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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,900 Now fly into my arms. Come on fly! Fly like a bat. 2 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,960 Dad, this is stupid. 3 00:00:19,010 --> 00:00:21,010 It's not stupid, it's fun! 4 00:00:21,810 --> 00:00:25,840 Now, come on. Every young vampire must learn how to fly. 5 00:00:25,890 --> 00:00:29,860 - Why haven't you taught me? - Ingrid, it's because you're a girl. 6 00:00:29,910 --> 00:00:30,950 Look. 7 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:35,970 - I've got to get to school. - You did it! You flew! 8 00:00:36,020 --> 00:00:37,990 From the table to the ground. 9 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:41,860 Oh, my son and heir! Where's my money bag? 10 00:00:41,910 --> 00:00:45,950 Dad, for the last time, I can't... believe it! 11 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,860 I can fly! 12 00:00:50,020 --> 00:00:54,030 You're not seriously giving him ?10 for that? That's so unfair! 13 00:00:54,830 --> 00:00:56,880 Oh, Ingrid, darling, 14 00:00:56,930 --> 00:01:00,040 I shall never understand this irrational jealousy 15 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:02,810 of my favourite child. 16 00:01:02,860 --> 00:01:05,810 Vlad, let's see you flying from up there. 17 00:01:05,860 --> 00:01:08,860 What? Erm... 18 00:01:08,910 --> 00:01:11,030 Yeah, come on. Let's see you in action. 19 00:01:11,830 --> 00:01:15,880 I'd love to, but... I'd better not be late for school. 20 00:01:15,930 --> 00:01:17,920 Bye. 21 00:01:17,970 --> 00:01:20,000 I wouldn't be treated like this if Mum was here. 22 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:21,980 Well, she isn't, is she? 23 00:01:22,030 --> 00:01:24,840 So tough peasants! 24 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:33,910 - Dad, what are you doing? - Sssh! 25 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,860 Vampire surveillance. 26 00:01:35,910 --> 00:01:38,890 - Can't we give slaying a rest? - No, we can't. 27 00:01:38,940 --> 00:01:40,980 I know Vlad's a vampire! I just need to prove it! 28 00:01:41,030 --> 00:01:43,970 - No, what you need is help! - Ow! 29 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,970 Thank you, boys. Just down here will be fine. 30 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:55,940 Not you, the bag! Go on, scram! 31 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:58,900 Ooh. Someone got out of their coffin the wrong side. 32 00:01:58,950 --> 00:02:01,960 Ingrid's sulking cos I can fly and she can't. 33 00:02:02,010 --> 00:02:04,820 You'll be flying out the window if you carry on! 34 00:02:04,870 --> 00:02:07,880 Oh and by the way, 35 00:02:07,930 --> 00:02:09,860 Mum says hello. 36 00:02:09,910 --> 00:02:11,950 Mum? You've spoken to Mum? 37 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,020 I've asked her to stay for a couple of days. 38 00:02:14,820 --> 00:02:17,820 - You did what? - Don't you want to see her? 39 00:02:17,870 --> 00:02:19,850 Which Mum are we talking about? 40 00:02:19,900 --> 00:02:22,890 I'm thinking of the back-stabbing witch from hell! 41 00:02:22,940 --> 00:02:25,830 Cool! She sounds like a proper vampire. 42 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:28,820 You two haven't got a fang between you. 43 00:02:28,870 --> 00:02:31,010 Just you wait till I'm 16, Branagh. 44 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:37,890 - Are you OK, Vlad? - Yeah. Why shouldn't I be? 45 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:42,940 Gotcha! 46 00:02:44,980 --> 00:02:46,910 (Thud) 47 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:48,000 Ow. 48 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:54,030 So I carry the one 49 00:02:54,830 --> 00:02:58,860 and add up the columns, which makes... 50 00:02:58,910 --> 00:03:02,850 3,921. 51 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:04,810 Correct! 52 00:03:04,860 --> 00:03:07,900 I never realised doing homework could be so much fun! 53 00:03:07,950 --> 00:03:11,000 You're joking. I'd rather have my tongue pulled out. 54 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:15,900 Don't say that when Mum gets here. Wouldn't want to give her ideas. 55 00:03:15,950 --> 00:03:18,970 You think she'll turn up after letting us down? 56 00:03:19,020 --> 00:03:20,930 Mum doesn't care about us. 57 00:03:20,980 --> 00:03:23,980 She ran off with a werewolf. Get over it! 58 00:03:24,030 --> 00:03:28,010 Werewolf? This gets better and better! Is he coming too? 59 00:03:28,810 --> 00:03:32,020 Ignore her. My mum is not coming to stay! 60 00:03:40,910 --> 00:03:42,970 Hello, darlings. 61 00:03:44,910 --> 00:03:47,920 Oh, is that the time? Come on, Robin. 62 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:54,890 Oh, Mum, I've missed you. I hate living with Dad! 63 00:03:54,940 --> 00:03:58,920 There, there, don't cry. No, really, don't. 64 00:03:58,970 --> 00:04:01,000 It's Versace. 65 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,840 And how's my little Vladdy? 66 00:04:03,890 --> 00:04:07,020 Goodness, haven't you changed? 67 00:04:07,820 --> 00:04:10,810 - Not that much, I haven't. - Oh, Vlad. 68 00:04:10,860 --> 00:04:12,820 I didn't recognise you. 69 00:04:12,870 --> 00:04:14,950 (Splutters and coughs) 70 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,870 Who let the skunks out? Oh, it's you Mistress Magda. 71 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,840 You're still around, are you? 72 00:04:20,890 --> 00:04:24,040 Take my case up to the spare coffin, serf. 73 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:28,010 I'll see you all at dinner. Or for dinner, even. 74 00:04:32,990 --> 00:04:36,820 - Your mum's awesome! - Yeah, isn't she? 75 00:04:36,870 --> 00:04:38,840 Dad'll be so pleased to see her. 76 00:04:39,910 --> 00:04:41,800 Out! 77 00:04:41,850 --> 00:04:44,930 - But Bun-Buns... - And don't call me Bun-Buns! 78 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:48,860 Now go on, back to that manky dog you left me for! 79 00:04:48,910 --> 00:04:51,930 Patrick and I have been having some problems. 80 00:04:51,980 --> 00:04:54,840 And you came crawling back to me? 81 00:04:54,890 --> 00:04:57,980 I thought I'd pop in for a drink and a chat. 82 00:04:58,030 --> 00:05:00,800 I brought our favourite tipple. 83 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,010 "French Aristocrat 1792". 84 00:05:07,030 --> 00:05:09,930 There's a spare towel in the airing cupboard. 85 00:05:09,980 --> 00:05:13,030 But if I catch hide or hair of that werewolf, 86 00:05:13,830 --> 00:05:15,890 you're straight out the door, psycho! 87 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:17,980 Wow! That's beautiful! 88 00:05:18,030 --> 00:05:20,850 Just seeing you back together. 89 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:23,810 I am so over her. 90 00:05:23,860 --> 00:05:26,910 Did you think there was a bit of chemistry then? 91 00:05:27,940 --> 00:05:31,020 (Organ plays) 92 00:05:31,820 --> 00:05:34,910 Is this your idea of a sick joke? 93 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,850 - They're Mum's favourite. - You know what I mean. 94 00:05:37,890 --> 00:05:39,910 Dad'll get hurt again. 95 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:43,030 Dad, the cold-hearted Prince of Darkness? 96 00:05:43,830 --> 00:05:46,870 Ow. These trousers are pinching a bit. 97 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:49,010 What are you wearing? 98 00:05:49,810 --> 00:05:52,940 Hot stuff, eh? If Patrick can pull it off, so can I. 99 00:05:53,980 --> 00:05:56,000 - Ow! - Dad, you don't need to dress up. 100 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,820 Just be yourself. You and Mum were meant to be together. 101 00:05:59,870 --> 00:06:01,990 Yeah, until she left us. 102 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:05,010 Stop being so negative! 103 00:06:05,810 --> 00:06:09,850 - Don't you want us to be a family? - Not if she leaves. And she will. 104 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:13,940 We don't need another vampire trying to bite people's heads off. 105 00:06:13,990 --> 00:06:16,990 How many people have I attacked since we got here? 106 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:21,030 - We've had 11 different postmen. - Master Vlad has a point. 107 00:06:21,830 --> 00:06:25,950 Hey! Let's get rid of her. I can put garlic in her soup. 108 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,810 Renfield. 109 00:06:30,970 --> 00:06:33,910 Do you want these worms in your face? 110 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,910 I'd rather eat them. 111 00:06:39,860 --> 00:06:42,920 (Screaming) 112 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,800 You hear that, Jonno? 113 00:06:50,850 --> 00:06:53,870 Another innocent victim of the evil Count Dracula. 114 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:55,910 You actually saw him bite someone? 115 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:59,020 Yes. Sort of. 116 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:00,800 No. 117 00:07:00,850 --> 00:07:04,850 Well, sharpen the wooden stakes. The guy's clearly a vampire. 118 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:08,810 They're vampires. There's even a mother vampire. I heard it. 119 00:07:08,860 --> 00:07:11,000 Dad, trust me. I spend all day with Vlad. 120 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:13,020 - I think I'd know if... - That's it! 121 00:07:13,820 --> 00:07:14,890 What is? 122 00:07:14,940 --> 00:07:17,880 Here's me doing all this secret surveillance 123 00:07:17,930 --> 00:07:21,860 when you're in his class. Jonno, you will be my mole! 124 00:07:21,910 --> 00:07:25,970 Mole? I'm not being anyone's "mole". 125 00:07:27,890 --> 00:07:31,860 - I'll be your special agent. - Hey, that's my boy. 126 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:34,820 Special agent. Code name... 127 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:38,830 Mole. 128 00:07:42,010 --> 00:07:44,020 So, how do I look, Vladdy? 129 00:07:44,820 --> 00:07:45,910 Desperate? 130 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,930 Fantastic! 131 00:07:47,980 --> 00:07:50,840 Mum's never going to come back and live here. 132 00:07:50,890 --> 00:07:53,840 And why would you want the world's worst Mum back? 133 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:58,000 She's selfish, manipulative and totally evil. 134 00:08:03,910 --> 00:08:06,860 - Hi, Mum. - Vlad, darling. 135 00:08:06,910 --> 00:08:10,950 - Why do you hate me? - I don't... hate you. 136 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,890 I just don't want us all to get hurt again. 137 00:08:13,930 --> 00:08:16,870 I mean, how long are you gonna stay this time? 138 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:19,970 Well, that's down to your father, isn't it? 139 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:22,890 (Organ plays) 140 00:08:22,940 --> 00:08:28,880 I know I've been a bad mother, but we all make mistakes. 141 00:08:28,930 --> 00:08:32,000 I just wish we could be a family again. 142 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,910 Well, Dad's not falling for it this time. Are you, Dad? 143 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,000 - Oh, Magda. - Oof! 144 00:08:39,810 --> 00:08:42,970 - Oh, Bun-Buns. - Welcome home. 145 00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:44,970 (Organ stops) 146 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:48,980 - Now Mum's back, I want Vlad's room. - That sounds fair. 147 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:53,820 Hang on, Dad gave me that room. Didn't you, Dad? 148 00:08:53,870 --> 00:08:56,800 - Vlad, just do as your mother says. - But, Dad! 149 00:08:56,850 --> 00:08:58,840 It's me, your son and heir. 150 00:08:58,890 --> 00:09:02,980 Vladdy. You're not going to let them take away my room, are you? 151 00:09:03,030 --> 00:09:04,870 I'm going on a chat show 152 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:08,820 called Mum's A Two-Timing, Blood-Sucking Vampire, 153 00:09:08,870 --> 00:09:10,840 My Dumb-Wit Sister Asked Her To Live With Us! 154 00:09:10,890 --> 00:09:12,980 Get over it. Mum's back. 155 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:16,900 Until full moon when she runs off with another werewolf. 156 00:09:16,950 --> 00:09:20,870 OK, firstly, that's not going to happen. 157 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:24,980 And, secondly, I've got your room now... Sucker! 158 00:09:27,910 --> 00:09:30,890 - That's it, I've gotta get rid of her. - Are you serious? 159 00:09:30,940 --> 00:09:33,960 She'll ruin it all. Dad's thrown me out of my room. 160 00:09:34,010 --> 00:09:35,980 There are worse things that could happen. 161 00:09:36,030 --> 00:09:40,800 It's not just that. She's done this ever since we were little... 162 00:09:40,850 --> 00:09:44,870 turns up, promises the world, then leaves. 163 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:47,870 I can't go through it again. 164 00:09:48,860 --> 00:09:52,940 OK, it's a bit radical, but there is one way to get rid of her. 165 00:09:52,990 --> 00:09:54,910 Remember what your Dad said? 166 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:58,980 If he found hide or hair of that werewolf, she'd be out the door. 167 00:09:59,030 --> 00:10:03,940 Mmm, nice idea, Chloe, but where are we going to find werewolf hair? 168 00:10:03,990 --> 00:10:07,030 Eh? Uh, I'm just going for a... 169 00:10:07,830 --> 00:10:09,970 um... No! 170 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:13,020 And, of course, we'll need a bigger coffin. 171 00:10:13,820 --> 00:10:16,040 Magda, please, I'm trying to sleep. 172 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:19,860 (Howling) 173 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:21,970 What was that? Sounded like a... 174 00:10:22,020 --> 00:10:25,860 Werewolf hair! All over the upstairs bathroom. 175 00:10:25,910 --> 00:10:27,030 What? 176 00:10:27,830 --> 00:10:29,890 Mum, you can sneak your boyfriend in, 177 00:10:29,940 --> 00:10:32,890 but tell him to clean round the plughole. 178 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:36,910 Out! 179 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:39,830 But, Bun-Buns... 180 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,930 Go on out, witch! 181 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,960 Dad, please, just give her one more chance. 182 00:10:47,010 --> 00:10:48,990 You can give that room back to Vlad. 183 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:51,010 What? Just because Mum... 184 00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:54,850 Betrayed us all? I warned you this might happen. 185 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:55,980 Aargh! 186 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,040 Ooh! 187 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:01,970 Ah... Bun-Buns, it's still daylight out there. 188 00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:04,920 I mean, where am I supposed to go? 189 00:11:06,980 --> 00:11:10,910 - It won't work. - You say we should help the homeless. 190 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:14,810 Robin, it's a nice idea, but we can't have any old tramp... 191 00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:15,860 Ahem. 192 00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:17,940 Homeless person staying in the... 193 00:11:28,870 --> 00:11:31,010 Hi. I'm Graham. 194 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,820 - Please allow me. - No, I've got it! 195 00:11:34,870 --> 00:11:37,850 - I've got it! - Let go. 196 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:39,830 (Squabbling) 197 00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:56,830 So, Vlad, now we know the truth. 198 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,860 - What truth? - The werewolf hair. 199 00:11:58,910 --> 00:12:01,900 I'm sorry you had to find out about your mother. 200 00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:02,990 Yeah. 201 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:06,900 You defended the family honour. You know what this family means to me. 202 00:12:06,950 --> 00:12:09,920 - Dad, I'm leaving. - Right, cheerio. 203 00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:12,860 I'm not joking. Let Mum back or I'm walking. 204 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:16,010 OK. Oh, and Ingrid... close the door when you leave. 205 00:12:16,810 --> 00:12:19,840 Right. You've asked for it. I'm going to the Branaghs'. 206 00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:21,900 At least, I'll get attention round there. 207 00:12:23,980 --> 00:12:27,920 Oh, there must be something in this house I can eat! 208 00:12:27,970 --> 00:12:29,960 Sorry you didn't like the carbonara. 209 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,850 Ah! 210 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,980 Who's this then? 211 00:12:35,030 --> 00:12:37,000 Oh, that's us at our wedding. 212 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,850 I bet you broke a few hearts when you got married. 213 00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:43,040 Actually, we never got married. 214 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,890 I couldn't see what was in it for me. 215 00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:48,830 It's a celebration of love and commitment. 216 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:51,810 And if Dad dies, Mum gets everything. 217 00:12:51,860 --> 00:12:53,900 - Robin? - Robin! 218 00:12:54,830 --> 00:12:57,900 - Excuse me. - Really? 219 00:12:57,950 --> 00:13:01,890 So if I was to marry Countie, for example, 220 00:13:01,940 --> 00:13:05,940 and he happened to meet with a violent accident, 221 00:13:05,990 --> 00:13:08,030 I'd get the castle? 222 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,980 Yes, but it doesn't look like he'll marry you now, does it? 223 00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:14,000 (Doorbell rings) 224 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:19,000 Oh, don't all rush at once. 225 00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:24,890 Chin up, Magda. Lots of people would give their right arm to marry you. 226 00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:27,910 - Yeah. - Well... 227 00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:33,940 it's the neck I'm after. 228 00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:41,820 - Mum! - Ingrid! What are you doing here? 229 00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:44,820 I've left Dad. From now, I'll be living with you. 230 00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:47,030 Oh, wonderful. 231 00:13:47,830 --> 00:13:49,990 (Zoltan snoring) 232 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:05,030 - Dad? It's the middle of the night! - Exactly. 233 00:14:05,830 --> 00:14:07,910 - Time for your next flying lesson. - What? 234 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,850 Go on, out boy! Fly like the wind! 235 00:14:10,890 --> 00:14:14,030 - But, Dad, I can't fly! - But I gave you ?10. 236 00:14:14,830 --> 00:14:16,870 All right, I lied. 237 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:20,840 Oh... Oh, well, never mind. 238 00:14:20,890 --> 00:14:22,970 - Night, Vladdy. - Is that it? 239 00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:25,880 Aren't you at least going to say you're disappointed? 240 00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:27,820 How could I? 241 00:14:27,870 --> 00:14:31,000 I mean, if it wasn't for you finding that werewolf hair, 242 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,980 that cheating mother of yours would still be here, 243 00:14:34,030 --> 00:14:38,970 running her ice-cool fingers through my hair. 244 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:41,820 You really love her, don't you? 245 00:14:41,870 --> 00:14:43,970 Love her? 246 00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:46,040 Whatever gave you that idea? 247 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:52,980 Night, Vlad. 248 00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:01,850 Ingrid? 249 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:05,800 - Yes, you can carry my bag. - Why would I want to carry your bag? 250 00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:09,900 What's your Mum's favourite music? I'm doing a compilation CD. 251 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:13,860 - What, for my Mum? - Sad, isn't it? 252 00:15:13,910 --> 00:15:15,940 Do you think she'll like this? 253 00:15:15,990 --> 00:15:19,850 Argh! 254 00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:24,840 Argh! Argh! 255 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:26,850 - All right, Ingrid? - Yes! 256 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:29,900 - How's Mum? - What do you care? 257 00:15:29,950 --> 00:15:32,800 I just hope she wasn't feeling too guilty. 258 00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:34,910 You know, about the werewolf hair. 259 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:38,880 - Mum's fine. Sends her love. - Really? 260 00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:41,800 What do you think? 261 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:49,850 So there's your target, Agent Mole. 262 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:52,000 Go over there and get them talking. 263 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,830 Find out if the mother's arrived. 264 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,000 And remember, act normal. 265 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,020 Huh, look who's talking. 266 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,910 What's up with you? 267 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:10,000 Nothing's up. Apart from ketchup sandwiches. Again! 268 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,950 So no twinges of guilt about the werewolf hair? 269 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:16,000 No! I definitely did the right thing. 270 00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:20,890 It's just... Dad does seem really upset. 271 00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:25,910 I mean, what if him and Mum were meant to be together? 272 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,920 Hey, dudes, mind if I join you? 273 00:16:28,970 --> 00:16:31,940 - Yes! - Thanks. 274 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:34,940 - So I hear your Mum's visiting. - You heard wrong. 275 00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:37,850 Hey, Vlad, does your Mum like slugs at all? 276 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:40,820 - Robin! - Oh, right, yeah. 277 00:16:40,870 --> 00:16:43,890 Mum's the word, absolutely. 278 00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:46,010 But it's so cool having her living at ours. 279 00:16:46,810 --> 00:16:48,010 - Robin! - Really? 280 00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:49,610 No! 281 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,940 You sup with the devil and you'll become one! 282 00:16:54,990 --> 00:16:57,910 You have any idea what was in that sandwich? 283 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:01,020 Tomato ketchup. And half a beetle. Eurgh! 284 00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:02,990 Come on. Let's go! 285 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:06,020 - So it wasn't blood? - Of course it wasn't blood. 286 00:17:06,820 --> 00:17:09,950 Maybe you're not cut out for this. What have we learned? Nothing. 287 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,960 So you knew Vlad's mum was living round the Branaghs', did you? 288 00:17:14,010 --> 00:17:20,890 So it's true then? The Countess herself has come to town. 289 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:23,040 I think it's time we paid her a visit. 290 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,920 - "Vermin Busters"?! - Clever, eh? 291 00:17:29,970 --> 00:17:32,860 - And we won't get recognised? - No. 292 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,020 Bye, Mr Van Helsing. 293 00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:38,860 - Right, that's it. I'm going home. - Jonno! 294 00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:40,900 No, Dad. You're just so embarrassing! 295 00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:44,810 From now on you're on your own. Goodbye. 296 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,970 Good afternoon, Madam. Vermin Busters here. 297 00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:06,910 I believe you may have some unwanted guests in your house. 298 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:10,040 - I beg your pardon? - I'm here to exterminate vermin. 299 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,980 - Vermin? - Yes, vermin! 300 00:18:13,030 --> 00:18:16,800 Pests! Parasites! 301 00:18:16,850 --> 00:18:19,960 - I think you've got the wrong house. - Behind you. 302 00:18:20,010 --> 00:18:23,040 Vamp... I mean vermin. Vermin. 303 00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:27,800 What? Magda, you mean? How dare you! 304 00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:29,920 She may come from a different cultural heritage, 305 00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:31,940 but that's no excuse for bigotry! 306 00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:33,840 But... 307 00:18:33,890 --> 00:18:35,860 I'm sorry about that, Magda. 308 00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:38,890 Call me for a free extermination! 309 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:46,040 Good day, Mr Vermin Buster! I'll put this rubbish straight in the bin. 310 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:49,980 Actually, no, I'll take that, thank you. 311 00:18:50,030 --> 00:18:54,890 I may have some vermin of my own to attend to. 312 00:18:57,980 --> 00:19:01,840 So are the twins not falling at your feet any more? 313 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,890 I thought they went for the vampire look. 314 00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:04,990 They do. 315 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:08,000 - So what's the problem? - Mum is the problem. 316 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,010 I wish I'd never asked her to stay. 317 00:19:11,810 --> 00:19:13,030 I did warn you she might be trouble. 318 00:19:13,830 --> 00:19:17,010 Trouble? She's a selfish old witch! You know what? 319 00:19:17,810 --> 00:19:19,920 - I'm glad Dad chucked her out. - Really? 320 00:19:19,970 --> 00:19:22,800 She deserves everything she gets. 321 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,830 So... if, for example, 322 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:31,940 it turned out that I hadn't found werewolf hair in the plughole... 323 00:19:31,990 --> 00:19:33,910 Vlad... 324 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:37,840 Did you or did you not 325 00:19:37,890 --> 00:19:40,840 find werewolf hair in the plughole? 326 00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:43,960 - Not as such, no. - You little maggot! 327 00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:46,840 Like you said, it's a good thing it happened. 328 00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:48,970 She was bound to leave us. 329 00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:52,980 But what if it had worked out? We could have been happy together. 330 00:19:53,030 --> 00:19:55,940 I know, I messed up. I'm sorry. 331 00:19:56,990 --> 00:19:59,900 Well, maybe there's a way we can fix it. 332 00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:07,940 Your father sent me this?! 333 00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:10,930 You know, Mum, I think he still loves you. 334 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,840 Your mother sent me this? 335 00:20:16,890 --> 00:20:19,040 Yikes, she must really hate me. 336 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,960 No, Dad, it's a token of affection. 337 00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:26,850 Well, if she thinks she can win me over with some cheap bit of fluff... 338 00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:31,810 Darling, I'm sorry! 339 00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:33,970 No, I'm sorry! 340 00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:35,990 - Marry me. - Marry you? 341 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,850 Well, we don't want to rush things 342 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:41,840 but how are you fixed for tomorrow night? 343 00:20:47,810 --> 00:20:50,850 I can't believe this. Mum's going to stay forever! 344 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:53,850 - It's like a fantastic dream. - A nightmare. 345 00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:57,010 Vlad, wake up! Your Mum's up to something, I'm sure of it. 346 00:20:57,810 --> 00:20:59,950 Chloe, don't interfere. This is my big day. 347 00:20:59,990 --> 00:21:01,970 I mean, Vlad's big day. 348 00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:07,000 Now... how do I look? 349 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,870 Cool! 350 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:13,830 Darling, your phone, it's... "Vermin Busters". 351 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,800 Ah, yes, the DJ. 352 00:21:17,850 --> 00:21:19,950 (Sniffing) Mwah! 353 00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:22,910 Vladdy! Let me check you. 354 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,910 Vermin Busters? 355 00:21:27,810 --> 00:21:28,990 Mm-hm. Mmm? 356 00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:39,020 - You're late! - The bag's heavy. 357 00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:41,800 Well, let's get on with it. 358 00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:44,970 (Organ strikes up) 359 00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:49,930 - It's seven o'clock, where is she? - Dad, relax. It's gonna be fine. 360 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,970 Robin! Listen, we have to stop the wedding. 361 00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:57,910 Oh, give it a rest, Chloe. 362 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,880 Magda is in league with Mr Van Helsing! 363 00:22:00,930 --> 00:22:02,980 She'll marry the Count and then bump him off. 364 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,840 Wow, that's really evil. 365 00:22:05,890 --> 00:22:07,970 And wrong, of course. 366 00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:11,950 So, after the ceremony, I will lure him upstairs. 367 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:15,940 You spring out, slay him and the castle shall be mine. 368 00:22:15,990 --> 00:22:20,850 And what's to stop me from slaying you as well, mmm? 369 00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:27,820 I'm joking, obviously. 370 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,820 I'll be upstairs. 371 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:44,950 - What are we going to do? - There's only one thing to do. 372 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,820 Tell Vlad. 373 00:22:47,870 --> 00:22:50,040 (Organ plays the wedding march) 374 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,010 Vlad, hold my phone. 375 00:23:15,810 --> 00:23:17,990 We are gathered here today to witness 376 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:22,890 the joyless union between two vampires. 377 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,920 - Get off! - Van Helsing! 378 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,980 (Flapping and bat squeaks) 379 00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:36,800 Is that you... 380 00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,040 Dracula? 381 00:23:39,850 --> 00:23:42,890 Skulking around in the dark, 382 00:23:42,940 --> 00:23:44,910 like the dead rat you are. 383 00:23:47,830 --> 00:23:49,810 Well... 384 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:54,030 prepare to meet Van Helsing. 385 00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:00,950 (Screams) 386 00:24:02,020 --> 00:24:05,900 Vlad, I'd get that old sewage chute blocked up if I were you. 387 00:24:05,950 --> 00:24:09,920 Yeah, someone could have a really bad accident. 388 00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:11,950 Hey, Vlad, high five! 389 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,910 Sorry. I don't see what's to celebrate. 390 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,860 We've beaten Van Helsing. Your dad's safe. 391 00:24:17,910 --> 00:24:20,850 Safe to marry the woman who tried to slay him? 392 00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:22,860 What if she tries it again? 393 00:24:22,910 --> 00:24:26,920 This is what I've been saying all day. You must stop the wedding. 394 00:24:26,970 --> 00:24:29,920 How? I can't tell Dad about Van Helsing, can I? 395 00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:32,990 He'll move us all back to Transylvania. 396 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,940 - What are you gonna do? - I don't know, Robin. 397 00:24:35,990 --> 00:24:38,930 I just wish I'd never trusted my mum again. 398 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:45,000 (Mobile phone rings) 399 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:50,830 And so, before we move on to the vows, I must ask 400 00:24:50,870 --> 00:24:53,980 if any person knows any reason... 401 00:24:54,030 --> 00:24:55,990 any reason whatsoever 402 00:24:56,040 --> 00:25:00,800 why these two should not be joined together in matrimony? 403 00:25:02,940 --> 00:25:04,810 No one? 404 00:25:04,860 --> 00:25:05,990 Are you sure? 405 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:09,040 Stop the wedding! She doesn't love you. 406 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:13,810 Of course she does. She sent me that animal to prove it. 407 00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:15,910 No, she didn't. It was me and Ingrid. 408 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,850 Shut it, Vlad. 409 00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:20,950 So the kids got us back together, who cares? 410 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,030 I still love you, darling. 411 00:25:23,830 --> 00:25:24,850 Ah. 412 00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:28,800 That's good enough for me. Renfield, carry on. 413 00:25:28,850 --> 00:25:31,840 All right, fine. But if she loves you, 414 00:25:31,890 --> 00:25:35,820 how come she's still getting calls from Patrick? 415 00:25:35,870 --> 00:25:37,860 'Hey, Princess. Wolfie here. 416 00:25:37,910 --> 00:25:40,990 'Good luck with getting your hands on the castle. 417 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,940 'Just having my back waxed. 418 00:25:42,990 --> 00:25:44,930 (Rip) 'Ow! 419 00:25:44,980 --> 00:25:47,910 'I'll see you tonight for a celebration.' 420 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,910 (Patrick howls) 421 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,830 What? 422 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,000 Some people have no sense of humour. 423 00:25:56,970 --> 00:25:59,810 Come on, Ingrid. Let's go to Monte Carlo. 424 00:25:59,860 --> 00:26:02,890 What? To live with you and Patrick? No way! 425 00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:06,930 Dad might be a pain in the neck, but at least he doesn't moult! 426 00:26:12,810 --> 00:26:14,800 Bye, Mum. 427 00:26:14,850 --> 00:26:17,800 Bye, darlings. I'll see you soon. 428 00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:30,870 (Quiet game sound effects) 429 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,820 How d'you get on? Slay any vampires? 430 00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:41,950 (Noisy zaps and shouts) 431 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,800 (Game switched off) What happened to you? 432 00:26:45,850 --> 00:26:48,890 I nearly had him, Jonno. I nearly slayed a vampire. 433 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,910 - Course you did. - I did! I swear! 434 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,000 And the next time, I will triumph. 435 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:59,930 Believe me, the name Van Helsing will be spread far and wide. 436 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:06,020 Yeah, it's the smell of Van Helsing that's spreading right now. 437 00:27:09,990 --> 00:27:13,910 Well, Vladdy, if it wasn't for you, I'd be off on honeymoon 438 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,990 with that vile, cold-hearted, treacherous woman. 439 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,040 Why did you have to ruin it for me? 440 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,820 Because, Dad, she doesn't love you. 441 00:27:22,870 --> 00:27:25,910 Of course she doesn't - she's a vampire, stupid! 442 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:30,000 It would have been so nice to have her back. Oh, Magda! 443 00:27:32,940 --> 00:27:33,920 Magda? 444 00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:40,910 No... Renfield. 445 00:27:42,890 --> 00:27:44,000 (Screaming) 446 00:27:44,050 --> 00:27:48,600 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33594

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