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Hey, Shel, haven't seen you for
a few days. Where you been?
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Oh! This week has been
all about giving hugs.
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See, I hugged all my French friends
because they needed it.
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I hugged my Muslim friends
because they needed it, too.
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So much has been going on.
I wish you could just travel around
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- the world giving hugs.
- I will!
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You think I'm afraid of ISIS?
Bitch, I'm from Detroit.
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Guys, I've got a lady stopping by,
so I want to make sure I look hot.
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Ah, what do you think
of this super casual pose?
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When would anybody ever stand like that?
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Uh, I don't know, maybe when
he's doing a super sexy
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photo shoot but he still
needs to fence off enemies?
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"Get away, enemies, get your
own photo shoot!" Ah, yah-yah!
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Look, Danny, if you want to turn
a woman on with a pose,
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you should pose like this.
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What the hell are you doing?
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I'm listening to her
tell me about her day.
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Oh my god, I want to cuddle you so hard!
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Look, uh, I know lately I've
been acting a little bit,
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what's the word we always used
to describe Justin?
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Uh, puffy.
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Ah. No, no, no, not puffy.
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Uh, not quite good looking enough for TV?
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Uh, well, he is... I mean he's good
enough, good-looking enough...
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He's good-looking enough
to be the second lead.
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But that's not what I'm
talking about. Neurotic.
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- That's the word.
- I'm not neurotic!
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Do you guys think I'm neurotic?
Is that something you guys talk about?
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Now, be honest with me. The way you're
looking at me, I feel you talk about this.
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You know what? I don't care.
I don't care. I'm me.
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Who am I kidding. I care.
Does everybody hate me?
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This is you right then
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Yeah, everybody hates you, but uh,
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the reason I'm acting
neurotic because the
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lady that's coming to
visit, is the one that
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I lost my virginity to.
All right?
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When I was a 17-year-old kid, I
used to wait tables at a really
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fine dining place and this
really hot 31-year-old
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executive named Jackie came in,
and when she asked for dinner
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I offered her dessert, she
said she's like some hot coitus.
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After a really embarrassing
and uncomfortable
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conversation with the head chef...
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I became a man.
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That actually reminds me of my first time.
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That night was scary as hell.
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Aww, because you were nervous?
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Oh no, because we did
it at a haunted house.
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Guys, can we not talk about this
in front of Mo, he's still a virgin.
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Well, my leg begs to differ.
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Mo also went to town on my
Pottery Barn throw pillows,
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ones I purchased. Boy, if
those pillows could talk.
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They'd say "a man should not own us."
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Jackie's the worst.
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She played games with Danny's heart
for years and smashed his self-esteem.
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Yeah, but I got it back!
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I just don't want you to end
up under her spell again.
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Are you crazy?
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Uh, when I met her, I was
a 17-year-old kid. Okay?
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Now she's probably, like, 50.
I'm going destroy her.
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All right? When she hobbles in here
with her washed up wrinkly old body,
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like a troglodyte that goes ahhhh!
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I'm going to look her in her one good
eye and I'm going to tell her...
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Uh... Hey, Jackie. You look really pretty.
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I know, right?
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- Go get me a glass of wine.
- Okay.
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- Yeah. What are you laughing at?
- Oh, it's just kind of funny
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watching you boss around a
grown man like that. Hahaha...
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I'm also going to need a pastry
from the shop down the street.
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Yes, ma'am.
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So I want to do that kiss where I bite
your lip and then pull it out a little bit.
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Mmmm!
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Hey, you know, my friends are watching
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I can't believe two weeks have passed
since those two started dating.
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I know. It feels like only a minute ago,
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we were all meeting her for the first time
and wearing completely different clothes.
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Can you do me a favor and get my car
washed today before you pick me up at work?
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Oh, and don't forget to wear those jeans
that make your ass look like a little girl.
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So tiny!
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Hey... hey... hey.
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Hey! What are you guys laughing at?
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What are "we" laughing at? Hahaha!
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Ohhhh you know what? I don't know!
Let me think about it.
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Two weeks ago you said you were
going to destroy her, and now...
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How do I want to say this? Guys, can
you give me a jazz hands tunnel?
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You're a bitch
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That is 100% false.
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I don't know, Danny.
My mother bred poodles so,
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I know a blue ribbon bitch when I see one.
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Yeah, and we ain't talking like a fun,
playful bitch like, "Yo, what's up, bitch?"
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Hey guys, leave Danny alone.
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- Yeah okay, thanks, Bursk.
- He thanked me! What a bitch!
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You see what you did here? Huh?
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You're the last person who
should be commenting on this.
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Candace fights all your battles for you.
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- Hold on, just hold on.
- Hey! Shhhh!
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Are you talking about my man?
Cause if you step
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to him, you'd best be
ready to step to me!
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You wanna dance, ese?!
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Easy, babe, easy. Breathe, breathe...
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Look, alright? Do I do things for Jackie?
Of course I do.
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Look at it from my perspective.
Look at all the things I get.
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She's amazing at sex. When my penis gets
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inducted into the penis hall of fame, it's
going to give an amazing acceptance speech.
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And you guys are all
going to miss it.
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Today, today, today, is the
luckiest, day, day, day,
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in my entire penis, penis,
penis, life, life, life.
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I am having the best
penis life, life, life,
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in the whole penis world,
world, world, world.
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I'm a big fan. I'm going to...
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First off, that was a terrible speech.
Second, you're ridiculous.
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Oh yeah? Guess what? I think
you're more ridiculous.
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That's it! I've had enough! I'm going to
cut you up and sell your pieces!
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I'm gonna serve you for dinner at this bar
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Look, I know you guys
think it's funny to see
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Danny wrapped around
Jackie's little finger,
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but when he was a kid, Jackie didn't
just hurt his feelings, she damaged him.
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He changed as a person.
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Les, we're talking about
"grown-up Danny" here,
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nobody can change him.
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What?
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In the words of Janice, my favorite
secondary character from the
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hit TV show "Friends":
"Oh... My... God!"
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Jackie made you do this, didn't she?
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No way. I did it on my own volition. I
mean, I think it looks...
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Awesome.
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You look like someone who
rides hot air balloons for fun.
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Don't you understand?
She's trying to change
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you back into the
kid she controlled.
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This is exactly what he
looked like back then.
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Look at this picture of him in high school.
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The khakis, neatly tucked in shirt,
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Bad haircut... We could have
been best friends!
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Has Jackie at least changed? Does she
still make you feel like crap all the time?
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No. Like never makes me feel like crap.
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I mean sometimes she says how I never
finished college and I'm not going to make
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anything of myself, but she says that
stuff like, playfully, like in jest.
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Plus, even if I wanted to break up with
Jackie, I couldn't do it,
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she's like a sexual wizard. Seriously,
she's like Dumbledore except,
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instead of being old and a dude, she's a
50 year old female that's really hot,
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and has a rock hard body,
does Pilates and shaves all over.
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I don't think I read that
Harry Potter book.
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Danny, it's simple. Just stop
having sex with her.
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Okay, Wait a second. Did you just
turn yourself into Sofia Vergara
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because, [mimicking Sofia Vergara]
"whatever is coming out of your mouth,
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right now I cannot understand,
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it's a, it's a, literally no naked
and it sounds to me."
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Not have sex with a girl. I'm sorry,
I don't know how to do that. Okay?
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Bursk, how do you do it?
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Generally I just speak to them
and it kind of happens on its own.
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To be fair, it's easier to make
an excuse not to have sex with a girl.
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Yeah, "I'm so tired!" and "Oh! I'm hungry",
"I got in a fight with my mom", a sad one,
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- Oh! "Dateline's on!".
- Uh, "I had a bad day at work".
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"Why does it always have to be about sex?"
"You never ask me about my day."
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My personal favorite: "Uh, tonight's not
going to happen, don't make it about you"
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Hey, dummy.
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Hey uh, guys, don't
worry about it. I got this
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Hey uh, let's get outta here because
I want to take a bubble bath and
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see how long you can hold your
breath under water.
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No, Jackie.
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Also, "Dateline" is on.
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- Go get in the car.
- Okay.
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Guys sorry, it's really hard. I'll try
when the opportunity presents itself.
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Hey Jackie, I know this
isn't my place to say
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but I don't think
you're right for Danny.
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What did you just say to me?
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Uh-oh. I think he made it mad.
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- Look...
- What?
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- What
-
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- What I'm...
- I can't understand you.
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What I'm saying, I don't
want to get involved.
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- Yes, right, when it comes to my boy...
- Oh...!
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He's not your boy anymore. He's my boy now.
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So you, and both your chins...
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Better back off.
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- Hey, nobody talks about my...
- Hey-aaahhh...!
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Not now, powder puff.
We're not on a Disney show.
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Um... Brett, could you please
take this to table 3?
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Are we good?
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Does anyone else need their face squished?
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No?
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Then this little scene is over.
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I'm normally the person that gets
the last word around here.
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Yep!
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Your hand smells pretty nice.
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I don't think I really want to
cut my hair, to be honest.
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Too bad. You look too
much like me from behind.
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I am going to go Google how to cut hair.
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Ca-caw! Ca-caw!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. Wait.
What are you guys doing here?
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We're here to rescue you!
Yeah, Jackie's so mean!
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She squished our faces while
you were waiting in the car!
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You don't think I know that? What do you
think she bragged about all the way home?
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Did you tell her not to squish
any faces anymore?!
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Hey man! Of course not. I don't
want to get my face squished! Okay?
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- You know what? Just shut up!
- You're the only one talking right now!
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- Yeah, you telling us to shut up is rude!
-
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- Shut up!
- You shut up!
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Danny!
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Never mind. Never mind.
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What?
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Forget Jackie! You shouldn't be
with somebody who might hurt you.
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Hurt me, hurt me? Apparently you
don't know who you're talking to, okay?
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Nobody hurts me. I'm unhurtable.
Ask around.
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Seriously you know the song
by R.E.M.? "Everybody Hurts."
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Well, guess what? I went to
the concert once and
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they invited me back stage
and after that they
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literally apologized to me about
naming the song "Everybody Hurts"
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Yeah, they were like "Hey man, we
actually thought when we wrote the
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song that literally everyone
hurting. But now..."
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We saw you and we changed our minds.
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That obviously that never happened.
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Just come with us.
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No. I'm not doing that. I'm putting my butt
right on this couch,
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and it's not going anywhere
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Guys, you know what to do. Let's go.
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Danny... Danny...
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Oh, forget it.
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Who's going to get the door? Ummm.
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I'm impressed. I really, really honestly
did not think you'd be able to do that
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- That is hard.
- Would you just listen?!
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Look, you're never going to be free of
Jackie unless you admit that she hurt you.
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You gotta tell her.
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Yeah, I just don't think I'm strong
enough to do that by myself.
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Guys? Couch moment.
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Look...
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- You don't have to do it by yourself.
- Yeah, you have us.
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Yeah man, I know you're
scared of Jackie but,
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you remember when we all went
and saw "Guardians of the Galaxy"?
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Is that the movie with the little tiny
raccoon that looks exactly like Justin?
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Yeah dude!
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Guys! That's it! I'm done!
I get that she ***
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Listen, that's not the point. The point
that Shelley's trying to make is
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the Guardians by themselves
were weak but when
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they were together, they
could beat any evil
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But you don't get it man.
She's vicious.
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She goes right for your
biggest insecurities
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Wow. From behind, like, three
of you have bald spots
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- Come on, dummy. Let's get outta here.
- Okay...
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No, no. Hold on, Missy.
He's not going anywhere.
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Pipe down, guy who's worried that his
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girlfriend will realize that
she can do much better.
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Shhhh-Shhh-shh-shh.
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Okay, look, you leathery lizard...
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If you're going to
mess with my brother
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you're going to have to
go through me first.
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Oh, please. With that haircut, you're like,
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one Adidas tracksuit away
from being Jane Lynch.
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I could do this all night.
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Leslie's never gonna love you.
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Um, ba, ba, ba...
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You got laid more when you were straight.
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And you? The dog on "Frasier" was better.
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- Anyone else?
- I believe I'll pass.
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You know what, Jackie,
you don't get to talk to
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my friends and my friend's
dog that way. Okay?
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I get it. When I met you,
I was a 17 year old kid,
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and you turned me into an egotistical,
superficial maniac alright?
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But you probably did some bad things too.
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I mean, you hurt me. Because of
you, I don't trust women anymore
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And you know what?
Everyone that matters in
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my life, I never think
I'm good enough for.
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You really did a number on me.
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But, thanks to all these friends,
especially this tiny little raccoon friend.
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They're all helping me through it.
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So good-bye, Jackie, get out of
here. Don't come back.
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Oh no, what ever will I do?
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You're my everything.
See you around, sucker.
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Oh... well, you defeated your archenemy.
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You want to do the bit of "Guardians of
the Galaxy" when they meet the bad guy?
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Slow motion hero walk.
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