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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,100 I'm just not really 2 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:08,420 the kind of girl that hangs out in vans. 3 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:10,460 Then why are you here? 4 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:13,580 Two strangers, they come together to share a space. 5 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:16,580 It's like a dance, except no-one knows the steps. 6 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:18,500 I have a dream that my husband's 7 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:21,020 going to finally act on the promise he made - 8 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:22,940 sell up and come and live in the city. 9 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:25,260 I'm not gonna be able to pay rent again this week. 10 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,660 I'm really sorry. I was counting on this job. 11 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:29,660 Whatever happened to "I'm the perfect flatmate, 12 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:31,660 "I always pay my rent on time"? 13 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:33,260 Wabi-sabi? 14 00:00:34,340 --> 00:00:35,440 Is that sarcasm? 15 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:37,900 Steve said it's just a line you use to pick up girls. 16 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:40,460 So you think I was trying to pick you up, then. 17 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:43,060 - No... - Why would I use a line? 18 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,300 Rob hasn't got a job down the coast. 19 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:46,900 We're in trouble. 20 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:49,460 What happens if you decide to go back 21 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,860 and she's not waiting for you? 22 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:55,700 I can't imagine life without you. 23 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,700 I want us to get through this. 24 00:00:57,780 --> 00:00:59,940 I missed you. 25 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:08,000 Oh, great, thanks. Just straight through here. 26 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,540 To the left, thank you. 27 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:11,820 - Hey, Mum. - Hi. 28 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:14,580 You're, um... redecorating? 29 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:16,340 I'm making myself comfortable. 30 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,700 Ooh. Just straight through there, thank you. 31 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,500 Thanks, mate. 32 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:22,860 Mum, 33 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,940 exactly how long are you planning on staying? 34 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:27,420 Hopefully long enough for you 35 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:29,220 to get around to fixing the cupboard 36 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:31,180 I asked you about two weeks ago. 37 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:32,540 And maybe hanging this. 38 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:34,820 Right. I'd need to grab my drill. 39 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:36,660 - Later, then? - Yep. 40 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,300 - Later as in this evening? - Yeah. 41 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,140 Would you like me to make you some dinner? 42 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,260 Um... sorted. Ta. 43 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:44,260 Later, then. 44 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:45,940 Yeah. 45 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:50,020 ? Hey 46 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,500 ? My heart is a junkyard... ? 47 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,460 Kill me now. 48 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:57,980 ? My head is a jungle, jungle 49 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:01,740 ? My head is a jungle, jungle 50 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:05,420 ? My 51 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:08,180 ? Ooh-ow... ? 52 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:12,380 ? Oh-oh-oh-oh... ? 53 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,460 What's she done with my beers? 54 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:21,100 ? Suddenly, the pain in your eyes 55 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:24,860 ? I've been aching, aching for you 56 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:28,740 ? My love 57 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:32,260 ? My head is a jungle, jungle 58 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,820 ? My heart... ? 59 00:02:44,380 --> 00:02:46,580 Miranda! 60 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:51,020 ? The morning sun set alight 61 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:57,740 ? The future and all that it holds 62 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:00,300 ? And I walked with intent 63 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:03,540 ? Left no room for regret 64 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:07,820 ? You don't miss something you never had 65 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,620 ? Come on, come inside 66 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:13,580 ? Whoa-oh whoa-oh oh 67 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,380 ? We don't see what's 68 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:20,540 ? Right before our eyes. ? 69 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,540 - Miranda! - Yep? 70 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,940 What's dripping all over the tub? 71 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,500 I'm sorry - I got the wrong colour flags 72 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:32,180 and the client went nutso at the pre-production meeting 73 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,660 and now I'm trying to dye them. 74 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,500 I don't even think I'm getting the right colour. 75 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:37,860 If I don't get it in time, I'm not gonna get a gig 76 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,620 with this photographer ever again. 77 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:40,960 Just breathe. Breathe. It's OK. 78 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,580 No, it's not, you know? 79 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,020 You stuff up once, you don't get a second chance. 80 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,860 - Miranda, listen to me. - Do you want some cake? 81 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,780 Listen to me. Miranda, you've got talent. 82 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:51,340 You don't need to worry. 83 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:52,820 - You think so? - Yes. 84 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,580 I...I moved your beers, sorry. 85 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,340 Yep. I noticed that. 86 00:03:57,420 --> 00:03:59,220 I also rescued our toaster 87 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:01,060 from its little excursion to the workshop. 88 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:04,780 And I... I don't have rent again this week. I'm really sorry. 89 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:05,940 I just... 90 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,260 Blew it on cake. 91 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,180 I have an idea, though. 92 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:11,660 Mmm? 93 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:13,780 Sort of a 'trade you' type thing. 94 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,660 Trade me? 95 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:20,260 Oh, yeah! We made it in time. We got the spot. 96 00:04:20,340 --> 00:04:21,700 Good spot! 97 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:29,140 Oh, no need to squish. We've got the whole beach. 98 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:31,220 But I like it when we squish! 99 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:36,940 Hey, um, I was thinking - 100 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,860 maybe this afternoon, when we're done, 101 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,900 you could head home and do some work on your assignment. 102 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:43,180 That way I get some time to get ready for dinner. 103 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:44,660 No need - I already finished my assignment. 104 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,140 I'm all yours. 105 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:47,620 OK. 106 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:50,140 Here's good. 107 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:52,140 - Yeah, cool. - Quick, spread out. 108 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:54,620 - Huh? - We need to stake more space. 109 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,380 Spread out. 110 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,300 Oh, 'scuse me - we're here. 111 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:01,380 Oh, sorry. No, we were here first. 112 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:02,980 Public beach. 113 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,860 Yo, guys! Over here! 114 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,400 Guys! Over here, hurry up. 115 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:12,940 Hey, guys! 116 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:14,900 It's doing my head in. 117 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:17,700 I've gone from being single and independent 118 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:21,220 to having two men in my face all the time. 119 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,060 Oh, there are worse things, like no men in your face. 120 00:05:26,380 --> 00:05:28,180 I know what you're thinking. 121 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:30,180 "What a lovely pair of melons." 122 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:31,940 Harry, you're home. 123 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,500 Something smells great. 124 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,780 That would be my romantic dinner for two. 125 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,300 And you won't even know I'm here. 126 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,820 The invisible man - that's me. 127 00:05:41,940 --> 00:05:43,980 So you're just gonna drop your melons and go? 128 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:47,660 Uh... no, now that I'm home, I think I'll hunker down. 129 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:51,060 Don't worry. I told you, I'll be Jack Griffin. 130 00:05:52,460 --> 00:05:54,100 I'll ask. You'll be who? 131 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:57,060 'The Invisible Man'. H.G. Wells. 132 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,380 - Terrific read. - Harry! 133 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:01,780 Hey, it's cool. 134 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,060 Is that our hot Brazilian in the shower? 135 00:06:08,340 --> 00:06:10,980 Officially claustrophobic now. 136 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,000 Yeah, I think Grace is protesting too much. 137 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:14,900 She is loving having that man in her face. 138 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,500 - Babe... - She's got it so bad! 139 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,740 Carlos is the best thing to happen to her in years. 140 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,220 - Dani. - Hmm? 141 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:23,020 I'm on the loo. 142 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:26,540 - So? - Bit of privacy wouldn't hurt. 143 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:29,140 Don't be silly! We're married. 144 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:31,900 - So? - Well, we share everything. 145 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,820 Not this. 146 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,420 - Why not? - Because it's personal. 147 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:40,040 I let you see me take off my make-up. THAT is personal. 148 00:06:40,140 --> 00:06:42,000 Completely different. 149 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:43,540 You like it when we shower together. 150 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:44,660 That's pretty personal. 151 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:47,500 So, so different. 152 00:06:49,180 --> 00:06:50,660 Colette again? 153 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:52,300 What is going on with you guys? 154 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,580 We have a lot to discuss. 155 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,180 You were with her this arvo. 156 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,340 What else could there possibly be to discuss? 157 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,380 - Well, um... - Close the door! 158 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,540 Oh, is this too loud? Sorry. 159 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:26,420 No, no, no, it's fine. 160 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:27,900 Are you coming to bed? 161 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,220 Soon. I'm just gonna watch the end of this. 162 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:32,100 OK. 163 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:33,860 I'll see you in there. 164 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,340 Yeah, I'll see you in there. 165 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:40,740 - 'Night. - 'Night. 166 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,260 So, what do you want to do tomorrow? 167 00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:06,220 You're not sick of me yet? 168 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,420 Is that even a serious question? 169 00:08:11,660 --> 00:08:14,460 - Don't mind me. Melon? - No, thank you. 170 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,180 - Carlos? - No, thanks, man. 171 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,980 - What are we watching? - Um, a movie. 172 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,860 But you kind of... It's nearly finished. 173 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,180 Oh, no, it's cool, I've seen it. 174 00:08:25,540 --> 00:08:27,380 It's so sad when she dies. 175 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:38,220 Rob? 176 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:40,700 ? You said everything's gonna be alright 177 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,300 ? Gonna work out this time 178 00:08:47,940 --> 00:08:52,420 ? It's a long way home 179 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:58,060 ? It's a long way home 180 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:00,500 ? And it's too late 181 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,380 ? For wanting 182 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:04,940 ? The best thing for me now 183 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:06,580 ? Is to walk back 184 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,940 ? Back home... ? 185 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:13,140 He says he wants me to stay. He says he wants to work at it. 186 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:14,980 But every night, he sleeps on the couch. 187 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:16,460 That's confusing. 188 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:18,940 I mean, does he want to work it out or doesn't he? 189 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,700 And he still hasn't talked to anyone else? 190 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:23,940 Carlos tried, but Rob shut it down. 191 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,380 He knows, and Steve and Tom don't? 192 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,460 They're the ones that really should. 193 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:30,920 Carlos knows we have problems. 194 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,860 He doesn't know the details. 195 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,660 It's too humiliating for Rob. 196 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:38,340 Tom and Steve are his best mates. 197 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,340 Did you see my Warrior III pose? 198 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,660 - Uh, yeah! Amazing. - Thank you. 199 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,740 You've been so great. 200 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:54,121 I honestly don't know what I would have done without you. 201 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,940 I just want you guys to work things out. 202 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:58,660 Yeah, me too. 203 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,300 Hey, um, I should probably go in, 204 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:03,820 but maybe we can catch up later? 205 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,780 I'm cooking all day, so probably just see you for FAT night? 206 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:08,380 OK. Great. 207 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:09,860 Can't wait. 208 00:10:16,845 --> 00:10:18,165 Hey. 209 00:10:22,025 --> 00:10:23,965 Is yoga really that hard? 210 00:10:24,065 --> 00:10:25,445 Don't tease me. 211 00:10:25,585 --> 00:10:28,085 You know I have humour failure when I'm over-tired. 212 00:10:28,225 --> 00:10:30,405 We were in bed for... eight hours? 213 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:31,925 You snore. 214 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:34,325 Never used to complain about my snoring. 215 00:10:34,465 --> 00:10:37,085 That's because I used to get a night off occasionally. 216 00:10:37,225 --> 00:10:43,005 Now it's just Snore City for the rest of our lives. 217 00:10:43,145 --> 00:10:45,765 - I can make it up to you. - Ooh! 218 00:10:45,865 --> 00:10:47,605 Lunch at the Tratt for four. 219 00:10:47,745 --> 00:10:50,405 It expires today, so you and the girls can use it 220 00:10:50,545 --> 00:10:52,005 while Rob and I are off being men 221 00:10:52,105 --> 00:10:53,485 with golf clubs. 222 00:10:53,585 --> 00:10:56,205 Well, Colette couldn't go. 223 00:10:56,345 --> 00:10:58,805 Why not? She didn't punch the barista. 224 00:11:00,385 --> 00:11:02,845 Did... did you ever ask Rob why he did that? 225 00:11:02,985 --> 00:11:05,245 Nah, it was over some bill issue or something. 226 00:11:08,425 --> 00:11:10,725 What, is that not why? 227 00:11:12,065 --> 00:11:13,845 Ask him again. 228 00:11:15,525 --> 00:11:17,765 If you know, you should tell me. 229 00:11:19,185 --> 00:11:22,565 I can't. So just when you see him today, ask him. 230 00:11:24,025 --> 00:11:27,165 Dani, apparently we have no boundaries. 231 00:11:31,645 --> 00:11:33,645 Colette slept with the barista. 232 00:11:33,745 --> 00:11:36,045 No! 233 00:11:39,445 --> 00:11:41,165 Shit. 234 00:11:41,305 --> 00:11:44,325 They're trying to work things out, but it's been tough. 235 00:11:44,425 --> 00:11:46,645 Why did you tell me? 236 00:11:46,785 --> 00:11:49,485 - 'Cause you made me. - I didn't think it'd be that! 237 00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:51,005 How the hell am I supposed to 238 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:52,605 hang out with Rob now I know that? 239 00:11:52,705 --> 00:11:54,085 Well, just talk to him! 240 00:11:54,185 --> 00:11:55,765 And say what? 241 00:11:55,905 --> 00:11:58,405 That... that you're there for him. 242 00:11:58,505 --> 00:11:59,905 Tell Rob I'm there for him. 243 00:12:00,045 --> 00:12:02,445 That's not... REALLY not what we do. 244 00:12:02,545 --> 00:12:05,325 We... we drink beer, we hit balls 245 00:12:05,465 --> 00:12:07,285 and we do not under any circumstances 246 00:12:07,425 --> 00:12:10,125 talk about the fact that our wife slept with someone else. 247 00:12:10,265 --> 00:12:12,845 - So enlightened. - I know, I'm being... 248 00:12:12,945 --> 00:12:15,325 I'm just... 249 00:12:15,425 --> 00:12:16,805 ...gutted. 250 00:12:18,385 --> 00:12:20,725 So, what do I get in lieu of two weeks rent? 251 00:12:20,825 --> 00:12:22,645 The full treatment. 252 00:12:22,745 --> 00:12:25,005 Sounds intriguing. 253 00:12:27,565 --> 00:12:29,565 Oh! Wow. 254 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,365 That look... That looks good. 255 00:12:31,505 --> 00:12:34,365 Yeah, it's amazing what the right lighting can do. 256 00:12:34,505 --> 00:12:37,325 - Almost good to go. - OK. 257 00:12:38,885 --> 00:12:40,085 What you lost? 258 00:12:40,225 --> 00:12:43,445 USB cable. I had a whole box of them somewhere. 259 00:12:43,585 --> 00:12:46,205 - Uh, box. Like that? - Ah! 260 00:12:46,345 --> 00:12:48,285 - How'd they get there? - I wonder. 261 00:12:48,385 --> 00:12:49,805 Here we go. 262 00:12:51,785 --> 00:12:53,165 Wow. 263 00:12:54,745 --> 00:12:57,725 - That's good. - That's good? That is awesome. 264 00:12:57,865 --> 00:12:59,125 - Mmm! - OK. 265 00:12:59,265 --> 00:13:02,885 Oh, no, no, no. Stay there. You help dress the frame. 266 00:13:08,925 --> 00:13:11,045 What are you doing? 267 00:13:11,185 --> 00:13:13,965 I'm smelling the fart. 268 00:13:14,065 --> 00:13:15,525 It's a catalogue pose thing. 269 00:13:15,665 --> 00:13:17,685 - You gotta smell the fart. - Oh, you missed your calling. 270 00:13:17,825 --> 00:13:19,405 I know. Check this out. Wait, wait. 271 00:13:19,505 --> 00:13:21,405 From behind. Smell the fart. 272 00:13:21,545 --> 00:13:23,325 Hi! 273 00:13:23,465 --> 00:13:25,245 - Hi. - Hey! Hey. 274 00:13:25,385 --> 00:13:26,746 Oh, we're just doing a photo shoot. 275 00:13:26,825 --> 00:13:28,205 For Tom's website. 276 00:13:28,345 --> 00:13:30,445 His photos aren't great, so we're just updating it. 277 00:13:30,585 --> 00:13:32,085 - Yeah. - Cool. 278 00:13:32,225 --> 00:13:34,845 Uh, hey, are you interested in a girls' lunch? 279 00:13:34,945 --> 00:13:36,085 I've got a free voucher. 280 00:13:36,225 --> 00:13:37,645 - Oh! When? - Today at the Tratt. 281 00:13:37,785 --> 00:13:39,525 - You, me, Maggie. - Maggie? 282 00:13:39,665 --> 00:13:41,005 I don't think you should encourage her, 283 00:13:41,145 --> 00:13:42,885 because I'm starting to think she's never going home. 284 00:13:42,985 --> 00:13:44,545 So? Maggie's great. 285 00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:46,205 She is, but it... 286 00:13:46,345 --> 00:13:48,325 It's a bit like dog years, don't you think? 287 00:13:48,425 --> 00:13:49,905 What? 288 00:13:50,025 --> 00:13:51,765 The distance that one should keep 289 00:13:51,905 --> 00:13:53,445 between themself and their mother, 290 00:13:53,585 --> 00:13:55,325 it's five times greater than anyone else. 291 00:13:55,465 --> 00:13:57,245 - It's the truth. - Whatever. 292 00:13:57,385 --> 00:13:58,945 - I'll see you at 1:00. - See ya. 293 00:13:59,085 --> 00:14:01,565 - OK, I'm getting serious. - OK. 294 00:14:01,665 --> 00:14:03,845 Another? This one? 295 00:14:03,945 --> 00:14:05,685 Yeah, that's great. 296 00:14:07,845 --> 00:14:10,045 - Shot. - Nah, I sliced it. 297 00:14:10,145 --> 00:14:12,185 Oh, it still hit the water. 298 00:14:12,305 --> 00:14:17,205 These fake balls feel like... fake balls. 299 00:14:17,345 --> 00:14:19,005 I told you, man, they're eco balls, 300 00:14:19,105 --> 00:14:20,565 just like on the cruise ships. 301 00:14:20,705 --> 00:14:23,285 We're not on a cruise ship. 302 00:14:23,385 --> 00:14:26,285 So, how's your... week been? 303 00:14:26,385 --> 00:14:28,165 Alright. 304 00:14:28,305 --> 00:14:32,445 - Yours? - Good, yep. Good. 305 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:36,125 Ah, shit, I hooked it! 306 00:14:36,225 --> 00:14:38,185 Oh, looks alright to me. 307 00:14:38,305 --> 00:14:40,845 Are you taking the piss? That was rubbish! 308 00:14:40,945 --> 00:14:42,805 You got any real balls? 309 00:14:42,945 --> 00:14:44,405 - No. - You don't? 310 00:14:44,505 --> 00:14:47,765 Nope. No real balls here. 311 00:14:52,465 --> 00:14:56,445 So... haven't seen you much lately. What's been happening? 312 00:15:00,185 --> 00:15:03,085 - Are you alright? - Yeah. 313 00:15:03,225 --> 00:15:05,285 - You look constipated. - No, I'm good. 314 00:15:07,265 --> 00:15:09,925 I'm good. 315 00:15:11,105 --> 00:15:13,805 Hey, what do you reckon we piss this off and go get a beer? 316 00:15:15,265 --> 00:15:17,285 Yeah. Suits me. 317 00:15:18,725 --> 00:15:20,125 Worked up a thirst. 318 00:15:21,305 --> 00:15:23,765 Finding marriage does that to you. 319 00:15:23,905 --> 00:15:29,165 So after this long, you must be... pretty bloody thirsty. 320 00:15:29,305 --> 00:15:31,965 You know what, dude? I better skip that beer. 321 00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:34,565 I forgot I promised Colette I'd help tidy up. 322 00:15:34,665 --> 00:15:36,045 That cool? 323 00:15:36,145 --> 00:15:37,925 Yeah. Yep. 324 00:15:38,025 --> 00:15:39,405 Thanks for, um... 325 00:15:40,505 --> 00:15:41,405 ...this. 326 00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:42,525 Yep, no worries. 327 00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:45,005 I'll see you guys tonight, eh? 328 00:15:48,645 --> 00:15:50,285 Where's our hot Brazilian? 329 00:15:50,425 --> 00:15:53,245 Don't wanna walk in on him in the bathroom. 330 00:15:53,345 --> 00:15:55,325 Again. 331 00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:59,725 He's on his way over. We're going out. 332 00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:01,205 We're gonna get the spot. 333 00:16:01,345 --> 00:16:05,565 Ah, yes. The spot is always worthy of another shot. 334 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,125 Good luck. 335 00:16:07,265 --> 00:16:09,765 Harry, what happened to the Invisible Man? 336 00:16:09,905 --> 00:16:14,685 He went insane and turned into a homicidal maniac. 337 00:16:14,825 --> 00:16:18,525 - No, I meant last night. - Last night? 338 00:16:18,665 --> 00:16:20,465 Never mind. 339 00:16:24,405 --> 00:16:26,165 - Hi. - Hi. 340 00:16:26,305 --> 00:16:27,645 - All set? - Yep. 341 00:16:27,785 --> 00:16:30,125 Dani's invited you to a girls' lunch. 342 00:16:30,265 --> 00:16:32,365 - Harry! - At the Tratt. 343 00:16:32,465 --> 00:16:33,845 We don't have to do the beach 344 00:16:33,985 --> 00:16:35,485 if you want to go out with the girls. 345 00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:38,085 No, you wanna go to the beach. I mean, I wanna go... 346 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,685 We're gonna get the spot. 347 00:16:39,785 --> 00:16:41,205 Thank you! 348 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,525 - Melon? - No, thanks, man. 349 00:16:49,305 --> 00:16:51,645 - He's driving... - Driving you mad? 350 00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:53,125 I can tell. 351 00:16:53,265 --> 00:16:55,605 You know, I'm good at this stuff. 352 00:16:55,745 --> 00:16:58,645 I respect other people's privacy. 353 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:02,285 I clean the shower, I pay rent. I lead by example. 354 00:17:02,385 --> 00:17:04,605 Harry just does not follow. 355 00:17:04,705 --> 00:17:06,525 Well, talk to him, then. 356 00:17:06,665 --> 00:17:08,565 - Yeah... it's his place. - But you pay rent. 357 00:17:08,705 --> 00:17:11,465 I don't want to hurt his feelings. 358 00:17:11,585 --> 00:17:13,285 Harry is like a special needs housemate. 359 00:17:13,425 --> 00:17:16,405 And to think you turned down the offer to stay with me. 360 00:17:17,585 --> 00:17:19,445 Yeah, well, maybe I just need to drop the hint 361 00:17:19,545 --> 00:17:20,925 that I'm the kind of person 362 00:17:21,065 --> 00:17:22,405 who likes a little time to themselves. 363 00:17:22,505 --> 00:17:24,285 Sure. Can't hurt, can it? 364 00:17:27,565 --> 00:17:29,005 OK, next? 365 00:17:29,145 --> 00:17:30,845 Um, no, that was the last one. That's it. 366 00:17:30,985 --> 00:17:32,405 - Oh! - Top job. 367 00:17:32,545 --> 00:17:35,285 Oh, wait, wait - one of the master craftsman himself. 368 00:17:35,425 --> 00:17:37,085 Uh, no, no, no. We won't be doing that. 369 00:17:37,225 --> 00:17:39,685 Tom, come on. People wanna see the face behind the furniture. 370 00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:41,045 - No, they don't. - They do. 371 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,885 Just stand there, shut up and smile. 372 00:17:43,025 --> 00:17:45,525 You know, I'd be working on my people skills if I were you. 373 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,565 - Smile. - Do I have to? 374 00:17:47,665 --> 00:17:48,605 Yes. 375 00:17:53,425 --> 00:17:54,805 OK, there, done. Thank you. 376 00:17:54,945 --> 00:17:57,405 No, no, that was a test shot. I need to tweak. Stay still. 377 00:17:57,545 --> 00:17:59,245 - Tweak? - Yes. 378 00:18:02,425 --> 00:18:03,485 Good. 379 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,165 - Tweaked? - Tweaked. 380 00:18:05,265 --> 00:18:06,365 Tweaked. 381 00:18:06,445 --> 00:18:08,005 Should I hold it? 382 00:18:08,145 --> 00:18:11,365 Just try and look a little bit more casual. 383 00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:14,065 This is the only look I've got. 384 00:18:16,725 --> 00:18:18,885 Uh, wait. 385 00:18:18,985 --> 00:18:20,445 What is it? 386 00:18:30,545 --> 00:18:33,005 - All good. - Yep. 387 00:18:41,425 --> 00:18:43,005 Great! That's a wrap. 388 00:18:43,105 --> 00:18:44,485 I've gotta get to lunch, 389 00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,105 but I'll pack all this stuff up later. 390 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:48,005 - Nice work. - Mm-hm. 391 00:18:48,145 --> 00:18:49,885 - See ya! - OK. 392 00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:57,459 - See ya! - OK. 393 00:18:57,460 --> 00:18:59,480 Hmm. 394 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,480 What takes your fancy? 395 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,160 Oh! I haven't even looked. 396 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:04,880 - Sorry I'm late. - Oh, hi! 397 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:07,320 Did Dani tell you I was doing a photo shoot with Tom? 398 00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:09,160 - Oh, no, I didn't. - For his website. 399 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:11,680 Oh! How is the fruit of my loins? Behaving himself? 400 00:19:11,820 --> 00:19:14,440 - Yeah, he's good. - Actually, I invited him today. 401 00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:16,440 I'm sure he was way too busy avoiding me. 402 00:19:16,580 --> 00:19:18,680 - No! - What was he doing, then? 403 00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:20,400 - Uh, surf... - Working. 404 00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:22,040 - Mmm. - Oh. 405 00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:24,240 So he really is avoiding me. 406 00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:25,920 Shall we order? 407 00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:28,600 When he was 10, I was like a rock star to him. 408 00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:31,480 Ha! So, what are you girls having? 409 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:34,320 FAT night tonight, so nothing too crazy. 410 00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:35,760 Colette not coming? 411 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:38,160 She's busy cooking and shopping. 412 00:19:43,940 --> 00:19:45,720 How nice is this? 413 00:19:45,860 --> 00:19:47,480 Nobody is going to usurp us today. 414 00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:49,080 Nobody is going to usurp us today. 415 00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:51,640 I love it when you use words I don't understand. 416 00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:53,640 Oi! 417 00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:56,120 Jared, I told you not to run. 418 00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:57,840 - Sorry about that. - Yeah. 419 00:19:57,980 --> 00:19:59,840 - Jared, say sorry. - Sorry. 420 00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:02,280 - It's OK. - Yeah, this'll do. 421 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,640 - You want to move? - No. 422 00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:13,240 No, I've had enough. 423 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,800 This is my spot. We're not going anywhere. 424 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,040 Yeah, but my set... No, it's pretty chill. 425 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,520 I wouldn't know house music if I fell over it. 426 00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:28,640 Listen, I'll put your name on the door. All of you. 427 00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:29,840 I tell you what. 428 00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:33,400 You know what I'd really like? 429 00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:36,560 Um, I have no idea, but I would love an espresso. 430 00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:38,480 One sugar and a lot less conversation. 431 00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:39,760 Sure. 432 00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:41,640 Uh, anyone else? 433 00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:44,400 - I'm good, thanks. - Not for me, thanks. 434 00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:50,840 That was my fault. We always have a chat. 435 00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:52,320 Five minutes he's been standing there, 436 00:20:52,420 --> 00:20:53,660 butting in on our conversation. 437 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:55,261 I was encouraging him. He's interesting. 438 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:57,200 He's got a finger in every pie. 439 00:20:57,340 --> 00:21:00,080 It's fine to be friendly, but there is a cut-off point. 440 00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:02,840 Well, it didn't spoil a lovely lunch for me. 441 00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:04,680 - Thank you for including me. - Great to catch up. 442 00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:07,140 - Yeah. See you later. - 'Bye. 443 00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:11,880 - That was a bit harsh. - Can't stand that guy. 444 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:15,080 Since when? Since Rob punched him? 445 00:21:15,220 --> 00:21:16,920 I don't get it. What was that about? 446 00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:19,960 I mean, I don't think Rob would punch this guy over a bill. 447 00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:21,840 Pff, who knows? 448 00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:25,440 You do. 449 00:21:25,540 --> 00:21:27,360 What? No, I... 450 00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:30,320 You are a really bad liar. 451 00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:32,680 What, did he do something to Colette? 452 00:21:32,780 --> 00:21:33,920 No, he... 453 00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:36,800 What? 454 00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:41,080 You have to promise that this stays in the vault, OK? 455 00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:45,000 - OK. - No, total cone of silence. 456 00:21:50,420 --> 00:21:52,800 You can't tell Tom, you can't tell anyone. 457 00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:54,000 Does Steve know? 458 00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:55,480 Yeah, but he won't say anything. 459 00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:57,800 He's a guy, they never talk about this sort of stuff. 460 00:21:57,940 --> 00:21:59,920 How do you bring that up in casual conversation? 461 00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:01,400 "Mate, by the way," 462 00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:03,660 "sorry to hear your wife banged a barista." 463 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,560 - Awkward. - Bloody awkward! 464 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:09,080 Still, we're his mates. 465 00:22:09,180 --> 00:22:10,760 Where is he now? 466 00:22:12,220 --> 00:22:13,720 Turned down a beer 467 00:22:13,860 --> 00:22:15,800 to give Colette a hand with the housework. 468 00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:17,920 He's in a bad way, dude. 469 00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:19,800 Yeah. 470 00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:28,360 - Hi! - Oh! Hi. 471 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,360 - Let me grab those. - Thanks. 472 00:22:30,460 --> 00:22:32,480 You have fun with Steve? 473 00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:34,080 Yeah. 474 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,080 I'd offer to help, but... 475 00:22:37,220 --> 00:22:39,480 - It's against the rules. - Rules are rules. 476 00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:42,920 What sort of lasagne are you making? 477 00:22:43,060 --> 00:22:44,440 You'll just have to wait and see. 478 00:22:44,540 --> 00:22:46,360 Fair enough. 479 00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:48,320 You know how I love surprises. 480 00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:54,000 I better get out of your way, then. 481 00:22:54,100 --> 00:22:56,160 Or you can stay, if you like. 482 00:22:56,300 --> 00:22:58,640 Can't help me, but you can keep me company. 483 00:22:58,780 --> 00:23:02,000 - That'd ruin the surprise. - Yeah. 484 00:23:02,140 --> 00:23:03,920 Anyway, I'm meeting Steve at the pub. 485 00:23:04,060 --> 00:23:07,040 I only really came home to drop off the golf clubs. 486 00:23:08,940 --> 00:23:10,880 Keep up the good work. 487 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,520 We're his mates. We've gotta do something. 488 00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:20,000 I need a beer. 489 00:23:20,140 --> 00:23:22,600 Yep, go nuts. They're in the crisper. 490 00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:24,800 In the crisper? 491 00:23:26,220 --> 00:23:27,720 Sure, why not? 492 00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:34,400 Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing? 493 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,640 I'm inviting him up here, dude. 494 00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:41,520 Hey, Colette, it's Tom. 495 00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:44,400 Um... good. 496 00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:46,600 - Dude... - You? 497 00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,480 That's good. 498 00:23:48,580 --> 00:23:50,280 Is Robbo there? 499 00:23:50,380 --> 00:23:53,000 Uh-huh. 500 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:55,960 Um, yeah, yeah, yeah. 501 00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:58,840 Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be there. So I'll see you tonight. 502 00:23:58,940 --> 00:24:00,520 OK. 'Bye. 503 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:03,560 Apparently he's gone down the pub. 504 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,420 With you. 505 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,200 Want to go for a swim? 506 00:24:12,340 --> 00:24:14,520 What, and give them free range to encroach on us? 507 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:16,000 No, thank you. 508 00:24:16,140 --> 00:24:20,760 'Encroach', 'usurp' - so many big words. 509 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,080 'Encroach' - move in. 510 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:26,120 I don't think they're encroaching, 511 00:24:26,220 --> 00:24:27,600 I think they're roasting. 512 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,120 Well, that's not good. 513 00:24:33,220 --> 00:24:35,040 You've got beautiful skin. 514 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:39,940 Do I? 515 00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:42,440 - Ow! - Jared! 516 00:24:42,540 --> 00:24:43,920 Sorry. 517 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:49,320 It's not... No, it's not funny. 518 00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:51,160 A little bit. 519 00:24:52,580 --> 00:24:54,360 Come on, let's go for a swim. 520 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,480 Hey! 521 00:25:10,620 --> 00:25:12,480 - Mate. - Hey. 522 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,640 Hey. 523 00:25:15,740 --> 00:25:17,280 Changed my mind about the beer. 524 00:25:17,380 --> 00:25:19,000 Yeah, good call. 525 00:25:19,140 --> 00:25:22,640 Maybe we should get something a bit stronger to go with that. 526 00:25:22,740 --> 00:25:24,400 A single malt, top shelf? 527 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,760 Ah, shit. 528 00:25:30,020 --> 00:25:31,640 You bastards know, don't ya? 529 00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:34,040 Well, that's just great. 530 00:25:34,180 --> 00:25:37,320 That's exactly what I didn't want to happen - 531 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,000 people finding out. 532 00:25:39,140 --> 00:25:41,400 We're not people. We're your mates. 533 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:45,220 Yeah. Our opinion of you doesn't change. Or her. 534 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:46,880 That's right, man. 535 00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:49,520 Always thought you were a loser, she was a ho. 536 00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:52,040 Same old. 537 00:26:05,113 --> 00:26:05,725 Same old. 538 00:26:15,273 --> 00:26:16,953 Who was I kidding anyway? 539 00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:18,973 What? 540 00:26:19,113 --> 00:26:22,253 What do you mean, "What?" Look at her and look at me. 541 00:26:22,353 --> 00:26:24,093 It's like Shrek and Fiona. 542 00:26:24,233 --> 00:26:26,613 So what? You've given her everything. 543 00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:29,133 Everything. And you've been faithful to her. 544 00:26:29,233 --> 00:26:30,613 Mmm. 545 00:26:30,753 --> 00:26:32,453 - Haven't ya? - Yeah. 546 00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:35,853 You guys are trying to work things out, aren't ya? 547 00:26:35,953 --> 00:26:38,373 Well, I told her I wanted her to stay. 548 00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:39,953 But you know, you say that 549 00:26:40,073 --> 00:26:42,333 and it doesn't make all that other shit disappear. 550 00:26:42,473 --> 00:26:43,813 I'm still sleeping on the bloody couch. 551 00:26:43,953 --> 00:26:46,293 Hang on, shouldn't she be sleeping on the couch? 552 00:26:46,433 --> 00:26:48,893 No, it's not like that. I just can't. 553 00:26:48,993 --> 00:26:50,773 It's too hard. 554 00:26:51,973 --> 00:26:54,013 And don't you two idiots start feeling sorry for me. 555 00:26:54,073 --> 00:26:55,893 I know you think I'm weak for staying. 556 00:26:56,033 --> 00:26:57,453 - No. No, we don't. - No, we don't. 557 00:26:57,593 --> 00:27:00,973 Isn't that the whole point of 'for better or worse'? 558 00:27:03,033 --> 00:27:04,853 - Like you'd know! - Eh? 559 00:27:09,313 --> 00:27:11,773 Has Rob said anything to you since he got back? 560 00:27:11,873 --> 00:27:14,333 Just like it never happened. 561 00:27:14,473 --> 00:27:16,973 I wonder what started their problems. 562 00:27:17,073 --> 00:27:19,333 You should ask Colette. 563 00:27:19,473 --> 00:27:21,853 Yeah, I just... I don't want to intrude. 564 00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:24,573 Ohh! 565 00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:27,213 Sorry! 566 00:27:27,353 --> 00:27:31,073 Get away from us, you horrible little snot, 567 00:27:31,193 --> 00:27:33,613 before I jam this ice-cream down your snorkel! 568 00:27:33,713 --> 00:27:35,733 Dad! 569 00:27:35,833 --> 00:27:38,053 Oh, brain freeze! 570 00:27:38,193 --> 00:27:40,493 Here, take this, clean your hands. 571 00:27:40,593 --> 00:27:41,973 Ay-yi-yi. 572 00:28:15,933 --> 00:28:18,333 What's she done with her mess? 573 00:28:21,753 --> 00:28:23,293 Now we're talking! 574 00:28:26,553 --> 00:28:27,813 They're giving us a look. 575 00:28:27,953 --> 00:28:29,794 Yeah, I wonder what that little snot told them. 576 00:28:30,913 --> 00:28:32,373 Beautiful day. 577 00:28:34,073 --> 00:28:36,893 Ignore them. They're interlopers. 578 00:28:36,993 --> 00:28:39,333 You are a very funny woman. 579 00:28:40,593 --> 00:28:43,253 You don't make that sound like a good thing. 580 00:28:43,393 --> 00:28:45,253 Well, you don't want to hurt Harry's feelings 581 00:28:45,393 --> 00:28:46,913 but you don't mind telling a little kid 582 00:28:46,993 --> 00:28:48,333 you'll put a cone in his snorkel. 583 00:28:51,173 --> 00:28:53,173 Yeah, OK. Maybe I went a little bit far. 584 00:28:53,313 --> 00:28:56,453 Or maybe you take anger out in the wrong places. 585 00:29:01,753 --> 00:29:04,893 What do you mean you got Harry to do it? 586 00:29:05,033 --> 00:29:06,893 I got Harry to do it. 587 00:29:07,033 --> 00:29:09,613 - I said I'd do it. - But you didn't. 588 00:29:09,753 --> 00:29:11,453 Later! I said I would do it later. 589 00:29:11,593 --> 00:29:13,293 Oh, well, I guess I filed it away 590 00:29:13,433 --> 00:29:15,153 with your other "I'll do it later" promises. 591 00:29:15,233 --> 00:29:16,693 All done! 592 00:29:16,793 --> 00:29:18,973 Oh! 593 00:29:19,113 --> 00:29:21,933 - G'day, Tom. - Harry. 594 00:29:22,033 --> 00:29:23,413 Had some hiccups. 595 00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:25,293 Broke a drill bit, and there's a few holes, 596 00:29:25,433 --> 00:29:27,713 but we got there in the end, and the good thing is 597 00:29:27,853 --> 00:29:29,533 the picture covers all the boo-boos. 598 00:29:29,673 --> 00:29:32,373 - Oh, thanks, Harry. - No probs. 599 00:29:32,513 --> 00:29:34,653 That's a nice drill, Tom. Hammer? 600 00:29:34,753 --> 00:29:37,053 Uh, yeah. 601 00:29:37,193 --> 00:29:38,933 Anything else you need doing, Maggie, you just ask. 602 00:29:39,033 --> 00:29:40,413 Only too happy. 603 00:29:40,553 --> 00:29:42,173 I will do, thanks. Thanks again. 604 00:29:42,313 --> 00:29:45,293 You know what they say, Tom. Small drill... 605 00:29:45,433 --> 00:29:47,853 - Thanks for the tip. - See ya. 606 00:29:49,873 --> 00:29:53,293 Mum, I couldn't get here before. I had a... issue. 607 00:29:53,433 --> 00:29:55,613 It wasn't a problem. I didn't need you. 608 00:29:55,753 --> 00:29:57,213 - I was busy. - Of course. 609 00:29:57,353 --> 00:29:59,493 Did you talk to Dad while he was here? 610 00:29:59,573 --> 00:30:00,613 Doesn't he want you to go home? 611 00:30:00,753 --> 00:30:03,773 About as much as you do, which is a lot, I feel. 612 00:30:03,873 --> 00:30:05,813 Mum... 613 00:30:05,953 --> 00:30:08,573 Darling, home is three hours away. 614 00:30:08,673 --> 00:30:10,053 With no license, 615 00:30:10,193 --> 00:30:12,733 I can't even get to the shops unless your dad drives me. 616 00:30:12,873 --> 00:30:15,053 Yeah, well, if you'd told Dad and got a decent lawyer 617 00:30:15,193 --> 00:30:16,933 instead of looking in the Yellow Pages for one... 618 00:30:17,073 --> 00:30:19,293 That magistrate made an example of me. 619 00:30:19,433 --> 00:30:21,533 Mainly because of the vineyard, thank you! 620 00:30:21,673 --> 00:30:23,533 Oh, so the DUI is Dad's fault too? 621 00:30:23,673 --> 00:30:25,873 Oh, no, the DUI is a PCA and it's mine - all mine. 622 00:30:25,953 --> 00:30:27,333 Well, last time I spoke to you, 623 00:30:27,473 --> 00:30:28,993 you said you were staying here for you. 624 00:30:29,073 --> 00:30:31,973 Meaning I want some space for myself - 625 00:30:32,073 --> 00:30:33,813 something you'd understand. 626 00:30:35,093 --> 00:30:37,693 Darling, I'm not out to cramp your style. 627 00:30:37,793 --> 00:30:39,493 Yeah, I know, I know. 628 00:30:39,573 --> 00:30:41,013 Love you. 629 00:30:42,393 --> 00:30:43,733 - Hey. - Hey. 630 00:30:43,873 --> 00:30:46,613 - Hi! Cooking up a storm? - Hopefully! 631 00:30:46,753 --> 00:30:48,093 We missed you at the girls' lunch! 632 00:30:48,193 --> 00:30:49,653 Next time. 633 00:30:53,073 --> 00:30:56,373 You didn't include me. You didn't even mention it to me. 634 00:30:56,513 --> 00:30:59,013 Because you said that you were busy and we'd catch up tonight. 635 00:30:59,153 --> 00:31:02,213 - You deliberately cut me out. - No, I didn't. 636 00:31:03,673 --> 00:31:05,053 Are you judging me? 637 00:31:05,153 --> 00:31:07,253 Of course not. 638 00:31:09,013 --> 00:31:10,693 Look, I had a free voucher for the Tratt. 639 00:31:10,833 --> 00:31:12,194 I didn't invite you to protect you. 640 00:31:12,313 --> 00:31:15,173 I don't know - maybe I'm being oversensitive, 641 00:31:15,273 --> 00:31:16,853 but it seems a bit convenient. 642 00:31:16,953 --> 00:31:18,493 It's the truth. 643 00:31:18,633 --> 00:31:21,653 Look, I know I'm putting a huge unfair burden on you, 644 00:31:21,753 --> 00:31:23,493 but you're my vault. 645 00:31:25,693 --> 00:31:27,693 You ARE my vault? 646 00:31:29,453 --> 00:31:31,573 Please tell me you didn't tell Steve. 647 00:31:33,033 --> 00:31:34,733 You put me in a really difficult position. 648 00:31:34,873 --> 00:31:37,173 - Dani! - He's my husband! 649 00:31:37,313 --> 00:31:39,513 How could you? You know Rob didn't want anyone to know. 650 00:31:39,633 --> 00:31:41,993 You said this morning you wished Rob had someone to talk to. 651 00:31:42,113 --> 00:31:43,973 - Steve's gonna tell Tom. - Maybe not. 652 00:31:44,073 --> 00:31:45,093 Of course he will! 653 00:31:45,233 --> 00:31:47,573 They're guys, they don't talk about this stuff. 654 00:31:47,713 --> 00:31:50,833 Oh, God, Dani! I thought I could trust you! 655 00:31:50,973 --> 00:31:54,513 I should never have told you. I should never have told anyone! 656 00:31:58,938 --> 00:31:59,756 I should never have told you. I should never have told anyone! 657 00:31:59,757 --> 00:32:00,978 - Can I just have a look? - No. 658 00:32:01,118 --> 00:32:03,018 - Please? - No. Patience. 659 00:32:03,158 --> 00:32:05,858 - Patience? I don't have any. - Yes, you do. 660 00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,338 No, I never have had it. 661 00:32:07,478 --> 00:32:09,618 You do. You just don't know you do. 662 00:32:11,818 --> 00:32:13,938 - That looks good. - Oh, Tom! 663 00:32:14,078 --> 00:32:17,458 - I've seen it now. - Fine, have a look. 664 00:32:17,598 --> 00:32:18,938 - Can I? - Yes. 665 00:32:19,078 --> 00:32:21,818 Still got a bit of fiddling to do, but the gallery's all done. 666 00:32:21,918 --> 00:32:24,298 That looks awesome! 667 00:32:24,398 --> 00:32:27,538 And, oh, it gets better. 668 00:32:27,638 --> 00:32:29,018 What's that? 669 00:32:29,118 --> 00:32:31,538 Rent for the other two weeks. 670 00:32:31,638 --> 00:32:33,018 How'd you... 671 00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:35,458 A photographer finally paid me. 672 00:32:35,598 --> 00:32:36,938 Have you got enough for you for... 673 00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:38,418 Yeah, yeah. 674 00:32:38,558 --> 00:32:39,898 But next time I do your website, 675 00:32:39,998 --> 00:32:41,378 I'm charging you market rates. 676 00:32:41,478 --> 00:32:44,378 Oh... No, no, no! 677 00:32:45,758 --> 00:32:48,798 Wow, look what you've done! 678 00:32:48,918 --> 00:32:50,479 You make my stuff look really fantastic. 679 00:32:50,518 --> 00:32:52,578 Yeah, because it is fantastic. 680 00:32:52,678 --> 00:32:54,578 About... 681 00:32:54,718 --> 00:32:57,458 You even made me look halfway decent. Look at that. 682 00:32:57,598 --> 00:33:01,418 Yeah, well, that took hours of Photoshopping. 683 00:33:06,118 --> 00:33:07,978 Thank you. 684 00:33:09,178 --> 00:33:10,658 We should get ready. 685 00:33:10,798 --> 00:33:12,058 - First shower? - Yeah. 686 00:33:12,198 --> 00:33:14,618 I put your beers back where they belong as well. 687 00:33:19,278 --> 00:33:21,058 - Colette! - Ah! 688 00:33:21,198 --> 00:33:23,058 - What happened? - Ah, I burned myself. 689 00:33:23,138 --> 00:33:24,818 Here. 690 00:33:25,978 --> 00:33:27,298 Here. 691 00:33:27,398 --> 00:33:29,738 How's that? 692 00:33:30,918 --> 00:33:33,338 It's good. It's nothing serious. 693 00:33:33,478 --> 00:33:35,258 Yeah, well, burns always hurt, though. 694 00:33:35,398 --> 00:33:37,538 - Yeah, they do. - You OK? 695 00:33:37,638 --> 00:33:40,138 Yeah. 696 00:33:40,278 --> 00:33:42,658 - You look nice. - Thanks. 697 00:33:42,758 --> 00:33:45,338 How was the pub? 698 00:33:45,478 --> 00:33:47,578 You know, had a chat with the boys. 699 00:33:47,678 --> 00:33:49,498 They know. 700 00:33:49,638 --> 00:33:54,258 I'm so sorry. I told Dani, but I made her promise not to tell. 701 00:33:54,358 --> 00:33:56,698 You know what? I'm sorta glad. 702 00:33:56,838 --> 00:34:00,818 And you were right. They were pretty cool about it. 703 00:34:00,918 --> 00:34:02,938 No judgment. 704 00:34:04,318 --> 00:34:06,298 Well, that's good. 705 00:34:07,558 --> 00:34:09,238 I doubt they'll be the same for me, though. 706 00:34:09,278 --> 00:34:10,618 Yeah. 707 00:34:10,758 --> 00:34:13,818 Well, I... said we were working through it, so... 708 00:34:19,598 --> 00:34:22,778 Oh, sand in the ear. That is the worst. 709 00:34:22,918 --> 00:34:25,478 But masters of the spot! 710 00:34:25,618 --> 00:34:27,258 I just hung my towel on the rack. 711 00:34:27,358 --> 00:34:28,438 Cool. 712 00:34:28,518 --> 00:34:29,898 And I hope you don't mind, 713 00:34:30,038 --> 00:34:31,678 I borrowed your toothbrush - the pink one. 714 00:34:33,818 --> 00:34:36,378 I thought since we've been... you know... 715 00:34:36,478 --> 00:34:38,258 Pink one's mine, buddy. 716 00:34:38,358 --> 00:34:39,738 But that's cool. 717 00:34:41,558 --> 00:34:43,858 Oh, I'm going to go... mouthwash. 718 00:34:45,898 --> 00:34:48,018 Funny guy, our hot Brazilian. 719 00:34:48,158 --> 00:34:51,578 Oh, hey, Gracie, by the way, your razor. 720 00:34:51,678 --> 00:34:53,058 What? 721 00:34:53,198 --> 00:34:55,298 The one you use for your legs, pits and bits. 722 00:34:55,398 --> 00:34:57,338 A little on the blunt side. 723 00:34:59,098 --> 00:35:02,778 Harry, you don't use my things without asking first. 724 00:35:02,918 --> 00:35:05,738 - It's just a razor. - Ask first. 725 00:35:05,838 --> 00:35:08,418 And don't read my text messages 726 00:35:08,518 --> 00:35:09,898 or crash my romantic dinners 727 00:35:10,038 --> 00:35:12,138 or tell me the end of movies that I haven't seen. 728 00:35:12,278 --> 00:35:14,138 - She doesn't die! I was joking. - That's not the point! 729 00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:18,158 And he's not OUR hot Brazilian, he's MY hot Brazilian. 730 00:35:21,998 --> 00:35:24,018 People who do not understand space 731 00:35:24,118 --> 00:35:25,818 do not understand subtlety. 732 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:28,418 You have to hit them - bang! - right between the eyes. 733 00:35:28,558 --> 00:35:30,458 - You think so? - Absolutely. 734 00:35:30,598 --> 00:35:32,218 Otherwise they just don't get it. 735 00:35:32,358 --> 00:35:34,458 I hate it when people sit right next to you 736 00:35:34,598 --> 00:35:36,578 in a half-empty cinema and then brush your arm 737 00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:38,178 every time they reach for their popcorn. 738 00:35:38,278 --> 00:35:40,098 Oh, slimy! 739 00:35:40,238 --> 00:35:41,778 Which is why you're the girl who always 740 00:35:41,918 --> 00:35:44,258 puts her bags on the seat next to her on the bus. 741 00:35:44,398 --> 00:35:46,078 - I do not! - You do so! 742 00:35:46,198 --> 00:35:48,359 I get it. She just doesn't like strangers touching her. 743 00:35:52,698 --> 00:35:53,738 Oh, all I meant was... 744 00:35:53,878 --> 00:35:55,898 This entree's delicious, Colette. 745 00:35:56,038 --> 00:35:58,418 I'll go and get the lasagne. 746 00:36:04,158 --> 00:36:06,298 What? I didn't mean it like that. 747 00:36:19,438 --> 00:36:21,018 He really didn't mean it to sound 748 00:36:21,118 --> 00:36:22,338 like it might have sounded. 749 00:36:22,418 --> 00:36:23,898 That I'm a skank? 750 00:36:23,998 --> 00:36:26,538 Well, something like that, yeah. 751 00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:28,258 That's so reassuring. 752 00:36:28,358 --> 00:36:31,018 Col, it's none of our business. 753 00:36:31,118 --> 00:36:33,538 It's between you and Rob, OK? 754 00:36:34,998 --> 00:36:37,658 Oh, I just wanna get through tonight. 755 00:36:37,798 --> 00:36:39,938 So let's get on with it. 756 00:36:40,038 --> 00:36:41,818 Yep. Want me to take these? 757 00:36:41,918 --> 00:36:43,298 Yes, please. 758 00:36:48,264 --> 00:36:51,404 - Oh, smells sensational! - I made it with a duck rag... 759 00:36:51,504 --> 00:36:53,004 Oh, that sounds delicious! 760 00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:55,444 Who would think of a duck ragu lasagne? 761 00:36:55,544 --> 00:36:57,284 Yeah, where'd you get the idea? 762 00:36:59,024 --> 00:37:01,844 Duck ragu was the first meal Colette ever cooked me. 763 00:37:01,984 --> 00:37:04,324 I didn't know what the hell it was, but it tasted great. 764 00:37:04,464 --> 00:37:07,244 - Well, that is genius. - Thanks. 765 00:37:07,344 --> 00:37:09,564 I can remember all of that meal. 766 00:37:09,704 --> 00:37:13,164 It's just this unexpected combo that just kinda worked. 767 00:37:15,204 --> 00:37:16,544 Here we go! 768 00:37:16,664 --> 00:37:18,384 Hey, that dessert looks awesome. What is it? 769 00:37:18,424 --> 00:37:19,964 Uh, panna cotta. 770 00:37:20,104 --> 00:37:21,544 - Ooh! - Yum! 771 00:37:21,684 --> 00:37:23,564 - Mango. - Yep. 772 00:37:29,904 --> 00:37:31,524 Colette, this is sensational. 773 00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:33,004 Delicious! 774 00:37:33,144 --> 00:37:34,684 Knocked it out of the park! 775 00:37:34,824 --> 00:37:36,644 Yep, I would officially like to say 776 00:37:36,784 --> 00:37:38,604 a really big thank you to you, Colette, 777 00:37:38,704 --> 00:37:40,444 for a very fabulous meal. 778 00:37:40,544 --> 00:37:41,764 Hear, hear. 779 00:37:41,904 --> 00:37:44,564 But, I mean, these nights are about 780 00:37:44,704 --> 00:37:47,324 a lot more than just food, right? 781 00:37:48,904 --> 00:37:50,404 I mean, where else am I gonna find 782 00:37:50,544 --> 00:37:53,044 such an ugly bunch of misfits to hang out with? 783 00:37:53,144 --> 00:37:55,044 Hey! Hey, speak for yourself! 784 00:37:55,184 --> 00:37:59,244 And I would like to say thank you for including me. 785 00:37:59,384 --> 00:38:05,244 I miss my home, and you misfits are like my family now. 786 00:38:05,344 --> 00:38:06,604 Aww! 787 00:38:06,704 --> 00:38:08,364 So thank you. 788 00:38:09,884 --> 00:38:12,284 To friends and FAT nights. 789 00:38:12,384 --> 00:38:14,644 Friends and FAT nights. 790 00:38:15,824 --> 00:38:18,105 Grace, you do know that's me you're playing footsies with. 791 00:38:19,364 --> 00:38:21,364 I'm... sorry. 792 00:38:23,444 --> 00:38:24,844 Still hate me? 793 00:38:24,944 --> 00:38:26,604 Like crazy. 794 00:38:40,124 --> 00:38:41,844 - Hey. - Hey. 795 00:38:41,944 --> 00:38:44,124 Can I ask you something? 796 00:38:44,224 --> 00:38:46,364 Yep. 797 00:38:46,464 --> 00:38:49,084 Why the big clean-up? 798 00:38:49,224 --> 00:38:52,084 You know, bathroom, the fridge, workshop. 799 00:38:52,224 --> 00:38:55,204 Oh, I just thought things were getting a bit messy. 800 00:38:55,304 --> 00:38:56,684 Oh. 801 00:38:59,204 --> 00:39:00,604 I might stretch my legs. 802 00:39:00,744 --> 00:39:02,764 - Ciao. - OK. 803 00:39:10,824 --> 00:39:13,484 It's an apology gift. 804 00:39:13,624 --> 00:39:16,004 A bottle of red from our vineyard. 805 00:39:16,144 --> 00:39:17,924 Oh, darling, you shouldn't have. 806 00:39:18,024 --> 00:39:19,644 Oh, it's nothing. 807 00:39:19,784 --> 00:39:23,364 How can I miss your father when you're so like him? 808 00:39:23,464 --> 00:39:24,884 And I'm sorry about before. 809 00:39:25,024 --> 00:39:27,044 It's your deal where you live, Ma, OK? 810 00:39:27,184 --> 00:39:30,964 And for the record, I like having you around. 811 00:39:36,704 --> 00:39:39,644 - I'll get my drill? - I'll get two glasses. 812 00:39:39,744 --> 00:39:40,844 OK. 813 00:39:42,384 --> 00:39:46,004 - You OK? - Mmm. Yeah, I'm good. 814 00:39:46,104 --> 00:39:48,844 I'm great. You? 815 00:39:48,944 --> 00:39:51,824 Yeah. 816 00:39:53,804 --> 00:39:55,524 Promise me one thing. 817 00:39:57,484 --> 00:39:59,204 Never do what Colette did. 818 00:40:00,624 --> 00:40:02,764 You mean sleep with a barista? 819 00:40:04,564 --> 00:40:06,844 Yeah, well, that too, but... 820 00:40:06,984 --> 00:40:09,604 If something's wrong with us, you have to tell me. 821 00:40:10,844 --> 00:40:12,604 Never let it get that bad. 822 00:40:14,364 --> 00:40:15,764 So in your book, 823 00:40:15,904 --> 00:40:17,764 the only thing that we shouldn't share is toilet time? 824 00:40:17,864 --> 00:40:19,684 Yeah, that's about it. 825 00:40:29,164 --> 00:40:30,804 It was a hit! 826 00:40:30,904 --> 00:40:32,684 That combo just works. 827 00:40:32,784 --> 00:40:34,684 Yeah, it does. 828 00:40:36,704 --> 00:40:38,564 All done. 829 00:40:38,664 --> 00:40:40,324 Thanks. 830 00:40:40,464 --> 00:40:43,484 ? Making my way to you this time 831 00:40:43,624 --> 00:40:47,284 ? The road so clear and the wind so kind 832 00:40:47,384 --> 00:40:50,844 ? On my back, on our side 833 00:40:50,944 --> 00:40:53,484 ? I failed in love... ? 834 00:40:53,584 --> 00:40:55,044 I can't. 835 00:40:55,144 --> 00:40:56,564 ? Now helped by the shouts 836 00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:59,484 ? That have haunted these walls as I sleep 837 00:40:59,584 --> 00:41:01,444 ? Wait for sound... ? 838 00:41:01,544 --> 00:41:04,324 So Colette must have... 839 00:41:04,424 --> 00:41:06,324 Been touched by a stranger. 840 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,604 Yeah, that really got a reaction. 841 00:41:08,744 --> 00:41:11,084 That would explain why Rob went away. 842 00:41:11,224 --> 00:41:15,124 Yeah, but the whole vibe was weird tonight. 843 00:41:15,224 --> 00:41:16,604 Mmm. 844 00:41:16,744 --> 00:41:19,404 But then again, it is awkward when you're playing footsies 845 00:41:19,544 --> 00:41:20,844 with your best friend's husband. 846 00:41:30,704 --> 00:41:32,524 What are you doing? 847 00:41:32,624 --> 00:41:34,284 Going. 848 00:41:34,384 --> 00:41:36,084 I get what you said. 849 00:41:36,164 --> 00:41:37,644 You need your space. 850 00:41:41,764 --> 00:41:43,204 Not right now I don't. 851 00:41:43,304 --> 00:41:45,604 You sure? 852 00:41:47,744 --> 00:41:51,204 ? And the lies don't help me out now 853 00:41:51,344 --> 00:41:55,764 ? And the truth is uncovered by the brighter lights 854 00:41:57,704 --> 00:42:00,724 ? Oooh 855 00:42:02,804 --> 00:42:04,164 ? Oooh 856 00:42:06,544 --> 00:42:09,084 ? Stayed so quiet, felt too... ? 857 00:42:09,184 --> 00:42:10,564 Can I sleep in here? 858 00:42:10,664 --> 00:42:12,324 ? Prayed for the sun... ? 859 00:42:12,424 --> 00:42:14,804 That'd be nice. 860 00:42:14,944 --> 00:42:16,964 I'm just not ready for anything. 861 00:42:17,064 --> 00:42:18,444 Not yet. 862 00:42:18,544 --> 00:42:20,644 OK. 863 00:42:20,784 --> 00:42:24,964 ? The road so clear and the wind so kind 864 00:42:25,064 --> 00:42:28,044 ? On my back, on our side 865 00:42:30,624 --> 00:42:34,284 ? Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh... ? 866 00:42:34,384 --> 00:42:35,764 'Night. 867 00:42:37,184 --> 00:42:38,564 'Night. 868 00:42:40,544 --> 00:42:44,484 ? Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh 869 00:42:47,844 --> 00:42:52,204 ? Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh 870 00:42:52,344 --> 00:42:56,164 ? And the lies don't help me out now 871 00:42:56,304 --> 00:43:00,764 ? 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