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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:04,499 What am I gonna do? 2 00:00:04,502 --> 00:00:07,584 Val has been planning this wedding since she was 10. 3 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:10,298 She has a picture of the dress, she has a picture of the roses. 4 00:00:10,303 --> 00:00:12,303 She have a picture of her fianc� with another woman? 5 00:00:13,474 --> 00:00:15,307 Oh, my God. 6 00:00:15,311 --> 00:00:17,269 He's with Julie. 7 00:00:17,315 --> 00:00:18,398 Julie? 8 00:00:18,442 --> 00:00:20,233 Ex-fianc�e Julie? 9 00:00:20,278 --> 00:00:22,236 That scum. 10 00:00:22,281 --> 00:00:23,988 I saw you and Julie today. 11 00:00:23,992 --> 00:00:26,076 And don't you think about having me whacked, 12 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:28,704 because Gary, Vince, and Ben saw you, too. 13 00:00:28,749 --> 00:00:30,708 Okay, Holly, listen, Julie called me 14 00:00:30,753 --> 00:00:32,837 and said she wanted to give me her blessing. 15 00:00:32,881 --> 00:00:35,172 She said that it would help her have closure. 16 00:00:35,177 --> 00:00:38,135 Okay, if it's all so innocent, why don't you just tell Val? 17 00:00:38,182 --> 00:00:41,224 Holly, there's nothing to worry about, okay? 18 00:00:41,270 --> 00:00:44,062 What you said about Julie makes sense, 19 00:00:44,109 --> 00:00:48,484 but if you ever hurt my sister... 20 00:00:48,532 --> 00:00:50,449 it'll be a lot harder than that. 21 00:00:54,208 --> 00:00:57,083 [ Lauren ]: Let's get that grub on the table! 22 00:00:57,130 --> 00:00:59,588 I have to eat at 3:00. That is when my diet starts. 23 00:00:59,634 --> 00:01:01,550 Lauren, who starts a diet on Thanksgiving? 24 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:04,095 A person whose bridesmaid's dress has shrunk. 25 00:01:04,142 --> 00:01:05,975 On the hanger? 26 00:01:06,020 --> 00:01:08,978 You are a mean little girl. 27 00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:10,483 Val's wedding is tomorrow. 28 00:01:10,527 --> 00:01:12,485 How are you gonna lose weight by then? 29 00:01:12,530 --> 00:01:14,196 Oh, it's the one-hour diet. 30 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:16,033 Mm-hmm, eat anything you want for one hour. 31 00:01:16,077 --> 00:01:17,952 Nothing before and nothing after. 32 00:01:17,997 --> 00:01:19,789 And the literature promises you will lose 3 pounds 33 00:01:19,833 --> 00:01:22,250 by the next day. 34 00:01:24,090 --> 00:01:26,299 "On the hanger?" 35 00:01:26,344 --> 00:01:29,219 You've never been fat, have you? 36 00:01:29,266 --> 00:01:32,265 Now, I'm gonna throw some marshmallows on these yams, 37 00:01:32,271 --> 00:01:34,854 and watch my ass melt away! 38 00:01:36,445 --> 00:01:39,320 Okay, honey, come here! It's time to carve. 39 00:01:39,365 --> 00:01:41,032 Ooh, just think -- 40 00:01:41,077 --> 00:01:43,368 next year, we'll be carving a turkey in our country house. 41 00:01:43,414 --> 00:01:45,414 The year after that, you'll be carving one 42 00:01:45,459 --> 00:01:47,417 while I'm breast-feeding the baby. 43 00:01:47,463 --> 00:01:48,963 The year after that -- 44 00:01:49,006 --> 00:01:51,090 See, that's the difference between you and me. 45 00:01:51,135 --> 00:01:53,135 I don't even know what we're having for dessert, 46 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:55,347 but you know who's gonna be snacking on your rack 47 00:01:55,392 --> 00:01:57,226 two years from now. 48 00:01:57,270 --> 00:02:00,437 Val seems totally cool with Rick seeing Julie the other day. 49 00:02:00,484 --> 00:02:02,359 Oh, yeah, well, there's, um, 50 00:02:02,403 --> 00:02:04,445 good reason for that. I didn't tell her. 51 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:06,699 And nobody's going to, okay? Gary. 52 00:02:06,744 --> 00:02:10,202 Gary? Why am I always the one that -- 53 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:13,208 Who blows it? Because you've got a huge mouth. 54 00:02:13,255 --> 00:02:15,838 Well, I can't help it. I mean, I try to keep secrets, 55 00:02:15,884 --> 00:02:18,341 but my brain fills up with so many other things 56 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:21,138 that secrets pop out of my mouth like a gum ball. 57 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:23,518 Well, it does. 58 00:02:25,024 --> 00:02:27,149 I thought you decided to tell Val. 59 00:02:27,194 --> 00:02:29,694 I did, but then I thought, okay, so what... 60 00:02:29,740 --> 00:02:32,531 Julie called Rick. She needed a little closure. 61 00:02:32,537 --> 00:02:34,745 And if I was marrying Ben, and you called 62 00:02:34,790 --> 00:02:37,039 and wanted to get together, it would be nothing 63 00:02:37,044 --> 00:02:39,127 because we don't have feelings for each other anymore. 64 00:02:39,172 --> 00:02:40,422 Exactly. 65 00:02:40,466 --> 00:02:43,049 It's not like Julie called Rick crying, 66 00:02:43,054 --> 00:02:45,886 "I still love you. I can't go on without you. 67 00:02:45,892 --> 00:02:48,309 Don't marry that British bastard." 68 00:02:51,568 --> 00:02:56,526 ♪ Turkey in the straw, turkey in the hay ♪ 69 00:02:58,830 --> 00:03:00,621 ♪ You really know how to dance ♪ 70 00:03:00,666 --> 00:03:03,958 ♪ When you go up, down, jump around ♪ 71 00:03:04,004 --> 00:03:05,713 ♪ Talk about true romance ♪ 72 00:03:05,757 --> 00:03:07,590 ♪ Yeah ♪ 73 00:03:07,594 --> 00:03:09,594 ♪ Keep on whispering in my ear ♪ 74 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:11,597 ♪ Tell me all the things that I wanna hear ♪ 75 00:03:11,601 --> 00:03:13,684 ♪ 'Cause it's true ♪ ♪ What I like ♪ 76 00:03:13,729 --> 00:03:15,937 ♪ That's what I like about you ♪ ♪ What I like ♪ 77 00:03:15,983 --> 00:03:18,233 ♪ That's what I like about you ♪ ♪ What I like about you ♪ 78 00:03:18,278 --> 00:03:20,944 ♪ That's what I like about you ♪ ♪ What I like about you ♪ 79 00:03:20,949 --> 00:03:22,781 ♪ That's what I like about you ♪ ♪ What I like about you ♪ 80 00:03:22,785 --> 00:03:23,994 ♪ That's what I like about you ♪ 81 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,662 ♪ What I like about you ♪ 82 00:03:25,707 --> 00:03:28,124 ♪ That's what I like about ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ 83 00:03:28,169 --> 00:03:30,211 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 84 00:03:30,256 --> 00:03:32,131 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 85 00:03:32,175 --> 00:03:35,300 ♪ That's what I like about you ♪ 86 00:03:40,231 --> 00:03:41,189 Ow. 87 00:03:41,232 --> 00:03:42,357 Vince, no. 88 00:03:42,401 --> 00:03:44,192 [ all shouting ] 89 00:03:44,237 --> 00:03:45,862 You guys, I'm sorry. 90 00:03:45,907 --> 00:03:48,365 It's Ben's first Thanksgiving. We have to wait for him. 91 00:03:48,411 --> 00:03:50,119 Sweetie, he's 20 minutes late. 92 00:03:50,164 --> 00:03:51,705 I wish they'd move this thing along. 93 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:53,208 I've got a date later on. 94 00:03:53,252 --> 00:03:54,460 With who? 95 00:03:54,504 --> 00:03:56,421 I can't say. I don't want anyone to know. 96 00:03:56,465 --> 00:03:57,506 My boss. 97 00:03:57,509 --> 00:03:59,551 Your married boss? 98 00:03:59,595 --> 00:04:01,054 Shh. Do you understand 99 00:04:01,098 --> 00:04:03,098 what "I don't want anyone to know" means? 100 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:05,185 I wrote him a love letter, and he left me a message 101 00:04:05,230 --> 00:04:06,980 saying he wants me to meet him at the office at 5:00. 102 00:04:07,025 --> 00:04:09,024 He's going to ditch his wife today. 103 00:04:09,028 --> 00:04:11,778 Mm-hmm. I finally understand the meaning of Thanksgiving. 104 00:04:13,452 --> 00:04:14,910 Hi, everyone, sorry I'm -- 105 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:17,288 Where's the pie? I don't see pie! 106 00:04:17,334 --> 00:04:20,584 Oh, bugger, I'm sorry. I got this really important 107 00:04:20,630 --> 00:04:22,964 phone call. I got so excited, I just totally forgot. 108 00:04:23,009 --> 00:04:24,968 Yeah, okay, I knew I couldn't trust a skinny English guy. 109 00:04:25,012 --> 00:04:28,096 It's a good thing I brought backup. 110 00:04:28,142 --> 00:04:30,767 So happy holidays to all. I'm going in. 111 00:04:30,814 --> 00:04:33,397 I will see you in one hour. 112 00:04:46,047 --> 00:04:48,047 Don't mind her. She's dieting. 113 00:04:48,092 --> 00:04:50,467 So, um, what was your big important phone call? 114 00:04:50,513 --> 00:04:52,513 Oh, do you remember that audition you got me 115 00:04:52,557 --> 00:04:54,516 to play guitar on the Jack Johnson tour? 116 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:57,436 You mean the one you didn't get? 117 00:04:57,483 --> 00:05:01,900 What? I take an interest in his career. 118 00:05:01,948 --> 00:05:04,115 Yeah, well, the bloke who got it has hemorrhoids, 119 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:07,826 and he can't sit on the tour bus for long hours. 120 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:11,125 Mmm-mmm. 121 00:05:11,172 --> 00:05:13,838 Wow, when she goes on a diet, she really sticks to it. 122 00:05:15,595 --> 00:05:18,929 Okay, so... what does this mean? 123 00:05:18,976 --> 00:05:21,768 It means that I'm playing guitar on the Jack Johnson tour 124 00:05:21,814 --> 00:05:23,772 and I leave tomorrow night after the wedding 125 00:05:23,818 --> 00:05:24,859 for two months. 126 00:05:24,903 --> 00:05:26,861 Yes! 127 00:05:26,906 --> 00:05:30,448 Arugula. 128 00:05:30,495 --> 00:05:33,994 I love arugula. 129 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,833 Two months? 130 00:05:35,837 --> 00:05:38,420 I'm not going to see you for two months? 131 00:05:38,467 --> 00:05:39,925 Not necessarily. 132 00:05:39,969 --> 00:05:42,010 They said I could bring my manager with me... 133 00:05:42,056 --> 00:05:44,806 who just happens to be my girlfriend. 134 00:05:44,852 --> 00:05:46,602 No way! 135 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:49,146 I'm going on tour? I'm going on tour. 136 00:05:49,192 --> 00:05:50,691 Am I gonna need a passport? 137 00:05:50,695 --> 00:05:52,445 Well, the tour starts in Newark. 138 00:05:52,490 --> 00:05:55,615 If anything, you'll need a tetanus shot. 139 00:05:57,456 --> 00:05:59,706 Holly, did you just say you're leaving for two months? 140 00:05:59,752 --> 00:06:01,918 Oh, yeah, but don't be all sad. 141 00:06:01,963 --> 00:06:03,963 I'll call you every night. 142 00:06:04,009 --> 00:06:05,967 No, I just -- I can't believe it. 143 00:06:06,012 --> 00:06:08,428 We're gonna have the apartment to ourselves 144 00:06:08,474 --> 00:06:10,807 for two whole months! 145 00:06:10,853 --> 00:06:13,728 Let us all give thanks for hemorrhoids. 146 00:06:13,775 --> 00:06:15,025 Ha! 147 00:06:23,624 --> 00:06:26,165 So, Val... this is it. 148 00:06:26,170 --> 00:06:27,878 The night before your wedding. 149 00:06:27,923 --> 00:06:30,798 I know. I have to talk to you about something. 150 00:06:30,844 --> 00:06:32,968 Oh, God, I knew this day would come. 151 00:06:32,972 --> 00:06:34,639 Okay, Val, honey, 152 00:06:34,684 --> 00:06:39,184 when a man and a woman love each other very much -- 153 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:40,942 No, not that. 154 00:06:40,985 --> 00:06:43,902 I...I found out something about Rick 155 00:06:43,949 --> 00:06:45,782 that I really wish I hadn't. 156 00:06:45,827 --> 00:06:48,660 Oh, my God, he told you about Julie? 157 00:06:48,707 --> 00:06:50,498 - Julie? - What? 158 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:52,960 - What are you talking about? - What are you talking about? 159 00:06:53,005 --> 00:06:55,338 Well, I found out that Rick got Gavin DeGraw to sing 160 00:06:55,343 --> 00:06:57,508 at our wedding, and I ruined the surprise. 161 00:06:57,513 --> 00:06:59,805 You know how I love surprises. Why did you just say "Julie"? 162 00:06:59,850 --> 00:07:01,975 Andrews. 163 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:04,229 Julie Andrews. 164 00:07:04,274 --> 00:07:06,358 I thought that it would be very nice if you and I 165 00:07:06,402 --> 00:07:08,361 watched "The Sound of Music" together 166 00:07:08,405 --> 00:07:10,197 because you're getting married tomorrow 167 00:07:10,242 --> 00:07:12,199 and in our own way, we're saying, 168 00:07:12,204 --> 00:07:14,203 "So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen... 169 00:07:14,207 --> 00:07:15,373 good night." 170 00:07:15,376 --> 00:07:18,709 Wait, why did you just say "Julie"? 171 00:07:18,756 --> 00:07:21,631 Okay, before I tell you, I just want you to know 172 00:07:21,677 --> 00:07:24,219 that Rick said it meant nothing. 173 00:07:24,265 --> 00:07:26,015 What meant nothing? 174 00:07:26,059 --> 00:07:27,851 Okay. 175 00:07:27,896 --> 00:07:30,229 Do you remember the other day how Rick said 176 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:32,108 he was in New Jersey on business? 177 00:07:32,153 --> 00:07:33,486 Mm-hmm. 178 00:07:33,531 --> 00:07:36,071 Well, he was actually having pizza with Julie 179 00:07:36,076 --> 00:07:37,701 in Queens. 180 00:07:37,746 --> 00:07:39,454 Go on. 181 00:07:39,498 --> 00:07:41,498 Well, Rick said that she called him 182 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,544 and just said that she needed some closure, 183 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:45,547 and the reason he didn't tell you 184 00:07:45,591 --> 00:07:47,757 was he didn't want you to get upset. 185 00:07:47,762 --> 00:07:50,762 If you want to break something, I haven't washed this one yet. 186 00:07:50,809 --> 00:07:53,433 No, no, I don't want to break anything. 187 00:07:53,438 --> 00:07:55,729 Well, she called him. She needed closure. 188 00:07:55,775 --> 00:07:57,942 If Rick said it meant nothing, then I'm sure it meant nothing. 189 00:07:57,987 --> 00:07:59,904 Yeah, people need closure. She needed closure with Rick. 190 00:07:59,949 --> 00:08:01,782 That's actually very sweet of him, 191 00:08:01,827 --> 00:08:03,827 actually, you know, because he's very caring, 192 00:08:03,871 --> 00:08:05,621 and that's just one of the reasons I love him so much. 193 00:08:05,666 --> 00:08:07,583 Okay, Val, you're, uh, talking pretty fast. 194 00:08:07,628 --> 00:08:09,628 - Look, you're obviously upset. - No! No, I'm not upset! 195 00:08:09,673 --> 00:08:12,297 I'm flying high 'cause it's my freakin' wedding tomorrow! 196 00:08:12,302 --> 00:08:15,301 Okay, Holly, calm down. 197 00:08:15,307 --> 00:08:17,807 Um, I'm just gonna go upstairs and go to bed, 198 00:08:17,853 --> 00:08:19,977 and you should, uh, get some sleep, too, 199 00:08:19,982 --> 00:08:22,147 you know, 'cause we have a big day tomorrow. 200 00:08:22,151 --> 00:08:23,526 It's 6:30. 201 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:26,446 Not in France, Holly, not in France! 202 00:08:39,597 --> 00:08:42,639 All right, Vince, I am out of here. 203 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:48,689 Why are you staring at Ben's boxers? 204 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:52,361 Because I was about to do this to them. 205 00:08:52,368 --> 00:08:54,576 Two months! 206 00:08:54,622 --> 00:08:57,704 Two months she's gonna be on the road with him. 207 00:08:57,710 --> 00:08:59,709 Do you know what that means? 208 00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:02,338 That means she's finally gonna see these on him. 209 00:09:02,384 --> 00:09:05,634 Or worse. Off him! 210 00:09:05,682 --> 00:09:07,473 Dude, trust me. This is the best thing 211 00:09:07,518 --> 00:09:09,393 that could ever happen to you. 212 00:09:09,438 --> 00:09:11,813 Two months away from Holly, and you can finally move on. 213 00:09:11,858 --> 00:09:13,817 What if I can't, Gary? 214 00:09:13,861 --> 00:09:15,278 What if I can't? 215 00:09:15,323 --> 00:09:17,072 Give me those! 216 00:09:17,076 --> 00:09:19,284 I can't talk to you 217 00:09:19,329 --> 00:09:21,495 while you're fondling another man's drawers! 218 00:09:21,541 --> 00:09:23,915 It's just that... 219 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:26,586 at least when she was here, I had a chance. 220 00:09:26,591 --> 00:09:29,674 What am I saying? 221 00:09:29,721 --> 00:09:32,846 She doesn't even know I'm alive. 222 00:09:32,893 --> 00:09:34,227 Oh, brother, 223 00:09:34,270 --> 00:09:35,936 look at you... 224 00:09:35,940 --> 00:09:37,439 being all vulnerable. 225 00:09:37,442 --> 00:09:38,900 Hey, do me a favor. 226 00:09:38,944 --> 00:09:40,944 Save those puppy dog eyes for tomorrow. 227 00:09:40,990 --> 00:09:43,447 Now, I don't know what it is about single chicks at weddings, 228 00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:46,285 but they're all willing to give it up. 229 00:09:46,332 --> 00:09:48,790 Hang in there, man. 230 00:09:48,836 --> 00:09:50,919 Oh, stay sad. 231 00:10:09,244 --> 00:10:11,577 [ knock on door ] 232 00:10:14,921 --> 00:10:16,503 I hate my life! 233 00:10:16,506 --> 00:10:18,505 Hi, Tina, come on in. 234 00:10:18,509 --> 00:10:20,592 Can you believe this? 235 00:10:20,638 --> 00:10:22,638 The reason the vet wanted to meet me 236 00:10:22,683 --> 00:10:25,182 was to tell me that he's in love with his wife. 237 00:10:25,187 --> 00:10:28,020 Who's in love with their wife? 238 00:10:28,067 --> 00:10:30,358 I'm sorry, Tina. 239 00:10:30,404 --> 00:10:31,696 I'm such an idiot. 240 00:10:31,739 --> 00:10:34,448 You and me both. 241 00:10:34,494 --> 00:10:36,953 I'm so stupid, Vince. 242 00:10:36,998 --> 00:10:40,206 It's easy to be stupid when you're in love with someone 243 00:10:40,212 --> 00:10:43,420 who doesn't love you back. 244 00:10:43,467 --> 00:10:46,633 Want a shot? 245 00:10:46,681 --> 00:10:47,806 Mm-hmm. 246 00:10:47,850 --> 00:10:48,891 Yeah? 247 00:10:50,938 --> 00:10:51,938 Thank you. 248 00:10:54,193 --> 00:10:56,360 More. Make it a double. 249 00:11:00,912 --> 00:11:02,954 I don't know what's happening. 250 00:11:02,999 --> 00:11:06,457 The machine is not working! 251 00:11:06,505 --> 00:11:08,921 Ha ha ha ha! 252 00:11:11,179 --> 00:11:13,013 Look at yourself -- 253 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,574 I gotta go. 254 00:11:46,236 --> 00:11:49,403 [ cellular phone rings ] 255 00:11:49,451 --> 00:11:51,576 [ ring ] 256 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:53,162 [ ring ] 257 00:11:53,207 --> 00:11:55,707 [ ring ] 258 00:11:55,752 --> 00:11:57,419 [ ring ] 259 00:11:58,465 --> 00:11:59,419 Hello. 260 00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:00,424 - Vince? - Holly? 261 00:12:00,427 --> 00:12:02,177 Why are you answering Tina's phone? 262 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,180 Oh, this is Tina's phone? 263 00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:06,725 She must've left it when she dropped by earlier. 264 00:12:06,770 --> 00:12:09,519 Don't worry. I'll give it back to her when I see her. 265 00:12:09,525 --> 00:12:11,567 Man, I really need to talk to someone about Val. 266 00:12:11,612 --> 00:12:13,487 Okay, well, I'll just call Tina at home. Bye. 267 00:12:13,531 --> 00:12:15,864 No, no, no, it's 2:00 in the morning. 268 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:18,244 You'll wake up her mom. I'll come over. 269 00:12:18,289 --> 00:12:21,038 - You'd do that? - I'm on my way. 270 00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:22,419 Aww.... 271 00:12:22,463 --> 00:12:24,671 thank you, Vince, you're the best. 272 00:12:24,717 --> 00:12:26,717 I love you. Bye. 273 00:12:31,478 --> 00:12:33,561 What did we do? 274 00:12:33,606 --> 00:12:36,231 Nothing. 275 00:12:37,738 --> 00:12:39,030 Twice. 276 00:12:53,180 --> 00:12:55,263 Good night. 277 00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:56,809 Good night. 278 00:12:59,857 --> 00:13:02,024 Wait, wait, wait. Give me your phone back. 279 00:13:02,070 --> 00:13:03,944 Why? 280 00:13:03,948 --> 00:13:06,198 Because...when would I have seen you to give it back to you? 281 00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:08,784 When we had sex -- oh. 282 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,288 Stop talking about it. 283 00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:12,333 Remember, we agreed it never happened. 284 00:13:12,378 --> 00:13:14,337 - Don't tell Gary. - Don't tell Gary. 285 00:13:14,381 --> 00:13:16,465 Hey, oh, I thought I heard voices. 286 00:13:16,510 --> 00:13:18,801 Oh, Tina, here's your phone back. 287 00:13:18,805 --> 00:13:20,305 - Oh, thank you. - You're welcome. 288 00:13:20,350 --> 00:13:21,975 Tina, what are you doing out here? 289 00:13:22,019 --> 00:13:24,310 I was just coming home from a date. 290 00:13:24,314 --> 00:13:26,647 - Oh, with who? - You know what? It doesn't matter. 291 00:13:26,693 --> 00:13:28,984 It was a huge mistake. I am never seeing him again. 292 00:13:28,989 --> 00:13:30,988 Oh, I'm sorry it didn't work out. 293 00:13:30,992 --> 00:13:33,200 But I can use both of you. I'm so glad you're here. 294 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:36,454 Come on. Poor Tina -- she has the worst taste in guys. 295 00:13:38,796 --> 00:13:41,088 Hey. You guys want some pumpkin pie? 296 00:13:41,134 --> 00:13:42,425 Sure. 297 00:13:42,469 --> 00:13:43,843 Whipped cream? 298 00:13:43,846 --> 00:13:46,012 - No. - No. 299 00:13:46,017 --> 00:13:48,433 I don't know what to do. 300 00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,479 Val found out about Rick and Julie. 301 00:13:50,524 --> 00:13:51,689 How? 302 00:13:51,692 --> 00:13:53,067 Not important. 303 00:13:53,112 --> 00:13:55,070 Okay, it was me. I screwed up. 304 00:13:55,115 --> 00:13:56,615 I opened up my stupid mouth 305 00:13:56,659 --> 00:13:58,409 and told Val about Rick and Julie. 306 00:13:58,453 --> 00:14:00,369 Well, did you tell her that it was no big deal, 307 00:14:00,374 --> 00:14:01,582 that Julie only called Rick for closure? 308 00:14:01,626 --> 00:14:03,543 Yeah, but it was too late. 309 00:14:03,587 --> 00:14:05,962 I mean, you should've seen her face. It killed her. 310 00:14:06,008 --> 00:14:07,841 But you know what she's gonna do -- 311 00:14:07,886 --> 00:14:09,844 the same thing she always does -- 312 00:14:09,889 --> 00:14:11,847 pretend like it didn't happen. 313 00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:14,184 I mean, how can you pretend that something didn't happen 314 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,188 when you know it did? 315 00:14:16,233 --> 00:14:18,150 Oh, you can do it. 316 00:14:18,195 --> 00:14:21,403 She is in such denial. What is that "doth protest" thing? 317 00:14:21,450 --> 00:14:23,408 Uh, "the lady doth protest too much." 318 00:14:23,453 --> 00:14:24,911 It's from "Hamlet." 319 00:14:24,956 --> 00:14:26,414 It means when somebody has sex 320 00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:27,541 with somebody they shouldn't have, 321 00:14:27,585 --> 00:14:29,751 it was a huge mistake. 322 00:14:31,299 --> 00:14:34,382 Pie, Gary? 323 00:14:34,429 --> 00:14:36,887 I just can't believe that I ruined the happiest night 324 00:14:36,934 --> 00:14:39,100 before the happiest day of my sister's life. 325 00:14:39,104 --> 00:14:40,603 What am I gonna do? 326 00:14:40,607 --> 00:14:43,815 Uh, you know what I think you should do is, uh, forget about it. 327 00:14:43,862 --> 00:14:45,112 They're getting married tomorrow. 328 00:14:45,155 --> 00:14:47,864 What is that, uh, "sleeping dogs lie" thing? 329 00:14:47,994 --> 00:14:49,660 That's from "Scooby-Doo." 330 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:55,457 It means when two dogs accidentally have sex, 331 00:14:55,506 --> 00:14:56,697 they don't tell anybody. 332 00:14:57,342 --> 00:15:00,700 How can I forget about it? 333 00:15:00,831 --> 00:15:02,323 I mean, I made my sister have doubts. 334 00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:03,975 And I have to figure out a way to un-doubt her. 335 00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:05,603 I'm not gonna let her walk down the aisle 336 00:15:05,648 --> 00:15:07,139 with this in her head. 337 00:15:07,684 --> 00:15:09,734 But Rick already told you there's nothing to worry about. 338 00:15:09,779 --> 00:15:11,362 I know, and that's what I told Val, 339 00:15:11,407 --> 00:15:15,832 but it wasn't enough. I mean, there's only one other person who can reassure her. 340 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:19,298 That's it, I'm going to Julie, right to the source. 341 00:15:19,712 --> 00:15:21,754 "Of course, of course." 342 00:15:21,799 --> 00:15:24,840 That's from "Mister Ed." 343 00:15:30,564 --> 00:15:33,564 [ "The Wedding March" plays ] 344 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:44,209 Hello. 345 00:15:44,837 --> 00:15:47,378 Hello. 346 00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:49,966 I did not know you were in here. 347 00:15:50,011 --> 00:15:53,553 You look nice. 348 00:15:53,601 --> 00:15:55,184 As do you. 349 00:15:59,194 --> 00:16:02,569 By the way, you left your panties at my place. 350 00:16:02,616 --> 00:16:05,407 Uh, no, I didn't. 351 00:16:05,454 --> 00:16:08,037 Oh, well, look at this. 352 00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:09,791 This isn't awkward. 353 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:13,128 Okay, um, Val, I'll be right back. 354 00:16:13,174 --> 00:16:15,758 I just need to check on the, um, altar. 355 00:16:15,804 --> 00:16:17,804 Hey, did Julie call me back? 356 00:16:17,849 --> 00:16:18,932 Oh, I, um... 357 00:16:18,976 --> 00:16:20,434 Great, there's a message. 358 00:16:20,478 --> 00:16:23,645 I told you to pick it up if it rang. 359 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:25,651 It was Julie. 360 00:16:25,695 --> 00:16:27,862 Oh, great, now I missed her. 361 00:16:27,908 --> 00:16:29,866 She's gonna be at the therapist. 362 00:16:29,911 --> 00:16:31,869 And I won't be able to talk to her for 50 minutes. 363 00:16:31,914 --> 00:16:33,580 Val's gonna be married by then. 364 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,500 Oh, my God, okay, her therapist is only 365 00:16:35,545 --> 00:16:37,836 12 blocks away. I can make it back in time. 366 00:16:37,882 --> 00:16:39,965 I'll just hop in a cab. I just need some cash. 367 00:16:40,011 --> 00:16:41,969 What do you guys have between you? 368 00:16:42,014 --> 00:16:43,447 - Nothing. - Nothing. 369 00:16:43,491 --> 00:16:45,549 - What? - Wait. 370 00:16:45,603 --> 00:16:46,562 Here. 371 00:16:46,604 --> 00:16:49,063 Oh, thank you. All right, I'll be back. 372 00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:50,817 Okay. 373 00:16:50,861 --> 00:16:52,820 Where's Holly? I need her. 374 00:16:52,865 --> 00:16:54,907 Oh, she went to go check... 375 00:16:54,952 --> 00:16:56,702 [ mumbles ] on the altar. 376 00:16:56,746 --> 00:16:59,330 What do you need? We can help you. 377 00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:00,667 Well, apparently, 378 00:17:00,712 --> 00:17:04,378 the one-hour diet didn't work so good. 379 00:17:04,426 --> 00:17:06,509 I gained. 380 00:17:06,554 --> 00:17:09,429 Relax, we'll get that baby closed. 381 00:17:09,476 --> 00:17:12,059 Does anybody have any butter? 382 00:17:12,105 --> 00:17:16,271 In my purse... next to the baked potato. 383 00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:26,375 [ sobbing ] 384 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,170 So, how does that make you feel, Julie? 385 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:31,007 Horrible. Can I get the Prozac now? 386 00:17:31,052 --> 00:17:32,552 [ knock on door ] 387 00:17:32,597 --> 00:17:34,347 Excuse me? Hi, Julie. 388 00:17:34,392 --> 00:17:37,017 Holly, I said after my session. 389 00:17:37,062 --> 00:17:39,312 I know, and I'm so sorry to interrupt what seems 390 00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,275 to be a breakthrough because you're crying and everything, 391 00:17:41,319 --> 00:17:43,194 but this is an emergency. 392 00:17:43,239 --> 00:17:45,031 Is this Holly, Val's sister? 393 00:17:45,075 --> 00:17:47,366 You know me? She knows me? What did you tell her? 394 00:17:47,371 --> 00:17:49,829 Is she still in love with Rick? Are you still in love with Rick? 395 00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:51,292 Holly, I'm not in love with Rick. 396 00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:52,836 Then why did you call him 397 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,713 two days before he's about to marry my sister? 398 00:17:54,758 --> 00:17:56,883 I didn't call him. Rick called me. 399 00:17:56,929 --> 00:17:58,887 - What? - Believe me... 400 00:17:58,932 --> 00:18:01,557 - I was as surprised as you apparently are. - Rick called you? 401 00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:03,726 Yes, he called me, and it really upset me. 402 00:18:03,731 --> 00:18:06,565 Now can I get the Prozac? 403 00:18:10,701 --> 00:18:12,575 Why isn't Holly here? 404 00:18:12,579 --> 00:18:14,620 We were supposed to start 20 minutes ago. 405 00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:16,748 Something's wrong, Lauren, and you're not telling me. 406 00:18:16,752 --> 00:18:18,627 Just calm down, okay? Everything is fine. 407 00:18:18,672 --> 00:18:20,922 Holly will be here any second, okay? 408 00:18:20,968 --> 00:18:22,968 Now, come on, let me look at you. 409 00:18:23,013 --> 00:18:25,805 Oh, wow. 410 00:18:25,851 --> 00:18:29,101 I always thought I'd be the one to get married before you. 411 00:18:29,148 --> 00:18:31,772 Yeah, but they taught me in recovery, 412 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:34,444 "Who the hell are you kidding, loser?" 413 00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:37,815 You look beautiful, okay? 414 00:18:42,228 --> 00:18:44,219 [ mouthing ] She looks beautiful. 415 00:18:45,842 --> 00:18:48,050 ♪ You need a friend ♪ 416 00:18:48,096 --> 00:18:49,846 ♪ I'll be around ♪ 417 00:18:53,813 --> 00:18:56,313 ♪ Don't let this end ♪ 418 00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:59,734 ♪ Before I see you again ♪ 419 00:18:59,782 --> 00:19:01,657 Why'd you tell him to start? 420 00:19:01,701 --> 00:19:04,535 Holly's not here. I got no one to walk me down the aisle. 421 00:19:04,581 --> 00:19:06,665 - Where have you been? - Listen -- 422 00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:08,668 Lauren, okay, get to the altar. 423 00:19:08,713 --> 00:19:11,380 Okay, I just want to say you have a face like an angel. 424 00:19:11,426 --> 00:19:13,508 Move!! 425 00:19:13,512 --> 00:19:17,137 ♪ I'm gonna love you ♪ 426 00:19:17,186 --> 00:19:19,727 ♪ More than anyone ♪ 427 00:19:21,818 --> 00:19:24,943 ♪ I'm gonna hold you ♪ 428 00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:28,698 ♪ Closer than before ♪ 429 00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:33,249 Where have you -- you know what? It doesn't matter. 430 00:19:33,295 --> 00:19:35,670 All right, stand up straight, and move that apricot ass. 431 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,257 No, Val, we can't. 432 00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:39,802 No, we have been waiting 20 minutes for you already. 433 00:19:39,848 --> 00:19:41,973 Now, let's go! Left, right, left, right! 434 00:19:42,017 --> 00:19:44,142 - There's something you have to know. - Shh! 435 00:19:44,188 --> 00:19:47,896 ♪ More than anyone ♪ 436 00:19:47,944 --> 00:19:49,986 Listen to me. 437 00:19:50,030 --> 00:19:53,405 ♪ I'm gonna hold you closer ♪ 438 00:19:53,453 --> 00:19:55,245 Val... 439 00:19:55,289 --> 00:19:56,414 Val! 440 00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:57,583 What? 441 00:19:57,627 --> 00:19:59,751 There's something I have to tell you. 442 00:19:59,755 --> 00:20:02,296 Can't it wait? I'm kind of in the middle of something here. 443 00:20:02,343 --> 00:20:04,510 I so wish it could. 444 00:20:04,554 --> 00:20:08,013 But you have to know. I just came from seeing Julie. 445 00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:10,269 What? 446 00:20:10,314 --> 00:20:12,605 I so wish that I didn't have to tell you this, 447 00:20:12,609 --> 00:20:15,151 but you're my sister and I love you, 448 00:20:15,197 --> 00:20:17,156 and you have to know. 449 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:21,625 Val, Julie didn't call Rick. Rick called Julie. 450 00:20:21,675 --> 00:20:26,225 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32789

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