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Previously, on United
States of Tara...
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I haven't had
a real friend in so long.
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Tiffany must be very pleased
with your work.
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I love it. God, I just want
to live in there, right?
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Hi, I'm the new server.
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- Gene's gonna love you.
- Really?
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Gene Stewart, General manager.
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I think he's nice.
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If you like him,
he must be a great guy.
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And if he likes you, then he won't
give a damn about the bee stings.
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Does that hurt?
You're so cute.
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- Thank you.
- Come on.
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Kate!
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I did not raise you to let boys
who wear pigtails push you around.
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I am Buck,
and I will fuck you sideways.
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I know aboutthe multiple personalities.
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- I want to meet one.
- Tiffany, you don't.
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I'm not a dancing monkey.
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Tiffany thinksone of your alters
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broke into her placein the middle of the night.
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- I'm the only one who has her key.
- Are you Tara Gregson?
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It's not justthe restraining order.
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I'm banned from selling
Vita-Self products.
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You just ruin everything.
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Relecture/Resynchro:
grischka, salomon, valpi
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SeriesSub.com
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I'm telling you, man,
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Tupac is alive.
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I just saw him eating huevos
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down at the pancake place
in Prairie Village.
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- What are you doing?
- Oh, yes, I did.
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I thought {maybe}
I could find some kind of clue
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about, you know, who ruined
mom's mural on one of these videos.
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Now lookity-look who's dead.
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Now would be your window
to say something disparaging
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about me being very Nancy Drew
or Mrs. Marple-esque.
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It's too early.
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Tara made a new friend.
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Tiffany was a threat to the system.
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So one of the alters was jealous?
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And wanted to be
out in the world too.
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I know this is scary,
but it's what we wanted.
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Not to just tolerate your parts,
but to really get to know them.
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So that we'll get to the truth
of what happened to you.
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It's just one of your alters showing
a side we've never seen.
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Great, now my alters have alters.
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It was me.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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So, you snuck over to Tiffany's
in the middle of the night?
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Okay.
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And what did you use to scratch
"die yuppie cunt" in the wall?
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- My ferocious nails.
- Remember to pour with confidence.
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Well, the restraining order says
whichever one did it
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used mom's exact dull knife.
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So we're looking for the alter
that's the biggest dumbass.
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Pretty much.
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Crud!
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Everybody has aggression.
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Most women don't have a clue
how much they're carrying,
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Which is
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totally understandable.
We're not encouraged to express it,
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and we don't have
societally sanctioned outlets
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for aggression built in
to our daily lives, like men do.
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Max doesn't.
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Sure, I do.
I play basketball.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here,
and just say that,
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with our situation,
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- it might not be enough.
- Maybe it was aunt Charmaine.
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Another pitiful,
yet over-the-top grab for...
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Listen.
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When people see who I really am,
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it's gonna change everything.
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I can't imagine Alice
scratching up somebody's wall.
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No way.
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I guess it could be Buck.
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But he'd be more inclined to write
"sit on my face with your yuppie cunt."
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Not just my life,
but the lives around me.
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People are gonna talkabout this for a long time.
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Please, my money's on T.
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- Interesting.
- come on.
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She's devious.
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We know she's insecure.
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So when you see what I'm capable of,
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you're gonna know
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that I got super powers, bitches!
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Like how you always recognize stuff,
even if Tara wasn't around.
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Yeah, maybe I don't remember
Alice making chicken with corn flakes,
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but when you or one of the kids
tell me, I can feel it's true. Like,
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somewhere in another room
in my head that I'm not privy to.
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Yeah, I get that.
I can see it kind of click with you.
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Yeah, but with this, there's no click.
I have no feeling for it.
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And I would
take responsibility, honestly.
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But I just don't think it was me.
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Really?
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Maybe it was Tiffany's ex-husband.
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Maybe it was somebody
who was really, really pissed
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- 'cause they couldn't lose weight.
- Come on,
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is there some way it's not me?
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I guess there's some way.
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You don't really believe that.
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You think I did it.
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You're my husband.
Aren't you supposed to believe me?
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Come on, honey.
We're late.
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All right, let's just talk about
this later, when I see you.
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They only are able to dispense
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these particular medicationsonce a month.
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This has devastatedan already overpopulated...
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fucking NPR.
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They're on their way.
Just another five minutes.
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How'd you kill it?
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It's not dead yet.
Max said he'd take a look.
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Hey, Tara, where are you going?
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Don't you have something
at Marshall's school?
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T.?
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Hi, Max.
Yeah, it's me.
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T.'s back.
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No, I'm glad you were there.
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Charmaine, any chance I could convince
you to help me wrangle her?
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What's in it for you? I don't know.
Free junk food, and...
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good karma, I guess.
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Thank you.
Listen, I gotta go. Bye.
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Listen, your mom's fine.
She...
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She's just not quite herself.
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She went awol?
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I'm pretty sure she's at that
arcade place she likes.
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You should go get her.
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No, no, no.
I'm not gonna do that.
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You're gonna be wiggling your foot
the whole trial anyway.
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No.
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Just go.
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Okay, all right.
Thanks.
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I hate Fremont.
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I don't know why she can't find
a sugar shack closer than 200 miles.
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It'd take all the fun out of it.
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I was thinking about
Tara and her friends.
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You know if she had a roommate
at boarding school? Somebody that
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might have been around,
you know, when
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whatever happened happened?
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I think so.
She didn't mention it?
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Well, I asked, but I think my wanting
to know just puts her on edge.
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- Yeah, I know.
- Oh, you know?
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You know she told me to also
get a hobby other than fixing her?
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We were going
round and around about that.
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She said "train set."
I thought maybe line dancing.
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She did have a roommate.
I can't remember her name.
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I remember she was freakishly tall.
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Of course I was only worthy
of shitty public school, so...
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Why's that?
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I don't know.
I don't know what I did.
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Maybe you didn't do anything.
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Maybe.
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Pretty good.
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My bitch is fresh.
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Come on.
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Hi, dad.
Did you find her?
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Yes, I have, and she's not
even in any trouble.
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Yet. You haven't let herout of your sight, have you?
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No, sir.
I have not, sir.
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Hey, I think we're gonnastay over, okay?
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- All right, bye.
- Roger.
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Oh, yeah, I'll take
you bitches anytime.
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I wanna have a party.
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What?
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They're staying over.
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You just wanna have a party
so that that Jason guy comes over.
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No.
I've always wanted to have a party.
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- You hate parties.
- Parties with teenagers.
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I mean, I'd go to Woody Allen's
new year's eve party,
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or, you know, if Noel Coward
invited me to something on his boat.
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Sorry, Moosh,
but Jason's not gonna come.
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How do you know?
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Because, it'd be too big
of a statement.
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It would show
he's actually into you.
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Maybe it'd just show, you know,
that he likes parties.
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Civilized parties,
like mine will be.
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But I guess I can make
some phone calls.
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Thank you.
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So her footwork's all sloppy,
and she dares me to sight read.
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And I'm like, "Step-off, bar-humper,
here comes my bong Thomas."
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And then I did a double
on this nine-footer,
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and was, like,
totally in challenge mode.
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Why's she here?
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Well, 'cause she's a nice person,
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and she's offered
to drive Tara's car back.
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So I can get up early,
and go to my job at the clinic.
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Because your actions
don't only affect you,
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you self-absorbed pretend teenager.
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What about me?
We're gonna stay over.
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No shit?
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Yeah, let's hang out, have some fun.
Why not?
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What kind of fun?
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Okay, bye.
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No.
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Why are we gonna stay over
if we're not gonna fuck?
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Drive safe, Charmie.
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Can I at least fuck him?
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No.
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You never let me do anything.
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You know, I think
Tara's roommate's name
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was HeidI Troy,
or Heidi Sawyer maybe.
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- Does that help?
- Yeah, yeah. You bet.
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All right.
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Okay, thank you.
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I've been collecting
for quite some time now.
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I started on or around Christmas
when I was eight.
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It's like,
a peppermint schnapps party?
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I told you it was going
to be civilized.
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- Hey.
- Hey, how'd you get off work?
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I told Gene Stuart my grandma died,
and I have to sit Shivah.
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Nice, I told him I had lady cramps.
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Oh, hey, Moosh,
the Christians are here!
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Come on in!
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Hey, what the fuck, man?
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Hey, T.
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Leave us alone, weird stranger!
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- Yeah, we were having a moment here!
- Yeah, you were.
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Moment's over. I'm her husband.
Let's go.
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- Excuse me?
- In your dreams, old man.
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Go away now!
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Yeah, you heard her.
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- Why don't you take a walk with me?
- Oh, what the fuck.
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T., tell these guys who I am.
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Hello, I'm 16.
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- In your dreams, old lady.
- Come on.
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Get your fucking hands
off me, freakzoid.
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- Guess I'm leaving.
- Thank you.
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Listen, chief, you don't know
what the fuck is going on.
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Come on, it's still a good party.
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No, it's not.
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Well, if it makes you feel any better,
Ben's here with his new evil girlfriend.
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What the fuck?
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I know.
I invited him.
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Yeah, but not her.
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Skank-strumpet.
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Fuck-pretzel.
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Jezebel.
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Sugar hole.
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Motherfucking, cock sucking
cunt blossom.
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Marshall?
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Oh, my... my God.
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You made it...
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Dude.
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What's up?
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This is my...
This is my kitchen area.
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I like it. It's nice.
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Party's over.
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Are we gonna have a problem?
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Yeah, don't be such an asshole, dad.
249
00:14:34,065 --> 00:14:35,765
- Just go home.
- Wait.
250
00:14:36,435 --> 00:14:37,582
He's your dad?
251
00:14:38,765 --> 00:14:41,536
Yes, that's right. I'm her dad.
252
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:45,715
- And you are in big trouble, missy.
- Don't pay any attention to him, Skunk.
253
00:14:46,935 --> 00:14:48,285
Nice meeting you.
254
00:14:48,935 --> 00:14:50,085
Hey, call me.
255
00:15:03,905 --> 00:15:06,755
- Hello, pretty lady.
- What the fuck is this?
256
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,565
Three guesses.
Go.
257
00:15:09,535 --> 00:15:11,985
I'm going to kill my niece.
258
00:15:12,385 --> 00:15:15,481
Well, as Kate's manager at Barnabeez,
I can absolutely vouch for her.
259
00:15:15,995 --> 00:15:18,052
She's dedicated, she's hard working.
260
00:15:18,135 --> 00:15:20,595
And I don't know if you're familiar
with the phrase,
261
00:15:20,678 --> 00:15:22,155
"Those who work hard, play hard",
262
00:15:22,238 --> 00:15:24,175
but that's pretty much
what we got going on here.
263
00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:26,408
- It's gonna be fine.
- Shut up.
264
00:15:26,865 --> 00:15:28,466
Talk to you...
Talk to you later.
265
00:15:29,245 --> 00:15:30,245
See that?
266
00:15:31,355 --> 00:15:32,605
That went good.
267
00:15:37,385 --> 00:15:38,385
Hey, Ben.
268
00:15:40,335 --> 00:15:42,021
Is it okay that I'm here?
269
00:15:42,189 --> 00:15:44,524
I mean, look, I don't want you
to feel weird or anything, so.
270
00:15:44,905 --> 00:15:46,276
I don't feel weird.
271
00:15:51,195 --> 00:15:52,615
I miss you, Katie-chan.
272
00:15:53,765 --> 00:15:54,765
Benjamin.
273
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,077
Be right there.
274
00:16:03,445 --> 00:16:04,822
You gotta be quiet.
275
00:16:04,905 --> 00:16:07,253
T., there's other...
Hey, stop, leave that alone.
276
00:16:07,336 --> 00:16:09,586
There's other people sleeping here.
277
00:16:14,035 --> 00:16:16,535
Let's go for a swim
in the heated pool.
278
00:16:17,075 --> 00:16:20,825
Or we can empty the mini bar,
watch porn, and then go for a swim.
279
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,015
Pool's closed.
280
00:16:23,605 --> 00:16:25,555
Well, what do you want to do?
281
00:16:26,345 --> 00:16:27,345
Talk.
282
00:16:34,045 --> 00:16:35,283
Ask me anything.
283
00:16:36,045 --> 00:16:37,702
What happened to Tiffany's mural?
284
00:16:38,105 --> 00:16:39,105
What?
285
00:16:39,745 --> 00:16:41,920
Just thought you'd know
how it got cut up.
286
00:16:42,985 --> 00:16:43,985
Oh, that.
287
00:16:45,135 --> 00:16:46,535
Oh, Maxi-pad.
288
00:16:47,595 --> 00:16:49,745
I wanna help you.
You know I do.
289
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,685
But I can't tell you about that
unless you fuck me.
290
00:17:04,645 --> 00:17:05,645
Wait.
291
00:17:06,335 --> 00:17:08,649
Did you guys, like,
change your agreement or something?
292
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:09,925
Not really.
293
00:17:10,486 --> 00:17:12,486
You wanna do it
on the bed or the floor?
294
00:17:15,085 --> 00:17:16,635
Sorry, you weren't...
295
00:17:16,775 --> 00:17:19,869
expecting someone romantic, were you?
'Cause I can totally be that guy.
296
00:17:20,037 --> 00:17:21,049
What is this?
297
00:17:21,132 --> 00:17:23,915
Is Ashton Kutcher gonna step out
from behind a plant or something?
298
00:17:25,035 --> 00:17:27,235
No, T., you're not getting punked.
299
00:17:29,035 --> 00:17:30,797
Tell me why you hurt Tara.
300
00:17:31,505 --> 00:17:32,505
I didn't.
301
00:17:33,165 --> 00:17:34,815
Please don't lie to me.
302
00:17:35,511 --> 00:17:36,511
I'm not.
303
00:17:37,495 --> 00:17:39,995
Everything's so easy
for you, isn't it?
304
00:17:41,555 --> 00:17:43,105
She loved that mural.
305
00:17:43,785 --> 00:17:45,235
She loved that job.
306
00:17:46,505 --> 00:17:49,055
You just had to take it away,
didn't you?
307
00:17:52,595 --> 00:17:53,595
Tara?
308
00:17:54,095 --> 00:17:55,645
No, jackass.
309
00:17:55,865 --> 00:17:58,065
And I didn't fuck up Tara's mural.
310
00:18:11,395 --> 00:18:14,348
I thought that you said
that if he came,
311
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,754
it would be a statement.
But this isn't a statement.
312
00:18:17,837 --> 00:18:21,037
It's just folk rock for girls
about Jesus.
313
00:18:26,655 --> 00:18:28,705
Max, you need to get back here.
314
00:18:34,305 --> 00:18:37,029
We so seriously need beer,
it's not even funny.
315
00:18:37,197 --> 00:18:38,906
- I know.
- May I be of service?
316
00:18:39,555 --> 00:18:40,855
Hi... Gene.
317
00:18:41,505 --> 00:18:42,910
I didn't know you were here.
318
00:18:43,145 --> 00:18:45,445
I'm just glad you're feeling better.
319
00:18:46,655 --> 00:18:48,355
Any way that I can help?
320
00:18:49,315 --> 00:18:50,815
Yeah, actually.
321
00:18:51,195 --> 00:18:52,378
If you wouldn't mind.
322
00:18:53,655 --> 00:18:56,007
As long as I can trust you
not to drink and drive.
323
00:18:58,275 --> 00:18:59,510
We don't do that, Gene.
324
00:18:59,678 --> 00:19:01,702
- Of course not.
- Let's make it so.
325
00:19:01,785 --> 00:19:03,085
What's going on?
326
00:19:03,585 --> 00:19:04,735
Nothing, Ben.
327
00:19:05,175 --> 00:19:06,475
Who's the joker?
328
00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:07,995
He's my boss.
329
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,064
Let's go.
330
00:19:10,147 --> 00:19:11,147
Good deal.
331
00:19:12,215 --> 00:19:13,665
Hey, cool hat, man.
332
00:19:14,235 --> 00:19:16,085
Katie, where are you going?
333
00:19:18,739 --> 00:19:20,789
You can't leave your own party!
334
00:19:35,805 --> 00:19:38,455
- Thanks for saving me.
- Anytime, milady.
335
00:19:39,335 --> 00:19:42,219
How did you get off work?
Aren't you supposed to be managing{ right now}?
336
00:19:42,387 --> 00:19:44,237
Everything's under control.
337
00:19:44,985 --> 00:19:45,985
Pager.
338
00:19:48,835 --> 00:19:50,035
It's all good.
339
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,845
Let's go. Party's over.
340
00:19:59,795 --> 00:20:00,945
No, it's not!
341
00:20:01,415 --> 00:20:02,465
I just hope
342
00:20:03,205 --> 00:20:05,805
that there's still room
for me, you know?
343
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,454
There's always room, bro.
344
00:20:10,645 --> 00:20:13,445
Not for, like, people in buildings.
345
00:20:13,915 --> 00:20:16,965
Holy shit, Marshy.
What have you done to yourself?
346
00:20:17,455 --> 00:20:18,505
Who's this?
347
00:20:18,705 --> 00:20:21,216
- I'm Jason.
- What's up, Jason?
348
00:20:21,695 --> 00:20:22,849
Not too much.
349
00:20:24,935 --> 00:20:26,835
- Are you even gay?
- What?
350
00:20:27,224 --> 00:20:28,849
Man or clam?
Who's hungry?
351
00:20:29,017 --> 00:20:31,268
Could you just...
leave him alone, okay?
352
00:20:31,436 --> 00:20:33,604
Okay.
Dude, you smell like toothpaste.
353
00:20:33,772 --> 00:20:35,856
- And no smoking in the house.
- Just trying to help.
354
00:20:36,895 --> 00:20:37,900
Good.
355
00:20:38,685 --> 00:20:42,285
Then could you write "Die yuppie cunt"
for me on this napkin?
356
00:20:47,405 --> 00:20:48,502
Nice cup.
357
00:20:48,585 --> 00:20:50,785
Yeah, that's one of my inventions.
358
00:20:55,675 --> 00:20:57,125
I think you're hot.
359
00:20:57,975 --> 00:20:58,975
Thanks.
360
00:20:59,165 --> 00:21:02,515
And you have what it takes
to go far in business. But...
361
00:21:02,955 --> 00:21:05,719
I've just been too damn hurt
too many times.
362
00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:08,065
Sorry.
363
00:21:09,155 --> 00:21:10,805
Most guys could just...
364
00:21:11,845 --> 00:21:14,369
They can have intercourse day after day
without even caring,
365
00:21:14,452 --> 00:21:16,352
but I won't go there, Kitty.
366
00:21:17,535 --> 00:21:19,817
Especially not with someone
I could fall in love with.
367
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,175
There's my house.
368
00:21:27,325 --> 00:21:28,575
Oh, that's your house?
369
00:21:30,275 --> 00:21:32,392
In case you ever want
to drop by, and...
370
00:21:32,475 --> 00:21:34,225
And not have intercourse?
371
00:21:37,075 --> 00:21:38,175
Fair enough.
372
00:21:47,155 --> 00:21:49,582
Charmaine, just leave that,
all right, I got it.
373
00:21:49,665 --> 00:21:50,815
Just go home.
374
00:21:51,085 --> 00:21:53,603
Okay, I'll just
wrap up some lasagna.
375
00:21:56,305 --> 00:21:57,805
Where's your sister?
376
00:21:58,065 --> 00:22:00,365
- With Gene Stuart.
- He's hot.
377
00:22:01,155 --> 00:22:04,152
- Hey, there's no smoking in here, okay?
- That's what I said.
378
00:22:08,074 --> 00:22:09,074
Fuck.
379
00:22:12,155 --> 00:22:13,155
Sorry.
380
00:22:14,414 --> 00:22:15,714
It was my fault.
381
00:22:15,815 --> 00:22:17,566
- The {whole }party was my idea.
- No, it wasn't.
382
00:22:17,649 --> 00:22:20,552
Thank God you're safe, Katie.
We were worried about you.
383
00:22:20,635 --> 00:22:22,572
Katie can take care of herself.
384
00:22:22,655 --> 00:22:25,782
- Did you get some?
- I'm pretty sure Marshy didn't.
385
00:22:25,865 --> 00:22:28,844
Hey, T., why don't you go out
to the shed and chill out?
386
00:22:29,012 --> 00:22:30,220
{Yeah, }That's a great idea.
387
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:32,556
- I thought she left.
- Just go home, Charmaine.
388
00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:35,175
I was just trying to help.
389
00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:40,485
I was just trying to help, Maxi.
I was just trying to help.
390
00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:44,901
I really don't think you should be
getting all judgey on me.
391
00:22:45,069 --> 00:22:47,612
- Oh, my God, be quiet.
- You should have seen him.
392
00:22:47,695 --> 00:22:50,982
He's totally into me.
Your father is like a sex-crazed...
393
00:22:51,065 --> 00:22:52,200
Just shut up, T.!
394
00:22:52,885 --> 00:22:54,812
Haven't you caused enough trouble?
395
00:22:54,895 --> 00:22:55,895
Excuse me?
396
00:22:56,715 --> 00:22:59,249
Look, you know you wrote
"Die yuppie cunt" on mom's mural.
397
00:22:59,417 --> 00:23:01,543
Did not.
Why does everyone always blame me?
398
00:23:01,711 --> 00:23:03,402
Because it's always you.
399
00:23:03,485 --> 00:23:05,322
You gave Kate
the morning after pill.
400
00:23:05,405 --> 00:23:06,798
You shoplifted bras.
401
00:23:07,055 --> 00:23:08,472
You ruined mom's mural.
402
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:11,274
And then she went away,
and dad had to go get you.
403
00:23:11,545 --> 00:23:14,097
And so mom and dad
missed my open house.
404
00:23:14,265 --> 00:23:16,402
Just like they missed
the scopes trial,
405
00:23:16,485 --> 00:23:18,018
and Aztec day,
406
00:23:18,186 --> 00:23:20,922
and my parent-teacher conference,
and the battle of Little Big Horn.
407
00:23:21,005 --> 00:23:22,314
Honey, I'm sorry.
408
00:23:22,482 --> 00:23:24,191
It's not your fault. It's hers!
409
00:23:28,015 --> 00:23:29,415
Are you my mother?
410
00:23:32,665 --> 00:23:33,665
No way.
411
00:23:35,965 --> 00:23:37,787
Then why are you inside my mother?
412
00:23:38,435 --> 00:23:39,585
I don't know.
413
00:23:41,985 --> 00:23:44,039
I want my real mother,
and only my real mother,
414
00:23:44,122 --> 00:23:45,962
and none of you other freaks.
415
00:23:46,045 --> 00:23:49,245
Just her.
Everybody else, go away!
416
00:23:51,915 --> 00:23:54,015
T. didn't ruin the mural, Marsh.
417
00:23:54,435 --> 00:23:55,435
Come on.
418
00:23:57,505 --> 00:23:58,505
Who did?
419
00:23:59,085 --> 00:24:00,485
I don't know, son.
420
00:24:51,175 --> 00:24:52,575
You're still here?
421
00:25:06,752 --> 00:25:07,752
I'm sorry.
422
00:25:07,802 --> 00:25:12,352
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