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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,980 It is with great regret that I must inform you 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,700 that Operation Saviour did in fact fail. 3 00:00:05,220 --> 00:00:07,180 Jamie is the son of God. 4 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:10,780 Ever since waking up, I hear this voice. 5 00:00:10,940 --> 00:00:12,780 It says I have to give you a message. 6 00:00:12,940 --> 00:00:15,260 Armageddon is tomorrow. Your mother has a bunker. 7 00:00:15,420 --> 00:00:17,540 She wants to save your life, so let's go. 8 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:22,060 I've watched you for so long. 9 00:00:22,180 --> 00:00:24,940 I know how you talk, how you move. 10 00:00:26,940 --> 00:00:27,900 How you think. 11 00:00:29,060 --> 00:00:31,020 GUNSHOT 12 00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:44,500 See that? 13 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:47,780 That's the end of life as we know it. 14 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:52,620 Yeah, it's the end of the world... 15 00:00:52,740 --> 00:00:54,500 the actual apocalypse. 16 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:58,700 And where am I? 17 00:01:00,900 --> 00:01:03,780 I'm deep under the suburbs of suburbia, 18 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:05,820 watching it on telly. 19 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:07,740 TV: One minute now. One minute. 20 00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:11,100 These pictures coming live to us from Hubble... 21 00:01:11,260 --> 00:01:14,220 A few minutes ago, I was a dead man. 22 00:01:14,340 --> 00:01:16,180 Now... 23 00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:18,340 Now I don't know what I am. 24 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:21,540 It's time to brace ourselves to say goodbye. 25 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:25,220 Yeah, it's been quite a morning so far. 26 00:01:33,620 --> 00:01:35,940 Faster, put your foot down! 27 00:01:36,060 --> 00:01:37,580 Quit telling me how to drive. 28 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:44,100 God, Scotty, I'm so sorry. Just hold on. 29 00:01:44,220 --> 00:01:45,740 Everything's going to be OK. 30 00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:48,140 - TYRES SCREECH - OK, we lost them. 31 00:01:48,260 --> 00:01:49,300 Go left. 32 00:01:49,420 --> 00:01:50,820 I said go left! 33 00:01:50,940 --> 00:01:53,100 Go left?! There ain't no left. 34 00:01:53,220 --> 00:01:54,820 It's a fence! Are you blind? 35 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:56,300 Go left, that's an order! 36 00:01:56,460 --> 00:01:59,500 Don't you be taking that tone of voice with me. 37 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,300 Please go left, ma'am, 38 00:02:01,460 --> 00:02:03,780 so that I can save the life of everyone in this vehicle. 39 00:02:03,940 --> 00:02:05,780 Oh, well, gee, since you asked so nice(!) 40 00:02:13,980 --> 00:02:15,140 Thank you so much. 41 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:17,460 OK, that's us. 42 00:02:20,460 --> 00:02:22,060 Where the hell are we going? 43 00:02:22,180 --> 00:02:24,700 - England. - England? Why England? 44 00:02:24,820 --> 00:02:26,340 There's a bunker. 45 00:02:26,460 --> 00:02:28,020 Mum's. 46 00:02:28,140 --> 00:02:29,740 Mum's?! 47 00:02:29,860 --> 00:02:31,740 I don't understand. Mum's dead. 48 00:02:39,980 --> 00:02:41,700 We'd almost given up on you. 49 00:02:41,820 --> 00:02:44,420 Oh, crap, is he going to make it? 50 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:45,940 Yeah, now let's get going. 51 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:49,140 I got you, buddy. 52 00:02:50,260 --> 00:02:53,020 Cutting it bloody fine. It's a seven-and-a-half-hour flight. 53 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:54,980 Well, fly us, then. 54 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:56,020 Come on. 55 00:02:58,020 --> 00:02:59,100 Mum! 56 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:01,540 Oh, my God. 57 00:03:02,780 --> 00:03:05,660 Oh, my God, am I dreaming?! 58 00:03:05,780 --> 00:03:07,740 Oh, my boys! 59 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:09,900 Oh, I don't know why this is happening 60 00:03:10,020 --> 00:03:11,500 but I'm so glad that it is. 61 00:03:11,620 --> 00:03:12,740 OK, guys, buckle up. 62 00:03:18,340 --> 00:03:20,940 I always promised to take you to Europe one day. 63 00:03:21,060 --> 00:03:22,220 Well, ta-da! 64 00:03:22,340 --> 00:03:24,540 Oh, yeah, you're such a romantic! 65 00:03:24,700 --> 00:03:27,140 Guess what, we're staying in a hole in the ground. 66 00:03:27,260 --> 00:03:28,580 There's no natural light 67 00:03:28,740 --> 00:03:31,460 and your mother is going to be there. 68 00:03:31,580 --> 00:03:32,860 Yeah... 69 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,700 Yeah, my mother. 70 00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:37,860 The one who killed my father and then died in a plane crash. 71 00:03:37,980 --> 00:03:39,980 That won't be weird at all. 72 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:41,500 You know what? I don't care. 73 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:43,380 I'm just so happy to see you both. 74 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:56,140 So, the final day dawns over Britain. The sun will rise... 75 00:03:56,260 --> 00:03:57,980 In ancient Egypt, 76 00:03:58,140 --> 00:04:02,220 when a pharaoh died they buried his servants with him. 77 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:06,180 So they could serve him in the afterlife. 78 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:09,620 BEEPING 79 00:04:12,220 --> 00:04:13,460 Your... 80 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:16,100 Your pressure is through the roof. You need to relax. 81 00:04:16,220 --> 00:04:17,940 They will get here. 82 00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:20,220 Relax? How can I relax? 83 00:04:20,380 --> 00:04:23,460 If they don't get here in time, this will be my mausoleum. 84 00:04:23,580 --> 00:04:24,940 How long? 85 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:27,260 How long will I last without new blood? 86 00:04:27,420 --> 00:04:30,180 BANGING MUFFLED: Help! Where am I?! 87 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:32,180 The sedative must have worn off. 88 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:34,500 BANGING CONTINUES 89 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:42,180 Frankie, wake up. 90 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:46,580 - Go and find your grandmother. - OK. 91 00:04:46,700 --> 00:04:48,900 She's at the church. 92 00:04:49,020 --> 00:04:50,260 Why? 93 00:04:50,380 --> 00:04:51,660 You'll need her help. 94 00:04:51,780 --> 00:04:54,300 TV CHATTER 95 00:04:56,900 --> 00:04:59,900 The failed Saviour blast created a huge amount of debris, 96 00:05:00,060 --> 00:05:04,580 so the final hour will see a meteor shower on an unprecedented scale. 97 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:33,660 Where's Jamie? 98 00:05:33,820 --> 00:05:36,420 - He said he'd be here. - I'm sure he's on his way. 99 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:38,100 At least she turned up. 100 00:05:38,260 --> 00:05:40,980 Oh, bloody hell. You're a bit happy. 101 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:42,100 Yes! 102 00:05:42,220 --> 00:05:43,740 OK, this is going to sound crazy. 103 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:46,820 But last night I was very drunk in the toilet of the pub 104 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:49,340 and I had the most incredible experience. 105 00:05:51,020 --> 00:05:53,100 - With... - God! 106 00:05:53,290 --> 00:05:55,530 God came to me. She was wonderful. 107 00:05:55,650 --> 00:05:57,010 There is nothing to be scared of. 108 00:05:57,170 --> 00:05:59,690 We will all go to heaven and I'm going to see Jude again. 109 00:05:59,810 --> 00:06:00,850 Oh, I'm so happy. 110 00:06:04,770 --> 00:06:07,810 Bit bonkers and emotionally vulnerable. 111 00:06:07,930 --> 00:06:09,010 Perfect woman. 112 00:06:10,810 --> 00:06:11,970 What? 113 00:06:12,130 --> 00:06:14,210 Oh, can you hang on a bit? I'm just waiting for my son. 114 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:15,930 Sorry, now or never. 115 00:06:21,690 --> 00:06:24,170 HE SCREAMS 116 00:06:32,490 --> 00:06:35,450 Blah-de-blah-de-blah, I now pronounce you husband and wife. 117 00:06:35,570 --> 00:06:37,450 You may now kiss the bride. 118 00:06:37,570 --> 00:06:38,570 Quickly! 119 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,050 Stop! 120 00:06:40,170 --> 00:06:41,970 There's no time for kissing. 121 00:06:42,090 --> 00:06:43,770 We have to go to the bank. 122 00:06:43,890 --> 00:06:45,290 What are you on about? 123 00:06:45,450 --> 00:06:47,890 The voice said I have to get you to go to Daddy's bank. 124 00:06:48,010 --> 00:06:49,170 I don't know why. 125 00:06:49,290 --> 00:06:50,450 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 126 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:53,170 So, we're seriously doing everything this voice is telling us? 127 00:06:53,290 --> 00:06:54,370 What if it's Jamie? 128 00:06:54,490 --> 00:06:56,570 What if something's happened to him? 129 00:06:59,410 --> 00:07:01,290 We can't just steal a car! 130 00:07:01,450 --> 00:07:03,970 Whoa, have I become the voice of reason now? 131 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,210 Marriage has changed me. 132 00:07:05,330 --> 00:07:08,370 Get in the car, David. 133 00:07:08,490 --> 00:07:09,530 Yes, dear. 134 00:07:16,130 --> 00:07:18,770 You're just a jumped up bit of tree, aren't you? 135 00:07:20,970 --> 00:07:23,810 I've spent my whole working life looking after you. 136 00:07:26,930 --> 00:07:28,650 And when push comes to shove... 137 00:07:30,010 --> 00:07:31,610 ... what use are you? 138 00:07:48,650 --> 00:07:49,930 Is somebody there? 139 00:07:53,170 --> 00:07:54,250 Hello! 140 00:08:10,050 --> 00:08:11,610 Yes! 141 00:08:11,730 --> 00:08:14,610 Yes! Yes! 142 00:08:16,050 --> 00:08:18,530 Go... to... 143 00:08:21,450 --> 00:08:23,370 Go to the computer. 144 00:08:23,490 --> 00:08:24,410 Yes. 145 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:31,170 The spreadsheet is called "vault codes." 146 00:08:31,330 --> 00:08:33,490 Yeah, "bank vault codes." On it. 147 00:08:33,610 --> 00:08:37,610 And the password is Dave... 148 00:08:37,730 --> 00:08:38,730 Dave? 149 00:08:38,850 --> 00:08:40,450 ... has a... 150 00:08:40,570 --> 00:08:42,210 ... has a... 151 00:08:42,330 --> 00:08:44,250 ... tiny... 152 00:08:44,410 --> 00:08:45,930 (HE SIGHS) ... tiny... 153 00:08:46,050 --> 00:08:47,770 ... winkie. 154 00:08:47,890 --> 00:08:49,970 Dave has a tiny winkie! 155 00:08:50,090 --> 00:08:51,890 We could just leave him in there. 156 00:08:58,610 --> 00:08:59,930 Mum! 157 00:09:00,090 --> 00:09:03,930 - Dave! Oh, God, I'm so pleased to see you! - Jamie! 158 00:09:04,050 --> 00:09:05,530 I thought I was going to die here. 159 00:09:05,690 --> 00:09:08,690 And I thought I was going to lose my baby. 160 00:09:08,810 --> 00:09:09,770 What happened? 161 00:09:09,930 --> 00:09:13,770 My brother, he's pretending to be me. He's got Layla and Frankie. 162 00:09:13,930 --> 00:09:16,410 - Oh... No, Frankie is with us. - Thank God! 163 00:09:16,530 --> 00:09:18,330 We still need to get Layla though. 164 00:09:18,490 --> 00:09:21,970 See, there's this bunker. We can all survive if we... 165 00:09:24,890 --> 00:09:26,530 Why are you dressed like that? 166 00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:30,010 We told you last ni... 167 00:09:31,930 --> 00:09:32,890 Hold on. 168 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:36,170 Was that your brother? 169 00:09:38,050 --> 00:09:39,010 Wow. 170 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:44,250 I mean, he was good. Very, very convincing. 171 00:09:44,370 --> 00:09:46,810 Thanks, Mum, that's really helpful(!) 172 00:09:46,930 --> 00:09:48,890 Seriously, why? 173 00:09:49,010 --> 00:09:51,770 Well, we've got some news... 174 00:09:51,890 --> 00:09:52,930 son. 175 00:09:54,530 --> 00:09:56,890 Why aren't you scared? 176 00:09:57,010 --> 00:09:58,890 There is nothing to be scared of. 177 00:09:59,010 --> 00:10:00,650 It's going to be wonderful. 178 00:10:00,810 --> 00:10:03,650 We will all wake up in heaven and I'm going to be with Jude again. 179 00:10:05,450 --> 00:10:07,010 Jude doesn't want to see you. 180 00:10:09,290 --> 00:10:10,450 Why do you say that? 181 00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:14,130 It's true. 182 00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:16,530 He says he wants you to live. 183 00:10:16,690 --> 00:10:19,290 He wants you to look after the baby in your tummy. 184 00:10:22,370 --> 00:10:23,930 Why don't you believe me? 185 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:26,610 Because it's impossible. I can't be pregnant. 186 00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:30,010 Why not? 187 00:10:30,170 --> 00:10:32,690 Because the doctor said I can't have children. 188 00:10:32,850 --> 00:10:36,650 My tummy doesn't work well. I cannot make any eggs. 189 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:39,050 Oh, we had a chicken like you once. 190 00:10:39,210 --> 00:10:41,290 So Mum cut its head off and we ate it. 191 00:10:45,410 --> 00:10:46,610 What's that? 192 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,170 Um... It's a baby stick. 193 00:10:48,290 --> 00:10:49,690 I have to peepee on it. 194 00:10:49,810 --> 00:10:51,330 Ew! That's disgusting. 195 00:11:16,331 --> 00:11:19,145 _ 196 00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:22,340 Frankie? 197 00:11:23,940 --> 00:11:24,900 Frankie! 198 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:27,020 Frankie! 199 00:11:28,660 --> 00:11:29,780 Frankie! 200 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:31,860 Great news! We were worried sick. 201 00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:33,860 Listen, just keep her there. 202 00:11:33,980 --> 00:11:35,540 We're coming straight away. 203 00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:39,420 My grandma found Frankie. 204 00:11:39,540 --> 00:11:41,380 Oh, God, really?! 205 00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:46,180 How? 206 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:47,340 I don't know. 207 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,860 Apparently she just ran into the bunker a few minutes ago. 208 00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:52,180 The point is, she's safe. OK? 209 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:53,260 I don't understand. 210 00:11:53,420 --> 00:11:55,460 Frankie doesn't know where the bunker is. 211 00:11:57,620 --> 00:12:00,060 Maybe the voice in her head told her where it was. 212 00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:01,660 - Right. - What does it matter? 213 00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:04,900 Let's just get in the car and go be a family. 214 00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:06,980 - I love you. - Oh, I love you! 215 00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:09,540 PAULA: Cheer up. 216 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:13,500 We'll all go and find Layla and then we can all live happily ever after. 217 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:15,340 Yeah, with him as my stepdad. 218 00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:16,900 Yeah, love you too, Junior. 219 00:12:17,020 --> 00:12:18,700 So, this is us. 220 00:12:18,860 --> 00:12:21,140 From now on, we drive in style. 221 00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:24,140 Where are they? 222 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:26,300 You said they were waiting in the car. 223 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:29,180 Oh, for God's sake! 224 00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:49,580 30 minutes till we land, folks. 225 00:12:54,060 --> 00:12:57,220 Hey, I wanted to say... 226 00:12:57,340 --> 00:12:58,420 Thank you. 227 00:12:58,580 --> 00:13:00,500 I appreciate you getting me out back there. 228 00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:02,580 I'm sorry your friend got hurt. 229 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:04,340 Now, let's get one thing straight. 230 00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:06,460 I didn't get you out, Rhonda did. 231 00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:08,340 I'd have left you to rot. 232 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:12,260 Because I've spent my life fighting everything that symbol stands for. 233 00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:14,020 You know what you are? A dinosaur. 234 00:13:14,180 --> 00:13:16,660 You know what happened to dinosaurs last time round? 235 00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:18,740 They got wiped out by an asteroid. 236 00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:20,020 Stay away from me. 237 00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:24,620 Somebody's having her time of the month. 238 00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:28,100 Don't ever say that. 239 00:13:28,260 --> 00:13:30,660 I'm serious. If I'm slowing you down, leave me. 240 00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:32,940 Save yourself. I'm dying anyway. 241 00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:36,700 - You have a one in five chance. - Had. 242 00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:39,260 I had a one in five chance. 243 00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:40,820 But that was with treatment. 244 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:43,300 Well, there's a doctor in the bunker. That lady told you. 245 00:13:43,460 --> 00:13:45,540 - Rhonda, please be reasonable. - Fuck reasonable! 246 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:48,860 You think reasonable is why we're all together now? 247 00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:50,540 You think Leanne's reasonable? 248 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:52,820 Or my mum, whatever the hell her story is? 249 00:13:52,940 --> 00:13:54,620 You think it's reasonable? 250 00:13:54,780 --> 00:13:57,580 They're survivors. We should be more like them. 251 00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:09,980 Frankie? 252 00:14:11,420 --> 00:14:12,500 Frankie! 253 00:14:14,260 --> 00:14:15,260 (It's OK.) 254 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,140 Stay calm. 255 00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:20,060 This is what you wanted. 256 00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:31,860 You can just not look. 257 00:14:31,980 --> 00:14:33,300 Then you will never know. 258 00:14:58,020 --> 00:14:59,540 Help me! 259 00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:01,060 Celine? 260 00:15:01,180 --> 00:15:02,340 Frankie! 261 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,860 We're running out of time. 262 00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:06,740 Maybe we should split up, cover more ground. 263 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:10,220 No! It's splitting up that caused the problem in the first place. 264 00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:11,420 Frankie! 265 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:13,580 Daddy! 266 00:15:15,340 --> 00:15:17,900 Oh, thank God. You're safe! 267 00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:19,820 You had me so scared. 268 00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:22,580 You mustn't run off like that. Where's Celine? 269 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,420 She's in there. 270 00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:38,620 I don't mean to sound heartless, but we haven't got time. 271 00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:44,500 Either we rescue Celine or... or we go and find Layla, 272 00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:46,100 but we can't do both. 273 00:15:46,260 --> 00:15:48,460 Listen, we don't even know if she's still alive. 274 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,220 I beg you, help! 275 00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:52,380 Help me! 276 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:02,140 Please, help me! 277 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:04,740 I'm pregnant. I want to live. 278 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:08,860 Celine, it's Jamie! We're coming. 279 00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:10,980 Jamie, is that you? 280 00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:14,100 Oh, it's a miracle. You're my angel, Jamie. 281 00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:19,100 Dad, after this we're going to get Mum, aren't we? 282 00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:22,620 Everything's going to be fine, I promise. 283 00:16:40,140 --> 00:16:43,980 I ain't no expert, but this don't look too good. 284 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:47,220 This don't look too good, folks. 285 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,380 Arnie, our promise... 286 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,380 It still stands, right? 287 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,940 I don't want to go in that bunker. 288 00:16:59,060 --> 00:16:59,980 Me neither. 289 00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:05,180 But you said you'd be with me at the end. Right? 290 00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:08,580 Now, we promised your sister that we'd take her to that bunker, 291 00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:10,860 and I keep my promises. 292 00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:12,140 You've got to hang on... 293 00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:15,180 EXPLOSION 294 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:27,420 - We're going down! We're going down! - Everybody, strap yourselves in. Now! 295 00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:32,180 We tried, didn't we? 296 00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:36,220 Yeah, we tried. 297 00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:41,260 LEANNE: I ain't a coward. 298 00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:44,340 I'll meet my maker with my head held high. 299 00:17:50,041 --> 00:17:53,181 _ 300 00:18:33,266 --> 00:18:34,746 Please... 301 00:18:34,866 --> 00:18:36,106 Help us! 302 00:18:39,266 --> 00:18:40,386 Help us. 303 00:18:50,306 --> 00:18:51,306 God! 304 00:18:56,706 --> 00:18:58,826 Scotty, can you hear me? 305 00:18:58,946 --> 00:19:01,426 Scotty, I think this is it. 306 00:19:01,586 --> 00:19:04,586 But whatever happens, I'll be by your side. 307 00:19:06,786 --> 00:19:08,186 And I'm happy about that. 308 00:19:09,386 --> 00:19:11,986 I'm happy we're going to... be together. 309 00:19:24,226 --> 00:19:25,746 Can a dinosaur do that? 310 00:19:27,506 --> 00:19:28,746 I'm changing. 311 00:19:35,746 --> 00:19:37,186 So you can suck it. 312 00:19:40,986 --> 00:19:43,546 Well, what are you waiting for? Let's get your wife out. 313 00:19:44,826 --> 00:19:47,186 So, this is England? 314 00:19:47,306 --> 00:19:48,546 It's pretty. 315 00:19:50,586 --> 00:19:54,106 You know, aside from the rocks falling out of the sky. 316 00:19:58,306 --> 00:19:59,826 Mum? 317 00:19:59,946 --> 00:20:01,466 Spike, are you OK? 318 00:20:11,506 --> 00:20:13,946 HE SCREAMS 319 00:20:17,786 --> 00:20:20,466 Dad, if Dave is married to Grandma, 320 00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:21,826 does that mean he's my grandpa? 321 00:20:21,946 --> 00:20:23,386 - No. - Yeah. 322 00:20:23,506 --> 00:20:25,306 HE MOUTHS 323 00:20:37,756 --> 00:20:40,436 Hang on, I thought the bunker was back there. 324 00:20:40,556 --> 00:20:41,716 Jamie, no. 325 00:20:41,836 --> 00:20:43,916 No, we are not going to Windsor. 326 00:20:44,036 --> 00:20:45,356 Just a few minutes. OK? 327 00:20:45,476 --> 00:20:47,236 I at least have to try to find her. 328 00:20:50,796 --> 00:20:53,076 - _ - LARSSON: We have to run right now. 329 00:20:53,196 --> 00:20:55,116 The bunker is still two miles away. 330 00:20:55,236 --> 00:20:57,356 Honey, she's right. 331 00:20:57,516 --> 00:21:00,196 Anyone who can't run gets left behind. 332 00:21:00,356 --> 00:21:02,316 I'm not going to make it. Go, please. 333 00:21:02,476 --> 00:21:05,396 No, I said I won't let you go. Ever. 334 00:21:06,476 --> 00:21:07,996 And if you're not willing to fight, 335 00:21:08,156 --> 00:21:10,636 then I guess I'll just have to surrender. Is that what you want? 336 00:21:10,796 --> 00:21:13,636 - What are you doing? - I don't have time for this. 337 00:21:13,796 --> 00:21:16,516 Rhonda, I don't give a monkey about the others. 338 00:21:16,716 --> 00:21:20,036 But you and Spike are coming to the bunker now. Now move! 339 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:24,196 Oh, not so fast, munchkin land. You know what? 340 00:21:24,356 --> 00:21:28,516 I've got a question for you, because something seems real funky to me. 341 00:21:28,676 --> 00:21:30,796 I'd like to know why you're so hot and bothered 342 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:33,676 to get Rhonda and her son into that bunker. Hmm? 343 00:21:36,236 --> 00:21:37,836 OK. 344 00:21:37,996 --> 00:21:41,636 Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you. 345 00:21:41,796 --> 00:21:45,676 Because I'm the only one who knows where the bunker is, you moron. 346 00:21:47,196 --> 00:21:48,756 You know, that's a real good reason. 347 00:21:48,876 --> 00:21:51,516 VEHICLE APPROACHES 348 00:21:54,156 --> 00:21:55,196 Mum? 349 00:22:00,436 --> 00:22:01,516 Get out of the way! 350 00:22:01,676 --> 00:22:04,076 Sir, do you have any possible means of survival? 351 00:22:04,196 --> 00:22:06,476 Of course not. Out of the way. 352 00:22:06,636 --> 00:22:09,316 OK, then I need this truck more than you do. 353 00:22:09,476 --> 00:22:11,916 So get out of the car and give me the keys. 354 00:22:12,036 --> 00:22:13,076 Piss off. 355 00:22:15,356 --> 00:22:16,756 I'm very sorry. 356 00:22:16,876 --> 00:22:18,476 But I do need this truck. 357 00:22:18,596 --> 00:22:19,836 And I did ask nicely. 358 00:22:20,916 --> 00:22:22,956 Now, get out and give me the keys. 359 00:22:26,236 --> 00:22:27,556 I said get out. 360 00:22:27,716 --> 00:22:30,236 - Or what? - HE REVS THE ENGINE 361 00:22:30,396 --> 00:22:34,076 Sir, I don't have time for this. I'm not joking. 362 00:22:36,476 --> 00:22:37,916 Get out of the truck! 363 00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:41,596 Give me the truck! 364 00:22:49,556 --> 00:22:52,276 SHE SHOOTS 365 00:23:01,356 --> 00:23:03,996 He was going to die anyway. Right? 366 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:05,716 In a few minutes. 367 00:23:07,956 --> 00:23:08,996 Come on, let's go. 368 00:23:11,916 --> 00:23:13,196 LAYLA: Where the hell are we? 369 00:23:13,356 --> 00:23:15,316 This brings us back out by the bridge. 370 00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:18,916 Can we... 371 00:23:19,036 --> 00:23:20,556 Can we talk about last night? 372 00:23:22,596 --> 00:23:26,396 About me... not... 373 00:23:26,556 --> 00:23:29,316 Oh, Jamie, we've got bigger things to worry about right now 374 00:23:29,436 --> 00:23:30,516 than your erections. 375 00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:32,236 It's really not a problem, sweetheart. 376 00:23:32,396 --> 00:23:34,596 It worked perfectly well every other night, didn't it? 377 00:23:34,716 --> 00:23:35,956 Right, yeah, of course it did. Just... 378 00:23:36,076 --> 00:23:38,716 Last night, it didn't. 379 00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:41,596 I just wouldn't want you thinking less of me, babe. 380 00:23:43,996 --> 00:23:46,356 It'll be fine once we're in the bunker. 381 00:23:46,516 --> 00:23:48,996 I'll be like a completely new man, I promise. 382 00:23:50,356 --> 00:23:51,316 Jamie... 383 00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:53,956 Did you just call me babe? 384 00:23:56,716 --> 00:23:58,236 You hate the word babe. 385 00:24:08,236 --> 00:24:10,196 How did you get a call from your gran? 386 00:24:12,236 --> 00:24:13,836 The network's down. 387 00:24:18,716 --> 00:24:19,956 Ariel used to call me babe. 388 00:24:20,076 --> 00:24:21,036 Everything I've done, 389 00:24:21,196 --> 00:24:23,556 I've done because I love you and I want to save you. 390 00:24:23,716 --> 00:24:26,556 The bunker is real and it's your only hope. 391 00:24:26,676 --> 00:24:28,556 I know where it is, you don't. 392 00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:30,036 And Frankie? 393 00:24:31,836 --> 00:24:34,276 We can make another Frankie. 394 00:24:34,396 --> 00:24:36,156 Our daughter, not his. 395 00:24:37,316 --> 00:24:39,676 I love you. 396 00:24:39,796 --> 00:24:42,676 And I know we can make this work. 397 00:24:42,796 --> 00:24:44,676 Ariel... 398 00:24:46,756 --> 00:24:48,156 ... I'd rather die. 399 00:24:51,036 --> 00:24:53,676 - No! - THEY YELL 400 00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:25,155 _ 401 00:25:25,156 --> 00:25:27,836 Come on, Layla, please. Please, please. 402 00:25:29,436 --> 00:25:30,516 Jamie, love. 403 00:25:32,116 --> 00:25:33,876 We need to go back. 404 00:25:36,676 --> 00:25:38,036 It's over. 405 00:25:42,036 --> 00:25:43,676 You've got to think about Frankie. 406 00:25:45,636 --> 00:25:47,396 It's time to let Layla go. 407 00:26:06,276 --> 00:26:07,956 Dad, why aren't we moving? 408 00:26:13,756 --> 00:26:15,076 We're going to the bunker. 409 00:26:15,196 --> 00:26:18,436 Dad, I don't understand. 410 00:26:18,556 --> 00:26:19,556 What are you doing? 411 00:26:25,836 --> 00:26:26,796 She's there! 412 00:26:35,396 --> 00:26:36,716 Mummy, run! 413 00:26:48,276 --> 00:26:49,356 Jamie! 414 00:26:57,916 --> 00:27:00,476 Rajesh, honey, please look at me. 415 00:27:05,436 --> 00:27:07,556 He was going to die anyway, right? 416 00:27:11,356 --> 00:27:13,116 I thought it was kind of bad ass. 417 00:27:13,236 --> 00:27:14,396 Don't say that! 418 00:27:17,996 --> 00:27:18,996 He didn't mean that. 419 00:27:19,156 --> 00:27:21,916 LEANNE AND ARNIE: If you hadn't have done it, I would have. 420 00:27:22,036 --> 00:27:23,756 Well, General, 421 00:27:23,916 --> 00:27:26,356 looks like you and me have a few similarities. 422 00:27:30,076 --> 00:27:34,116 Yes, we made it! Up yours, universe. 423 00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:37,356 We are going to survive! 424 00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:41,036 (No... ) 425 00:27:47,436 --> 00:27:48,436 No! 426 00:27:50,196 --> 00:27:51,636 Is there another bridge? 427 00:27:51,756 --> 00:27:52,676 Not for miles. 428 00:27:54,196 --> 00:27:56,476 We wouldn't get there in time. 429 00:27:56,596 --> 00:27:58,196 Is anyone good at swimming? 430 00:27:59,876 --> 00:28:01,436 Not even doggy paddle. 431 00:28:02,516 --> 00:28:04,036 I can swim with armbands. 432 00:28:05,596 --> 00:28:07,076 But I forgot my armbands. 433 00:28:12,516 --> 00:28:14,036 Well, that's that, then. 434 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:18,756 At least we're all together, eh? 435 00:28:21,916 --> 00:28:22,876 Sorry. 436 00:28:31,996 --> 00:28:35,156 No, this is not happening. 437 00:28:36,276 --> 00:28:39,036 I'm not dying here, 438 00:28:39,156 --> 00:28:41,916 within sight of where I need to be! 439 00:28:42,036 --> 00:28:44,156 It's there! Right there! 440 00:28:45,516 --> 00:28:47,276 You... 441 00:28:47,396 --> 00:28:49,156 Thames... 442 00:28:49,276 --> 00:28:50,956 get out of my way. 443 00:28:52,156 --> 00:28:54,196 Get out of my fucking way! 444 00:28:57,476 --> 00:29:00,796 I... command you! 445 00:29:02,396 --> 00:29:05,036 I command you. 446 00:29:05,156 --> 00:29:07,196 I command you! 447 00:29:07,316 --> 00:29:09,756 I command you. 448 00:29:11,116 --> 00:29:12,076 Please! 449 00:29:13,476 --> 00:29:16,396 Please, get out of my way. 450 00:29:16,516 --> 00:29:17,676 Just... 451 00:29:18,956 --> 00:29:20,956 ... don't be there any more. 452 00:29:26,876 --> 00:29:30,436 (Please, just get out of the way!) 453 00:29:34,836 --> 00:29:37,316 JAMIE SOBS 454 00:29:44,476 --> 00:29:45,436 Jamie... 455 00:29:50,476 --> 00:29:51,556 Jamie. 456 00:29:55,556 --> 00:29:56,876 Sorry. 457 00:29:58,156 --> 00:30:00,156 That wasn't very dignified, was it? 458 00:30:02,916 --> 00:30:05,276 Where's that stiff upper lip when you need it? 459 00:30:09,596 --> 00:30:10,556 What? 460 00:30:24,557 --> 00:30:27,353 _ 461 00:30:32,489 --> 00:30:35,489 Come on, let's go. Let's go. 462 00:30:35,609 --> 00:30:38,209 Wait, Rhonda. Rhonda! 463 00:30:38,329 --> 00:30:39,729 Good luck in there. 464 00:30:39,849 --> 00:30:41,449 What? You're not coming in? 465 00:30:41,569 --> 00:30:42,889 No. 466 00:30:43,049 --> 00:30:45,649 Are you insane? You came all this way just to give up? 467 00:30:45,809 --> 00:30:47,929 We're not following you inside, right? 468 00:30:49,009 --> 00:30:50,129 Actually, no. 469 00:30:50,289 --> 00:30:52,609 I agree with your sister. Rhonda, give me a hand! 470 00:30:52,729 --> 00:30:54,289 What?! No, Arnie, you promised. 471 00:30:54,409 --> 00:30:55,649 Scotty, you married a fighter. 472 00:30:55,809 --> 00:30:57,249 Did you think I'm going to let you die? 473 00:30:57,369 --> 00:30:58,949 - No, no! - Come on! 474 00:30:58,950 --> 00:30:59,950 Shut up, Scotty. 475 00:30:59,969 --> 00:31:01,369 We killed people! 476 00:31:16,529 --> 00:31:18,969 MONKEY SQUEALS 477 00:31:19,089 --> 00:31:20,969 Please tell me that ain't staying. 478 00:31:24,689 --> 00:31:25,809 Let's go. 479 00:31:39,049 --> 00:31:41,849 OK, we're going to get you down here, you're going to be fine. 480 00:31:41,969 --> 00:31:43,449 Then you can rest up. 481 00:31:43,649 --> 00:31:45,929 Come on. Let's go. 482 00:31:46,049 --> 00:31:47,449 Here, get down here. 483 00:31:51,329 --> 00:31:54,329 Hey, hey. I'm doing this because I love you. 484 00:31:54,449 --> 00:31:56,089 Maybe one day you'll forgive me. 485 00:31:57,169 --> 00:31:58,529 Rhonda... 486 00:31:58,649 --> 00:32:00,849 is that really you? 487 00:32:00,969 --> 00:32:03,489 All grown up! 488 00:32:03,609 --> 00:32:05,889 I'm so happy you're here. 489 00:32:06,009 --> 00:32:08,449 Give your mum a hug. 490 00:32:09,809 --> 00:32:11,009 A hug?! 491 00:32:12,849 --> 00:32:14,089 You want a hug? 492 00:32:15,729 --> 00:32:17,929 Suddenly you're the touchy-feely type? 493 00:32:19,569 --> 00:32:21,449 You abandoned us. 494 00:32:21,569 --> 00:32:22,809 You killed Dad. 495 00:32:22,929 --> 00:32:24,889 You died in a plane crash. 496 00:32:25,049 --> 00:32:28,129 Me and Scotty, we were five. We had nothing. 497 00:32:28,249 --> 00:32:30,689 Eight foster homes in 13 years. 498 00:32:30,849 --> 00:32:34,769 Why? Because we were penniless fucking orphans, that's why. 499 00:32:34,889 --> 00:32:37,209 Oh, but apparently we weren't. 500 00:32:37,369 --> 00:32:39,649 Apparently, you were alive the whole time 501 00:32:39,769 --> 00:32:40,889 and really rich. 502 00:32:41,049 --> 00:32:44,529 Rich enough to have servants and whatever the hell this place is. 503 00:32:44,649 --> 00:32:46,889 You don't get a hug. 504 00:32:47,009 --> 00:32:48,409 No, we're not at hugs yet. 505 00:32:48,569 --> 00:32:51,209 We're still at explaining and shouting. 506 00:32:56,569 --> 00:32:58,689 A rock's hit the entrance. 507 00:32:58,849 --> 00:33:01,569 We've got a problem, we need some help up here. 508 00:33:07,009 --> 00:33:09,729 This isn't right. This shouldn't be happening. 509 00:33:09,889 --> 00:33:13,689 I'm sure there's perfectly rational, weather-based explanation. 510 00:33:13,809 --> 00:33:16,489 Weird winds or something. 511 00:33:16,609 --> 00:33:18,409 Weird winds?! 512 00:33:18,529 --> 00:33:21,369 It's a miracle, Jamie! 513 00:33:21,529 --> 00:33:26,649 A Charlton blooody Heston type miracle. 514 00:33:26,769 --> 00:33:29,409 You really are the son of God! 515 00:33:29,529 --> 00:33:31,089 Mum, can we not do this now? 516 00:33:31,209 --> 00:33:33,169 My little Scotty, teddy bear. 517 00:33:35,649 --> 00:33:38,129 My God, all that blood. What happened? 518 00:33:40,449 --> 00:33:43,929 I understand you're suspicious of me. 519 00:33:44,089 --> 00:33:47,689 But there's always two sides to every story. 520 00:33:49,769 --> 00:33:51,329 Yeah, OK. But... 521 00:33:51,449 --> 00:33:55,009 I'm really a very caring person. 522 00:33:55,129 --> 00:33:56,249 Yeah, the thing is, 523 00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:59,449 your monkey's kind of sticking its finger in my wound. 524 00:33:59,569 --> 00:34:01,169 Malcolm, don't do that. 525 00:34:01,289 --> 00:34:02,409 Bad boy. 526 00:34:02,529 --> 00:34:04,689 Shall Mama give you some num-nums? 527 00:34:04,809 --> 00:34:06,449 Hmm? Shall she? 528 00:34:06,609 --> 00:34:08,769 Come along, then, follow me, little man. 529 00:34:12,929 --> 00:34:14,289 Psst. Hey! 530 00:34:14,409 --> 00:34:16,649 Don't trust the monkey. 531 00:34:16,769 --> 00:34:18,249 The monkey's pure evil. 532 00:34:18,369 --> 00:34:20,809 Please, listen to me! 533 00:34:24,009 --> 00:34:28,449 - No! It's not shutting. - What? 534 00:34:28,569 --> 00:34:30,249 What's wrong? 535 00:34:32,049 --> 00:34:33,769 It's jammed. It ain't budging. 536 00:34:33,889 --> 00:34:35,769 EXPLOSION 537 00:34:39,049 --> 00:34:43,249 - Somebody drives that truck into it, that might do it. - Yeah! 538 00:34:43,409 --> 00:34:46,689 Yeah, but how does the driver get back inside? 539 00:34:48,489 --> 00:34:50,209 They don't, hon. 540 00:34:50,329 --> 00:34:52,889 They'd be sacrificing themselves. 541 00:34:58,409 --> 00:35:00,009 I'm going to do it. 542 00:35:00,129 --> 00:35:01,129 I want to do it! 543 00:35:01,249 --> 00:35:03,009 No, I'm dying. I'll do it. 544 00:35:03,129 --> 00:35:04,529 No! 545 00:35:04,649 --> 00:35:06,169 Not you! 546 00:35:06,289 --> 00:35:07,769 And not you! 547 00:35:07,889 --> 00:35:09,649 Hey, come on! Oh... 548 00:35:09,809 --> 00:35:12,969 I'm sorry, but you're not a member of this family. 549 00:35:13,129 --> 00:35:15,809 You're an outsider, you're going to stay outside. 550 00:35:15,929 --> 00:35:18,569 Rhonda. Rhonda, please. Stop. 551 00:35:19,689 --> 00:35:20,988 I'm not letting you go. 552 00:35:20,989 --> 00:35:23,089 - Why won't you fight for me? - I am. 553 00:35:23,809 --> 00:35:26,409 I am saving the woman I love. 554 00:35:27,569 --> 00:35:30,209 Don't be Leanne, don't be your mum, be you. 555 00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:32,449 I can't. 556 00:35:32,569 --> 00:35:33,529 Not without you. 557 00:35:34,769 --> 00:35:36,769 Honey, you don't know the pain I'm in. 558 00:35:38,129 --> 00:35:39,689 It's only going to get worse. 559 00:35:43,089 --> 00:35:45,289 If you love me, let me go. Please. 560 00:35:48,289 --> 00:35:50,569 SHE SOBS 561 00:35:58,769 --> 00:36:00,169 Spike, get in here. 562 00:36:06,689 --> 00:36:08,769 You have to get in now. Go on. 563 00:36:11,529 --> 00:36:13,529 - Mum... Mum! - It's time to go in. 564 00:36:13,689 --> 00:36:17,209 - No, no. - Mum, come on. There's no time, we have to go. 565 00:36:17,329 --> 00:36:18,489 We have to. 566 00:36:18,609 --> 00:36:20,209 No! No! 567 00:36:22,729 --> 00:36:23,889 No... 568 00:36:27,009 --> 00:36:28,169 No! No! 569 00:36:30,129 --> 00:36:32,729 SHE WAILS 570 00:36:45,609 --> 00:36:47,729 ENGINE REVS 571 00:36:58,609 --> 00:37:00,369 No, this can't be happening! 572 00:37:00,489 --> 00:37:02,729 Come on! 573 00:37:02,730 --> 00:37:03,930 _ 574 00:37:04,089 --> 00:37:06,609 Yes! Up yours, apocalypse! 575 00:37:12,409 --> 00:37:13,809 Help! 576 00:37:15,089 --> 00:37:16,449 I need you to help me. 577 00:37:16,569 --> 00:37:18,129 Jamie, come on. Get in. 578 00:37:18,289 --> 00:37:20,009 They're going to die unless you help me. 579 00:37:20,129 --> 00:37:21,729 The door doesn't lock. 580 00:37:21,889 --> 00:37:23,889 If you want them to live, you have to help me. 581 00:37:25,289 --> 00:37:27,689 Go in, I'm right behind you. I promise. 582 00:37:31,409 --> 00:37:33,329 I need to drive this into the door to lock it, 583 00:37:33,489 --> 00:37:36,209 - but the truck won't move. See? - HE TRIES TO DRIVE 584 00:37:38,529 --> 00:37:41,409 I can see it. There's something wedged underneath. 585 00:37:57,329 --> 00:37:58,889 Come on, move! 586 00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:32,409 You must be with Jamie. 587 00:38:32,529 --> 00:38:34,449 Where is he? 588 00:38:34,569 --> 00:38:36,209 Shutting the door. 589 00:38:37,689 --> 00:38:40,929 Oh, and you must be my great-granddaughter. 590 00:38:42,049 --> 00:38:44,049 Aren't you a peach?! 591 00:38:45,529 --> 00:38:46,689 You're weird. 592 00:38:55,089 --> 00:38:56,889 It's clear, that should do it. 593 00:38:57,009 --> 00:38:58,129 OK, go on. Get in there. 594 00:38:58,249 --> 00:38:59,689 What about you? 595 00:38:59,809 --> 00:39:00,729 Just go. 596 00:39:01,849 --> 00:39:02,809 Go! 597 00:39:18,529 --> 00:39:20,769 ENGINE REVS 598 00:39:48,649 --> 00:39:49,649 LAYLA: Baby, thank God! 599 00:39:49,769 --> 00:39:52,569 Perfect. They're all here. 600 00:39:55,049 --> 00:39:57,329 Yeah, but now we have too many. 601 00:39:57,489 --> 00:39:59,169 (We don't have enough food and water.) 602 00:39:59,289 --> 00:40:01,369 Give it time. 603 00:40:01,489 --> 00:40:04,289 Then we can dump the peripherals. 604 00:40:07,889 --> 00:40:09,489 Are you OK? 605 00:40:09,609 --> 00:40:11,129 We made it! 606 00:40:11,249 --> 00:40:12,969 Ariel! 607 00:40:13,089 --> 00:40:14,369 Hey, hey! 608 00:40:14,529 --> 00:40:16,409 You son of a bitch, you left me to die. 609 00:40:16,529 --> 00:40:19,489 Oi, oi, oi, back off, face ache. 610 00:40:19,609 --> 00:40:21,169 He's not Ariel, 611 00:40:21,289 --> 00:40:23,049 he's the son of God. 612 00:40:24,609 --> 00:40:27,329 I think maybe we're all getting off on the wrong foot here. 613 00:40:27,449 --> 00:40:28,969 Oh, you think? 614 00:40:29,089 --> 00:40:31,249 Ariel's my twin. 615 00:40:31,369 --> 00:40:34,249 But he's dead. Gone. 616 00:40:34,369 --> 00:40:36,169 I'm Jamie. 617 00:40:36,289 --> 00:40:37,889 Lovely to meet you. 618 00:40:38,049 --> 00:40:40,449 Well, I'm going to shoot you, Jamie, how does that sound? 619 00:40:40,569 --> 00:40:42,249 I'd rather you didn't. 620 00:40:42,409 --> 00:40:45,489 And I'm sure we're all going to get to know each other really well. 621 00:40:46,929 --> 00:40:49,129 DOOR SLAMS 622 00:40:51,889 --> 00:40:55,609 Given how, you know, we're stuck together. 623 00:40:56,809 --> 00:40:58,809 TV: One minute now, one minute. 624 00:41:00,049 --> 00:41:01,289 It's time. 625 00:41:04,409 --> 00:41:06,529 Yeah, it's judgment day. 626 00:41:06,649 --> 00:41:08,929 The actual apocalypse. 627 00:41:09,049 --> 00:41:10,689 And where am I? 628 00:41:10,849 --> 00:41:13,529 These pictures coming live to us from Hubble... 629 00:41:13,689 --> 00:41:16,369 Round my nan's, watching it on telly. 630 00:41:18,689 --> 00:41:19,969 I know what you're thinking. 631 00:41:20,129 --> 00:41:21,889 "Cheer up, you're one of the lucky ones." 632 00:41:22,009 --> 00:41:23,969 My question is, am I? 633 00:41:24,089 --> 00:41:25,129 Please! 634 00:41:25,249 --> 00:41:27,169 Please, get me out of here! 635 00:41:27,329 --> 00:41:30,489 I mean, have you seen the freaks I'm stuck with? 636 00:41:30,649 --> 00:41:34,449 TV: We've got a live feeds here from Times Square, Beijing 637 00:41:34,969 --> 00:41:37,009 and Jerusalem, there. 638 00:41:37,169 --> 00:41:41,489 I can't see me loving nobody but you... 639 00:41:41,609 --> 00:41:44,409 A few minutes ago, I was a dead man. 640 00:41:44,529 --> 00:41:46,329 Now, suddenly, I've got a future. 641 00:41:46,449 --> 00:41:49,689 The skies'll be blue 642 00:41:49,809 --> 00:41:52,209 For all my life... 643 00:41:52,369 --> 00:41:55,489 TV: It's time to brace ourselves to say goodbye. 644 00:41:55,649 --> 00:41:59,889 Thank you all for watching. I hope we'll meet again. 645 00:42:00,009 --> 00:42:02,089 The only one for me is you 646 00:42:02,209 --> 00:42:04,049 And you for me 647 00:42:04,169 --> 00:42:08,109 So happy together 648 00:42:08,769 --> 00:42:12,929 I can't see me loving nobody but you 649 00:42:13,849 --> 00:42:16,889 For all my life 650 00:42:17,049 --> 00:42:21,429 When you're with me, baby, the skies'll be blue 651 00:42:22,249 --> 00:42:25,769 For all my life... 652 00:42:25,889 --> 00:42:28,049 Mum, don't watch. 653 00:42:28,169 --> 00:42:31,569 Please, look at me, Mum. 654 00:42:31,689 --> 00:42:32,729 Keep looking at me. 655 00:42:32,849 --> 00:42:34,409 The only one for me is you 656 00:42:34,529 --> 00:42:35,969 And you for me 657 00:42:36,089 --> 00:42:41,249 So happy together... 658 00:42:44,209 --> 00:42:46,929 Open the door, please! 659 00:42:48,449 --> 00:42:49,489 It's me! 660 00:42:51,529 --> 00:42:53,049 I was helping you! 661 00:42:54,889 --> 00:42:57,889 He hit me, took my clothes. Open the door! 662 00:42:58,009 --> 00:42:59,409 It's too late. 663 00:43:00,729 --> 00:43:01,689 It's over. 664 00:43:03,329 --> 00:43:06,769 But I'm Jamie. I'm the real Jamie! 665 00:43:08,009 --> 00:43:11,549 MUSIC DROWNS SHOUTS 666 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:36,000 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 667 00:43:36,050 --> 00:43:40,600 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 45042