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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,633 --> 00:00:06,633 Hey. 2 00:00:07,534 --> 00:00:11,937 Hey, knitting yourself a life? 3 00:00:11,972 --> 00:00:15,341 'Cause it looks like you don't have one. 4 00:00:15,375 --> 00:00:18,510 I'll have you know knitting is very much in style. 5 00:00:18,545 --> 00:00:21,280 - Where did you hear that? - "In Style." 6 00:00:21,314 --> 00:00:23,882 Hey, did we get any messages? 7 00:00:23,917 --> 00:00:26,318 Yeah, by the phone. 8 00:00:26,353 --> 00:00:27,553 Ron? 9 00:00:27,587 --> 00:00:28,988 Who's Ron? 10 00:00:29,022 --> 00:00:30,990 Some guy I met at the MTV Awards. 11 00:00:31,024 --> 00:00:33,025 He wants to take me to Cirque du Soleil. 12 00:00:33,059 --> 00:00:35,628 Ooh! Fun! You're going, right? 13 00:00:35,662 --> 00:00:37,696 No, he's kinda... 14 00:00:37,731 --> 00:00:40,399 What? Short, stupid, French? 15 00:00:40,433 --> 00:00:43,402 No. When I met him, 16 00:00:43,436 --> 00:00:46,805 he was eating all these chips. 17 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:50,142 You're not going out with him 18 00:00:50,176 --> 00:00:51,844 because he ate chips. 19 00:00:51,878 --> 00:00:54,813 No, he kept telling me I was pretty, 20 00:00:54,848 --> 00:00:56,749 and every time he would say it, 21 00:00:56,783 --> 00:00:59,018 chip bits kept flying out. 22 00:00:59,052 --> 00:01:02,521 Oh, my God, Val, you're doing it again. 23 00:01:02,555 --> 00:01:05,491 You were looking for reasons not to date. 24 00:01:05,525 --> 00:01:07,993 I mean, every guy you meet, you find one little thing 25 00:01:08,028 --> 00:01:09,695 - that's wrong with him. - That is not true. 26 00:01:09,729 --> 00:01:11,697 Justin with the pinkie ring? 27 00:01:11,731 --> 00:01:13,198 Oh, and what about Nick? 28 00:01:13,233 --> 00:01:16,669 He had that one funny finger. 29 00:01:16,703 --> 00:01:18,937 It was in his nose. 30 00:01:18,972 --> 00:01:21,540 Come on, it's been almost two months 31 00:01:21,574 --> 00:01:23,642 since you broke up with Jeff. 32 00:01:23,677 --> 00:01:25,844 I just know so many guys who would love to go out with you. 33 00:01:25,879 --> 00:01:28,247 Just let me fix you up. 34 00:01:28,281 --> 00:01:30,582 No. You know I hate setups. And stop worrying about me. 35 00:01:30,617 --> 00:01:32,785 I'm meeting a bunch of people out for happy hour later. 36 00:01:32,819 --> 00:01:34,853 See? I'm out, I'm socializing. 37 00:01:34,888 --> 00:01:37,990 Okay. I'm just saying if you knit some mittens 38 00:01:38,024 --> 00:01:40,826 for funny finger, he's good to go. 39 00:02:19,899 --> 00:02:23,899 Sync by chocomoon www.addic7ed.com 40 00:02:25,524 --> 00:02:29,361 Hey, man, check it out. Another 25% tip for the kid. 41 00:02:29,395 --> 00:02:32,897 Wow. You are on fire with the lady customers. 42 00:02:32,932 --> 00:02:34,699 But sometimes I worry they treat me 43 00:02:34,734 --> 00:02:36,768 like a piece of meat, and then I realize 44 00:02:36,802 --> 00:02:39,604 they treat me like a piece of meat. 45 00:02:39,638 --> 00:02:42,173 That is the goal. If a woman looks at me 46 00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:44,342 and sees meat, I am one happy dude. 47 00:02:44,377 --> 00:02:46,378 Hey, uh, you know how you said 48 00:02:46,412 --> 00:02:48,446 you haven't been able to spend enough time with your girlfriend 49 00:02:48,481 --> 00:02:49,714 'cause you been working so much? 50 00:02:49,749 --> 00:02:51,683 Yeah, I miss that little face. 51 00:02:51,717 --> 00:02:53,685 Well, check this out. 52 00:02:53,719 --> 00:02:56,021 Hey. 53 00:02:56,055 --> 00:02:57,789 There's that little face. 54 00:02:57,823 --> 00:03:00,258 In a waitress uniform. Ha ha ha. 55 00:03:00,292 --> 00:03:01,793 What's up with that? 56 00:03:01,827 --> 00:03:04,095 Jeff gave me a job. 57 00:03:04,130 --> 00:03:05,864 Isn't that great? 58 00:03:05,898 --> 00:03:07,198 I love it. 59 00:03:07,233 --> 00:03:09,067 That's fantastic. 60 00:03:09,101 --> 00:03:10,635 Look at you... 61 00:03:10,669 --> 00:03:14,039 working here... at my job. 62 00:03:14,073 --> 00:03:16,541 Got to go finish up my paperwork. 63 00:03:16,575 --> 00:03:18,043 Yeah. Paperwork. 64 00:03:18,077 --> 00:03:19,911 Ha ha. That's fantastic. 65 00:03:19,945 --> 00:03:21,146 Ha ha ha. 66 00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:23,114 What's wrong with you? 67 00:03:23,149 --> 00:03:25,150 What are you talking about? 68 00:03:25,184 --> 00:03:27,385 Well, I make the big tips by working my sexy. 69 00:03:27,420 --> 00:03:29,521 With Jill here, I've got to control my sexy. 70 00:03:29,555 --> 00:03:32,557 Do you know how hard it is to put a lid on my sexy? 71 00:03:35,094 --> 00:03:37,896 Gary is an excellent waiter. 72 00:03:37,930 --> 00:03:39,397 Yeah, I know. 73 00:03:39,432 --> 00:03:41,833 It's weird to see him being good at something. 74 00:03:41,867 --> 00:03:43,268 Henry. 75 00:03:43,302 --> 00:03:44,602 Hey, man. 76 00:03:44,637 --> 00:03:46,771 Hey, uh, 77 00:03:46,806 --> 00:03:48,606 this is my brother Noah. 78 00:03:48,641 --> 00:03:49,574 Hi. 79 00:03:49,608 --> 00:03:50,942 That's Holly. 80 00:03:50,976 --> 00:03:53,078 Wow. She is pretty. 81 00:03:53,112 --> 00:03:55,080 And smart, 82 00:03:55,114 --> 00:03:57,582 which is what I'm most interested in. 83 00:03:57,616 --> 00:03:59,751 Nice to finally meet you. 84 00:03:59,785 --> 00:04:00,919 Oh, well, you too. 85 00:04:00,953 --> 00:04:02,420 I scored this 86 00:04:02,455 --> 00:04:04,856 from the pharmacy at work. 87 00:04:04,890 --> 00:04:07,258 Allergy medication. It's so great 88 00:04:07,293 --> 00:04:09,260 having a brother who's a doctor. 89 00:04:09,295 --> 00:04:11,429 I get all the good stuff for free. 90 00:04:11,464 --> 00:04:14,265 It's expired, but it still works. 91 00:04:16,368 --> 00:04:18,336 Sorry, man, I got to take off. 92 00:04:18,370 --> 00:04:20,438 We're in the middle of a blood drive. 93 00:04:20,473 --> 00:04:22,540 If you have any extra blood you're not using, 94 00:04:22,575 --> 00:04:24,776 stop by the clinic and we'll suck it out of you. 95 00:04:24,810 --> 00:04:26,244 Bye. 96 00:04:26,278 --> 00:04:28,546 I'd like to apologize for my brother saying 97 00:04:28,581 --> 00:04:31,883 he'd suck something out of you. 98 00:04:31,917 --> 00:04:33,985 Is he single? 99 00:04:34,019 --> 00:04:36,821 Yes...I'll give you his number. 100 00:04:36,856 --> 00:04:39,023 Not for me -- for Val! 101 00:04:39,058 --> 00:04:41,626 No. No, no, no. It cannot happen. 102 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:43,461 Absolutely not. 103 00:04:43,496 --> 00:04:45,230 Why, what's the problem? 104 00:04:45,264 --> 00:04:47,966 I'm just asking you not to do it. Please? 105 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,034 Okay. 106 00:04:50,069 --> 00:04:51,903 Here you go. I'll be back to check on you 107 00:04:51,937 --> 00:04:53,304 in a minute. 108 00:04:53,339 --> 00:04:54,506 Thanks. 109 00:04:54,540 --> 00:04:56,541 Hey, how much do you tip a good waiter 110 00:04:56,575 --> 00:04:58,643 who's also a good friend? 111 00:04:58,677 --> 00:05:00,645 Oh, I have a very specific mathematical equation for that. 112 00:05:00,679 --> 00:05:02,881 I don't. 113 00:05:11,123 --> 00:05:12,490 Hey. 114 00:05:12,525 --> 00:05:14,225 What are you doing here? 115 00:05:14,260 --> 00:05:16,427 You're supposed to be meeting your friends for happy hour. 116 00:05:16,462 --> 00:05:18,429 Yeah, I got caught up watching this special on prairie dogs. 117 00:05:18,464 --> 00:05:21,733 I think two of them are going to get it on. 118 00:05:21,767 --> 00:05:24,602 Okay, Val, that's it. 119 00:05:24,637 --> 00:05:26,871 Aah! Prairie dogs! 120 00:05:26,906 --> 00:05:28,473 - Get over here. - What? 121 00:05:28,507 --> 00:05:30,475 I want you to look at yourself. 122 00:05:30,509 --> 00:05:32,243 Come on, it's Friday night. 123 00:05:32,278 --> 00:05:33,945 You're young, you're gorgeous, 124 00:05:33,979 --> 00:05:35,847 you live in a city with plenty of cute men. 125 00:05:35,881 --> 00:05:37,982 So instead of watching prairie dogs hook up, 126 00:05:38,017 --> 00:05:41,019 go out and do it yourself! 127 00:05:41,053 --> 00:05:44,689 Is my left nostril bigger than my right? 128 00:05:44,723 --> 00:05:46,324 Hmm. Come on, sit down! 129 00:05:46,358 --> 00:05:48,526 No, Val, I don't want to sit. 130 00:05:48,561 --> 00:05:49,661 Huh. 131 00:05:49,695 --> 00:05:51,763 Hey, whoa, there, prairie dog, 132 00:05:51,797 --> 00:05:54,632 you can at least buy her dinner first. 133 00:05:54,667 --> 00:05:58,937 Oh, you know, um, they're having a blood drive 134 00:05:58,971 --> 00:06:01,206 at this clinic I hang out at, and, uh, 135 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,875 I have to go give blood, and I think you should come with me. 136 00:06:03,909 --> 00:06:06,344 - Come on, let's go. - No, I just got comfortable. 137 00:06:06,378 --> 00:06:07,946 Of course you're comfortable. 138 00:06:07,980 --> 00:06:09,647 You're loaded with blood. 139 00:06:09,682 --> 00:06:12,850 All right, fine, I'll go. Just give me a minute. 140 00:06:12,885 --> 00:06:14,652 No, don't change. You look fine. 141 00:06:14,687 --> 00:06:16,688 - Oh, my God. - What? 142 00:06:16,722 --> 00:06:20,258 Your left nostril is so much bigger than your right. 143 00:06:25,431 --> 00:06:29,801 Okay. I just have a few more questions for you. 144 00:06:29,835 --> 00:06:33,137 Are you currently under the influence of marijuana... 145 00:06:33,172 --> 00:06:37,075 also known as "weed" or "pot." 146 00:06:37,109 --> 00:06:40,111 "No." 147 00:06:40,145 --> 00:06:43,348 In the last six months, have you traveled to Europe 148 00:06:43,382 --> 00:06:46,050 and/or had sex for money? 149 00:06:46,085 --> 00:06:48,920 How do you think she paid for her trip? 150 00:06:50,222 --> 00:06:51,756 Giving blood is fun. 151 00:06:51,790 --> 00:06:53,691 More questions, more questions. 152 00:06:53,726 --> 00:06:55,627 Okay, roll up your sleeve, come have a seat over here, 153 00:06:55,661 --> 00:06:57,495 and we'll get going. 154 00:06:57,529 --> 00:07:00,965 Wait a second. Are you taking my blood? 155 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,900 Is there a problem? 156 00:07:02,935 --> 00:07:05,069 Oh, no, no, I...I would just, uh, you know, 157 00:07:05,104 --> 00:07:07,071 feel more comfortable if the procedure 158 00:07:07,106 --> 00:07:09,240 were done by a doctor, preferably a cute one, 159 00:07:09,275 --> 00:07:11,542 mid to late-20s. 160 00:07:11,577 --> 00:07:13,044 Excuse me, Dr. Gibson -- 161 00:07:13,078 --> 00:07:15,780 Yes, Dr. Gibson is perfect. 162 00:07:15,814 --> 00:07:18,316 Ha ha ha. Hey, thanks for coming in. 163 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:20,585 Couldn't drag Henry with you? 164 00:07:20,619 --> 00:07:22,587 No, but I dragged my sister along instead. 165 00:07:22,621 --> 00:07:24,489 Val, this is Henry's brother Noah. 166 00:07:24,523 --> 00:07:25,657 Oh. 167 00:07:25,691 --> 00:07:28,526 And, Noah, this is my sister Val. 168 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:29,627 Hi. 169 00:07:29,662 --> 00:07:31,396 Hi. 170 00:07:31,430 --> 00:07:33,498 Not that I don't appreciate you being here, 171 00:07:33,532 --> 00:07:35,466 but I can't believe you didn't have anything better 172 00:07:35,501 --> 00:07:37,602 to do on a Friday night than donate blood. 173 00:07:37,636 --> 00:07:40,571 Well, you know, I like to do my part. 174 00:07:40,606 --> 00:07:42,907 Recycle, give blood, 175 00:07:42,941 --> 00:07:46,411 things for the, uh, kids. 176 00:07:46,445 --> 00:07:48,980 So, what are you doing here on Friday night? 177 00:07:49,014 --> 00:07:51,316 Oh, you know, saving lives, stealing Band-aids. 178 00:07:51,350 --> 00:07:53,618 Have a seat. 179 00:07:53,652 --> 00:07:55,253 - You are lucky. - He's cute. 180 00:07:55,287 --> 00:07:58,022 - You love him. - Yeah, a little. 181 00:07:58,057 --> 00:08:00,058 This is my lucky needle. 182 00:08:00,092 --> 00:08:02,160 I've been using it all day. 183 00:08:02,194 --> 00:08:05,530 Did you hear that? Lucky needle. 184 00:08:05,564 --> 00:08:07,699 He's a funny doctor. You know, you're a funny doctor. 185 00:08:07,733 --> 00:08:10,268 Ow! Damn, dude. 186 00:08:10,302 --> 00:08:12,270 Sorry. 187 00:08:12,304 --> 00:08:15,940 You might feel a little pinch. 188 00:08:15,974 --> 00:08:17,742 Did that hurt? 189 00:08:17,776 --> 00:08:19,944 No, I didn't feel a thing. 190 00:08:19,978 --> 00:08:21,946 Great, now let's try it with the needle. 191 00:08:21,980 --> 00:08:23,815 Ow! Damn, dude! Seriously! 192 00:08:23,849 --> 00:08:25,249 Okay, sit tight. 193 00:08:25,284 --> 00:08:27,452 I'll be back in a minute to check on you. Here. 194 00:08:27,486 --> 00:08:29,320 - What's this? - Squeezy ball. 195 00:08:29,355 --> 00:08:30,822 Just keep squeezing it. 196 00:08:30,856 --> 00:08:32,657 Ah, it looks like we have a little wait. 197 00:08:32,691 --> 00:08:34,859 Can I buy you a juice and a cookie? 198 00:08:34,893 --> 00:08:36,127 Sure. 199 00:08:36,161 --> 00:08:38,930 A little lightheaded... 200 00:08:40,899 --> 00:08:42,500 So, what's good here? 201 00:08:42,534 --> 00:08:45,036 Uh, orange juice. We have lemonade 202 00:08:45,070 --> 00:08:49,207 and what I hope to God is tomato juice. 203 00:08:49,241 --> 00:08:50,475 Yeah. 204 00:08:50,509 --> 00:08:54,779 Are you staring at my nostril? 205 00:08:59,585 --> 00:09:01,386 No. No, no, no. I... 206 00:09:01,420 --> 00:09:02,987 let me ask you something. 207 00:09:03,021 --> 00:09:04,989 Would it be weird if I asked out 208 00:09:05,023 --> 00:09:07,525 my younger brother's girlfriend's older sister? 209 00:09:07,559 --> 00:09:10,962 No, I think your younger brother's girlfriend's 210 00:09:10,996 --> 00:09:12,964 older sister would love to go out 211 00:09:12,998 --> 00:09:15,600 with her younger sister's boyfriend's older sister. 212 00:09:15,634 --> 00:09:19,337 Oh, wow, I think I just asked myself out. 213 00:09:19,371 --> 00:09:20,471 Whoo! 214 00:09:25,744 --> 00:09:26,811 Hey, Holly. 215 00:09:26,845 --> 00:09:27,945 Oh, hey. 216 00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:28,980 Hey. 217 00:09:29,014 --> 00:09:30,982 What's the matter? 218 00:09:31,016 --> 00:09:33,084 Um...I just talked to my brother. 219 00:09:33,118 --> 00:09:34,585 Oh. I'm so sorry -- 220 00:09:34,620 --> 00:09:36,554 I specifically asked you not to fix them up. 221 00:09:36,588 --> 00:09:38,589 I know, I know, but he was so perfect for Val. 222 00:09:38,624 --> 00:09:40,057 That's not the point. 223 00:09:40,092 --> 00:09:42,693 I asked you not to do something, 224 00:09:42,728 --> 00:09:44,529 and you did it, anyway. 225 00:09:44,563 --> 00:09:47,131 I guess I was kind of hoping you'd respect what I wanted. 226 00:09:49,768 --> 00:09:52,303 I'm so sorry. It's just Val was really starting 227 00:09:52,337 --> 00:09:55,173 to frustrate me... 228 00:09:55,207 --> 00:09:57,675 will you forgive me? 229 00:09:57,709 --> 00:09:59,844 Yes. 230 00:09:59,878 --> 00:10:04,682 And I'm sorry for going ballistic on you like that. 231 00:10:04,716 --> 00:10:08,319 Oh, my God. They were so cute together! 232 00:10:08,353 --> 00:10:10,688 You should've seen the look on their faces. 233 00:10:10,722 --> 00:10:13,224 When Val saw him, she was, like..."Oh." 234 00:10:13,258 --> 00:10:15,359 And he was, like..."Ooh." 235 00:10:15,394 --> 00:10:18,262 And I was, like, "What a genius." 236 00:10:18,297 --> 00:10:21,199 But you still understand that nothing can happen. 237 00:10:21,233 --> 00:10:23,367 Actually, something is kind of happening tonight. 238 00:10:23,402 --> 00:10:25,703 What do you mean? 239 00:10:25,737 --> 00:10:28,206 Well, I just talked to Val, and they're going out to dinner. 240 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:30,408 No, they can't. You have to stop them. 241 00:10:30,442 --> 00:10:32,543 Why can't they go out? 242 00:10:32,578 --> 00:10:34,879 Will you please tell me what is going on? 243 00:10:34,913 --> 00:10:37,248 Oh, God, I didn't want to have to do this, 244 00:10:37,282 --> 00:10:40,718 but, come on, I got to show you something. 245 00:10:40,752 --> 00:10:42,920 Okay, why can't you just tell me? 246 00:10:42,955 --> 00:10:44,755 Because this is something you gotta see. 247 00:10:44,790 --> 00:10:46,624 Where are we going? 248 00:10:46,658 --> 00:10:50,862 My brother's bedroom. 249 00:11:00,706 --> 00:11:03,074 Oh... 250 00:11:03,108 --> 00:11:04,876 Yeah. 251 00:11:07,279 --> 00:11:09,680 Oh... 252 00:11:09,715 --> 00:11:13,651 Yeah... 253 00:11:20,431 --> 00:11:23,867 Oh, my God! 254 00:11:23,901 --> 00:11:26,703 Why didn't you tell me about this? 255 00:11:26,737 --> 00:11:28,938 He's my brother. You think I'm going to go around 256 00:11:28,973 --> 00:11:31,307 bragging about it? I mean, if you had listened to me, 257 00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:33,576 this never would've come up. 258 00:11:33,611 --> 00:11:36,880 Okay, what does this mean? Why are they here? 259 00:11:36,914 --> 00:11:38,848 Oh, my God, Teddy Ruxpin! 260 00:11:38,883 --> 00:11:40,850 I don't know why they're here. 261 00:11:40,885 --> 00:11:42,652 I don't want to know why, 262 00:11:42,687 --> 00:11:44,554 and I hope I die without knowing. 263 00:11:44,588 --> 00:11:46,623 So, what, you've never even asked him? 264 00:11:46,657 --> 00:11:48,858 Once. 265 00:11:48,893 --> 00:11:51,161 And he said, "When you're ready, I'll tell you." 266 00:11:51,195 --> 00:11:53,897 And then he winked at me, which sent a chill down my spine. 267 00:11:53,931 --> 00:11:55,398 Okay. 268 00:11:55,433 --> 00:11:58,234 So he likes stuffed animals. 269 00:11:58,269 --> 00:12:01,738 Does he, uh, also like, you know, girls? 270 00:12:01,772 --> 00:12:03,940 Look, all I can tell you is that he goes out 271 00:12:03,941 --> 00:12:06,241 with a lot of women, and they really seem to love him. 272 00:12:06,444 --> 00:12:10,346 As what, a best friend to go to musicals with? 273 00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:12,649 Holly! 274 00:12:12,683 --> 00:12:14,050 Holly! 275 00:12:14,085 --> 00:12:16,052 Oh, my God, they're going out tonight. 276 00:12:16,087 --> 00:12:18,054 - I have to go tell Val. - You can't. 277 00:12:18,089 --> 00:12:20,457 I have to! She's my sister. 278 00:12:20,491 --> 00:12:22,792 Well, he's my brother, and he wouldn't want me 279 00:12:22,827 --> 00:12:24,794 spreading his... weird secret around. 280 00:12:24,829 --> 00:12:27,931 So, look, I am asking you not to tell her, 281 00:12:27,965 --> 00:12:31,501 and this time, I hope you'll respect what I want. 282 00:12:31,535 --> 00:12:36,239 By respect, you mean do what you want? 283 00:12:36,273 --> 00:12:40,477 Do not make me go ballistic again. 284 00:12:40,511 --> 00:12:44,581 Okay. I'll think of something to tell her. 285 00:12:44,615 --> 00:12:46,349 Wait. 286 00:12:46,383 --> 00:12:49,285 Is there anything weird like that in your bedroom? 287 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:52,489 Oh, no. Just my free weights 288 00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:55,759 and my swimsuit calendar and my... 289 00:12:55,793 --> 00:12:57,160 weapons? 290 00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:58,862 Manly. 291 00:12:58,896 --> 00:13:01,998 Yeah. Some of them are from the future. 292 00:13:10,407 --> 00:13:12,175 Why is it so slow tonight? 293 00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,878 And what's with the guys over there waiting for the tables? 294 00:13:14,912 --> 00:13:17,413 They're all waiting to sit in Jill's section. 295 00:13:19,884 --> 00:13:21,885 - Hey, Jill! - How's it going? 296 00:13:21,919 --> 00:13:23,386 Be right with you. 297 00:13:23,420 --> 00:13:24,888 Oh, man, this is -- 298 00:13:24,922 --> 00:13:28,358 Jeff, hey, man, I've been thinking about it. 299 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:30,026 What if you scheduled me and Jill 300 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,028 to work different shifts? 301 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:34,063 No way. I need you both here during the dinner rush. 302 00:13:34,098 --> 00:13:36,099 Come on, man, every time I turn around, 303 00:13:36,133 --> 00:13:37,801 some guy is hitting on her. It's driving me crazy. 304 00:13:37,835 --> 00:13:39,869 What do you want me to do -- fire her? 305 00:13:39,904 --> 00:13:42,071 Jeff, I am shocked that would even cross your mind. 306 00:13:42,106 --> 00:13:44,007 Well, if you must, you must. 307 00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:47,076 Forget it. You're my two best servers, 308 00:13:47,111 --> 00:13:48,678 so you work it out. 309 00:13:48,712 --> 00:13:50,680 : Well, if you think I'm hot, 310 00:13:50,714 --> 00:13:53,383 you should try the buffalo wings. 311 00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:55,952 Oh, come on! 312 00:14:03,928 --> 00:14:07,096 Oh, my God, thank God you're still here. 313 00:14:07,131 --> 00:14:08,932 Yeah, I'm running late. 314 00:14:08,966 --> 00:14:11,935 My legs were so hairy, I thought I was wearing pants. 315 00:14:11,969 --> 00:14:14,204 Yeah, uh... 316 00:14:14,238 --> 00:14:16,005 Ooh! Do you know what that's for? 317 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,874 For setting up with the cutest guy ever. 318 00:14:17,908 --> 00:14:20,944 Oh, yeah, you can't go out with him. 319 00:14:20,978 --> 00:14:23,313 Who's a silly girl? 320 00:14:23,347 --> 00:14:25,548 No, Val, I'm serious. 321 00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:27,684 Look, I can't give you the specifics, but there's, uh, 322 00:14:27,718 --> 00:14:29,385 you know, there's a little thing about him 323 00:14:29,420 --> 00:14:30,720 that you won't like. 324 00:14:30,754 --> 00:14:32,422 What thing? 325 00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:34,424 I can't tell you that, but, uh, 326 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:37,760 take my word for it, it's a little unsettling. 327 00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:40,363 Unsettling? What is wrong with you? 328 00:14:40,397 --> 00:14:42,899 You are the one who begged me to go out there and meet guys. 329 00:14:42,933 --> 00:14:44,534 I met one. I like him. 330 00:14:44,568 --> 00:14:47,036 I'm not going to blow him off without a good reason. 331 00:14:47,071 --> 00:14:49,005 I know. I want to tell you, 332 00:14:49,039 --> 00:14:50,907 but Henry made me promise not to, and I agreed. 333 00:14:50,941 --> 00:14:52,942 But you're my sister, 334 00:14:52,977 --> 00:14:56,112 and I just don't know what to do! God! 335 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:59,549 Okay. What if we do this? You don't have to tell me. 336 00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:01,651 I'll just ask you a bunch of questions. 337 00:15:01,685 --> 00:15:02,652 Okay, good. 338 00:15:02,686 --> 00:15:04,821 - Uh, is he married? - No. 339 00:15:04,855 --> 00:15:06,322 - Am I in danger? - No. 340 00:15:06,357 --> 00:15:08,057 Is he a mime? 341 00:15:08,092 --> 00:15:09,592 No. 342 00:15:09,627 --> 00:15:12,762 Well, then, whatever it is, it shouldn't bother me. 343 00:15:12,796 --> 00:15:15,098 Ha ha. You would think so. 344 00:15:15,132 --> 00:15:17,033 So you have kept your promise to Henry, 345 00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:18,935 and I get to go on my date. Everybody wins. 346 00:15:18,969 --> 00:15:19,969 Wait. 347 00:15:20,004 --> 00:15:22,071 What if I told you 348 00:15:22,106 --> 00:15:25,074 that he clubs baby prairie dogs? 349 00:15:25,109 --> 00:15:27,577 Impossible. The burrow provides a natural protection 350 00:15:27,611 --> 00:15:29,846 against all predators. 351 00:15:41,425 --> 00:15:42,892 Got a second? 352 00:15:42,927 --> 00:15:45,728 I'll be right back. 353 00:15:45,763 --> 00:15:47,664 What is the matter with you? 354 00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:49,666 Look, I have been watching you with the customers. 355 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,067 What are you talking about? 356 00:15:51,101 --> 00:15:52,936 Well, they're here for dinner, 357 00:15:52,970 --> 00:15:54,437 and you keep treating them like a piece of meat. 358 00:15:54,471 --> 00:15:56,406 You know, men don't like that. 359 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,741 So you're saying it's okay for you to flirt, 360 00:15:58,776 --> 00:16:00,743 but it's not okay for me. 361 00:16:00,778 --> 00:16:02,979 Exactly. I'm glad we had this talk. 362 00:16:03,013 --> 00:16:05,014 Forget it. I don't tell you how to do your job, 363 00:16:05,049 --> 00:16:07,250 you don't tell me how to do mine. 364 00:16:07,284 --> 00:16:08,751 Well, fine! 365 00:16:08,786 --> 00:16:12,355 I'm about to open up the world's biggest can of sexy! 366 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:15,892 I'll take one of those on the rocks. 367 00:16:27,037 --> 00:16:29,005 We have reservations at 8:00. We'd better get going. 368 00:16:29,039 --> 00:16:30,373 Oh. Okay. 369 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:31,774 Uh, before we go, 370 00:16:31,809 --> 00:16:34,110 I want to talk to you about something. 371 00:16:34,144 --> 00:16:35,478 Uh-oh. 372 00:16:35,512 --> 00:16:37,146 No, no, it's nothing. 373 00:16:37,181 --> 00:16:39,015 It's just something about me I think you should know. 374 00:16:39,049 --> 00:16:42,885 Is it...unsettling? 375 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,154 Well, that depends. I've been in relationships before 376 00:16:45,189 --> 00:16:47,123 where this thing has caused a problem, 377 00:16:47,157 --> 00:16:48,725 and I just want to be up-front about it. 378 00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:51,627 All right. Ha ha. Go. 379 00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,963 Oh, God, what are you going to show me? 380 00:16:53,998 --> 00:16:56,232 Oh, no, it's just this -- my beeper. 381 00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:57,900 I'm on call tonight. 382 00:16:57,935 --> 00:16:59,469 And? 383 00:16:59,503 --> 00:17:01,871 And if we're out having a good time 384 00:17:01,905 --> 00:17:03,873 and I get beeped, I'm going to have to bail 385 00:17:03,907 --> 00:17:05,641 in the middle of our date. 386 00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:07,910 That's it? 387 00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:09,579 You'd be surprised. 388 00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:11,714 A lot of women find that really annoying. 389 00:17:11,749 --> 00:17:15,651 Those women drive me nuts. They meet a perfectly nice guy, 390 00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:18,654 and then they find that one little thing. 391 00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,089 Not me. 392 00:17:20,124 --> 00:17:21,257 Let's go eat. 393 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,226 Okay. 394 00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:26,229 Oh, um, before we go, which way is the ladies' room? 395 00:17:26,263 --> 00:17:28,431 Oh, uh, down the hall, past my bedroom. 396 00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:29,465 Okay. 397 00:17:39,877 --> 00:17:44,013 Oh, crap! 398 00:17:44,048 --> 00:17:47,483 Teddy Ruxpin? 399 00:17:47,518 --> 00:17:49,052 Val? 400 00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:54,257 Is this your bedroom? 401 00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:56,859 Yes. You took a wrong turn. 402 00:17:56,894 --> 00:17:59,028 So wrong. 403 00:17:59,063 --> 00:18:01,931 What is with all your little friends? 404 00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:03,900 Um, I can explain. 405 00:18:03,934 --> 00:18:06,102 It's okay. You don't owe me an explanation. 406 00:18:06,136 --> 00:18:09,238 I can figure it out. You're gay, and that's fine. 407 00:18:09,273 --> 00:18:11,107 I'm not gay. 408 00:18:11,141 --> 00:18:14,177 Well, your bedroom is. 409 00:18:17,815 --> 00:18:19,715 Val. 410 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,217 You have to understand, 411 00:18:21,251 --> 00:18:23,219 those stuffed animals were gifts. 412 00:18:23,253 --> 00:18:26,389 I started collecting them in college. 413 00:18:26,423 --> 00:18:28,524 I was in a relationship with this girl, 414 00:18:28,559 --> 00:18:30,526 and the first time we were intimate, 415 00:18:30,561 --> 00:18:33,329 she gave me a stuffed animal so I'd never forget. 416 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:36,399 So they're all from her? 417 00:18:36,433 --> 00:18:38,201 No. Just the one. 418 00:18:38,235 --> 00:18:41,571 But then I kind of carried on the tradition. 419 00:18:41,605 --> 00:18:43,673 Meaning... 420 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,943 oh, God. 421 00:18:46,977 --> 00:18:48,911 All of those are from a different... 422 00:18:48,946 --> 00:18:50,580 oh, God. 423 00:18:50,614 --> 00:18:52,615 But if it makes you feel any better, 424 00:18:52,649 --> 00:18:56,052 I haven't got a new one in over two months. 425 00:18:58,222 --> 00:19:00,223 I liked it better when you were gay. 426 00:19:05,362 --> 00:19:08,464 Ha! $242. 427 00:19:08,499 --> 00:19:11,934 Nice, but $9 behind the kid. 428 00:19:11,969 --> 00:19:15,004 $251 and... 429 00:19:15,038 --> 00:19:16,973 some dude's phone number. 430 00:19:18,976 --> 00:19:21,777 You know, uh, that was our first fight. 431 00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:23,346 I know. 432 00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:25,448 You're pretty sexy when you're jealous. 433 00:19:25,482 --> 00:19:29,452 Well, according to Andre, I've got nice biceps, too. 434 00:19:29,486 --> 00:19:32,054 Gary, you worked here first, 435 00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:35,358 so if you want me to quit, I will. 436 00:19:35,392 --> 00:19:37,426 No, no, no, no. Hey, but I'll tell you what. 437 00:19:37,461 --> 00:19:40,196 Why don't we go to your place, spread our money out 438 00:19:40,230 --> 00:19:43,833 on your sofa, and roll around on it till we make change. 439 00:19:45,702 --> 00:19:48,571 Should we call Andre? He gave me his number, too. 440 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:49,772 No. 441 00:19:57,247 --> 00:19:59,182 : Hey, Val, 442 00:19:59,216 --> 00:20:03,019 I heard you met my buds last night! 443 00:20:03,053 --> 00:20:05,721 Hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha! 444 00:20:05,756 --> 00:20:07,757 Hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha! 445 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:10,193 Aah! 446 00:20:10,227 --> 00:20:11,994 It was really me. 447 00:20:14,264 --> 00:20:17,099 Look, if nothing else, it's a good dating story. 448 00:20:17,134 --> 00:20:19,368 Come on, I just wanted you to meet someone 449 00:20:19,403 --> 00:20:21,070 and be happy. 450 00:20:21,104 --> 00:20:23,239 You are the one that keeps telling me I'm not happy. 451 00:20:23,273 --> 00:20:25,841 Have I ever said I'm not happy? 452 00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:27,910 No. 453 00:20:27,945 --> 00:20:29,946 Because I'm actually very happy right now. 454 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:31,847 Noah was a fantastic guy. 455 00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:34,684 He was a little more popular than I like. 456 00:20:34,718 --> 00:20:37,253 But if that had worked out, then great. 457 00:20:37,287 --> 00:20:39,722 But it didn't. But I'm fine. 458 00:20:39,756 --> 00:20:41,324 - Really? - Yes. 459 00:20:41,358 --> 00:20:43,659 Do you realize I have been in a relationship 460 00:20:43,694 --> 00:20:45,494 with someone since I was 17? 461 00:20:45,529 --> 00:20:47,797 I'm enjoying being alone. I like knitting. 462 00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:51,267 I like sitting around, watching TV. 463 00:20:51,301 --> 00:20:53,035 And most of the time, 464 00:20:53,070 --> 00:20:54,737 I like this. 465 00:20:54,771 --> 00:20:56,239 Me too. 466 00:20:56,273 --> 00:20:57,440 Okay. 467 00:20:57,474 --> 00:20:59,508 So stop worrying about me, okay? 468 00:20:59,543 --> 00:21:01,677 When it's time for me to meet somebody, I will. 469 00:21:01,712 --> 00:21:03,145 Okay. 470 00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:05,281 Hey, when you were in Noah's bedroom, 471 00:21:05,315 --> 00:21:07,283 did you notice that he had 472 00:21:07,317 --> 00:21:09,986 the complete Care Bear collection in his trophy case? 473 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,787 Yeah. 474 00:21:11,822 --> 00:21:13,222 What do you think that means? 475 00:21:13,257 --> 00:21:16,425 Spring break. 476 00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:24,700 Sync by chocomoon www.addic7ed.com 477 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:29,300 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33602

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