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[Birds chirping]
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Come on.
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[Scoffs]
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This place is a freaking nightmare.
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No.
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What the hell is this?
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Just one bar! Come on!
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Son of a bitch!
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Let's see what this is.
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Oh, God. Now I need to pee.
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Okay.
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[Beep]
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[Urinating stops]
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[Laughs] Oh!
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I did it!
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I got a signal!
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Whoo!
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[Beep]
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No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!
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I need this! Oh, come on.
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Come on!
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[Beep]
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[Laughs] Okay, okay.
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Ohh. Uhh...
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Help!
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Help me!
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[Groans]
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[Birds chirping]
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[Groans softly]
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[Music stops, flies buzzing]
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[Screaming]
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[Screaming]
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Oh, God! They're so gross!
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They're everywhere!
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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So sad.
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Yeah. Really makes you think
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about how precious life can be.
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So, what are we thinking?
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Hack 'em up, throw 'em in a bag,
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put a bunch of rocks in there,
weigh 'em down?
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Yeah, no,
these bodies need to be moved and burned
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before they start spreading disease.
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Like, we move them, like, with our...
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With our...
We got to touch 'em with our hands?
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Okay, we should all listen to Emma.
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She knows what she's talking about.
She's a podiatrist.
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Foot doctor.
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All: Oh!
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I thought you were a real doctor.
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A podiatrist is a real doctor.
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But she said you were a foot doctor.
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A foot doctor is a real doctor.
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They just specialize in feet.
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Oh, like when a nurse wraps your ankle.
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No, like when a podiatrist
saves your life.
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Through your feet.
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The feet are the gateway to the body!
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Enough! You're boring me.
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We got to light these suckers up,
so let's get to it.
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Wait! Before we release these people,
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we need to perform a
transition ceremony.
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- A what?
- A Native American memorial
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celebrating a soul's departure
from the physical plane.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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We can all play grab-ass on the beach,
you know,
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jerk each other off in the sand.
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If we're gonna waste
time, let's waste time.
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I think a memorial is a great idea.
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Get rid of any disease,
say good-bye to these cadavers.
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- People.
- People.
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Okay, fine. How about you three
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go into the jungle and
check for any missed bodies,
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and I'll clear this beach.
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And I'll just jot down
some notes for a eulogy.
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Probably open with a joke.
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Oh, no, no, no, Daniel.
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We're gonna need you
to clear the fuselage.
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- The fusi-what?
- The fuselage in the jungle.
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That thing's jammed full of bodies...
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people split in two, arms hanging off.
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[People screaming]
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I saw a woman who was
literally folded in half
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like a lawn chair.
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There's some pretty heavy shit.
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But you've probably seen
worse on the force, right?
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- I mean, you're a cop.
- Totally.
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I'm not a cop.
Why did I tell people I was a cop?!
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And now they want me
to clear the fuselage?
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It's like a giant tube of nightmares!
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I can't do it! I'm not gonna do it!
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Then don't, man. Just
tell people the truth.
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I can't tell people that I'm not a cop.
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Then I'll be the liar on the island.
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Besides, it's like the first time
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people are actually
looking at me with respect
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and someone's finally listening...
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Yeah, I got to go.
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I'm sure whatever you
decide to do will be great.
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They're just corpses.
They can't hurt you.
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[Suspenseful music plays]
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Babe, I just talked to Karen.
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Looks like some bodies
washed up during the night.
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What? Seriously?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, yes!
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That's awesome!
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Maybe my Callaway washed up, too.
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Jesus, Todd, those are people, okay?
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Enough with the golf club.
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Jess, it's not a golf club.
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It's a $1,500 golf club.
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It's a $1,500 metal stick, okay?
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Let it go!
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- Oh, let it go?
- Please!
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Jess, my baby is out there!
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You might just be able to move on,
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but I will not rest until I find her.
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Baby?
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Boy, he is just...
jammed in there, isn't he, huh?
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And the angle is so impressive.
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How does this happen?
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Pack: [In distance] Aah! Help me!
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Oh, Pack!
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- Pack!
- Pack!
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[Laughing]
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You guys!
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Why are your pants down, buddy?
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- What? I only had one hand.
- Ugh.
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Whatever! I've got a sig...
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- [Beep]
- Oh, my God, it's gone.
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What's gone?
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You guys must have
interrupted the signal.
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Get back!
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Okay!
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- [Beep]
- Get back! There! There, stop!
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Don't move a muscle.
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Pack, what's going on?
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This is a satellite phone.
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It's got a very low battery,
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but it has a signal... a faint signal.
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Any of us move, I'll lose it.
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What are you saying?
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I think we can make a call.
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[All shout]
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Stop moving!
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Owen: Okay, so, what
are you waiting for?
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Call somebody.
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Wait, say that again.
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- Call somebody.
- A-doy!
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I would have called someone,
Owen, but my phone is dead.
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And the only number I know
off the top of my head
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is my office. And it's
closed on Saturday!
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Because today has to
be a goddamn Saturday!
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What about all those phones?
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They're all dead or locked.
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Do any of you guys know
anyone's phone number?
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What, like... from memory?
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Uh...
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Really?
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None of these phones work?
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Um... parents?
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People know parents' numbers, right?
Florence?
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Oh, no.
My parents don't believe in cellphones.
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What? Why?
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Uh, a little thing called
[whispering] the NSA.
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- Oh, my God.
- Wake up, sheeple!
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They're always listening.
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Oh, God! Never mind!
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- Owen.
- Pass.
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- Pass?
- Yeah, pass.
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- Like a game show?
- Oh, Emma... Boomer! Boomer!
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Oh! No!
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Oh, what's a Boomer?
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- My friend.
- It's her drug dealer.
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He happens to deal drugs.
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I don't know, I'm spitballing here.
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Guys, the police, right? 911.
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What?
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Like the... the world police.
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Is that a thing? Yeah, never mind.
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I said pass, so I'm...
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What about someone at Columbia
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or a hospital or something?
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Uh, yes, yes!
I know the number to a hospital!
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[Both scream]
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Florence, you beautiful bitch,
you did it again!
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- You're freakin' brilliant!
- You're freakin' brilliant!
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Stop... dancing!!
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It's okay. It's just a
bunch of dead people.
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You got this. [Chuckling] Okay!
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We're gonna make this fun.
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It'll be like a real-life
"Weekend at Bernie's."
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[Shuddering]
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Oh, God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, God.
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I can't do this. I can't do this.
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Man: Of course you can't.
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Dad?
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That's right. Your father.
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You were on the plane?
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- What?
- What?
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No, I wasn't on the pla...
This is a nightmare sequence.
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I'm all your fears and
bullshit come to life.
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Ohhh.
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Did you seriously not get that?
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I don't know. It was kind of confusing.
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No, it's not. It was daytime out there.
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Now there's like all this
fog and shit in here.
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What... What did you
think was happening?
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I don't know! Why are you here, Dad?!
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I'm here to tell you that
you'll never move these bodies
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because you're a coward.
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That's why you ran off to Thailand.
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That's why you'll never take
over the family business.
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I told you I don't want to be like you.
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I want to help people.
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So, is that why you're pretending to be
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some blue-collar cop?
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Hey, y'all hear that?
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My son wants to be a public servant.
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[Laughter]
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Don't laugh at me.
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Daniel!! No one needs your help.
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Sooner or later,
these people are going to find out
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who you really are, who I am,
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and they're gonna hate you for it.
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Why are you being so mean?
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Because that's how nightmare
sequences with Dad work!
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I'm the reason you're
scared of everything!
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[Whimpers]
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[Laughter]
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- No!
- See?!
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You're not gonna clear out these bodies
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because you're a pussy, Daniel!
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Now, stop embarrassing the family
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and get the hell out of here! Scram!
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[Whimpering] But, Da...
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Hi, Todd.
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[Grunts]
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What do you want, Legs?
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Hey, look, I heard about
what you lost in the crash.
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- You did, huh?
- So sorry, Todd.
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Yeah.
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It sucks dick.
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That's what I was just
thinking, you know?
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It sucks... dick.
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Only had her for, like, six months, too.
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I can't even imagine.
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I remember the first
time I picked her up.
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Just thinking, [Bleep]
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This thing is so light, you know?"
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She weighed nothing.
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Life is precious.
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But she was strong, too.
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Like, it had this big, old fatty head.
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That's... cute.
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Yeah, I guess.
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Well, Todd, why don't you come with us?
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[Grunts] Help sort
through the wreckage, eh?
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Might take your mind off a few things.
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[Sighs] Yeah, all right.
263
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Who knows?
264
00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:30,402
Maybe I'll find her. [Chuckles]
265
00:09:31,513 --> 00:09:33,548
[Sighs]
266
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:34,943
Maybe you will.
267
00:09:34,968 --> 00:09:36,727
- [Ringing]
- Okay, here we go.
268
00:09:36,752 --> 00:09:39,060
Woman: Thanks for calling
San Francisco General.
269
00:09:39,085 --> 00:09:40,895
- For English, press ...
- One, press one.
270
00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,182
- [Beep]
- Hola, gracias por...
271
00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:45,176
What?! Owen, you said press one!
272
00:09:45,201 --> 00:09:47,920
English is always one!
Why would you make Spanish one?!
273
00:09:47,945 --> 00:09:49,963
Wow. White privilege much?
274
00:09:49,988 --> 00:09:51,503
Florence, you studied in Spain.
What is it saying?
275
00:09:51,528 --> 00:09:52,863
Okay, that was more about the culture
276
00:09:52,888 --> 00:09:54,588
- than about the language.
- Florence, listen!
277
00:09:54,613 --> 00:09:56,307
- Okay! Uh, shut up!
- Come on.
278
00:09:56,332 --> 00:09:58,741
Okay, it's...
the voice thing we need to say,
279
00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:00,235
um... the name of a department.
280
00:10:00,260 --> 00:10:01,728
Yeah, yeah, I still don't speak Spanish!
Come on!
281
00:10:01,753 --> 00:10:03,050
Just say "Operator."
282
00:10:03,517 --> 00:10:05,185
Operator.
283
00:10:05,210 --> 00:10:06,713
Man: Lo siento?
284
00:10:06,738 --> 00:10:09,542
- Operator!
- Man: Lo siento?
285
00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:12,169
Opera-dor?
286
00:10:13,987 --> 00:10:15,329
[Hold music plays]
287
00:10:15,354 --> 00:10:18,814
[Laughs] Oh, no shit!
288
00:10:21,183 --> 00:10:23,757
- [Hold music continues]
- Come on! Somebody pick up!!
289
00:10:23,782 --> 00:10:25,902
- So, who do you know at this hospital?
- Well, no one yet.
290
00:10:25,927 --> 00:10:28,473
Uh, It's just the hospital
that I matched at, so...
291
00:10:28,774 --> 00:10:30,665
But isn't this in San Francisco?
292
00:10:31,053 --> 00:10:33,317
We live in New York.
293
00:10:34,292 --> 00:10:37,293
You got a job in San Francisco?
294
00:10:37,529 --> 00:10:39,008
Well, Florence, I basically...
295
00:10:39,033 --> 00:10:40,468
That's great.
296
00:10:40,929 --> 00:10:41,933
What?
297
00:10:41,958 --> 00:10:43,721
Yeah. That is fantastic.
298
00:10:43,746 --> 00:10:45,459
I'm so happy for you.
299
00:10:46,052 --> 00:10:47,973
Wow. I thought this was gonna be,
300
00:10:47,998 --> 00:10:49,167
like, a whole thing with you guys.
301
00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:51,894
- So, you're not mad?
- No. Just let me know
302
00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,059
when you want to pick up the knife.
303
00:10:53,084 --> 00:10:55,313
- What knife?
- From my freakin' back!
304
00:10:55,338 --> 00:10:56,535
There it is.
305
00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:58,490
- Oh, here we go.
- Ugh.
306
00:10:58,515 --> 00:11:00,851
Pretty snazzy for some cool guy.
307
00:11:00,876 --> 00:11:02,708
Yeah, they're all right.
308
00:11:03,256 --> 00:11:05,284
Why don't you have them?
309
00:11:05,326 --> 00:11:07,768
Oh, great. Thanks.
310
00:11:10,316 --> 00:11:14,069
Hey, Todd, how's Jess doing?
Is she all right?
311
00:11:14,094 --> 00:11:16,075
You know, with your loss and everything?
312
00:11:16,101 --> 00:11:17,535
- Jess?
- Yeah.
313
00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,300
She doesn't give two shits.
314
00:11:19,630 --> 00:11:21,284
She's glad it's gone.
315
00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:22,169
What?!
316
00:11:22,194 --> 00:11:24,075
Yeah. She hated the thing.
317
00:11:24,099 --> 00:11:26,480
Used to make me keep it in the garage.
318
00:11:26,799 --> 00:11:29,235
She kept your baby in the garage?!
319
00:11:29,260 --> 00:11:31,934
- Little Callaway?
- Oh, yeah, bro.
320
00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:33,950
Said I loved it more than her.
321
00:11:33,974 --> 00:11:35,655
This one time, we were fighting.
322
00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:36,848
She just grabbed the thing,
323
00:11:36,873 --> 00:11:38,905
started swinging at me
like a goddamn animal.
324
00:11:38,938 --> 00:11:40,336
[Growling]
325
00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,029
Oh, my God! She's mad!
326
00:11:42,054 --> 00:11:43,475
Pretty much.
327
00:11:44,310 --> 00:11:46,280
Hey, honey.
328
00:11:46,504 --> 00:11:47,472
Oh.
329
00:11:47,505 --> 00:11:49,575
Yeah, she's a nightmare.
330
00:11:51,135 --> 00:11:55,540
Todd, I want you to know
that I'm there for you, okay?
331
00:11:58,823 --> 00:12:00,959
Okay.
332
00:12:01,573 --> 00:12:03,352
So, you were just gonna leave
333
00:12:03,377 --> 00:12:06,180
and slink away from
our 10-year friendship
334
00:12:06,213 --> 00:12:07,886
to some foot hospital?!
335
00:12:07,911 --> 00:12:09,117
It's a regular hospital!
336
00:12:09,142 --> 00:12:10,803
Okay, sorry to interrupt, guys,
337
00:12:10,828 --> 00:12:13,563
but we're losing battery,
and nobody's picking up!
338
00:12:13,588 --> 00:12:14,544
Florence, you're up.
339
00:12:14,569 --> 00:12:16,144
- Your drug dealer, Boom Town.
- Boomer.
340
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:17,390
Whatever! Do you trust him?
341
00:12:17,415 --> 00:12:18,587
No, we do not trust him.
342
00:12:18,611 --> 00:12:20,549
- With my life.
- Oh, okay!
343
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,520
So, we're just gonna
hang up on a hospital
344
00:12:22,544 --> 00:12:25,072
and call someone who's done
molly via their butthole.
345
00:12:25,098 --> 00:12:26,568
Oh, my God! That was one time!
346
00:12:26,601 --> 00:12:29,209
And who's gonna not butt-roll
at a Rick Ross concert?!
347
00:12:29,234 --> 00:12:30,806
Wait, wait, wait! Shut
up, shut up, shut up!
348
00:12:30,831 --> 00:12:32,586
- It stopped.
- Okay.
349
00:12:32,611 --> 00:12:34,280
[Laughs]
350
00:12:34,305 --> 00:12:37,012
Man: It's almost fall,
and you know what that means.
351
00:12:37,037 --> 00:12:38,312
It's flu shot season!
352
00:12:38,337 --> 00:12:39,055
Aah!!
353
00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,137
You got to be kidding me.
354
00:12:40,162 --> 00:12:42,729
Oh, forget this! Florence, you're up!
355
00:12:42,754 --> 00:12:45,066
We're calling butt-roll guy!
356
00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:49,040
Beach is almost cleared.
How's it going on the fuselage?
357
00:12:49,065 --> 00:12:50,455
Uh, yeah, it's going.
358
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,950
You haven't seen this guy, have you?
359
00:12:54,153 --> 00:12:56,128
Not yet. Why?
360
00:12:56,153 --> 00:12:57,425
Body's still missing.
361
00:12:57,450 --> 00:13:01,358
Wife down there...
says she can't say good-bye without it.
362
00:13:01,383 --> 00:13:03,809
She seems to think it's
still somewhere on the plane.
363
00:13:03,834 --> 00:13:07,304
I keep telling her, lady,
anything could have happened.
364
00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:09,098
For all we know, he could have
365
00:13:09,123 --> 00:13:10,876
blown out of the sky at 30,000 feet,
366
00:13:10,901 --> 00:13:12,758
fallen in the ocean, sunk to the bottom.
367
00:13:12,782 --> 00:13:14,588
Unless, of course, the sharks got him.
368
00:13:14,614 --> 00:13:16,585
Hell, I've seen a hammerhead shark
369
00:13:16,610 --> 00:13:18,762
tear into a grown man
like he was warm bread.
370
00:13:18,787 --> 00:13:20,995
Ripped his butt clean off.
371
00:13:21,021 --> 00:13:23,604
I said, "Lady, your
husband... fish bait."
372
00:13:23,629 --> 00:13:25,526
Probably got eaten by
a hammerhead shark."
373
00:13:25,552 --> 00:13:27,758
Some people just can't
let go of the past.
374
00:13:27,782 --> 00:13:30,136
Anyway, I'll let her know.
375
00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:35,184
Karen, wait.
376
00:13:36,356 --> 00:13:40,432
- I'll go look again.
- Okay.
377
00:13:44,553 --> 00:13:46,222
[Beeps]
378
00:13:46,247 --> 00:13:49,078
Okay, it's ringing. Florence, get ready.
379
00:13:49,103 --> 00:13:50,356
We do not have much time left.
380
00:13:50,381 --> 00:13:51,567
[Line ringing]
381
00:13:51,592 --> 00:13:53,214
Boomer: Hello?
382
00:13:53,239 --> 00:13:55,518
- Aah!!
- Boomer! Boomer, it's Florence!
383
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:56,561
Oh, hey, it's you!
384
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,235
Boomer, I knew you'd pick up, okay.
385
00:13:58,259 --> 00:13:59,961
Emma said you wouldn't,
but I knew you would.
386
00:13:59,986 --> 00:14:02,683
That doesn't matter right now.
Okay, we are alive, okay?
387
00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:05,224
We crashed on an island,
and we are stranded.
388
00:14:05,249 --> 00:14:07,551
Boomer: Uh, just hanging, man.
How about you?
389
00:14:07,664 --> 00:14:08,835
Boomer, what are you...
390
00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:10,603
it's Florence! What
are you talking about?!
391
00:14:10,628 --> 00:14:11,913
Boomer: Psych!
392
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,368
This is a voicemail!
393
00:14:13,393 --> 00:14:15,106
You got Boomered, dummy!
394
00:14:15,131 --> 00:14:17,142
[Laughs] I'm not actually here.
395
00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:19,904
Whatever you just said,
no one will ever hear it.
396
00:14:19,929 --> 00:14:22,964
Why? 'Cause you got Boomered!
397
00:14:22,989 --> 00:14:24,459
Hello? Are you still there?!
398
00:14:24,682 --> 00:14:25,984
[All shout]
399
00:14:26,009 --> 00:14:28,917
Boomer, your stupid voicemail!
Okay, it's Florence!
400
00:14:28,943 --> 00:14:30,041
And we are stranded...
401
00:14:30,066 --> 00:14:31,343
Boomer: Double psych!
402
00:14:31,368 --> 00:14:34,014
[Laughs] It's still my voicemail!
403
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,761
[Laughs] Anyway, get at me.
404
00:14:36,786 --> 00:14:38,709
Oh, and if you're
calling about the iguana,
405
00:14:38,734 --> 00:14:39,869
somebody already took him.
406
00:14:39,894 --> 00:14:41,230
- [Beep]
- Woman: We're sorry.
407
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:44,382
This mailbox is full and
cannot take new messages.
408
00:14:44,407 --> 00:14:45,848
[Cries]
409
00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:49,791
410
00:14:57,651 --> 00:14:59,788
[Laughter]
411
00:15:01,930 --> 00:15:03,899
Hey, shut up!
412
00:15:03,924 --> 00:15:05,579
You're dead.
413
00:15:05,635 --> 00:15:07,835
Well, well, well.
414
00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:10,063
If it isn't my greatest disappoi...
415
00:15:10,088 --> 00:15:10,956
Oh!
416
00:15:10,981 --> 00:15:12,249
You're gonna listen to me, Dad.
417
00:15:12,274 --> 00:15:14,943
See this woman? She needs my help.
418
00:15:14,968 --> 00:15:16,437
So, I'm gonna help her.
419
00:15:16,462 --> 00:15:18,771
'Cause on this island, I'm not like you.
420
00:15:18,796 --> 00:15:20,268
I'm a cop.
421
00:15:20,293 --> 00:15:23,226
Now, where's the guy
in the Hawaiian shirt?
422
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:25,899
Where's the guy in the Hawaiian shirt?!
423
00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:28,239
[Whimpers]
424
00:15:32,362 --> 00:15:34,365
Pussy!
425
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:40,432
Oh, God, he's fat.
426
00:15:42,626 --> 00:15:44,518
Okay, how much call time is left?
427
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:45,840
Like, maybe a few seconds.
428
00:15:45,865 --> 00:15:47,199
Does anyone have anyone else to call?
429
00:15:47,224 --> 00:15:48,844
Owen?
430
00:15:48,869 --> 00:15:50,863
Okay. Hear me out.
431
00:15:50,889 --> 00:15:53,192
There's a Papa John's in Tucson.
432
00:15:53,217 --> 00:15:54,785
You don't know anyone's number?
433
00:15:54,810 --> 00:15:56,652
Oh, like Boomer and his rad voicemail?
434
00:15:56,677 --> 00:15:58,415
Hey! No, only I get
to yell at my friend.
435
00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:00,546
Voicemail. I'm gonna leave a voicemail!
436
00:16:00,571 --> 00:16:01,568
Okay, who are you calling?
437
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:03,903
My office. I'll leave a message
for my assistant, Charlie.
438
00:16:03,928 --> 00:16:05,065
He'll find us! We're rescued!
439
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,154
What are you gonna say?
440
00:16:06,179 --> 00:16:08,018
"Hey, it's Pack. I'm alive."
441
00:16:08,043 --> 00:16:09,358
Trust me, he'll find me.
442
00:16:09,383 --> 00:16:12,019
- [Ringing]
- Shh, quiet. Quiet, quiet, quiet.
443
00:16:12,779 --> 00:16:16,350
Hello. You've reached the
voicemail of Charlie Fay,
444
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:20,358
newly appointed sports agent
at United Artists Agency.
445
00:16:20,383 --> 00:16:23,629
Leave a name and number after the beep.
446
00:16:23,653 --> 00:16:25,086
- [Beep]
- They made Charlie an agent?
447
00:16:25,111 --> 00:16:26,462
Pack, the voicemail!
448
00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:27,454
Oh, oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
449
00:16:27,479 --> 00:16:28,819
Charlie, it's Pack!
450
00:16:28,844 --> 00:16:30,908
- [Beeping]
- Come save us, I'm Ali...
451
00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:34,689
What happened?
452
00:16:34,714 --> 00:16:36,953
It's dead.
453
00:16:42,706 --> 00:16:44,609
They replaced me after one week.
454
00:16:44,634 --> 00:16:46,236
I gave my life to that place.
455
00:16:46,261 --> 00:16:47,597
This must be your worst nightmare,
456
00:16:47,622 --> 00:16:48,756
'cause you're stuck here with me.
457
00:16:48,781 --> 00:16:50,009
Oh, Florence, come on.
458
00:16:50,034 --> 00:16:51,511
I just think it's very telling
459
00:16:51,536 --> 00:16:54,265
that the only number you
know is some hospital.
460
00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:55,659
Oh, okay, well, not all of us
461
00:16:55,692 --> 00:16:56,949
want to live off of unemployment
462
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,494
while we make candles in our bath tub.
463
00:16:58,519 --> 00:17:00,036
I also make paper!
464
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,775
Guys, we're all upset, okay?
This is nobody's fault.
465
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,018
Said the sad man with no one to call.
466
00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:08,180
I am not sad.
I just don't have anyone's phone number.
467
00:17:08,205 --> 00:17:11,664
You don't have anyone's number,
or you don't have anyone?
468
00:17:14,352 --> 00:17:15,966
I said Papa John's!
469
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,716
We could have called Papa John's.
470
00:17:17,741 --> 00:17:19,076
Guys!
471
00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:22,298
Am I not important?
472
00:17:22,929 --> 00:17:24,618
Your dick's hanging out.
473
00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:26,543
Huh?
474
00:17:29,939 --> 00:17:32,180
My bad.
475
00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:35,151
Sorry.
476
00:17:41,197 --> 00:17:44,356
Well... here we are.
477
00:17:44,381 --> 00:17:47,883
Does anyone want to say anything
before I torch these bodies?
478
00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:50,481
No? No, I...
479
00:17:50,506 --> 00:17:52,356
I just don't want to
light these suckers up
480
00:17:52,381 --> 00:17:54,126
and then have someone bitch at me.
481
00:17:54,151 --> 00:17:56,039
'Cause I ruined a funeral once.
482
00:17:56,064 --> 00:17:57,220
Nobody?
483
00:17:57,245 --> 00:17:58,553
All right, nobody wants to say anything?
484
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,430
I'll say a few words.
485
00:18:01,544 --> 00:18:05,349
Dealing with these bodies today,
I learned something.
486
00:18:05,374 --> 00:18:07,013
I learned that it doesn't matter
487
00:18:07,038 --> 00:18:09,273
what we were before the island.
488
00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:11,634
It doesn't matter what
people thought of us
489
00:18:11,659 --> 00:18:14,433
or if we lost track
of what's important...
490
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,662
if we weren't close to others.
491
00:18:16,709 --> 00:18:18,948
Or, hell, if we were some big weirdo,
492
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:21,543
like a public masturbator or something.
493
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,652
What matters is we're here now.
494
00:18:24,124 --> 00:18:27,286
We're given a second chance.
495
00:18:29,878 --> 00:18:31,631
Or something like that. I don't know.
496
00:18:31,655 --> 00:18:33,249
I felt like that was
rambling a little bit.
497
00:18:33,274 --> 00:18:35,276
I'm dehydrated. I'm sorry, everybody.
498
00:18:35,301 --> 00:18:38,231
No, Danny, that's quite lovely.
499
00:18:38,256 --> 00:18:39,701
Oh, thanks, Steve.
500
00:18:39,725 --> 00:18:43,530
Karen... I think we should say good-bye.
501
00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:46,325
502
00:19:05,264 --> 00:19:07,607
[Sniffing]
503
00:19:07,632 --> 00:19:11,123
Ugh. What's that smell?!
504
00:19:11,148 --> 00:19:12,545
Is that the bodies?!
505
00:19:12,570 --> 00:19:14,615
- That smells horrible.
- Oh, God.
506
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,051
Is it disrespectful if we leave?
507
00:19:16,075 --> 00:19:18,975
I have no idea, but I'm smelling many,
many things right now.
508
00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:20,634
It smells like burning hair, huh?
509
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:21,703
[Gags]
510
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,444
Ugh, it smells like a
hundred assholes on fire.
511
00:19:24,469 --> 00:19:26,088
Ugh! I'm gonna throw up!
512
00:19:26,113 --> 00:19:27,201
Blugh!
513
00:19:27,226 --> 00:19:28,756
[Retching]
514
00:19:28,781 --> 00:19:30,282
Eeew!!
515
00:19:30,308 --> 00:19:31,974
Now I'm gonna throw
up. I'm gonna throw up.
516
00:19:31,999 --> 00:19:35,068
- I'm gonna...
- [All retching]
517
00:19:35,093 --> 00:19:37,930
It's a puke chain. It's a puke chain!
518
00:19:37,955 --> 00:19:39,468
Ugh! Ugh!
519
00:19:39,493 --> 00:19:41,216
Don't look at each other!
520
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,962
Eeew!!
521
00:19:42,988 --> 00:19:44,644
Everybody get upwind!
522
00:19:44,669 --> 00:19:48,298
[All shouting]
523
00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:56,491
Oh, yuck! Ugh!
524
00:20:00,259 --> 00:20:02,087
Hey, Todd.
525
00:20:02,112 --> 00:20:04,749
Hey. Look what I've got...
526
00:20:04,774 --> 00:20:06,682
some pretzels for you.
527
00:20:07,091 --> 00:20:09,460
Jesus. Steve, are you trying to bang me?
528
00:20:09,485 --> 00:20:12,222
What? No! Why would you say that?
529
00:20:12,247 --> 00:20:15,879
All the gifts and weird leg touching.
530
00:20:15,904 --> 00:20:17,740
Feels like you're
trying to bang me, dude.
531
00:20:17,765 --> 00:20:19,582
I'm not trying to bang you.
532
00:20:19,607 --> 00:20:21,876
I'm comforting you in your time of need.
533
00:20:21,901 --> 00:20:24,266
Todd, you've lost a child.
534
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,826
What?!
535
00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:27,097
Haven't you?
536
00:20:27,122 --> 00:20:28,724
Are you talking about my golf club?
537
00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,151
Callaway is a golf club?
538
00:20:30,176 --> 00:20:31,784
You were talking about a golf club?!
539
00:20:31,810 --> 00:20:34,837
You thought I lost a kid? God bless!
540
00:20:34,862 --> 00:20:36,043
You dummy!
541
00:20:36,067 --> 00:20:37,797
Why do you think I was
being so nice to you?!
542
00:20:37,822 --> 00:20:39,776
'Cause you were trying to bang me, man.
543
00:20:39,801 --> 00:20:41,294
Well, I can't believe this!
544
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,219
- Look how angry I am now!
- I see it.
545
00:20:43,244 --> 00:20:45,783
And the things I gave
you! That neck pillow!
546
00:20:45,808 --> 00:20:47,186
Not to mention all the other things!
547
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:48,290
- The shaving mirror.
- Yeah.
548
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:50,403
The sketch I did of the
two of us on the beach.
549
00:20:50,428 --> 00:20:51,458
Yeah, that was pretty good.
550
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:52,521
My handkerchief!
551
00:20:52,545 --> 00:20:54,898
Listen, man,
it's not my fault you're an idiot.
552
00:20:54,923 --> 00:20:56,761
- All right.
- We could just...
553
00:20:56,786 --> 00:20:57,937
Give me that...
554
00:20:57,961 --> 00:20:59,432
- No.
- neck pillow back!
555
00:20:59,457 --> 00:21:00,518
- Come get it!
- Give it!
556
00:21:00,543 --> 00:21:02,690
Come on! It's right here.
557
00:21:02,715 --> 00:21:04,778
Whoa! [Laughing]
558
00:21:04,803 --> 00:21:06,005
Okay, just come here.
559
00:21:06,030 --> 00:21:07,398
All right. Yeah, right.
560
00:21:07,423 --> 00:21:09,160
Come... All right, honestly, come here.
561
00:21:10,621 --> 00:21:13,088
[Groans]
562
00:21:13,113 --> 00:21:14,415
Damn you, Todd!
563
00:21:16,386 --> 00:21:20,586
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