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browncoat, lafeelicita, pouhiou, valpi
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Synchro:
grischka, salomon
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I just really resent picking up
after them.
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I mean, not the kids...
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the alters...
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The messes they make can be
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astounding.
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And having multiple personalities
is like...
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hosting a keger in your brain.
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Only you're passed out cold while
everyone else is just trashing with joy.
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This family meeting
is called to order.
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I like to call them summits,
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it sounds more global,
or more Swiss.
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OK, so... Friday afternoon
I believe T. was in here, right?
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That was definitely T. time.
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In which case we need
to talk about some
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mysterious charges
on my credit card.
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What?
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Or I could look up the statement
and see what T. and her "friend"
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spent my money on.
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OK so I got some skank shirts
at that dead mall in Greenview
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but I didn't take off the tags,
so I'll return them, OK?
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And I got a knockoff
chinese Gucci "icepack"...
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And some cigarettes...
which I did not smoke because
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T. gets menthols and I think
it does make your lungs bleed.
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And I also think they're racist.
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I need my own money.
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OK, so then I came back
and then I was Buck...
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- and I kicked some ass.
- Oh, yeah,
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well technically,
Buck kicked some ass.
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- Great.
- I helped.
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High Five.
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OK, that's really good
we can discuss this as a family.
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Doesn't have to be weird.
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It's weird.
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So I can't believe
you guys went bowling without me.
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We really went there cause
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Buck has a thing for that hillbilly
waitress at the snack bar.
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He won her a stuffed Taz
at the Arcade game.
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Then she licked his face.
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Look, we knew when you were off the meds
the whole gang would resurface.
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Multiple personality reunion tour.
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They're like Genesis, man.
We always knew that
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stage would come back.
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Anyway I can't, we can't,
begin to understand why you need them,
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- unless we let them show themselves.
- You're right.
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Look at your poor eye,
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it's just not all purple anymore,
it's kind of...
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a funky 70s yellow now.
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- That hurt!
- Sorry.
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You're laughing.
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- What's this?
- Pandora's Box.
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G. W. Pabst, 1929.
It's a masterpiece.
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I could screen it
in the living room this weekend.
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Sounds great.
We could subject the whole family.
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Louise Brooks
is about to be murdered.
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Her sexual indiscretions
will not go unpunished.
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Honey?
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Is there anything you wanna tell me?
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Did he call?
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Who called me?
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- He didn't?
- Who?
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Can I be upfront with you?
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I've been having some differences
of opinion with my English teacher.
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Alright, so can anyone
tell me the significance
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of Ethan's walking stick
in this chapter?
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Madison.
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I think that Ethan
needs something to lean on.
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That's one way to look at it, yeah.
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Actually, it's patently erotic.
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The walking stick represents
Ethan's erection.
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It's inappropriate, Marshall.
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Excuse me, Mr Gershenoff,
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I'm not an expert or anything but,
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I think I know my literary boners.
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Do you want me to talk to him?
I'll be more than happy to.
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No, I can handle it.
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The last you need is
to worry about my stupid school stuff.
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Fuck me!
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God dammit!
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Piece of shit!
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- Nice
- Fuck!
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Mum, this boot has come from Hell.
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It just came from the town of Hell
to make my life miserable.
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Thank you.
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Hey, so I was thinking about
how you took care of stuff,
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and that prescription
when I wasn't around,
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and that I'm really proud of you.
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About what? Like why
I didn't use a condom or something?
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Actually I think I know why people
don't always use condoms.
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Sex can be bizarre
when you first start doing it, I mean...
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naked people, weird body parts.
It's awkward as hell.
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And no one knows how to act.
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I just want you to know
I've been there and we can talk.
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OK. Thanks.
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It's just there's a lot of
misinformation floating around...
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you know like
for instance anal sex is sex.
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See? I just said anal sex,
I'm pretty cool.
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What?
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It's nothing, Mum.
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It's just some times you make me feel
like I'm living in some sort of
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lifetime lady tampon movie.
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What's a lifetime lady tampon movie?
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Forget it Max, conversation's over.
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Dad, I hate it
when she just swoops in here
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and acts like we can
just talk about anything.
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She's your mother and she cares.
So you gotta love her.
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You have to, maybe.
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You married her.
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And you chose that.
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But for me,
it's just drama and weirdness.
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Bye.
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One day, she'll grow up
and be a person, I promise.
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She'll grow up, she'll have kids
of her own and be your adult daughter,
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and not this evil,
fucking Bratz doll.
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I was hoping that...
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There's not a kid
in the world that wants
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to talk with their mother about sex.
She's fine.
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From your lips.
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And tomorrow, I'm gonna talk
with Marshy's teacher,
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We're getting that straightened out{\as well}.
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What? I thought
he didn't want us to...
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Mum...
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you see... the thing is,
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Mr Gershenoff is kind of a bear,
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and... people are still talking...
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We just thought a man to man thing
might be the way to play this guy.
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- But... if you...
- If you wanna go...
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No, you guys are absolutely right.
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It's exactly the right way
to play it.
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Why you care if Marshall doesn't want
you to talk to his teachers?
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It's like they don't even
want me around when I'm me.
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Please, it's all you.
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Plus... He wet the bed.
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What do you mean?
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He peed the bed,
like Baby Goo Goo Ga Ga?
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Or wet the bed? Big boy!
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He urinated in the bed, Charmaine.
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He used to do it all the time
when he was a kid,
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he hasn't done it since
he was like 11.
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Kate... I don't know
who she is becoming?
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Maybe the kids
are responding to trauma.
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What trauma?
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You know, your schizophrenia...
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situation.
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OK, let me explain, again.
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Schizophrenia is when you hear voices,
like the radio people.
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I don't have that.
I don't hear voices.
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- Right, you do the whole character.
- I wanna get something for Kate.
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You should get her one of those.
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Which she could wear
while having unprotected sex.
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- To spice things up a bit.
- Yeah.
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- You know what you need?
- Better not be vitamins.
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These are not just vitamins.
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This is a product
I happen to believe in.
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Otherwise i wouldn't be
a level 2 sales wrap.
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This is Vita-Self mood
booster remix.
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It's a little drink you do
once in the morning,
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twice in the evening
with like a... salt water flush.
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Sounds great.
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I just rather not...
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flush. Sorry.
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Buy some and help me out a little.
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I beg your call in.
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Hey, let's go to Macaw island
this week end.
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You serious?
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Come on, man, the Beach Boys are
playing without any actual Beach Boys.
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If i want to witness a sad decline,
I'll just take a look on my own life.
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Thank you.
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It's been too long since we did any
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intense manly stuff, you know?
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All we do now is shovel dirt,
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nurse trees and shit.
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We're landscapers, asshole.
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Yeah, we scape the land,
but I mean we can't let that define us.
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We used to work the land at our 20s
but man, we did it drunk!
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Go to Macaw island,
and spent some money,
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get some of this old
"buy you a breezer" drinks.
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Maybe.
That sounds good, actually.
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You gonna do any work here or what?
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I'm mesmerized by your ass.
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{\These are}Boring.
These would look alright on you.
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- Hey, Tara.
- Hey.
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So you... you're out and about, uh?
How are you?
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Good... yeah, good.
How are you guys?
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I've been thinking about you.
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Oh my God, I completly forgot,
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I was gonna make
a cake for the bake sale.
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For the cleft palate kids in Brazil.
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Not that.
I didn't even really count on it.
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I mean, you just have
so much on your plate
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with that brouhaha
with Katie's boyfriend.
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It's not her boyfriend.
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They hook up, whatever.
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That Benjamin
is an abusive little shit
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who disrespect young ladies
while wearing eyeliner. We gotta go.
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Good to see you, Tara.
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Get some rest, Tara.
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Tara, you just stand there
and take it!
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I know, I can't...
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- I'm not feeling...
- OK, OK!
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Tara?
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What a marvellous shade!
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Oh, fuck!
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Don't let Gershenoff intimidate you.
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I mean, the man is a B.A.
from a state school.
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- I guess.
- Besides, like, what can he do?
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Like, run crying
to principal Frankel
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just cuz you pointed out
some sex in a novel?
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I can't stand
these conservative bedwetters.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing. I appreciate
your concern, Petula.
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Well, you know how much I care.
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{\Hey, }I gotta hit
that parent-teacher conference,
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so keep an eye on the things
while I'm gone, okay?
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Hey, what if one of these guys
ask me a question, man.
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I don't speak Spanish.
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What if the...
What if the owners come home?
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Or what if I start doing a bunch of
extra work that isn't in your bid?
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You're gonna do
a bunch of extra work?
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Hey, you know what?
I'm looking out for you, okay?
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I think it's unfair
you gotta do all the work.
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Can't Tara do some of it?
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Later!
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God, you're so co-dependent!
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It's called love, bro!
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"Called love" yeah, okay!
It's not bad.
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It's who we are, Maxwell.
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Thanks Jesus, too, man.
I'm always late, usually stoned...
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Hello Laurie, Beth. I'm Alice.
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Right... Alice.
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I brought my cake.
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- For the brazillian kids.
- Wow. That is...
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elaborate.
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I'm sure you'll figure out
where to put it.
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You could move whatever... that is.
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So long.
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Is that...?
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{\Well, }I'm sorry if Marshall feels that way.
It's certainly not personal on my hand.
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There's a curriculum I have to follow.
We're not in Vermont.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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I understand that you...
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have an odd
family situation, Mr Gregson.
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But in my classroom,
that makes Marshall
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neither more interesting,
nor more superior.
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Although he seems to think it does.
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We're just gonna have
to agree to disagree
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because to me, that sounds
pretty fucking personal.
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Room for one more?
250
00:14:31,215 --> 00:14:34,040
- I'm okay. I got this covered.
- Well, will be by the minute.
251
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:36,291
I came by to drop off
some treats for the bakesale.
252
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,960
I figured while I was here
I'd pop in and meet my boy's teacher.
253
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Mr. Gershenoff,
it is such a pleasure.
254
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,258
Thank you.
255
00:14:46,835 --> 00:14:49,100
We're so very worried
about our Marshall.
256
00:14:49,225 --> 00:14:50,875
Should we be concerned?
257
00:14:51,585 --> 00:14:53,642
Well, Marshall's a unique challenge.
258
00:14:54,085 --> 00:14:55,810
What about your challenges?
259
00:14:56,693 --> 00:14:57,521
I'm sorry?
260
00:14:58,085 --> 00:15:01,330
Mr. Gershenoff, I feel so formal.
May I call you by your first name?
261
00:15:01,455 --> 00:15:03,151
What is your first name?
262
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Oral.
263
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Mr. Gershenoff,
264
00:15:08,895 --> 00:15:10,909
we all know
what this is really about.
265
00:15:11,975 --> 00:15:13,225
Being different.
266
00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:16,095
And you, out of anyone,
must understand.
267
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,698
Poor little Oral Gershenoff,
sitting in the back of the class,
268
00:15:19,823 --> 00:15:22,273
with his funny hair
and his funny name.
269
00:15:22,865 --> 00:15:24,315
Daydreaming about...
270
00:15:24,495 --> 00:15:26,289
sports he'd never play
271
00:15:26,965 --> 00:15:28,815
and girls he'd never touch.
272
00:15:29,925 --> 00:15:31,862
You know, pandering
to the football captains
273
00:15:31,987 --> 00:15:35,637
and prom queens of today
won't take away the pain of yesterday.
274
00:15:37,215 --> 00:15:40,865
They can't appreciate you now
anymore than they did back then.
275
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,299
And taking it out on the weird kid
276
00:15:43,565 --> 00:15:45,815
won't help that weird kid in there.
277
00:15:47,315 --> 00:15:49,365
It's time to start loving, Oral.
278
00:15:56,435 --> 00:15:58,785
I never meant
to single Marshall out.
279
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,618
I've assigned some extra credit,
280
00:16:03,743 --> 00:16:06,047
so, if he completes it,
he can keep his average up.
281
00:16:07,325 --> 00:16:09,426
Such a pleasure to meet you, Oral.
282
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,144
Have a wonderful day.
283
00:16:17,705 --> 00:16:19,355
Oh my God, you saved my life.
284
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,280
- Oh, people.
- It was amazing.
285
00:16:21,405 --> 00:16:22,772
Oh, no you did, Alice.
286
00:16:23,605 --> 00:16:25,108
It was a "Tour de Force".
287
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:28,445
The French language is so expressive.
Don't you think, Kate?
288
00:16:31,184 --> 00:16:33,061
- Can I have wine with my menu?
- No.
289
00:16:33,186 --> 00:16:34,722
When someone asks you a question,
290
00:16:34,847 --> 00:16:38,413
it's custumary to lift your gaze
to meet theirs and responding kind.
291
00:16:38,955 --> 00:16:40,290
When is mom coming back?
292
00:16:41,185 --> 00:16:43,775
Tara is not equiped to manage
this family, at the moment.
293
00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:47,850
Now we've all come to a consensus
and I think you need me right now.
294
00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:50,567
{\That's }Enough with your gadget. You can
communicate with your boyfriend later.
295
00:16:50,650 --> 00:16:52,218
- Just one glass?
- No.
296
00:16:52,425 --> 00:16:53,720
Oh, for goodness.
297
00:16:54,135 --> 00:16:57,900
Alice, I don't have a boyfriend anymore.
Because my mom turned into a man,
298
00:16:58,025 --> 00:17:02,028
came to school and give a slap to him
while everyone I ever met watched.
299
00:17:03,395 --> 00:17:04,650
Well he had bad genes.
300
00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:07,025
Your children would have been
ugly and stupid.
301
00:17:09,555 --> 00:17:11,529
- Where are you going?
- Just need some air.
302
00:17:16,455 --> 00:17:17,605
Feast is here.
303
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,097
Chicken, please.
Thank you.
304
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,449
Back in a moment, sweetheart.
305
00:17:32,735 --> 00:17:33,785
What is it?
306
00:17:34,675 --> 00:17:36,325
Just having a weird day.
307
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:39,849
Well, snap youself out of it,
we're here to have a nice dinner.
308
00:17:40,165 --> 00:17:41,770
I don't want to have a nice dinner.
309
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:44,138
Kate, I know you aren't fond of me,
310
00:17:44,365 --> 00:17:46,961
But I'm concerned about
your development as a young woman.
311
00:17:47,086 --> 00:17:49,290
You're promiscuous.
You aren't guarding your flower.
312
00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:51,065
What do you want, Alice?
313
00:17:53,585 --> 00:17:56,420
I want to let you know that
even though I deeply disapprove
314
00:17:56,545 --> 00:18:00,195
of the way you carry yourself,
your mother loves you very much.
315
00:18:05,915 --> 00:18:07,607
She wants you to know
she didn't mean
316
00:18:07,732 --> 00:18:10,682
to overreact about those pills
you brought home.
317
00:18:11,065 --> 00:18:13,215
She just doesn't want you being...
318
00:18:14,205 --> 00:18:15,205
intimate,
319
00:18:15,525 --> 00:18:16,575
at your age.
320
00:18:16,905 --> 00:18:19,472
Because she had you at nineteen,
and it was quite a hardship.
321
00:18:21,315 --> 00:18:22,760
I'm not a hardship.
322
00:18:22,885 --> 00:18:23,935
I'm awesome.
323
00:18:25,315 --> 00:18:27,165
You're a graceless ingrate.
324
00:18:31,095 --> 00:18:32,345
You mean a slut?
325
00:18:35,555 --> 00:18:37,105
A girl who likes boys?
326
00:18:37,735 --> 00:18:39,826
Who lets boys know she likes them?
327
00:18:40,255 --> 00:18:41,864
A girl who orgasms?
328
00:18:43,145 --> 00:18:46,802
Who moans, and moans,
and screams in ecstasy?
329
00:18:47,395 --> 00:18:48,984
A girl who sucks,
330
00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:50,392
and fucks?
331
00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:57,726
A girl with absolutely no
backdoor shyness?
332
00:19:00,535 --> 00:19:01,535
That's it.
333
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,625
I'm going to wash your mouth out
with soap.
334
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,562
- You've got to be kidding me.
- Try me.
335
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,023
What I was saying about...
336
00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:17,828
Are you insane?
337
00:19:19,505 --> 00:19:21,155
- What the fuck?
- Dad!
338
00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:31,435
You okay?
339
00:19:40,725 --> 00:19:42,475
This is fucking bullshit!
340
00:19:45,025 --> 00:19:46,275
God, I want out.
341
00:19:48,085 --> 00:19:49,085
How?
342
00:20:01,655 --> 00:20:02,905
Are you hiring?
343
00:20:03,795 --> 00:20:04,780
Always.
344
00:20:04,905 --> 00:20:07,080
I'd like to fill up an application.
345
00:20:08,515 --> 00:20:10,365
Why do you wanna work here?
346
00:20:11,105 --> 00:20:12,755
I love to serve people.
347
00:20:28,835 --> 00:20:31,896
I found a coffee stir
if you need a little walking stick.
348
00:20:32,653 --> 00:20:33,648
Cool, thanks.
349
00:20:34,155 --> 00:20:35,775
Would you like me to tuck you in?
350
00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:39,722
I'm fourteen, Alice.
351
00:20:40,465 --> 00:20:42,115
I think I can handle it.
352
00:20:46,035 --> 00:20:48,085
I know you tee teed in your bed.
353
00:20:49,805 --> 00:20:52,584
You know, lack of control
is nothing to be ashamed of.
354
00:20:53,124 --> 00:20:56,829
Lots of debonair men throughout history
have had their peccadilloes.
355
00:20:56,954 --> 00:21:00,304
For instance, Cary Grant
liked to wear women's underwear.
356
00:21:05,475 --> 00:21:08,690
I don't know what happened,
I haven't had an accident in years.
357
00:21:08,815 --> 00:21:09,934
It's weird.
358
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,061
It's not your fault, sweetie.
359
00:21:15,694 --> 00:21:16,820
You know, someday,
360
00:21:16,945 --> 00:21:19,395
if everything goes
the way I'm hoping,
361
00:21:19,715 --> 00:21:21,465
I'll be here all the time.
362
00:21:22,835 --> 00:21:24,385
Wouldn't that be fun?
363
00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:33,500
Knocking.
364
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:34,775
Don't come in.
365
00:21:35,665 --> 00:21:38,615
Come on, give me two minutes,
three minutes tops.
366
00:21:43,055 --> 00:21:45,205
- Is that wax?
- Ninety seconds.
367
00:21:47,185 --> 00:21:48,735
I'm sorry about Alice.
368
00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:52,645
Washing your mouth out with soap,
I mean, that's crazy.
369
00:21:53,835 --> 00:21:56,085
It's kind of funny, though.
Right?
370
00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:59,615
It's about as funny as
an irregular mole.
371
00:22:03,895 --> 00:22:06,045
Marsh told me about what happened.
372
00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:09,450
It's unfair.
I'm sorry, honey.
373
00:22:20,525 --> 00:22:21,575
What's that?
374
00:22:22,635 --> 00:22:25,010
Remember those photos
we used to keep in a shoe box?
375
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:27,585
Alice organized them all
earlier today
376
00:22:27,965 --> 00:22:30,115
and made a remainder photo album.
377
00:22:30,935 --> 00:22:32,185
Alice made this?
378
00:22:41,025 --> 00:22:42,025
Oh my god!
379
00:22:42,355 --> 00:22:44,405
Hello, I just crapped my pants.
380
00:22:49,355 --> 00:22:50,405
Look at mum.
381
00:22:51,825 --> 00:22:53,375
Yeah, she's beautiful.
382
00:23:00,615 --> 00:23:01,865
Okay, time's up.
383
00:23:03,025 --> 00:23:05,475
You want me to hang on
to that for you?
384
00:23:05,855 --> 00:23:07,805
No, I think I'll just kinda...
385
00:23:08,205 --> 00:23:09,957
hang on to it for a second.
386
00:23:24,285 --> 00:23:26,935
I made you a marvelous lunch
for tomorrow.
387
00:23:30,665 --> 00:23:32,118
It's in the icebox.
388
00:23:37,365 --> 00:23:39,000
Where are the kids now?
389
00:23:39,374 --> 00:23:40,930
Kate's on the computer,
390
00:23:41,055 --> 00:23:43,680
probably looking at
that hot topic pornography.
391
00:23:44,295 --> 00:23:47,550
I don't know why you allow it,
it's hardly my place to say.
392
00:23:47,675 --> 00:23:50,500
And Marshall is working on
his Winter of Discontent project.
393
00:23:50,625 --> 00:23:52,680
That was one of my favorite books
at Radcliffe.
394
00:23:53,325 --> 00:23:54,724
You didn't go to Radcliffe.
395
00:23:57,735 --> 00:23:59,020
What are you doing?
396
00:23:59,865 --> 00:24:01,773
I was just going to press
these old dungarees.
397
00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:05,125
Don't put creases in my jeans.
398
00:24:09,755 --> 00:24:13,305
Why did you feel the need
to sanitize my kid's mouth anyway?
399
00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:16,579
She was using some
very unbecoming language.
400
00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:20,170
She's always been outspoken,
that's why we love her, so...
401
00:24:20,295 --> 00:24:23,586
Maybe from now on,
let me deal out the punishment, okay?
402
00:24:25,135 --> 00:24:26,839
I was just trying to help.
403
00:24:28,125 --> 00:24:29,675
Yeah, I know you are.
404
00:25:34,775 --> 00:25:35,775
Come on.
405
00:25:36,165 --> 00:25:38,015
Don't you want to make a baby?
406
00:25:40,585 --> 00:25:42,835
Neither does Tara. She's got an IUD.
407
00:25:43,805 --> 00:25:46,355
Those things are known to fail,
you know?
408
00:25:47,025 --> 00:25:48,770
They're an unnatural device.
409
00:25:48,895 --> 00:25:50,045
Satan's Tree.
410
00:26:01,565 --> 00:26:04,315
- So that's that, then?
- That's that, then.
411
00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:07,365
You're abandoning me.
412
00:26:10,755 --> 00:26:13,705
Something tells me
you can take care of yourself.
413
00:26:18,935 --> 00:26:19,935
What?
414
00:26:22,095 --> 00:26:23,095
Nothing.
415
00:26:25,145 --> 00:26:26,895
Just looking for someone.
416
00:26:26,945 --> 00:26:31,495
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