All language subtitles for What I Like About You s02e12 The Incredible Shrinking Group.eng

Oh man! I got custard!

I ordered jelly.
I hate custard.

I love custard.

Well, come on over.

Oh, yeah, there you go.

So what are you writing?

A letter to Henry.

I haven't heard from him
in two weeks.

Okay, it is not
in my nature to pry,

but why do you want to be
friends with your ex-boyfriend?

'Cause we were together
for a whole year,

and we kind of depend
on each other for, you know --

Ooh, a little booty call.

Are you talking
about Henry?

She didn't like
what I said.

Ooh, what did she say?

- To stay away from him.
- She told me the same thing

about the last guy
I broke up with.

He was married
and had a restraining order.

I miss him.
I wonder if he's home.

All I want to do
is talk to Henry.

You have this image
in your head

of what it's going to be like
when you see him,

that you're going
to be all pals-y.

Well, I'm sorry,
but he doesn't want

to be pals with you
right now.

I was talking
to Lauren.

Fine. I have
a headache anyway.

Ooh, I know
what'll help that.

I got you
your chocolate-chocolate

with chocolate sprinkles.

No thanks.

What? No chocolate-chocolate
with chocolate sprinkles?

Wait, let me
feel your head.

No, I'm fine. I just don't
want any chocolate.

Oh, come on. Just eat it.
They always make bigger pants.

No, it's --
it's not that.

Something happened.

Come here.

Okay, this does not
leave this room, all right?

Last night, I ate
seven Mounds bars.

Ooh, how are we going
to sit on that story?

The saddest part is
I don't even like Mounds bars.

Every bite, I was wishing
it was a Snickers.

You know what you're doing?
You're sublimating.

What?

There's something missing --
sex -- in your life,

And you are replacing it --
sex -- with chocolate.

It's not that.

It's just...
I don't have a boyfriend,

Mounds bar number one.

This month's bills are due,
number two,

and then I looked
at our tiny client list --

number three.

You said you ate seven.

Yeah, those last four were,

"Holy crap, I just ate
three Mounds bars."

But you know what?

Starting right now, I am going
to stop eating sugar.

I will have more energy,
I'll be focused,

and I won't wake up
with chocolate in my cleavage.

I had no idea
you were so stressed.

Is there anything
I can do?

Well, I was thinking
that maybe you could do

the no-sugar thing with me,
you know?

It's easier to stop
if you have a buddy.

Mm, sorry, babe. These are
my sugar-eatin' years.

You need a buddy?
I will be your buddy.

We will stay strong
together.

Whenever you need me,
I will be there. No more sugar.

And we will start
just as soon as we finish

what's in between
the girls.

♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ You really know
how to dance ♪

♪ When you go up, down,
jump around ♪

♪ Talk about true romance ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Keep on whispering
in my ear ♪

♪ Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear ♪

♪ 'Cause it's true ♪

♪ What I like ♪

♪ That's what I like
about you ♪

♪ What I like ♪

♪ That's what I like
about you ♪

♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ That's what I like
about you ♪

♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

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"And furthermore, Henry,

"there are so many things
that I miss,

"but most of all,
I miss your friendship,

so please, please" --

Please stop.

What?

He's right. I mean,

why are you still
obsessing over Henry?

Now's the perfect time
to go after Vince.

I'm just trying to tell Henry
how I feel.

I don't know.

I think it's better
to just let go.

When Jill and I
broke up,

she told me
she needed her space,

and I gave it to her
because --

well, she moved to Paris
and changed her phone number.

I just don't want to be
one of those couples

that break up and then never
speak to each other again.

I want us to be
friends again. I miss him.

And I bet
he misses you, too.

In fact, I bet he misses
a lot of things --

your smile,
the sound of your voice,

his bomber jacket...

How do you know
I have his jacket?

Oh, do you?

I wonder
if he wants it back.

You talked to him?

You're secretly
talking to him?

Not much.

Never.

Except a little.

Okay, I cannot believe

that you've been talking
to him behind my back.

What did he say?
Did he ask about me?

Tell me everything
that he said.

Well, he said
that if you see Holly,

tell her
I want my jacket back.

Actually, I cleaned up
the language a little bit.

Lately that boy's
been dropping f-bombs

like it's
nobody's business.

So I cannot believe
that the whole time

that I've been
worrying about him,

wondering if he's okay,
you've been talking to him.

That's a really crappy thing
to do to a friend.

You're right. You know
what we should do?

Cut Gary out of our lives
completely.

You know,
he lifts right out.

Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.

Holly, Holly,
Holly, Holly,

come here, come here, come here,
come here, come here.

Look, you're not really
mad at me.

You're mad at Henry.

Really? 'Cause it feels a lot
like I'm mad at you.

How would you like it

if I were secretly talking
to Jill behind your back?

Are you? Does she miss me?
Can I have her phone number?

You know what? I think that
you owe me an apology.

No, no, that's too easy.
He betrayed you.

Make him shave "I'm sorry"
into his 'fro.

Hey, hey, hey, hey,
nobody touches the baby.

Look, Holly, I'm sorry about
what happened between you two,

but I promised Henry
I wouldn't get involved.

You know he's my boy.

Okay, fine.

You know what? You don't
have to talk to him.

All you have to do
is get the two of us

in the same room,
and I'll do the rest.

Look, you know I would totally
do the same thing for you.

Remember the time
that I...

oh, yeah,
what about the time...

look, you know what?
Just do it.

Come on.

Please?

All right.

But you didn't
hear this from me.

Henry and I will be
at the 19th Street Loews,

10:00 show,
"Love Actually."

"Love Actually"?
Isn't that a chick flick?

Yeah, well, I'm testing out
my new theory.

See, check this out --

you got a theater
full of women

sobbing and needy,
looking for romance.

The lights come up,
there's a couple

of good-looking single guys
sitting there.

You know what those girls
are thinking?

"Gay."

Hey. You know what?
I know this is crazy,

but I haven't had sugar
in eight hours,

and I already
feel better.

This no sugar thing
is amazing.

Mm, it's the best.

What are you eating?

Cupcake.

Lauren, that is
filled with sugar.

And now so am I.

I thought we had a deal.
Five days, no sugar.

You were going
to be my no sugar buddy.

Yeah, I don't want
to do that anymore.

Why'd you even say
you would?

Well, you were
so stressed.

I thought
it would make you happy.

No, what made me happy

was having someone
to go through this with.

This is so typical you.

You can't commit
to anything.

You made a promise to me,

and you didn't even last
two hours.

I can't help it.
Sugar is my pimp!

I feel bad for you.

I do, because you know what?
I am going to do this.

I'm going to be cleansed,

and I'm going to feel energetic
and focused and strong,

and I'm going
to build up the business.

And I might even
get a fella.

And you're going
to look at me,

and you're going to say,
"I wish I had done that."

Ha ha.
You said "fella."

Fine, you know what?
Make fun.

But this is not just
about cupcakes.

This is about life.

Your attitude
affects everything you do.

It affects your jobs,
your relationships,

your friendships.

You know what?

Here, throw that away.

I want to feel good
about myself.

I want to feel like you.

You know what?
No more sugar.

I will succeed.
I will do it.

Okay. How about we see
some of that commitment,

and you go over there
and finish

that press release
I asked you to proof?

Oh, no. I can't.

I'm too weak.
No sugar.

Where are they? They're
supposed to be here by now.

We still have, like,

10 minutes
before the movie starts.

You're right, you're right.
Okay, when they get here,

how do you think
I should handle it?

Is it a "Hey, Henry,"

or do I give him
a kiss on the cheek,

or a hug, or a hug with a pat,
a hug with a rub --

what would you do?

No rub.

Okay.

Oh, my God, they're here.

Okay.

I can't do this.

- What?
- Look at his face.

Look at him. He doesn't
want to be friends.

He needs his space.

Okay, you know what?
What was I thinking?

We got to get out of here.
Hide me.

I'm 5'2".

I'll bend.
Come on, let's go.

Tina, Holly.

Oh, yeah,
he knows you, too.

What the hell?

What are you doing here,
seeing a movie?

Us, too, huh, Henry?

Yeah, what a surprise.

I can't believe
you did this.

- Did what, man?
- You set this up.

You knew
I didn't want to see her.

I set this up?
I set this up?

How can you
accuse me of that?

Holly, did I
set this up?

Yeah.

Okay, I did set this up.
I set it up.

I take responsibility for that.
But she made me.

- Henry, wait.
- Wait, you've done enough. I'll handle this.

Henry, I'm sorry, man.

Holly, she's --
she's worried about you,

and she feels bad
about what happened.

Good. She should
feel bad.

Come on, man.
Don't be like that.

She wants
to talk to you.

Oh, she wants
to talk to me?

She should have
talked to me

when she started
having feelings for Vince.

That's what I've been telling
her for two months. I said --

Whoa, uh, two months?

You've known about this thing
with Vince for two months?

I'm sorry, what?

You knew about Holly
having feelings for Vince.

Holly has feelings
for Vince?

You knew all along,
and you didn't tell me?

I...I'm sorry.
It's messed up.

I...I didn't know
what to do, though.

I mean, you're my friend,
Holly's my friend, and --

Yeah, you are my friend,

and if this had happened to you,
I would have told you.

I wouldn't have let you
walk around

looking like a fool
for two months.

Aw, come on, man.

Damn.

Did you see that?
Now he's mad at me.

I know. I'm sorry.

This is all your fault.

I told you
I didn't want to get involved,

but you kept pushing me.

Okay, you know what?
I'm going to go talk to him.

No, no, no.
Stop talking to people.

You've been so worried about
making it right with him,

you didn't think about
how it would affect

my friendship with him.
You know what?

Now you don't have
me or him.

Oh, my God. I've never
seen him like that.

I know.

Angry Gary is hot.

All I tried to do
was stay friends with Henry,

and I asked Gary
for a little help,

but now
Henry's mad at Gary,

and Gary's mad at me.

And I know
that I hurt Henry,

and I feel horrible
about that,

but I was just trying
to put everyone back together.

Oh, Holly,
what have I been telling you?

- Just leave it alone.
- I can't.

Stop trying
to fix things.

I know, but I'm afraid

that if I don't
do anything about it,

then he'll disappear,

and I want us
to be friends.

I understand.

Like I want
that cake right now.

But I know that right now,
the best thing for me to do

would just be
to leave it alone.

You're comparing
a human being

with human emotions
to a piece of cake?

Henry is a great guy,

somebody who I thought
I could fall in love with.

Well, I actually am
in love with that cake.

Yeah, hey, and --
and I know

that going after
that cake right now

would be
the wrong thing to do,

because eventually,

that cake will have time
to sort out its feelings,

and that cake
will come to me,

and we will
be great friends again.

Okay, you're just insane.

Of course I am.
I haven't had sugar in 24 hours.

This morning,
I stepped in gum,

and I almost licked
the bottom of my shoe.

Look, I am still
smart enough to know

that you just have to stop
trying to fix things, okay?

And leave Henry alone.

Okay, but now it's not just
about me and Henry.

It's about Gary and Henry,

and I have to try
to fix things between them.

You're not listening
to me.

Everything was fine
between Gary and Henry, okay?

Just -- can't you just try
to stay out of it?

Nah.

I'm going to go to bed,

but I hope that you and cake
patch things up.

Oh.

Oh, I do love you.

Oh, you're so good.

Hey.

Sit back down.
I want to talk to you.

I can take it from here.

What? Wait.
You knew she was coming here?

Does that make you mad?

Look, I have
nothing to say to you.

Well, I do.
Sit down.

I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to drag you

into this thing
between me and Henry.

But I want to make things right
between you guys,

so you can
stay mad at me, but --

Yeah, how are you
going to do that?

I called Henry,
and I told him to meet me here

so I could give him
his leather jacket.

Yeah, and then
you guys can talk.

Talk?

Guys don't talk.

And besides,
you saw how mad he was.

He doesn't want to have
anything to do with me.

Henry, wait.

You're really not
getting this, are you?

I don't want
to talk to you,

so stop trying to trick me
into doing it.

I didn't trick you into
coming here to talk to me.

I tricked you into coming here
to talk to Gary.

Look, they tricked me, too,
so since we're both here,

we might as well
work this thing out.

Forget it. I take
my friendships very seriously.

You should have
told me about Vince.

That was my fault.
Don't blame Gary for that.

He was actually just being
a really good friend to me.

Well, he wasn't being
a very good friend to me,

and as far
as I'm concerned,

there is nothing you can say
that will make that right.

What if I said,

"I'll drink
that bottle of ketchup"?

Gary, come on. What are you, 5?
This is serious.

You're right.

I'll drink that ketchup,
eat 20 pats of butter,

drink that maple syrup,
and finish up that dijonnaise.

You would do that for me?

Okay.

I have officially gone
24 hours with no sugar.

I am so proud of myself.

And it's not just
the no sugar.

I am one step closer
to actually achieving a goal.

Thank you
for making me wake up

and discover
what it feels like

to make a commitment
and stick to it.

You know what I discovered?

Hmm?

They're putting
the peanut butter

on the outside
of the peanut butter cup now.

You cracked? You?

I didn't just crack.

I crunched, I licked,
I dipped,

and I sucked.

I suck.

How could you
eat all that sugar?

At one point,
I unhinged my jaw like a snake.

Ooh.

You know what you're
looking at? You're looking

at 30,000 calories worth
of failure.

All that stuff I told you
about focus and commitment

and reaching your goals --
it means nothing now.

The only valuable advice
I can give you

is never chase a Twinkie
with a bottle of Yoo-hoo.

Oh.

God, I'm a failure.

Oh, this is
so typical you.

You make
one little mistake,

and all of a sudden,
you're a failure.

It wasn't
one little mistake.

I must have eaten
over 200 Skittles.

And you know what?
It didn't help anything.

I mean, I don't have
any new clients,

I...I still have
a pile of bills,

and I didn't get
anywhere near a fella.

Well, lighten up.

So you made a mistake.
You cannot always be perfect.

Why?

I like being perfect.

It's what I do.

I know it's annoying,
and people resent me for it,

but it's who I am.

Now I don't
even have that.

Who am I?

You are my friend,
who made me

really look at myself
for the first time.

Seriously, I changed
because of you.

I am going to see something
through for the first time,

and I feel
really good about that.

I guess that is
the most important thing.

No, you know what is
the most important thing?

It's for me to be able
to stand here and say to you

for the first time
since I have known you...

♪ I'm better
than you are ♪

♪ I'm better
than you are ♪

You have big flaws.

Yes, you do.

[ burps ]

Are we cool?

Yeah, we're cool.

[ groans ]

Oh.

Save the hugging
for later.

I got to go
and de-condiment myself.

Hey.

Henry. Henry.

Here you go.

Thanks.

Hey.

If I drink
a bottle of ketchup,

will that make things okay
between us?

Doesn't really work
that way.

Fine, go.

But I'm just going
to follow you

and keep talking
wherever you go.

So you might as well
just stand here and talk to me.

Okay, fine.

Holly, I really --

I hate not having you
in my life.

What I did
was horrible,

and I wish I could
take it back, but I can't.

- No, you can't.
- I know. What do I expect you to do?

Just be pals again and act
like nothing happened?

- That's what you're acting like.
- You weren't just my boyfriend,

you were my best friend.

You are my best friend,
and I want you in my life.

And I want --

I know that
I'm your best friend, too,

which is
why this is killing you.

- Look, I just want --
- No, I don't think you do.

- Hey, can I just say --
- When people break up,

they always say they're
going to stay friends,

- but they never do.
- Will you just stop?

You want me to talk to you?
Okay, I'll talk to you.

Did you ever think
for a second

about what I might
be going through,

about what I'm feeling?

You know,
this isn't all about you.

- Well, I was just trying --
- I know, you want to fix it.

But you can't.
It's not exactly pleasant

for me to be around you
right now,

and I'm sorry if you need
to talk to me

because you feel bad
about what happened.

But stop calling
to see if I'm okay.

When I am ready
to talk to you, I will.

But I'm afraid you won't.

Listen...

I do want
to be friends with you.

I just can't do it,
like, today.

Okay?

Okay.

How's tomorrow looking?

Everything okay?

I think it will be.

Good, good.

Is everything okay
with us?

I don't know.

You almost cost me
a good friendship.

I know,
and I'm sorry.

Nah, you don't
have to apologize.

But you do
have to drink this.

I have enough friends.

So Henry told me
that when he was ready

to talk to me,
he would talk to me.

Isn't that
kind of what I told you?

I don't know,
whatever.

But you know,
he was right.

I mean, it was really selfish
of me to keep pushing him,

and I didn't even
think about that.

He just needs his space.

Okay, that is
exactly what I told you.

Oh, thank you.

What is that?

Chocolate cake.

I ordered it when
you went to the bathroom.

No. No, no, no.

Don't break now.
You're doing so good.

Oh, but you broke down,

and I know how much
that's bothering you.

It's okay.
I am back on track.

I haven't had sugar
in almost eight hours.

Yeah, I know,

but that still puts me
a day ahead of you,

and if we're going
to be sugar-free,

we have to do it together,
so if we eat this cake,

we will both
be back at square one.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

To buddies.

To buddies.

♪ I'm still better
than you are ♪

♪ I didn't eat
any cake ♪

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