:15,250 (music) Heaven was made 1074 01:08:15,322 --> 01:08:21,261 (music) in Normandy (music) 1075 01:08:32,940 --> 01:08:33,929 Well? 1076 01:08:34,875 --> 01:08:36,365 Do you have it? 1077 01:08:38,612 --> 01:08:40,170 Show it to me. 1078 01:08:41,448 --> 01:08:43,746 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 1079 01:08:43,817 --> 01:08:45,375 Yes, yes, yes! 1080 01:08:45,452 --> 01:08:47,283 Oh, wonderful! 1081 01:08:47,354 --> 01:08:50,289 The tiniest pea in the kingdom. 1082 01:08:50,357 --> 01:08:54,691 Under 20 goose down mattresses. Divine. 1083 01:08:54,762 --> 01:08:57,856 She'll never feel it. She'll sleep like a bear. 1084 01:08:57,932 --> 01:09:01,231 - And when she sleeps, she fails. - [Cackling] 1085 01:09:01,302 --> 01:09:02,701 [Echoing] 1086 01:09:04,838 --> 01:09:06,931 Who says I don't play fair? 1087 01:09:16,684 --> 01:09:17,742 Hi. 1088 01:09:17,818 --> 01:09:19,911 - Harry! - Jester! 1089 01:09:19,987 --> 01:09:22,387 [Both] Have you seen the queen? No. You first. 1090 01:09:22,456 --> 01:09:23,787 Hah! 1091 01:09:23,857 --> 01:09:26,826 - The king is determined to help. - With the test! 1092 01:09:26,894 --> 01:09:28,225 - Yes. - Us too! 1093 01:09:28,295 --> 01:09:30,627 - [Gasping] You mean...? - That's right. 1094 01:09:30,698 --> 01:09:32,825 - I will cheat. - Woo-hoo! 1095 01:09:32,900 --> 01:09:36,427 Now, all we have to do is figure out what the test might be. 1096 01:09:37,271 --> 01:09:38,738 Hmm. 1097 01:09:49,149 --> 01:09:51,049 [Queen] (music) One little pea 1098 01:09:51,619 --> 01:09:54,952 (music) One little green pea can do it for me 1099 01:09:55,022 --> 01:09:57,684 (music) One little pea 1100 01:09:57,758 --> 01:10:01,091 (music) And I�ll have it all permanently 1101 01:10:01,161 --> 01:10:03,459 (music) One little pea 1102 01:10:03,530 --> 01:10:06,624 (music) One little green pea and my future will be 1103 01:10:06,700 --> 01:10:09,225 (music) My kingdom, my castle 1104 01:10:09,303 --> 01:10:12,170 (music) My crown, my baby 1105 01:10:12,239 --> 01:10:13,706 (music) And me 1106 01:10:14,775 --> 01:10:16,174 Oh. 1107 01:10:17,144 --> 01:10:19,942 (music) There will never be 1108 01:10:20,014 --> 01:10:23,177 (music) Another like 1109 01:10:24,084 --> 01:10:27,019 (music) That baby of mine 1110 01:10:28,188 --> 01:10:33,922 (music) No other loves his mother like 1111 01:10:35,095 --> 01:10:38,258 (music) That baby of mine 1112 01:10:40,334 --> 01:10:44,930 (music) No one is more disarming 1113 01:10:45,005 --> 01:10:50,443 (music) Than my Prince Charming can be 1114 01:10:51,145 --> 01:10:54,546 (music) My life is perfect 1115 01:10:54,615 --> 01:10:58,449 (music) Pending his happy ending 1116 01:10:58,519 --> 01:11:02,683 (music) With me 1117 01:11:02,756 --> 01:11:06,954 (music) He's all I hoped for 1118 01:11:07,027 --> 01:11:09,018 (music) All I dreamed 1119 01:11:09,863 --> 01:11:12,798 (music) That baby of mine 1120 01:11:14,201 --> 01:11:18,763 (music) He'll always be my funny 1121 01:11:18,839 --> 01:11:22,605 (music) Valentine 1122 01:11:22,676 --> 01:11:24,576 (music) Whoa, whoa, whoa 1123 01:11:24,645 --> 01:11:29,412 (music) And now as sure as I am queen 1124 01:11:29,483 --> 01:11:31,917 (music) Miss What's-Her-Face 1125 01:11:31,985 --> 01:11:37,651 (music) Can't come between 1126 01:11:37,725 --> 01:11:40,125 (music) Me, my kingdom 1127 01:11:40,194 --> 01:11:42,754 (music) My castle, my crown 1128 01:11:42,830 --> 01:11:45,822 (music) And that big baby 1129 01:11:47,468 --> 01:11:51,461 (music) Of mine 1130 01:12:16,497 --> 01:12:19,159 (music) Now I�ll be happily happy 1131 01:12:19,233 --> 01:12:21,963 (music) Yes, happily happy 1132 01:12:25,272 --> 01:12:26,637 (music) And thoroughly 1133 01:12:26,707 --> 01:12:32,703 (music) Satisfied (music) 1134 01:12:47,127 --> 01:12:50,187 [Yawning] Excuse me. 1135 01:12:50,264 --> 01:12:52,095 Am I ready for bed. 1136 01:12:52,166 --> 01:12:54,634 Oh. And am I ready for you. 1137 01:12:54,701 --> 01:12:57,568 Come along. You must be sure to get a good night's rest 1138 01:12:57,638 --> 01:12:59,970 so you'll be fresh early tomorrow morning. 1139 01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:02,235 The potion. 1140 01:13:02,309 --> 01:13:06,006 Ah. A little extract of opium and warm milk 1141 01:13:06,079 --> 01:13:08,274 before going to bed, I always say. 1142 01:13:08,348 --> 01:13:10,509 - No, thank you. - Drink it down. Oh, yes. 1143 01:13:10,584 --> 01:13:12,814 Yummy, yummy, yummy. Good for the tummy. 1144 01:13:14,054 --> 01:13:17,581 And just to make sure that you have no trouble drifting off, 1145 01:13:17,658 --> 01:13:19,990 I've prepared a very special treat. 1146 01:13:20,060 --> 01:13:22,688 Bring on the nightingale of Samarkand. 1147 01:13:24,998 --> 01:13:27,933 Well, who has the nightingale of Samarkand? 1148 01:13:28,001 --> 01:13:29,798 - Do you? - I don't know. 1149 01:13:29,870 --> 01:13:32,771 Do I have to do everything myself around here? 1150 01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:34,273 [Lady] Oh, excuse me. 1151 01:13:35,042 --> 01:13:37,875 [Yawning] I'll just wait for you to find it... 1152 01:13:37,945 --> 01:13:39,970 [door closing] 1153 01:13:40,047 --> 01:13:42,015 - [Door opening] - Huh? 1154 01:13:49,590 --> 01:13:51,683 [Queen] All right, birdie, sing. 1155 01:13:51,758 --> 01:13:54,659 And let's have a nice, soft lullaby. 1156 01:13:54,728 --> 01:13:57,094 [Harp playing] 1157 01:13:57,164 --> 01:14:00,463 - (music) Ka ka ka ka ka ka ka - [yawning] 1158 01:14:00,534 --> 01:14:04,095 - (music) Ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka - Oh, my dear. 1159 01:14:04,171 --> 01:14:07,004 - [Singing continues] - There. Yes. 1160 01:14:07,074 --> 01:14:09,042 There we go. Come on, now. 1161 01:14:09,109 --> 01:14:11,304 Scoot right around. 1162 01:14:12,045 --> 01:14:15,139 Nice soft, downy mattresses just waiting for you. 1163 01:14:15,215 --> 01:14:16,512 Lovely, lovely. 1164 01:14:16,583 --> 01:14:18,813 [Queen] Upsy-daisy. If you just get... 1165 01:14:18,886 --> 01:14:21,116 Oh, oh! 1166 01:14:21,188 --> 01:14:22,553 [Queen grunting] 1167 01:14:22,623 --> 01:14:24,557 [Singing continues] 1168 01:14:24,625 --> 01:14:26,820 [Snoring] 1169 01:14:26,894 --> 01:14:29,089 - Ah! - Oooh! Oooh! 1170 01:14:30,130 --> 01:14:34,260 There you go, my dear. Sleep. Go to sleep. 1171 01:14:36,136 --> 01:14:39,071 [Queen] Sleep until I never have to see you again. 1172 01:14:41,074 --> 01:14:43,042 Goodbye, Winnie poo. 1173 01:14:43,110 --> 01:14:44,907 [Singing continues] 1174 01:15:02,996 --> 01:15:05,556 [Winnifred] Shut your beak! Please! 1175 01:15:05,632 --> 01:15:07,190 No, no, no! 1176 01:15:07,267 --> 01:15:09,929 [Trilling, clicking tongue] 1177 01:15:10,003 --> 01:15:12,631 [Winnifred sighs] Thank you. 1178 01:15:13,373 --> 01:15:15,170 Oh. Ah. 1179 01:15:21,281 --> 01:15:22,908 Ugh. 1180 01:15:41,435 --> 01:15:44,563 [Sobbing] I can't sleep. 1181 01:15:44,638 --> 01:15:46,868 Oh. I need a drink of water now. 1182 01:15:46,940 --> 01:15:49,101 Oh. Whoa! 1183 01:15:49,176 --> 01:15:50,768 Oh! 1184 01:15:50,844 --> 01:15:52,744 [Grunting] 1185 01:16:03,757 --> 01:16:04,951 Oh! 1186 01:16:05,826 --> 01:16:07,259 [Gasping] 1187 01:16:07,327 --> 01:16:09,852 Oh. Oh. 1188 01:16:09,930 --> 01:16:12,262 [Whimpering] 1189 01:16:17,437 --> 01:16:18,961 Oh! 1190 01:16:19,039 --> 01:16:20,939 The, the... 1191 01:16:29,683 --> 01:16:31,514 Oh! [sobbing] 1192 01:16:32,452 --> 01:16:33,714 Ow! 1193 01:16:34,788 --> 01:16:36,779 [Squealing] 1194 01:16:37,624 --> 01:16:41,060 Time to start again, Winnifred. OK. 1195 01:16:42,429 --> 01:16:44,420 I'll go through the whole routine. 1196 01:16:47,634 --> 01:16:51,035 Would you... Could we try again? 1197 01:16:51,104 --> 01:16:52,366 With the... 1198 01:16:52,439 --> 01:16:54,964 [clucking sounds] Thank you so much. 1199 01:16:55,042 --> 01:16:57,169 - Thank you. - [Singing resumes] 1200 01:16:57,244 --> 01:17:00,645 [loud singing] 1201 01:17:01,515 --> 01:17:03,346 Oh, Winnifred. 1202 01:17:05,118 --> 01:17:06,676 Ahhh! 1203 01:17:07,354 --> 01:17:09,618 - [Crashing] - [Nightingale squawking] 1204 01:17:09,690 --> 01:17:12,090 [Yawning] Oh, that's better. 1205 01:17:17,698 --> 01:17:19,563 Oh, lovely. 1206 01:17:19,633 --> 01:17:23,729 Lovely, comfortable, nice bed. 1207 01:17:28,442 --> 01:17:30,535 [Sobbing] Oh. 1208 01:17:39,319 --> 01:17:43,312 [Grunting, muttering] 1209 01:17:46,126 --> 01:17:48,458 [Sobbing] 1210 01:17:48,528 --> 01:17:50,962 [Sighing] 1211 01:17:52,099 --> 01:17:55,296 All right, sheep, let's go. 1212 01:17:55,368 --> 01:17:57,598 One. 1213 01:17:57,671 --> 01:17:59,036 Two. 1214 01:17:59,840 --> 01:18:01,273 Three. 1215 01:18:01,908 --> 01:18:03,375 Four. 1216 01:18:04,211 --> 01:18:04,870 Five. 1217 01:18:07,414 --> 01:18:10,713 Oh, good morning, my sweet boy. 1218 01:18:10,784 --> 01:18:12,945 Mama. 1219 01:18:13,687 --> 01:18:16,155 Dearest, why are you dressed like that? 1220 01:18:16,223 --> 01:18:18,350 Today's the test. 1221 01:18:18,425 --> 01:18:21,952 I want to look my best for Winnifred when she passes. 1222 01:18:22,028 --> 01:18:23,620 - The test? - Uh-huh. 1223 01:18:23,697 --> 01:18:26,257 The test is over, Dauntless darling. 1224 01:18:28,268 --> 01:18:29,963 - That can't be. - Yes. 1225 01:18:30,036 --> 01:18:33,028 What was it? When was it? 1226 01:18:33,106 --> 01:18:34,437 It was last night. 1227 01:18:34,508 --> 01:18:37,602 We put her to bed on top of 20 downy mattresses 1228 01:18:37,677 --> 01:18:39,611 with a pea under the bottom one. 1229 01:18:39,679 --> 01:18:41,909 To test her sensitivity. 1230 01:18:41,982 --> 01:18:46,476 And, of course, such a pea would have kept a genuine princess awake. 1231 01:18:46,553 --> 01:18:50,114 - And she slept? - Darling, I'm sure I don't know. 1232 01:18:50,190 --> 01:18:54,559 But she was practically falling asleep before her head hit the pillow. 1233 01:18:54,628 --> 01:18:57,461 And yawning like a vulgar scullery maid. 1234 01:18:57,531 --> 01:19:00,091 I mean, she looked ghastly, darling. 1235 01:19:00,167 --> 01:19:03,432 Tired and old enough to be your... 1236 01:19:03,503 --> 01:19:05,630 Never mind. 1237 01:19:10,243 --> 01:19:12,040 Oh, Fred. 1238 01:19:14,381 --> 01:19:18,249 Don't you worry. Someday we'll find you a princess. 1239 01:19:18,318 --> 01:19:21,344 - Good morning, everyone. - Good morning, Your Majesty. 1240 01:19:21,421 --> 01:19:23,013 Good morning, Sextimus. 1241 01:19:24,758 --> 01:19:26,919 Well, you're in a good mood. 1242 01:19:27,527 --> 01:19:30,052 I'm always in a good mood. 1243 01:19:32,966 --> 01:19:35,662 Well, how nice that we're all here 1244 01:19:35,735 --> 01:19:38,795 to see Princess Moat Swimmer on her way, 1245 01:19:38,872 --> 01:19:41,340 since she's such a favorite of ours. 1246 01:19:42,008 --> 01:19:43,839 Where is our little slug-a-bed? 1247 01:19:43,910 --> 01:19:46,071 Still wiping the sleep out of her eyes? 1248 01:19:47,113 --> 01:19:48,444 [Crowd gasping] 1249 01:19:48,515 --> 01:19:51,348 Oh. Here she is now. 1250 01:19:51,418 --> 01:19:53,511 Thirty-seven thousand, 1251 01:19:53,587 --> 01:19:55,452 four hundred and thirty-six. 1252 01:19:55,522 --> 01:19:57,251 Thirty-seven thousand, 1253 01:19:57,324 --> 01:20:00,088 four hundred and thirty-seven. 1254 01:20:00,160 --> 01:20:03,357 Thirty-seven thousand, four hundred and thirty-eight. 1255 01:20:03,430 --> 01:20:06,399 Thirty-seven thousand, four hundred and thirty-nine. 1256 01:20:06,466 --> 01:20:10,197 - 37,439 what? - Sheep. 1257 01:20:10,270 --> 01:20:14,229 Oh! What do you stuff your mattresses with? 1258 01:20:14,307 --> 01:20:18,175 - Jousting equipment? Oh! - [Queen] What do you mean? 1259 01:20:18,245 --> 01:20:21,271 I mean, you ought to take that bed of yours 1260 01:20:21,348 --> 01:20:23,748 and put it down in the torture chamber, 1261 01:20:23,817 --> 01:20:26,183 [yawning] Your Majesty. 1262 01:20:26,253 --> 01:20:28,187 You didn't sleep? 1263 01:20:28,255 --> 01:20:30,883 Hah. I never closed my eyes! 1264 01:20:30,957 --> 01:20:33,448 You passed! 1265 01:20:33,526 --> 01:20:35,357 - [Crowd murmuring] - Passed what? 1266 01:20:35,428 --> 01:20:38,556 The test. Mama put a pea under 20 mattresses, 1267 01:20:38,632 --> 01:20:40,463 and you felt it! 1268 01:20:43,136 --> 01:20:44,933 A pea? 1269 01:20:45,005 --> 01:20:47,405 Under 20 mattresses? 1270 01:20:47,474 --> 01:20:50,807 Oh! No wonder I'm black and blue! 1271 01:20:50,877 --> 01:20:53,846 - Oh! - Fred? Fred? 1272 01:20:55,048 --> 01:20:56,743 We can get married. 1273 01:20:56,816 --> 01:20:58,249 [Crowd] Aw! 1274 01:20:59,719 --> 01:21:01,380 Oh... 1275 01:21:02,689 --> 01:21:05,249 Twenty mattresses? 1276 01:21:05,992 --> 01:21:09,484 Dauntless, dear, you can make the wedding arrangements. 1277 01:21:09,562 --> 01:21:12,258 [Yawning] 1278 01:21:12,332 --> 01:21:15,961 You might want to start looking around for a small kingdom, 1279 01:21:16,036 --> 01:21:21,133 because I've got a feeling that we won't want to be living with the in-laws. 1280 01:21:21,207 --> 01:21:22,333 Hmpf. 1281 01:21:23,043 --> 01:21:26,535 You! Call the royal florist! 1282 01:21:26,613 --> 01:21:30,447 Roses. I want roses! 1283 01:21:30,517 --> 01:21:34,681 Hundreds of them, thousands of them for our wedding. 1284 01:21:35,655 --> 01:21:38,180 And everybody in the kingdom will be invited. 1285 01:21:38,258 --> 01:21:41,386 Oh, Winnifred. 1286 01:21:41,461 --> 01:21:43,622 We have so much to plan. 1287 01:21:43,697 --> 01:21:45,187 Not so fast. 1288 01:21:45,265 --> 01:21:46,698 What is it, Mama? 1289 01:21:46,766 --> 01:21:49,166 L-I want you to wait, 1290 01:21:49,235 --> 01:21:52,966 to give this whole matter proper consideration. 1291 01:21:53,039 --> 01:21:57,339 What's to consider? I love her, she passed the test, end of story. 1292 01:21:57,410 --> 01:21:58,877 Dauntless, listen to me. 1293 01:21:58,945 --> 01:22:01,243 Throughout this heartbreaking business, 1294 01:22:01,314 --> 01:22:05,683 I have never interfered, not once, but now this...! 1295 01:22:05,752 --> 01:22:07,845 Shh. She's sleeping. 1296 01:22:07,921 --> 01:22:12,221 I am not going to stand by and watch you throw yourself away on this nobody. 1297 01:22:12,292 --> 01:22:13,850 Mama, quiet! 1298 01:22:13,927 --> 01:22:16,691 All right, technically she may have passed the test, 1299 01:22:16,763 --> 01:22:19,596 but what do we really know about her, huh? 1300 01:22:19,666 --> 01:22:21,600 Or her people. 1301 01:22:21,668 --> 01:22:23,568 Oh, Dauntless, for all we know 1302 01:22:23,636 --> 01:22:27,072 she could come from a family of... tadpoles! 1303 01:22:27,140 --> 01:22:29,734 I told you to shut up! 1304 01:22:29,809 --> 01:22:31,902 [Crowd gasping] 1305 01:22:35,749 --> 01:22:37,717 - Mama? - Your Majesty. 1306 01:22:39,052 --> 01:22:41,680 - [Squeaks] - It's happened! 1307 01:22:41,755 --> 01:22:43,382 The curse. 1308 01:22:43,456 --> 01:22:45,686 It has been broken. 1309 01:22:45,759 --> 01:22:49,627 The mouse has devoured the... 1310 01:22:49,696 --> 01:22:51,493 The hawk! 1311 01:22:51,564 --> 01:22:53,191 [Crowd gasping] 1312 01:22:53,266 --> 01:22:55,166 The queen cannot talk. 1313 01:22:55,235 --> 01:22:56,668 I... 1314 01:22:58,004 --> 01:22:59,028 I... 1315 01:23:00,774 --> 01:23:03,174 I... I can... I can talk. 1316 01:23:03,243 --> 01:23:04,574 [Crowd gasping] 1317 01:23:04,644 --> 01:23:08,136 - [Chuckles] - I can talk! 1318 01:23:08,214 --> 01:23:09,806 I'm talking. 1319 01:23:10,517 --> 01:23:13,680 - Do I have a lot to say! - Your Majesty! 1320 01:23:15,155 --> 01:23:17,248 And all this on my wedding day. 1321 01:23:18,158 --> 01:23:20,888 Come on, Winnifred. Let's get you to bed. 1322 01:23:22,996 --> 01:23:26,454 Aggravaine, Aggravaine, unhand him. 1323 01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:28,867 Now. 1324 01:23:31,838 --> 01:23:33,635 Thank you. 1325 01:23:35,208 --> 01:23:36,436 [Yawning] 1326 01:23:36,509 --> 01:23:40,104 You take Winnifred to get some rest. Then we'll plan your wedding. 1327 01:23:41,314 --> 01:23:43,077 Go ahead, son. 1328 01:23:43,149 --> 01:23:44,616 Thanks, Papa. 1329 01:23:44,684 --> 01:23:46,208 Thank you. 1330 01:23:46,286 --> 01:23:48,015 [Crowd] Aw. 1331 01:23:51,357 --> 01:23:52,722 Aggravaine. 1332 01:23:52,792 --> 01:23:54,953 - Aggravaine! - [Crowd gasping] 1333 01:23:55,028 --> 01:23:58,759 You asked for it, and now you're gonna get it. 1334 01:23:58,832 --> 01:24:01,699 From now on when I say "hop", 1335 01:24:01,768 --> 01:24:03,395 I want you to hop. 1336 01:24:03,470 --> 01:24:05,370 So, hop! 1337 01:24:05,438 --> 01:24:07,167 Hop! I said hop! 1338 01:24:08,007 --> 01:24:09,872 Skip. Jump. 1339 01:24:10,743 --> 01:24:12,540 Hop. Skip. Jump. Hop. 1340 01:24:12,612 --> 01:24:15,547 Your Majesty, have I mentioned how much I've admired 1341 01:24:15,615 --> 01:24:20,382 your silent but strong commanding presence over the years? 1342 01:24:20,453 --> 01:24:24,253 Not to mention what an incredibly attractive royal you are. 1343 01:24:26,759 --> 01:24:28,750 This means we can get married. 1344 01:24:28,828 --> 01:24:31,194 We can all get married. 1345 01:24:31,264 --> 01:24:32,891 [Excited chattering] 1346 01:24:37,770 --> 01:24:40,068 (music) How did she stay awake 1347 01:24:40,140 --> 01:24:42,506 (music) That pea was awfully small 1348 01:24:42,575 --> 01:24:45,305 - (music) it wasn't the pea - (music) it wasn't the pea 1349 01:24:49,849 --> 01:24:52,283 (music) it wasn't the pea at all 1350 01:24:55,288 --> 01:24:57,017 (music) Oh, life is grand 1351 01:24:57,090 --> 01:25:01,424 (music) it's very interesting We think we understand 1352 01:25:01,494 --> 01:25:03,758 (music) We think we think we know 1353 01:25:03,830 --> 01:25:06,526 (music) it's very interesting 1354 01:25:11,604 --> 01:25:13,970 [bells tolling] 1355 01:25:14,040 --> 01:25:17,237 (music) Thank you, princess 1356 01:25:17,310 --> 01:25:18,971 (music) And, princess 1357 01:25:19,045 --> 01:25:24,176 (music) I love you so 1358 01:25:26,653 --> 01:25:32,421 [chorus] (music) For a princess is a delicate thing 1359 01:25:32,492 --> 01:25:37,361 (music) Delicate and dainty as a dragonfly's wing 1360 01:25:37,430 --> 01:25:40,422 (music) You can recognize a lady 1361 01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:44,903 (music) By her elegant hair 1362 01:25:46,439 --> 01:25:48,839 (music) Ahhhh 1363 01:25:48,908 --> 01:25:53,902 (music) But a genuine princess 1364 01:25:53,980 --> 01:25:55,709 [snoring] 1365 01:25:55,782 --> 01:26:00,981 (music) is exceedingly 1366 01:26:01,054 --> 01:26:05,491 (music) Rare 1367 01:26:05,558 --> 01:26:11,053 (music) Ahhhhh 1368 01:26:11,130 --> 01:26:15,191 (music) Ahhhhh (music) 1369 01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:11,191 {{{the end}}}100263