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I got it, it's amazing, and it
is right here in my pants.
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Okay, Lauren,
if I show you this,
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do you promise not
to tell Val?
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Absolutely.
You meet me in the back.
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Oh, it's just a ring.
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Wait! Wait!
Let me see it! Let me see it!
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Hey, how is that
for Val's birthday present?
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Oh, my God,
it's gorgeous.
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It's so much prettier than
any of her other wedding rings.
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Hi, Val!
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- Hey!
- Oh, happy birthday!
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Um, okay, honey.
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I know you said
that I shouldn't ask you
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about our dinner tonight,
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but just so I know what --
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Okay. Look, I'm sorry.
I'm not telling you anything.
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Okay, but I just need to know
what to wear, okay?
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So should it be
something dressy,
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or does the restaurant
have a playground?
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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Oh, ho.
Thank you, baby.
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I got to go to work.
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You're welcome. Wait, wait,
wait, wait! That's it?
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I sew a button on for you,
and that's all I get?
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Make out with me,
damn it.
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Rick! Stop it!
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My God, you are so naughty
and terrible and disgusting.
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Noon? Okay,
I'll meet you there.
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Hey, Val, honey?
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Pretty, pretty,
birthday girl?
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Yeah?
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Can I have
the afternoon off?
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Oh, for what?
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Personal time, you know,
I'd rather not discuss.
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What are you talking about?
We tell each other everything.
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You're the one
who taught me that.
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You know, you're the one who
said, "You can't keep things in.
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It backs you up."
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Okay. Well, um...
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It's about Rick.
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It's all right.
We can talk about Rick.
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You two obviously
have something special.
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Now he's separated,
I'm not gonna stand in your way.
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And, you know, this is how okay
I am with it --
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why don't, next week,
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You and Rick and Vic and I
all go out for dinner.
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Oh. Okay.
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Well, we'd have to do it at 4:00
and in a different state.
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Why?
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Okay.
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Um, Val, do you remember that
horrible, horrible fight we had,
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where you told me Rick was never
gonna leave his wife for me?
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Yeah, I know. I'm so sorry
about that. I was wrong.
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Yeah, not so much.
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What?
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You weren't so much "wrong."
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What are you talking about?
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Rick wrote you that note
that said he left his wife.
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Yeah. Funny story.
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Um, it turns out
he didn't write the note.
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Somebody else did.
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Who?
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Lauren.
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Who?
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Holly.
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Who?
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Me! Okay?! Me!
I wrote the note!
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You what?
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Come on,
come on, come on!
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What?
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There's gonna be
a chick fight.
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Sweet!
Love you. Bye!
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W-why would you
write the note?
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Because you really hurt
my feelings, okay?
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And I wanted to show you
how wrong you were.
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Okay,
I don't understand.
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I wrote the note!
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Rick didn't write
the note?
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Okay, how many times
do I have to say it?
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Rick did not leave his wife.
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I wrote the note
saying that he did.
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You wrote the note?
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Are you a blockhead?!
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I wrote the note!
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Rick didn't leave his wife,
and I am seeing him later.
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You're what?!
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I'm seeing him later!
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Do you think
it's your hearing, maybe?!
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You're gonna keep seeing him,
even though he's married?!
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Oh, my God! Yes!
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And, please, don't try to tell
me that it's wrong,
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because I already know
that it is.
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But it is too late, okay?
I am in love with him!
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Yeah? Well, you've got to get
out of love with him, woman!
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No, I cannot, okay?
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I have never felt this way
about anybody.
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Oh, my God, you lied.
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Well, when you're seeing someone
that you're not suppos --
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To me!
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H-how could you
fake that note?
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What kind of sick, twisted,
manipulative mind
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would come up
with something like that?!
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Do you know what happened
because of that note, Lauren?
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I came to find you, and then Vic
ended up in the hospital.
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And now Vic is on crutches
because of you.
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Because of you!
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Uh-oh!
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Methinks me went
too far!
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What?!
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Yeah, with this story.
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You know, I was just trying
to throw you off
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'cause of your
surprise party tonight.
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What?
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Yes! Okay, I made all this up
to throw you off.
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I don't need the afternoon off
to have sex with Rick.
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I need it
to buy balloons!
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So you're
not seeing Rick?
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No, ho ho!
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You didn't write the note?
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Oh, what am I, sick?
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Oh, thank God!
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Oh! Huh!
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I thought my friend was
a horrible, horrible person.
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No, my only crime is that
I'm such a good actress.
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Yes, and I hope
you are, too.
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Because now
that I've blown it,
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you're gonna
have to act surprised.
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Yes, 'cause I'm having
a surprise party.
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Yes!
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Oh, my God,
I had no idea.
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Yes. Okay, now that's the face
that you will use tonight.
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So can I have
my personal time?
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Balloons, streamers?
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Yeah. Go, go!
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Okay. Just remember...
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Okay.
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There is
no surprise party.
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That liar is totally
going to be with Rick!
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Okay,
Lauren is a genius.
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Did you see that?
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She turns this around and pulls
a surprise party out of her ass.
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If only she'd pull some morals
out of her ass.
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Ooh! Ooh! There she is!
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There she is.
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Okay, we have to get a surprise
party together by tonight.
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Yes, yes. Here's some money.
God, I just love you.
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Tina, shut up.
We are not helping her.
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I am telling Val.
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No! No, no! Wait!
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Do you think I really want to be
seeing a married man? No.
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Then stop it.
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Then help me, okay?
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If we throw this party for Val,
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then I won't be able to see Rick
tonight, which is perfect,
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because he's going out of town
tomorrow for a month.
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A month, Holly. That gives me
all that time to get over him.
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Unless you want to disappoint
your sister on her birthday.
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She did raise you.
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Okay. Fine!
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I will help you
with the surprise party
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if you promise
not to see Rick tonight.
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Okay. Yes.
I promise.
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Now you guys go get a piñata.
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I'll get some booze
and some deli platters,
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and I'll meet you
here later, okay?
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Hmm, would you believe
I've got my deli on speed dial?
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Hey, Rick?
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I'm on my way.
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So, Gary,
what are you doing tonight?
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I thought
I'd watch the game.
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Right.
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Did you get
into the Pinot Grigio?
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You're not giving it up.
I love it.
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Hey, man,
I thought you said
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Holly already sewed that
on for you.
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Aw, she did, but she's in such a
hurry to make out all the time,
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her workmanship suffers.
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Well, look,
with all due respect, bro,
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I think that suit is getting
a little tired.
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Maybe you should
kick it in.
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You know
how expensive suits are?
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I'm lucky I was an abnormally
big kid in high school.
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Dude, if you need some clothes,
man, my boy, Dante,
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he owns his own high-end
clothing line downtown.
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I'm sure he'll hook you up.
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He's always looking
to get his stuff out there.
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Well, does his stuff
cost more than...free?
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Dude, don't worry about it.
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I set him up last week
with two young-and-tenders.
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Man, he owes me.
Let's just say that.
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Thanks, bro.
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Hey, dude,
I have a question.
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Mm-hmm?
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What are
"young antennas"?
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No, "young-and-ten-ders."
Young-and-tenders.
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What the hell
is a "young antenna"?
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Why would I say
"young antenna"?
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Crazy white boy.
I don't get it.
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Ooh, let's get Val
this one.
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You know what it looks like?
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It's a rocket ship,
you dirty bird.
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You know what has been
bugging me?
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Lauren asked Val
for the afternoon off, right?
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But that was before
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she came up with the surprise
birthday party idea.
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So I ask you, Tina, what did
she need the afternoon off for?
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Do you think?
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That's exactly what I think!
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Lauren's the dirty bird!
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Lauren?
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Yeah?
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- Are you with Rick?
- Yeah.
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Oh, God.
Did you two...
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No.
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Good, then don't!
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Yeah. Don't worry.
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Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
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All right,
where is he?
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He's gone.
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Lauren,
I know he's here.
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No, he's not here.
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Okay, then, where is he?
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In the hospital.
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What?
Why is he in the hospital?
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I gave him a heart attack!
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Wait. What?
He's dead?
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No. No, he's gonna be fine.
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It's just -- he came over,
then we started to --
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Lauren, you promised me
you weren't gonna see him.
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No. I promised you I wasn't
going to see him tonight.
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And is it tonight?
No, it's today.
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Brava!
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Oh, my God, you guys,
it was so scary!
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One minute,
he was just looking at me,
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and the next minute, his eyes...
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Oh, Lauren.
Sweetie, calm down.
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It's gonna be okay.
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Okay.
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No, what are you doing?
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- Calling Val.
- No, no Val!
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00:10:24,823 --> 00:10:25,923
I have to call Val.
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I mean, this is big,
and I'm only 19.
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Hello?
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Holly?
Okay, slow down, honey.
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Ooh, Lauren's?
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Why ever would I come over
to Lauren's?
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A heart attack?
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Oh, dear,
that sounds so serious.
250
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Okay, I will come right over
and console Lauren.
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I'm on my way.
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You got to get up pretty early
in the morning to fool ol' Val.
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Okay.
254
00:11:03,597 --> 00:11:06,397
A sonic plaque remover
and a white jean jacket?
255
00:11:06,449 --> 00:11:08,916
Guys, I'm gonna cry.
256
00:11:08,967 --> 00:11:10,567
Yeah, that'll work.
257
00:11:18,299 --> 00:11:21,167
Oh, my gosh,
you guys, I had no idea!
258
00:11:22,797 --> 00:11:25,432
Oh, Val,
thank God you're here.
259
00:11:25,483 --> 00:11:27,150
Where's all the food
a-and the booze
260
00:11:27,196 --> 00:11:28,797
and the party people
popping out?
261
00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:33,555
Val, I know that you think
that this is a surprise party,
262
00:11:33,608 --> 00:11:34,641
but it's really not.
263
00:11:34,682 --> 00:11:35,948
Rick had a heart attack.
264
00:11:37,031 --> 00:11:38,364
Okay, I get it.
265
00:11:38,408 --> 00:11:40,242
I come here,
and then you guys take me
266
00:11:40,288 --> 00:11:42,288
to the real place
where all the guests are.
267
00:11:42,334 --> 00:11:44,300
What, are you taking me
to the "hospital"?
268
00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:50,635
Wah, wah, wah!
269
00:11:50,691 --> 00:11:52,492
Okay, I'll get a cab.
270
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:53,904
No, Val.
271
00:11:53,948 --> 00:11:57,184
Rick was really here, and
he really had a heart attack.
272
00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:59,539
But you're kidding,
right?
273
00:11:59,589 --> 00:12:00,889
No.
274
00:12:00,931 --> 00:12:04,466
Listen, I called the hospital.
Rick is gonna be fine.
275
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:07,492
But I'm not so sure about...
that one.
276
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,296
Wait a minute.
277
00:12:11,338 --> 00:12:14,908
This morning you told me
that there was a surprise party
278
00:12:14,964 --> 00:12:16,799
and that you weren't
seeing Rick.
279
00:12:16,845 --> 00:12:19,847
Both untrue.
280
00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:23,102
She's seeing Rick,
and he's still married,
281
00:12:23,156 --> 00:12:24,957
and she wrote the note.
282
00:12:25,002 --> 00:12:26,002
Yeah.
283
00:12:26,043 --> 00:12:27,910
See, when you got
all mad at her,
284
00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:30,389
she panicked and made up
the surprise party --
285
00:12:30,439 --> 00:12:32,540
an evil genius.
286
00:12:32,587 --> 00:12:36,356
So it's not just Rick
who is a liar and a cheat.
287
00:12:36,415 --> 00:12:37,415
Oh, please, don't.
288
00:12:37,455 --> 00:12:38,789
Okay, can't you understand
289
00:12:38,832 --> 00:12:41,367
the horrible guilt
that I have been living with?
290
00:12:41,418 --> 00:12:44,319
And now I've got guilt about
sending Rick to the hospital
291
00:12:44,371 --> 00:12:45,738
with a heart attack.
292
00:12:45,781 --> 00:12:47,382
I could have killed him!
293
00:12:47,426 --> 00:12:48,660
You know what?
294
00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:51,269
I have put up with a lot of crap
in our relationship,
295
00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,755
but this is the lowest thing
you have ever done.
296
00:12:53,805 --> 00:12:57,541
I never want to see you
or speak to you again.
297
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:02,612
Nobody's gonna
yell "surprise," Val.
298
00:13:02,666 --> 00:13:04,566
Then goodbye.
299
00:13:08,494 --> 00:13:11,264
Yo, Vince!
Come on, bro!
300
00:13:11,316 --> 00:13:13,884
Come on out.
I want to see the new threads.
301
00:13:13,934 --> 00:13:16,969
Hey, did Dante come through
for you big-time or what?
302
00:13:17,022 --> 00:13:21,559
Yeah, yeah, man!
303
00:13:21,621 --> 00:13:24,690
Look at you, rocking
the sophisticated urban wear.
304
00:13:24,744 --> 00:13:26,812
Yeah, I'm just not
sure that --
305
00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:30,562
You're not sure because
you're not wearing the chapeau.
306
00:13:30,619 --> 00:13:33,254
Bam!
307
00:13:33,305 --> 00:13:36,441
That's what I'm talking about,
man. Now you're styling.
308
00:13:36,494 --> 00:13:37,561
Look, Gary.
309
00:13:37,602 --> 00:13:39,703
Uh, listen,
I cannot thank you enough.
310
00:13:39,751 --> 00:13:41,151
Hey, anything
for you, bro.
311
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,262
You're the best,
and I mean that.
312
00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:44,575
What, is it the color?
313
00:13:44,618 --> 00:13:47,682
Because we can always exchange
it for the burnt sienna.
314
00:13:47,735 --> 00:13:51,069
Um, no.
No, the color's nice.
315
00:13:51,124 --> 00:13:53,759
It's just that, you know,
316
00:13:53,810 --> 00:13:57,846
I...I work with people
who have...eyes.
317
00:13:57,906 --> 00:14:00,841
What, a-are you saying
you don't like Dante's suit?
318
00:14:00,893 --> 00:14:03,994
I mean, I know -- I know
that's not what you're saying.
319
00:14:04,049 --> 00:14:06,015
Well...
320
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:08,062
Yeah, that's kind of
what I'm saying.
321
00:14:08,109 --> 00:14:09,943
It's, uh,
it's just not my style.
322
00:14:09,989 --> 00:14:14,358
By "your style,"
do you mean "no style"?
323
00:14:14,419 --> 00:14:15,519
Aw, come on, dude.
324
00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:16,994
You can't get upset
because I hate the suit.
325
00:14:17,037 --> 00:14:20,072
Oh, ho, ho! Oh!
So now you hate it?
326
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:23,695
I see. I see. Oh, you hate
my choice of suit.
327
00:14:23,752 --> 00:14:26,253
You hate my style,
my taste?!
328
00:14:26,304 --> 00:14:29,073
You know what?
Your hair is so...
329
00:14:29,124 --> 00:14:30,592
"Footloose"!
330
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:37,395
You did not just drag
Kevin Bacon into this!
331
00:14:37,452 --> 00:14:38,652
Yes, I did, buddy,
332
00:14:38,693 --> 00:14:41,394
and the gloves are coming off,
my friend!
333
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,479
Oh, so is
this ugly-ass suit!
334
00:14:43,526 --> 00:14:45,760
Well, you may want
to reconsider,
335
00:14:45,809 --> 00:14:49,177
being that it matches
your ugly ass!
336
00:14:56,651 --> 00:14:57,884
Okay.
337
00:15:03,901 --> 00:15:06,234
And then she chokes and dies.
338
00:15:11,687 --> 00:15:13,721
Mmm. Okay.
339
00:15:16,455 --> 00:15:18,022
Stupid Lauren.
340
00:15:18,066 --> 00:15:21,534
Stupid Rick!
Stupid Rick's aorta!
341
00:15:21,591 --> 00:15:23,358
Surprise!
342
00:15:23,403 --> 00:15:27,240
Oh...
yeah. Whatever.
343
00:15:33,476 --> 00:15:36,411
Yeah. Sure.
Why not?
344
00:15:36,465 --> 00:15:38,999
You are never gonna guess
what Lauren did.
345
00:15:39,050 --> 00:15:40,584
- She --
- Worse!
346
00:15:40,627 --> 00:15:43,362
She wrote the note that said
Rick left his wife. Yeah!
347
00:15:43,414 --> 00:15:45,415
She started
having an affair with him
348
00:15:45,462 --> 00:15:48,063
and landed him in the hospital
with a heart attack.
349
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,215
Uh, well...
350
00:15:50,263 --> 00:15:53,195
Um, is Rick okay?
351
00:15:53,248 --> 00:15:55,980
Mmm, he's fine.
But she is dead to me.
352
00:15:56,032 --> 00:15:59,165
Val, you have to
come talk to Lauren.
353
00:15:59,218 --> 00:16:01,752
Hmm, let me think
about it -- no.
354
00:16:01,802 --> 00:16:04,703
Val, I know that you have
every reason in the world
355
00:16:04,757 --> 00:16:05,990
to be angry with her.
356
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:08,700
But she really needs you.
She is in a bad way.
357
00:16:08,751 --> 00:16:11,052
No, Holly. I am done, okay?
I have put up with her.
358
00:16:11,101 --> 00:16:12,734
I have taken
her late-night calls.
359
00:16:12,778 --> 00:16:14,946
I held her hand.
I have no more energy for this.
360
00:16:14,994 --> 00:16:16,595
But she's in pain.
361
00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:18,607
Mmm! So am I.
I'm on empty.
362
00:16:18,654 --> 00:16:21,422
Yeah, I never want
to see that girl again.
363
00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:25,584
That's too bad.
364
00:16:29,932 --> 00:16:31,699
- Is she still mad?
- No.
365
00:16:31,745 --> 00:16:33,712
Get out of here!
366
00:16:33,758 --> 00:16:35,926
Oh, I meant "yes."
367
00:16:35,974 --> 00:16:39,310
Let's give them some space.
368
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:43,669
Okay, Val, I don't know
why I do such horrible things,
369
00:16:43,730 --> 00:16:47,432
like lie to my best friend and
give married men heart attacks.
370
00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:50,524
You know, maybe it's 'cause
I don't know.
371
00:16:50,578 --> 00:16:53,245
Maybe I'm just still
that fat little girl.
372
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:56,739
Don't pull the "fat card."
373
00:16:56,787 --> 00:16:58,988
This has nothing to do
with you being a fat kid.
374
00:16:59,036 --> 00:17:02,838
Okay, Val, I know that it
is hard for you to understand
375
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:05,697
why I do such sick
and twisted things,
376
00:17:05,749 --> 00:17:08,350
and it's because
you don't have to.
377
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,535
You're all strong
and confident and perfect.
378
00:17:11,589 --> 00:17:14,191
Did you ever know
that you're my hero?
379
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,608
You're everything --
380
00:17:15,651 --> 00:17:17,351
Stop it, Lauren.
381
00:17:17,397 --> 00:17:18,764
No, I can't.
382
00:17:18,807 --> 00:17:22,041
And I'm not gonna till
you tell me you love me again!
383
00:17:22,096 --> 00:17:23,096
Lauren.
384
00:17:23,136 --> 00:17:24,403
Oh, of course,
you can't!
385
00:17:24,446 --> 00:17:26,246
How could you?!
I'm a terrible person!
386
00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:30,774
Okay, you go now.
387
00:17:30,823 --> 00:17:34,558
Lauren, do you really understand
what you did?
388
00:17:34,616 --> 00:17:36,316
I mean, 'cause you keep making
jokes about it.
389
00:17:36,361 --> 00:17:39,228
No, I'm only making jokes
to cover up the in.
390
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,747
I believed you.
391
00:17:41,798 --> 00:17:43,130
I trusted you.
392
00:17:43,173 --> 00:17:44,607
How am I ever gonna --
393
00:17:44,652 --> 00:17:47,223
No, please, okay? I just --
I couldn't give it up.
394
00:17:47,273 --> 00:17:51,111
Rick made me feel beautiful
and charming and funny.
395
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,937
He made me feel the way
396
00:17:52,982 --> 00:17:55,783
I bet Vic makes you feel
every day.
397
00:17:55,835 --> 00:17:58,303
That is so sad.
398
00:17:58,353 --> 00:18:00,821
I know!
399
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:04,506
You are beautiful
and charming and funny.
400
00:18:04,564 --> 00:18:06,398
And?
401
00:18:06,443 --> 00:18:08,477
Thin.
402
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:14,576
Val, I swear, I am never
going to lie to you again.
403
00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:16,768
Was that a lie?
404
00:18:16,816 --> 00:18:19,451
Val, no one knows me
like you do!
405
00:18:25,777 --> 00:18:28,011
I can't believe
Gary blew a fuse.
406
00:18:28,059 --> 00:18:29,226
I told him
a thousand times,
407
00:18:29,268 --> 00:18:30,735
"You cannot run
the cappuccino maker
408
00:18:30,778 --> 00:18:32,045
and the X-Box
at the same time."
409
00:18:32,087 --> 00:18:33,654
Gary?
410
00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:35,232
- Surprise! - Surprise!
- Surprise! - Surprise!
411
00:18:35,276 --> 00:18:37,445
Oh, my God!
Oh! I had no idea!
412
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,493
And I mean it!
I'm serious.
413
00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:42,542
I had no idea.
This is my real surprise face.
414
00:18:42,595 --> 00:18:45,496
Oh, my God,
you really were surprised.
415
00:18:45,548 --> 00:18:47,349
Oh, it's a good thing
you have a strong heart,
416
00:18:47,395 --> 00:18:48,729
unlike you-know-who.
417
00:18:50,316 --> 00:18:53,050
You should totally give her
the ring now!
418
00:18:53,102 --> 00:18:54,702
No, no.
There's too many people.
419
00:18:54,747 --> 00:18:56,547
I want to give it to her
when we're alone.
420
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:57,960
I want it to be perfect.
421
00:18:58,002 --> 00:19:01,271
What's more perfect than in
front of the people she loves...
422
00:19:01,326 --> 00:19:03,027
and Tina?
423
00:19:03,072 --> 00:19:04,506
- Come on.
- Really?
424
00:19:04,549 --> 00:19:05,815
Yes! Do it now!
425
00:19:05,858 --> 00:19:06,857
Okay.
426
00:19:06,898 --> 00:19:08,465
Uh, honey? Honey?
Sit down.
427
00:19:08,509 --> 00:19:10,643
I have a little something to give you.
428
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,592
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
- ...he had teeth like a lion --
429
00:19:12,639 --> 00:19:15,707
Vic has something he wants to
give Val, so shut your mouth!
430
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,928
Go ahead, Vic.
431
00:19:17,976 --> 00:19:19,543
Um, okay.
432
00:19:19,588 --> 00:19:21,588
As you all know,
when Val and I got married,
433
00:19:21,636 --> 00:19:23,303
it was a little
spur-of-the-moment.
434
00:19:23,347 --> 00:19:25,648
And, um, well, since then,
it's always seemed like
435
00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:28,498
our relationship
has been missing something.
436
00:19:28,549 --> 00:19:30,550
Uh, honey, I've been waiting
437
00:19:30,597 --> 00:19:33,666
for the perfect moment
to do this all day,
438
00:19:33,719 --> 00:19:37,254
but the truth is,
any moment with you is perfect.
439
00:19:37,311 --> 00:19:39,111
- Aw! - Aw!
- Aw! - Aw!
440
00:19:40,902 --> 00:19:42,802
So, Val, I want to ask you
441
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:46,049
in front of all the people
that you love...
442
00:19:46,104 --> 00:19:47,637
and Tina.
443
00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:02,601
Val, will you
already be married to me?
444
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:05,193
It's beautiful.
445
00:20:05,243 --> 00:20:07,111
Just like you.
446
00:20:07,157 --> 00:20:10,058
- Aw! - Aw!
- Aw! - Aw!
447
00:20:10,111 --> 00:20:11,711
- Yes.
- Yes?
448
00:20:11,756 --> 00:20:13,690
I will already
be married to you.
449
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:22,822
Pretty moving stuff.
450
00:20:22,867 --> 00:20:25,201
Yeah.
Makes you think.
451
00:20:26,795 --> 00:20:30,230
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
452
00:20:30,286 --> 00:20:32,820
Tina, hug me!
453
00:20:32,870 --> 00:20:34,804
I'm not really
a huggy person.
454
00:20:34,851 --> 00:20:36,251
You've hugged me before.
455
00:20:36,294 --> 00:20:37,594
Now it feels forced.
456
00:20:37,638 --> 00:20:39,004
Just hug me!
457
00:20:45,122 --> 00:20:47,924
Come here, you!
458
00:20:48,825 --> 00:20:52,825
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