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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,178 --> 00:00:02,640 Previously on "Wrecked"... 2 00:00:02,665 --> 00:00:03,921 Are you friends flirting? 3 00:00:03,938 --> 00:00:04,891 - We're not flirting. - We're talking. 4 00:00:04,916 --> 00:00:06,553 Oh, my God. You're flirting! 5 00:00:06,578 --> 00:00:08,272 I've been looking everywhere for you. 6 00:00:08,297 --> 00:00:09,899 I've just been hanging out with Florence. 7 00:00:09,923 --> 00:00:12,327 If that boat leaves, we die here. 8 00:00:12,352 --> 00:00:14,328 I got to bang one of these pirates. 9 00:00:14,353 --> 00:00:14,992 What?! 10 00:00:15,017 --> 00:00:16,677 I think I can get you on that boat, 11 00:00:16,702 --> 00:00:18,460 but, uh, I'm gonna want to do both of you. 12 00:00:18,485 --> 00:00:19,546 - Oh. - Oh, no. 13 00:00:19,571 --> 00:00:21,031 - Whoo! - Aah! 14 00:00:21,056 --> 00:00:22,656 The pirates... they're gonna kill us! 15 00:00:22,681 --> 00:00:24,380 They're gonna harvest our organs and sell them. 16 00:00:24,405 --> 00:00:26,367 - How did you guys find this out? - Never mind! 17 00:00:26,392 --> 00:00:28,155 Steve: I thought The Barracuda was a good person, 18 00:00:28,180 --> 00:00:30,266 but I've been sleeping with a monster! 19 00:00:30,291 --> 00:00:32,492 We're all gonna die! 20 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:36,803 Together: ? Bringing in the corn ? 21 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:39,529 ? Bringing in the corn ? 22 00:00:39,554 --> 00:00:42,555 ? We labor for the harvest ? 23 00:00:42,580 --> 00:00:44,007 ? Bringing in the corn ? 24 00:00:44,039 --> 00:00:45,271 Father Daddy: There it is. 25 00:00:45,307 --> 00:00:47,958 ? Bringing in the corn ? 26 00:00:47,983 --> 00:00:50,515 ? Bringing in the corn ? 27 00:00:50,540 --> 00:00:53,797 ? We labor for the harvest ? 28 00:00:53,822 --> 00:00:57,671 ? Bringing in the corn ? 29 00:00:57,992 --> 00:01:00,227 My children, your Father Daddy 30 00:01:00,252 --> 00:01:02,820 is filled to the brim with exuberance. 31 00:01:02,859 --> 00:01:05,827 For upon us is the harvest, 32 00:01:05,862 --> 00:01:09,789 and the harvest is our salvation. 33 00:01:09,814 --> 00:01:13,054 It is why we have no friends, no family. 34 00:01:13,193 --> 00:01:15,233 Only harvest. 35 00:01:17,125 --> 00:01:19,893 [Dramatic music plays] 36 00:01:21,089 --> 00:01:22,689 What the [bleep] is this? 37 00:01:22,714 --> 00:01:24,848 What is this, corn silk? 38 00:01:24,873 --> 00:01:26,163 Who shucked this?! 39 00:01:26,188 --> 00:01:27,789 [Gasps] 40 00:01:29,266 --> 00:01:32,192 It's an abomination! You ungrateful devil! 41 00:01:32,521 --> 00:01:34,755 Here I am, providing for this family, 42 00:01:34,780 --> 00:01:37,255 making room in my bed for all the women, 43 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:40,310 for your sisters and your mother and your mother's sisters. 44 00:01:40,335 --> 00:01:44,776 Sister Mercy, tonight after lights out, we're leaving. 45 00:01:44,801 --> 00:01:47,566 How? We're supposed to be in bed after lights out. 46 00:01:47,591 --> 00:01:51,349 Right. But we won't be in bed... 47 00:01:51,374 --> 00:01:53,968 - because we'll be escaping. - But that's against the rules. 48 00:01:53,993 --> 00:01:55,968 I ought to take your hands and your tiny little ding-dong 49 00:01:55,993 --> 00:01:57,226 and stick 'em in the thresher! 50 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:58,944 Father Daddy is a monster. 51 00:01:59,843 --> 00:02:01,576 Are you coming or not? 52 00:02:01,878 --> 00:02:05,246 Sister Mercy, why have you stopped shucking your corn?! 53 00:02:05,271 --> 00:02:06,827 I'm sorry, Father Daddy. 54 00:02:06,852 --> 00:02:10,298 ? 55 00:02:11,759 --> 00:02:14,026 Owen: I don't know about you guys, I'm partial to my kidneys. 56 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:15,108 I'd like to keep them. 57 00:02:15,133 --> 00:02:17,850 So, clearly, if we don't get off this island right now, 58 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:20,076 - we are all gonna die. - [People murmuring] 59 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:22,172 All right, well, then what the hell should we do? 60 00:02:22,197 --> 00:02:23,093 I got a plan. 61 00:02:23,321 --> 00:02:27,233 We find some liquor, and we drink hard... 62 00:02:27,258 --> 00:02:28,358 destroy our kidneys. 63 00:02:28,383 --> 00:02:30,068 That way, they're worthless. 64 00:02:33,165 --> 00:02:35,092 What are you, stupid?! That's a terrible idea! 65 00:02:35,117 --> 00:02:36,601 Jess: That's your liver, not your kidneys. 66 00:02:36,626 --> 00:02:38,804 Okay, we need an actual plan. 67 00:02:38,829 --> 00:02:41,413 Steve, you spent some time in the pirates' camp. 68 00:02:41,438 --> 00:02:44,181 Is there anything that you can think of that might be helpful? 69 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:45,421 I don't know. 70 00:02:45,446 --> 00:02:47,267 I was mostly in The Barracuda's tent 71 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,421 just having nonstop, crazy sex. 72 00:02:49,446 --> 00:02:51,046 - How? - Hell, yeah. 73 00:02:51,071 --> 00:02:53,538 Come on, Steve. There's got to be something, anything. 74 00:02:53,977 --> 00:02:56,344 ? 75 00:02:56,770 --> 00:02:59,220 [Dramatic beat] 76 00:03:02,626 --> 00:03:04,259 There's a gun box near the tree line. 77 00:03:04,986 --> 00:03:07,163 It always has two guards. 78 00:03:08,125 --> 00:03:10,499 The boat is in the cove. There's at least one guard there. 79 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:13,249 But the key to the boat is in The Barracuda's tent. 80 00:03:13,415 --> 00:03:15,429 And she's definitely gonna be inside. 81 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:17,200 ? 82 00:03:17,874 --> 00:03:20,407 But if we can take the guns and the boat simultaneously, 83 00:03:20,443 --> 00:03:21,876 we'd control the island. 84 00:03:22,091 --> 00:03:24,747 Control the island, control the ship. 85 00:03:27,527 --> 00:03:30,115 Holy shit. Good plan, Steve. 86 00:03:30,140 --> 00:03:30,835 Really? 87 00:03:30,860 --> 00:03:32,560 Almost makes me forget you're a murderer. 88 00:03:32,585 --> 00:03:34,217 Wow. Thank you very much. 89 00:03:34,242 --> 00:03:35,866 Just... Just trying to help out. 90 00:03:35,891 --> 00:03:37,657 So we'll split up, take 'em out all at once. 91 00:03:37,682 --> 00:03:39,081 Who's gonna take out The Barracuda? 92 00:03:39,106 --> 00:03:40,014 Karen: I'll do it. 93 00:03:40,039 --> 00:03:42,350 ? 94 00:03:48,348 --> 00:03:50,840 I'll take out Father Daddy. 95 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:55,207 - What? - What? 96 00:03:55,232 --> 00:03:56,865 - What? - What? 97 00:03:58,025 --> 00:03:59,491 What?! 98 00:03:59,548 --> 00:04:02,391 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 99 00:04:02,746 --> 00:04:04,517 Owen: Okay, here's the plan. 100 00:04:04,542 --> 00:04:07,345 I'll go for the guns. Danny, you want to be with me? 101 00:04:07,369 --> 00:04:09,903 Of course, buddy. Dream Team... Danny and Owen. 102 00:04:09,928 --> 00:04:11,060 Classic pairing. 103 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,712 - And maybe Florence? - What now? 104 00:04:12,737 --> 00:04:13,618 I'm in. 105 00:04:13,643 --> 00:04:15,501 All right, Jess and I will take the boat. 106 00:04:15,771 --> 00:04:16,970 That's Barracuda's tent. 107 00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:19,262 - No, that's the boat. - No, that's the boat. 108 00:04:19,287 --> 00:04:21,743 Why the hell did you make them all beer bottles then? 109 00:04:21,768 --> 00:04:23,453 Because I don't know how to make dioramas! 110 00:04:23,478 --> 00:04:24,306 I'm freaking out! 111 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:25,887 Okay, what about the other pirates? 112 00:04:25,912 --> 00:04:27,657 I'll put a team together. 113 00:04:27,682 --> 00:04:30,382 But do I have a license to kill? 114 00:04:30,407 --> 00:04:32,707 What? No, there's no license to kill. 115 00:04:32,732 --> 00:04:34,231 Keeping the government out of it... that's smart. 116 00:04:34,256 --> 00:04:36,931 No, I just mean don't kill anyone unless you have to. 117 00:04:36,956 --> 00:04:38,770 Just, you know, conk 'em. 118 00:04:38,795 --> 00:04:41,876 What if I conk someone so hard they accidentally die? 119 00:04:41,901 --> 00:04:43,743 We get it, Bruce. You want to kill people. 120 00:04:43,768 --> 00:04:45,535 Everybody, let's just do our best. 121 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,610 Todd: Let's do this! Come on! 122 00:04:47,635 --> 00:04:50,665 [Indistinct chatter] 123 00:04:51,615 --> 00:04:54,290 ? 124 00:04:56,248 --> 00:04:58,882 [Whispering] I don't know why we need Florence with us. 125 00:04:58,907 --> 00:05:01,306 You and I, man... We're the Dream Team. 126 00:05:01,331 --> 00:05:02,827 [Whispering] Dream Team... what... what is that? 127 00:05:02,852 --> 00:05:04,785 "What is that"? It's us! 128 00:05:04,810 --> 00:05:07,149 I have never heard you say that before today. 129 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:09,407 [Whispering] Looks like it's only one guard. 130 00:05:10,207 --> 00:05:12,329 Wow. Great counting, Florence. 131 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:13,782 So glad you're with us. 132 00:05:13,807 --> 00:05:16,808 We just need a distraction. 133 00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:18,292 I have an idea. 134 00:05:18,317 --> 00:05:20,056 I'm not proud of this, 135 00:05:20,081 --> 00:05:22,915 but it's gotten me out of a lot of traffic tickets. 136 00:05:22,940 --> 00:05:26,608 Oh! Hey, Florence, I don't think you have to do anything. 137 00:05:26,633 --> 00:05:28,299 Oh, no, no, no. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 138 00:05:28,334 --> 00:05:29,829 I do it all the time. 139 00:05:29,854 --> 00:05:32,517 ? 140 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:35,300 Get ready to conk, boys, 141 00:05:35,325 --> 00:05:38,134 'cause that pirate's about to be super distracted. 142 00:05:38,159 --> 00:05:39,325 Gross. 143 00:05:39,350 --> 00:05:42,813 ? 144 00:05:44,237 --> 00:05:47,998 Oh, my God! Where's my freaking bra?! 145 00:05:48,023 --> 00:05:50,017 Where the freak is it?! 146 00:05:50,042 --> 00:05:52,437 Calm down, lady. What's going on? 147 00:05:52,462 --> 00:05:54,188 I can't find my bra! 148 00:05:54,213 --> 00:05:57,081 Have you see it?! I just had it! 149 00:05:57,118 --> 00:05:58,330 I always put it on before 150 00:05:58,355 --> 00:06:00,057 - my shirts or my dresses. - Let... Let... Let's go. 151 00:06:00,081 --> 00:06:03,671 I'm a feminist, but I have a lot of freakin' sheer tops! 152 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,165 - I can't find it! - Oh! 153 00:06:05,367 --> 00:06:09,384 - Wha! - Oh, nice! [Laughs] 154 00:06:09,409 --> 00:06:12,076 Freakin' told you that works every time. 155 00:06:12,101 --> 00:06:14,202 - That works every time? - Oh, yeah. 156 00:06:14,227 --> 00:06:15,393 - On who? - Everyone. 157 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:16,557 - Everyone? - Oh, yeah. 158 00:06:16,582 --> 00:06:19,065 Waiters, bartenders, cops, pilots. 159 00:06:19,090 --> 00:06:21,112 Guys! The gun box is locked. 160 00:06:21,137 --> 00:06:24,417 [Gasps] The key is probably in one of these pockets. 161 00:06:24,442 --> 00:06:25,737 It's a combo lock. 162 00:06:26,329 --> 00:06:29,363 ? 163 00:06:42,344 --> 00:06:44,679 Oh, hi, Karen. What are you doing? 164 00:06:45,210 --> 00:06:48,024 I, um... You know, I came up with the plan, 165 00:06:48,049 --> 00:06:49,694 and everyone said I did a great job, 166 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:51,815 so I'm just gonna hang in the pit 167 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:54,656 and, you know, wait for it all to play out. 168 00:06:55,135 --> 00:06:56,844 All right, I'll see you in a minute. 169 00:06:56,869 --> 00:06:58,669 No, you're coming with me. 170 00:06:58,977 --> 00:07:00,969 Uh, I can't come with you 171 00:07:00,994 --> 00:07:03,434 'cause The Barracuda said she'd murder me, so it's not really... 172 00:07:03,459 --> 00:07:05,758 Aah! That's my fatty neck skin! 173 00:07:05,783 --> 00:07:07,346 ? 174 00:07:08,369 --> 00:07:10,149 I'll be damned. 175 00:07:10,174 --> 00:07:12,938 Look who it is, Jess... our pirate. 176 00:07:12,963 --> 00:07:14,792 [Whispering] Okay, when we start kissing him, 177 00:07:14,817 --> 00:07:16,450 you give him a conk, okay? 178 00:07:16,475 --> 00:07:18,594 Kiss then conk... got it. 179 00:07:18,619 --> 00:07:20,263 - Wait, what? - No time to explain. 180 00:07:20,288 --> 00:07:21,696 - Move out. - What do you mean? 181 00:07:21,721 --> 00:07:23,087 Shit! 182 00:07:24,071 --> 00:07:26,063 What's up, dude? 183 00:07:26,899 --> 00:07:28,617 Well, well, well. 184 00:07:28,642 --> 00:07:31,376 Look what the sex cat dragged in. 185 00:07:31,401 --> 00:07:32,700 My favorite couple. 186 00:07:32,725 --> 00:07:35,259 We were just talking about how freakin' rad 187 00:07:35,284 --> 00:07:37,551 it's gonna be when we're all on that boat together. 188 00:07:37,576 --> 00:07:38,774 Oh, you bet. 189 00:07:38,799 --> 00:07:42,657 You guys ever had sex on a waterbed... on the water? 190 00:07:42,682 --> 00:07:45,055 No. But we want to. 191 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:46,612 Oh, me too. 192 00:07:46,637 --> 00:07:48,470 Man, I gotta get a waterbed. 193 00:07:49,073 --> 00:07:51,282 You know, we were just thinking, like, 194 00:07:51,535 --> 00:07:55,400 why do we have to wait till we're on the boat, you know? 195 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,366 You guys want me to fool around... 196 00:08:00,391 --> 00:08:02,624 while I'm on the clock? 197 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:05,133 Are you trying to get me killed?! 198 00:08:07,643 --> 00:08:09,575 Oh, God. 199 00:08:10,492 --> 00:08:12,726 [Whispers] 'Cause that sounds so hot. 200 00:08:12,751 --> 00:08:13,950 [Soft music plays] 201 00:08:13,975 --> 00:08:16,148 Okay, yeah, let's do that. 202 00:08:16,173 --> 00:08:18,383 Oh! Mm. 203 00:08:18,408 --> 00:08:19,867 Mm. 204 00:08:19,892 --> 00:08:23,047 What the [bleep] 205 00:08:23,072 --> 00:08:25,688 ? 206 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:29,805 My God. Owen, how hard did you hit this guy? 207 00:08:29,830 --> 00:08:32,804 I don't know. I must be pretty strong. 208 00:08:32,829 --> 00:08:35,263 [Branch snaps] 209 00:08:35,288 --> 00:08:37,483 Ooh! 210 00:08:37,508 --> 00:08:39,969 - Oh, shit! - Aah! 211 00:08:39,994 --> 00:08:42,339 - Why does it sound like that? - He has no tongue! 212 00:08:42,364 --> 00:08:44,055 Oh, that's so sad! 213 00:08:44,183 --> 00:08:47,227 Oh, God, he's gonna go tell The Barracuda... somehow! 214 00:08:47,252 --> 00:08:49,016 You guys get the gun box to the boat. 215 00:08:49,041 --> 00:08:50,240 I'll meet you there. 216 00:08:50,422 --> 00:08:52,022 ? 217 00:08:52,047 --> 00:08:54,372 [Grunting] Ow. 218 00:08:56,037 --> 00:08:57,604 [Grunts] Ow. 219 00:08:57,629 --> 00:08:59,502 Oh, that... 220 00:09:00,037 --> 00:09:01,571 Oh, my God. This is sharp. 221 00:09:01,596 --> 00:09:03,544 ? 222 00:09:04,098 --> 00:09:05,598 [Grunting] Move! 223 00:09:05,623 --> 00:09:07,344 Oh! 224 00:09:07,369 --> 00:09:10,203 Well, howdy, there, Barracuda. 225 00:09:10,228 --> 00:09:12,791 Karen, no. 226 00:09:12,816 --> 00:09:14,878 Whatever you're gonna do, just don't do it. 227 00:09:14,903 --> 00:09:16,503 What the hell is this? 228 00:09:16,528 --> 00:09:18,069 - I caught a rat. - Oh! 229 00:09:18,094 --> 00:09:19,431 Oh, yeah, that's right. 230 00:09:19,456 --> 00:09:21,821 He spilled all the beans. 231 00:09:21,846 --> 00:09:24,540 Told us about your little plan, too. 232 00:09:24,627 --> 00:09:26,660 Take us out, harvest our organs. 233 00:09:26,685 --> 00:09:28,149 Karen, No! 234 00:09:28,174 --> 00:09:30,345 Why are you telling her this?! 235 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:33,452 Why are you telling me this? 236 00:09:33,477 --> 00:09:35,744 Because you've got an uprising on your hands, 237 00:09:35,769 --> 00:09:37,832 and I want to be on the winning side. 238 00:09:37,857 --> 00:09:41,291 ? 239 00:09:45,416 --> 00:09:48,729 - [Whispering] You guys? - Shh. Be quiet. 240 00:09:49,873 --> 00:09:52,073 - What about Sister Mercy? - We have to wait for her. 241 00:09:52,098 --> 00:09:53,660 We can't. We have to go. 242 00:09:53,685 --> 00:09:55,670 I'll go back. There's no time. 243 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:57,767 [Engine sputtering] 244 00:09:57,956 --> 00:09:59,556 Is it the battery? 245 00:09:59,590 --> 00:10:01,177 I don't know. 246 00:10:01,202 --> 00:10:02,778 [Engine sputtering] 247 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:04,136 [Screams] 248 00:10:04,161 --> 00:10:05,427 Now what you have in that truck there 249 00:10:05,452 --> 00:10:07,319 is what they call a combustion engine. 250 00:10:07,344 --> 00:10:09,110 It is very powerful. 251 00:10:09,135 --> 00:10:13,742 And yet it doesn't work at all without these hushpuppies. 252 00:10:13,870 --> 00:10:16,805 - Father Daddy... - Hush, puppies! 253 00:10:16,958 --> 00:10:18,758 I am very disappointed the three of you 254 00:10:18,783 --> 00:10:20,390 are out of your beds after lights-out. 255 00:10:20,415 --> 00:10:22,029 That's against the rules. 256 00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:23,287 Lucky for you, 257 00:10:23,312 --> 00:10:26,505 Sister Mercy is a bit of a tattletale. 258 00:10:26,530 --> 00:10:28,247 [Gasps] [Screams] 259 00:10:28,272 --> 00:10:30,424 Mercy, no! 260 00:10:31,985 --> 00:10:33,392 You're a smart woman. 261 00:10:33,417 --> 00:10:34,883 I was wondering when you'd discover 262 00:10:34,908 --> 00:10:36,908 the most valuable thing on the island. 263 00:10:36,933 --> 00:10:38,604 Took me a while to find a buyer. 264 00:10:38,629 --> 00:10:40,278 How much does a human kidney go for 265 00:10:40,303 --> 00:10:42,041 on the black market... $100,000? 266 00:10:42,066 --> 00:10:43,311 Try double. 267 00:10:44,325 --> 00:10:45,958 Pity. 268 00:10:46,133 --> 00:10:48,443 Just when I thought we had something. 269 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:50,442 We did. 270 00:10:51,457 --> 00:10:53,449 What do you want from me? 271 00:10:53,758 --> 00:10:56,198 You give me passage on your ship... 272 00:10:57,161 --> 00:11:00,036 and I offer you my services. 273 00:11:00,675 --> 00:11:02,200 Oh! 274 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,429 It's a boar's heart... cut it out myself. 275 00:11:04,454 --> 00:11:06,971 I've been hunting and gutting animals most of my life. 276 00:11:06,996 --> 00:11:08,315 I figure it's not different with humans. 277 00:11:08,340 --> 00:11:09,606 They're just dumber. 278 00:11:09,660 --> 00:11:12,568 ? 279 00:11:19,266 --> 00:11:21,392 Oh, shit. 280 00:11:23,741 --> 00:11:25,686 Oh, shit. 281 00:11:28,274 --> 00:11:29,586 Ha! I dodg... 282 00:11:29,619 --> 00:11:31,634 [Grunts] 283 00:11:31,659 --> 00:11:33,659 Mm! Oh, yeah. This is so hot. 284 00:11:33,684 --> 00:11:34,884 I'm totally into this. 285 00:11:34,908 --> 00:11:36,364 - Mm-hmm. - [Moaning] 286 00:11:36,390 --> 00:11:37,889 Okay. 287 00:11:38,755 --> 00:11:40,337 What's going on, Todd? 288 00:11:40,362 --> 00:11:42,470 What? Nothing. What's going on with you? 289 00:11:42,608 --> 00:11:44,166 You seem distracted. 290 00:11:44,191 --> 00:11:47,492 No. No, no, no. H-He's rock hard, right, babe? 291 00:11:48,004 --> 00:11:49,715 Mm-hmm. 292 00:11:51,524 --> 00:11:53,031 - Oh, my God. - No, he's not. 293 00:11:53,056 --> 00:11:55,423 He's limp. What is going on? 294 00:11:55,447 --> 00:11:56,525 Pack, now! 295 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,946 Ow! What the shit?! 296 00:11:58,971 --> 00:12:00,394 I conked him! Why didn't it work?! 297 00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:01,423 [Grunts] 298 00:12:01,448 --> 00:12:03,448 Aah! 299 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:06,351 [Groans] Babe, the rock! 300 00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:09,992 [Screams] 301 00:12:11,628 --> 00:12:13,567 What is going on here?! 302 00:12:13,592 --> 00:12:14,877 You're just kissing everyone?! 303 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,302 [Grunting] 304 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:19,017 ? 305 00:12:22,194 --> 00:12:26,039 Whenever you feel like you've had enough, speak up! 306 00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:28,122 What's the matter? 307 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:30,362 The cat literally have your tongue? 308 00:12:30,387 --> 00:12:32,322 [Groans] 309 00:12:32,347 --> 00:12:35,361 These quips actually feel a lot meaner when you can't speak. 310 00:12:35,386 --> 00:12:37,152 Normally there'd be like a back and forth... 311 00:12:37,177 --> 00:12:39,243 [Grunts] 312 00:12:39,268 --> 00:12:41,134 [Growls] 313 00:12:48,322 --> 00:12:51,603 Did I just... vaporize him? 314 00:12:51,806 --> 00:12:54,782 [Groaning in distance] 315 00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:58,614 ? 316 00:13:00,014 --> 00:13:01,880 [Laughs] 317 00:13:01,905 --> 00:13:04,353 The pit! Aah! 318 00:13:04,378 --> 00:13:06,745 Oh, you fell in the pit! 319 00:13:06,770 --> 00:13:09,291 You idiot! [Laughs] 320 00:13:09,316 --> 00:13:12,043 You mute freak! [Laughs] 321 00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:14,915 Karen! Please, I'm begging you. 322 00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:17,671 Don't do this. You're my friend. 323 00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:19,173 I don't have friends. 324 00:13:19,564 --> 00:13:21,556 I trusted you. 325 00:13:21,581 --> 00:13:23,137 You shouldn't have. 326 00:13:24,954 --> 00:13:27,088 He makes a good point. 327 00:13:27,178 --> 00:13:29,045 How do I know I can trust you? 328 00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:31,531 Well, I thought you might ask me that. 329 00:13:31,836 --> 00:13:34,798 So I am prepared to prove it to you. 330 00:13:34,823 --> 00:13:36,483 [Screams] 331 00:13:36,508 --> 00:13:37,908 Oh! 332 00:13:38,471 --> 00:13:41,387 [Gasping] 333 00:13:45,396 --> 00:13:47,890 You didn't have to kill him. I just... 334 00:13:47,915 --> 00:13:50,614 I thought you might swear an oath or something. 335 00:13:50,639 --> 00:13:53,461 Let's go get your island back. 336 00:13:56,775 --> 00:13:59,209 [Grunts] Whoo! Wow! 337 00:13:59,234 --> 00:14:00,713 Good work, everyone. Seriously. 338 00:14:00,738 --> 00:14:02,916 I mean, man, that went perfect. 339 00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:05,230 I mean, that was flawless. 340 00:14:05,255 --> 00:14:07,015 Kind of amazing when you think about it, right? 341 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,126 Karen: We're too late. 342 00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,063 We have to leave this island. Now. 343 00:14:10,088 --> 00:14:11,521 The keys to the boat are in my... 344 00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:14,771 Looking for these? 345 00:14:15,381 --> 00:14:16,981 How? 346 00:14:17,006 --> 00:14:20,298 You see, Karen... she didn't stab me. 347 00:14:20,323 --> 00:14:21,888 No. She's my friend. 348 00:14:21,913 --> 00:14:24,914 She stabbed a boar bladder! 349 00:14:24,939 --> 00:14:27,353 Oh! [Chuckles] 350 00:14:27,378 --> 00:14:29,207 I don't understand. 351 00:14:30,393 --> 00:14:34,720 Last night, three of our sisters attempted to escape the harvest. 352 00:14:34,745 --> 00:14:36,706 An example must be made. 353 00:14:36,731 --> 00:14:39,470 Father Daddy, what are you doing? 354 00:14:39,495 --> 00:14:42,562 Why, I'm going to return them to the earth from whence they came. 355 00:14:42,587 --> 00:14:44,060 You said I was helping them! 356 00:14:44,085 --> 00:14:46,954 My sweet child, not them... me. 357 00:14:46,979 --> 00:14:48,879 Take them to the corn. 358 00:14:48,904 --> 00:14:52,386 [Dramatic music plays] 359 00:14:57,190 --> 00:14:59,102 I let some friends down once. 360 00:14:59,127 --> 00:15:01,079 I swore it would never happen again. 361 00:15:01,104 --> 00:15:03,009 And you should have seen your face. 362 00:15:03,034 --> 00:15:05,962 [Laughing] Oh! Oh, she bought it, right? 363 00:15:05,987 --> 00:15:08,477 Oh, oh, Karen, please, don't! 364 00:15:08,502 --> 00:15:11,837 Don't... Don't kill me! 365 00:15:11,862 --> 00:15:13,874 I'm like Willem Dafoe. 366 00:15:13,899 --> 00:15:15,585 Agh! Oh! 367 00:15:16,362 --> 00:15:18,229 Shit! 368 00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,520 You are shitting me! 369 00:15:20,735 --> 00:15:22,594 ? 370 00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:28,429 Where is it? 371 00:15:39,943 --> 00:15:41,996 - Danny: Lift, lift. - Pack: This wouldn't be so hard 372 00:15:42,021 --> 00:15:43,487 if you figured out the combination. 373 00:15:43,522 --> 00:15:45,222 Yeah, but just lift it. Lift it, man. 374 00:15:45,247 --> 00:15:47,501 [Grunting] 375 00:15:47,526 --> 00:15:49,826 Hey! [Breathing heavily] 376 00:15:49,851 --> 00:15:51,394 - Where is she? - Who? 377 00:15:51,419 --> 00:15:53,261 The Barracuda. She's... 378 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,787 The Barracuda: Right behind you. 379 00:15:58,828 --> 00:16:01,606 Are you shitting me?! 380 00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:04,832 We had one gun, and we just left it out for anyone?! 381 00:16:04,857 --> 00:16:06,302 We should all be shot in the face! 382 00:16:06,327 --> 00:16:09,159 Everyone step away from the boat or I'll shoot. 383 00:16:09,184 --> 00:16:10,720 No, you won't. 384 00:16:11,354 --> 00:16:13,808 You forgot about Danny's gun, didn't you? 385 00:16:14,689 --> 00:16:16,589 Now drop it or I'll shoot. 386 00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,555 No. 387 00:16:19,531 --> 00:16:21,097 I don't think you will. 388 00:16:21,122 --> 00:16:22,317 Stop it, don't move! 389 00:16:22,342 --> 00:16:24,638 Do it, man! Take the shot! 390 00:16:24,663 --> 00:16:26,830 You don't want to shoot me, Steve. 391 00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:29,003 Not after everything we've shared. 392 00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,620 Don't listen to her, Steve. 393 00:16:30,645 --> 00:16:34,514 I know who you are... who you really are. 394 00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:36,133 We're the same, you and I. 395 00:16:36,158 --> 00:16:37,497 No, we're not. 396 00:16:37,522 --> 00:16:38,851 You were gonna kill everyone. 397 00:16:38,876 --> 00:16:41,169 Just like you killed Turdhole. 398 00:16:41,419 --> 00:16:44,387 Except unlike them, I don't hate you for it. 399 00:16:44,556 --> 00:16:47,340 You killed to protect what was yours. 400 00:16:48,581 --> 00:16:50,404 I wouldn't say we hate you. 401 00:16:50,429 --> 00:16:53,044 Yes, you would! You say it all the time! 402 00:16:53,119 --> 00:16:54,887 Well, I try and be nice about it. 403 00:16:54,912 --> 00:16:56,778 Come with me. 404 00:16:56,803 --> 00:16:59,895 We'll leave this island together right now. 405 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:04,734 Steve... I love you. 406 00:17:04,883 --> 00:17:07,712 I love feeling you inside me. 407 00:17:07,737 --> 00:17:09,020 - Oh, gross! - Disgusting! 408 00:17:09,044 --> 00:17:10,628 - Christ Almighty! - Ugh! 409 00:17:10,653 --> 00:17:12,536 If you leave this island with them, 410 00:17:12,561 --> 00:17:14,260 you'll go to jail. 411 00:17:14,285 --> 00:17:16,952 I don't want to go to jail. I don't want to go to jail! 412 00:17:16,977 --> 00:17:18,708 - Hey, hey, hey, Steve. - All right. 413 00:17:18,824 --> 00:17:20,690 Steve, look at... 414 00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,182 Look at me. 415 00:17:25,457 --> 00:17:27,294 I trust you. 416 00:17:28,849 --> 00:17:30,200 [Gasps] 417 00:17:30,393 --> 00:17:32,259 ? 418 00:17:35,599 --> 00:17:36,779 - Don't! - Hey. 419 00:17:36,804 --> 00:17:37,833 Come on! 420 00:17:37,888 --> 00:17:39,224 Point the gun at me. 421 00:17:40,034 --> 00:17:42,342 Why? Why am I pointing it at you? 422 00:17:42,367 --> 00:17:44,400 Because I know how you feel. 423 00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,863 The Barracuda... 424 00:17:46,888 --> 00:17:49,857 she makes you feel special, like she cares about you. 425 00:17:49,882 --> 00:17:51,448 But she only cares about herself. 426 00:17:51,473 --> 00:17:53,340 Steve. 427 00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:54,969 This bitch doesn't know me. 428 00:17:54,994 --> 00:17:57,168 No, but I know her kind. 429 00:17:57,193 --> 00:17:59,427 My name wasn't always Karen. 430 00:18:00,766 --> 00:18:03,748 It was... Sister Mercy. 431 00:18:04,255 --> 00:18:08,590 And I had a Father Daddy, and I worshiped the harvest. 432 00:18:08,615 --> 00:18:09,661 - What? - Huh? 433 00:18:09,686 --> 00:18:10,886 - What? - What? 434 00:18:10,911 --> 00:18:12,759 I was in a cult. 435 00:18:12,784 --> 00:18:14,810 Oh, that makes so much sense. 436 00:18:14,835 --> 00:18:18,230 My Father Daddy told me I had no friends and no family, 437 00:18:18,255 --> 00:18:19,849 but it wasn't true! 438 00:18:19,874 --> 00:18:23,773 Steve, think about all that we've been through together. 439 00:18:24,157 --> 00:18:26,291 We are your friends. 440 00:18:26,316 --> 00:18:28,362 We are your family. 441 00:18:30,011 --> 00:18:31,844 But I killed Turdhole. 442 00:18:32,051 --> 00:18:35,598 Which is why you can never go home again. 443 00:18:35,623 --> 00:18:38,034 Danny: Hold on. 444 00:18:38,593 --> 00:18:40,860 Did you kill Turdhole? 445 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:44,418 Or did you kill a Nazi? 446 00:18:44,997 --> 00:18:46,534 I-I killed Turdhole. 447 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,610 No, I don't think you did. 448 00:18:48,635 --> 00:18:51,122 I think you saved us from Turdhole. 449 00:18:51,147 --> 00:18:52,991 - Right, everybody? - Yeah. We thank you. 450 00:18:53,016 --> 00:18:54,520 The guy... The guy was a bad guy. 451 00:18:54,552 --> 00:18:56,318 I don't understand. 452 00:18:56,486 --> 00:18:58,266 You're all gonna lie for me? 453 00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:00,024 Wouldn't have to lie. 454 00:19:00,049 --> 00:19:03,341 It's like we've always said, you're a goddamn hero! 455 00:19:03,366 --> 00:19:04,614 We always say it. 456 00:19:04,639 --> 00:19:09,567 Steve, you could start over. 457 00:19:12,863 --> 00:19:14,715 I'd like that every much. 458 00:19:14,804 --> 00:19:16,072 ? 459 00:19:16,097 --> 00:19:18,159 Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh! 460 00:19:19,478 --> 00:19:21,621 My friends and I are going home. 461 00:19:21,804 --> 00:19:23,601 - Oh, my God! - That was cool! 462 00:19:23,626 --> 00:19:24,302 Whoo! 463 00:19:24,327 --> 00:19:26,739 [Cheering] 464 00:19:26,764 --> 00:19:28,262 Suck it, 'Cuda! 465 00:19:28,286 --> 00:19:29,452 Yeah! 466 00:19:29,477 --> 00:19:30,833 That was awesome! 467 00:19:30,858 --> 00:19:33,654 ? 468 00:19:47,649 --> 00:19:49,549 - We rocked this so hard. - Whoo! 469 00:19:49,574 --> 00:19:51,841 I'm all jacked up right now! 470 00:19:51,866 --> 00:19:53,538 I think we should get married! 471 00:19:53,563 --> 00:19:55,529 - What? - Huh? What? 472 00:19:55,554 --> 00:19:57,640 You just proposed. 473 00:19:57,665 --> 00:20:00,155 Are you being serious, Todd? 474 00:20:00,679 --> 00:20:03,538 Holy shit. Ha. 475 00:20:03,563 --> 00:20:05,874 Yeah, I'm being serious. 476 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,547 Jess... 477 00:20:08,572 --> 00:20:10,921 you're kind of a loose cannon, but I love you. 478 00:20:10,946 --> 00:20:12,145 [Chuckles] 479 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,871 Will you marry me, like, for reals? 480 00:20:14,896 --> 00:20:17,038 Oh, my God! Yes! 481 00:20:17,063 --> 00:20:19,921 [Laughs] Yeah! 482 00:20:19,946 --> 00:20:21,528 God, I'm strong! 483 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,437 So he smashes this log over my back, 484 00:20:23,462 --> 00:20:25,120 but I know the pit's right behind me, 485 00:20:25,145 --> 00:20:27,578 so I say, "Not today," and then I flip him over... 486 00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:29,002 Sorry, man. Hang on a second. 487 00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:31,118 Wait, you're gonna miss the best part. 488 00:20:32,661 --> 00:20:34,760 So, um, I... 489 00:20:34,785 --> 00:20:36,906 Mmm. 490 00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:39,660 Guys, are we really doing this? 491 00:20:39,685 --> 00:20:41,743 Are we actually going home? 492 00:20:41,944 --> 00:20:43,944 Feels like the end. 493 00:20:43,969 --> 00:20:45,635 It is the end. 494 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,721 It's definitely the end! 495 00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:50,259 Yeah! 496 00:20:50,284 --> 00:20:53,002 [Cheering] 497 00:20:53,027 --> 00:20:56,268 ? 498 00:21:04,617 --> 00:21:08,796 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 499 00:21:08,846 --> 00:21:13,396 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33718

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