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You made such a romantic fire.

There's just
one problem with it.

What's that, baby?

I'm freezing, baby.

Oh, baby, come on.
Here you go.

Does that get you
a little bit warmer?

Yeah.

Yeah. Huh?
What about this? Huh?

Ooh. That gets me
kind of hot right there.

Yeah, well, you know,

I find when I get hot,
I like to take off my pants.

Oh. You know what?

The luckiest day of my life
was when I got drunk,

blacked out,
and woke up married to you.

Hey, so, what do you say
we go upstairs and finally...

Do what
married people do?

Or we could have sex.

Whoo!

Oh, wait.

- What?
- TV.

TV, what?

TV on.

Aha.

Hey, hey, hey,
wait, look.

That looks just like

the Elvis impersonator
that married us.

This Elvis impersonator
turned out

to be nothing
but a hound dog,

as hundreds of couples
discovered

they're not legally married.

Oh, my God.

The Elvis impersonator
that married us

is really
an impersonator impersonator.

Yeah, yeah.
That's kind of funny, huh?

I mean,
we thought we were married,

but we're really
not married.

That's not funny.

We thought we were married,
but we're not married.

What's that mean?

Well, it means
we were living in sin.

But without the sin.

So come on.

Okay. Okay.

Honey,
that changes everything.

See, 'cause
you've been living here

for the last six months

'cause you thought
we were married,

but we're not married.

So you can go.

Well, that shut me up.

Honey, look,

tomorrow when
we go to meet my brothers,

we will stop at City Hall.
We will get married.

And then
we will be married

for the rest
of our lives, okay.

Really?

Really.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Come here.

Oh, wait. What are you doing?
Put me down.

Oh, what now?

It's the night
before our wedding.

It's bad luck for the bride
and groom to see each other.

We'll do it in the dark!

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So, I've been thinking about
this whole Vince/me/Robyn thing.

Thinking, obsessing.

Being the prettiest girl
I know.

So, I was thinking

that maybe I broke up
with Vince too fast.

So what if he doesn't believe
Robyn is Satan?

I can see
how he might have thought

I was being a little crazy
and insecure.

But you said
you could never be

with anybody
who didn't believe you.

I know,
but I love him.

And, just, I keep thinking
about his sad face

and my sad face.

Oh, why should we both
be so sad?

Gary!

He's just
masking the pain, Tina.

It's part
of the grieving process.

Dance with me, now.

Hey.

Hey.

How are you doing?

- I'm doing pretty good.
- Good.

Oh, don't be so modest.

The boy is doing better
than good. He just sold a condo.

Really.

Yeah, I don't want to brag,
but it was awesome.

They were like,
"Here's our offer."

And we were like,
"We accept."

Then we were like,
"Sold."

And my boss was like,
"Good job."

Oh, you're so happy.

That's
because I'm so happy.

Oh, that's great.

I'm glad to see that you're not
walking around all sad

after what happened
with us.

You remember what happened
with us, right?

Of course I remember.

Oh, and yet
you're not sad.

Well, that's great.

I mean, 'cause neither am I --
sad, I mean.

I am so not sad!

Good.

Yeah, no, super.

I'm supergood.

So many super things
are happening to me.

Like, oh, Val is meeting
with Vic's family.

I'm pleased
with my outfit.

Great.

You know, I really want you
to be happy, Holly.

Well,
then you got your wish.

All right.
Well, I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna
take care of some,

you know,
some superhappy stuff.

You be good.

Hey, hey. That went better
than I thought.

You know, because the wounds
are still so raw,

it could have went ugly.

But I'm glad
I got my wingman back.

Hey, what do you say?

Tonight, you and me
and a couple of hotties.

Hmm. I don't know,
Gary.

Oh, come on, man.
It's all good.

You're happy. She's happy.
Everybody's happy.

I am so not happy.

I can't believe
the state of New York

makes you wait 24 hours before
they let you get married.

Why would they do that to us?
Why us?

Okay, honey, the state
of New York isn't against us.

They're against everybody.
Okay?

Now, come on,
I thought we agreed

we weren't gonna let this
get you crazy.

You're right.
I'm fine.

Can you believe
they make you take a test?

Look at this --
"10 things you should know

about your partner
before you get married."

Let's take it.

Uh, you know what,
I don't think --

Number one.

Okay.

If your aging parents

become unable
to care for themselves,

where will they live?

Uh, with my brother.

I would say
with my sister.

Good.
Okay. One for one.

Number two --
how many times a week

do you see yourself
having sex?

Oh, uh...I'd say 30.

Again, on the same page.

I like this test.

Uh, let's see.

How do you want
your child's life

to differ
from your childhood?

Oh, wow.

Okay, let's see.

Well, I want them to have
a lot of bathrooms

because one bathroom
for six kids just sucks.

Wow. Six kids.

Ouch.

Oh, thank God we don't have to
worry about that.

Why's that, baby?

'Cause this ain't having
more than two.

What?

Oh, yeah.
One, two, buckle my shoe.

Three, four --
ain't gonna happen.

Oh.

Okay.

What's the matter?

So you've decided how many kids
without even discussing it.

Oh, we can discuss it.

I'm only having two kids.
Now you talk.

Okay, see, Val,
when I said discussion,

I meant you and I
discuss it.

Okay, like I give a little,
then you give a little.

You know,
say I come down to five,

and then
you come up to --

See you and your five kids
and your new wife?

Come on. Having a big family
is very important to me.

Hello? How do think
I'm feeling over here?

Y-you're trying
to make my lady part

into a t-tennis cannon.

Pow, pow, pow, pow.

Okay.

Then, you know what,
we have a little problem.

I guess we do.

Yeah, I mean,
if you hate children...

I don't hate children.

I'm not feeling
too good about you right now.

Oh, come on, Holly.
Snap out of it.

Yeah, you think
you're the first gal

whose boyfriend
has moved on without her

and doesn't seem
to give a rat's ass?

Well, at least you have an
ex-boyfriend to be upset about.

Yeah, I haven't had a boyfriend
in over three years.

Yeah, but you've
had other people's boyfriends.

Yeah, and you've
had other people's husbands.

Yeah.

God. Look at us.

We are pathetic.

There's got to be more to life
than men.

- I've got nothing.
- Where are you going with this?

Okay, sistas, when was the
last time we had a girls' night?

Sophomore year.
Her name was Rene.

She looked
like Martin Short.

Okay. 8:00 sharp.

My house. Chick flicks.
Movie candy.

Naked wrestling.

Just tops.

You know, I would have been okay
with everything.

Eh, you're a whore.

Excuse me.
I'm looking for Holly Tyler.

Cute purse.

Oh, thank you, ma'am,
but it's not mine.

It belongs
to Holly Tyler.

Oh, my God. That's the purse
the mugger stole?

Yes, no sign
of the lip gloss,

but we've got
our best man on it.

You're funny.

Thank you, ma'am.

It's not a crime
to make you laugh.

I'm Tina. I'm Holly's friend.

Nice to meet you.

I interrogated
Holly extensively,

but she said nothing about
being friends

with the most beautiful girl
in New York City.

So, listen, this might be
a little forward of me,

but I thought, maybe --

Pick me up here.
8:00?

- I'll see you then.
- Okay.

Hey. What is wrong
with you?

You can't
go out with him tonight.

Tonight is our
"We have no men in our lives,

so we have to
be with Holly" night.

Correction. You have no men
in your life.

Well, I think your behavior
is awful.

I can't even look at you
right now.

Hey, Marcus.

What's the matter, muffin?
You seem a little down.

It's that girl.
She's so cold.

Our friend
is deeply depressed,

so we made plans
to have a girls' night tonight,

and that one just bails.

Oh. Damn,
I was hoping you were free.

I came here
to ask you out tonight.

I'm in. What time?

You know what?

I'm sorry I ever went down
to five kids.

I want 19 kids...
and 2 dogs.

And I don't
even want two anymore.

In fact,
I'm getting my tubes tied.

It's not like
it's really gonna matter

because, apparently,
we're never gonna do it.

Oh, God knows why.
Look at you.

You are such an incredible
turn-on right now.

Oh, yeah,
and you should see you.

I mean, you're making me
real hot, baby.

Real hot.

Oh, so you don't
want to do it?

Oh, I'd still do it.

Now, are you gonna come
meet my brothers?

No. What is the point?

Why bother memorizing
all those names?

You're just gonna sit
in the car the whole night?

Yes.

You want me to bring you
a plate of ziti?

Do you know nothing
of me?

I do not allow eating
in my car.

I like Thelma so much better
than Louise.

Don't you, Tina?

Lauren,
can you believe her?

Tina, I'd like to
speak to you.

Tina.

Tina!
Come over here!

We are supposed to be having
a girls' night.

We are supposed to be
having fun,

laughing,
watching a movie.

I'm having fun,
and you're watching a movie.

This was supposed to be
about not men.

You were supposed to help me
get through my Vince thing.

I mean, God,
you're my best friend.

When Rubin breaks up
with you,

I'm gonna be
your support system.

I'm sorry. You're right.
I'm so selfish.

- I'll get rid of Rubin.
- Thank you.

Okay, Rubin.
I am so sorry,

but I am gonna have to
say good night.

Val, you left me a message

telling me where you would be
in case of an emergency,

and I'm having one.

I'm on my way.

Oh, oh, oh, muffin.

What is that?

I didn't think you should be
out here alone.

No, that --
that red saucy stuff

on the plate in my car.

It's baked ziti.
Okay. Come on.

You want a taste?

Aah, no, no!

Get that I-talian food
out of my interior.

I told you,
"No food in the car."

I'm sorry. What?

I couldn't hear you.
I was chewing.

Oh, God,
this is so good.

And I was so,
so hungry.

I bet you're hungry,
too.

But you know what,
I understand.

You made a decision --
no eating in the car.

And once Val makes a decision,
it's the law.

I know what
you're trying to do.

You're trying to compare
the ziti

to the children situation.

Don't be ridiculous.
I would never eat our children.

You see what he's doing?

He's cheating.
He gets that from Ma.

Oh, you always complain
every time we play.

Excuse me.
Do you guys know Vic Meladeo?

Who's asking?

I'm Holly Tyler.

I'm looking for my sister,
and she's married to Vic.

Well, sort of.

Hey,
we're Vic's brothers.

Val's a little tied up
with Vic right now,

but perhaps we can help.

Well,
you're kind of family,

and two of you
look a little like Vic.

God, I think
I made a terrible mistake

breaking up
with my boyfriend.

I thought that the drive
over here would cheer me up,

but then my radio didn't work,
and I ran over a bunny.

- Aw. - Aw.
- Aw, a bunny?

Come on. I'm just asking you
to bend the rules.

All right.
Take one stinking bite.

Come on.
Compromise, Val.

Come on.
I'm Mr. Ziti. Eat me.

No, I can't.

I want to,
but I can't, okay?

This is what
I've been trying to tell you.

I can't compromise.
I can't go with the flow.

I can't leave
the DVD player running

if nobody's watching it.

I'm a mess.

I don't even know
why you would want to marry me.

I was so happy
for you

when I found out
that we weren't married

because I thought,
"Yay, Vic has an out! Ha ha!"

But you wouldn't go.

I even showed you my crazy,
but that didn't work, either.

You still
wanted to marry me.

You wanted to
have six kids with me.

Are you insane?

Can you imagine
six little mes running around?

Less and less.

I'm sorry. I really wanted us
to work. I did.

But I tried to warn you.

Val, look, would you just
stop it. Okay?

I'm not going anywhere.

All right? How could I?
Come on.

We got 2 out of 10 right
on that marriage pamphlet,

didn't we?

Yeah.

And that is a great foundation
to build a marriage on.

And I don't believe
that you can't compromise

or that you're not capable
of change

because you said
you would never eat in the car,

and look at what you're doing
right now.

Oh, my God.

I'm eating I-talian
in the car.

See? See?
Honey, you can do anything.

I can. I can.

Oh, my God, baby.
I just changed.

Mm-hmm.

Do you think maybe
I could change other things,

like my premarital
breakup fears

or my postmarital
breakup fears?

Oh, maybe I can have three kids
or maybe even four.

Oh, well, actually,
I'm thinking

that two of you running around
is plenty.

Oh, whoops!
Ha ha!

So what if Vince
doesn't believe me

about that
stupid Robyn girl?

I should be able to
get past that, right?

I mean,
is it really worth

throwing
my whole relationship away?

Why would you want to be
in a relationship

with a man
who thinks you're a liar?

Personally,
I couldn't do it.

So you guys think
I made the right decision

by breaking up with him?

Definitely.

But I love him.

This is why
you're so conflicted.

Exactly.

Sis, this Vince guy
should be making you feel loved

and safe and cherished.

And does he make you
feel that way?

God, no, I feel crazy
and stressed, and I hate it.

This is
not what love should be.

Love should be warm
and exciting.

It'll make the hair
on your back stand up.

The way I see it,

the whole problem
is trust.

You're right.
He doesn't trust --

No, you don't trust
yourself.

Oh.

Wait, what does that mean?

Holly?

Hey, Val.

What are doing here?

Wait, did you not
get my message?

No. No, we were eating
in the car.

You?

Yeah, I've changed.

Are you okay?

Yes, I am now,
thanks to my big brothers.

So, you're Val?

Val, these are three
of my brothers.

Nice to meet you, Val.
Why do you hate babies?

She doesn't hate babies.

I don't know where
you come up with this stuff.

Okay, well,
what are you doing here?

Well, I was upset,
and I needed to talk to you,

but then my new big brothers
filled in.

They're very sensitive.

I'm an artist.

They made me feel better
about breaking up with Vince

because my feelings are
totally valid.

And I'm not crazy.

He made me see that I am crazy,
but he's into it.

And Vic and I are going to have
two to four kids.

All right!

Tell them what else,
baby.

Vic and I are --

We're not married,

but we're getting married
for real.

- All right!
- Vic, congratulations!

Tell them where, baby.
Tell them where.

We decided
to have the ceremony --

Not at City Hall,
but at some big, giant ballroom.

Yeah!

Okay, tell them why, baby.
Tell them why.

Well,
I thought it would be --

Nice to have
the whole family there.

Oh.

What he said.

You're not
a baby hater.

Oh.

Now, this is love.

Check out the hairs
on my back.

I'd rather not.

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