All language subtitles for What I Like About You s02e14 Your Cheatin Heart.eng

Chef salad,
honey mustard on the side.

Wait. You know
what I really want?

Barbecue beef sandwich.

Okay. Barbecue beef.

Barbecue beef?
Two minutes ago,

- you were in the mood for a salad.
- I changed my mind.

Let me explain
what just happened.

See, she likes
the salad.

She doesn't
love the salad,

but she cares
for it a lot.

And then she saw
the barbecue beef,

and it was all hot
and saucy and muscular,

and then she started
to develop some feelings --

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

That's funny.
I like that.

I like how you turned you
into the salad

and Vince
into the barbecue beef.

That's funny, huh?

You know, I guess
now that we're friends,

we can do funny stuff
like that.

How much longer
are you going

to be doing
funny stuff like that?

Hard to say,
but I would like to point out

that the salad is going
to an ivy league school,

while the beef rides a bike
for a living.

All right,
I got to go.

Don't want to be late
for my first day at work.

Look at you,
all getting a job

at one of the coolest
stores in the city.

Hey, I know.

I mean, I just walked in
to get a shirt,

and the manager
took one look at me

and hired me
right on the spot.

They must have a rule
that they only hire

good-looking people.
You know what I mean?

Ha ha ha ha.
Peace.

I got to go, too.

Hey, uh, listen, don't read
anything into this,

but the salad
has been working out.

Oh, yeah.

Ha ha. Look at you two,
being all friends and stuff.

Ooh, now is the perfect time
to go after Vince.

- What?
- Well, I mean, that was the deal, right?

You were going to wait
until the time was right?

Well, hello --
the time is right.

Come on, you've waited,
like, a month.

how long
are you going to wait?

Listen, Vince and I
want to be together,

but Henry means
a lot to the both of us.

I mean, if it takes six months,
a year, two years --

I know how you can
do it sooner.

Thank God! How?

Get Henry a girlfriend.

Now tell me again,
but less dumb.

No, dumb?
It's brilliant.

You get Henry a girlfriend,
he's all happy,

and you and Vince
are good to go.

No, that's manipulative,
creepy, and weird.

So, what, you're just
not going to do anything?

Yes. I'm going
to do everything I can

- to get Vince out of my mind.
- Here's your salad.

Oh, no, I ordered Vince --
barbecue beef!

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♪ What I like about you ♪

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♪ When you go up, down,
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♪ Talk about true romance ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Keep on whispering
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♪ Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear ♪

♪ 'Cause it's true ♪

♪ What I like ♪

♪ That's what I like
about you ♪

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Where's Gary?

I knew it. He was totally
lying about working here.

No, his manager said
he's in the back

getting ready
for his shift.

Oh, my God.

Look at that gorgeous
flat belly.

I need to touch it.
Come here. I'm touching it.

Quit it.

Val, you do look good
in that. You should get it.

No, I shouldn't.

I can't believe I let you
talk me into trying this on.

Look at this place.

The clothes, the posters --
it's all about sex.

So?

So it's offensive.

It's demeaning.

It's an insult to you,
to me...

Ha ha.

Maybe with heels.

Ooh, what about her?
She'd be perfect for Henry.

She's got that delicate,
wispy princess thing going on.

I told you,
we're not doing that.

- Doing what?
- Tina thinks I should find a girlfriend for Henry.

Lauren, will you tell her
that this is a brilliant plan?

You know, once we get Henry
in another relationship,

the path to Vince
is free and clear.

Ooh, I love it.

Seriously, can I touch
your belly, please?

Stop!

Okay, I'm not getting Henry
a girlfriend, okay?

I'm going to let everything
take its natural course,

and when the time
is right,

everyone will be with everyone
they're supposed to be with.

I agree with Holly.

Excuse me. What?

Yeah, I think that trying
to get Henry a girlfriend

is a terrible idea.

Why, because you don't think
I'm supposed to be with Vince?

No, because of what
you just said.

Well, what did I say?

That in time,
everyone would be

with who they're
supposed to be with.

Yeah. And you
agree with that?

Yes?

Because you don't think
I'm supposed to be with Vince.

Why do you hate Vince?
What did he ever do to you?

I...I don't hate Vince.
I was just agreeing with you.

Well, I agree
with Tina. Ha!

Come on, Tina, let's get
a girlfriend for Henry.

Okay.

Ooh, you know what?

I saw a cute little
red-haired one over by the --

sweet mother of God!

Holy crap!

- Damn!
- Damn!

Thank you very much.

Thanks.

- I want to share something with you.
- What?

The very second
Gary turns 21,

we're going
to get married.

Aren't you dating
the doctor?

Oh, we'll be divorced
by then.

Val?

Rick?

Oh, my God.

I thought that was you.

Yeah, it's me.

Ha ha. I know.

Look at you.

Look at you.

I'd rather look at you.

I'm bored.

Oh, I'm sorry.

This is --
Rick, this is Lauren.

We went
to high school together.

Oh, really?
My fianc� is in high school.

Okay, so let me
take a guess --

you were
the star quarterback,

and you were the beautiful
head cheerleader.

And valedictorian.

Okay, so who dumped who?

- He dumped me.
- She dumped me.

What? No way.
I didn't dump you.

Oh, come on.
You absolutely dumped me.

Why would I dump you?

I think I was gross.

I had this weird
hair thing going on,

and my car horn played
the theme from "The Godfather."

Yeah, maybe I did
dump you.

Or maybe we never
actually broke up.

Oh, wow. Then I've
cheated on you a lot.

Oh, then I'm
so breaking up with you.

- No, I'm breaking up with you.
- Ha ha ha.

Don't break up with him.
He's so cute.

Ahem.

So what brings you
to our fair city?

Oh, wow. "Fair city."

I don't usually
say "fair city."

Why do I keep saying
"fair city"?

Ooh, there,
I said it again.

Oh, man, you've still got
that cute thing

where you get
all embarrassed, you know,

and you kind of babble.

Oh. I don't babble.

I'm not babbling.
Who said I babble?

When did
I start babbling?

Maybe since you moved
to this fair city.

- Ha ha ha.
- Yeah.

This is going great.
Ha ha.

Isn't it?

Uh, so are you
living here now?

Last I heard,
you were in Houston.

Yeah, still there, but I'm
moving out here in May,

- so I'm looking for a place.
- Great.

I'm getting married.

Ha ha.

Well.

I have a boyfriend
in Italy.

What?

Yeah, Peter --
Peter -- Peter's his name.

He's in Italy.
He's handsome.

Listen, I...I got to go
look at an apartment,

but I would love
to catch up,

so do you think your
handsome boyfriend would mind

if you joined me
for drinks tonight?

I don't think
that's a very good idea.

Oh, yes, it is.

Hey, what's Peter
always saying?

"Go out and have fun" -- that's
what Pete's always saying, huh?

So how's 7:00?

Uh, great.

Okay, Union Square Cafe,
and she can't wait.

Tell her
I'll see her then.

Okay.

Okay, should I see
if Gary's free?

'Cause then
maybe we can double.

Ooh, you know,

I hope he doesn't
have too much homework.

Ooh. Ooh, here comes
the body.

You know, I wasn't really
sure about this at first.

But I think my partial nakedness
just helped me sell

$200 worth of khakis.

The only drawback is,
it's chilly in here.

- We know.
- We know.

[ giggling ]

Excuse me. Duty calls.

Hey, remember how I said
we should find a girlfriend

- for Henry?
- Yeah, and remember how I said we're not doing that?

Apparently,
we don't have to.

Who is she?

I don't know. She touched his
arm. I bet they're dating.

Tina, if they're dating,
that means he's moved on.

And if he's moved on,
then clearly, so can I.

- [ gasps ] Go find out.
- Okay.

Hey, Henry,
what's up, man?

Well, this is...
unexpected.

I was just, uh,
stopping by

to introduce you to --

Boy, your nipples are just
right there, aren't they?

Yeah.

[ coughs ] Hey.

Oh, hey, what, uh,
what are you doing here?

Oh, I just came by to see Gary.
I didn't think I was going

to see this much of him,
but -- hi.

Oh, uh, yeah, Kate,
this is, uh, Holly...

and Gary.

Um...Holly.

Uh-huh.

You know, I'm just gonna
run over there

and look at those
cargo pants.

Okay.

Okay, I gotta say,
I'm really uncomfortable.

But yet
you can't look away.

Hey, so, uh,

Kate, huh?
You guys dating?

No, no,
we're not dating.

I just, uh, met her
at Princeton,

and we exchanged
some e-mails.

E-mails, that's good.
Well, she's very pretty.

Don't you think
she's pretty?

She's...yeah...

So you're not exactly
dating,

but would you say
you're pre-dating --

on the cusp,
more or less?

Well, we're sort of
in this place where --

wait, what am I doing? I don't
have to explain myself to you.

You're not my girlfriend
anymore.

Is she?

That's none of your business.

Okay, we're done.
I've moved on.

So what I'm hearing is,

you've moved on.

Yeah. I've moved on.

Huh. Well, I'm very
happy for you.

Good.

- He's moved on!
- Oh, my God!

[ knock on door ]

You're not going
to believe it.

- Henry has a girlfriend.
- Wow.

I know, can you believe it?
We waited all these weeks,

and now it's here.
We're good to go!

What do you want
to do first?

Movies? No, it's too dark --
nobody will see us there.

Let's just go outside and hold
hands in pure public.

- Holly, wait --
- No, no more waiting.

We're moving on.

She can't come.

Holly.

Holly, wait.

I cannot believe you.

A few weeks ago,
you were telling me

that you had feelings
for me.

I do. But we agreed to wait
because of Henry.

And you couldn't wait alone?
You had to do it

with a half-naked woman?

Holly, listen to me.
This just happened.

We were watching a movie,
she got up to go to the bathroom

with her clothes on,
and when she came out,

she was totally --
they weren't on.

I mean, what was
I supposed to do?

So you see a naked girl and you
have to do something about it?

Have you ever heard
of self-control?

I have self-control. I have
lots of self-control.

She -- ha ha -- she doesn't.

I mean, sometimes, girls need
to learn no means no.

[ groans ]

Holly, I didn't know we were
supposed to stop our lives.

I mean, this thing with Henry
could've taken six months,

a year, two years...

I could've waited
two years.

Really?

And you couldn't even
wait three weeks.

You're so not
who I thought you were.

Ooh, someone looks
all pretty for her date.

It's not a date.
It's a class reunion.

Just two old friends
getting together

to talk about
the old times.

And he's engaged.

Engaged? Honey,
it ain't a done deal

till that wedding ring
is on his finger,

and even then,
they come right off.

You know,
maybe I should cancel.

I mean, this whole thing
feels wrong.

Well, does it feel wrong
because he's engaged,

or because he's engaged

and you haven't had
any bourbon?

- Hey.
- Hey.

- What's the matter?
- I broke up with Vince.

You broke up? I didn't know
you guys were going together.

Oh, yeah. We were
in a really great place

for about 30 seconds.
It was beautiful.

I went over to Vince's,
and there was a girl there.

More naked than Gary.

He has a girlfriend?

Oh, no. It's just
some girl he knows.

And he was acting all
like he didn't understand

why I was so mad.

I mean, we had a deal.

We were gonna be together
when Henry was okay,

and we didn't say anything
about seeing other people

while we were waiting,
but we didn't have to say it.

It was understood, right?

Right?!

Look, I still think that Vince
is the wrong guy for you.

I mean, he's older,
and he has way more experience.

But in this case,
I can kind of see

how he thinks
he didn't do anything wrong.

Oh, my God.
4:00 in the afternoon?

Listen,

unless
you and Vince talked

about not seeing
other people,

I mean,
maybe he just assumed

that you'd both
see other people

until the time was right.

I cannot believe
you're doing this.

You are actually
defending him.

You have been telling me
for weeks

that he's wrong for me,

and now you are actually
standing here defending him.

I'm just looking at it
from his perspective.

Okay, I see
what you're doing.

You are defending him
because you know

that if you attack him,

I will defend him.

And in defending him,
I will see that

maybe he really didn't
do anything wrong.

But your reverse psychology
isn't going to work,

because I just reversed
your reverse,

and I see what you didn't
want me to see,

which is that Vince
is really an okay guy,

and I should give him
another shot!

Ha!

Okay.

I just got yelled at
by my manager.

He said you cannot
hang around here

unless you buy something,
okay?

[ All ]: Okay.

Back up.

[ knock on door ]

Hey.

Hey.

- You alone?
- Yeah.

Can I come in?

Sure.

Still mad?

Well, um, the thought of you
and that girl together

still kind of makes me
want to puke a little,

but, um, maybe I wasn't
being completely fair.

I mean, we weren't
officially dating,

and we never really said
what we were gonna do

while we were waiting.

I chose to hang out
with my friends,

and you chose
to lay on top of yours.

Look, you know I would never
intentionally hurt you.

I know.

Oh, hey.

Hey.

You done with my DVD?

On the TV.

You coming over
for the Knicks?

You're killing me.

See you later.

- That's Tyler.
- She has a key?

I have a key
to her place, too.

Oh...

I'm out of here.

Wait a minute.

No, I have to go.

Wait!

Holly, she's a neighbor.

Oh, she's a neighbor?

That's right.

I've known her
since I first moved in here.

We watch basketball
together, share DVDs.

She gets my mail,
I get her mail.

And you never
slept with her?

Oh, my God.

Yes. Yes.

I had a brief relationship
with her two years ago

before I met you.

All right? Okay?

I have a past,
and there are girls in it.

Yeah, and they're coming in
through the frickin' windows!

I don't know
what to tell you.

I like girls.
I've always liked girls.

But I also want to tell you
I think this can work.

And I hope I can do this.

You hope?

Yeah, I can't guarantee
it'll work.

I mean,
no one can guarantee.

What? What did I say?
What do you want?

I want to go back
to this afternoon

when I came over here
to tell you

that we could be together.

And I wanted you to be
as excited as I was,

and I didn't want to hear
"I hope I can do this"

and "I'm gonna try"
and "there are no guarantees."

And, God, I didn't want
there to be girls.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry it's not exactly
the way you wanted it,

but the best way
to start a relationship

is by being honest.

A bunch of people
told me that.

This is amazing.

You're saying
all the wrong things.

Okay. Okay.

This isn't
the way you pictured it,

and you're not hearing
the exact words

you want to hear,

but at least I'm willing
to give it a shot.

I've only got light beer.
You cool with that?

You're killing me.

Oh, shoot,
I guess Holly's not here.

I really wanted her
to see you.

I know how
we can get her here.

Back in the day, every time
we started to fool around,

bam, there was Holly.

Ha ha.

So, you want
to make out?

[ both laugh ]

But I'm engaged!

Yeah, and I got
a boyfriend in Italy.

So...

Yeah.

- Red Hots.
- What?

You used to love
Red Hots.

You remember that?

Oh, are you kidding?
I'll never forget.

Remember that night
when we tried to see

how many you could
get in your mouth

before you screamed?

Six boxes.

Ha ha. Yeah.

Yeah.

Seeing you standing there,

mouth full of Red Hots,

tears streaming
down your face,

I remember thinking
right then,

"I am totally in" --

Where the hell
have you been?

Totally in --
in what?

Val, I've been waiting for you
for, like, an hour and a half.

I need to talk to you.

Wait, that's Holly?

Yeah.

But she -- she got
so tall and pretty,

and that whole
snot thing cleared up.

You remember
Rick, right?

Oh, yeah. Hey, dude.
Val, I need to talk to you.

Okay.

Hey, remember that time
I ran over your bike?

Rick, I'd love to stroll
down memory lane,

but right now,
I'm totally shattered.

Need my sis.

Okay. I'm here.

I'm sorry.

Totally cool.
I get it.

Hey, uh, it's good
to see you, Holly,

and, um...

hope everything
works out.

Okay, well, it was
really great seeing you again.

Good luck with everything --

your job, fianc�e,
new life.

And I hope we see
each other again soon.

Yeah, aren't you taking me
to the airport tomorrow?

- Lunch first?
- Definitely.

Okay.

I'm very angry
with you.

Me?

Yeah, you.
You ruined me.

You made me watch
all those romantic movies --

"Ghost," "Endless Love,"
"Ice Castles,"

and you said
that one day,

we would both have that.

Well, it's crap.

Hey, those movies
aren't crap.

Okay, well, yeah,

"Ice Castles"
doesn't really hold up,

but we should
both have that.

Well, then,
why don't I have it?

- What happened?
- He didn't do it.

He didn't say
any of those things.

He was, like,
"I'm gonna try,"

and "there are no guarantees,"
and Tyler was there.

Why didn't you just let me
watch prison movies

like I wanted?

I'm sorry.

But listen to me --

sometimes movies aren't
exactly like real life.

But no matter what,

never settle for anything
that doesn't feel right.

Okay.

So now how do I stop
liking him?

That I can't
help you with.

But you were right before

when you said
that everyone will end up

with exactly who they're
supposed to be with.

I just got your message.
He's such a jackass.

But I brought you something
to cheer you up.

- Cake?
- Better.

Bring it in here!

All right,
I'm only doing this

because I love you
and you're my friend,

and they said that this
will make you feel better,

so go ahead.
You can touch my abs.

Aw.

Gary, I love you, too,
but that's weird.

Okay.

Wait!

Wait, I have pain.
I have no one in my life.

I confuse sex with love.

You want in?

Well, I do feel kind of bad
for my sister.

Ooh.

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