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[Spooky Music]
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Hey! There he is. My BF.
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Come join my GF and my other BF.
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Oh, that better not mean "Black Friend".
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First ever pumpkin that Candace and I carved.
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We're gonna put a bad toupee on
him and call him "Donald Trump-kin"
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It's not gonna work, it is not orange enough.
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Shel, what are you making?
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Same thing I'm making every
year Danny: pumpkin bong.
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Would you look at how cute
my girl looks in this outfit.
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I am a pizza rat.
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- Where is the pizza?
- Mo! Come here!
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The pizza Mo. Good boy.
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Well, if that dog is gonna be pizza
tonight, you might want to keep him
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away from me once I spark up this pumpkin.
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Yeah, I think I'll get my tail
and then I will head out.
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Hahaha, god, I am crazy about her.
Crazy. Danny, you've got to make sure
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and let me know if I screw
any of this up. Okay?
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I just hope she knows I am
always thinking about her.
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I am always thinking about you!
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Hey, you're screwing this up. Okay?
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You have got to drop
the romantic act, alright?
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It's just too much. It's much
easier to scare a girl away.
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All you've got to do is dance like Drake
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Why did he do that? Why did he do that?
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Danny, Danny, Danny, you beautiful
weird looking bastard.
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There is no such thing as too romantic.
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I am heading out to meet you at the bar.
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Okay, ding, ding, ding!
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Forgot to pay the hug toll...
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- I forgot to pay for it.
- What is hell is a hug toll?
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Well, funny you should ask.
It's actually this really cute thing
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that Justin been doing every time I leave.
I have to pay a hug toll. Haha.
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- Here we go.
- Here we go... Hahaha
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Oh! Bing, bing, bing!
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Rush hour. You know what that means.
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The hug toll doubles!
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- One more.
- Great...! Super... - Just one.
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Whee!
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Hey look at that...
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Oh, no. Oh, gosh. Ahhh!
Have you...? Ohhhh!
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My penis just jumped off
my body and ran away.
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Well, mine wanted to leave but it was
afraid it would have to pay the hug toll.
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- Iceberg dead ahead!
- Oh my god! Captain of the Titanic!
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- I love that movie!
- I've got to say, that is much better
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than the year you went
as a ghost with a boner.
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No, I went as a ghost and
then I met someone.
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- Bursk, what are you?
- I'm Jewish Wolverine.
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He's like a regular Wolverine but
with some stomach issues...
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Incidentally, got a little arthritis in my
left elbow. Doctor says he is playing
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basketball too much. I have been
more aggressive recently,
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but I just don't know what
is wrong with my back.
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Les, I'm sorry. I don't get your costume.
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Oh wait, are you a lesbian librarian?
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I haven't put my costume on yet.
These are just my real clothes.
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I should go.
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Oh man, thank god I made it.
There was a horny police horse
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following me for like three blocks.
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Okay, do you want a beer?
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That means yes.
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Well Candace and I are going
to do a couple costume.
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She's going to be Goldilocks and I am
going to be the bear that's "just right".
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Roar, roar, roar!
Rooooaaaaar!!!
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Uh oh, looks like you
agitated that Centaur.
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Shhh, Shhh, easy, boy, easy.
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Eat it all then, keep eating it
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There are carrots here? Anyway...
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Hey man, we have all been talking okay?
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And you are way too romantic with...
Way too romantic with Candace.
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Yeah, we are just worried the relationship
is still so new, and you know, we just
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don't want you to screw it up...
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Yeah drunk Leslie is right, dude...
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- That's redundant.
- It took me two years to tell my
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college girlfriend that I didn't
like that she was female.
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You gotta be careful, bub-ala.
I'm uh, Jewish Wolverine.
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That is a way to ruin the relationship.
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Dude, you need to tone it down. Okay?
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- Tone it down? Hahahaha
- Yeah...
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No can do, Danny.
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You see, romance with me takes
Cross-fit because it's getting toned up!
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Candace loves it!
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No she doesn't dude. I can prove it to you.
Here, back up. Come on! back up, over here.
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Sit tight. What? Bam!
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Hey Candace, since
Justin's not in the bar
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at all come over here,
I want to talk to you
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Have a seat. You know, uhhh,
You know how Justin's been really
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overly romantic lately.
Uhhh, does that bother you at all?
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No. Hahaha, I love it.
I think it is great.
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I mean...
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Yes! He has been doing
a lot of stuff lately,
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like the hug toll and the butterfly kisses
and cutting all my food into hearts.
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Even though, he's well aware that
I like the crust on my sandwiches.
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Yeah, sure, it is very difficult to sleep
when he is constantly rubbing my back
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and whispering in my ear:
"I'm right here".
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- No, no, it is great. Yeah.
- Yeah, your voice says one thing,
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but your eyes say another.
Look deep into my amulet.
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Let the truth free.
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[Eastern sounding gibberish chant]
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Ok fine! It is too much.
It is driving me crazy.
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I feel bad. I should go tell him.
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Calm down. [continues chant]
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Did everybody else see this or
am I just really high right now?
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Justin, when things calm down in here,
a little bit, can we talk about stuff?
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Yeah, of course, definitely.
Alright, right. Hey, uh rat! Haha!
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Well I hope you are happy dude.
Two hours ago
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I was imagining the kids
we were going to have
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And now, I can't even do that!
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- You are like a human birth control.
- Dude, you know what?
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I know you are joking about me being birth
control, but guess what?
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I take that as compliment. I would
be so good being birth control...
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If a woman that I was protecting, didn't
want to have children, I would block
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every one of those single buggers
from getting inside the forbidden zone!
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Get away! Get away!
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Well, that is not
something you see every day.
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A shirtless man-horse fighting
off imaginary sperm.
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Ha, ha, ha! Oh my god!
There's 5 million more!
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Okay, enough, Danny...
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Justin, you can't just be mad at him.
We all did this.
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Who the hell are you supposed to be?
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Sexy Steve Jobs.
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Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
This is a huge opportunity.
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Yes, Candace will tell you she
doesn't like all the romance.
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But, do you guys even know what women
think is sexiest thing on earth.
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This is just me being
optimistic, but is it
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grown men who are really
good at Halo Five?
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Yeah right dude... It is more like grown
half men and half horses that can do this.
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No, it is being able to
communicate honestly with your
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partner without them getting sulky
and insecure about it. Okay look,
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when Candace comes to you, whatever she
says, you just say:
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"No problem, I'll work on that"
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Man, if any guy ever said that to me
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my pants would immediately be on the floor.
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I just... Honestly, I don't know
if I could handle it
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I just don't want
my feelings hurt.
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Oh right, he doesn't
want his feelings hurt.
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I was just hanging up missing
persons flyers for your testicles.
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Dude, hey, it is actually so easy.
All you have got to do is put
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your man armor on. Nothing gets through.
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Watch, we'll practice. Hey Shelly.
We'll pretend you are my girlfriend.
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You say something that you
think will criticize me.
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I know you are shirtless because
you think your body is a 10,
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but honey, it's an eight.
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I don't want to play this game any more.
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Listen, I know who I am.
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When I go in relationships,
I go in guns a-blazin'
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You know, just: Roses! Poems!
Intimacy! Reload.
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Compassion! Candles! Candles! Candles!
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Candles! Candles! Candles!
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Look, it is just I thought I finally
had met someone who
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finally met someone who
liked me for exactly who I am.
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You know?
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But once again, I am just in love with
a girl who wants me to be different.
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Wait a minute, did you just say you
are in love with her?
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- Uh, it...
- Justin...
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I have got to go.
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Candace...
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Do you really... Do you think my
body is only an eight?
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[Doorbell]
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Trick-or-treat!
Apples and toothbrushes?!
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I will burn this place to the ground.
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- What do you guys want?
- We want you to come back to
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the bar and get a costume
on and come talk to Candace.
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- Well, not happening.
- Alright, well guys? We tried.
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- Lets leave him be.
- Thank you. - See you later, Justin.
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- Good-bye, Justin.
- Why are you guys moving closer?
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Seize him!
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What the hell was that about?
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Congratulations. You're a hero now.
You are a relationship hero. Okay?
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So, uh, you are super-Justin.
Now all you've
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got to do is come talk to
Candace at the bar.
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You probably should do
some push ups first though.
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Talk to her about what? Huh?
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Some of the other things she
doesn't like about me. No thanks.
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- You're being an idiot.
- It's no problem, I will work on that.
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Your pants are supposed to be off.
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Ok, so one thing that you do bothers her.
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Good couples change for each other!
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Take it to church.
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Yes dude, this doesn't just happen to you.
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Leslie is crazy about her boyfriend,
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but she still spent the whole of yesterday
crushing him about the stuff she doesn't
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- like about him.
- Oh, it wasn't a big deal...
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I just said "Mike, don't call me from the
car because you are bored,
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If you snore you need to take care of that.
If I snore, it's adorable.
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Yes, I want takeout, no, I won't pick the
place and no, I'm not gonna make the call.
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And, it's up to you to make the first move
in the bedroom but only do it when I want
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and I will never tell you when that is."
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If you didn't think that way you would
probably be married now. I'm just saying
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Hey, dude, are you coming with us or what?
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Guys, I appreciate this. I really do but...
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This is my problem with relationships,
I go too fast.
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I fall in love before they do. It crumbles.
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Honestly, I just don't have it in me
tonight. I am not your hero.
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For what it is worth, if your relationship
is sinking, then I will by your side.
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And I will go down with the ship.
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- No? Not the right time.
- Let's just leave, come on guys okay?
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Look, why do you guys care so much?
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Look, don't you get it man? We want
your relationship to work because...
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Hey, Shelley, will you say the part my
body won't allow me to say, please?
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- You are the best guy we know Justin.
- Yeah, man...
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Dude, if you can't make a
relationship work what does that
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mean for the rest of us?
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Hey Brett, can I get another beer please?
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Hi, Pooh-bear.
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You got any honey for me?
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Oh, this sounds like a sexual come on.
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Good.You are a smart bear, too.
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I'd like to get my hands stuck in
your jar, if you know what I mean.
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As long as that doesn't mean butt stuff.
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I'm in!
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Alright, well, I have got to go sing but
meet me right after, okay?
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You know, is there a door over there?
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Danny, have you seen Justin anywhere?
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Did I hear someone say "Hey, guys, have
you seen Justin?"
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- Hey! Excuse me.
- Oh!
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Ma'am, I believe you
wanted to talk to me earlier?
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Uh, yes! Okay, so you know
I really appreciate
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like all of the romantic
things you do for me.
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They are so sweet. Sometimes
it is like a little bit much.
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Thank you. I will work on that.
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Really? Hahaha, I thought you
were going to freak.
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Me? Come on.
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Freak? I am a man. I don't freak.
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- Anything else?
- Yeah, actually since you mention it,
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there are a couple things. I don't like
that you sleep with your socks on.
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Also, when we kiss and you keep your
eyes open, it is kinda creepy. And then,
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also, I don't like how you say
"Marrrrio Lopez",
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because you are not Hispanic.
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- No problem. I will work on that.
- Thanks!
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- Oh and, one more thing.
- Oh, good.
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Uhhhh, this ones' kinda hard to say. I
don't know if I can do it. Ummm,
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okay, so you know how you like you
took all of the stuff I just
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- said really well?
- Hit me, I can take it.
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Um, I love that and,
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I love you.
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I love you, too.
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That is so sweet that Justin
finally found a girl for him
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but when will I ever find a girl for me?
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No way!
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