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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,137 --> 00:00:03,539 (woman) Getting back into the dating scene can be complicated. 2 00:00:03,573 --> 00:00:04,840 3 00:00:04,875 --> 00:00:06,175 (laughing) 4 00:00:06,209 --> 00:00:08,677 My name is Zoe and I'm divorced. 5 00:00:08,712 --> 00:00:10,179 Hmm, kind of, sort of. 6 00:00:12,382 --> 00:00:14,049 That's my date Sean. 7 00:00:14,084 --> 00:00:15,684 We met at this bistro when I spilled my 8 00:00:15,719 --> 00:00:17,653 Cosmo in his couscous. 9 00:00:17,687 --> 00:00:18,854 Good evening, Mrs. Moon. 10 00:00:18,889 --> 00:00:20,089 Oh, good evening, Amir. 11 00:00:20,123 --> 00:00:21,624 - Good evening... - (elevator dinging) 12 00:00:21,658 --> 00:00:23,158 ... total stranger. 13 00:00:23,193 --> 00:00:25,427 He's not a stranger, he's with me. 14 00:00:25,462 --> 00:00:27,329 Oh, yes, yes, of course, my apologies. 15 00:00:27,364 --> 00:00:28,264 (chuckling) 16 00:00:31,090 --> 00:00:32,924 Unless you are saying that under duress. 17 00:00:32,959 --> 00:00:35,593 No, I'm saying it loud and proud! 18 00:00:35,628 --> 00:00:36,995 He's with me! 19 00:00:37,029 --> 00:00:38,330 Hey... Ooh! 20 00:00:38,364 --> 00:00:39,798 (Zoe) Ooh, and that's the elevator. 21 00:00:39,832 --> 00:00:41,099 Hate that thing. 22 00:00:43,869 --> 00:00:45,136 I'm sorry, Sean. 23 00:00:45,171 --> 00:00:46,871 Amir is like a pit bull with tassels. 24 00:00:46,906 --> 00:00:48,773 He's still under my ex-husband's spell. 25 00:00:48,808 --> 00:00:50,075 It's okay, I get it. 26 00:00:50,109 --> 00:00:51,810 You were married to the champ. 27 00:00:51,844 --> 00:00:53,011 Maybe Amir doesn't think you're ready 28 00:00:53,045 --> 00:00:56,214 to move on to the king... of Wall Street. 29 00:00:56,248 --> 00:00:59,351 Oh, believe me, we have both moved on. 30 00:00:59,385 --> 00:01:01,319 He just happened to move on while we were still married. 31 00:01:02,655 --> 00:01:05,123 So you moved on... on? 32 00:01:05,157 --> 00:01:07,192 Been there, done that. 33 00:01:07,226 --> 00:01:08,326 - (elevator dinging) - Have the tattoo. 34 00:01:12,231 --> 00:01:13,765 - Hey, Mom. - Hey, Mom. 35 00:01:13,799 --> 00:01:16,901 (Zoe) And that right there is why dating is complicated. 36 00:01:16,936 --> 00:01:20,638 Zoe Ever After 37 00:01:20,673 --> 00:01:23,108 Zoe 38 00:01:23,142 --> 00:01:24,242 (cheering on TV) 39 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:27,946 - Amir? - Amir here. 40 00:01:27,980 --> 00:01:29,948 Why didn't you tell me that Mr. Moon was here? 41 00:01:29,982 --> 00:01:31,449 Yes, Mr. Moon was here. 42 00:01:32,785 --> 00:01:34,252 - Ooh! - Oh no! 43 00:01:34,286 --> 00:01:36,940 The back of that head belongs to my son Xavier. 44 00:01:36,954 --> 00:01:39,010 And the back of that bigger head belongs to... 45 00:01:39,056 --> 00:01:40,991 Gemini Moon! 46 00:01:41,025 --> 00:01:42,092 Big fan, man, huge. 47 00:01:44,735 --> 00:01:46,603 That Dominguez fight in 2010? 48 00:01:46,637 --> 00:01:47,904 Ooh, epic! 49 00:01:47,939 --> 00:01:49,973 Don't even get me started about Franklin in '08. 50 00:01:50,007 --> 00:01:51,508 Okay, I won't. 51 00:01:51,542 --> 00:01:53,210 You know what, Sean, maybe we should call it a night. 52 00:01:53,244 --> 00:01:54,878 - Really? - Yeah. 53 00:01:54,912 --> 00:01:56,379 We'll call it a night. 54 00:01:56,414 --> 00:01:58,548 - Can I... can I at least call you? - Sure. 55 00:01:58,583 --> 00:02:00,383 Gemini, Sean wants your number. 56 00:02:00,418 --> 00:02:01,818 Bye-bye! 57 00:02:01,853 --> 00:02:03,687 - Oh! - Oh, yes! 58 00:02:03,721 --> 00:02:04,721 Man, nah! 59 00:02:04,755 --> 00:02:06,490 You owe me 20 bucks! Give it to me! 60 00:02:06,524 --> 00:02:08,425 You know what? Here's 100. 61 00:02:08,459 --> 00:02:10,260 'Cause you're a champ, just like your pops, Mini-Me. 62 00:02:10,294 --> 00:02:11,428 That's right. 63 00:02:11,462 --> 00:02:12,762 Let's bounce. 64 00:02:12,797 --> 00:02:14,698 Traffic's probably died down now anyway. 65 00:02:14,732 --> 00:02:16,299 Wait, where's your stuff? 66 00:02:16,334 --> 00:02:17,667 Dad always buys me new stuff. 67 00:02:17,702 --> 00:02:19,636 Dad always buys you new, better stuff, don't I? 68 00:02:19,670 --> 00:02:22,506 Listen, contrary to how you father spends it, baby, 69 00:02:22,540 --> 00:02:23,673 money doesn't grow on trees. 70 00:02:23,674 --> 00:02:25,774 _ 71 00:02:25,780 --> 00:02:26,910 I'm gonna count to three 72 00:02:26,944 --> 00:02:28,512 and you better be packing your old stuff 73 00:02:28,546 --> 00:02:29,980 by two-and-a-half. 74 00:02:30,014 --> 00:02:31,047 One! 75 00:02:31,048 --> 00:02:33,048 _ 76 00:02:33,749 --> 00:02:36,249 _ 77 00:02:36,287 --> 00:02:38,088 What? 78 00:02:38,122 --> 00:02:40,457 Can you have my back like once? 79 00:02:40,491 --> 00:02:42,359 I got your back, baby. 80 00:02:42,393 --> 00:02:43,593 I got your front too. 81 00:02:43,628 --> 00:02:45,128 - I see you shining. - Uh-uh. 82 00:02:45,162 --> 00:02:46,897 This is not for you. 83 00:02:48,699 --> 00:02:49,766 And if we're gonna co-parent, Gemini, 84 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,535 we gotta be on the same page. 85 00:02:51,569 --> 00:02:53,045 I mean, just because we're divorced... 86 00:02:53,046 --> 00:02:54,046 Whoa, whoa, let me stop you right there. 87 00:02:54,105 --> 00:02:56,206 We are separated, we are not divorced yet. 88 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:58,909 We have been separated for a year. 89 00:02:58,943 --> 00:03:00,577 Sign the papers. 90 00:03:00,611 --> 00:03:02,379 You sign the papers. 91 00:03:02,413 --> 00:03:03,947 (cell phone alerting) The champ is here! 92 00:03:03,981 --> 00:03:05,382 The champ is here! 93 00:03:05,416 --> 00:03:06,983 Yo. 94 00:03:07,018 --> 00:03:08,118 (chuckling) 95 00:03:08,152 --> 00:03:10,020 Nah, nah, I got my son this weekend. 96 00:03:10,054 --> 00:03:11,621 I can't do that. 97 00:03:11,656 --> 00:03:13,890 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll talk to you later. 98 00:03:13,925 --> 00:03:14,925 All right, peace. 99 00:03:16,327 --> 00:03:18,128 (chuckling) 100 00:03:18,162 --> 00:03:19,229 My agent. 101 00:03:20,831 --> 00:03:23,800 Bada-da-o, bada-da-o... 102 00:03:23,834 --> 00:03:25,101 Yeah. Ugh! 103 00:03:25,136 --> 00:03:27,270 When I imagined the story I would tell my children 104 00:03:27,305 --> 00:03:28,572 about how I met their father, 105 00:03:28,606 --> 00:03:31,474 it did not include swiping left and swiping right. 106 00:03:31,509 --> 00:03:33,176 It seems so desperate. 107 00:03:33,210 --> 00:03:34,444 Oh, honey. 108 00:03:34,478 --> 00:03:36,780 You are a 35-year-old single black woman... 109 00:03:36,814 --> 00:03:38,481 - Yes... - Living in Manhattan, 110 00:03:38,516 --> 00:03:40,250 wearing Tory Burch flats! 111 00:03:40,284 --> 00:03:42,385 It doesn't get more desperate than that, darling. 112 00:03:42,420 --> 00:03:43,987 - Morning, team! - Good morning. 113 00:03:44,021 --> 00:03:45,221 What y'all working on? 114 00:03:45,256 --> 00:03:47,591 Oh, you know, not on trying to find Pearl a husband. 115 00:03:47,625 --> 00:03:50,594 See, this is why you don't hire your best friend. 116 00:03:50,628 --> 00:03:52,596 She puts her business before your business. 117 00:03:52,630 --> 00:03:54,431 Ooh, girl, and swipe left on that one. 118 00:03:54,465 --> 00:03:56,032 Really? 119 00:03:56,067 --> 00:03:57,400 He's cute. 120 00:03:57,435 --> 00:03:59,069 Pearl, his profile picture is a mug shot. 121 00:04:00,805 --> 00:04:03,974 Well, if we don't believe in second chances, who will? 122 00:04:04,008 --> 00:04:06,710 Mm-mm-mm, thug life! 123 00:04:06,744 --> 00:04:07,744 How did it go at last night's 124 00:04:07,778 --> 00:04:09,379 pop-up boutique in the BK? 125 00:04:09,413 --> 00:04:10,647 Everything sold out except for 126 00:04:10,681 --> 00:04:12,949 Zoe Moon Go Ahead And Make Me Blush blush. 127 00:04:12,984 --> 00:04:14,851 Evidently the brown girls in Brooklyn 128 00:04:14,885 --> 00:04:16,586 - don't do rosy cheeks. - Mm-mm. 129 00:04:16,621 --> 00:04:19,689 But... there is a silver lining. 130 00:04:19,724 --> 00:04:21,358 Lupita's makeup artist was there. 131 00:04:21,392 --> 00:04:22,759 - Really?! - Mm-hmm. 132 00:04:22,793 --> 00:04:25,061 And she loved all the new products. 133 00:04:25,096 --> 00:04:27,030 What do you think about approaching Lupita 134 00:04:27,064 --> 00:04:30,300 about her being the very first face of Zoe Moon Cosmetics? 135 00:04:30,334 --> 00:04:31,601 Other than your face, of course. 136 00:04:31,636 --> 00:04:32,836 Right, you'd be the upfront face. 137 00:04:32,870 --> 00:04:34,204 You know, the hot, young face, 138 00:04:34,238 --> 00:04:35,672 not that you're not hot and young... 139 00:04:35,706 --> 00:04:37,273 Stand down, I got this. 140 00:04:37,308 --> 00:04:38,308 - (phone ringing) - She got this. 141 00:04:38,342 --> 00:04:40,276 Oh, I'll get the phone. 142 00:04:40,311 --> 00:04:42,078 - Zoe Moon's office. - Oh my God. 143 00:04:42,113 --> 00:04:43,413 Pearly, this is amazing. 144 00:04:43,447 --> 00:04:44,614 I must admit, girl, 145 00:04:44,649 --> 00:04:45,915 I have been so stressed out about 146 00:04:45,950 --> 00:04:47,651 all the money I've put into this place. 147 00:04:47,685 --> 00:04:49,052 Lupita could be exactly what we need 148 00:04:49,086 --> 00:04:51,621 to take the company to the next level! 149 00:04:51,656 --> 00:04:53,256 See, this is what happens 150 00:04:53,290 --> 00:04:54,858 when you hire your best friend. 151 00:04:54,892 --> 00:04:57,193 She puts your business on the map, "biotch." 152 00:04:57,228 --> 00:04:58,395 Yeah. 153 00:04:58,429 --> 00:04:59,729 Hi, Mom. 154 00:04:59,764 --> 00:05:01,064 - Hey, baby. - Yo. 155 00:05:01,098 --> 00:05:02,298 Word up, good people. 156 00:05:02,333 --> 00:05:03,566 - (sighing) - (sighing) 157 00:05:03,601 --> 00:05:05,969 Pearl, looking... pearly. 158 00:05:07,505 --> 00:05:08,738 Assistant dude, 159 00:05:08,773 --> 00:05:10,206 ain't you looking super fierce. 160 00:05:10,241 --> 00:05:12,208 I know that is a word that you Chelsea people love. 161 00:05:13,544 --> 00:05:15,445 I live in Harlem. 162 00:05:15,479 --> 00:05:16,546 But thank you. 163 00:05:18,416 --> 00:05:19,916 Gemini, why are you guys here? 164 00:05:19,950 --> 00:05:22,085 Did you forget that X has school this morning? 165 00:05:22,119 --> 00:05:23,486 Did you forget that we have 166 00:05:23,521 --> 00:05:24,754 a parent-teacher conference this morning? 167 00:05:24,789 --> 00:05:26,322 Did you forget that I have 168 00:05:26,357 --> 00:05:27,323 a parent-teacher conference this morning? 169 00:05:28,626 --> 00:05:29,726 My bad. 170 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,696 Um, there was a virus on my computer 171 00:05:32,730 --> 00:05:35,598 and, see, I was opening up this attachment 172 00:05:35,633 --> 00:05:37,000 from my frenemy Cameron... 173 00:05:38,769 --> 00:05:40,737 You know what, y'all don't wanna hear about this, huh? 174 00:05:40,771 --> 00:05:44,607 Well, the point is I'm calling IT right now. 175 00:05:44,642 --> 00:05:45,809 (giggling) 176 00:05:45,843 --> 00:05:46,810 Technical. 177 00:05:48,145 --> 00:05:49,546 Keep an eye on him and his attachments, okay? 178 00:05:49,580 --> 00:05:50,914 I'll be back in a couple of hours. 179 00:05:50,948 --> 00:05:52,949 - Got it. Bye. - Thank you. Bye. 180 00:05:52,983 --> 00:05:55,251 - (man) Oh my God, that's the champ! - (woman) That's Gemini Moon! 181 00:05:55,286 --> 00:05:56,786 (woman) Take a picture! 182 00:05:56,821 --> 00:05:58,521 - (woman) Get the camera, get the camera! - _ 183 00:05:58,556 --> 00:06:00,657 - (woman) I can't believe he's here! - _ 184 00:06:00,691 --> 00:06:02,525 Oh, here he comes, here he comes, here he comes! 185 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:04,027 - (man) I heard he's gonna fight Juarez. - _ 186 00:06:04,061 --> 00:06:06,463 - (man) Oh, for real? That man's going down! - _ 187 00:06:06,497 --> 00:06:07,997 - (woman) Yeah, he's available now. - _ 188 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,968 Is it just me or is it hot in here? 189 00:06:12,002 --> 00:06:14,604 That and the air conditioner is broken. 190 00:06:14,638 --> 00:06:15,772 Get back to work, Raquel! 191 00:06:16,874 --> 00:06:18,274 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. 192 00:06:18,309 --> 00:06:19,776 We can't have these people in here sweating. 193 00:06:19,810 --> 00:06:21,878 - Especially not this dude. - I'm dying! 194 00:06:21,912 --> 00:06:23,146 I got you, my man. 195 00:06:23,180 --> 00:06:24,380 I'm gonna call my guy. 196 00:06:24,415 --> 00:06:26,049 X, remind me, call my guy. 197 00:06:26,083 --> 00:06:26,883 (cell phone beeping) 198 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:28,284 Dad, call your guy. 199 00:06:30,521 --> 00:06:32,422 Baby... come here. 200 00:06:32,456 --> 00:06:33,623 Mommy's gonna need you to 201 00:06:33,657 --> 00:06:35,125 sit right over there for a second, okay? 202 00:06:35,159 --> 00:06:37,327 Daddy and I need to have a grown-folks moment. 203 00:06:37,361 --> 00:06:38,428 Okay? 204 00:06:43,467 --> 00:06:44,801 Be right back. 205 00:06:46,370 --> 00:06:48,638 An iPhone, Gemini, really, for an eight-year-old? 206 00:06:48,672 --> 00:06:50,006 Yeah, what's the big deal? 207 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:52,041 The kid wanted a phone, I got him a phone. 208 00:06:52,076 --> 00:06:53,042 Oh, wow. 209 00:06:53,077 --> 00:06:54,010 You know what? 210 00:06:54,044 --> 00:06:55,712 I don't need you buying my son iPhones, 211 00:06:55,746 --> 00:06:58,515 and I don't need you to call your guy to fix my AC. 212 00:06:58,549 --> 00:07:00,450 I got this, I got all of this! 213 00:07:00,484 --> 00:07:01,651 - Oh, really? - Really! 214 00:07:01,685 --> 00:07:02,952 'Cause last time I checked, I was the one 215 00:07:02,987 --> 00:07:04,521 who's paying the bills up in this piece. 216 00:07:04,555 --> 00:07:05,789 - Oh, really, G? - Yeah. 217 00:07:05,823 --> 00:07:07,123 - You gonna go there with it? - Yeah. 218 00:07:07,158 --> 00:07:08,158 Okay. 219 00:07:08,192 --> 00:07:09,592 You know damn well I could've taken your 220 00:07:09,627 --> 00:07:10,894 cheap ass to the cleaners. 221 00:07:10,928 --> 00:07:11,995 I mean, do you know how many ratchet 222 00:07:12,029 --> 00:07:14,397 ex-wife reality shows I turned down? 223 00:07:14,431 --> 00:07:15,465 Oh yeah, baby. 224 00:07:15,499 --> 00:07:16,933 All your dirty drawers could be laying up 225 00:07:16,967 --> 00:07:19,102 in these streets as we speak. 226 00:07:19,136 --> 00:07:21,671 - I must be Ms. Diva Tina Turner... - Here we go. 227 00:07:21,705 --> 00:07:23,473 I took the high road! 228 00:07:23,507 --> 00:07:25,041 All I took from you was seed money 229 00:07:25,075 --> 00:07:26,342 to start my company, 230 00:07:26,377 --> 00:07:28,545 that apartment, and my name. 231 00:07:28,579 --> 00:07:29,779 You're welcome. 232 00:07:34,118 --> 00:07:35,351 X?! Baby?! 233 00:07:35,386 --> 00:07:36,953 (Zoe) Okay, maybe I don't got all of this. 234 00:07:38,255 --> 00:07:41,758 Zoe Ever After 235 00:07:42,251 --> 00:07:43,985 So sorry we're late, Mrs. Davidson. 236 00:07:44,020 --> 00:07:44,920 We lost X. 237 00:07:44,954 --> 00:07:46,788 - We didn't lose him. - Oh... 238 00:07:46,823 --> 00:07:49,391 That would be wildly irresponsible. 239 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:50,959 Uh, X has this thing he does lately 240 00:07:50,993 --> 00:07:52,928 where he disappears for short periods of time. 241 00:07:52,962 --> 00:07:54,396 He always comes back, though. 242 00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:55,464 Boys, huh? 243 00:07:55,498 --> 00:07:56,698 What you gonna do with 'em? 244 00:07:58,334 --> 00:07:59,801 I brought you a present. 245 00:07:59,836 --> 00:08:01,169 It's makeup from my new line. 246 00:08:01,170 --> 00:08:02,170 We're expending, so... 247 00:08:02,271 --> 00:08:04,439 But not that this has anything to do with us losing X. 248 00:08:04,474 --> 00:08:05,874 Ooh, not losing him. 249 00:08:05,908 --> 00:08:07,743 'Cause let's be clear: X was never lost. 250 00:08:09,746 --> 00:08:11,046 Why don't you have a seat? 251 00:08:13,649 --> 00:08:14,916 (chuckling) 252 00:08:14,951 --> 00:08:17,486 Uh, yeah, these... these seats 253 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:20,388 are a little bit smaller than I remember. 254 00:08:20,423 --> 00:08:21,723 Well, I'm sure you've gotten a lot bigger 255 00:08:21,758 --> 00:08:23,258 since you were in the third grade. 256 00:08:23,292 --> 00:08:24,960 So has his head. 257 00:08:24,994 --> 00:08:26,695 So why did you wanna see us? 258 00:08:26,729 --> 00:08:29,431 Well, I was wondering if something 259 00:08:29,465 --> 00:08:31,399 might be going on at home? 260 00:08:31,434 --> 00:08:32,634 X's father has moved out. 261 00:08:32,668 --> 00:08:34,136 - We're getting a divorce. - Baby. 262 00:08:34,170 --> 00:08:37,139 - You mentioned that Xavier went missing. - Yeah. 263 00:08:37,173 --> 00:08:38,406 Boys often act out 264 00:08:38,441 --> 00:08:40,041 when they don't have a father in the home. 265 00:08:40,076 --> 00:08:41,943 And the statistics are particularly high in 266 00:08:41,978 --> 00:08:43,578 African American households. 267 00:08:45,348 --> 00:08:46,681 I watch "The Wire." 268 00:08:49,418 --> 00:08:50,485 (chuckling) 269 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:51,586 Uh, look here, teacher... 270 00:08:51,621 --> 00:08:52,587 Mrs. Davidson. 271 00:08:52,622 --> 00:08:54,990 Well, she... she knows... 272 00:08:55,024 --> 00:08:58,126 Mrs. Davidson, I may not be in the home right now 273 00:08:58,161 --> 00:09:00,462 but I am very involved in my son's life. 274 00:09:00,496 --> 00:09:01,863 You know, matter of fact, 275 00:09:01,898 --> 00:09:04,499 I'm about to be even more involved in the future. 276 00:09:04,534 --> 00:09:06,635 Yeah, best believe it. 277 00:09:06,669 --> 00:09:08,270 The champ ain't going nowhere. 278 00:09:08,304 --> 00:09:10,438 279 00:09:10,473 --> 00:09:12,741 The champ is, the champ is 280 00:09:12,775 --> 00:09:14,042 The champ is 281 00:09:14,076 --> 00:09:16,845 The champ is, the champ is... 282 00:09:16,879 --> 00:09:19,113 - (humming) - _ 283 00:09:19,549 --> 00:09:21,883 Oh, I don't know what to say. 284 00:09:21,918 --> 00:09:23,552 W-W-S-H-D? 285 00:09:23,586 --> 00:09:24,753 W-W-S-H-D? 286 00:09:24,787 --> 00:09:27,055 Yes, what would Steve Harvey do? 287 00:09:27,089 --> 00:09:29,624 Okay, see, that's the problem with you 288 00:09:29,659 --> 00:09:30,759 and every other single woman 289 00:09:30,793 --> 00:09:32,093 of a particular age these days. 290 00:09:32,128 --> 00:09:33,361 (gasping) 291 00:09:33,396 --> 00:09:35,430 You all done drank so much from the self-help punch bowl 292 00:09:35,464 --> 00:09:36,698 you can't think for yourselves. 293 00:09:36,732 --> 00:09:38,700 Just free your mind 294 00:09:38,734 --> 00:09:41,002 and text the boy what's in your heart. 295 00:09:41,037 --> 00:09:42,938 And if that doesn't work, text him your boobs. 296 00:09:42,972 --> 00:09:43,872 (laughing) 297 00:09:43,906 --> 00:09:45,407 Okay, here it goes. Okay. 298 00:09:45,441 --> 00:09:47,242 All right. 299 00:09:47,276 --> 00:09:50,312 What are you doing... 300 00:09:50,346 --> 00:09:51,546 Mm-hmm. 301 00:09:51,581 --> 00:09:54,082 ... November 13th? 302 00:09:54,116 --> 00:09:55,550 November 13th? 303 00:09:55,585 --> 00:09:56,618 Girl, why are you gonna ask a man out 304 00:09:56,652 --> 00:09:58,520 six months in advance? 305 00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:00,655 - It's my wedding date. - Oh my God. 306 00:10:00,690 --> 00:10:02,457 November 13th, 307 00:10:02,491 --> 00:10:03,725 4:00 p.m. at The Plaza. 308 00:10:03,759 --> 00:10:05,160 It's all a part of my plan. 309 00:10:05,194 --> 00:10:06,761 - 'Cause you know I always have a plan. - Yeah. 310 00:10:06,796 --> 00:10:08,830 Graduating magna-cum-laude plan. 311 00:10:08,865 --> 00:10:11,032 The have-your-own-PR-firm-by-30 plan. 312 00:10:11,067 --> 00:10:13,902 Now this one's called "Nuptials by November." 313 00:10:13,936 --> 00:10:16,438 First you identify the goals. 314 00:10:16,472 --> 00:10:18,306 Wedding... 315 00:10:18,341 --> 00:10:20,709 dress, cake, DJ. 316 00:10:20,743 --> 00:10:22,544 And identify potential suitors. 317 00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:24,512 But you ain't got a man. 318 00:10:24,547 --> 00:10:26,548 Which is what we're doing now. 319 00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:28,216 All of this to say 320 00:10:28,251 --> 00:10:30,986 this whole thing is gonna be chocolate. 321 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:32,487 (Zoe) Valente! 322 00:10:32,521 --> 00:10:34,623 Oh my God, she's angry. 323 00:10:34,657 --> 00:10:36,224 What is this ugliness that's messing with 324 00:10:36,259 --> 00:10:38,460 the beauty that is Zoe Moon Cosmetics? 325 00:10:38,494 --> 00:10:39,794 It wasn't me! 326 00:10:39,829 --> 00:10:43,365 Mr. Moon sent over his contractor to fix the AC. 327 00:10:43,399 --> 00:10:45,066 His hot Latino "contracto." 328 00:10:45,101 --> 00:10:46,101 It wasn't me! 329 00:10:47,203 --> 00:10:49,004 Just take me to the contractor, please. 330 00:10:49,038 --> 00:10:50,472 Okay. 331 00:10:50,506 --> 00:10:53,208 Ask and ye shall receive. 332 00:10:53,242 --> 00:10:54,309 Hello! 333 00:10:56,512 --> 00:10:59,214 Mrs. Moon, meet Mr. Caliente. 334 00:11:01,150 --> 00:11:02,751 Hey, Miguel. 335 00:11:02,785 --> 00:11:04,586 You must be Mr. Moon's wife. 336 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:05,987 Soon-to-be ex-wife. 337 00:11:06,022 --> 00:11:07,455 And what is all of this? 338 00:11:07,490 --> 00:11:09,190 Oh yeah, sorry about that. 339 00:11:09,225 --> 00:11:10,558 Your husband said you were having trouble 340 00:11:10,593 --> 00:11:11,760 with the air conditioning 341 00:11:11,794 --> 00:11:13,161 but turns out that's the least of your worries. 342 00:11:13,195 --> 00:11:14,930 You've got some serious plumbing issues, 343 00:11:14,964 --> 00:11:16,531 not to mention the mold that's been forming in this... 344 00:11:16,565 --> 00:11:18,300 Look, I'm... I'm sorry, Miguel. 345 00:11:18,334 --> 00:11:19,334 There's been a misunderstanding. 346 00:11:19,368 --> 00:11:21,136 I'm not really sure what my soon-to-be ex-husband 347 00:11:21,170 --> 00:11:23,204 has told you, but he's not involved 348 00:11:23,239 --> 00:11:24,773 in this business in anyway. 349 00:11:24,807 --> 00:11:27,242 This business is none of his business. 350 00:11:27,276 --> 00:11:28,910 It's actually my business. 351 00:11:28,945 --> 00:11:29,844 Right. 352 00:11:29,879 --> 00:11:32,681 Well, it says here... 353 00:11:32,715 --> 00:11:34,649 "The owner of this office space, 354 00:11:34,684 --> 00:11:36,985 one Mr. Gemini Moon. 355 00:11:37,019 --> 00:11:38,153 Mr. Gemini Moon contracts 356 00:11:38,187 --> 00:11:40,622 Maldonado Building, Heating and Air." 357 00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:42,257 We're based out of Jersey 358 00:11:42,291 --> 00:11:43,892 but we service the entire tri-state area. 359 00:11:46,429 --> 00:11:47,862 "To fix the air conditioning 360 00:11:47,897 --> 00:11:51,533 and bring all entities at 23... 361 00:11:51,567 --> 00:11:54,269 Gansevoort Street up to code." 362 00:11:54,303 --> 00:11:55,236 Now, the AC is done. 363 00:11:55,271 --> 00:11:56,438 We're gonna tackle the pipes tomorrow. 364 00:11:56,472 --> 00:11:57,772 Excuse me. 365 00:11:57,807 --> 00:11:59,474 - As far as the mold goes... - Look, Miguel... 366 00:11:59,508 --> 00:12:00,742 You're an interrupter, aren't you? 367 00:12:00,776 --> 00:12:02,043 Can I finish saying what I was saying? 368 00:12:02,078 --> 00:12:04,746 I appreciate your due diligence. 369 00:12:04,780 --> 00:12:05,947 And I'm sure it was a haul for you 370 00:12:05,982 --> 00:12:07,515 to trek out here from Jersey, 371 00:12:07,550 --> 00:12:09,417 so, Valente, be sure to validate him. 372 00:12:09,452 --> 00:12:11,152 You are quite a specimen. 373 00:12:11,187 --> 00:12:12,420 I meant his parking. 374 00:12:12,455 --> 00:12:13,388 So did I. 375 00:12:16,392 --> 00:12:17,492 I gotta get back to work. 376 00:12:19,061 --> 00:12:20,528 Excuse me, Mr. Contractor, 377 00:12:20,563 --> 00:12:21,997 maybe I didn't make myself clear, 378 00:12:22,031 --> 00:12:23,765 but your services are no longer needed. 379 00:12:23,799 --> 00:12:25,600 Well, maybe I didn't make myself clear. 380 00:12:25,634 --> 00:12:27,469 This place is a shitbox. 381 00:12:27,503 --> 00:12:28,570 How dare you? 382 00:12:28,604 --> 00:12:30,038 This is a special building. 383 00:12:30,072 --> 00:12:31,973 I mean, several famous African American authors 384 00:12:32,008 --> 00:12:33,208 rented space here back in the day 385 00:12:33,242 --> 00:12:35,143 when nobody else would rent it to 'em. 386 00:12:35,177 --> 00:12:36,845 And I have the most beautiful magnolia tree 387 00:12:36,879 --> 00:12:38,279 right outside my office window, 388 00:12:38,314 --> 00:12:39,481 and not to mention, 389 00:12:39,515 --> 00:12:41,316 we are cater-cornered to Chipotle. 390 00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:43,184 Say something! 391 00:12:43,219 --> 00:12:45,553 Look, lady, uh, 392 00:12:45,588 --> 00:12:47,222 I get that you like your stories 393 00:12:47,256 --> 00:12:49,057 and your trees and... 394 00:12:49,091 --> 00:12:50,725 Veggie quesadillas on wheat tortillas 395 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:52,193 with salsa on the side. 396 00:12:53,562 --> 00:12:54,496 I have nightmares about 397 00:12:54,530 --> 00:12:55,864 getting your lunch order wrong. 398 00:12:57,867 --> 00:13:00,902 All right, look, I'm just doing my job, 399 00:13:00,936 --> 00:13:02,704 so you might wanna take this up with your husband. 400 00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:03,938 No, maybe I should take 401 00:13:03,973 --> 00:13:05,573 all of this up with your supervisor. 402 00:13:05,608 --> 00:13:06,641 Huh! 403 00:13:06,675 --> 00:13:08,009 Oh... oh... 404 00:13:08,044 --> 00:13:09,210 - What's so funny? - Wow. 405 00:13:09,245 --> 00:13:11,646 Oh nothing, it's just that your husband warned me 406 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:13,381 - you might be difficult. - Excuse me?! 407 00:13:13,416 --> 00:13:16,618 In fact, his exact words were "spoiled brat." 408 00:13:16,652 --> 00:13:17,852 (exhaling) 409 00:13:17,887 --> 00:13:19,687 But I told him that I had experience 410 00:13:19,722 --> 00:13:21,956 working with rich, bored housewives. 411 00:13:21,991 --> 00:13:24,192 Like I said, I'm from Jersey. 412 00:13:24,226 --> 00:13:25,093 Oh, and, uh... 413 00:13:26,796 --> 00:13:28,930 ... I am my supervisor. 414 00:13:28,964 --> 00:13:30,498 Miguel Maldonado, 415 00:13:30,533 --> 00:13:31,699 owner and proprietor of 416 00:13:31,734 --> 00:13:34,102 Maldonado Building, Heating and Air. 417 00:13:36,739 --> 00:13:38,640 That's right, we already met. 418 00:13:38,674 --> 00:13:40,708 I will see you tomorrow, Mrs. Moon. 419 00:13:40,743 --> 00:13:42,010 You know what? 420 00:13:42,044 --> 00:13:44,179 I think I'm gonna stick around for awhile 421 00:13:44,213 --> 00:13:45,747 because this shitbox 422 00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:47,148 is a contractor's wet dream. 423 00:13:51,954 --> 00:13:55,223 You tell Gemini to meet me at the loft tonight! 424 00:13:55,257 --> 00:13:56,491 It's going down! 425 00:13:57,893 --> 00:13:58,993 (elevator dinging) 426 00:14:03,099 --> 00:14:04,232 Oh my God. 427 00:14:05,868 --> 00:14:07,836 - Amir. - Amir here. 428 00:14:07,870 --> 00:14:10,071 Why didn't you tell me that India Arie was here? 429 00:14:10,106 --> 00:14:13,208 You told me to tell you if Mr. Moon was there. 430 00:14:13,242 --> 00:14:15,477 - You never told me... - (groaning) 431 00:14:15,511 --> 00:14:17,078 Gosh. 432 00:14:17,113 --> 00:14:19,147 Relax, baby. 433 00:14:19,181 --> 00:14:21,749 I'm not here to spar with you tonight. 434 00:14:21,784 --> 00:14:22,917 Remember this? 435 00:14:22,952 --> 00:14:25,620 I am ready for love 436 00:14:25,654 --> 00:14:27,422 Don't think you're slick. 437 00:14:27,456 --> 00:14:28,756 Why I gotta be slick? 438 00:14:28,791 --> 00:14:30,158 You always do this. 439 00:14:30,192 --> 00:14:31,826 Every time you know I'm about to hand you 440 00:14:31,861 --> 00:14:33,194 your ass, you try to butter me up 441 00:14:33,229 --> 00:14:34,362 with some grand gesture. 442 00:14:34,396 --> 00:14:35,597 No. 443 00:14:35,631 --> 00:14:37,298 And where do you get off calling your contractor spy 444 00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:39,300 - when I specifically said... - Hey. 445 00:14:39,335 --> 00:14:41,769 You remember the first time we heard this song? 446 00:14:41,804 --> 00:14:44,205 You came to watch me spar. 447 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:47,275 I remember that you had one of those, uh, 448 00:14:47,309 --> 00:14:48,776 two-length haircuts. 449 00:14:48,811 --> 00:14:50,445 Like Jada Pinkett back in the day. 450 00:14:50,479 --> 00:14:51,546 I was fly. 451 00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:53,014 Yeah, you were. 452 00:14:53,048 --> 00:14:54,782 I should bring that back. 453 00:14:54,817 --> 00:14:56,651 Mmm... nah, nah. 454 00:14:56,685 --> 00:14:58,186 We're good. 455 00:14:58,220 --> 00:14:59,287 No. 456 00:14:59,321 --> 00:15:01,156 No, no, no, no, I'm turning off Memory Lane 457 00:15:01,190 --> 00:15:03,958 and I'm heading back down Getting Your Ass Highway. 458 00:15:03,993 --> 00:15:05,793 Come on, girl, we had some good times. 459 00:15:05,828 --> 00:15:07,529 And we had some bad times too. 460 00:15:07,563 --> 00:15:09,364 Look, can we just focus on the good ones? 461 00:15:09,398 --> 00:15:10,665 Damn. 462 00:15:10,699 --> 00:15:14,369 Time that it takes... 463 00:15:14,403 --> 00:15:16,504 Whatever you're doing, it's not gonna work. 464 00:15:16,539 --> 00:15:18,039 Just trust me. 465 00:15:18,073 --> 00:15:19,507 Said the spider to the fly. 466 00:15:22,195 --> 00:15:23,295 This morning at the school 467 00:15:23,329 --> 00:15:24,963 I felt like such a fool, you know? 468 00:15:24,997 --> 00:15:26,431 It wasn't because I was sitting 469 00:15:26,465 --> 00:15:28,700 in them little itty-bitty chairs. 470 00:15:28,734 --> 00:15:30,101 You did look ridiculous. 471 00:15:30,136 --> 00:15:32,871 No, I felt like a fool 'cause... 472 00:15:32,905 --> 00:15:34,873 'cause I let everything get to where it's got to. 473 00:15:37,443 --> 00:15:38,810 - (groaning) - No, just... just... 474 00:15:38,844 --> 00:15:40,745 - Here we go with the phone. - Just... 475 00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:42,247 Let 'em go. 476 00:15:46,552 --> 00:15:47,719 Are those pigeons? 477 00:15:47,753 --> 00:15:50,622 (laughing) 478 00:15:50,656 --> 00:15:51,523 No. 479 00:15:51,557 --> 00:15:53,625 As you can see, those are doves. 480 00:15:53,659 --> 00:15:54,859 I see. 481 00:15:54,894 --> 00:15:56,528 There's 20 of 'em, babe. 482 00:15:56,562 --> 00:15:57,896 One for every year we've been together. 483 00:16:00,933 --> 00:16:02,167 Look, I could've never achieved 484 00:16:02,201 --> 00:16:04,135 any of my dreams without you. 485 00:16:06,105 --> 00:16:07,305 I need you. 486 00:16:11,777 --> 00:16:12,911 (cell phone alerting) The champ is here! 487 00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:15,914 - The champ is here! - Are you serious? 488 00:16:15,948 --> 00:16:17,415 Just... 489 00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:18,316 (sighing) 490 00:16:18,351 --> 00:16:20,752 Don't tell me there's more birds 'cause... 491 00:16:20,786 --> 00:16:22,787 Nope, nope... about it. 492 00:16:25,825 --> 00:16:28,593 Ready for love 493 00:16:28,628 --> 00:16:29,594 (giggling) 494 00:16:32,331 --> 00:16:34,666 Remember when we first moved here, 495 00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:36,468 after you won your first title fight? 496 00:16:38,304 --> 00:16:40,171 I thought that was our happily ever after. 497 00:16:42,074 --> 00:16:43,541 It was. 498 00:16:43,576 --> 00:16:44,909 I mean, for you. 499 00:16:44,944 --> 00:16:46,077 You were living your dream. 500 00:16:46,112 --> 00:16:49,281 I... I just became "out of the way, please! 501 00:16:49,315 --> 00:16:51,083 Just one with the champ alone, thanks." 502 00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:53,251 - That's not true. - It's very true. 503 00:16:55,288 --> 00:16:57,322 And do you know what it's like to feel invisible? 504 00:16:59,592 --> 00:17:01,493 Invincible? 505 00:17:01,527 --> 00:17:04,329 Stop being yourself for a minute. 506 00:17:04,363 --> 00:17:06,231 Now... 507 00:17:06,265 --> 00:17:07,666 for the first time in a long time 508 00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:10,001 - I feel like I have purpose. - (cell phone vibrating) 509 00:17:10,036 --> 00:17:12,370 I mean... this company, G, 510 00:17:12,405 --> 00:17:15,240 it's like the dream I never knew I had for myself. 511 00:17:15,274 --> 00:17:16,474 - I mean, it's a whole new... - _ 512 00:17:17,743 --> 00:17:18,777 Gemini! 513 00:17:18,811 --> 00:17:19,844 (shouting) 514 00:17:19,879 --> 00:17:20,845 Time to go. 515 00:17:22,515 --> 00:17:24,015 - I'm not ignoring you! - Get out of my way! 516 00:17:24,050 --> 00:17:25,150 Get out of my way. 517 00:17:25,184 --> 00:17:26,284 (man) Hey! 518 00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:27,652 What the hell's wrong with you?! 519 00:17:27,687 --> 00:17:28,887 You're crazy! 520 00:17:28,921 --> 00:17:29,821 Now where are you going? 521 00:17:31,257 --> 00:17:33,224 - I'm gonna get my damn phone. - No. 522 00:17:33,259 --> 00:17:35,193 Gemini, you're gonna stand here 523 00:17:35,227 --> 00:17:36,761 and you're gonna listen to me. 524 00:17:36,796 --> 00:17:39,331 The way you treated me in our marriage was not okay. 525 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,468 The phone calls, the women. 526 00:17:43,502 --> 00:17:44,669 Not okay. 527 00:17:46,205 --> 00:17:48,873 And you making me feel invisible... 528 00:17:48,908 --> 00:17:49,841 it's not okay. 529 00:17:51,344 --> 00:17:52,711 I mean, look at me for once. 530 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:55,880 Huh, see me for once! 531 00:17:58,751 --> 00:18:00,185 Now watch me walk away. 532 00:18:00,219 --> 00:18:02,454 533 00:18:02,488 --> 00:18:03,988 I don't wanna fight no more 534 00:18:06,158 --> 00:18:08,893 I don't wanna see your face no more 535 00:18:08,928 --> 00:18:11,096 Oh, the divorce papers? 536 00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:12,564 It's time for me to do me. 537 00:18:12,598 --> 00:18:14,132 - This is what you want? - This is what I want. 538 00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:15,266 You really think that you can 539 00:18:15,301 --> 00:18:16,501 make it without me, babe? 540 00:18:16,535 --> 00:18:18,403 - I took a look in the mirror... - We'll see. 541 00:18:18,437 --> 00:18:20,472 Said who are you? 542 00:18:20,506 --> 00:18:23,708 Didn't know what to tell myself 543 00:18:23,743 --> 00:18:24,576 We gonna see. 544 00:18:24,610 --> 00:18:26,411 - Walk out the door - Yeah. 545 00:18:26,445 --> 00:18:28,213 And I said I'm through 546 00:18:28,247 --> 00:18:31,349 I ain't got nothing else 547 00:18:31,384 --> 00:18:32,751 I can only be me 548 00:18:34,987 --> 00:18:35,920 I hate you! 549 00:18:37,923 --> 00:18:38,923 I'm sorry. 550 00:18:41,961 --> 00:18:42,894 X... 551 00:18:46,432 --> 00:18:48,600 I'm so sorry, okay? 552 00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:52,070 I know you don't hate me. 553 00:18:52,104 --> 00:18:54,038 You just hate what's going on right now. 554 00:18:54,073 --> 00:18:56,474 - It sucks. - I know. 555 00:18:56,509 --> 00:18:58,743 And that's why you get lost a lot lately, huh? 556 00:18:58,778 --> 00:19:01,513 I'm not lost, I'm just taking a breather. 557 00:19:01,547 --> 00:19:03,081 And that's kind of what Mommy's doing too. 558 00:19:04,617 --> 00:19:07,886 I'm taking a breather from Daddy so I can... 559 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,422 so I can feel better about myself. 560 00:19:10,456 --> 00:19:11,923 Do you understand? 561 00:19:11,957 --> 00:19:13,525 I guess. 562 00:19:13,559 --> 00:19:15,326 And just because Daddy and Mommy 563 00:19:15,361 --> 00:19:16,461 are taking a breather 564 00:19:16,495 --> 00:19:19,764 it doesn't mean that you're any less important to either of us. 565 00:19:19,799 --> 00:19:22,434 But that's not so much what I'm worried about. 566 00:19:22,468 --> 00:19:24,469 Well, then what is it? 567 00:19:24,503 --> 00:19:25,970 If Dad's not here, 568 00:19:26,005 --> 00:19:27,472 who's gonna take care of you? 569 00:19:29,675 --> 00:19:30,608 Baby. 570 00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:33,311 We're gonna take care of each other. 571 00:19:34,814 --> 00:19:36,114 I love you, okay? 572 00:19:36,148 --> 00:19:37,015 I love you too. 573 00:19:40,519 --> 00:19:41,419 Ooh! 574 00:19:41,454 --> 00:19:43,655 (Zoe) Yup, so that's my life. 575 00:19:43,689 --> 00:19:46,458 Sometimes it's fabulous, sometimes it's complicated. 576 00:19:46,492 --> 00:19:49,928 And sometimes a dove poops on my head. 577 00:19:49,962 --> 00:19:51,129 That's okay. 578 00:19:51,163 --> 00:19:52,363 I heard it's good luck. 579 00:19:52,364 --> 00:19:58,489 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 580 00:19:58,539 --> 00:20:03,089 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 39640

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