All language subtitles for Zoe Ever After s01e07 Game Face.eng

[Zoe] The great thing about
New York is you can run

into anyone anywhere.

No, she does not.

Seriously.

She paints her face with egg.

- Ew.
- Puts two cucumber slices on her eyes

and rubs beet roots on her lips.

Oh, my God, it must have been like you

were sleeping with a salad bar.

[both laughing]

Yes, it was.

[Zoe] This is Curtis.

I met him when I was
getting my morning latte.

He's a tall nonfat mocha,

and I ain't talking about his coffee.

Well, enough about my ex.

Your turn.

Well, I sort of made it a
policy not to talk about my ex,

but you're gonna find out
eventually, so here it goes.

I was married to Gemini Moon.

The... Olympic Gold Medalist?

The world champion boxer?

Oh, I'm sorry. I don't
really follow boxing.

The Hanes His Way commercial.

And I don't wear underwear.

Oh, good to know. [chuckling]

Wow, I'm so relieved.

I mean, a lot of the guys I go
out with are all about my ex.

Well, I'm all about you.

Aww.

You're so sweet.

You know, when you asked me out...

Hold up. Is that Serena Williams?

Where?

I gotta get a picture with her.

I'm sorry. Come with me.

I need you to take the picture.

[Zoe] The bad thing
about dating in New York

is you can run into anyone, anywhere.

[punching]

What's wrong with you?

You think you can just
have your way with a girl

and not return her calls?

Why would I call somebody back
who tried to ruin my reputation?

You didn't like the documentary.

You mean the fluff piece
that you did on Juarez

and the hatchet job you did on me?

You punked me in front of
millions of people and my son!

I trusted you.

As a journalist, I have a responsibility

to deliver the truth.

And were you delivering the truth

when you were lying on your back screaming,

"Oh, give it to me, Champ!"

What happened between you and me,

it has nothing to do with my story.

You played me

and I was fool enough to let my guard down,

but lesson learned.

Good morning, good people.

Okay, we got a lot of business
to discuss this morning,

so let's start with the new campaign.

Where's Pearly?

- Pearly? Yeah.
- Yeah.

She's at a funeral for
her uncle, poor thing.

Here you go.

She didn't tell me her uncle died.

Well, they weren't very close.

He was once removed and twice deported.

Hmm.

Who has a funeral at 8:00 in the morning?

He was an early riser.

How ironic, now he's
getting all them worms,

but can't do nothing with 'em.

Hallelujah.

Okay.
[hammering]

Miguel, can you stop with the hammering?

I'm trying to have a meeting.

Sorry.

[drilling]
Miguel!

What?

You didn't say anything about the drill.

Be a good contractor

and play with your toys
in another room, please.

- Thanks.
- Play?

Okay. As you all know,

our new Golden Gloves nail
lacquer is about to drop,

but if we don't land a major
department store account

within the next month,

we all may end up working in one, okay?

So...

Sorry I'm late.

I'll be there soon.

Go on. I can hear you from here.

Go, go, go.

Funeral my ass.

What?

Her uncle was a rapper in the '80s.

As I was saying, where are we with Macy's?

I have some great news.

What? You and the rest of Run
DMC are getting back together?

[laughing]

I mean, ow.

I was able to get you a
meeting with Melanie Foster.

She's a distributor who
sells to all the majors,

including Macy's.

Oh, my goodness, I love Macy's.

Ever since I saw "Miracle on 34th Street,"

my favorite holiday movie.

- It's so beautiful.
- Eh.

I'm more of a "Home Alone" guy, myself.

Guys, this is very fascinating,

but we need to focus on our work,

selling our cosmetics, and
you need to focus on your work,

using power drills and inhaling asbestos.

And out of curiosity, when
is that work gonna be done

so we can plan your bye-bye party?

Um...

Well, look.

If you wanted shoddy work,

then you should have
called Rivero Construction,

but your husband hired me,

the best contractor in the tri-state area.

Three years running.

Yelp's words. Not mine.

I'm sorry, I stopped listening
when you didn't say Tuesday.

I stopped when you said good morning.

[Pearl] Ooh!

- Excuse me?
- Nothing.

Oh.

The honeymoon is over.

All right, getting back to the distributor.

Okay, I worked on some
talking points for your pitch.

I'll go get it now.

[groans]

No. Still can't.

Why don't we reconvene after
Pearl's IcyHot's kicked in?

Back in ten.

You still dating that tri-athlete dude?

I mean, doesn't he know you
a try-not-to-break-a-sweat

kinda chick?

I stole that from Valent?.

Hey!

Look, all the horrible
hiking, backbreaking biking

and soul-crushing swimming is paying off,

because the other night, Jeremy...

That's his Christian name...

and I were walking past a jewelry store

and he asked me what kind of ring I like.

Oh! Three carats, cushion
cut, Yetwo simple baguettes.

A boy can dream, can't he?

- Pearl.
- Yes.

Now, you know, I fully support

your mission to find love,

but I'm gonna need you to find it

before the 8:00 a.m. staff meeting.

Now, let's discuss the pitch in my office.

I need some really jazzy
mock-ups for the ad campaign

we're planning.

[Pearl groaning]

Pearl?

I'm gonna text you.

Boop-boop-boop boop-boop-boop...

Are you absolutely sure
you don't need me to stay?

Yes, I want Melanie to know

that this is not just a
brand, this is my brand.

So go handle your business and
I'll take care of this business,

and if anybody ask you where you going,

tell them it's none of they business.

It's none of your business. None of it.

None of it. So...

Is this just another
booty call or does Mr. Buff

have something else up his sleeve?

[Zoe] Mm. I don't know,

the whole thing was very last minute.

He's definitely up to something.

He said he had to meet me
this afternoon and he told me

not to wear any jewelry,
so you know what that means.

He questions your taste
in statement necklaces?

Uh, here's a statement.

Go to reception and wait for Ms. Foster.

All right, yeah.

If today goes as planned,

you're going to land a major account

and I am going to land a husband.

Yes. And if we fail,

we meet at the club and drink
until we can't see straight.

And if we succeed, we meet at the club

and drink until we can't see straight.

- That's what we do.
- That's good.

My goodness.

Hi!

I'm Melanie Foster.

I have an appointment with Zoe Moon.

Well! My timing hasn't been
this perfect since I happened

to find myself in the same
men's room as Michael Sam.

[chuckles]

Talk about a tight end.

Can we keep this moving?

I'm getting Rolfed at 4:00.

Oh, good for you.

It's a type of massage therapy.

Yeah, call it whatever you want, honey.

No judgments here.

Zoe Moon, Melanie Foster.

Melanie.

Lovely to meet you.

This is such a fantastic
opportunity for us.

For me, for me as Zoe Moon Cosmetics.

For me, Zoe Moon, the person. Ooh, sorry.

Who owns Zoe Moon Cosmetics,

so yes, basically, it's
all of us and one of me.

Uh, why don't you have a seat?

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

So, uh, one of my buyers has
tried some of your samples

and been raving about your products.

That's great.

I'm always worried the girls we
hired to hand out samples just

give 'em to their friends
and go out drinking,

you know what I'm saying?

No, not really.

Can we move this along?

She's getting Rolfed at 4:00.

Okay, uh, Ms. Foster,

our company is focused on
products for women of color.

We want to empower them by
giving them products designed

specifically to meet their needs.

Think of it as for colored girls
who consider blue eye shadow

when the rainbow was not enough.

We've got shades for
every tone of black woman.

From high yellow to
85% deep dark chocolate.

[Zoe] Uh, Valent??

Why don't you go take lunch?

Preferably someplace far away.

Apologies for my overzealous assistant.

We're just all so excited
to work with your company.

Just some backstory for you.

Three years ago, I started with
a lipstick line, but then we

started trending with a few top stylists.

Now we've gone from
one thing to everything.

Products at the fine stores
you work with we'll see

flying out of the doors once
you put 'em on their shelves.

And what kind of advertising
campaign do you have?

I hear that you're in
talks with Lupita Nyong'o.

Uh, well, we're actually in
talks to have talks with, uh,

Miss Nyong'o.

So you don't have a spokesmodel?

Not officially, but once we do,
we're gonna be full speed ahead

with a huge campaign introducing...

Golden Gloves nail lacquer
that will knock your pumps off.

Let me show you the boards.

The thing is, people don't
buy products for the concept,

they buy for the personality.

If you don't have a
personality to sell the concept,

your product is DOA.

OMG.

I mean, I'm sure we'll be
able to work something out.

Here's what I was thinking.

Your product is called
Golden Gloves nail lacquer.

Why aren't you using Gemini?

- Gemini who?
- Your husband.

- Ex-husband.
- Whatever.

Once you have him, you
put any model in the ad,

it won't matter.

Listen...

Gemini was involved when
I started the company,

but he's not a thing
anymore, and neither are we.

Now, my company is
about female empowerment.

What's more empowering
than a beautiful model

knocking out the champ?

You need a spokesperson
who can get attention.

You let me know when
you've got Gemini on board,

because if you can't, we
can't do anything here.

Well, can I at least show
you a few of the boards?

One of them? A half?

[Zoe] What do you want?

Just a heads up.

I need to shut the power off tomorrow

for about an hour or so.

Is that a good time or...

You might as well pull the
plug now for all I care.

Cool, that'll put me ahead of schedule.

Yo, pull the plug.

This big distributor that sells
to Macy's wants me to get Gemini

to be a part of the ad campaign.

Gemini!

He doesn't even wear makeup.

[clattering]
Yo! Yo, yo!

Don't pull the plug.

Gemini is not even a part of this company.

This is my company!

This is my office, and this is my desk!

Do you see his desk? No!

'Cause he doesn't have a desk.

No.

You just gonna stare at
me like I'm in a museum?

Well, you are a piece of work.

Um... Look.

Do you want to know what
I would do if I were you?

I don't want to know.

- No, I want to know. No, I don't.
- Okay.

Do I? No. I don't know.

Well, if this distributor
could up your sales big time,

wouldn't that be worth it?

Yes. No.

Well...

I'm just gonna keep my
questions rhetorical.

I don't know how I feel
about anything anymore.

You keep saying that
you're over your ex-husband.

Is that true?

Yes.

Well, then don't make this about feelings,

make it about business.

Your business.

Look, I've been there.

Trust me.

When I started my company,

we only serviced to one state area.

Then this big contract came up
and I needed my cousin Raul's

trucking company so I could
come in with the best bid.

And?

And... Raul is a dick.

But you bit the bullet and
asked him for help and...

everything worked out.

No.

I told Raul to go screw
himself and his trucks.

And if he ever looked at my girlfriend...

my ex-girlfriend, again,

then I would kick him in the nuts.

[Zoe laughing]

But see, it took me another
five years to expand.

So don't be like me.

Don't make this about the relationship.

Make it about your business.

But if you ever run into Raul,

you have my permission to
kick him in Las bolas.

Kick him up the bolas.

- [laughing]
- Yes. It's Spanish for nuts.

Okay.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

This place is booked months in advance,

but my friend did me a favor

- 'cause I wanted to share this with you.
- [whining]

I'm all about sharing.

It's the climbing I'm not so sure about.

Pearl.

I wouldn't let anything happen to you.

You wouldn't?

This wall is perfectly safe.

- [man screaming]
- Oh, God!

[clearing throat]

Chances are he jumped.

You've got to challenge yourself, Pearl.

Step outside of that comfort zone.

Oh.

Don't you want to be the
best version of yourself?

What you doing? Here in this mountain.

- Come on, Let's do this, all right?
- Let's do this.

- Come on.
- Okay, I'm coming.

I'm getting up there.

Oh...

If there's not an engagement
ring at the top of this wall,

he's gonna see the angry
heifer version of me.

The hell do you want?

Mm, is that the way you greet
the mother of your only child?

That I know about.

Uh, how's the training going?

It's going.

Looking good there.

You stinging like a butterfly
and floating like a bee.

My arteries are hardening
from all the butter.

Why don't you just tell me what you want.

Oh. Well...

Um, I'm trying to land this big distributor

for our new Golden Gloves

nail line and the deal is so close,

I can almost taste the lip gloss.

But...

And I'm punctuating
that with a dollar sign.

No, this is not about money.

It's just that they will only do the deal

if you agree to be in the ad campaign.

So, you seriously think

that I should help you out,

after you made me look
like a washed-up boxer

with no family in that documentary?

I don't think so, Boo-boo.

Listen.

I'm not coming to you as
Zoe Moon, your ex wife.

I'm coming to you as CEO
of Zoe Moon Cosmetics.

You should look at the
settlement you gave me

as an investment in the company.

I mean, it is in your best
interest that you make sure

that this company succeeds.

This is not about our
personal relationship.

This is about business.

Ooh.

Yeah, well...

my business is boxing, which you put

into serious jeopardy
when you don't support me.

How can I support you when you
show up at my house unannounced

and expect me to do an interview

with a woman you used to sleep with?

Here you go.

I told you, nothing happened
between me and Ashley back then.

And I told...

Wait... wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.

What you mean "back then"?

Huh, who? Nah.

Gemini.

What do you mean back then?

See, Zoe, this... this is how you do.

What?

You want to be exes when
it's convenient for you.

But you can't have it both ways.

You told me to let you do you.

Why don't you let me do me?

And whoever the hell else
it is I feel like doing.

You been doing you.

But you know what?

I don't need you or your nasty
ass nowhere near my company.

Forget you and the ad campaign.

I'm gonna check to see
if Juarez is available.

Yeah, well, you better get him now

while he's still got all his teeth.

Yeah-yeah-yeah!

Ugh, I'm coming!

[grunting]

[woeful laughing] Oh, God...

Come on, babe.

You need to keep climbing
if you want to get to

the promised land, all right?

See you at the top.

[panting, grunts]

I have seen the promised land,

and I may not get there with you.

Oh, God.

Oh, hell.

Come on, girl. You got this.

Ain't no mountain high
enough for three carats.

[grunting]

[muttering]

[hysterical laughter]

[groaning, screaming, loud thud]

[Pearl groans]

Can you hear me, Pearl?

Pearl?

[Pearl] I must have
died and gone to heaven.

I was right.

Jesus is black.

Oh, no, you're fine.

You just got the wind knocked out of you.

What happened?

Your boyfriend said that
you fell off the wall.

Oh, that's what I get for trying

to be the best version of myself.

Well, I don't see anything
wrong with the version

that I'm looking at right now.

[Jeremy] Oh, good, you're okay.

Oh, God!

It's gonna be much easier
the second time, I promise.

She's okay, right? All right, look, Jeremy.

I'm not going up that rope again.

Not now, not ever.

- What?
- I don't want to bike with you,

I don't want to swim with you,

I don't want to sweat
to the oldies with you

or anything else,

because the best version
of me is this version of me.

Bye, Felipe!

Get out!

Wow, a woman with a
backbone and a backside.

Well, maybe we should go to your ambulance,

so you can check my vitals.

Be glad to.

Yeah. Oh!

Oh, really, Pearl, I'm happy for you.

Thank you. You found love with a paramedic

and my business needs one.

Oh, come on, Z.

Don't worry, we'll find a spokesmodel.

If we don't get Lupita,
we'll find someone else.

They'll probably only
agree to do it if Gemini

- does it with them.
- Mm.

He was right.

This company was a stupid idea.

Uh-oh.

You just said Gemini was right,
which can only mean that they

put house gin in your martini,
or it's the end of days,

which actually is the same thing.

Pearl, if we don't land some big
department store account soon,

your Christmas bonus is gonna be an Uber

to the unemployment office.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

Then we do have a problem.

After my November nuptials,

I was planning a holiday honeymoon,

and I will not let this fly in the ointment

ruin my fly vacay.

We gotta find someone else.

Well, where are we gonna
find somebody to be the fresh

new face who hasn't saturated the market?

Someone beautiful, youthful, relatable?

Those kind of people don't
come around every day, Pearl.

[woman] Excuse me.

Are you Zoe Moon?

The one with the cosmetics company?

For now.

Hi, I'm Jordin Sparks.

- I know, I'm a huge fan.
- Thank you.

- I'm such a fan.
- Thank you.

I'm a huge fan of your products,

I got some in a gift bag

at a premiere recently.

Your Go Ahead and Make
Me Blush blush is amazing,

I would love to get some more.

This isn't really a business
thing we're doing here.

This is more like an intervention.

Okay, well, you have a great night.

You too.

[Pearl] Bye, Jordin.

She's so cute.

Anyway, so where were we...

Zoe, here's a little
pearl of wisdom for you.

- Oh...
- Yes.

If Jordin Sparks approaches you at a bar

and tells you that she loves
all your products,

you ask her to be your spokesmodel.

Right!

[Zoe] Like I said, the
great thing about New York

is you can run into anyone, anywhere,

even your next spokesmodel.

Yes!

[all] Yes.

[Zoe] Get it, Jordin Sparks! Word!

Beautiful spokesmodel, check.

The next stop, Macy's.

You know what, Team Z?

All in all, I think
we're doing pretty well.

Yes. Pop that champagne, Valent?.

Okay.

[Zoe] Ooh!

Let's try not to kill our spokesperson.

Sure, sure.

Just start drinking.

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