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Come on Gary, let's go.
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- Hey, honey.
- Hey, sweetie.
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Hey, guys.
Where you headed?
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Some weird
animal rights group
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is having a protest meeting.
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They want to retire
some stupid parrot
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who performs at the dumb zoo.
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Ooh, tell me more.
Your passion is contagious.
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It's a requirement
for Civics class.
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Oh, my little
Erin Brockovich.
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I wish.
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Well, you know,
I'm going to the protest
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under protest.
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Yeah, see, I don't want
Timmy the parrot to retire.
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He's my favorite thing
at the zoo.
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Hmm. My favorite thing
is when one of the monkeys
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goes off in the corner
and starts --
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Enjoying their food plate.
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- Ready?
- Yeah. Let's go.
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Those monkeys
are out of control.
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- [ giggling ]
- [ giggling ]
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Wow!
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I'm standing right here!
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
Come here, come here.
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God, it's been
driving me crazy.
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That woman has been
coming here every day
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for the past two weeks!
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Oh, yeah.
There's nothing worse
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for a restaurant
than repeat customers.
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No, no, no, no.
You don't understand.
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She comes in here every day
by herself.
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She sits at the same table.
She doesn't bring a book.
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She just eats
and looks around...
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for hours!
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I think she's a spy
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for the restaurant
across the street.
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Mm! Or she's one
of those crazy people
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who gets hungry
at lunchtime.
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You know, if I was her,
I would hate to think
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that total strangers
are sitting around
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trying to figure out --
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hey, did she just talk
into her lipstick?
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⪠Hey! âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠You really know
how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whispering
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
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⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠Hey! âª
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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"P.A.R.R.O.T. --
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People Advocating
Retirement Rights Of Timmy."
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I'm losing interest
already.
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This is a horrible
misrepresentation.
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He stopped wearing that
fruit hat three years ago.
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Let's just grab
some of these pamphlets
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and get out of here.
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Don't forget this one.
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My name's Kyle.
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I'm kind of in charge
of this,
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so if you have any
questions, let me know.
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- Wait. I have questions.
- Yeah?
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Uh, what can I do
to get more involved
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with helping Timmy?
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Because, not having
a boyfriend and all,
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I have a lot of time
on my hands,
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and it's something
I feel I need to do
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as a single woman
with no boyfriend.
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Well, first you can
tell me your name.
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Holly.
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Shh! Go get a cookie!
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Hey, I have
a question, too.
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Why don't you
leave Timmy alone
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and retire
that old raggedy lion?
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See, the last time
I looked,
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he didn't have a tooth
in his head.
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It is just sad --
plain sad --
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watching
the king of the jungle
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suck up some jello.
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Well, the lion hasn't been
forced to perform
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five shows a day
for the past 20 years
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like Timmy has.
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I am sickened!
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Just tell me
where you want me
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and what you want me
to do.
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A bunch of us are going
to the zoo tomorrow to protest.
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I'll be there.
Can I bring my boyfriend?
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Just kidding.
Don't have one.
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Jeff, Jeff.
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I've been watching
the lone diner.
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That's my code name
for her.
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I'm the barracuda.
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Check out my notes.
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"Wears no rings."
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Indicating not married.
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"Chews her ice."
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Indicating frustration --
possibly sexual.
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"Strapless bra"?
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How could you tell?
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Oh, no, that's for me.
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I need to pick up one
for my new dress.
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Oh, watch this.
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Did you see that?
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I sure did.
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I think the kitchen's
being pretty damn generous
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with the lobster ravioli.
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No, she's totally
in love with your waiter.
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Oh, yeah,
I guess that makes sense.
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She always sits
at Jamie's table
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and leaves him
a really nice tip.
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Mm-hmm. Then that's it.
Mystery solved.
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- Yes!
- Now, how do I get them together?
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- No!
- Why?
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Oh, 'cause you're
a terrible matchmaker.
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No, I'm not.
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What about Vicki and your
high school buddy A.J.?
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Oh, yeah,
that worked out great.
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I ran into him
at a Knicks game,
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and he spit on me.
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Don't you want them
to have what we have?
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If I let you do this,
can we have what we have
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a little more often?
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How about right here,
right now?
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What?
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Yeah, talk's cheap.
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Okay,
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she's clearly interested
in him.
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But I think she's afraid
of rejection,
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so I just have to find out
if he's interested in her.
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So I'll take Jamie aside,
ask him a few questions,
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drop a few hints,
do a little detective work.
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Oh, my God. Jamie?
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Yeah? What's up?
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Table 14, blue sweater --
would you?
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Absolutely.
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- Thanks.
- Yeah.
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Anything else, barracuda?
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Sir, flier?
Retire Timmy?
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Hey. I'll take a flier.
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Great. That's a total
of...one.
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This is a disaster.
I'm just gonna bail.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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That does not sound like
the Kyle I've known
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for almost 13 hours.
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Look, these things
always start small.
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I mean, the global warming
movement started
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when one guy said,
"Hey, is it hot out here,
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or is it just me?"
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- Wow.
- What?
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It's just there's something
kind of attractive
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about someone who's
so passionate and committed.
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Well, I think there's
something kind of attractive
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about people who think
passionate and committed people
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are...kind of attractive.
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So, you're a real
activist, huh?
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Oh, yeah. I mean,
I believe in lots of stuff.
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Like what?
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Um, air. Ha ha.
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Animals, nukes --
the big ones.
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That's awesome.
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Once, in the Mojave Desert,
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I laid down
in front of a bulldozer
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to save a family
of prairie dogs.
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The desert?
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Don't prairie dogs
live on the prairie?
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Well, the prairie dogs
were lost.
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That was the real tragedy.
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Listen, could you
do me a favor?
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Yeah.
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Speak to these people.
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- What?
- You're a lot more experienced than I am.
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Oh, no, I don't know.
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Please?
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For Timmy?
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Who?
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The bird.
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Right. Timmy the bird.
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Yeah.
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Ahem.
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[ bullhorn honks ]
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Ahem.
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Hello, everyone.
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Wait. Up here.
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We're here today
in support of Timmy the parrot.
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He's old,
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and we all know how much
that can suck, huh?
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I'm sorry.
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I...I meant
the good kind of suck.
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Okay, this is why
we need to fight for Timmy
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and be aggressive, people.
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Be aggressive!
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Be, be aggressive!
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Be...aggressive.
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Be, be aggressive.
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When I say "retire,"
you say "Timmy!"
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Retire.
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[ All ]: Retire.
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No! You say "Timmy!"
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Hey, Gary.
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[ All ]: Hey, Gary.
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Okay,
you really got to work
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on the "I say, you say"
stuff, okay?
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Where have you been?
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You're supposed to be
protesting.
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Oh, I was protesting.
$7 for peanuts?
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By the way, you know you're
making a fool of yourself?
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What are you
talking about?
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You don't care
about Timmy.
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You're just doing this
to impress that Kyle dude.
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And if I were you, I'd be just
a little ashamed of myself.
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Excuse me, are you with
the "Retire Timmy" protest?
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I'm leading it.
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G-a-r-y,
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I am Gary,
a single guy!
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Say Gary! Say Gary!
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Say Gary!
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Say Gary!
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[ knock on door ]
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[ muffled ] Who is it?
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It's Kyle.
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Um, I'll be right there.
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Oh, my God, so cold.
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Holly?
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Um, just give me a second.
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Ahh...
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um...
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[ gagging ]
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Oh, so, so dizzy.
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Hi.
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Come on in.
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Ha ha.
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Is this a bad time?
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Oh, no, I was actually
just getting ready
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to make my own soap.
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In my house,
every day is earth day.
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You were really great
this morning.
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Thanks.
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Are we alone?
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Yeah.
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I brought something
to show you.
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Really? A surprise?
I love surprises.
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You stole Timmy?
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Isn't it great? And I never
would have done it
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if it wasn't
for what you said.
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For what I said?
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Nobody ever listens
to what I say,
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and there's a reason
for that.
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But what about
the bulldozers,
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and "be aggressive --
be, be aggressive"?
262
00:09:43,445 --> 00:09:45,179
Yeah. Right now
I'm a little worried
263
00:09:45,213 --> 00:09:46,847
you're going to be
arrested --
264
00:09:46,881 --> 00:09:49,682
you know --
be, be arrested.
265
00:09:57,029 --> 00:09:59,798
Kyle, I cannot believe
you stole Timmy.
266
00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:01,198
But you were so convincing.
267
00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:02,833
Everything sounds
convincing
268
00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:05,003
when it comes
out of a bullhorn.
269
00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:07,605
Look, what are you
going to do with him now?
270
00:10:07,639 --> 00:10:09,508
I'm not sure.
But I need you to watch him
271
00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,343
while I go to the pet store
for supplies.
272
00:10:11,377 --> 00:10:12,977
I'll think of something
on the way.
273
00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:14,779
No, wait. Don't leave me
here with him.
274
00:10:14,813 --> 00:10:16,347
I'm not really
a bird person.
275
00:10:16,381 --> 00:10:18,015
You'll be fine.
276
00:10:18,049 --> 00:10:19,716
We make a great team, huh?
277
00:10:19,751 --> 00:10:22,185
Who?
278
00:10:22,219 --> 00:10:23,453
You and me.
279
00:10:23,487 --> 00:10:26,422
Oh, right. Us.
280
00:10:32,161 --> 00:10:34,862
So, Timmy,
281
00:10:34,897 --> 00:10:36,363
here we are.
282
00:10:36,398 --> 00:10:38,699
It's just you and me --
283
00:10:38,733 --> 00:10:40,633
a bird and a girl.
284
00:10:43,402 --> 00:10:44,568
[ caws ]
285
00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:46,637
I'll scooch over.
286
00:10:53,910 --> 00:10:55,677
Hello.
287
00:10:57,579 --> 00:11:01,415
I'm just gonna turn on
the TV.
288
00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:06,418
Aah!
289
00:11:06,452 --> 00:11:09,054
Okay -- ha ha --
or no TV, okay?
290
00:11:09,088 --> 00:11:10,822
I'm going to be in here,
so...
291
00:11:10,856 --> 00:11:13,258
aah!
292
00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:19,396
Hey, come on in.
293
00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:20,897
Wow!
294
00:11:20,932 --> 00:11:22,899
Unbelievable.
295
00:11:22,934 --> 00:11:24,768
This place all yours?
296
00:11:24,802 --> 00:11:26,936
Oh, yes.
297
00:11:26,970 --> 00:11:28,938
Welcome to the international
house of Gary.
298
00:11:28,972 --> 00:11:31,340
Ihog?
299
00:11:31,374 --> 00:11:33,875
Ooh, you make it sound
so pretty.
300
00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:36,744
Oh, my God,
301
00:11:36,778 --> 00:11:38,746
you weren't kidding
about the view!
302
00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:40,781
Yeah, go on out.
Take a look.
303
00:11:40,815 --> 00:11:43,650
I'm gonna see what my cook
left in the fridge.
304
00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:52,724
Gary,
what are you doing here?
305
00:11:52,758 --> 00:11:54,692
Come here, come here.
306
00:11:54,727 --> 00:11:56,127
I'm on a date.
307
00:11:56,161 --> 00:11:57,261
You?
308
00:11:57,296 --> 00:11:58,796
Yeah!
309
00:12:00,799 --> 00:12:02,932
Does she know?
310
00:12:02,967 --> 00:12:04,934
Yes, she knows.
311
00:12:04,969 --> 00:12:06,602
She probably knows.
312
00:12:06,637 --> 00:12:08,370
Look, you need to get lost
for a couple hours.
313
00:12:08,405 --> 00:12:09,805
No, I can't.
314
00:12:09,839 --> 00:12:12,607
Kyle stole Timmy from the zoo
and brought him here.
315
00:12:12,641 --> 00:12:14,208
He stole Timmy?
316
00:12:14,242 --> 00:12:16,076
Yes, and now I have to watch him
until Kyle gets back.
317
00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:17,411
Well, can you watch him
somewhere
318
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,045
where I'm not gonna
get lucky?
319
00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:22,314
That would be here.
320
00:12:22,349 --> 00:12:23,849
Where is Timmy?
321
00:12:25,318 --> 00:12:27,919
Oh. He's over there.
H-hey, Timmy!
322
00:12:27,953 --> 00:12:29,620
[ Holly ]: Gary, no!
323
00:12:31,156 --> 00:12:33,290
Oh, my God!
324
00:12:33,325 --> 00:12:34,624
Was that Timmy?
325
00:12:34,659 --> 00:12:36,292
Yes. Did you see
which way he went?
326
00:12:36,327 --> 00:12:37,560
He flew up to the roof.
327
00:12:37,594 --> 00:12:38,828
Oh, my God.
328
00:12:38,862 --> 00:12:41,229
Kyle is going to be
so freaked out!
329
00:12:41,264 --> 00:12:43,431
What's she doing
in your apartment?
330
00:12:43,465 --> 00:12:45,232
Uh...ha ha.
She's my, uh,
331
00:12:45,267 --> 00:12:47,000
my decorator.
Ha ha.
332
00:12:47,035 --> 00:12:48,735
I hate this lamp!
333
00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:51,504
Gary, come on! We've got
to get that bird back!
334
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,640
I...I'll be right back,
okay?
335
00:12:53,674 --> 00:12:55,708
And we can pick up
where we left off.
336
00:12:56,978 --> 00:12:59,913
Rrr!
337
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:02,249
Was that a lawnmower?
338
00:13:02,283 --> 00:13:04,651
Do you like lawnmowers?
339
00:13:04,685 --> 00:13:06,519
Come on!
340
00:13:17,661 --> 00:13:19,028
Hi.
341
00:13:19,062 --> 00:13:20,896
Hi.
342
00:13:22,531 --> 00:13:24,031
I don't want
to disturb you,
343
00:13:24,065 --> 00:13:25,799
but can I talk to you
for a minute?
344
00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:27,100
Uh, sure.
345
00:13:27,134 --> 00:13:29,503
Um, okay,
I hope you don't mind,
346
00:13:29,537 --> 00:13:32,172
but I've been
watching you...
347
00:13:32,207 --> 00:13:34,107
a lot.
348
00:13:34,142 --> 00:13:35,675
Oh, I'm very flattered,
349
00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:38,010
but I tried that once
in college,
350
00:13:38,045 --> 00:13:40,012
And while I felt
understood, I --
351
00:13:40,046 --> 00:13:43,181
Oh, no! No!
This is not that.
352
00:13:43,216 --> 00:13:45,683
It's just
from what I've observed,
353
00:13:45,718 --> 00:13:47,685
I get the feeling
that you find
354
00:13:47,719 --> 00:13:50,453
someone in this restaurant
very attractive.
355
00:13:50,488 --> 00:13:52,021
Is it that obvious?
356
00:13:52,056 --> 00:13:54,524
No.
I'm unusually perceptive.
357
00:13:54,558 --> 00:13:57,526
Some say gifted.
358
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,394
Anyway, um,
I happen to know
359
00:13:59,429 --> 00:14:01,863
that if you were to make
your feelings clear to him,
360
00:14:01,897 --> 00:14:03,831
they would be
well received.
361
00:14:03,866 --> 00:14:05,199
Are you sure?
362
00:14:05,233 --> 00:14:07,034
Couldn't be surer.
363
00:14:07,068 --> 00:14:08,702
More sure.
364
00:14:08,736 --> 00:14:10,303
Absolutely.
365
00:14:10,338 --> 00:14:12,238
You're right.
366
00:14:12,273 --> 00:14:14,139
I'm going to go for it.
367
00:14:14,174 --> 00:14:16,608
God, I'm good.
368
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,821
Uh...it was a pleasure
serving you?
369
00:14:38,093 --> 00:14:39,560
D'oh! There he is!
Let's get him!
370
00:14:39,594 --> 00:14:41,228
No, wait, don't run at him!
371
00:14:41,263 --> 00:14:42,896
The last time you ran
at him, he flew away.
372
00:14:42,930 --> 00:14:44,431
We have to lure him in.
373
00:14:44,465 --> 00:14:46,232
I got some peanuts
left over from the zoo.
374
00:14:46,267 --> 00:14:47,967
Oh, that's a great idea.
Here.
375
00:14:49,102 --> 00:14:50,402
[ whistles faintly ]
376
00:14:50,436 --> 00:14:51,770
Birdy want a peanut?
377
00:14:51,804 --> 00:14:53,271
They're not fresh-roasted,
378
00:14:53,305 --> 00:14:55,906
but they're hot
from Gary's pocket.
379
00:14:55,941 --> 00:14:57,908
[ whistles faintly ]
380
00:15:00,544 --> 00:15:02,879
Aah!
381
00:15:02,913 --> 00:15:04,614
Aah!
382
00:15:05,716 --> 00:15:08,750
That was cool.
Do it again.
383
00:15:08,785 --> 00:15:10,451
Gary!
384
00:15:10,486 --> 00:15:14,187
Oh, great!
Now where's Timmy?
385
00:15:15,723 --> 00:15:18,524
Oh! There he is!
386
00:15:18,559 --> 00:15:20,793
How are we going
to reach him?
387
00:15:20,827 --> 00:15:23,194
Bend down, and I'll climb
on your shoulders.
388
00:15:23,229 --> 00:15:24,362
Gary!
389
00:15:24,396 --> 00:15:25,830
What? I'm on a date.
390
00:15:25,864 --> 00:15:27,598
I don't want to get
my clothes all rumpled.
391
00:15:27,632 --> 00:15:28,899
Yet.
392
00:15:28,933 --> 00:15:31,935
Squat.
393
00:15:31,969 --> 00:15:32,936
Ready?
394
00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:35,104
Uh, yeah.
395
00:15:35,139 --> 00:15:37,740
Uh...
396
00:15:37,775 --> 00:15:39,108
Aah!
397
00:15:39,142 --> 00:15:41,410
Bird's trying to bite me.
398
00:15:42,979 --> 00:15:44,245
Oh, way left!
399
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,980
Well, you got to admit,
400
00:15:46,015 --> 00:15:49,450
he flies pretty good
for a bird pushing 50.
401
00:15:49,484 --> 00:15:50,618
Give me a hand.
402
00:15:50,652 --> 00:15:52,786
All right.
403
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:53,887
Got it?
404
00:15:53,921 --> 00:15:55,088
Yeah, I think so.
405
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,289
- All right. Be careful.
- Okay.
406
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:57,423
- Holly, be careful.
- Okay.
407
00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:59,258
All right, you got it?
408
00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:02,327
Careful.
409
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:03,428
Come on, you got it.
410
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:08,466
Aah!
411
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,834
- You need some help?
- Yes!
412
00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:12,302
Okay, well, go up,
413
00:16:12,336 --> 00:16:14,137
and try not to slide
back down.
414
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:20,475
[ grunting ]
415
00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:21,877
Ow.
416
00:16:23,012 --> 00:16:24,479
Aah!
417
00:16:24,513 --> 00:16:26,647
- Oh!
- Gary, help!
418
00:16:26,682 --> 00:16:28,149
Holly, hang on!
419
00:16:32,185 --> 00:16:33,920
Oh!
420
00:16:33,954 --> 00:16:37,090
You got him, you got him!
Grab him!
421
00:16:37,124 --> 00:16:39,725
With what,
my belly button?
422
00:16:41,194 --> 00:16:43,762
No. No, no, no, no, no.
423
00:16:43,796 --> 00:16:46,430
If you take off again,
you're dead. You get it?
424
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:51,167
He got it. You get it?
425
00:16:52,869 --> 00:16:55,170
Oh, my God,
birds understand me.
426
00:16:55,204 --> 00:16:57,172
I don't why I've been
given this power,
427
00:16:57,206 --> 00:16:59,707
but I promise
to use it for good.
428
00:16:59,741 --> 00:17:01,709
He's doing a trick
from his act.
429
00:17:01,743 --> 00:17:03,710
You must have given him
a command or something.
430
00:17:03,745 --> 00:17:05,845
Wait, wait.
Maybe I can get him down.
431
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,180
How?
432
00:17:07,214 --> 00:17:08,881
Uh, okay. It goes...
433
00:17:08,916 --> 00:17:10,383
ladies and gentlemen,
434
00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:12,685
the hardest working bird
in show business --
435
00:17:12,719 --> 00:17:14,186
Timmy!
436
00:17:17,724 --> 00:17:19,624
I did it, I did it,
I did it!
437
00:17:19,659 --> 00:17:22,193
I got the bird!
438
00:17:22,228 --> 00:17:24,729
Gary?
439
00:17:24,764 --> 00:17:27,064
Gary!
440
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:33,702
Birds of New York,
this is your leader speaking!
441
00:17:33,737 --> 00:17:36,238
Come rescue me!
442
00:17:40,075 --> 00:17:42,743
Anybody else coming?
443
00:17:44,679 --> 00:17:46,646
How could this
have happened?
444
00:17:46,681 --> 00:17:48,581
I took such good notes.
445
00:17:51,351 --> 00:17:53,252
I'm gonna go
talk to her.
446
00:17:53,287 --> 00:17:54,885
No, no, no, no.
You've done enough talking.
447
00:17:54,919 --> 00:17:56,553
I'll go talk to her.
448
00:17:56,587 --> 00:17:58,388
Uh, excuse me, uh...
449
00:17:58,422 --> 00:18:00,089
Sheila.
450
00:18:00,123 --> 00:18:01,590
Jeff. Nice to meet you.
451
00:18:01,624 --> 00:18:04,226
Even though we just
sort of...made out.
452
00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:06,227
Can I talk to you
for a sec?
453
00:18:06,262 --> 00:18:07,595
Okay.
454
00:18:09,698 --> 00:18:12,399
Listen, I think there was
a little miscommunication here.
455
00:18:12,433 --> 00:18:14,701
See, I have a girlfriend,
and --
456
00:18:14,735 --> 00:18:16,769
Look, you don't have
to explain anything.
457
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,504
I never
would have done that
458
00:18:18,539 --> 00:18:20,473
if some crazy woman
hadn't talked me into it.
459
00:18:24,043 --> 00:18:27,713
Yeah, we do get some
grade-a nut jobs in here.
460
00:18:28,781 --> 00:18:31,182
Uh, listen, you've been
a really good customer,
461
00:18:31,216 --> 00:18:33,918
so I hope you don't feel
weird about coming back here.
462
00:18:33,952 --> 00:18:36,620
You're very nice.
And cute.
463
00:18:36,654 --> 00:18:38,254
And of course
you're taken.
464
00:18:38,289 --> 00:18:40,856
Your girlfriend
is lucky to have you.
465
00:18:40,891 --> 00:18:42,725
She has no idea
how lucky.
466
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:45,527
Been together long?
467
00:18:45,561 --> 00:18:46,794
Yeah, you know.
468
00:18:46,829 --> 00:18:48,796
So you guys
are really serious?
469
00:18:48,831 --> 00:18:51,231
Well, uh, kind of.
470
00:18:53,735 --> 00:18:54,734
Do you love her?
471
00:18:54,769 --> 00:18:56,402
Do I love her?
472
00:18:56,437 --> 00:18:58,604
I'm sorry.
Is that too personal?
473
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,942
- No, it's okay.
- So, do you?
474
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:06,710
Well...
475
00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:08,579
Well?
476
00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:14,051
I --
477
00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:17,654
That's her --
478
00:19:17,688 --> 00:19:18,955
the crazy woman.
479
00:19:18,989 --> 00:19:21,023
Yeah. They call her
the barracuda.
480
00:19:25,662 --> 00:19:27,630
You know Timmy's got to go
back to the zoo, right?
481
00:19:27,664 --> 00:19:28,964
Oh, yeah.
482
00:19:28,998 --> 00:19:30,599
How are you going
to break it to Kyle?
483
00:19:30,633 --> 00:19:32,300
Oh, Kyle won't be
a problem.
484
00:19:32,334 --> 00:19:35,403
I got him wrapped around
my little finger.
485
00:19:37,472 --> 00:19:39,406
Your little finger
looks a lot like Karen.
486
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,407
Gary!
487
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:42,975
I don't believe this.
488
00:19:43,009 --> 00:19:44,476
I do not believe this.
489
00:19:44,511 --> 00:19:47,579
I mean, in my house?
On my couch?
490
00:19:47,613 --> 00:19:49,247
I'm sorry.
491
00:19:49,281 --> 00:19:51,348
It's okay, baby.
We can work it out.
492
00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:55,351
Kyle,
I think you better leave.
493
00:19:55,386 --> 00:19:58,053
Okay. I understand.
494
00:19:59,689 --> 00:20:01,857
You, too, Karen.
495
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,694
Call me.
496
00:20:05,729 --> 00:20:08,130
Aren't you going
to give me the bird?
497
00:20:08,164 --> 00:20:10,732
I'd love to give you the bird,
but I'm holding Timmy.
498
00:20:18,039 --> 00:20:20,173
I know I shouldn't
have been eavesdropping,
499
00:20:20,207 --> 00:20:22,175
but you sure were
taking your sweet time
500
00:20:22,209 --> 00:20:23,909
answering
that last question.
501
00:20:23,944 --> 00:20:25,677
Well, maybe I didn't want
to answer it.
502
00:20:25,712 --> 00:20:27,178
'Cause you don't know?
503
00:20:27,213 --> 00:20:29,781
No, because
if I was going to say it,
504
00:20:29,815 --> 00:20:32,116
I would want to say it
to you, not to some stranger.
505
00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:33,784
What if I were
to ask that question?
506
00:20:33,818 --> 00:20:35,118
I'd answer it.
507
00:20:35,153 --> 00:20:36,619
You sure you want to know?
508
00:20:36,654 --> 00:20:38,521
Yeah. Tell me.
509
00:20:38,555 --> 00:20:40,156
No, don't tell me.
510
00:20:40,190 --> 00:20:42,324
Okay, tell me.
511
00:20:42,358 --> 00:20:43,691
No, I...I --
512
00:20:43,726 --> 00:20:45,626
I want to hear it
when the time is right.
513
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,528
There should be
candlelight and champagne.
514
00:20:47,562 --> 00:20:49,029
And I don't want to hear it
515
00:20:49,063 --> 00:20:50,764
because you think
I want to hear it.
516
00:20:50,798 --> 00:20:52,232
I want to hear it
because you want to say it.
517
00:20:52,266 --> 00:20:53,966
Wait. Do you want
to know or not?
518
00:20:54,001 --> 00:20:56,302
I want you to know
that I wa --
519
00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:01,940
I have a hunch.
520
00:21:06,011 --> 00:21:07,545
Thank you.
521
00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:08,546
Hey.
522
00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:09,713
Hey.
523
00:21:09,748 --> 00:21:10,881
How was your day?
524
00:21:10,915 --> 00:21:11,981
Fine.
525
00:21:12,016 --> 00:21:13,550
Anything interesting?
526
00:21:13,584 --> 00:21:15,384
Not really.
527
00:21:15,419 --> 00:21:18,054
Watched a girl make out
with a guy I like.
528
00:21:18,088 --> 00:21:19,555
Huh.
529
00:21:19,589 --> 00:21:21,656
Me too.
530
00:21:21,657 --> 00:21:25,657
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