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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,400 - I had a great time. - Me too. 2 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:22,160 Well, this is me. 3 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:50,000 - What are you two playing at? - It's not me, it's her! 4 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,360 I have first claim on all new prey. 5 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:55,240 He's not your prey, he's my boyfriend! 6 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:58,560 And it's my castle, so I'll bite who I want to! 7 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:06,080 Look, Ingrid, perhaps you should stay away from Will. 8 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:11,040 This close to your transformation, you've no control over your powers. 9 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,400 You worry too much. 10 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,240 I meant to do it. 11 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:21,920 - BELL TOLLS - That's Will again, don't answer it! 12 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:26,280 No-one is going to stop me kissing my boyfriend goodnight! 13 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,600 Tell anyone about this, bat breath, 14 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:41,320 and I will chop off your tongue and feed it to Renfield! 15 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:47,920 I think I'm in love. ..Read. 16 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:52,080 "The Staff of Carpathia, a new attraction at Stokely Museum. 17 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:57,080 "..One blow from the Staff will cure the curse of vampirism." 18 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:59,880 Robin, this is brilliant! 19 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:02,960 Eh? ..Oh, yeah. 20 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,840 Come on. 21 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:14,480 Thanks for coming today, Chloe. I really appreciate it. 22 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,600 Who couldn't resist the chance 23 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:19,600 to authenticate an artefact like the Staff? 24 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:22,600 - Out of everyone I know, just you. - Oh, the map. 25 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:27,080 - I don't suppose Ingrid's...? - She thought you were Will, get over it! 26 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:32,400 - I know, but... - Ssh! Right, so, we're here and the Staff is there. 27 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:36,360 Everyone know which way to go? Good. 28 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:49,920 It's this way! 29 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:52,960 I'd go with her, she's usually right. 30 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:58,400 When I suggested a family day out, this isn't quite what I had in mind. 31 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:03,320 On a Sunday in Stokely, it's either the museum or the bowling alley. 32 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:06,280 Ooh, well, I like bowling! 33 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,240 I'm banned. 34 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:14,240 There was a theme night, some of the staff were dressed up as vampires. 35 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,680 You don't want to know the details. 36 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:27,760 Some of these exhibits are really weird. 37 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,040 Mwaa-aah! 38 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:42,280 Calm down, Jonno. They're not real! 39 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,680 Are you sure it was the Count? 40 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:53,640 - Yes! - I knew it! He's out to destroy the Staff of Carpathia. 41 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:57,840 - You can't go after him, Mum'll go mad. - Leave your mother to me. 42 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:01,240 HE LAUGHS 43 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:05,280 Jonno, you're getting a bit old for that, aren't you? 44 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:09,720 - What's this? - Jonathan wants to play hide-and-seek in the museum 45 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:12,080 like we did when he was little. 46 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:15,920 ..All right, just this once. 47 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:21,480 Count to 100, then come and find me. 48 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:26,840 I don't know, screaming at the exhibits, playing hide-and-seek? 49 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:30,880 I'm going to have to toughen you up a bit. 50 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:38,800 It's down there and left at the severed head. 51 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,040 It really smells like the plague in here. 52 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,120 Sort of familiar, though. 53 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:50,320 Mouldy cabbage... with a hint of toe jam. 54 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:52,720 Week-old armpit sweat. 55 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,240 Renfield! 56 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:06,400 - Put those rats down! - What rats? Ow! 57 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:10,000 - What are you doing here? - Nothing. 58 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,440 - Where's Dad? - I've lost him. 59 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:16,720 But he's definitely not here and we're not after the Staff. 60 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:23,200 - If your Dad's after the Staff... - It means it's got to be for real! 61 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:30,480 - Thanks, Renfield! - Please don't tell Master you forced it out of me. Ow! 62 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,800 Oi, Ozzy Osbourne... > 63 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:52,040 keep away from the exhibits. 64 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:58,800 You may address me as Count. 65 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,080 Oh, really? 66 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:06,360 Well..."Count", rules is rules! 67 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:09,040 Now back off! 68 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:02,640 Oi! I told you - 69 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:05,440 stay away from the exhibits! 70 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:08,320 Go on, then! 71 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:33,840 Cool! 72 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:36,640 Who says I can't control my powers? 73 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:39,480 BELL TOLLS 74 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:44,560 - BELL TOLLS AGAIN - Isn't anyone going to get that?! 75 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,600 'Put...that...down!' 76 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,200 How did you...? 77 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:04,240 'I said, put it down!' 78 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,600 Why did I...? 79 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,680 Where are you? 80 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:18,640 - HE CHORTLES: - 'I'm in your body, you fool.' 81 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:24,360 You seriously expect me to believe that? 82 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:27,800 'Look in the display cabinet.' 83 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:40,440 A-a-a-a-argh! 84 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:45,240 Do I have to do everything around here? 85 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:47,040 BELL TOLLS 86 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:57,760 "To be opened by Count Dracula only." In your dreams! 87 00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:59,880 Leave that alone! 88 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:03,360 Ha-ha-ha! You should have seen your face! 89 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:07,480 You'll regret that, you mangy mutt! 90 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:11,360 The Staff's still here! 91 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:14,600 So's my Dad! 92 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,440 Dad! Dad! 93 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:21,400 Sorry, Vlad, I think your dad's dead. 94 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:26,480 Of course, he's been dead for 600 years! This is an old vampire trick, 95 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:31,040 - their life forces can leave their bodies. - So he could be anywhere? 96 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:36,280 Pretty much. He'd never go far, unless... he was in trouble. 97 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:38,560 I have to find him. 98 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:42,480 - You two, look after his body. - Body? 99 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:45,760 - We'll have to move him. - I'm not touching it! 100 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:54,480 Where do you hold a vampire? 101 00:09:54,480 --> 00:10:00,320 - ..80...81... - Shouldn't you be counting to 100 in 5s or something? 102 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:04,800 - I always give him loads of time, he's rubbish at hiding. - I know - 103 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:08,160 I could always find my Christmas presents. 104 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:16,200 - Mum... - Mm-hm. 105 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:19,880 ..are you gonna be around this Christmas? 106 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:24,480 Of course. 107 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:29,480 Now that your dad's given up that vampire nonsense. 108 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,600 He has given it up, hasn't he? 109 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,720 Yeah. 110 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:44,440 You know what, I'm gonna go stop him. ..FIND him. 111 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:58,800 So, Daddy's got a brand new throne. 112 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,920 Won't he just hate it if I sit on it first? 113 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:05,720 I don't think you should do that. 114 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:10,680 Good job it's not up to you, then, isn't it, fur-ball? Now get lost! 115 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,840 - Did I just do that? - Yeah... 116 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:18,120 Sweet! 117 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:26,800 Out, breather! 118 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:31,120 I'm sorry, I didn't mean... 119 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:35,400 Or I'll drain all your blood! 120 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,600 Will you stop that?! Sorry. 121 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:49,480 - Eurgh! - What do you mean, "eurgh"? 122 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:55,160 Look at me! I haven't seen my reflection for 600 years. 123 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:58,840 It's the face of pure unadulterated evil! 124 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:04,080 Yes, yes, obviously. But look at the bone structure, those brooding eyes. 125 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,680 We'll just nip in here for a quick snack. 126 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:14,160 You'll be elevenses... and you'll be half-elevenses. 127 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,400 And then we'll find the Master. 128 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:20,440 Get out! Get out of my body now! 129 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,920 And where do you suggest I go? 130 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:28,080 Him! You can go into him! 131 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:32,640 I would rather be stuck inside a rotting badger! 132 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:37,880 What have you done?! 133 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,840 Oh, dear. 134 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:56,800 Aarrrggghhh! 135 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,240 Dad! 136 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,400 Dad! 137 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:11,240 - This is bad! - Dad! What happened?! 138 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:19,160 The Count's life force is trapped inside me, so his body's defenceless! 139 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:22,720 Go to the Staff of Carpathia exhibit and... 140 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:30,560 ..give him a nice bar of chocolate. 141 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,640 Bar of chocolate? 142 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:38,400 No! I didn't say that. It was the Count talking. 143 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:42,000 I meant s-s-s... 144 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,880 s-s-s-r-r-r-r... 145 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:49,240 s-s-s-s-s... 146 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,720 Sing to him! 147 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,000 Ha-ha-ha! > 148 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,720 - No! - You mean stake him! - Yes! 149 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,240 No! 150 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,080 Yes! 151 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,720 No! 152 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,800 - Yes! - Don't even think about it! 153 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,640 Try and stop me! 154 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,800 That's my boy! 155 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:19,080 Ooh, j'ai mal a la tete! 156 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:22,480 That bang on the head has turned him French again! 157 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:26,880 Now, Renfield, go find the Staff of Carpathia. 158 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:31,280 Allez chercher le Baton de Carpathie, vite! 159 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,640 Oui, maitre. 160 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:40,400 I don't even speak French! 161 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:44,120 You'd be surprised at what you can do now I've moved in. 162 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:47,960 How d'you fancy draining the blood from a large mammal? 163 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,240 Ha-ha-ha! 164 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,200 Oi! No running! 165 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,920 He's gone! 166 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:03,440 Well, I'm gonna find him and turn him into dust! 167 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,840 Not if I find him first. 168 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:09,360 I said no running! 169 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:19,120 Doesn't seem right leaving Count Dracula in a boiler room. 170 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:28,320 I'll be fine, just leave me a bottle of blood, bottle of blood. 171 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:34,360 You do know, his life force could be looking at you right now. 172 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,160 Sorry. 173 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,800 Candles on! 174 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,320 Candles off! 175 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,600 Candles on. 176 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:04,640 Candles off! 177 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,800 This is so great! 178 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,600 Candles on! 179 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,040 Oh...! 180 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,840 I am so undead! 181 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:27,840 I don't want to say I told you so... but I told you so. 182 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:31,080 Right, that's it, I warned you! 183 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,800 I can't find Vlad anywhere. 184 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:52,160 Can you smell burning? 185 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,800 I'm in control, slayer! 186 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:08,840 No, you're not, you blood-sucking beast! 187 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:13,720 Here you are! 188 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,680 Well, hello! 189 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:20,880 What a joy you are to behold! 190 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:25,160 Thank you. Jonno not found you yet? 191 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:30,200 Er, no. He's rubbish at finding me, he'll be ages yet. 192 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:34,040 Well, I'm starving, D'you fancy a quick bite? 193 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:37,800 ..Mmm. Always. 194 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,000 Sorry. 195 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,960 Mmm. My dear. 196 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:51,000 You're being very romantic all of a sudden. 197 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000 I like it. 198 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:55,600 Ooh! 199 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:02,200 I told you I could smell burning! 200 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,000 Thanks(!) 201 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,840 Ou se trouve le Baton de Carphathie? 202 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:18,840 Oi! I'm the French peasant. You're supposed to be the French aristocrat. 203 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,920 - Can't the agency get anything right? - Pardon? 204 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:25,080 Come on, let's get you into costume. This way. 205 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,960 ..The Carpathian... 206 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,920 See anything you fancy? 207 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,960 Oh, yes! 208 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:45,000 I think I'd like some...garlic bread. 209 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:06,400 I'd forgotten what beautiful eyes you have. 210 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:12,240 What's got into you today? 211 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,840 You'd be surprised. 212 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:20,280 Ooh! That looks nice. 213 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,880 Away, foul demon! 214 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:35,160 I preferred it when you were saying nice things about my eyes. 215 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:39,240 I'm sorry, Mina, I... Aargh! 216 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:44,440 ..better go find Jonno. 217 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:53,600 OK, I can do this. 218 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,680 Just mustn't think about blood. 219 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,760 Oh...! 220 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,520 Oh! 221 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:17,560 - Sorry about that. - Erm... for you. 222 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,800 Thanks. 223 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:31,440 So, what do you fancy? The museum, bowling? 224 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,440 Actually, I've got a favour to ask. 225 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,360 Erm, anything. 226 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,720 You want me to fix this? 227 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,160 Think you can threaten my family? 228 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,680 Oh, I'll teach you!! 229 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,480 Hope you're wearing your sunblock! 230 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:15,360 Burn, vile monster, burn! 231 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,280 No. 232 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,440 Ha-ha-ha! 233 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,720 Why aren't you burning? 234 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:29,080 Ha-ha-ha! 235 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:33,080 I'm protected inside your body, slayer. 236 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,240 This is fantastic! 237 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:41,960 I haven't felt the sun in... 238 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:46,560 almost 600 years! 239 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:52,760 Slayer, enjoy! 240 00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:02,720 You've made up my mind, I'm going to stay in your body forever! 241 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,680 Ha-ha-ha! 242 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,440 Over my dead body! 243 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,960 Ha-ha-ha! 244 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,800 If you insist. 245 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,880 Argh! 246 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:43,440 - Will! - It's OK, I'll live. - I don't want to look. 247 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:47,520 - It's only a drop of blood. - You have to leave. 248 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:51,800 - Who'd have thought you'd be squeamish about...? - Go! Now! 249 00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,880 Don't say a word! 250 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,600 FRENCH ACCORDION MUSIC 251 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,200 HE LAUGHS 252 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,640 I can't understand that girl. 253 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:50,040 Where's my dad? You're supposed to be looking after him! 254 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:54,680 Don't worry he's OK, we've hidden him in the horror exhibition. 255 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,440 Let's go. 256 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,360 The Staff! 257 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,480 It's gone! Call the police... 258 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:05,000 But YOU'VE got the Staff. Guard it with your life. 259 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,360 Oh... 260 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,640 Come on. 261 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,320 No! 262 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:30,560 Jonno! 263 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:35,120 This vampire fiend won't leave my body! 264 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:38,680 - There's nothing for it, you'll have to stake me! - No! 265 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:42,160 Dad, get back in your own body, right now! 266 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:45,840 Never! I'm alive, Vlad. 267 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:49,200 For the first time in hundreds of years 268 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:53,680 I can feel the blood pumping through my veins! 269 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,760 It's fantastic! 270 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,040 Do it, Jonno! 271 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:02,640 Finish us both off while you can. 272 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,640 Mon maitre! 273 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:30,360 Now, Jonno! Let's get him now! 274 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:33,920 Here you are! 275 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:38,120 Oh, hello, Mr Count. I didn't know you were here today. 276 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,320 What a coincidence. 277 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:44,280 Well, it's nice to see you again. Shall we go? 278 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,440 THE COUNT CACKLES 279 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:55,000 Now I remember why I don't hang out with you guys any more. 280 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,640 He'll never notice. 281 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,760 DOOR OPENS 282 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:09,360 It was the Staff that drove you out of Van Helsing's body, wasn't it? 283 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:12,960 - It does cure vampirism! - Oh, don't be ridiculous! 284 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:16,080 It was just the shock of that useless lump hitting me. 285 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:19,480 So why did you go to the museum to steal it? 286 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,400 I didn't steal it, breather, it's mine! 287 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,920 It's my favourite back-scratcher. 288 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:29,600 I lost it 400 years ago and I've never been able to replace it. 289 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:35,240 Oh... heaven! 290 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,880 Want to try? 291 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,240 Why did I get my hopes up? 292 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,320 Don't give up, Vlad. 293 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,440 Ha-ha-ha! 294 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,920 Repeat after me, Renfield. 295 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,800 "You're a genius, Master." 296 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,760 Vous etes un genie, Maitre. 297 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,640 ..Ooh! Ow, my head! 298 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:03,240 Master, your Renfield is back! 299 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,280 I can't tell you... 300 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,240 - how little I care. - Oh. 301 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,800 Poor Vladdy. 302 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:15,160 He'll never know he held his dream in his hand. 303 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,920 Oh, goody - 304 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,520 my new throne! 305 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,640 What? 306 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,280 What?! 307 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,320 INGRID! 308 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:47,200 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd. 309 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:50,960 E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk 310 00:27:51,010 --> 00:27:55,560 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 21882

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