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- Previously on "Wrecked"...
- You have got to have
rebound sex.
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I am not eating a person!
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This is the jungle, Pack. It is...
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Eat or be eaten.
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Don't you guys see what this is?
It's a sail.
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This is our way home.
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I was thinking, instead of a boat,
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we could use the tarp for shelter.
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How about we go ahead
and we ask your island
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what they want to do
with the tarp? Yeah?
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Well, would you look at this shelter?!
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[Applause]
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And the tarp fits perfectly!
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See, we could make a life here.
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[All chanting "Steve"]
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[Insects chirping]
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[Grunting]
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[Screaming in distance]
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What was that?
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Owen.
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Owen, there's something in
the jungle, man. Wake up.
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Danny, it's an old jungle.
It's probably just settling.
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[Screeching]
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What was that?
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Something's hurt out there.
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- We got to help.
- Hey, hey, no, no!
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Hey, no.
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Owen, I swore to serve and protect.
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Danny, you didn't swear anything.
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- You're not a real cop.
- Irregardless.
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That's not a real word.
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- Irregardless...
- [Screaming]
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- What if that was you out there?
- Then I'd be dead.
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We're going out.
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Danny, no, we are not
going out there, okay?
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No. Never. Not in a million years.
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Not if you paid me a million dollars!
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Do you know how to use that?
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The sex whip?
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[Sarcastically] Oh, yeah.
I'm deadly with a sex whip.
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Just keep your eyes
open. Is the safety off?
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Yeah, of course the safety's off.
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[Screaming]
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Did you hear that?
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[Screaming continues]
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Man: I'm gonna kill you!
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- [Screams]
- [Gunshot]
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[Gasps]
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Oh, wow. You shot Pack.
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Wow.
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To think he was out there,
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only to come home and get
shot by Danny and Owen.
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Do you believe Danny
about what happened?
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Hmm. I don't know.
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They always seem to be in the
middle of our problems, don't they?
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We threw Todd in a pit for a
lot less than shooting a man.
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Exactly. What if you'd been shot?
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I don't know what we
would have done then.
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- What do you mean?
- Well, with your hunting and know-how,
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you're invaluable, Karen.
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You know,
I think of you as my vice president.
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Vice president?
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You want me to be your vice president?
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Yeah.
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Karen, what's...
what's wrong with your eyes?
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Those are the nicest things
anyone's ever said to me.
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Okay.
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Well, it's all true.
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Yep.
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[Sighs]
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Now we just need to work
out what to do with Danny.
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He needs to be punished,
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but if I do it, I'm
afraid people will think
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I'm just trying to get back at Owen.
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Oh, if only someone else could do it.
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Hey, wait. I could do it.
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Yes!
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No one would ever know it came from you
'cause I'd do it.
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It just comes right...
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Talk about thinking on your feet.
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- [Chuckles]
- You are a VP, aren't you?
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Oh, hello.
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Uh, Steve, can I talk to
you for a moment, privately?
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- Right.
- Karen.
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Vice president.
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Man, I feel so sorry for Pack.
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Oh, I know. Me, too, for sure.
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I had sex with Chet last night.
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What?!
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I know, I know.
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I know this is not, like,
the time or the place,
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but I-I literally have to tell somebody.
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Give me all the deets right now.
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Well,
it happened just like you said it would.
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Chet: Hey, Jess!
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Hey, do you have the
toenail clippers, man?
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My big toe is doing
something real weird.
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[REO Speedwagon's
"Keep On Loving You" plays]
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You should have seen by
the look in my eyes, baby
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[Music stops]
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It doesn't smell good, either,
so I don't know what...
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Oh. [Chuckles]
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My dong popped out. I apologize.
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One thing led to another, and then...
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Keep on loving you
- [Grunting, screaming]
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- [Screaming in distance]
- What was that?
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You shagged it up with the
filthiest hippie I've ever seen?
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[Laughs] Right?!
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I couldn't be more proud of you.
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He is just... He's so just like...
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not Todd.
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Yes! That's it!
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[Gasps] Oh, my God.
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We're gonna hang out later.
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No.
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What? Don't do that.
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You're a relationship person.
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I mean, have you ever had
a one-night stand before?
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Yeah. Once.
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And then we dated for seven years.
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Mm, I don't want to see you
in another Todd situation.
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Steve, I don't want to cause any panic,
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but I think Yolonzo
might have Mengshu Fever.
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What?
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Mengshu Fever, the Red Death.
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You've never heard of Mengshu Fever?
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Okay, Emma, we haven't all
done two years at foot school.
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Seven years of medical school, okay?
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It's called the Red Death
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because if the patient doesn't
get the proper medication,
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he ends up spitting up blood.
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Well, I don't see any red on him.
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Hey!
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I think he looks fine.
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Steve, if he has all the other symptoms.
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We have to take this seriously.
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Otherwise,
it's gonna spread across the island.
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I don't want to alarm everyone.
Maybe he's just getting old.
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- No.
- Old people get sick.
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- What?
- That's their thing.
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Since the beginning of time.
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I think he'll bounce back.
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[Gasps, panting]
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Oh, my God.
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He's gone.
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He's gone.
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Steve: Who's gone, Pack?
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Pack: What?
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If you're talking about Danny,
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I'm afraid he's... He's here.
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Danny: I'm so sorry I shot you, man.
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I-I didn't mean to at all.
Just happened so fast.
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Danny said that you came at him.
You were acting crazy.
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Crazy?
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Did you attack Danny?
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No. Of course not.
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Yes, you did. I was
standing right there.
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No, I was in the jungle,
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and I was coming out,
and then I saw him,
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and I was, like, "Oh,
these guys are my friends,"
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and then he shot me with his
gun right here, and he meant it.
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No, if anything,
Danny shot him in self-defense.
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Oh, come on. What reason
did he have to lie?
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I don't.
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This is ridiculous.
I was right there. I saw it.
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Accident or not, Danny shot Pack,
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and he deserves to be punished.
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Steve, what should we do?
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Well, we're not gonna just let
Steve decide what happens to Danny.
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Why not? He's the leader.
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Well, because he's
not a dictator, Karen.
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If anything, he should have a trial.
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You mean with a jury?
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Yeah, with a jury. That's right.
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In America, we have juries.
We do due process.
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- I will defend him.
- Thank you.
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Oh, then I will prosecute, hmm?
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Fair is fair.
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Danny deserves to be thrown in that pit,
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or worse.
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Oh! [Gasps]
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That was a powerful volley of orgasms.
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Good for you.
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I don't know what just happened.
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Thank you.
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Hey, I'm gonna go do
yoga a little bit later
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if you want to join.
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I don't want to toot my own flute,
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but I did take a class once, so...
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Yeah, that'd be... That'd be cool.
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Cool.
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Ice that down, and, uh,
maybe I'll see you later?
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Okay. Later, babe!
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"Babe"? Ugh.
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Florence,
I cannot fall into another relationship.
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I ca... I can't help myself,
but I cannot do another Todd.
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Okay, Ba-Ba-Ba... I have done
this a bajillion times, okay?
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- Wow.
- Okay.
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To avoid a relationship,
there are two time-honored rules.
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Number one... Avoid face time with him.
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Half of getting laid is just
being in the same vicinity.
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Number two...
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Never, ever, ever, ever,ever
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be alone with Chet after dark.
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- Ever!
- Oh.
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It's when you're weakest.
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Wait. But how do I limit
face time with him?
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The jury!
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Oh, yes! Get on the jury.
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No one in their right mind
would put that guy on a jury.
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Basically, I think that we're all guilty
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because of, like, the original sin.
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Like, Adam blaming Eve
for his own choice.
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But [Laughs]
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But also, I don't feel like I
have the right to punish anybody
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because punishment is just
living this dang life.
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Well, I like Chet for the jury.
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Oh. Then we agree.
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Chet, you've officially made the cut.
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Hey, thank you. Hey, thank you.
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You don't... Just sit down.
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- Okay.
- You don't need...
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Welcome to the jury.
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From now until the end of the trial,
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you will be sequestered together.
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Until you reach a verdict,
you're not going anywhere.
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[Whispering] That's so fun.
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Well, hello, everyone.
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This is our first trial on the island.
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We're here today to rule on
the wounding of Pack by Danny.
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We'll use standard trial proceedings.
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I'm sorry. Standard trial proceedings?
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Okay, we are creating
a new society here.
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Who's to say what sort of legal
system we should be using?
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I just figured we'd do it like on
"Law & Order."
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- Man: Yeah.
- Woman: Okay. Go for it.
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Yeah, I like that show.
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Right, now remember,
this is a serious proceeding,
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so it should be treated as such.
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[Banging]
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All right, court is now in session.
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People, the case is clear.
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There is no proof that
Pack attacked Danny.
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There is proof that Danny shot Pack.
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And shooting people is a crime.
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If it wasn't, I would have put a
bullet in my brother-in-law years ago.
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[Laughter]
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Why is that funny?
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[Laughter stops]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
did Danny shoot Pack?
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Yeah, he did.
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But he did it in self-defense.
257
00:09:55,964 --> 00:09:57,641
You guys, I was there that night.
258
00:09:57,666 --> 00:09:59,729
Pack came out of that jungle like...
259
00:09:59,754 --> 00:10:02,358
[Screaming]
260
00:10:02,383 --> 00:10:04,296
I'm gonna kill you!
261
00:10:04,863 --> 00:10:07,562
Now look at her face.
Look how scared she is.
262
00:10:07,936 --> 00:10:10,170
263
00:10:10,602 --> 00:10:12,769
Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack, Pack.
264
00:10:12,794 --> 00:10:15,729
You claim that you were lost,
265
00:10:15,754 --> 00:10:17,970
just trying to get home,
266
00:10:17,996 --> 00:10:19,258
and yet...
267
00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:22,461
when we found you that night,
you were covered in blood.
268
00:10:22,486 --> 00:10:24,032
Is that not true?
269
00:10:24,247 --> 00:10:27,168
What happened out there, Pack?
What don't you want us to know?
270
00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:30,748
271
00:10:32,554 --> 00:10:35,822
[Insects chirping]
272
00:10:35,985 --> 00:10:37,990
[Gasps] What was that?
273
00:10:38,015 --> 00:10:39,058
Jerry: Beats me.
274
00:10:39,246 --> 00:10:42,182
Man, it is creepy as shit out here.
275
00:10:42,207 --> 00:10:44,506
Stop following me, Jerry!
276
00:10:44,531 --> 00:10:45,354
- God damn it!
- Whoa!
277
00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:47,568
Why are you screaming at me, huh?!
278
00:10:47,593 --> 00:10:49,880
After everything I gave to you.
279
00:10:49,905 --> 00:10:51,944
- Put your shirt down!
- No, look at it.
280
00:10:51,976 --> 00:10:52,852
You're not real.
281
00:10:52,877 --> 00:10:55,451
You were just a dead body,
and I was starving,
282
00:10:55,476 --> 00:10:57,200
so I hallucinated a conversation.
283
00:10:57,225 --> 00:10:58,304
That's it!
284
00:10:58,329 --> 00:10:59,920
But you're not starving now,
285
00:11:00,183 --> 00:11:04,498
so then... why am I still
standing here talking to you?
286
00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,552
Oh, no.
287
00:11:07,577 --> 00:11:09,783
Pack, that means you've gone crazy.
288
00:11:09,809 --> 00:11:11,927
[High-pitched] Oh,
no, Pack. You're nuts.
289
00:11:11,952 --> 00:11:15,959
No. Stop doing that voice.
I'm not crazy. I'm very chill.
290
00:11:15,984 --> 00:11:18,680
[Normal voice] Buddy,
you chowed down on a dead dude,
291
00:11:18,705 --> 00:11:21,204
and now he's standing
here, talking to you.
292
00:11:21,229 --> 00:11:23,441
Shut up! Keep your voice down, Jerry!
293
00:11:23,466 --> 00:11:26,336
Oh, Pack is going crazy
294
00:11:26,361 --> 00:11:28,699
Pack is going crazy
295
00:11:28,724 --> 00:11:30,757
[Clucking]
296
00:11:30,781 --> 00:11:33,617
Leave me alone!
297
00:11:33,642 --> 00:11:35,674
- I'm gonna kill you!
- [Gunshot]
298
00:11:35,699 --> 00:11:38,177
Owen: Why'd you attack Danny?
299
00:11:40,021 --> 00:11:42,981
Yeah, Pack, tell them what you did.
300
00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:45,493
[Panting]
301
00:11:45,518 --> 00:11:48,018
I didn't attack Danny, okay?
302
00:11:48,043 --> 00:11:50,419
Um, I was coming out of
the jungle to see you guys,
303
00:11:50,444 --> 00:11:51,699
to see my family,
304
00:11:51,724 --> 00:11:55,392
and then he shot me,
right here in my shoulder hole,
305
00:11:55,417 --> 00:11:57,623
and I thought he was
supposed to be a cop.
306
00:11:57,647 --> 00:12:01,217
Yeah, yeah, that's a fair point.
307
00:12:01,426 --> 00:12:06,550
Danny is a cop with
extensive firearm training,
308
00:12:06,575 --> 00:12:09,540
and yet he still shot
Pack for no reason.
309
00:12:09,565 --> 00:12:10,465
No reason.
310
00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:13,588
If anything,
he should be judged more harshly.
311
00:12:13,613 --> 00:12:15,430
[Indistinct muttering]
312
00:12:15,455 --> 00:12:17,960
There's no further
questions here, so...
313
00:12:18,261 --> 00:12:20,267
No more, huh?
314
00:12:21,316 --> 00:12:24,515
This is bad. This is really bad.
315
00:12:24,540 --> 00:12:26,993
Okay. I can turn this around.
316
00:12:27,018 --> 00:12:28,915
You gotta trust me.
317
00:12:30,323 --> 00:12:33,041
We've heard a lot of cop talk today,
318
00:12:33,066 --> 00:12:37,607
but, Danny, are you actually
a trained officer of the law?
319
00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:41,128
What are you doing, man?
320
00:12:41,153 --> 00:12:43,654
It's gonna be all right.
Just tell the truth.
321
00:12:44,224 --> 00:12:46,780
322
00:12:47,958 --> 00:12:49,261
I'm not a cop.
323
00:12:49,286 --> 00:12:50,632
What?
324
00:12:50,657 --> 00:12:52,349
I've just been pretending to be one.
325
00:12:52,374 --> 00:12:53,473
[Indistinct shouting]
326
00:12:53,578 --> 00:12:55,426
All right, order!
327
00:12:55,861 --> 00:12:57,377
I just wanted to help people,
328
00:12:57,402 --> 00:13:00,216
you know, to serve and protect.
329
00:13:00,451 --> 00:13:04,562
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is not a case about a cop.
330
00:13:04,587 --> 00:13:05,995
This is a case
331
00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:09,840
about a civilian that
just wanted to protect us.
332
00:13:09,936 --> 00:13:12,258
Guys, put yourself in
Danny's shoes, okay?
333
00:13:12,283 --> 00:13:15,647
You're alone. It's nighttime.
You're in the jungle.
334
00:13:15,673 --> 00:13:18,414
Something jumps out at you.
It's gonna get you!
335
00:13:18,438 --> 00:13:20,308
It's gonna kill you! You're dead!
336
00:13:20,537 --> 00:13:24,229
Afraid, right?
337
00:13:24,364 --> 00:13:27,370
Wouldn't you defend yourself?
338
00:13:27,395 --> 00:13:29,353
Wouldn't we all?
339
00:13:29,774 --> 00:13:31,099
Hell, yeah, we would!
340
00:13:31,124 --> 00:13:32,995
Hell, yeah, we would!
341
00:13:33,202 --> 00:13:35,702
So, let's do the right thing now,
342
00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:37,870
and let's let this man go free.
343
00:13:37,896 --> 00:13:39,864
That's a great speech.
344
00:13:39,889 --> 00:13:41,924
[Applause]
345
00:13:42,505 --> 00:13:45,695
Okay, let me get this straight.
346
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,929
You're not a police officer?
347
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:52,452
No, Karen, I am not.
348
00:13:52,509 --> 00:13:54,072
No, you're worse.
349
00:13:54,097 --> 00:13:56,845
You're a liar with a gun!
350
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,204
He lied to us.
351
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,570
Liar with a gun. LWG.
352
00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:04,033
- Objection.
- Karen: We trusted him with our gun!
353
00:14:04,058 --> 00:14:05,585
He could have shot any of us!
354
00:14:05,610 --> 00:14:08,469
I say we banish him!
355
00:14:08,494 --> 00:14:10,311
[Indistinct shouting]
356
00:14:10,336 --> 00:14:12,193
Is this part of your plan?
357
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:14,227
Nope.
358
00:14:17,725 --> 00:14:21,090
Bruce: We're just going over the
same material over and over again.
359
00:14:21,115 --> 00:14:22,314
You guys!
360
00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:24,139
We've been at this for hours, okay?
361
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,226
It's Danny. It was an accident.
362
00:14:26,251 --> 00:14:28,010
Roger: Unless it wasn't.
363
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:31,283
I think we should do an eye for an eye,
bullet for bullet.
364
00:14:31,308 --> 00:14:32,825
Holy shit, Roger.
365
00:14:32,850 --> 00:14:34,850
Look, I just plain don't trust Pack.
366
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,473
I'm not saying he's a terrorist,
367
00:14:36,498 --> 00:14:39,287
but what was he doing on our plane?
He might be a terrorist.
368
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,133
No, hey! Man, Pack's my buddy,
369
00:14:41,158 --> 00:14:43,661
and the... the real
terrorist is the gun...
370
00:14:43,686 --> 00:14:45,354
- Okay.
- So why don't we banish the gun?
371
00:14:45,379 --> 00:14:48,199
Look, you're ruining this island,
Cat Stevens! That's what you have here!
372
00:14:48,224 --> 00:14:49,778
- [Indistinct shouting]
- Hey, look!
373
00:14:49,819 --> 00:14:52,889
We're clearly not gonna come
to any conclusions tonight,
374
00:14:52,914 --> 00:14:56,424
so why don't we just get some shut-eye,
and we'll start first thing in the morning.
375
00:14:56,449 --> 00:14:59,070
- We're... We're sleeping here?
- Yeah, Missy. We're sequestering.
376
00:14:59,102 --> 00:15:02,253
Florence: Number two...
Never, ever, ever, ever
377
00:15:02,278 --> 00:15:03,640
be alone with Chet after dark.
378
00:15:03,664 --> 00:15:06,070
I hope you guys like it Au naturel
379
00:15:06,095 --> 00:15:07,519
'cause I sleep in the buff.
380
00:15:07,544 --> 00:15:12,237
[REO Speedwagon's
"Keep On Loving You" plays]
381
00:15:12,262 --> 00:15:14,544
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
382
00:15:14,569 --> 00:15:16,189
What if there was another way?
383
00:15:16,213 --> 00:15:18,163
A way that ends this now?
384
00:15:18,189 --> 00:15:21,057
385
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,772
Well, has the jury reached a verdict?
386
00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:25,638
We have.
387
00:15:26,124 --> 00:15:29,272
We, the jury,
have decided that Danny's fate...
388
00:15:29,823 --> 00:15:32,025
389
00:15:32,611 --> 00:15:34,860
Shall be decided by Steve.
390
00:15:35,138 --> 00:15:37,104
Are you [bleep] kidding me right now?
391
00:15:37,129 --> 00:15:39,836
It was the only unanimous
decision we could come to.
392
00:15:39,861 --> 00:15:42,611
I mean, always be sequestering,
like, day and night,
393
00:15:42,636 --> 00:15:44,234
and sleeping together and stuff.
394
00:15:44,259 --> 00:15:45,503
We all trust Steve.
395
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,214
He will do what's best for the island.
396
00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:48,996
You are making him a dictator.
397
00:15:49,021 --> 00:15:50,745
Come on, Owen. It's just Steve.
398
00:15:50,771 --> 00:15:52,242
Yeah, and I'm sure in Germany,
399
00:15:52,267 --> 00:15:54,248
they were like, "Come
on. It's just Adolf!"
400
00:15:54,272 --> 00:15:55,841
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
401
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:59,060
It's the mustache, isn't it?
That's where the comparison ends.
402
00:15:59,085 --> 00:16:02,347
Maybe that and my love of fine art.
403
00:16:02,372 --> 00:16:05,508
Well, if that's what the,
uh, island has decided,
404
00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:07,162
then so be it.
405
00:16:07,187 --> 00:16:08,590
I'm gonna make a decision.
406
00:16:08,615 --> 00:16:10,892
I'll be back in an hour.
407
00:16:10,917 --> 00:16:12,417
[Indistinct talking]
408
00:16:12,442 --> 00:16:14,476
[Insects chirping]
409
00:16:14,977 --> 00:16:17,976
410
00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:20,886
[Sighs]
411
00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:22,509
Jessaroni!
412
00:16:22,534 --> 00:16:24,084
- Oh! God. Shit.
- Sorry.
413
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:26,043
I didn't mean to spook you. I'm sorry.
414
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:28,034
Chet, we cannot keep doing this, okay?
415
00:16:28,059 --> 00:16:29,642
We-We've got to stop.
416
00:16:30,477 --> 00:16:33,916
Oh, you're developing feelings for me.
417
00:16:33,941 --> 00:16:35,431
What? No.
418
00:16:35,456 --> 00:16:37,003
- No?
- No.
419
00:16:37,028 --> 00:16:38,036
Oh.
420
00:16:38,062 --> 00:16:40,910
Y-You're interested, though,
like, you kind of want to...
421
00:16:40,935 --> 00:16:42,935
- Not really.
- Not really?
422
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:43,940
No.
423
00:16:43,965 --> 00:16:47,567
Okay, do you...
Do you like me at all, or...
424
00:16:48,253 --> 00:16:51,206
No. no!
425
00:16:51,231 --> 00:16:54,080
I don't like you at all, Chet!
426
00:16:54,106 --> 00:16:55,372
Oh, my God!
427
00:16:55,396 --> 00:16:56,745
You're the worst.
428
00:16:56,769 --> 00:16:58,976
You're not funny. You're not smart.
429
00:16:59,002 --> 00:17:00,938
You're kind of sweaty all the time,
430
00:17:00,963 --> 00:17:02,291
and honestly, I don't understand
431
00:17:02,316 --> 00:17:03,848
most of the weird things that you say,
432
00:17:03,872 --> 00:17:05,728
because...
I-It's not because I don't get it.
433
00:17:05,754 --> 00:17:07,278
It's because it's literally gibberish.
434
00:17:07,303 --> 00:17:08,940
It just... It doesn't make sense, Chet!
435
00:17:08,965 --> 00:17:11,301
- Mm.
- Huh.
436
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:13,901
So if I don't have feelings for you,
437
00:17:13,926 --> 00:17:16,501
where does that leave us?
438
00:17:17,666 --> 00:17:23,011
-
Keep on loving you
- [Both moaning, shouting]
439
00:17:24,101 --> 00:17:25,800
This isn't right, Steve.
440
00:17:25,825 --> 00:17:26,904
[Sighs]
441
00:17:26,929 --> 00:17:29,490
You just can't stand the idea
of me being in charge, can you?
442
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:30,635
In charge of what?
443
00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:32,121
You're playing make-believe here.
444
00:17:32,146 --> 00:17:33,844
This is not a real society.
445
00:17:33,869 --> 00:17:35,928
This is just some rock
that we're stuck on
446
00:17:35,953 --> 00:17:37,747
until we can get home.
447
00:17:38,376 --> 00:17:42,431
Owen, this is our reality,
and I'm the leader here.
448
00:17:42,456 --> 00:17:45,689
Well, then, do the
right thing for Danny.
449
00:17:45,714 --> 00:17:49,178
I promise you, I will.
450
00:17:53,327 --> 00:17:54,582
Yolonzo?
451
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,542
Yolonzo!
452
00:17:56,567 --> 00:17:58,181
Yolonzo?
453
00:18:02,525 --> 00:18:05,181
I knew it was Mengshu! Yes!
454
00:18:05,206 --> 00:18:09,609
I am so sorry, Yolonzo, but I knew it.
455
00:18:09,634 --> 00:18:11,548
[Laughs]
456
00:18:11,573 --> 00:18:13,464
[Coughing]
457
00:18:21,515 --> 00:18:23,181
[Steve sighs]
458
00:18:23,216 --> 00:18:25,291
This was not an easy decision.
459
00:18:25,316 --> 00:18:27,339
It was an honest one.
460
00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:30,018
What we're trying to do here
on this island is difficult.
461
00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:33,265
We're laying the foundation
for a real society
462
00:18:33,290 --> 00:18:36,024
because this is not some
rock we're living on.
463
00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:37,359
This is home.
464
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,820
And when you're at home,
you want to feel safe.
465
00:18:40,845 --> 00:18:43,179
Now, do I think that Danny is dangerous?
466
00:18:43,204 --> 00:18:44,403
No.
467
00:18:44,428 --> 00:18:46,325
Therefore, he will not be banished.
468
00:18:46,349 --> 00:18:48,597
- [Sighs]
- [Crowd murmuring]
469
00:18:48,622 --> 00:18:51,924
But the fact does remain
that he did lie to us,
470
00:18:52,237 --> 00:18:55,805
and his lie resulted in
a severe injury to Pack.
471
00:18:55,913 --> 00:18:59,578
So therefore, Danny,
I give you three weeks in the pit.
472
00:18:59,603 --> 00:19:01,973
Wow. Great job.
473
00:19:01,998 --> 00:19:05,376
- And, Owen, you'll be joining him.
- What?!
474
00:19:05,401 --> 00:19:08,203
You were complicit in his
lies since the very beginning.
475
00:19:08,228 --> 00:19:10,428
- Makes you an accomplice.
- This is insane.
476
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:12,767
Just serve the time, Owen.
477
00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:15,427
Do the right thing.
478
00:19:16,069 --> 00:19:19,937
Okay, Steve, how about you
take a big shit into your hands
479
00:19:19,962 --> 00:19:21,853
and then eat it with your own face?
480
00:19:21,878 --> 00:19:23,654
'Cause we're not gonna go in your pit.
481
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,113
- [All gasping]
- A bit foul.
482
00:19:25,968 --> 00:19:27,935
But don't make me think of banishment
483
00:19:27,961 --> 00:19:29,580
because I'm... I'm gonna consider it.
484
00:19:29,605 --> 00:19:31,612
Owen, please,
if we're both in the pit together...
485
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:32,329
It's okay.
486
00:19:32,354 --> 00:19:34,540
Yeah, you don't have
to consider it, okay?
487
00:19:34,565 --> 00:19:37,865
Because right now,
I'm banishing myself and Danny
488
00:19:37,890 --> 00:19:40,845
because we would rather go live
on the other side of this island
489
00:19:40,871 --> 00:19:43,705
and focus on what's important,
which is getting home.
490
00:19:43,730 --> 00:19:46,179
Once you leave, you can never return.
491
00:19:46,204 --> 00:19:47,595
No, I understand what banishment is
492
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,023
'cause I just banished myself.
493
00:19:49,048 --> 00:19:51,432
- Right.
- Danny, you ready to go?
494
00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:55,610
Daniel, you don't have
to listen to this.
495
00:19:55,635 --> 00:19:57,350
He's... He's confused, I think.
496
00:19:57,375 --> 00:19:58,681
If I was you, I'd stay.
497
00:19:58,706 --> 00:20:02,154
We've got a nice, warm pit here for you.
498
00:20:03,216 --> 00:20:05,291
Okay, let's go.
499
00:20:05,316 --> 00:20:07,923
[Dramatic music plays]
500
00:20:30,545 --> 00:20:35,221
Holy shit. You are an asshole.
501
00:20:39,567 --> 00:20:40,800
Florence!
502
00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:41,516
Emma?
503
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,805
Good news... I was
right. It was Mengshu.
504
00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:45,496
What? Isn't that awesome?
505
00:20:45,521 --> 00:20:49,129
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, also, Yolonzo's dead.
506
00:20:49,154 --> 00:20:50,296
- Oh.
- [Coughing]
507
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,903
- Oh, my God!
- [Gagging]
508
00:20:52,928 --> 00:20:54,713
What a shit!
509
00:20:54,779 --> 00:20:56,691
Help!
510
00:21:00,751 --> 00:21:05,217
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