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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,047 --> 00:00:04,664 Should we go to a party tonight? 2 00:00:04,875 --> 00:00:07,648 No way! It is Friday night at 8:00, and 3 00:00:07,673 --> 00:00:10,742 that is the best time for staying in and watching television. 4 00:00:12,556 --> 00:00:14,681 Let's see what's on NBC. 5 00:00:30,056 --> 00:00:32,148 Yeah, that's not TV, mate. 6 00:00:32,173 --> 00:00:34,283 That's the new security feed. 7 00:00:35,079 --> 00:00:36,983 Good. For a second there, I thought 8 00:00:37,008 --> 00:00:38,845 NBC had really bottomed out. 9 00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:44,913 Are you just going to stare at me all day? 10 00:00:44,938 --> 00:00:46,290 You're right, you're right. 11 00:00:46,572 --> 00:00:48,837 *** I'll try to walk away. 12 00:00:48,862 --> 00:00:50,009 Couldn't do it. 13 00:00:51,221 --> 00:00:52,751 You're gonna have to walk away. 14 00:00:52,776 --> 00:00:53,798 Aww, I want you to walk away first. 15 00:00:53,823 --> 00:00:54,923 - No, you walk away first. - No, you... 16 00:00:54,948 --> 00:00:57,196 - You walk away first. - You walk away first. 17 00:00:57,221 --> 00:00:59,720 Uh-oh! Justin's walking away first! 18 00:00:59,752 --> 00:01:01,915 Oh, no. Wait a second, there's a shark in the bar. 19 00:01:01,940 --> 00:01:04,087 Shark attack! 20 00:01:04,236 --> 00:01:05,650 Stop it! 21 00:01:05,856 --> 00:01:08,353 You know I love "Shark Attack", but not in front of my lady. 22 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:11,486 How is it that I had a penis 23 00:01:11,511 --> 00:01:15,314 in each hand last night and yet, I'm still not the gayest person in this bar? 24 00:01:22,486 --> 00:01:24,939 Justin and Candace are so lame now that they're dating, 25 00:01:24,964 --> 00:01:27,681 they kept me up all night with their lame sex talk. 26 00:01:27,706 --> 00:01:29,595 She was like, "you're the one that I want, 27 00:01:29,620 --> 00:01:33,289 and he was like "tell me more, tell me more" ... 28 00:01:33,314 --> 00:01:37,876 Danny *** that wasn't sex talk. We were watching "Grease" and singing along. 29 00:01:38,743 --> 00:01:40,743 That would explain why you said you 30 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:44,150 wanted to "rama-lama-lama Justin's ding-ity ding-dong." 31 00:01:46,214 --> 00:01:48,892 God help me, I can't resist a good "Grease" sing-along. 32 00:01:49,847 --> 00:01:55,283 How do you keep finding new ways to say things that men never say? 33 00:01:57,509 --> 00:01:58,697 I can't believe you thought 34 00:01:58,722 --> 00:02:00,033 Justin and I were already sleeping together. 35 00:02:00,058 --> 00:02:02,736 We've only been dating two weeks. 36 00:02:03,037 --> 00:02:04,953 We're ladies. Right, Les? 37 00:02:05,055 --> 00:02:09,047 - How long did you and Mike wait? - Let's see, I met him here in the bar, 38 00:02:09,073 --> 00:02:10,790 then I walked him to his car. 39 00:02:11,011 --> 00:02:13,087 How long was that? 40 00:02:14,422 --> 00:02:16,025 Okay. Definitely something wrong 41 00:02:16,050 --> 00:02:19,142 with the security feed, because now it's just showing a random crowd 42 00:02:30,928 --> 00:02:34,330 Whatever they're watching, they sure seem to be enjoying it. 43 00:02:35,598 --> 00:02:38,111 They should probably tell some friends. 44 00:02:43,086 --> 00:02:47,649 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 45 00:02:54,418 --> 00:02:57,954 Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh 46 00:03:10,301 --> 00:03:14,540 Oh, oh-oh-oh oh, oh 47 00:03:14,565 --> 00:03:19,035 If you're ever feeling lonely if you're ever feeling down 48 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:25,538 You should know you're not the only one when you're down 49 00:03:25,563 --> 00:03:29,634 When the world is on your shoulders 50 00:03:29,666 --> 00:03:33,970 Love will set you free 51 00:04:02,335 --> 00:04:04,077 Oh, Danny. 52 00:04:04,102 --> 00:04:06,077 I feel like we've known each other for years. 53 00:04:06,102 --> 00:04:07,007 Yeah. I know. 54 00:04:07,032 --> 00:04:09,546 I can't believe it was just 20 minutes ago that we met on Tinder 55 00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:18,608 Heeeeey-uh... Hahaha.. Kids Hahaha 56 00:04:18,997 --> 00:04:22,007 - Oh, just got a text from you. - You don't have to check it anymore. 57 00:04:22,032 --> 00:04:23,522 It said, "don't come home." 58 00:04:25,013 --> 00:04:26,413 Hi! I'm Candace. 59 00:04:26,603 --> 00:04:28,577 This is Justin. My boyfriend. 60 00:04:28,686 --> 00:04:31,038 My beau. My li'l bitch. 61 00:04:32,485 --> 00:04:35,257 Okay, Don't poke me. Don't poke me in public. 62 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,241 - Stop it! - You guys are really cute. 63 00:04:39,266 --> 00:04:43,678 Yeah you guys, so cute. Bye. 64 00:04:45,109 --> 00:04:48,522 - When did you guys meet? - Oh, good, you're asking questions! 65 00:04:48,759 --> 00:04:50,366 Justin, can I talk to you over 66 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:51,764 here for a second, please? 67 00:04:55,538 --> 00:04:58,718 I've always dreamed of this... Me with my bae, you with yours. 68 00:04:58,743 --> 00:05:01,624 If this keeps up, four tickets on a Disney cruise, please. 69 00:05:02,624 --> 00:05:04,764 - Hey man, hey, hey... - What the? 70 00:05:05,678 --> 00:05:08,218 How do you not understand that you're not wanted here, okay? 71 00:05:08,243 --> 00:05:11,260 In about five minutes this is going to be my underwear. 72 00:05:13,675 --> 00:05:16,729 Roger that, I get it. Yah, I got it. Roger that. We'll skedaddle. 73 00:05:18,387 --> 00:05:21,034 My ex-boyfriend Trent was the worst. 74 00:05:21,059 --> 00:05:23,596 He tried to get me into bed before he even knew my last name 75 00:05:23,997 --> 00:05:27,315 But, Justin, I'm so lucky I met you. 76 00:05:27,340 --> 00:05:30,659 Not only does he know my last name, but this morning when 77 00:05:30,684 --> 00:05:34,565 we snuggled under my comforter. We call it "the secret blanket" 78 00:05:35,929 --> 00:05:39,979 He said if we ever got married he would take my last name. 79 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,877 Uh, Haha.. Babe... Babe, do you not get the meaning 80 00:05:47,022 --> 00:05:48,894 of a secret blanket? 81 00:05:50,801 --> 00:05:53,557 Ugh, I keep ending up with guys who are like your ex. 82 00:05:54,055 --> 00:05:56,307 Oh, please. Danny knows your last name, right, Danny? 83 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,369 Ah... of course, I know Jenny's last name 84 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:08,994 My name's Judy. 85 00:06:11,346 --> 00:06:13,173 Guys, I would like to 86 00:06:13,198 --> 00:06:15,307 introduce you to Jenny Judy. 87 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:19,504 88 00:06:23,515 --> 00:06:25,651 89 00:06:27,557 --> 00:06:29,346 Hey, did you guys read the news? 90 00:06:29,568 --> 00:06:31,963 "Playboy" magazine aren't doing nudes anymore. 91 00:06:32,913 --> 00:06:35,705 That's weird. Does the Internet still exist? 92 00:06:37,367 --> 00:06:39,909 Yeah. I think I'll be fine. 93 00:06:41,057 --> 00:06:44,244 Take it to church! 94 00:06:46,276 --> 00:06:48,002 What does that even mean, Shel? 95 00:06:48,035 --> 00:06:51,369 It's my new catchphrase. When I saw myself on the 96 00:06:51,401 --> 00:06:54,080 security feed, it made me think, if I was a TV character, I'd 97 00:06:54,105 --> 00:06:57,260 definitely have a popular catchphrase. 98 00:06:59,523 --> 00:07:02,995 Danny, are you seriously mad at me for talking to someone? 99 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:04,377 I was just being nice to that girl. 100 00:07:04,402 --> 00:07:06,627 Yeah, but you took away my chance to be... 101 00:07:06,910 --> 00:07:09,315 very nice to that girl. 102 00:07:09,789 --> 00:07:12,432 I'm not going to apologize 103 00:07:12,457 --> 00:07:15,268 for being kind to someone that you don't even care about. 104 00:07:15,293 --> 00:07:17,674 Hmm. Take it to church! 105 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:23,166 Hey, man. 106 00:07:29,792 --> 00:07:31,502 - Why do you do that? - Why would I do that? 107 00:07:31,550 --> 00:07:34,096 Well, I did that because your girl ruined my night last night, 108 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,291 so now, anything that makes you happy, like ice cream, 109 00:07:37,169 --> 00:07:40,120 - I'm going to ruin that for you. - Ignore him. 110 00:07:40,146 --> 00:07:42,674 If anyone needs a smile check out that old couple holding hands. 111 00:07:43,301 --> 00:07:45,768 - Aww that makes me happy. - Oh, does it? 112 00:07:45,793 --> 00:07:47,752 Hey, get outta here! Go on! 113 00:07:48,104 --> 00:07:50,416 Yeah, yeah, scram! You oldies! 114 00:07:50,441 --> 00:07:53,698 Go on, git! That's it! 115 00:07:54,022 --> 00:07:56,338 Hey, nobody messes with my customer. You wanna go, Danny? 116 00:07:56,363 --> 00:08:01,190 Say hi to Marvin and Gaye, because we're about to get it on... 117 00:08:01,222 --> 00:08:05,854 Oh yeah? Well, let me introduce to Ron Funches because he likes to get high. Yah! 118 00:08:10,075 --> 00:08:14,612 Well I hope you like urban percussion troupes who make music with garbage cans 119 00:08:14,637 --> 00:08:19,776 - because I'm about to stomp ya! - Really? 120 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:24,393 Well I hope you like when contestants take five random ingredients 121 00:08:24,418 --> 00:08:29,448 and then professional chefs jump them, because you're about to get Ahhh! Chopped! 122 00:08:32,699 --> 00:08:36,963 - Are they really about to fight? - I think this is the fight. 123 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:40,096 Don't worry. When they run out of 124 00:08:40,121 --> 00:08:42,182 jokes it just kind of fades out on its own. 125 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,635 You know what? You're... 126 00:08:44,660 --> 00:08:45,971 - I hope you like... - No, you watch out. 127 00:08:45,996 --> 00:08:47,263 Wait. I have one. 128 00:08:47,984 --> 00:08:53,151 - Well, do you have one. - I'm, sorry, man, look... 129 00:08:54,106 --> 00:08:56,854 Could you just talk to Candace, that wasn't cool OK? 130 00:08:56,879 --> 00:08:59,276 No problem, Danny, great fight. 131 00:09:09,185 --> 00:09:11,549 What? Five-second rule. 132 00:09:17,534 --> 00:09:20,636 133 00:09:23,470 --> 00:09:27,285 So, I fixed the screen so it's not the security feed anymore. 134 00:09:27,309 --> 00:09:29,159 I'm watching old reruns of "Scrubs", 135 00:09:29,324 --> 00:09:32,065 and that blonde doctor is out boozing. 136 00:09:41,291 --> 00:09:43,385 No, that's actually still the 137 00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:45,940 security feed. She's actually just sitting right there. 138 00:09:47,338 --> 00:09:48,931 Can I please just have a drink in 139 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,994 peace without getting recognized? Thank you. 140 00:09:53,165 --> 00:09:54,392 Hey, if you don't want to get 141 00:09:54,417 --> 00:09:56,838 recognized, why are you still wearing the same costume for... 142 00:09:58,751 --> 00:10:02,644 - That show ended five years ago? - Because I'm proud of it. 143 00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:05,670 Okay? Trust me, if by some miracle, 144 00:10:05,695 --> 00:10:08,823 you keep this silly show on for nine years, you'll still be 145 00:10:08,848 --> 00:10:11,221 walking around wearing that dumb leather jacket. 146 00:10:16,401 --> 00:10:17,604 Bye... 147 00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:24,064 Bye pretty lady from "Scrubs." 148 00:10:26,705 --> 00:10:30,166 What I'm trying to say is that my house is Danny's house too. 149 00:10:30,191 --> 00:10:31,916 When he has a girl like Judy over, 150 00:10:31,941 --> 00:10:35,283 maybe you don't have to butt in or talk to her so much. 151 00:10:35,447 --> 00:10:38,924 Is that cool? Are we dope? 152 00:10:40,194 --> 00:10:45,627 Yeah, totally. You just want me to keep my big trap shut 153 00:10:45,652 --> 00:10:47,549 so Danny can have sex easier. 154 00:10:47,574 --> 00:10:50,509 Right. Uh oh... 155 00:10:50,534 --> 00:10:52,134 Huh-uh. Wait. 156 00:10:54,599 --> 00:10:57,502 - What's happening? - Oh, you're getting your ass 157 00:10:57,527 --> 00:11:02,986 handed to you by... by 90-pound care bear. 158 00:11:03,909 --> 00:11:06,760 Danny, did you tell Justin to talk to me? 159 00:11:06,785 --> 00:11:09,549 Hey, ah, I don't know what you're talking about. 160 00:11:10,952 --> 00:11:13,002 But I think you should listen to your boyfriend. 161 00:11:14,272 --> 00:11:16,299 When are you going to grow up, Danny? 162 00:11:16,324 --> 00:11:19,853 - You're a 35-year-old man. - Hey, I'm 34 1/2, Candace, alright? 163 00:11:19,886 --> 00:11:22,260 34 1/2! Let me hear you say it! 164 00:11:22,902 --> 00:11:26,392 I'll never say that! I won't say it. You wanna know something else? 165 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:31,166 - You're middle-aged. - Ah! Okay... ah, all right. 166 00:11:31,199 --> 00:11:33,908 You know what, then? Guess what? You weren't the real star of 167 00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:35,853 "Good Luck Charlie." The parents were! 168 00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,471 - Are you going to let him talk to me... - Alright! 169 00:11:42,496 --> 00:11:45,322 Everybody calm down. Everybody relax. 170 00:11:45,347 --> 00:11:51,955 Stop, stop, stop stop, stop! Please, please, calm down, 171 00:11:51,980 --> 00:11:54,447 okay? This isn't easy for me! 172 00:11:54,472 --> 00:11:58,244 Candace is my girl friend and Danny is... I mean, Danny is my boyfriend... 173 00:12:00,743 --> 00:12:01,922 No, no, no. 174 00:12:01,947 --> 00:12:03,486 My point is. The past is the past. 175 00:12:03,511 --> 00:12:05,806 Nobody cares anymore what happened between me and Candace 176 00:12:05,831 --> 00:12:08,232 - and me and Danny and Judy. - Who's Judy? 177 00:12:08,257 --> 00:12:11,267 My God. The girl you were with last night! 178 00:12:11,292 --> 00:12:15,103 - Oh, right... Jenny Judy. - That's no one's name. 179 00:12:15,128 --> 00:12:16,096 Ever. Never has been. 180 00:12:16,121 --> 00:12:20,947 Hahahahaha, it was fun, we're having fun. Everybody's happy again. 181 00:12:20,972 --> 00:12:24,017 We're friends, right? Everybody's a team. 182 00:12:24,042 --> 00:12:25,543 We're a team again. Right? 183 00:12:25,568 --> 00:12:27,377 Hands in, please. Hands in... please! 184 00:12:27,606 --> 00:12:29,892 Justin told me he's on my side. 185 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,916 He said it under the secret blanket. 186 00:12:34,243 --> 00:12:36,900 I don't think you understand what a secret blanket is. 187 00:12:38,369 --> 00:12:42,062 I'm sorry (***) Danny Did he ever say he was on your side? 188 00:12:42,799 --> 00:12:43,752 No. Actually, no. 189 00:12:43,777 --> 00:12:45,322 You know what? I forgot to bring that up, 190 00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:48,283 because, okay, see, the difference between me and you, 191 00:12:48,308 --> 00:12:51,681 Candice, he's my boy and doesn't have to use words to communicate 192 00:12:51,706 --> 00:12:54,596 with me, okay? Because we have something extracurricular going on, around here... 193 00:12:55,743 --> 00:13:01,072 I tap into the mainframe, see what he sees in his eyes and that's how he speaks to me. 194 00:13:03,665 --> 00:13:04,931 You know what he's saying right now? 195 00:13:04,971 --> 00:13:08,650 Right now he's saying: "oh, Candace is very wrong" and uh-oh, 196 00:13:08,675 --> 00:13:13,244 getting a printout. I'm only 34 1/2. That's what he said. 197 00:13:16,603 --> 00:13:18,080 Guys, I will not be a weapon 198 00:13:18,105 --> 00:13:19,135 that you can use against each other. 199 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:20,338 I won't be in the middle of this. 200 00:13:21,622 --> 00:13:26,236 Hey, hey, Justin, come to me and show me your loyalty. 201 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:31,401 Justin, you don't have to do that. Come to me. 202 00:13:31,426 --> 00:13:35,010 Come over here dude. Come over here, boy. Come on, come over here. 203 00:13:35,035 --> 00:13:37,721 You want to go outside. Want to go for a walk? 204 00:13:37,746 --> 00:13:39,046 Come on! Come on. 205 00:13:39,071 --> 00:13:39,994 Come on. Come! 206 00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:42,642 - Hey, hey, hey! - Heel! 207 00:13:43,885 --> 00:13:45,268 Don't make me say the four 208 00:13:45,316 --> 00:13:47,352 - words you didn't want me to say. Come on. - Danny, stop there... 209 00:13:47,377 --> 00:13:53,400 Shut up, demon... You're... My... Best... 210 00:13:53,424 --> 00:13:54,265 Frien... 211 00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:55,611 No. Stop it. 212 00:13:55,636 --> 00:13:57,853 I want it so bad, but not like this. 213 00:13:58,886 --> 00:14:00,767 I would die for either one of you and you don't see that 214 00:14:00,792 --> 00:14:04,072 you're killing me right now! You're mean! 215 00:14:05,534 --> 00:14:07,955 Are you laughing? Don't laugh at me. 216 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:10,080 - I'm not laughing. - You want me to choose? 217 00:14:10,111 --> 00:14:11,127 You want me to choose? Fine. 218 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,924 I choose neither. You know who I pick? 219 00:14:13,949 --> 00:14:16,213 Justin. He gets me! 220 00:14:23,741 --> 00:14:24,791 Nice work, guys. 221 00:14:24,816 --> 00:14:26,666 That's not how you treat someone you care about. 222 00:14:27,055 --> 00:14:29,222 - Whatever. - Yep. 223 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,728 - I've only got one thing to say. - I know what it is. 224 00:14:33,753 --> 00:14:37,072 - "Take it to church" - I wasn't going to say that. 225 00:14:37,318 --> 00:14:40,103 Everyone in the bar's going to say it together. 226 00:14:40,128 --> 00:14:41,861 Three... Two... 227 00:14:41,886 --> 00:14:44,688 - One... - All: Take it to church! 228 00:14:45,444 --> 00:14:48,596 Ah, this bar seems a lot less crowded than that. 229 00:14:54,142 --> 00:14:57,144 230 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,892 Justin, come out. Seriously. 231 00:15:01,917 --> 00:15:04,213 - Can you come out of there? - I don't want to. 232 00:15:06,236 --> 00:15:07,610 All right. 233 00:15:07,635 --> 00:15:13,296 Danny, look... I... I will admit most of this was my fault. 234 00:15:13,861 --> 00:15:15,963 I shouldn't have screwed up your night with that girl. 235 00:15:16,728 --> 00:15:18,416 Listen, I... I get it. 236 00:15:18,441 --> 00:15:20,382 You know? I realize what you're trying to do. 237 00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,336 You're just trying to protect that girl. 238 00:15:22,368 --> 00:15:23,579 No, no, Danny. 239 00:15:23,612 --> 00:15:25,509 I don't care about her. I care about you. 240 00:15:25,816 --> 00:15:30,291 I... ever since I met Justin, everything in my life is better. 241 00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:34,119 I'm kind of hoping that you'd try being with someone you actually care about. 242 00:15:34,730 --> 00:15:37,369 Because I feel it would make you so happy. 243 00:15:38,725 --> 00:15:39,705 That's, a... 244 00:15:48,275 --> 00:15:51,674 That's really sweet. You know, I know it's weird, 245 00:15:51,699 --> 00:15:55,877 because, you know, you kind of always looked up to me being your hero. 246 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,838 You're not my hero. 247 00:15:57,863 --> 00:15:59,986 Let me finish, though. 248 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:06,086 Look, I know that it's hard for me to date and find someone 249 00:16:06,111 --> 00:16:08,234 and, look, I have a lot of growing up to do in that 250 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,821 category, but the truth is, I'm still very young. 251 00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:12,689 I mean, I'm 34 1/2, and... 252 00:16:14,228 --> 00:16:17,627 I just... I feel like... I feel like I can, I feel like I 253 00:16:17,652 --> 00:16:23,102 can... I feel like I can do it. I just feel like you have to now 254 00:16:23,127 --> 00:16:26,515 see me kind of how I... how I really am and that kind of embarrasses me. 255 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,765 Danny, I like who you really are. 256 00:16:34,499 --> 00:16:35,702 You OK? 257 00:16:56,524 --> 00:16:57,538 No... 258 00:17:01,483 --> 00:17:03,554 Yeah... I'm okay. 259 00:17:05,022 --> 00:17:07,413 Oh, you're... oh. Give me a hug. 260 00:17:07,438 --> 00:17:08,944 Yeah. Hey... 261 00:17:25,702 --> 00:17:28,554 Justin, you can come out now. We made up! 262 00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:32,885 - No! I'm still mad. - I have an idea. 263 00:17:33,745 --> 00:17:35,538 He can't resist a great sing-along. 264 00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:42,593 Summer loving had me a blast 265 00:17:49,124 --> 00:17:50,662 Summer loving 266 00:17:50,687 --> 00:17:53,444 Happened so fast 267 00:18:00,516 --> 00:18:05,101 I met a boy, crazy for me 268 00:18:09,741 --> 00:18:14,286 I met a girl, cute as can be 269 00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:19,919 Sweetie, just come all the way out. 270 00:18:20,161 --> 00:18:22,021 Only if Danny sings, too! 271 00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:35,145 Tell me more, tell me more, did you get very far? 272 00:18:36,762 --> 00:18:38,083 You have to like it! 273 00:18:44,388 --> 00:18:46,942 Tell me more, tell me more 274 00:18:46,967 --> 00:18:49,231 like did he have a car 275 00:18:52,747 --> 00:18:54,748 Shoo bap bap shoo bap bap, shoo bap bap, yeah! 276 00:18:56,304 --> 00:18:59,372 Enough of the "shoo be-baps". Nobody "shoo be-baps." 277 00:18:59,454 --> 00:19:05,059 - He's not coming out. - Justin... he's not in here. 278 00:19:11,557 --> 00:19:24,239 - Those summer nights - Tell me more, tell me more 279 00:19:30,173 --> 00:19:36,747 You probably should be getting on with your new life, so far 280 00:19:36,771 --> 00:19:45,434 away from, so far away from when everything we used to say 281 00:19:45,459 --> 00:19:51,755 was wrong is now all right where has the time gone 282 00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:58,348 Where has the time gone if you're ever feeling lonely, 283 00:19:58,373 --> 00:20:01,684 if you're ever feeling down you should know you're not the 284 00:20:01,709 --> 00:20:08,015 only one who's feeling that way now 285 00:20:08,149 --> 00:20:13,630 when the world is on your shoulders and you only need me, 286 00:20:13,655 --> 00:20:21,233 need me you know love will set you free 287 00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:32,497 288 00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:38,309 I took a long and lonely walk up to an empty house 289 00:20:38,334 --> 00:20:45,051 that's where I come from where have you come from 290 00:20:45,099 --> 00:20:50,661 The more I live the more I know I've got to live without 291 00:20:50,686 --> 00:20:56,669 This ain't no sad song, life has to go on 292 00:20:56,694 --> 00:21:01,911 If you're ever feeling lonely If you're ever feeling down 293 00:21:01,935 --> 00:21:08,750 You should know you�re not the only one �cause I feel it with you now 294 00:21:08,775 --> 00:21:14,515 When the world is on your shoulders and you�re falling to your knees 295 00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:19,171 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 296 00:21:19,221 --> 00:21:23,771 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 24128

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