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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,673 --> 00:00:06,440 Holly, dinner. 2 00:00:09,229 --> 00:00:11,004 Ooh, hey, it's haircut night? 3 00:00:11,038 --> 00:00:13,070 I've been wanting to try something different. 4 00:00:13,105 --> 00:00:16,710 No, I don't want to get any food on...this! 5 00:00:16,744 --> 00:00:18,802 - : Whoo! - Nice, huh? Feel this. 6 00:00:18,837 --> 00:00:20,592 Cashmere. 7 00:00:20,627 --> 00:00:22,838 Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever felt? 8 00:00:22,873 --> 00:00:26,398 And to think it came from the underbelly of a goat. 9 00:00:26,433 --> 00:00:28,576 Can this be like hot dogs where we love them 10 00:00:28,611 --> 00:00:30,887 but don't talk about where they come from? 11 00:00:30,922 --> 00:00:33,836 Oh, my God, this lasagna's incredible. 12 00:00:33,870 --> 00:00:36,115 Why can't it taste like this at my restaurant? 13 00:00:36,149 --> 00:00:38,356 What's your secret? 14 00:00:38,391 --> 00:00:43,446 I bake it 10 minutes longer than it says to on the box. 15 00:00:43,481 --> 00:00:45,120 My chef ruins it. 16 00:00:45,154 --> 00:00:47,127 He puts in weird stuff like walnuts. 17 00:00:47,161 --> 00:00:48,631 Hey, that is weird. 18 00:00:50,205 --> 00:00:51,608 What are you doing? 19 00:00:51,642 --> 00:00:53,480 You know what? This isn't going to work. 20 00:00:53,515 --> 00:00:55,420 You're gonna have to feed me. 21 00:00:55,454 --> 00:00:57,526 Wouldn't it be easier to just take the sweater off? 22 00:00:57,561 --> 00:00:59,198 No, I am never taking it off. 23 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:01,304 I spent every dime I had on this sweater. 24 00:01:01,338 --> 00:01:03,443 What are you going to do for fun? 25 00:01:03,477 --> 00:01:07,386 Sit around here... looking good. 26 00:01:07,421 --> 00:01:09,592 I mean, who looks at lasagna and says, 27 00:01:09,626 --> 00:01:11,764 "You know what this needs? Some nuts." 28 00:01:13,169 --> 00:01:15,707 Listen, you can borrow some money from me 29 00:01:15,741 --> 00:01:17,344 if you want to. 30 00:01:17,379 --> 00:01:19,215 No. I don't want to start borrowing money from you. 31 00:01:19,249 --> 00:01:20,851 I'm going to get a job of my own. 32 00:01:20,886 --> 00:01:23,257 A job? Really? That's great. Doing what? 33 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:25,829 I'm 16. I don't have all the answers. 34 00:01:25,863 --> 00:01:27,733 Okay, maybe I can help you. 35 00:01:27,767 --> 00:01:29,537 First, you have to look in the want ads. 36 00:01:29,571 --> 00:01:31,441 Then you start pounding the pavement. 37 00:01:31,475 --> 00:01:33,579 But it could take a while, so you have to be patient 38 00:01:33,613 --> 00:01:36,016 and ready to deal with a lot of rejection. 39 00:01:36,051 --> 00:01:37,620 Hey, you need any help at the restaurant? 40 00:01:37,654 --> 00:01:39,424 - Sure. - Glad that's over. 41 00:01:40,425 --> 00:01:44,425 Sync by chocomoon www.addic7ed.com 42 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:26,413 So, you're responsible for water, bread, 43 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:28,949 and clearing tables. That's basically it. 44 00:02:28,983 --> 00:02:30,551 And if a waiter gets backed up -- 45 00:02:30,585 --> 00:02:32,285 - I help deliver food. - You ready? 46 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,688 - Ready. - Give me a hug and go get 'em. 47 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:35,889 Thanks, Jeff. 48 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:38,524 Mm-hmm. 49 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:41,290 Oh, come here. 50 00:02:43,626 --> 00:02:45,093 Hey, Holly. 51 00:02:45,127 --> 00:02:47,028 Hey, Gary, what are you doing here? 52 00:02:47,062 --> 00:02:48,429 Well, I thought we could catch a movie. 53 00:02:48,463 --> 00:02:49,964 I'm working. 54 00:02:49,998 --> 00:02:52,466 Nah, nah, nah. Seriously, let's go. 55 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:54,167 Just go hang out at my place, 56 00:02:54,201 --> 00:02:56,302 and I'll meet you back there when I get off. 57 00:02:56,337 --> 00:02:57,803 I...I don't want to sit by myself 58 00:02:57,838 --> 00:02:59,171 in your apartment all night. 59 00:02:59,206 --> 00:03:00,539 No, you won't be alone. I think Val's home. 60 00:03:00,573 --> 00:03:03,041 Val's home? Take your time. 61 00:03:03,076 --> 00:03:05,377 Gary! Don't bother her. 62 00:03:05,411 --> 00:03:07,112 I'm not gonna bother her. 63 00:03:07,146 --> 00:03:09,280 I'll just keep her company. Have a little conversation. 64 00:03:09,315 --> 00:03:11,115 Let her get to know the real me. 65 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:13,651 The real you is afraid to get on an escalator. 66 00:03:13,685 --> 00:03:15,919 We're not going to the mall. 67 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:18,788 Oh, yeah, you need help? 68 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:21,123 You have a question about the menu? 69 00:03:21,158 --> 00:03:23,125 Uh, you can't read the menu? 70 00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:24,560 Okay, let's see. 71 00:03:24,594 --> 00:03:26,261 Huh... 72 00:03:26,295 --> 00:03:28,262 do you like fish? 73 00:03:28,297 --> 00:03:30,899 You know. Fish. 74 00:03:34,436 --> 00:03:37,471 No? What about steak? 75 00:03:37,505 --> 00:03:40,140 Moo! 76 00:03:40,174 --> 00:03:41,307 No? 77 00:03:41,342 --> 00:03:42,441 Veal? 78 00:03:42,476 --> 00:03:44,643 Moo! 79 00:03:46,179 --> 00:03:47,646 No? 80 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:48,813 Risotto? 81 00:03:48,848 --> 00:03:50,148 You know... 82 00:03:50,182 --> 00:03:51,782 risotto! 83 00:03:51,816 --> 00:03:54,184 - Risotto! - Risotto! Risotto! 84 00:03:54,218 --> 00:03:56,186 Great. I'll get your waitress. 85 00:03:56,220 --> 00:03:59,255 Another satisfied customer. High fiver. 86 00:03:59,289 --> 00:04:00,856 - Yes? - Can you help me? 87 00:04:00,891 --> 00:04:03,459 I'd be surprised if I can't. 88 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,194 Can I get some ground pepper? 89 00:04:05,228 --> 00:04:07,329 Oh, sure. Oh, can I borrow that for a sec? 90 00:04:07,363 --> 00:04:08,997 Thanks. Here you go. 91 00:04:09,032 --> 00:04:13,366 Um, I think it's jammed. Sorry. 92 00:04:13,401 --> 00:04:15,435 Get that. 93 00:04:15,469 --> 00:04:16,769 Um... 94 00:04:16,803 --> 00:04:18,537 let's try. 95 00:04:23,709 --> 00:04:25,743 Say "when." 96 00:04:28,379 --> 00:04:31,213 Let me just clear this up for you. 97 00:04:43,893 --> 00:04:45,527 Gary, hi. 98 00:04:45,562 --> 00:04:47,729 Hello. 99 00:04:47,763 --> 00:04:49,163 Holly's not here. 100 00:04:49,197 --> 00:04:50,964 Oh, I know. I just saw her at the restaurant. 101 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,999 She said I could wait here until she gets off. 102 00:04:53,033 --> 00:04:55,767 Oh. And you're going to? 103 00:04:57,069 --> 00:04:58,636 Okay. 104 00:04:59,738 --> 00:05:02,507 Okay, well, just make yourself...comfortable. 105 00:05:02,541 --> 00:05:05,209 Yeah, I'm kind of in the middle of something here. 106 00:05:05,244 --> 00:05:06,711 Well, actually, 107 00:05:06,745 --> 00:05:08,646 I'm kind of in the middle of something, too. 108 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,414 Really? 109 00:05:10,449 --> 00:05:12,382 Yeah. Do you know how I can go about getting a patent? 110 00:05:12,416 --> 00:05:13,881 Uh, for what? 111 00:05:13,915 --> 00:05:16,383 Can't tell you that until I get the patent. 112 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:17,851 But let's just say 113 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:19,886 scuba diving will never be the same. 114 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:23,222 So, what are we working on? 115 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:25,223 I'm writing a press release 116 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:27,225 for the New York Philharmonic. 117 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,727 Ahh. Music. 118 00:05:29,761 --> 00:05:32,262 Do you like music? 119 00:05:32,297 --> 00:05:34,097 Uh-huh, yeah. 120 00:05:34,131 --> 00:05:36,232 See, I never knew that about you. 121 00:05:36,267 --> 00:05:38,568 I mean, hey, we never really had a chance 122 00:05:38,602 --> 00:05:40,570 to sit down and get to know each other. 123 00:05:40,604 --> 00:05:43,472 Yeah, we should do that... someday. 124 00:05:47,109 --> 00:05:49,910 I like Bundt cake. 125 00:05:52,714 --> 00:05:55,082 You know, Gary, I am really enjoying 126 00:05:55,116 --> 00:05:56,916 this little conversation, 127 00:05:56,951 --> 00:05:59,752 but isn't there someplace you'd rather be, 128 00:05:59,786 --> 00:06:02,354 like, I don't know, hanging with your buds? 129 00:06:02,389 --> 00:06:04,589 Nah. 130 00:06:04,624 --> 00:06:07,092 Those kids got nothing to offer a guy like me. 131 00:06:07,126 --> 00:06:10,095 I'm more...complicated. 132 00:06:11,297 --> 00:06:13,531 You are a puzzle. 133 00:06:25,308 --> 00:06:26,975 I'll get that. 134 00:06:27,009 --> 00:06:28,642 Get what? 135 00:06:28,677 --> 00:06:30,110 Hello? 136 00:06:30,144 --> 00:06:32,745 Oh, yes, that is something I should talk with you about 137 00:06:32,780 --> 00:06:34,280 in my room. 138 00:06:34,314 --> 00:06:36,215 If you'll excuse me. 139 00:07:06,013 --> 00:07:07,680 Table eight. 140 00:07:09,783 --> 00:07:11,818 Holly, table six needs water. 141 00:07:11,852 --> 00:07:13,686 Oh, right. 142 00:07:15,355 --> 00:07:17,189 Here I come. 143 00:07:22,725 --> 00:07:24,692 Oh, my God! 144 00:07:26,526 --> 00:07:28,661 My fault. Ha ha ha. Here. 145 00:07:28,695 --> 00:07:30,662 I'll clean that up for you. 146 00:07:30,696 --> 00:07:32,264 You'll never even tell. 147 00:07:34,533 --> 00:07:36,100 Holly. 148 00:07:36,134 --> 00:07:37,668 I'll get you a dry chicken. 149 00:07:37,702 --> 00:07:39,169 Well, not dry chicken -- 150 00:07:39,203 --> 00:07:40,670 you know what I mean. 151 00:07:40,705 --> 00:07:42,405 Holly -- 152 00:07:43,807 --> 00:07:45,108 Do you know what? 153 00:07:45,142 --> 00:07:47,109 This is one of those moments 154 00:07:47,143 --> 00:07:49,111 we're gonna look back on and laugh about. 155 00:07:52,148 --> 00:07:54,715 Too soon? 156 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:56,550 I'll get that. 157 00:08:03,557 --> 00:08:04,790 Hey. 158 00:08:04,824 --> 00:08:06,191 How was your first day? 159 00:08:06,225 --> 00:08:08,126 No, wait. Don't tell me. 160 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:09,761 Here. Open this first. 161 00:08:19,004 --> 00:08:21,305 It's a crumber. 162 00:08:21,339 --> 00:08:23,373 You use it to scrape the crumbs off the table. 163 00:08:23,408 --> 00:08:24,874 It's a fancy one, too. 164 00:08:24,909 --> 00:08:26,476 See, it clips right to your pocket. 165 00:08:32,181 --> 00:08:33,648 Arch supports. 166 00:08:33,683 --> 00:08:35,717 You're gonna need them for those double shifts. 167 00:08:35,751 --> 00:08:37,351 Okay, tell me everything. 168 00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:39,753 Start at the beginning and don't skip anything. 169 00:08:39,788 --> 00:08:43,256 I got there. I sucked. I quit. 170 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:47,226 You quit? Holly, what happened? 171 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,495 I was terrible. I couldn't do anything right. 172 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,863 It was your first day. 173 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:52,164 It couldn't have been that bad. 174 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:55,033 I lost five lobsters. 175 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:58,403 Come on, give yourself a chance. 176 00:08:58,437 --> 00:09:01,205 When I got my first job at the Hobby Hutch, 177 00:09:01,239 --> 00:09:03,206 I wasn't very good, either. 178 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:06,508 They made you assistant manager like the second day. 179 00:09:06,543 --> 00:09:08,243 Right, but the first day, 180 00:09:08,277 --> 00:09:11,412 I was like, "Macrame? What?" 181 00:09:11,447 --> 00:09:13,451 I don't know. 182 00:09:13,485 --> 00:09:15,386 I think I'm going to get another job. 183 00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:17,588 Well, you're going to have a first day there, too. 184 00:09:17,622 --> 00:09:19,923 Come on. Quitters never win. 185 00:09:19,957 --> 00:09:21,424 Winners never quit. 186 00:09:21,458 --> 00:09:23,426 There is no "I" in restaurant. 187 00:09:23,460 --> 00:09:25,027 Get back on that horse! 188 00:09:25,061 --> 00:09:26,295 What? 189 00:09:26,329 --> 00:09:28,096 Exactly. 190 00:09:28,131 --> 00:09:29,831 What about your commitment to Jeff? 191 00:09:29,865 --> 00:09:31,599 I mean, he didn't have to hire you. 192 00:09:31,634 --> 00:09:33,100 He did you a big favor, 193 00:09:33,135 --> 00:09:34,802 and now you're just gonna bail on him? 194 00:09:34,836 --> 00:09:36,370 Do you think he's mad at me? 195 00:09:36,404 --> 00:09:38,038 I don't know about mad, 196 00:09:38,072 --> 00:09:41,240 but he's probably a little disappointed. 197 00:09:41,275 --> 00:09:42,708 Hey, you want some toast? 198 00:09:42,743 --> 00:09:44,543 I've been dying to try this thing. 199 00:09:48,581 --> 00:09:50,115 Okay, so she didn't start out 200 00:09:50,149 --> 00:09:51,616 as the perfect employee, 201 00:09:51,650 --> 00:09:53,484 but how bad could she have been? 202 00:09:53,519 --> 00:09:57,421 She soaked a man's chicken and lost four lobsters. 203 00:09:57,455 --> 00:09:59,589 She told me five. 204 00:09:59,623 --> 00:10:02,091 Five? 205 00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:04,927 I feel terrible. 206 00:10:04,961 --> 00:10:06,828 Well, to be completely honest with you, 207 00:10:06,862 --> 00:10:08,796 maybe everything worked out for the best. 208 00:10:08,830 --> 00:10:10,030 What do you mean? 209 00:10:10,064 --> 00:10:12,265 When she left, it was the best. 210 00:10:12,299 --> 00:10:13,666 Come on, you're exaggerating. 211 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,067 No, I'm not. 212 00:10:15,101 --> 00:10:17,736 After she quit, the busboys had a party. 213 00:10:17,770 --> 00:10:20,139 There was dancing. 214 00:10:20,173 --> 00:10:21,907 Hey, guys. 215 00:10:21,941 --> 00:10:23,341 What are you doing here? 216 00:10:23,376 --> 00:10:24,676 I'm here for my shift. 217 00:10:24,710 --> 00:10:26,144 I want to apologize for quitting. 218 00:10:26,178 --> 00:10:27,478 I am not a quitter. 219 00:10:27,512 --> 00:10:28,913 There's no "I" in restaurant. 220 00:10:28,947 --> 00:10:31,181 What? 221 00:10:31,216 --> 00:10:32,482 Exactly. 222 00:10:32,517 --> 00:10:33,983 I made a commitment to you, 223 00:10:34,018 --> 00:10:35,684 and it was wrong of me to break it. 224 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:37,519 Thank you, Val, for making me see that. 225 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,021 Hey, guys, I'm back, 226 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:42,090 and this time, I'm here for the long haul. 227 00:11:01,088 --> 00:11:04,256 She's back for the long haul. 228 00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:06,591 How long is a long haul? 229 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:07,858 I am proud of her. 230 00:11:07,893 --> 00:11:09,560 Do you realize how much courage 231 00:11:09,594 --> 00:11:10,827 it took for her to march back in here? 232 00:11:10,862 --> 00:11:12,429 She's courageous? 233 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:15,264 They have to work with her. They're the real heroes. 234 00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:17,800 It was her first day. She can only get better. 235 00:11:17,834 --> 00:11:19,634 Did you see how excited she was, 236 00:11:19,669 --> 00:11:21,136 with her little arch supports 237 00:11:21,170 --> 00:11:22,637 and her crumber? 238 00:11:22,671 --> 00:11:24,405 She's trying to do the right thing. 239 00:11:24,439 --> 00:11:26,040 - Val -- - If you don't let her stay now, 240 00:11:26,074 --> 00:11:27,908 she's going to be totally confused. 241 00:11:27,942 --> 00:11:29,409 Why? 242 00:11:29,444 --> 00:11:31,244 Because I gave the advice. She took it. 243 00:11:31,278 --> 00:11:33,146 It's out there. You can't get it back. 244 00:11:33,180 --> 00:11:35,148 Does she have to listen to everything you say? 245 00:11:35,182 --> 00:11:37,449 Yes. She's dazzled by me. 246 00:11:37,484 --> 00:11:39,451 All right. But it's Saturday night. 247 00:11:39,485 --> 00:11:41,319 This place is going to be packed. 248 00:11:41,354 --> 00:11:43,354 I can't have her near the customers. 249 00:11:43,389 --> 00:11:45,389 But she can stay? 250 00:11:45,424 --> 00:11:47,257 Yeah. I'll find something for her to do. 251 00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:49,426 Good. Everybody deserves a second chance. 252 00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:50,860 You're right. 253 00:11:50,895 --> 00:11:53,896 See? You're dazzled by me, too. 254 00:11:56,199 --> 00:11:58,834 So, basically, all you need to focus on now 255 00:11:58,868 --> 00:12:01,202 is chopping up these peppers. 256 00:12:01,237 --> 00:12:03,569 Are you sure you don't want me out there with the customers? 257 00:12:03,603 --> 00:12:05,003 I mean, I'm such a people person. 258 00:12:05,038 --> 00:12:06,671 Oh, I know. 259 00:12:06,706 --> 00:12:09,774 But tonight I need you to be a pepper person. 260 00:12:09,808 --> 00:12:11,842 Okay, well, I'll be anything you want me to be, 261 00:12:11,876 --> 00:12:13,344 because I am here for the -- 262 00:12:13,378 --> 00:12:14,612 Long haul. 263 00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:17,514 Great. Better get chopping. 264 00:12:35,732 --> 00:12:37,565 Gary. 265 00:12:39,734 --> 00:12:41,202 Hello. 266 00:12:41,236 --> 00:12:43,237 - Hello. - Is this a good time? 267 00:12:43,271 --> 00:12:45,405 Uh, I was taking a nap. 268 00:12:45,439 --> 00:12:47,007 That's what I figured. 269 00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:49,542 'Cause I kept knocking and knocking and knocking. 270 00:12:49,577 --> 00:12:51,478 What are you doing? 271 00:12:51,512 --> 00:12:53,244 Oh, come on now. Don't tell me you forgot 272 00:12:53,278 --> 00:12:55,011 about our conversation the other day. 273 00:12:55,045 --> 00:12:56,377 Remind me. 274 00:12:56,412 --> 00:12:58,879 I said, "Do you like music?" 275 00:12:58,914 --> 00:13:02,317 And you said, "yes." 276 00:13:02,352 --> 00:13:04,219 Oh, right. 277 00:13:04,253 --> 00:13:06,221 I think I wrote about that in my journal. 278 00:13:06,255 --> 00:13:08,223 And so I started thinking about music, 279 00:13:08,257 --> 00:13:10,224 and how much it means to you, 280 00:13:10,258 --> 00:13:11,725 how much it means to me, 281 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:14,060 and how much it means to the whole world. 282 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,395 Oh, God. 283 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,564 So, this is a little something 284 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:19,998 that I've been working on. 285 00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:22,100 I hope you like it. 286 00:13:26,771 --> 00:13:29,106 Wait. 287 00:13:42,652 --> 00:13:46,420 Wait, let me start over, okay? 288 00:13:46,454 --> 00:13:47,888 Are you comfortable? 289 00:13:47,923 --> 00:13:49,256 Not entirely. 290 00:13:53,127 --> 00:13:55,194 Hey, I finished all the peppers. 291 00:13:55,228 --> 00:13:56,929 You want me to go help the waiters? 292 00:13:56,964 --> 00:13:58,431 Uh... 293 00:13:58,465 --> 00:14:00,399 you finished all the green peppers. 294 00:14:00,434 --> 00:14:05,402 You've still got two more colors to go. 295 00:14:05,436 --> 00:14:09,004 No problem. I'll chop anything in any color. 296 00:14:10,306 --> 00:14:12,207 Table 10 sent back the lasagna. 297 00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:14,308 She wants the poached salmon instead. 298 00:14:14,343 --> 00:14:15,943 That's the third one tonight. 299 00:14:15,978 --> 00:14:17,778 What is wrong with the lasagna? 300 00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:20,981 Maybe it's the walnuts. 301 00:14:21,015 --> 00:14:22,682 Who said that? 302 00:14:24,485 --> 00:14:27,486 Do you have a problem with walnuts? 303 00:14:27,521 --> 00:14:28,954 No. 304 00:14:28,989 --> 00:14:30,923 I'm just not sure if people like them in lasagna. 305 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:34,659 I'm sorry. And you trained where? 306 00:14:34,693 --> 00:14:37,461 I'll I'm saying is if you took the walnuts out, 307 00:14:37,496 --> 00:14:40,097 I bet it would be as good as Stouffer's. 308 00:14:40,131 --> 00:14:43,833 Oh, no, you didn't. 309 00:14:43,867 --> 00:14:45,935 It's not just me. The other night, Jeff said that -- 310 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:48,136 Jeff? Jeff loves my lasagna. 311 00:14:48,171 --> 00:14:49,570 Jeff? 312 00:14:49,605 --> 00:14:51,638 Do you have issues with my lasagna? 313 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,006 No. 314 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:57,242 Well, according to... that, you do. 315 00:14:57,276 --> 00:15:00,411 Uh, I wouldn't call it an issue. 316 00:15:00,446 --> 00:15:02,180 Oh, my God! 317 00:15:02,214 --> 00:15:05,150 Oh, come on! Walnuts in lasagna's a little weird. 318 00:15:05,184 --> 00:15:06,584 What else have you lied to me about? 319 00:15:06,618 --> 00:15:07,985 Nothing. 320 00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:10,321 Look, let's not make a big deal about the walnuts. 321 00:15:10,355 --> 00:15:11,822 This is not about walnuts. 322 00:15:11,856 --> 00:15:13,523 This is about you lying to me. 323 00:15:13,558 --> 00:15:15,458 I didn't want to hurt your feelings. 324 00:15:15,493 --> 00:15:16,993 Well, they're hurt. 325 00:15:17,027 --> 00:15:18,494 And now I can't trust you anymore. 326 00:15:18,529 --> 00:15:19,829 Oh, come on, Lowell. 327 00:15:19,863 --> 00:15:21,330 No, no, no. We're out of here. 328 00:15:26,869 --> 00:15:29,937 I said, we're out of here. 329 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,373 Come on, guys, you can't leave me like this. 330 00:15:33,407 --> 00:15:34,841 - Lowell -- - Ay! 331 00:15:34,876 --> 00:15:36,409 Lowell, please -- 332 00:15:42,849 --> 00:15:44,649 What happened? 333 00:15:44,684 --> 00:15:47,118 He asked about the lasagna, and I was just trying to help. 334 00:15:47,153 --> 00:15:48,853 I got a restaurant full of people out there. 335 00:15:48,887 --> 00:15:50,487 What am I supposed to do? 336 00:15:50,522 --> 00:15:52,623 Waiting on a poached salmon. Where is everybody? 337 00:15:52,657 --> 00:15:54,124 Gone. 338 00:15:54,158 --> 00:15:55,959 Well, who's going to cook the food? 339 00:15:55,993 --> 00:15:56,960 I will. 340 00:15:56,994 --> 00:15:58,794 What? You don't cook. 341 00:15:58,829 --> 00:16:00,396 Yeah, I can. 342 00:16:00,431 --> 00:16:01,865 Omelets. I cook killer omelets. 343 00:16:01,899 --> 00:16:03,500 That's it? Just omelets? 344 00:16:03,534 --> 00:16:05,201 No, no, no, no. That's good, that's good. 345 00:16:05,235 --> 00:16:06,669 All right, tell everyone 346 00:16:06,703 --> 00:16:08,237 that the chef's throwing out the menu. 347 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,939 He's decided to do omelet night. 348 00:16:09,973 --> 00:16:11,473 - Omelet night? - It's whimsical. People love that. 349 00:16:11,508 --> 00:16:13,141 Go, go, go. 350 00:16:13,176 --> 00:16:14,809 We better start cracking eggs. 351 00:16:14,844 --> 00:16:16,310 Wait a second. 352 00:16:16,345 --> 00:16:18,179 How are the two of us going to cook enough omelets 353 00:16:18,213 --> 00:16:19,279 for a restaurant full of people? 354 00:16:19,314 --> 00:16:23,482 You're right. We need help. 355 00:16:33,590 --> 00:16:36,058 Okay, now I'm hearing the phone ring. 356 00:16:36,092 --> 00:16:37,559 Are you? 357 00:16:37,594 --> 00:16:39,694 Yes. 358 00:16:39,729 --> 00:16:41,429 Hello? 359 00:16:41,463 --> 00:16:43,731 An emergency? Thank God. 360 00:16:43,765 --> 00:16:45,633 Okay. 361 00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:47,534 That was Holly. We have to go to the restaurant. 362 00:16:47,569 --> 00:16:48,735 Oh, okay. 363 00:16:48,770 --> 00:16:51,104 It's not a musical emergency. 364 00:16:53,543 --> 00:16:56,846 - Holly, they're loving your omelets. - Oh, great. 365 00:16:56,881 --> 00:16:58,447 I need three cheese, a veggie, and a Denver, no onions. 366 00:16:58,482 --> 00:17:00,048 Okay, got it. 367 00:17:00,082 --> 00:17:01,581 What's going on? 368 00:17:01,616 --> 00:17:03,583 I just saw Lowell leaving on his motorcycle 369 00:17:03,617 --> 00:17:05,785 with a huge sack of walnuts. 370 00:17:05,819 --> 00:17:08,787 Um, I kind of accidentally insulted him, and he quit. 371 00:17:08,822 --> 00:17:11,189 - Oh, no, Holly. - Well, what do you want us to do? 372 00:17:11,224 --> 00:17:13,425 Start cracking eggs. Val, start grating cheese. 373 00:17:13,459 --> 00:17:15,193 - What are we making? - Omelets. 374 00:17:15,227 --> 00:17:17,162 Ooh, Holly's making omelets? 375 00:17:17,196 --> 00:17:19,030 Can I get one with sun-dried tomatoes and just little bit -- 376 00:17:19,065 --> 00:17:20,698 : No. 377 00:17:31,141 --> 00:17:33,942 You know you interrupted my song. 378 00:17:33,976 --> 00:17:36,911 What are you talking about? 379 00:17:36,945 --> 00:17:38,613 Val. 380 00:17:38,647 --> 00:17:41,215 I mean, I had her right in the palm of my hand, and -- 381 00:17:41,249 --> 00:17:42,550 uh-oh. 382 00:17:42,584 --> 00:17:44,552 What? 383 00:17:44,586 --> 00:17:46,219 Well, I'm pretty sure I had a band-aid 384 00:17:46,253 --> 00:17:47,420 on this finger when I came in. 385 00:17:47,454 --> 00:17:48,854 Well, where is it? 386 00:17:50,756 --> 00:17:52,657 I must have dropped it in the eggs. 387 00:17:52,692 --> 00:17:53,725 What? 388 00:17:53,759 --> 00:17:55,459 It's okay, it's okay. 389 00:17:55,493 --> 00:17:56,893 I got another one, see? 390 00:17:56,928 --> 00:17:58,061 Gary! 391 00:17:58,095 --> 00:17:59,662 What's the matter? 392 00:17:59,697 --> 00:18:01,930 Gary's band-aid's out there in somebody's omelet. 393 00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:03,132 Ew! 394 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,468 I'll go look for it. 395 00:18:04,502 --> 00:18:06,070 No, no, no. You stay here. 396 00:18:06,105 --> 00:18:07,605 Keep working. I will go look for it. 397 00:18:07,639 --> 00:18:09,140 Just do not say anything to Jeff, okay? 398 00:18:09,174 --> 00:18:10,741 He's already freaked out enough as it is. 399 00:18:12,677 --> 00:18:14,311 Good evening. Hi. 400 00:18:14,345 --> 00:18:16,813 Would you like to have your omelet fluffed? 401 00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:19,815 It's a little service we provide. 402 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,483 Ah, gotcha. 403 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,185 Mushroom. 404 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,520 Val! Val! 405 00:18:26,555 --> 00:18:28,322 Found it. 406 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:30,824 Miss. 407 00:18:30,858 --> 00:18:31,992 Uh-huh? 408 00:18:32,026 --> 00:18:33,760 I'd like my omelet fluffed. 409 00:18:33,794 --> 00:18:35,328 Uh, you know, looks good. 410 00:18:35,362 --> 00:18:37,830 You don't want to over-fluff. 411 00:18:37,864 --> 00:18:39,865 Okay. 412 00:18:45,170 --> 00:18:47,505 I need clean plates. Where's Gary? 413 00:18:47,539 --> 00:18:48,706 Getting more eggs. 414 00:18:48,740 --> 00:18:50,341 Fine. I'll wash them myself. 415 00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:54,011 - How does this thing work? - Squeeze the lever. 416 00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:55,946 Mm, it's not working. 417 00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:57,614 Squeeze harder! 418 00:18:57,648 --> 00:18:59,949 - Aah! - Turn it off! 419 00:18:59,983 --> 00:19:02,451 Wait, wait -- oh! 420 00:19:02,486 --> 00:19:04,854 Aah! 421 00:19:06,490 --> 00:19:08,824 What the -- 422 00:19:08,858 --> 00:19:10,559 Val, you okay? 423 00:19:10,593 --> 00:19:12,260 Honey -- 424 00:19:18,566 --> 00:19:21,534 Oh, my God, my sweater! 425 00:19:24,838 --> 00:19:27,006 Jeff, hurry! 426 00:19:28,574 --> 00:19:29,941 Get it out! 427 00:19:50,926 --> 00:19:51,992 Jeff? 428 00:19:52,027 --> 00:19:53,327 Yeah? 429 00:19:53,361 --> 00:19:55,128 Either you're missing a lobster, 430 00:19:55,163 --> 00:19:56,897 or that's one freaky cockroach. 431 00:19:59,767 --> 00:20:02,768 Thanks, guys. Enjoy your evening. 432 00:20:02,803 --> 00:20:04,737 Come again. 433 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,774 That's it. We did it. 434 00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:11,809 - Yay. - Whoo. 435 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,078 Well, I say we celebrate. 436 00:20:15,113 --> 00:20:17,180 Oh, not with a song. 437 00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:18,882 Let's celebrate sitting down. 438 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:21,418 Aren't you glad you stuck with the job? 439 00:20:21,452 --> 00:20:23,553 Omelet night -- big success. 440 00:20:23,587 --> 00:20:25,388 Yep. 441 00:20:25,422 --> 00:20:27,589 After I pay to get my kitchen cleaned up 442 00:20:27,624 --> 00:20:30,759 and the rotisserie fixed, I bet I clear 10 bucks. 443 00:20:30,793 --> 00:20:32,760 Okay, so maybe it wasn't your best night, 444 00:20:32,795 --> 00:20:34,762 but Holly here went from bus girl 445 00:20:34,796 --> 00:20:36,597 to head chef on her second day. 446 00:20:36,631 --> 00:20:38,398 I'd call that quite a success story. 447 00:20:38,433 --> 00:20:40,200 I quit. 448 00:20:40,234 --> 00:20:42,869 What? You can't quit. You're on a roll. 449 00:20:42,903 --> 00:20:43,903 Help me out. 450 00:20:43,937 --> 00:20:45,938 - You're fired. - Thank you. 451 00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:49,707 From now on, when I say I suck, I suck. 452 00:20:49,742 --> 00:20:51,943 That is not what I want to hear. 453 00:20:51,977 --> 00:20:54,544 If at first you don't succeed -- 454 00:20:54,579 --> 00:20:56,546 you're right. You sucked. 455 00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:58,281 Come on, kiddo. 456 00:20:58,316 --> 00:21:00,451 Help me scrape your sweater off the rotisserie. 457 00:21:06,323 --> 00:21:09,492 Well, here we are again. 458 00:21:10,493 --> 00:21:14,493 Sync by chocomoon www.addic7ed.com 459 00:21:14,543 --> 00:21:19,093 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31003

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