All language subtitles for Wonderland s01e07 Hooking Up.eng

- We should call it a night.
- Yeah.

What are you?
The marriage police?

- No, man.
- Tell Colette to back off.

She doesn't know I'm here.

I can't imagine
life without you.

I want us to get through this.

I miss the fireworks, Maggie.

I miss you.

If you sleep with a flatmate
in the next 12 months

you sign the car rego
over to me.

I wanted to say what a great
thing it is we have as friends.

Friends. Totally.

Maybe I'm the problem.

- Come on. You can't be serious.
- What?

Well, you're gorgeous,
you're talented.

If you can't get a date, you
must be looking in gay bars.

It's not that
I can't get a date.

It's just that the guys
that ask me out...

- Are all desperate.
- Sleazy.

- I mean, it is always like that?
- Where have you been?

I haven't done
the whole dating thing.

- Never?
- What?

With Adam, it was just,

"Meet you behind the shed,
have a pash,"

and we were together
from then on.

I know it can't be that hard,
but I just...

I don't know where to start.

- What you need is a theme week.
- As in?

As in my cousin
the Zumba inst...

Stop it! She's stunning!

She's just like you.

She had a lot of problems
finding the right guy

so she made a list of guys
she wouldn't normally date

and then went out with them
in theme weeks.

- That really worked?
- Mm-hm, beard week.

I just got asked
to be a bridesmaid.

That's too funny.

- I've never dated a redhead.
- Ginger week. Miranda?

Does anyone know
any nice bald guys?

? The future
and all that it holds

? And I walked with intent

? Left no room for regret

? You don't miss something
you never had

? Come on, come inside

? Whoa-oh whoa-oh oh

? We don't see what's

? Right before our eyes. ?

- Alright, try this.
- Ooh.

Mmm! You're a genius.

It'll be even better
by tonight.

You've saved a FAT night virgin
from potential disaster.

So what happens when everyone's
cooked their lasagne?

They move on to another dish,
risotto, curry...

Sounds good.

I don't know why Dani's
never invited me.

Hey! Tom - flatmate.
Matt - amazing chef.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Alright, have a try
of this now.

Mmm, what's that flavour?

It's, uh, my secret ingredient.

I could tell you maybe over a
coffee tomorrow if you're free.

Yeah, I'd love to.

OK.

Looks a bit flat
out there, mate.

I reckon Shorty's
would be going off.

Oh, don't tempt me.

Hey, uh, you haven't said
anything to Grace, have you?

Or Colette?

- About what?
- Thanks, mate.

What happens down the coast
stays down the coast, huh?

That's what I've heard, yeah.

Well, let's try the point.

I'm home!

Wow! You look...

Adorable?

Absolutely.

Did you have a job interview
come up today?

No, that agency's hopeless.

I do more networking
in one run to the bakery

than they do in an entire week.

So... is that a new dress?

No, I was sorting out
the wardrobe and I found it.

I completely forgot
that I bought this.

What? Don't you like it?

Well, yeah, but we're only
going next door,

and my sister's cooking

so you'll need pockets
to hide the food.

You OK?

I'm dressing up for FAT night,
for goodness sakes.

- I need to get a job.
- You will!

- When?
- Soon.

I'm looking online and offline.
I'm stalking my recruiter.

I'm making courtesy calls
and follow-up calls.

I made a vision board
today, babe.

Hey, it's the weekend,

so let's just let it all go
until Monday, OK?

Coming in? We have time.

Um, I'm just gonna
squeeze in a quick snack first.

I'm starving.
I'll grab a shower later.

It's a little bit over the top,
don't you think?

- Excuse me?
- Bringing in a chef.

- You mean Matt?
- Matt.

Yeah, the cooking bit
was just a bonus.

I'm dating him
'cause he's bald.

- Oh, of course.
- It's called theme dating.

Dani told me about it.
She hooked me up with Matt too.

Because who'd wanna
stick with the crazy idea

of going out with someone

just because
you're attracted to them?

That's narrowing
the field of attraction.

I'm expanding on it.

- Oh, so it's a science.
- It's a theory.

Choosing someone
by a physical appearance

which they have no control over
is not a theory.

It it just crass.

Actually, it's the opposite.

It's looking
beyond the physical.

Who are you calling?
Bruce Willis?

What? Do you have his number?

Well, what if I only
decided to hook up

with women who have big boobs?

'Boobs'? How old are you?

- What?
- It's such an off word.

'Breast' is nice.

OK, well, women
with large breasts.

- Shame on you, Coxie.
- Oh, whatever!

Buck teeth,
long legs, big ears...

You're missing the point.

It's a valid way
to meet someone.

- What's wrong with the pub?
- Get those beer goggles on.

Why don't you try online dating?

No, no, too many
questions and forms.

No. See, forms
can be a good thing.

You just tick a few boxes,
adjust a few filters...

Get a Brazilian student
who rides a scooter.

I know a legal secretary

who uses online dating
to meet married men

because she doesn't want
the emotional baggage.

Booty call!

- Hey, yeah!
- Ooh!

What do you know
about booty calls?

That's the first two words
of English he learned.

Oh!

You blasted, stupid,
bloody piece of rubbish.

Connect!

Good evening.

- Hello?
- Who is that?!

- Is that Warwick?
- This is Rajib.

Very pleased
to be talking with you.

Oh, I am so sorry.
I'm trying to get Skype working.

I must have the wrong number.

I think you are
a very sexy lady.

Very sexy eyes, huh?

Can you see me?

Warwick, I can't get it to work.

Tom will have to sort it out
in the morning.

Yes, yes, yes.
We'll try it then.

'Night.

This is sensational.

Miranda, you're gonna make

some follicly-challenged guy
out there a very happy man.

What is that? Is that bay leaf?

- Uh, you're on the right track.
- No, it's not that.

- Is it wild mushroom?
- Can't say.

- Lime zest.
- Pesto.

Did you
actually cook this?

- Rude!
- What's the secret ingredient?

It's a friend's recipe.
I swore I wouldn't tell.

It tastes like, um, baldness.

It's Matt's recipe, isn't it?

He did give me
some pointers, yep.

My gosh, it is good! Mmm.

- So do you like him?
- Yeah.

- We're meeting again tomorrow.
- Ooh!

The guy's theme-dating
girls who have hair.

- Go figure.
- Oh, ha-ha.

- Where is he taking you?
- To the Tratt for coffee.

Actually,
I've got a bald student

who's gorgeous
that you should meet.

- I can only do one at a time.
- No!

Really? You'd date more than
one person at the same time?

Of course. That's normal unless
you've had the conversation.

Thanks, man.
I'm on scooter duty tonight.

I have to drive drunk people
home, not be one of them.

Well, you do look adorable
on that fold-up baby scooter.

What do you mean,
the 'conversation'?

You know, when you both decide
that you're mutually exclusive.

- That's a conversation?
- Until then, anything goes.

It'd be a lot easier
if you just cut to the chase.

Like, shag each other
and then go to dinner.

Well, it's not where you go.
It's how you get there.

Getting there for you
involves the scenic walk

from the kitchen
to your bedroom.

- Ohh!
- At least be accurate.

I mean, things
might end in disaster,

but at least I always
start the right way.

And it might sound cliched,
but romance is not dead.

Right, it's just in a coma.

A bunch of flowers,
a nice meal,

you know,
a walk along the beach...

If you're gonna do it
you may as well do it well.

So that was an interesting
conversation tonight.

Tom's a romantic.
Wouldn't have picked it, huh?

No, I meant your conversation
about THE conversation.

Oh. You don't agree?

No, I... Sure, yeah.

We're both single and we're free
to pursue whatever we want -

booty calls, bald dates,
the whole smorgasbord.

Smorgasbord?

It's lots of tables
with the food laid out,

you just take your pick.

There's prawns, beef...
It's Scandinavian.

I know what a smorgasbord is.

I didn't think
you saw sex in that way.

Look, the point is
we're both on the same page.

Single and free?

- Yeah.
- Is that what you want?

Why not? It's not like
this is a long-term thing.

How about Coxie tonight,
all that romance crap?

He's absolutely full of it.

You're absolutely full of it.

You're
a complete romantic.

- No, I'm not!
- You are.

We've had lots
of beautiful dates together.

Yeah? Name one.

I could name about 20.

Mexican party, New Year's Eve.

Yeah, the cocktails
and the dancing.

It rained on us.

That was the best night.

It's when I knew
we were gonna be together.

I thought we were
gonna get a lie-in.

Scooter run.
It won't take long.

Sleep.

- Hurry back.
- Alright.

Time to wake up!

Hello.

- That's... that's my house.
- Mm-hm.

Here. I might need some help.

All part of the service.

Oy, oy. OK.

You sit there.

- Ohh...
- Oy.

Hello, miss?

Mmm...

Is there someone inside
that can help you?

He left me...

...for a peroxide tart.

I'm sorry.

I can't go in there alone.

Don't leave me just yet.

Come on.

Put your feet on the ground.

Come on. Here we go.
One, two, three. And up!

OK, oy! OK.

OK. Come on.

Did you have more call-outs?

Just the one -
difficult client, very drunk.

That took hours.

Very, very crazy. Drunk.

Sleep. I'm so tired, amor.

Has it been raining?

I don't think so.

Your hair's wet.

I had a shower.

I had a shower.

- Hey, mate.
- Hey, I borrowed your wax.

I won't be a sec.
You can have it back.

No, you're right.
Flat as a tack out there.

- Yeah, I'll give it a go.
- Yeah.

- It's not working, man.
- What's that?

Me and Colette.

Since she told me about that
prick I haven't been able to...

Wax her board?

All I can see
is her and him and...

Yeah, that's not gonna help.

I've made every excuse
under the sun,

but it's pretty
bloody obvious, you know?

Mmm.

Maybe it's a time thing.

I don't know.

Nah, you'll be right, mate.

You just gotta figure out a way
to get your head back to...

...how it was before
it happened, you know?

Yep.

12 bids
on that ostrich egg so far.

You don't want that?

Do you think it's weird to wash
your hair and have a shower

before you come to bed at 5am?

No, not really.

Washing your shirt and hanging
it over the shower rail at 5am,

that's pretty strange.

I'm sure there's
a very good reason.

Probably.

Have you two had
the conversation yet?

If there's one conversation
I don't need to be having

it's this one.

I'll be in the shower.

Good-o.

Heavy floral scent.

Definitely an older lady.

It's not a crime scene.

Having a shower now.
Thank you. Goodbye.

Yeah, so it's early days,

but so far, so good
with the restaurant.

Touch wood.

Um, I'm sure it'll be a big hit.

I mean, your lasagne was
last night.

- Thank you.
- My pleasure.

Still, I had the best
sous-chef around.

Oh...

What was the secret ingredient?
You didn't tell me.

Yeah, I might have
led you on there a bit.

I could tell you,
but I'd have to kill you.

Bad way to end a date.

Yeah, that'd be a shame.

Sorry. I don't usually, um,
rush into something like this.

Me either,
especially a bald date,

but Dani went and
organised the whole thing.

Sorry, sorry.
Did you just say 'bald' date?

Bald? No, I said 'blind'.
Why... why would I say 'bald'?

You told him
that it was bald week?

Yeah. What is wrong with me?

Men don't like
to be objectified!

It's no different to women.

And then I made it worse
by telling him

that we probably
wouldn't have met

even if he did have hair.

That's good.

I think you're going about it
the wrong way, though.

- Well, what's the right way?
- Aren't you on the rebound?

I'm not looking for a husband.

I just... I wanna meet new guys,
nice ones, and have fun.

- Yeah.
- Right now, this isn't fun.

No. You know
what you need to do?

You need to write a list -

must-haves and deal-breakers.

Guys who miss when
they go to the toilet.

Good. There goes
99% of all men.

What else have you got?
Men with legs?

No. Ordering cooked pineapple
on pizza. Eugh!

- I can't go there.
- Oh, yes, no-one should.

Brogues. Any shoes
with tassels, really.

- Smokers.
- Ooh, yes.

Phone checkers, phone checkers.
Yes.

Guys who alphabetise
their books.

Actually, Adam did that.

That is so wrong.

What? Hey, it's OK.

You can bag Adam.
Don't go quiet.

I just feel judgemental.
Can we do the must-haves?

OK, you write.
Now, do you want an apple?

No.

What is the secret ingredient

to make someone
the right person?

- Fish and chips.
- Huh?

I'm starving. You wanna
get some fish and chips?

- Yeah, OK.
- Yeah?

OK, I just gotta do something.
Give me 10. You keep thinking.

- Sure.
- OK.

- You just do this.
- Mmm.

- And then you do this.
- Ohh.

That should stop anything you
don't want from coming through.

As long as there are
no more strange men.

Yeah, poor guy. You probably
got his hopes up, Mum.

So how do I see your father?

Well, you just call and he'll
appear. It's really simple.

- Clear as mud.
- Mmm.

What are you and Dad
skyping for anyway?

Easier to call him, isn't it?

Your father's missing
his conjugal...

Oh, no, no! La-la-la-la-la!

Oh, la-la-la!
You are so squeamish!

I'm sorry.
I've got a lunch. Gotta go.

A date? With a real girl?

Oh, no, no, no. Not a date.
Definitely not a date. No.

It's just a friendly
friend thing. 'Bye.

Oh, what are you doing
in the cupboard?

Ohh, found it!

It still fits me
like it was yesterday, huh?

What do you reckon?

Feel like a bit of Mexican
later? A little tequila?

I could make mojitos.

There's no tequila in a mojito.

Oh, of course. A margarita.

And fajitas, senorita, huh?

It could be fun. You in?

I'm in if you're in.
I'll make burritos.

Let's make it special.

Yeah, let's.

Picking flowers?

Just one.

Oh, I was gonna call you,

see if you wanted to come
to a charity polo match.

Uh, thanks, but Rob's organising
a special lunch for us.

Progress! That's good, right?

He's excited. I'm hopeful.

Well, that's an excellent
combination. I approve.

All mixed with Mexican.

Mm, spicy. Even better.
Well, that should work.

It will, won't it?

It has to.

Yum. Thanks.

I got you
a pineapple fritter,

knowing how much
you love cooked pineapple.

Liar. You did not.
Where are these from?

Knowing the best places to go -
that's all part of the magic.

Ahh. How'd you find it?

I've been going there since we
used to go for school holidays.

So you've never had
a bad date in your life?

Nup, never.

Oh, come on.

Are you kidding?

Hmm.

There was this one girl,

very pretty, first date,

we get to this bar

and she orders two jugs
of sangria for herself.

- Two? Oh, my gosh.
- Mm-hm.

And then later
she's in the ladies

and I run into
an old friend, a girl,

and when my date comes out
she sees us chatting

and she tries to fight her.

- No, that's not true.
- I swear.

And then it pretty much
all went downhill from there.

Oh, I am feeling
so much better.

THEN... then when
I tried to drop her home...

Last chance
to come to polo

or I'm going with Alice.

Not Alice
the man-hater?

I'd much rather go with you.

Nah, I'm good right here,
thanks.

- You'll miss out.
- On what? Dodging horse poo?

- What are you gonna do?
- TV, coffee, surf...

- You'll miss me.
- You'll miss me.

I bet I'll have
a much better day than you.

- No way.
- You wanna make that official?

- You're on, buddy.
- Ohh.

Give my love to Alice.

Come back to bed.

Carlos, why did you
have a shower

when you got home this morning?

Because I had to have a shower.

And you washed
your shirt because...?

Wait. Are you
accusing me of something?

I'm just trying
to get the story straight.

You're angry
because I had a shower?

Ah-ha-ha!

You're jealous.
It means you care about me.

Oh... I'm not jealous.

I'm just trying to stop you
from taking advantage.

Jealous.

You think just
'cause you're Brazilian

you can get away with it.

- Jealous!
- With your accent and your...

Oh, so jealous. I had
no idea you cared this much.

Listen. We don't have
any claim on each other.

That bit is sorted.

So just don't rub my face in it
or take me for a fool.

I have a hairdressing
appointment.

Meaning I'm going,
so let yourself out.

I'll come with you.

I don't have time
to wait for you.

Hey, man. Come in. Good timing.

Uh, I need a little favour.

What's the matter?

- I'm in serious shit.
- OK.

I left my wallet at
a woman's house last night.

- What woman?
- A client.

- Oh, man!
- No, it's not how it sounds!

It was a crazy situation and my
wallet fell out of my pocket.

So what? You can't
just go and get it?

Not so easily.

- You need a lift?
- I need a bodyguard.

ROB: OK, OK.

Happy New Year!

Obviously, it'll look
better at night, but...

This is so lovely.

It's... it's not exactly the
same, but it's pretty close.

You walked in and
you were standing right there.

You had that pink top on
that showed your shoulders.

I borrowed it from Dani.

You had a flower in your hair.

And you were sitting
in this chair, senorita.

Oh!

Oh, shit! Are you OK?

I'm sorry.

Ohh...

Hi, mate.

Um, last night my...

- You want your wallet?
- Yeah, a friend of mine...

Is that Carlos? Carlos!

Ohh...

Oh!

Want me to kick you out?!

Man, are you OK?

Yeah, yeah.
I think that went well.

Come on. Let's get out of here.

Good job.

Oh, you should've tried
passionfruit. It's awesome.

No, you should've
tried tiramisu.

- Really?
- Mm-hm.

- Taste?
- Yeah.

- Hey!
- Mmm!

Mmm... that is good.

I have another theory.

Oh, yeah? Does it
involve theme week?

I think partly the reason why

I don't like going out
with new guys is...

Well, it's to do with Jeremy.

Jeremy? In what way?

At some point I'll have to say
my younger brother died,

which has this effect,
you know?

Yeah.

Breaking up with Adam
is like...

It's like losing
this shared history.

You know, he's the last guy
I'll be with that knows Jeremy.

That's sad.

And he was there when
my family was still together

and everyone was happy.

Mmm.

You remember that time
your dad put us in the boot

and drove us through town
so no-one would know

he was letting us wag school?

Yeah,
and then when we got home,

Jeremy yelled out,
"Daddy took us to the rodeo!"

It was hilarious!

I know, I know.

I think I'm primed.
Thanks for the masterclass.

No worries. You two can have
the perfect date now.

So what would define
the perfect date?

I don't know. It depends.

I guess it would be a day

where if I got stuck
in some kind of time loop

and I had to relive it
over and over forever

I wouldn't mind.

Ah, good answer.

Then again, maybe a perfect
date's got four wheels.

Oh, the car's
not even part of it.

So where was Miranda going
with this Jeff bloke?

Just coffee.

I wonder what
I'd look like with no hair.

Bald.

I bet you Coxie wishes
he was bald right about now.

You think he's starting
to really fall for Miranda?

Yep. Obviously
not more than his car.

No.

Oh, I don't know how I feel
about this bet anymore.

I'm starting
to feel bad for her.

Oh, it's OK.
She doesn't know about it.

Yeah, but what if they're
right for each other, you know?

Well...

...Coxie's just gonna
have to suck it up for a while.

He's a guy who's always used
to getting what he wants

except for one thing.

Have you ever noticed

that we always end up
talking about Tom?

Tom who?

Oh...

Are you happy?

I can't get you and the barista
out of my head!

I can't keep saying I'm sorry.

We weren't talking

or... or doing
anything together.

I liked that he remembered
how I took my coffee...

...and that he was
interested in my day,

that he asked about my life.

It just went from there.

You wanna know
what's really funny?

I wasn't gonna
tell you this, but...

...when I went away down
the coast there was this girl

and she was... up for it

and I was really pissed off
and we went out the back

and I... I couldn't do it.

I couldn't do it.

It was like I was
cheating on you, you know?

How dumb is that?

I...

...I didn't do it.

Part of me wishes you had.

I thought you said
Tom had fixed everything.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just hold your horses.

I think this is it.

Warwick, are you
naked already?!

Of course I'm naked!
Isn't that what this is about?

I can't find my damn glasses.

Oh, don't! Don't bend over
in front of the webcam.

They might be up here.

Or stand up!

Oh!

Oh, don't!

Ohh! What did you
really do with that woman?

Here. Hold it on.
I didn't do anything with her.

I'm meant to believe he decked
me like that for no reason?

- I told you, I comforted her.
- How did you comfort her?

Man, I was not
lying before, OK?

She climbed on top of me
and I had to wriggle out

and that's when my wallet
must have come out.

- And that's it?
- That's all.

Good, 'cause you're gonna
have to tell Grace.

No! Why? Grace is already
suspicious. It's not necessary.

I can't hide this from my wife

and I sure as hell
am not lying to her about it.

So, yes, it's necessary.

And then he fell to the ground
like he got hit by Popeye!

He's on the ground seeing
those little birds, you know?

How is this funny?

Oh, it's not funny.

Absurd. I guess
you had to be there.

Watching Steve get a black eye

because you've made
a client's husband jealous?

Trust me - that's not anywhere
I'd ever want to be.

Grace, nothing happened, OK?

I explained it all
the way it was.

You disappear all night
and you resurface

with wet hair
and her all over you.

- What would you think?
- That I had a bad client.

What were you doing
with your wallet out?

I told you. It fell out
when I was trying to get away.

Or you were getting a condom.

Now you're insulting me.

You ride around
on a fold-up scooter

picking up drunk women
for a living.

What's a bigger insult
than that?

Better answer your booty call.

That's good, Grace.
You've got the problem, not me.

Yoo-hoo!

Husband?

I won the bet!
I have had the best day...

Oh, my God. Your eye!

I reckon I won.

Oh, babe,
what happened?

Well, I was having so much fun,

way, way too much fun,

and got into a fight.

You got into a punch-up?
With who?

Some dude Carlos
was having trouble with.

I had to sort it out for him.
It was pretty heavy.

Oh, God. You poor thing.
Here. Let me make it better.

Ohh.

- So your day went well, huh?
- Better than well.

I got asked to apply
for the most incredible job.

- Yeah?
- Mmm.

I'm going in for
an interview on Monday,

but I swear it's in the bag.

That is truly awesome.

Mm, I know.
Best 200 bucks I ever spent.

Oh, but if I'd known
I would have come home sooner.

Oh, it's nothing.
Let's go out and celebrate.

Actually, I've already got

some people from the polo
at the Tratt.

But I didn't want to go
without you, so will you come?

Yeah, absolutely.

What's the point
of having a black eye

if you can't
impress people with it?

You know, I really
thought you'd miss me.

I really did.

Get dressed. I'll be back.

- Where are you going?
- Mm-hm!

? Every little thing I do

? I do for you

? With every little thing

? I think a thought of you

? And I try so hard
not to notice

? I try so hard not to care

? I try so hard not to know
that you're not here

? I try so hard
not to notice

? I try so hard not to care

? I try so hard not to know
that you're not here

? But I'm counting
down the hours

? And I'm counting up the days

? I try so hard not to show
this side of me... ?

- Miranda.
- Uh, hold on.

I just dropped a stitch

and if I lose it now
and don't pick it up

it's gonna be
hard for me later.

OK, um, there's just
something that I...

- Miranda!
- Oh, come in.

Oh, good. You're here.
We're going out.

What? Right now? Now?

Yes, I met this guy
at the polo.

He has a horse,
he loves animals

and when he took off his helmet
he was bald as a bowling ball.

- He is the guy.
- Sounds gay to me.

Hey, shh! He's at the Tratt
right now and he wants to meet you.

- Now?
- Yeah, yeah, now, now.

You're gonna wear this.
You'll look amazing.

OK. OK.

? Well, I try so hard
not to notice

? I try so hard
not to care... ?

What do you think?

Is it me?

It's... it's definitely you.
For me, anyway.

Could you help me with the zip?

- I can't get...
- Oh, yeah, yeah.

? This side of me

? This side
of me

? This side of me

? This side
of me

? This side of me

? This side
of me

? This side of me... ?

There's no stopping
you now, pudding.

Not when you taught me
everything you know.

Have fun.

What kind
of bloody ending was that?

It's a historical documentary.

It's not like
they could change it.

Switch it over to the news.

Oh, no. It's the final episode
of my show tonight.

Hasn't that thing finished yet?

Oh, switch it over!
I wanna see the weather and...

I'm sorry, darling.
I'm turning you off now.

Goodnight.

Here is to schmoozing
and shiners.

Yeah.

Cheers.

You're a good friend.

He feels bad on all levels.

You don't really think
Carlos would lie to you?

Yeah. Besides, his story
was too stupid not to be true.

It's gonna piss down
in a minute.

Then it will be
exactly like last time.

Except it's not, is it?

Tell me you think
that's not a sign.

It's a faulty light,
not a sign.

Nothing feels the same.

Well, that's not a bad thing.

Things are just different.

It's not as good.

Rob, that New Year's was great,

but I think you're placing
too much importance on it.

What? It didn't mean
anything to you?

I knew I wanted us to be
together way before that night.

Do you remember?

When we first started going out?

You'd gone on a fishing trip
with your brothers

and you were late

and you walked in,

you were all
sunburnt and salty...

...there.

Something happened for me then.

What?

I fell for you.

We sat close...

...and I'd never felt
more desire in my entire life.

I was hooked.

I still am.

More about you.

Oh, I haven't bored you
senseless yet?

Not even close.

I'm sort of at this
new phase of my life

where I'm open
to new adventures.

- That's a great thing.
- I hope so.

But, um, the only thing is
I don't know what happens next.

- Also a great thing.
- Yeah.

- Oh, so annoying.
- What?

My mother. Locked herself
out of the house again.

Oh.

I could go for some pizza.
What about you?

Um, sure,
but what about your mum?

She'll work it out.

Do they have Hawaiian?

I got your text.

I meant what I said.

I'm sorry I didn't believe you.

And you do now?

I wanna have the conversation.

We don't have to have it.
We already want the same thing.

You do too?

Since the start. Are you crazy?

I can't look at another woman
when I'm with you.

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