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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,773 --> 00:00:07,015 Um, guys, I thought bachelorette parties were supposed to be raunchy. 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:08,773 All they're doing is just talking. 3 00:00:10,016 --> 00:00:13,351 However, they did give me these really nice little candies, but 4 00:00:13,376 --> 00:00:16,632 what do you think they are? Hot dogs? 5 00:00:18,062 --> 00:00:21,109 Oh, honey, hot dogs don't have testicles. 6 00:00:22,525 --> 00:00:28,101 No way! Candy penises! That's my second favorite kind of penis. 7 00:00:33,773 --> 00:00:36,257 Well, I'm just proud of you guys for not being over there 8 00:00:36,282 --> 00:00:38,312 hitting on the vulnerable girls who are sad that 9 00:00:38,337 --> 00:00:41,429 they aren't the ones getting married. That's totally lame. 10 00:00:41,453 --> 00:00:46,085 Oh really? Is it so lame, Les? You think it's lame that I've... 11 00:00:46,109 --> 00:00:51,648 Oh, it's so lame, huh? Maybe it's lame that I've had sex with one of them already. 12 00:00:52,574 --> 00:00:54,734 But so what? I'm just trying to make friends. 13 00:00:54,759 --> 00:00:58,289 And of course I did say, you know, if their stripper doesn't 14 00:00:58,314 --> 00:01:00,040 show up, I would sub in. That's the friendly 15 00:01:00,065 --> 00:01:03,134 thing to do when your body moves like this. 16 00:01:09,367 --> 00:01:12,117 Danny, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told 17 00:01:12,142 --> 00:01:15,388 my mom at the Pistons game after she finished her second beer. 18 00:01:15,786 --> 00:01:18,812 I love you but please don't take your pants off. 19 00:01:19,881 --> 00:01:24,281 Forget about the bachelorettes, alright? Candace and I decided something. 20 00:01:24,306 --> 00:01:28,664 - Come here Boo. Right. Tell him. - Danny... 21 00:01:28,975 --> 00:01:32,031 We're tired of getting to know whatever dumb ass you're dating. 22 00:01:33,744 --> 00:01:35,382 They're not all dumb. 23 00:01:37,229 --> 00:01:40,054 The girl you brought to Thanksgiving thought Syria was a cool way 24 00:01:40,079 --> 00:01:45,007 - cool way to say serious. - Yeah. Remember because she was like: 25 00:01:45,032 --> 00:01:49,953 "Oh, I love this gravy. Oh my God. I'm being totally Syria." 26 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:54,257 - She was an idiot. - Ah, you're right. 27 00:01:54,290 --> 00:01:56,773 Look, the point is that a friend of mine just moved back 28 00:01:56,798 --> 00:01:59,117 in town. I think the two of you would really click. 29 00:01:59,142 --> 00:02:01,500 We all met her. She's actually pretty great 30 00:02:01,525 --> 00:02:04,898 Oh, you guys think you need to set me up? 31 00:02:04,923 --> 00:02:08,351 Hahahaha! 32 00:02:08,376 --> 00:02:14,265 That's hilarious. I'm going to laugh at all your faces. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! 33 00:02:14,290 --> 00:02:16,984 And a British one for you. "Hello! Ho!" 34 00:02:18,869 --> 00:02:21,990 Hey, you know what? The joke is on you guys anyway alright? 35 00:02:22,015 --> 00:02:25,390 I already met a really chill girl at the party named Charlotte. 36 00:02:25,415 --> 00:02:29,117 She's really fun, smart, sexy, [british accent] A little naughty. 37 00:02:30,757 --> 00:02:34,325 - She sounds like the perfect 10. - Ooh. 38 00:02:34,812 --> 00:02:36,306 What are you guys talking about? 39 00:02:36,331 --> 00:02:39,406 Danny, I knew you wouldn't go for a girl if we tried to hook 40 00:02:39,431 --> 00:02:44,968 you up. I guess we lucked out, because you just met her. 41 00:02:46,555 --> 00:02:49,703 No, no, no. Charlotte. 42 00:02:55,953 --> 00:02:57,671 Please tell me you're not friends with Justin? 43 00:02:57,696 --> 00:03:00,109 Justin? You mean this little dork who used to do my 44 00:03:00,134 --> 00:03:03,125 homework when we were 10 because I let him see me naked? 45 00:03:04,972 --> 00:03:08,289 The joke's on her. I loved homework. 46 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:12,039 Well, so what did Justin tell about me? 47 00:03:12,064 --> 00:03:14,492 Did he say I looked like a young Keanu Reeves. 48 00:03:14,860 --> 00:03:19,664 No, you don't look like a young anyone because of how time works. 49 00:03:23,609 --> 00:03:26,265 Oh, she's a keeper. 50 00:03:27,003 --> 00:03:31,037 You know, I hope they actually work out, you know, this time. 51 00:03:34,031 --> 00:03:36,406 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 52 00:03:36,431 --> 00:03:40,023 _ 53 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:59,320 Oh, you guys see "The Wiz" last night? It was awesome. 54 00:04:59,715 --> 00:05:01,818 I mean it was just so nice to see that many 55 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:05,138 black people on TV, and it wasn't even the NBA finals. 56 00:05:07,679 --> 00:05:09,492 Brett, you should get in the game. 57 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:13,187 That bachelorette party probably brought one of their hot gay best friends. 58 00:05:13,373 --> 00:05:17,849 You're right. Let me just get a quick pump on. 59 00:05:19,342 --> 00:05:20,555 How's that? 60 00:05:20,580 --> 00:05:22,703 Yeah, you fixed it. 61 00:05:24,828 --> 00:05:28,398 Can I get a black eye? It's a shot of whisky with a black and tan 62 00:05:28,423 --> 00:05:31,539 How about a shot of whisky with a white and chunky? 63 00:05:33,153 --> 00:05:36,187 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. My name is Brett and I hate myself. 64 00:05:37,127 --> 00:05:41,578 I thought it was cute. You wanna sneak outta here? 65 00:05:47,875 --> 00:05:51,687 - So who is getting married? - My new boss Suzy. 66 00:05:51,712 --> 00:05:53,492 That's her right over there. 67 00:05:53,517 --> 00:05:56,711 - You go, girl! - You go too. 68 00:05:56,736 --> 00:05:58,523 Straight to hell. 69 00:05:59,491 --> 00:06:01,943 I hate that woman. She has perfect skin, a great 70 00:06:01,968 --> 00:06:04,773 ass, and her dad gifted her a fashion line. 71 00:06:05,017 --> 00:06:08,785 Don't be mad. You have some of those things. 72 00:06:09,545 --> 00:06:11,937 Ok. What are you into? I feel like your sex 73 00:06:11,962 --> 00:06:14,976 life is a lot like Nick Cage's movie career. 74 00:06:15,113 --> 00:06:17,742 You'll do anything. 75 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:22,234 And you kind of have Nick Cage's hairline. 76 00:06:25,539 --> 00:06:27,820 You know, just because you post picture of dogs 77 00:06:27,845 --> 00:06:30,344 on Instagram doesn't mean you're a good person. 78 00:06:37,289 --> 00:06:42,406 Do you know what? I would not piss me off, because I will get this show canceled too. 79 00:06:47,233 --> 00:06:54,219 - Definitely watch it. - Anyway, I feel like... 80 00:06:54,244 --> 00:06:57,773 Speaking of Nicolas Cage... 81 00:06:57,798 --> 00:07:03,969 Speaking of Nicolas Cage, I'm glad you brought him up. I feel like when he has sex 82 00:07:03,994 --> 00:07:12,195 when he climaxes, he ends up saying his own name like this: Oh! Oh! Oh! Nick Cage. 83 00:07:15,695 --> 00:07:19,578 I have a kid. I like to get that out there early. 84 00:07:19,603 --> 00:07:20,976 And I know what you're gonna say: 85 00:07:21,001 --> 00:07:23,547 "You're way too young to have a kid". 86 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:26,469 - Is that me? - Yeah! 87 00:07:26,494 --> 00:07:31,016 That's a really good impression. So you have a kid. That's really cool. 88 00:07:31,041 --> 00:07:33,476 Did you just like make that with your body? 89 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:35,859 Yep. That's kind of how it works. 90 00:07:35,884 --> 00:07:41,040 He's 4. So my body has had plenty of time to bounce back, tighten up, you know? 91 00:07:42,399 --> 00:07:44,844 Am I am scaring you away or are you going to ask me out at some point? 92 00:07:44,869 --> 00:07:47,195 I was going to ask you out but for the past hour you've 93 00:07:47,228 --> 00:07:49,938 been talking about how your vagina bounced back so... 94 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:53,282 Anyway, do you want to go out tomorrow? 95 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:56,743 Sure, if you cut your hair and get off Vine. 96 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:04,906 Yeah. We did it! What the hell was that? 97 00:08:06,504 --> 00:08:09,476 Don't act like you two knew this was going to work out. Okay? 98 00:08:09,501 --> 00:08:14,226 You know what? You're right. I'm a silly goose. A silly penguin. 99 00:08:14,652 --> 00:08:18,883 If I knew my best friend and oldest gal pal were going to get together well, 100 00:08:18,908 --> 00:08:23,726 I would probably invite the gospel choir I sing with every week to celebrate. 101 00:08:23,751 --> 00:08:25,741 1, 2, 3, 4. 102 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:27,500 Hallelujah 103 00:08:27,525 --> 00:08:34,922 hallelujah and they shall date forever and ever hallelujah 104 00:08:34,947 --> 00:08:38,961 hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah 105 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:46,484 hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah 106 00:09:02,602 --> 00:09:04,682 You know, I haven't seen Brett in a while. 107 00:09:04,707 --> 00:09:06,955 What happened to him and that guy last night? 108 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,680 He actually was just texting me. 109 00:09:08,705 --> 00:09:13,211 What do you think it means when there's a picture of a keg and a donkey? 110 00:09:13,412 --> 00:09:16,320 Oh, it means he tapped that ass. 111 00:09:24,812 --> 00:09:27,726 Oh, my gosh. You look so cute all cleaned up. 112 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:32,039 I promised I wouldn't get excited, but I'm so excited that you're excited. 113 00:09:32,551 --> 00:09:35,719 Could you guys stop treating me like a kid that's getting ready to go to prom. 114 00:09:35,747 --> 00:09:38,633 You're right. I'm going to take some pictures. 115 00:09:39,383 --> 00:09:41,867 I know you're not going to stop me because you don't want 116 00:09:41,892 --> 00:09:43,476 an ugly photo with me out there so you'll always pose. 117 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,008 Please put the phone... 118 00:09:45,033 --> 00:09:49,594 Please don't take any pictures dude. I hate when you take any pictures. 119 00:09:49,783 --> 00:09:55,297 - That's a good one actually. Post that. - Yes! 120 00:09:56,044 --> 00:09:59,628 You know, dating a woman with a child is a big deal, Danny. How do you feel about it? 121 00:09:59,653 --> 00:10:03,031 Whatever. Charlotte has a kid. What's the big deal? 122 00:10:03,056 --> 00:10:06,094 Are you kidding me. Dating someone with a kid is a huge deal. 123 00:10:06,119 --> 00:10:08,750 My mother was a single parent. I got attached 124 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:12,226 to every guy she dated, Jose, Hector, Esteban. 125 00:10:14,209 --> 00:10:17,406 Justin's mom worked in a Mexican restaurant. 126 00:10:17,431 --> 00:10:19,684 That's not the point, the point is, 127 00:10:19,709 --> 00:10:23,148 when you date someone with a kid, it's immediately more serious. It's real. 128 00:10:23,173 --> 00:10:29,078 - It's muy importante. - Do you guys all feel this way? 129 00:10:29,103 --> 00:10:31,234 - [All agreeing] - Si. 130 00:10:38,695 --> 00:10:42,758 Whoo. Somebody looks like a sexy vampire 131 00:10:43,397 --> 00:10:48,276 - I'm a call you Count Rackula. - Thanks, Shel. 132 00:10:48,301 --> 00:10:51,323 I'm wearing three pairs of Spanx. They're so tight I had to ride 133 00:10:51,348 --> 00:10:55,659 in my Uber like this. You ready to go? 134 00:10:55,684 --> 00:10:58,018 Hey, Charlotte, look, I'm sorry, I don't 135 00:10:58,043 --> 00:11:00,660 think I can be your son's Esteban. Gotta go. 136 00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:07,245 Did you screw this up by telling him your story about your mom and Pablo and Juan and 137 00:11:07,270 --> 00:11:11,761 - all the other busboys that she banged. - Esteban was a waiter. 138 00:11:11,786 --> 00:11:13,540 Do what you think you're better than him because 139 00:11:13,565 --> 00:11:14,995 you had a talk show that lasted a week? 140 00:11:21,095 --> 00:11:24,339 First of all, it was 12 weeks. Second of all, does anyone want 141 00:11:24,364 --> 00:11:27,479 to make this day any worse? Do you want to put on your Netflix special? 142 00:11:34,419 --> 00:11:36,987 - Yep. - You mean it. 143 00:11:37,011 --> 00:11:39,089 Yeah, I think I can make your day worse. 144 00:11:39,114 --> 00:11:42,893 So you know the gay guy that was at your friend's bachelorette party? 145 00:11:42,918 --> 00:11:45,807 There was no gay guy there. Just the groom stopped by for a minute. 146 00:11:47,802 --> 00:11:52,042 Exactly. So I had sex with the groom. 147 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:06,784 - Do you think Charlotte's still mad? - Yeah, I'm still mad. 148 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:11,659 You set me up with a guy who bails on me and then Mary Poppins over here decided to 149 00:12:11,684 --> 00:12:15,432 open up her umbrella inside my boss' fianc?. 150 00:12:16,671 --> 00:12:19,589 Okay, don't be pissed at me okay? As soon as I realized 151 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:22,676 it was the groom, I had a shower and got out of there. 152 00:12:23,775 --> 00:12:27,005 Be honest, Brett. Were you alone in that shower? 153 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:33,864 Was I alone? Let me see if I can remember. There were two penises, so no. 154 00:12:35,216 --> 00:12:38,262 How am I supposed to tell my boss her fianc? is gay? 155 00:12:38,287 --> 00:12:41,419 It's simple. Casually bring it up at work. 156 00:12:41,444 --> 00:12:42,981 Why are you whispering? 157 00:12:43,006 --> 00:12:46,161 I'm sorry. I'm just saying you go into the break room and you pull out a 158 00:12:46,186 --> 00:12:50,294 yogurt or a parfait and walk up to her and say do you know what I love? 159 00:12:50,319 --> 00:12:52,364 I love how the fruit is on the bottom. Do you know who else loves to be 160 00:12:52,389 --> 00:12:55,356 on the bottom? 161 00:12:56,653 --> 00:12:59,739 By the way, do you know who else likes to be a bottom? You! 162 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:04,059 Hey. Hey. 163 00:13:04,412 --> 00:13:05,703 Don't defend me. 164 00:13:07,216 --> 00:13:09,575 Do you know what? Regardless of that comment, 165 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:14,700 I feel like you and Danny would have been very lovely together. You're both loud. 166 00:13:14,973 --> 00:13:21,395 You're both offensive. You're both edgy. And you both are very pale. 167 00:13:23,914 --> 00:13:26,630 It's unfortunate. You would have been a really good couple. 168 00:13:27,377 --> 00:13:30,036 - Thank you. - You seem like the female Danny. 169 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:34,907 I wish I could find a female Shelly. 170 00:13:35,643 --> 00:13:37,341 Shelly, look! 171 00:13:47,645 --> 00:13:50,364 - Do you want to smoke weed? - Do you want to smoke weed? 172 00:13:59,199 --> 00:14:01,762 I can't believe you ran out on Charlotte just because she has a kid. 173 00:14:01,787 --> 00:14:04,617 Look, I'm mad at myself too. You know the movie 174 00:14:04,642 --> 00:14:07,262 "Footloose" when Kevin Bacon is so pissed at 175 00:14:07,287 --> 00:14:09,723 the world because he just wants to dance but it's against the law? 176 00:14:09,748 --> 00:14:12,075 I've been doing that angry dance. 177 00:14:31,325 --> 00:14:36,294 - You know taking off is super weak? - Why did you even bring Burski? 178 00:14:36,319 --> 00:14:38,848 I didn't know he was in the car until I pulled in the driveway. 179 00:14:40,935 --> 00:14:43,184 I was hiding in the back seat. 180 00:14:43,209 --> 00:14:46,208 Why don't you just go out with Charlotte and see how it goes. 181 00:14:46,232 --> 00:14:47,809 Because I really liked her. 182 00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:50,583 I had an hour-long conversation with her and I wouldn't mind doing it again. 183 00:14:50,608 --> 00:14:53,239 It's like who feels that way? 184 00:14:54,674 --> 00:14:56,835 I know it's scary when a relationship feels like 185 00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:58,903 it's going to be real before it even starts. 186 00:14:58,927 --> 00:15:02,512 Well, exactly it's terrifying. There's a kid involved. 187 00:15:02,544 --> 00:15:05,231 You know he's going to think that I'm awesome. 188 00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:07,499 I don't know what to do, if I screw it up? There's a 189 00:15:07,524 --> 00:15:09,013 kid involved, what's going to happen with the kid? 190 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,958 Oh my god, you make me so mad! 191 00:15:17,473 --> 00:15:21,309 Look, the one thing I've always felt about you as my brother is that it makes me 192 00:15:21,334 --> 00:15:23,997 jealous that have this completely unearned confidence. 193 00:15:24,022 --> 00:15:26,559 Yeah I get it. You know that voice in everyone's 194 00:15:26,584 --> 00:15:28,614 head that everyone hears inside themselves. 195 00:15:28,639 --> 00:15:34,067 Mine goes like this. "Danny, you're cool and awesome and look awesome and you 196 00:15:34,092 --> 00:15:36,443 definitely don't have Nicholas Cage's hairline." 197 00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:44,874 Wow, the voice inside my head just says "wine and Cheese-its are not a meal." 198 00:15:46,314 --> 00:15:51,153 That's really sad. Look, you know, it's like the problem is with Charlotte, she 199 00:15:51,178 --> 00:15:54,536 twists me up so much, that that voice is gone. 200 00:15:55,610 --> 00:16:01,887 Hey, Danny. You're awesome. And you got the second best hair on the show. 201 00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:07,184 What are you doing? 202 00:16:08,457 --> 00:16:11,333 I'm saying if you need it, I'll be the voice in your head. 203 00:16:11,358 --> 00:16:13,319 Because you've got the chance at something real here man. 204 00:16:13,882 --> 00:16:15,114 Every day I walk into that bar, 205 00:16:15,139 --> 00:16:17,819 and I hang out with a girl I'm crazy about 206 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:23,255 in hopes that one day maybe if I wait long enough, 207 00:16:23,433 --> 00:16:28,083 something real might happen. And you're lucky, dude. You don't have to wait. 208 00:16:28,108 --> 00:16:31,325 Don't miss your chance, man. 209 00:16:51,567 --> 00:16:53,787 Never speak of this moment. 210 00:16:59,723 --> 00:17:01,692 I kissed your sister. 211 00:17:09,739 --> 00:17:12,044 Thank you again for hosting my 212 00:17:12,069 --> 00:17:14,028 - bachelorette party. - Welcome. 213 00:17:14,506 --> 00:17:16,598 Doug would you settle up with the bartender. 214 00:17:16,622 --> 00:17:18,481 Make sure you give him a big tip. 215 00:17:20,481 --> 00:17:22,645 Oh trust me. He already did. 216 00:17:24,683 --> 00:17:27,393 Hahahahaha Good one, Shelly. 217 00:17:28,919 --> 00:17:32,778 You know, Susie, Netflix over here has something to tell you. 218 00:17:34,655 --> 00:17:36,786 - Hello. - Hi. 219 00:17:37,115 --> 00:17:41,717 Susie, when you and Doug go out for ice cream, and you know, you split a hot 220 00:17:41,742 --> 00:17:43,942 fudge sundae, you get it with all the works, 221 00:17:43,967 --> 00:17:47,301 the sprinkles, the whipped cream, the nuts? 222 00:17:47,326 --> 00:17:51,020 - No, Doug hates nuts. - No, that's where you're wrong. 223 00:17:54,832 --> 00:17:57,653 You know that old saying if you don't have anything nice to say, 224 00:17:57,678 --> 00:17:59,551 just let your boss marry a gay guy. 225 00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:05,130 Oh, hey, Charlotte, good, you're still here. Hey, can we talk? 226 00:18:05,355 --> 00:18:08,844 Yeah, let me just say bye to my friends real fast. 227 00:18:08,869 --> 00:18:11,090 Hey, Suse. It's real nice to see you again. 228 00:18:11,115 --> 00:18:13,637 By the way, really cool move to bring your friend 229 00:18:13,662 --> 00:18:17,590 to the party. He is really hot and got along with my friend a-ok. 230 00:18:19,153 --> 00:18:20,359 How long have you guys...? 231 00:18:20,547 --> 00:18:21,833 Have you been old friends or what? 232 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:25,828 - Excuse me? - I'm wondering how long 233 00:18:25,853 --> 00:18:27,602 you've known Brett's boyfriend? 234 00:18:29,028 --> 00:18:33,419 - What? - No, no, no. No, Danny, no boyfriend. 235 00:18:33,444 --> 00:18:36,825 Right, right, I gotcha loud and clear. How long have you known the guy 236 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:38,895 that's having sex with Brett? 237 00:18:42,075 --> 00:18:47,153 - What are you talking about? - I feel like I'm being very clear here. 238 00:18:49,303 --> 00:18:51,380 He had sexual intercourse 239 00:18:51,412 --> 00:18:56,544 with him, and I'm wondering how long you've known him. 240 00:18:57,635 --> 00:19:02,551 - Wait! You're gay? Are you kidding me? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady. 241 00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:06,934 It is 2015, ok? Why don't you give me one good reason these two men 242 00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:10,497 can't have hot beautiful sweaty sex together? 243 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,950 Because this man is my fianc?. 244 00:19:14,559 --> 00:19:16,559 Yeah, that's actually a really good reason. 245 00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:25,622 Bye, Susie. Nice job, hipster Jesus. 246 00:19:27,316 --> 00:19:29,356 Oh, you already ruined one relationship. 247 00:19:29,381 --> 00:19:30,833 What are you going to do here, Danny? 248 00:19:30,858 --> 00:19:34,231 If I were you, I'd ask her out again unless you're chicken. 249 00:19:35,004 --> 00:19:38,028 Hey, listen, I'm sorry for 250 00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:40,568 abandoning you the first time. I'd like to have, 251 00:19:40,593 --> 00:19:42,926 another chance, you know, make it up to you. 252 00:19:42,951 --> 00:19:45,215 Would you let me take you out for some pizza maybe? 253 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,833 Sorry, you blew it. 254 00:19:47,324 --> 00:19:50,380 Just kidding. I wanted to pretend I had self-respect. 255 00:19:55,518 --> 00:19:59,916 Yep, you see, I knew that would work out. 256 00:19:59,941 --> 00:20:01,768 No, you didn't. 257 00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,572 Choir! 258 00:20:05,007 --> 00:20:11,518 259 00:20:11,542 --> 00:20:19,377 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 260 00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:23,977 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 23032

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