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- Previously on "Wrecked"...
- Danny, get away from me.
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I'm not gonna leave
you. You're my friend.
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I am not your friend! We
are just stuck here together!
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- Did you eat someone out there?
- I was just trying to survive.
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No one can ever know about
this. They'll think you're a monster.
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You just can't stand the
idea of me being in charge.
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In charge of what? You're
playing make-believe here.
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- Steve's gone insane.
- I know.
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You have to get me off this island.
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- What do I do?
- What about Owen's boat?
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- Emma!
- What?
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Oh, my God. There she is! Emma!
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- I'll be fine! Go back!
- I'm sorry!
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- I got to go back for Danny.
- I'm going with you.
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Let's go save this island.
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Karen: Look! They're getting away!
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[Groans] Holy shit!
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Oh, my God!
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The son of a bitch shot me!
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[Screaming]
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No one else leaves my island!
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Do you hear me?!
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No one!!
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Todd! Todd!
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- Step back!
- Todd!
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What are you doing?
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I'm protecting our new life here!
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Don't you see?
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This is it!
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It's never gonna get better than this!
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There's nothing for us out there!
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We're home!
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[Panting] Guys!
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I heard a commotion!
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I wanted to make sure everyone was okay.
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Oh, my God, I'm out of breath. Hoo!
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Whoo, running in the
sand really got me there.
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I'm sorry.
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Listen, I know I said I
wasn't gonna come back,
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and yet, here's Danny, right?
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I am so sorry, everyone.
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Oh, Steve has my gun.
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[Dramatic music plays]
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Danny.
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Really good to see you,
Steve. How are things?
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Please don't shoot me.
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People of the island, before
us swings a traitor.
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Any last words?
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Owen was right about you.
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You're a monster.
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You're a piece of shit!
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There are two types of
people in this world...
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People who are good, and...
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You know what? Forget it.
Last-word privileges revoked.
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This is bullshit!
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Guys, we don't have
to take this from him.
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We can fight back.
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Danny's right!
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Steve should go in the pit.
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Careful, Jess.
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You shot Todd.
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You shoot someone, you go into the pit.
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Those were your rules, Steve.
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Grab him!
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S-Seriously, guys? No one?
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[Mockingly] Grab me!
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[Laughs]
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Come on, guys! Oh, come on!
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Yeah, okay, real big men
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listening to the dick with the gun!
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God!
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- Get off of me!
- Jess, you're next.
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You can't do this, Steve!
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Chet, Chet, help me!
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Help me, Chet!
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I know you can hear
me, you stupid hippie!
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You know what? Grab him, too.
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- Wait, what? I didn't do anything.
- You're weird.
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But... I can't go in the pit, man.
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I don't... I don't... I don't
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- care anything about her!
- What?!
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You want me to throw her
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- in the pit for you?
- Chet!
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I'll throw her in the pit right
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- now, Steve!
- Are you insane?
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Grab him.
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You're gonna have to
catch me first, man.
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Oh! They caught me!
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Oh, they caught me so fast!
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- Steve!
- Steve!
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[Voice breaking] Please
don't throw me into the pit!
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Please don't throw me into the pit!
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I thought of the actor's name.
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It's Billy Zane. It
was Billy Zane, guys.
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- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
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Billy goddamn Zane.
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Should we meeting out
in the open like this?
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I mean, we can't be
too careful these days.
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It's fine.
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We're all just guarding the pit.
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Yeah. Who would even be watching us?
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Owen: What happened here?
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I swear to God, I'm gonna
throttle that ginger.
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[Grunts] Oh, God! Oh, my abs.
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[Groans]
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You guys, I just saw the pit!
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He's got like a dozen people down there.
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He's lost his goddamn mind.
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- Is Danny in there?
- And Jess?
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This is so messed up.
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So what are we gonna do?
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We need to make these people see
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the reality of the situation, okay?
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This is our home now.
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And why would we want to
go back anyway, right?
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I mean, Karen, you're Vice
President of the island!
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I would die for you, Steve.
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That's what I'm talking about!
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And, Pack, you certainly can't go back.
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You know, 'cause...
Block your ears, Karen.
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You ate a guy!
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Hey, I know Steve!
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Come on, you don't
have to say it out loud!
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So what? She can't hear me.
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Look, watch this. Karen.
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Karen. Karen.
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- Karen!
- Karen.
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- Karen!
- Karen.
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- Huh.
- See?
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All I'm saying is if you go back home,
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you're gonna be treated like a freak.
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- I can't go back.
- Exactly!
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Thank you!
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Guys, we need to make sure these
people realize the truth.
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We're here for good.
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Kurt Turdhole: We're saved!
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There's a ship!
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[Laughing] It's a ship!
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We're saved!
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We're saved!
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We're saved! [Chuckles]
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[Chatter]
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Did Turdhole just say there's a ship?
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Mother of God.
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It's a ship.
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[Cheering]
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Kurt Turdhole: Oh, God! Oh, God!
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Oh, God! It's a ship!
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We're saved!
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We're saved!
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Steve, what should we do?
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Sh-Should we get the flare gun?
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No. We're not signaling that ship.
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What? But... why?
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I-It's getting away.
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Don't get any ideas.
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We're not leaving the island.
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What are you talking about?
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Turdhole, we're not leaving!
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Yes.
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Yes, we are.
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I have been pushed around
too much on this island.
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I'm sick of living in fear.
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We have to do what's right, Steve.
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We are signaling that sh...
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[Gunshot]
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[Gasping]
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Now, where was I?
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Oh, that's right.
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We're not leaving the island!
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Oh, my God. Did he just kill Turdhole?!
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All right. We got to signal the ship.
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We got to start a fire.
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No, no, no, no! He's lost his damn mind!
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If he sees the smoke, he
might kill someone else!
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Owen, what do we do?
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Pack, go and destroy the flare gun.
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Karen and I will wait here
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and make sure no one
does anything stupid.
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- Steve: Pack!
- Ahh!
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- The flare gun!
- Yeah.
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Shit!
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Stop looking at me!
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Okay, I'm gonna go after
Pack and get that flare gun.
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- You guys help the others.
- All right.
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Okay.
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It's time to drop the
hammer on these idiots.
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Let's do th...
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- [Gurgling]
- Oh, my God!
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. I'm... I'm fine.
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You're bleeding!
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- Ah, it's nothing.
- Look at your love handles.
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It's getting crazy infected.
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- You mean my ab?
- Oh, my God.
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- Uh, no, it's good. It's good.
- Oh, my God.
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All right. I got to go save Jess.
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No. Todd, stop, okay?
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You're gonna get yourself killed.
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You got to save Jess, all right?
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Promise me.
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I promise.
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No one deserves to be thrown in a pit.
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Damn! Goose bumpers!
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- Right?
- Yeah, that sounded hardcore.
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- Unh!
- Okay. I'm gonna go.
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Roger? Roger?
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You got to let us out of here, man.
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You're not going
anywhere unless Steve says.
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Roger, the boat is
right out there, okay?!
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Don't you want to go home on that boat?!
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Look at me. Look at my face!
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I can't go back to the real
world looking like this.
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Come on, man. Your
face... Your face is fine.
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It doesn't look like... Like sausage.
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Don't push me.
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I killed a man outside Tallahassee.
I'll do it again.
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- [Florence grunts]
- [Groans]
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Oh, God! Oh, what the shit?
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[Cheering]
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Okay.
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We got to get you guys the
hell out of here. Come on!
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Hey, Pack.
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- Get back!
- Whoa! Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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Hey, man, the boat is leaving, okay?
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Come on. Come on, don't
you want to go home?
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Buddy, you can't go back there.
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You'll be known as
the guy who ate a dude!
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Pack! Pack! Hey. Give me the gun.
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I can't. I can't go back!
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- Oh, my God!
- [Grunting]
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Oh, God! I just got
a whiff of you. Dang.
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Okay, now we just need to figure out
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how to get the gun back
from that crazy motherfu...
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- [Gun cocks]
- [Gasps]
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Welcome home, Florence.
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You can't shoot all of us!
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Everybody, run!
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Wait! We're running or not?
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Okay!
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[Gunshots]
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Well, come on, Karen!
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Don't just stand there! Get them!
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Shit, shit, shit!
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Owen: Don't you
want to get rescued, huh?
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Owen, I've done
things... Unspeakable things.
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I'm a monster!
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[Laughing] Yeah, you are!
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Hey, buddy, listen to me.
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Whatever you did, it can't be that bad.
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I ate a dude!
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Holy sh... wow!
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Okay, that's a lot to process.
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00:09:34,416 --> 00:09:37,050
I got to think about that for a second.
266
00:09:37,085 --> 00:09:38,251
[Exhales sharply]
267
00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,485
How'd you kill him?
268
00:09:39,521 --> 00:09:40,887
I didn't kill him.
269
00:09:40,922 --> 00:09:42,088
He was already dead.
270
00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,289
I was starving.
271
00:09:43,325 --> 00:09:45,358
Okay, well, that's, you know...
272
00:09:45,393 --> 00:09:46,859
It's whatever.
273
00:09:46,895 --> 00:09:48,161
"Whatever"?
274
00:09:48,196 --> 00:09:50,930
Pack, it's gross that you ate someone,
275
00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:53,232
but, um... you're not a monster.
276
00:09:53,268 --> 00:09:54,934
Really?
277
00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:56,369
Mm-hmm.
278
00:09:56,404 --> 00:09:58,504
It's totally normal.
279
00:09:58,540 --> 00:10:02,375
So, people won't think I'm insane
like... like Steve said?
280
00:10:02,410 --> 00:10:03,910
I don't think so.
281
00:10:03,945 --> 00:10:05,645
In fact, I think that people like
282
00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:08,548
when other people do crazy
shit to survive, you know?
283
00:10:08,583 --> 00:10:11,250
I think they'll probably
make a movie about you.
284
00:10:11,286 --> 00:10:12,552
Right?
285
00:10:12,587 --> 00:10:14,420
Like, "127 Hours"...
286
00:10:14,456 --> 00:10:16,089
"Alive," you know?
287
00:10:16,124 --> 00:10:17,390
"The Revenant."
288
00:10:17,425 --> 00:10:19,192
Who would play me?
289
00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:21,094
[Sighs] Really?
290
00:10:21,129 --> 00:10:23,062
Um... Don Cheadle.
291
00:10:24,132 --> 00:10:25,298
I love Don Don Cheadle.
292
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,033
- Yeah.
- He's got so much range.
293
00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:28,234
I know. Give me the gun.
294
00:10:28,269 --> 00:10:30,903
No.
295
00:10:30,939 --> 00:10:33,906
296
00:10:33,942 --> 00:10:35,003
Get out of here.
297
00:10:35,147 --> 00:10:37,210
What are you doing?!
298
00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:39,045
Pack, you can't go home!
299
00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:40,546
And Don Cheadle?
300
00:10:40,582 --> 00:10:43,516
You think the Chead is
gonna waste his talent on you?!
301
00:10:43,551 --> 00:10:45,191
- [Dramatic music plays]
- Goodbye, Jerry.
302
00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:46,452
No! No! No!
303
00:10:46,488 --> 00:10:48,154
[Fire blazes]
304
00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,922
No! No!
305
00:10:49,958 --> 00:10:52,091
What are you doing, Pack?!
306
00:10:52,127 --> 00:10:54,527
No! [Screams]
307
00:10:54,562 --> 00:10:58,097
But I would watch you
burn for 100 years if I could.
308
00:10:58,133 --> 00:10:59,966
[Music stops]
309
00:11:00,001 --> 00:11:03,169
I hate you, Jerry! [Sobs]
310
00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:07,507
Okay, well, thanks so
much for the, uh, yeah.
311
00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:08,348
- [Music continues]
- Jerry: No!
312
00:11:08,349 --> 00:11:10,388
I'm gonna get rescued,
and I'm gonna go back!
313
00:11:10,412 --> 00:11:11,407
- No!
- And they're gonna
314
00:11:11,432 --> 00:11:12,545
write a book about me,
315
00:11:12,580 --> 00:11:14,180
and it's gonna be a bestseller.
316
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,482
Someone's gonna ghostwrite
the shit out of that book!
317
00:11:16,518 --> 00:11:17,351
No! [Groans]
318
00:11:17,352 --> 00:11:20,097
And Don Cheadle's gonna do the
movie 'cause the money's right,
319
00:11:20,121 --> 00:11:21,454
and he's gonna win an Oscar.
320
00:11:21,489 --> 00:11:23,523
If you think Don
Cheadle's gonna play you,
321
00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:25,391
you are living in the house of lies!
322
00:11:25,427 --> 00:11:26,426
You're done!
323
00:11:26,461 --> 00:11:27,627
No! [Sobs]
324
00:11:27,662 --> 00:11:29,029
You're not even a fun ghost!
325
00:11:29,150 --> 00:11:31,197
You suck, you ghost piece of shit.
326
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,398
Ow!!
327
00:11:32,434 --> 00:11:34,333
Why fire?! Why fire?!
328
00:11:34,369 --> 00:11:37,303
Why couldn't you just let me fade away
329
00:11:37,338 --> 00:11:39,138
like "Field of Dreams"?
330
00:11:39,174 --> 00:11:40,506
[Sobbing]
331
00:11:40,542 --> 00:11:42,442
You sick [bleep]
332
00:11:42,477 --> 00:11:44,110
[Panting]
333
00:11:44,145 --> 00:11:47,747
334
00:11:53,221 --> 00:11:54,587
I think we lost them.
335
00:11:54,622 --> 00:11:56,556
Karen: Che-e-e-e-t.
336
00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:58,357
[Gasps]
337
00:11:58,393 --> 00:11:59,725
[Gasps]
338
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,661
That's Karen!
339
00:12:01,696 --> 00:12:04,163
Je-e-e-e-ss!
340
00:12:04,199 --> 00:12:07,800
341
00:12:13,174 --> 00:12:15,441
Maybe she's gone.
342
00:12:15,477 --> 00:12:17,743
[Leaves rustling]
343
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,412
[Screams]
344
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,481
Oh, God! No!
345
00:12:25,192 --> 00:12:28,530
- The ship's getting farther away!
- Shut up! No one move!
346
00:12:28,606 --> 00:12:31,707
Hey, Steve.
347
00:12:31,742 --> 00:12:34,109
Owen. Owen, you came back!
348
00:12:34,145 --> 00:12:35,911
You bet I did, buddy.
349
00:12:35,946 --> 00:12:37,980
The ship's leaving. You're
too late, Owen.
350
00:12:38,015 --> 00:12:40,182
- Am I?
- He's got the flare gun!
351
00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:42,618
- [Cheering]
- It's over, Steve.
352
00:12:42,653 --> 00:12:44,686
Once I fire this, we're saved.
353
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,723
- Oh, God! Ahh!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
354
00:12:47,758 --> 00:12:49,158
You shoot the flare gun,
355
00:12:49,193 --> 00:12:51,126
and I'll blow his giant head off.
356
00:12:51,162 --> 00:12:53,796
Hey, hey! Let's... Let's relax, Steve.
357
00:12:53,831 --> 00:12:55,164
You relax, Steve!
358
00:12:55,199 --> 00:12:56,899
I'm already relaxed!
359
00:12:56,934 --> 00:12:58,333
I'm very relaxed!
360
00:12:58,369 --> 00:13:00,669
I'm on a holiday, goddamn it!
361
00:13:00,704 --> 00:13:02,137
Well, well, well.
362
00:13:02,173 --> 00:13:04,773
Looky what we have here...
363
00:13:04,809 --> 00:13:07,609
The Powerpuff Girl and
her crunchy boy-toy.
364
00:13:07,645 --> 00:13:09,912
It's time to drag you back to camp.
365
00:13:09,947 --> 00:13:12,214
Karen, please don't kill me!
366
00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:13,982
Please, I'm sorry!
367
00:13:14,018 --> 00:13:15,184
Don't kill me!
368
00:13:15,219 --> 00:13:16,385
[Seagulls squawking]
369
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,353
Do you want me to kill her for you?
370
00:13:18,389 --> 00:13:19,955
I'll kill her right now!
371
00:13:19,990 --> 00:13:22,624
- Jesus, Chet!
- Please!
372
00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:24,326
Karen, why are you doing this?
373
00:13:24,361 --> 00:13:27,329
Why? Respect.
374
00:13:27,364 --> 00:13:29,631
My whole life, people
have laughed at me,
375
00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:31,400
but here... Here...
376
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:35,971
I'm finally a Vice President... A VP!
377
00:13:36,006 --> 00:13:37,873
Todd: Hey, dragon bitch!
378
00:13:37,908 --> 00:13:40,242
You want to dance?
379
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:41,677
Todd.
380
00:13:41,712 --> 00:13:43,412
Todd! You're alive!
381
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,647
You came back for me!
382
00:13:45,683 --> 00:13:48,984
I'm here to say I'm sorry.
383
00:13:49,019 --> 00:13:50,786
I was a dick.
384
00:13:50,821 --> 00:13:52,387
Really?
385
00:13:52,423 --> 00:13:53,889
Yeah.
386
00:13:53,924 --> 00:13:58,660
Also... this
boar-snatching bee-otch
387
00:13:58,696 --> 00:14:01,830
is about to get a big,
old, fat knuckle sandwich,
388
00:14:01,866 --> 00:14:03,232
courtesy of "Streaks."
389
00:14:03,267 --> 00:14:07,169
Whoo! Finally!
390
00:14:07,204 --> 00:14:10,005
I was beginning to think this
was a dickless island.
391
00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:11,406
Oh, no, honey.
392
00:14:11,442 --> 00:14:14,943
This island's got some
wee-wee, all right.
393
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,211
Yeah!
394
00:14:16,247 --> 00:14:19,715
- Todd, your stomach!
- Six-pack. I'm fine.
395
00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:21,683
Ugh. You look like shit.
396
00:14:21,719 --> 00:14:26,054
So why don't we make
this interesting, huh?
397
00:14:28,092 --> 00:14:30,158
Whoa.
398
00:14:30,194 --> 00:14:31,894
- Wow.
- Holy moly.
399
00:14:31,929 --> 00:14:35,163
A fair fight, mano a mano.
400
00:14:35,199 --> 00:14:37,065
You're not gonna distract me
401
00:14:37,101 --> 00:14:39,368
with your surprisingly supple breasts.
402
00:14:39,403 --> 00:14:41,069
Why don't you take a photo?
403
00:14:41,105 --> 00:14:42,371
It'll last longer!
404
00:14:42,406 --> 00:14:44,239
[Screams]
405
00:14:44,275 --> 00:14:46,241
[Groans]
406
00:14:46,277 --> 00:14:48,176
Put a shirt on, weirdo!
407
00:14:48,212 --> 00:14:50,946
[Grunting, groaning]
408
00:14:50,981 --> 00:14:52,781
See, that's the problem.
409
00:14:52,816 --> 00:14:55,317
Why is it weird 'cause I'm topless, huh?
410
00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:56,985
[Groans]
411
00:14:57,021 --> 00:15:01,056
The glass ceiling is made out
of bra straps and nylon!
412
00:15:01,091 --> 00:15:02,791
No! It's not!
413
00:15:02,826 --> 00:15:05,127
It's made out of glass.
414
00:15:05,162 --> 00:15:07,162
- [Groans]
- Yeah, babe!
415
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:08,430
- Whoo!
- [Groans]
416
00:15:08,465 --> 00:15:10,165
That one was for meat!
417
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,366
Ow! Ow!
418
00:15:11,402 --> 00:15:13,769
I felt a little twinge in the girls.
419
00:15:13,804 --> 00:15:15,237
[Panting] Oh, my God.
420
00:15:15,272 --> 00:15:16,438
Oh, my God!
421
00:15:16,473 --> 00:15:18,140
I think that's a lump!
422
00:15:18,175 --> 00:15:19,942
- Huh?
- Is that a lump?
423
00:15:19,977 --> 00:15:21,343
Oh, my God.
424
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:22,923
Oh, Jesus, I'm so
sorry. I mean, there's a lot...
425
00:15:22,947 --> 00:15:24,479
Oh, my God.
426
00:15:24,515 --> 00:15:26,448
Ahh!!
427
00:15:26,483 --> 00:15:28,061
- That's my dick!
- Oh, no! Not the dick!
428
00:15:28,085 --> 00:15:29,751
[Groans]
429
00:15:29,787 --> 00:15:34,089
That's what's called using your
feminine wiles, you pussy!
430
00:15:34,124 --> 00:15:36,258
- [Groans]
- [Grunts]
431
00:15:36,293 --> 00:15:37,926
- Ohh!
- Ohh!
432
00:15:37,962 --> 00:15:39,161
[Groans]
433
00:15:39,196 --> 00:15:40,495
[Screams]
434
00:15:40,531 --> 00:15:42,197
Son of a bitch!
435
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,132
I'm gonna gut you like your pig!
436
00:15:44,168 --> 00:15:45,334
[Groans]
437
00:15:45,369 --> 00:15:47,536
Get your finger out of my wound!
438
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:49,304
[Screams] Ow!
439
00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:51,473
My titties! Ahh!!
440
00:15:51,508 --> 00:15:54,176
- Put it back in!
- Chet, we have to do something!
441
00:15:54,211 --> 00:15:56,378
We can't! I'm a pacifist!
442
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,846
[Todd grunting, sobbing]
443
00:15:57,881 --> 00:15:59,047
No way.
444
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,550
445
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:03,819
The pit can't save you now, Todd.
446
00:16:03,854 --> 00:16:05,354
It's just you, me, and the jungle!
447
00:16:05,389 --> 00:16:06,555
[Groans]
448
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,991
Hey, Karen!
449
00:16:09,026 --> 00:16:11,226
[Panting]
450
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,128
No frickin' way.
451
00:16:13,163 --> 00:16:15,497
My driver!
452
00:16:15,532 --> 00:16:17,165
I knew it was out here!
453
00:16:17,201 --> 00:16:18,467
Todd!
454
00:16:18,502 --> 00:16:20,469
You came back for me.
455
00:16:20,504 --> 00:16:22,170
I thought you died.
456
00:16:22,206 --> 00:16:23,405
They can't kill me.
457
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,840
[Driver thuds]
458
00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:26,975
I love you, you little Asian plum.
459
00:16:27,011 --> 00:16:30,245
- I love you.
- Mm.
460
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,114
Put down the flare gun, Owen.
461
00:16:32,149 --> 00:16:34,016
Come on. Do it for your lover.
462
00:16:34,051 --> 00:16:35,584
Owen, it's okay.
463
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,085
Fire it, man.
464
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,154
If he kills me, so be it.
465
00:16:39,189 --> 00:16:40,455
I'll do it!
466
00:16:40,491 --> 00:16:42,457
467
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,825
I've already killed Turdhole today.
468
00:16:48,849 --> 00:16:50,216
Don't make me kill again.
469
00:16:50,251 --> 00:16:51,417
Owen, just shoot it.
470
00:16:51,452 --> 00:16:52,685
No, Danny, I can't just...
471
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,287
Owen, it's okay. Get off the island.
472
00:16:55,323 --> 00:16:57,256
Don't let him hold us hostage.
473
00:16:57,291 --> 00:17:00,426
474
00:17:00,461 --> 00:17:03,229
- "Always shoot your hostage?"
- Always shoot the hostage.
475
00:17:03,264 --> 00:17:04,875
That is the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.
476
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,265
What if you kill the hostage?
477
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:09,668
Sometimes, you got to role the dice.
478
00:17:09,704 --> 00:17:13,872
479
00:17:23,618 --> 00:17:25,985
[Screaming]
480
00:17:26,854 --> 00:17:28,554
Oh!
481
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,789
Ohh! Freeze! You're under arrest!
482
00:17:30,825 --> 00:17:34,260
[Groans]
483
00:17:34,295 --> 00:17:36,462
[Laughing] Yeah!
484
00:17:36,497 --> 00:17:38,964
- Oh, dude, you shot me!
- Yeah.
485
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,433
Oh, you shot... You shot the hostage!
486
00:17:41,469 --> 00:17:42,835
Yeah, like you said.
487
00:17:42,870 --> 00:17:44,314
[Laughs] How'd you
know it was gonna work?
488
00:17:44,338 --> 00:17:45,771
I just rolled the dice.
489
00:17:45,806 --> 00:17:47,840
'Cause that's what I
said to you in the jungle!
490
00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:50,676
- It was a callback!
- Aah! It was a great callback!
491
00:17:50,711 --> 00:17:53,612
- Oh, thanks, man!
- [Groans]
492
00:17:53,648 --> 00:17:55,514
Listen, man, I just want you to know
493
00:17:55,549 --> 00:17:57,750
- I was wrong about everything.
- [Groans]
494
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,285
Okay? You were right.
495
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,486
- Okay. [Groans]
- Yeah.
496
00:18:00,521 --> 00:18:02,054
I didn't know how to let you in.
497
00:18:02,089 --> 00:18:04,356
Well, you're here now.
498
00:18:04,392 --> 00:18:05,724
I love you, bro.
499
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,027
- I love you, bro.
- Yeah.
500
00:18:08,062 --> 00:18:10,496
All right, help me get up.
501
00:18:10,531 --> 00:18:12,064
- Yeah.
- [Screams]
502
00:18:12,099 --> 00:18:14,800
God! Ahh! Oh, that still burns!
503
00:18:14,835 --> 00:18:17,080
Well, you got shot in the leg with
a flare gun. That's gonna hurt.
504
00:18:17,104 --> 00:18:20,639
[Triumphant music plays]
505
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:39,925
Guys, I'm sorry!
506
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:43,762
I stuffed up, okay?
507
00:18:43,798 --> 00:18:46,965
[Sobs]
508
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,601
[Cheering]
509
00:18:51,972 --> 00:18:54,640
Man: Come on!
510
00:18:54,675 --> 00:19:00,713
[Cheering continues]
511
00:19:05,786 --> 00:19:08,120
Hello!
512
00:19:08,155 --> 00:19:11,557
Hey, we're just a couple of
simple South Asian fishermen.
513
00:19:11,592 --> 00:19:14,593
Are you guys the survivors of
Lotus Airlines Flight 816?
514
00:19:14,628 --> 00:19:16,595
You bet your ass we are!
515
00:19:16,630 --> 00:19:18,864
[Cheering]
516
00:19:18,899 --> 00:19:20,366
Oh, wow!
517
00:19:20,401 --> 00:19:21,767
That is great, great news!
518
00:19:21,802 --> 00:19:23,547
We've been looking for
you guys for a few days.
519
00:19:23,571 --> 00:19:25,671
- You have?
- Yes, yes! Well, see...
520
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:26,867
Well, the truth is
we're not actually
521
00:19:26,891 --> 00:19:28,118
- fisherme...
- We're pirates, mother[bleep]
522
00:19:28,142 --> 00:19:30,843
- [Screaming]
- [Imitates gunfire]
523
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,956
- Mother[bleep] [Bleep] mother[bleep]
- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!
524
00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:34,624
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What... What are you doing right now?
525
00:19:34,648 --> 00:19:36,028
- What?
- Are you serious right now?
526
00:19:36,029 --> 00:19:38,095
What... What did we talk
about? How many times do we
527
00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:38,944
have to talk about this rule?
528
00:19:38,968 --> 00:19:39,796
- When you do that...
- Come on!
529
00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:41,398
No, when you go dick
swinging, you invite panic!
530
00:19:41,422 --> 00:19:43,433
- Come...
- Okay... no! You get people all riled up,
531
00:19:43,457 --> 00:19:45,624
and then that's when we make mistakes!
532
00:19:45,659 --> 00:19:47,104
Look, man, I didn't get into the
pirate game to be pussyfooting around!
533
00:19:47,128 --> 00:19:48,772
What are you talking...
What pu-pussyfooting?
534
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:49,962
Hey!
535
00:19:49,997 --> 00:19:51,597
What is happening right now?
536
00:19:51,632 --> 00:19:52,976
We... Well, uh... Was it not obvious?
537
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,878
We're here to... Oh, we're
here to kidnap you guys.
538
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,101
[Screaming]
539
00:19:56,137 --> 00:19:57,803
Well, at least... Well, just one of you.
540
00:19:57,838 --> 00:19:59,471
Which one of you guys is Danny Wallace?
541
00:19:59,507 --> 00:20:01,907
- Danny, Danny Wallace?
- There he is.
542
00:20:01,942 --> 00:20:03,642
I see you, dawg!
543
00:20:03,677 --> 00:20:05,010
[Both laughing]
544
00:20:05,045 --> 00:20:07,012
Look at that, richest boy in the world
545
00:20:07,047 --> 00:20:08,914
slumming it on some deserted island.
546
00:20:08,949 --> 00:20:10,482
What?
547
00:20:10,518 --> 00:20:12,518
Oh, shit.
548
00:20:12,553 --> 00:20:13,986
You don't know who this is?
549
00:20:14,021 --> 00:20:16,188
His family's worth billions!
550
00:20:16,223 --> 00:20:18,190
Ooh, yeah. Hey, when
your plane went down,
551
00:20:18,225 --> 00:20:20,759
this guy's face was on
every TV screen in the world!
552
00:20:20,795 --> 00:20:22,761
And we gonna hold
you for a fatass ransom!
553
00:20:22,797 --> 00:20:23,962
Whoo!
554
00:20:23,998 --> 00:20:25,798
[Gunfire]
555
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:28,834
I am so jazzed! I'm Miles Davis-ing
this mother[bleep]
556
00:20:28,869 --> 00:20:29,859
All right, I'm bringing
it down just so you know
557
00:20:29,883 --> 00:20:30,981
Danny, seriously, you
need to come with us,
558
00:20:31,005 --> 00:20:31,801
or we're gonna shoot
all your friends
559
00:20:31,825 --> 00:20:32,616
- otherwise.
- We're gonna kill everybody.
560
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:37,009
[The Jam's "Town Called Malice" plays]
561
00:20:37,044 --> 00:20:39,445
Better stop
dreaming of the quiet life
562
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,947
'Cause it's one we'll never know
563
00:20:41,982 --> 00:20:44,116
And quit running for
that runaway bus
564
00:20:44,151 --> 00:20:46,118
'Cause those rosy days are few
565
00:20:46,153 --> 00:20:51,457
And stop apologizing for
the things you never done
566
00:20:51,492 --> 00:20:53,625
Time is short and life is cruel
567
00:20:53,661 --> 00:20:55,627
But it's up to us to change
568
00:20:55,649 --> 00:21:00,045
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