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(Ed Sheeran - Thinking Out Loud)
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... soul could never
grow old, it's evergreen
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And, baby, your smile's
forever in my mind and memory
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I'm thinkin' about how people
fall in love in mysterious ways
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Maybe it's all part
of a plan, nah, nah
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Well, I'll just keep on
making the same mistakes
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Hoping that you'll understand
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That, baby, now
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Take me into your lovin' arms
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Kiss me under the light of a
thousand stars, oh darling
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Place your head on my beating heart
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Thinking out loud
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Maybe we found love right where we are
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Oh, baby, we found love
right where we are
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We are we found love right where we are
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Woo!
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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Thank you very much, ah,
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it's an absolute pleasure to be here...
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um, I've got... I've got
a couple more songs.
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- This next song is about a...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry there,
my red-headed friend... um...
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See this open mic is a one-song max so...
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- I was told...
- No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
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- James...
- I'm just gonna unplug your tiny guitar.
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There you go, just watch your step.
It's okay.
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Hey, listen, you have potential.
You have.
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Okay, all right. I just
wouldn't quit your day job yet.
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Out of curiosity what is your day job?
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- I sing.
- Really?
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'Cause see I'm a cool college professor all
the students invite to their party, ah...
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Ah, we both said our dreams out loud.
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Does he have a sister?
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That'll teach you how
to butter your crumpet.
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What is wrong with you?
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- Why did you kick out Ed Sheeran?
- That was him?
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Yeah! Of course it was Ed Sheeran!
Why do you think Candace is in shock?
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This is Ed Sheeran's napkin.
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Oh, even his napkin is
soulful and comforting.
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And like him, very, very, white.
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Guys, he's probably in town
for the Spirit of Detroit Music Festival
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Yep and he's just tweeted this
to his 13 million followers.
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"If you see this raw rude bar
owner, give him a smack from me"
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Sorry.
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I'm an Ed-head. I do what I'm told.
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Hey. Is this mic still open?
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Well, yeah, man. Just play something to
cheer me up, make me feel like a winner.
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A winner? He's a guitarist, not a wizard.
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Yeah. I'm Waz. I write music for TV shows.
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I just something for "CSI Cyber."
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Oh yeah, that's right, ah...
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CSI: Cyber, that's that new CSI
show that's all about technology.
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This computer didn't die.
This computer was murdered.
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The last one to see him
alive was this cell phone
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Talk! Talk!
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You'd better talk or I'll put
you in the toilet!
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Hey, Waz. You know what?
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I got an idea. Ah, why
don't you riff a TV show
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theme song and then we'll all
do cheesy opening credit faces.
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You guys in?
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Oh, man. Justin's still upset about his
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ex getting married. It's so boring.
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Oh, give him a break. Nikki was
the first girl he ever loved
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and she's marrying a guy this weekend
who's way more successful than him.
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Sorry.
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I'm fine. I know she's your friend.
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- You can all go to the wedding.
- Oh, I'm not going.
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Until Saturday.
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Anyway uh, to make him,
to make him feel better,
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we all stayed at home last
night and watched "Scandal."
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Oh, are you a huge fan of that show?
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A fan? Let's say I'm a fan of oxygen
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I need "Scandal"
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Unfortunately, the whole time
Justin was trying to convince me
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that Scott Foley was
better looking than me.
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- How did that come up?
- Well, the episode ended,
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and then I said I'm so
much better looking than
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Scott Foley, let's discuss this."
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Actually, coincidentally, Scott Foley
visited my dreams last night.
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Oh, spicy! Think he'll be back tonight?
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No, no. He's exhausted.
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Face it, Danny. Scott Foley's
a genetic masterpiece
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I never seen eyes dazzle like his.
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And that's from a guy with blue
eyes that can touch the sky.
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- Yeah, my eyes could touch the sky.
- Wow...
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Probably wouldn't know anything
about eyes like that, not with those
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- brown mud buckets.
- Like I told you the day you
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moved in, these are tootsie rolls.
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- End of conversation.
- No! Ugh!
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You know, I have like an hour to
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kill and that was the most
insane eavesdropping ever.
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Well, I guess we could continue
arguing near the pretty lady.
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You know what, I'm just,
I'm sick of getting judged
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by my appearance from some guy who looks
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like Greg Kinnear in middle school.
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Oh, yeah!
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Yeah, well you look like Hugh Jackman's
tired, older brother.
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Oh, yeah? Well, you put on a lot
of weight since we started shooting.
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Thanks for saying that.
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- I want in. Who do I look like?
- Hey, when did Jeff Goldblum
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- and David Schwimmer have a baby?
- Good burn, new girl.
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Hey, ah, I have to make a quick phone call
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but will you two be here when I get back?
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- Yeah, yeah, I own this bar,
- Yep, I'll be around.
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- So I'm always here.
- I'm just gonna hang out.
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- Yep, cool.
- Cool.
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(Both:) Ha-ha-ha. I saw her first!
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- No, you didn't!
- Yes, I did!
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(Both:) Get out of my head!
I'm not in your head! You're in my head!
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No I'm not. Yes, I am.
How are we doing this?
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It's easy, we practice at home! I'm
gonna trick you by stopping
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in the middle of a sentence. Panda!
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Panda! Panda! What?
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- I brought my keyboard in.
- Yeah, but what did we do to you?
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A dollar.
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People in Detroit are terrible tippers.
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Mmm... sweetie, it might not be Detroit.
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- You can be a little bit snarky.
- Oh, he doesn't know that word.
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Snarky is American for smart-mouth bitch.
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He was a bitch to us, too, Shell.
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Why you hating on my friends, man?
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These guys just work with
me at the retirement home.
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- They just trying to destress.
- Destress from what?
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What kind of trouble can kindly
old grandparents get into?
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Everyone is banging everyone.
When you walk in on two old
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people having sex in the rec
room, it-it's like when you make
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eye contact with a dog that's pooping
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They just kind of stare at you
while they finish their business.
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Sometimes they ask us to join in.
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Urgh, that's disgusting.
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- Do you ever do it?
- No!
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- What? That is so gross.
- How dare you! How dare...
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- There have been seven times.
- I get lonely.
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- Well, we brought some of them out.
- Yeah.
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See Mrs. Bosma? Yeah, she'll
get freaky with anybody.
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Male, female. She don't care.
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Mrs. Bosma, what's that
thing you always say?
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- Ass is ass.
- That's true, it's a good saying.
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See Brett, you know you'd get
more tips if you were nicer.
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Oh, shut up. Like you can do any better.
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Want me to get behind that bar and
we'll see? And whoever gets the most
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tips at the end of the night is the winner.
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Hm, I dunno Shel. What was the name of the
greatest cheerleader movie ever made?
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Oh, yeah, that's it... Bring It On!
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No matter how this ends,
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we're watching that movie later.
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Okay. Kiss his ass, Shel. Okay?
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Hey! That's for Ed.
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That tattooed ginger has got
me through some tough times.
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So, ah, you from here?
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No. I'm just in town for
the music festival.
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- Yeah, I'm back-up singer.
- Oh, that's fun...
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So you gotta do a lot
of stuff like...
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Oh, ho, oh, oh.
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Or the occasional...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no
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No, no, no, no.
-
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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No, no, no, no, no no.
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Oh, yeah!
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That's how I sing.
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Hey Les, can you do me a favor?
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Wake Candace up for work?
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I can do this alone.
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Yeah, you never know.
Could turn into a threesome.
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Oh, they don't mean you, Miss Bosma.
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Sit your ass back.
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Bae, you don't have a
full-length mirror in here?
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No.
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- Then where do you flex?
- Candace, you up?
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Wait. My friends can't know that you
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slept here. They hate you.
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Yeah, what's up with
that? I'm Trent, end of story.
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You know what, Trent? Maybe
it is because we dated,
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you treated me badly and you took
advantage of me until I had no
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- self-esteem left.
- Oh, right, right.
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We cool?
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- Dog: Woof
- The mo says no.
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Oh, Trent. Candace what is
this jackass doing here?
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- Here's your shirt back, bae.
- Okay, I get it.
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Yeah. Everyone.
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- Everyone gets it.
- It got late, he just came over late and
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needed a place to cash. Nothing happened.
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I tried, but my game was just too weak!
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Hey, Candace, I thought
I taught you how to deal with
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tough situations like this.
Leslie, I'm too small to
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drink three bottles of
wine and then go to sleep.
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It's okay, I can be strong for you.
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Trent, get the hell out of here. Slower.
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Wait! Okay, I'm done.
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What's up with that guy?
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So, can I get you two
lovely ladies a drink?
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No, piss off, we want
the black Winnie the Pooh.
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- Oohh! Hello, ladies.
- Hello.
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Let's make a bet. If
you can guess my name,
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we have to take you home and have
sexy time with you all night long
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And what if I cannot guess your name?
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It's Allie.
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Then I'm gonna guess Allie.
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Now look, I'm going to tip you, but I want
to tuck it in your knickers.
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- And I am okay with that.
- There we are. Yep.
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I wrote, I wrote our number on there.
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- Don't smudge it.
- Hee hee!
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For Ed.
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That's for England!
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I have to head out for rehearsal.
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- I'll come back tonight and hang.
- You know I've had a rough couple of days,
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so I just want to let you
know it's nice to meet someone
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who could put a smile on my face.
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Oh, thanks. Nice meeting you guys.
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Hey, the pleasure was all mine, okay?
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Well not all his. I was pleasured, too.
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I mean I'm not proud that
I've been hanging out with Trent.
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I know he's not going any places.
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And yes, sure, he can't technically read.
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But, it's all just so embarrassing.
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Oh, sweetie, you're just backsliding.
We've all done it with an ex.
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Hell, before I met my ex I was still
looking up with my ex-husband.
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Yeah. And I mean before I met Leslie, I was
still hooking up with this...
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Nobody cares.
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I guess right now, it's just really
tempting to back slide with Trent.
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- Does that go away?
- Yes.
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The minute you meet someone that
makes you forget him.
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Well, I back slid with Amy.
She was my first love,
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and the one that got away.
I mean literally.
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She robbed a bank and
they could not catch her.
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So uh, I was thinking about it.
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Uh, you know what, I think
you should ask Amanda out
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I'm going to, I'm going to bow out.
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But you like her, too. I mean,
I can tell, your eyebrow goes up
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- every time I mention her name.
- No, it doesn't.
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- Amanda.
- That eyebrow is about something else.
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Amanda.
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Amanda.
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Amanda. Amanda.
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Amanda. Amanda.
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Amanda. Amanda.
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- Amanda.
- Okay, look.
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Just let me bow out so that you
have a better chance with her. Okay?
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Wait. Are, are you saying that there's a
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world that both of us go for
her that I don't even stand a chance?
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Yeah, I do think that there's
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a world like that. It's, it's this world.
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- It's... it's the world.
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Amanda and I have everything
in common. We're both singers.
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We're both sensitive souls.
Both have a hard time with dairy
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It's like we were created for each other.
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Careful, Justin.
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You always idealize women
that you just met.
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I can't idealize someone
who's perfect in every single way.
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Look, let me just bow out for you okay?
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Why don't you take yes for an answer?
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I didn't get to be a 20-year-old virgin by
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taking yes for an answer.
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You don't stand a chance with Amanda.
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For God's sake, she's 22 and you're 130.
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Face it, you're just scared because even
if you try as hard as you can,
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- she'll still pick me.
- Oh yeah?
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- You want to bet, nerd?
- You're on. What are the stakes?
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- Loser has to shave his head?
- No, well, that would punish everyone
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Why would we want to subject everyone to
see your Voldemort skull?
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I want your dignity. I want
your chest hair.
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Fine. If she goes with me you have to
shave your chest.
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And if she goes with anybody else,
I'll shave mine.
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Nah mm-mm, not shave.
Uh-uh, I want to wax it.
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Right here in this bar.
Live. In front of everyone.
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It's on then. It is on.
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In fact, I'm going to live
tweet that it's on.
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In fact, it's going to
do the "it's on" song.
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Waz? Back me up.
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Ooh, Danny and Justin.
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Yow!
Going for some girl
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Oh Danny!
Waz, more, please!
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D...d... d... d... d... Danny!
D... d... d... d... d...
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Waz, more, please!
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D...d... d... d... d...
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- There you go.
- Okay.
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Hang on, how come every time I bring you
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a beer you give me a dollar.
Yet when Shelly brings you the beer
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- you give him five.
- You really want to know?
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How's your day going?
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- Fine.
- Wow.
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I got bored in the middle
of a one-word answer.
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- Watch this. Shelly, how's your day going?
- Oh, the day was like any other.
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Woke up, smoked some weed. Fed the cat.
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Freaked out because I didn't own a cat.
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Realized I just let a raccoon in my place
and I just got the hell out of there.
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- This is great stuff have another five?
- Ooooh!
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Amanda's gonna be here any minute.
You ready, man?
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You loose? Just got to warm up on my
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flirting before she gets here.
Watch and learn.
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(Sighs)
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Spiders!
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Just kidding, it's hands.
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Uh, hey, beautiful. Wow.
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Oh, love your hair. It is like
tiny little slinkys, you know.
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00:21:32,823 --> 00:21:35,478
Feel like I might push you down
a flight of stairs, you'd just
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keep going, going, going, and going.
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00:21:41,388 --> 00:21:44,285
- Excuse me?
- I should go.
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Hey, Candace.
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You'll relax if you practice
on someone you know
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00:21:48,201 --> 00:21:49,526
Now try it on her.
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00:21:49,544 --> 00:21:54,056
(clears throat) Hey, kitty pop. It's not
a thing. Okay, Um... (clears throat)
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00:21:54,057 --> 00:21:58,596
Look, Candace, uh...
What the hell are you doing?
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00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:00,152
Just giving you a taste
of what it's like when you go
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toe-to-toe with Danny Burton.
Hey, you're in the jungle now, bro.
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00:22:03,982 --> 00:22:06,769
When two silverback gorillas
compete for the same female,
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00:22:06,794 --> 00:22:13,646
one will get right in the other's face
to show dominance. (gorilla noises)
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00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:17,887
- How long does that last?
- Well, dominant gorilla stays
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00:22:17,912 --> 00:22:21,066
until he realizes that the other
gorilla is unimpressive and weak
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00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:46,476
Hey, I'm not weak, Danny.
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00:22:46,501 --> 00:22:48,499
I just don't have any
good pick-up lines.
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00:22:48,524 --> 00:22:50,781
You don't need pick-up
lines. They're cheesy. Just,
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00:22:50,806 --> 00:22:53,453
talk to me, tell me what
you really like it to do.
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00:22:53,478 --> 00:22:58,734
I don't know. I guess, you know,
we could open a bottle of wine?
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00:22:58,759 --> 00:23:00,974
Uh, watch a movie?
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00:23:00,999 --> 00:23:05,585
Cook dinner together. I bet
you'd look really cute in my apron. Heh.
329
00:23:05,610 --> 00:23:07,992
And yes, I own an apron.
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00:23:08,435 --> 00:23:12,898
- I love that you own an apron.
- Uh, what are we making for dessert?
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00:23:12,923 --> 00:23:16,640
You guessed right. That's good
conversation.
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00:23:16,665 --> 00:23:20,523
Ohhhh! Yummmm!
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00:23:23,677 --> 00:23:26,156
I just, I just want someone
to be myself with.
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00:23:26,181 --> 00:23:28,687
You know? And if I had to choose between
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00:23:28,712 --> 00:23:32,580
going to some big crazy party or
staying home and watching movies
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00:23:32,605 --> 00:23:34,685
and eating pizza with you,
I'd choose you every time.
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00:23:37,581 --> 00:23:40,609
I've been waiting for
somebody to say that to me.
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00:23:41,523 --> 00:23:43,687
I've been waiting
for someone to hear it.
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00:23:45,762 --> 00:23:48,164
Thanks for pretending, Candace.
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00:23:53,430 --> 00:23:56,655
What? Oh! Oh, right.
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00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,749
Acting. Yeah. Thank you.
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00:24:03,596 --> 00:24:06,015
You're not thinking about
Trent anymore, are you?
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00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,142
No.
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00:24:07,167 --> 00:24:10,306
Just don't tell anyone. Okay?
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00:24:13,317 --> 00:24:14,408
Hey, guys.
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00:24:14,433 --> 00:24:17,775
Oh, now this is Amanda.
And, boy, do I have a
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00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:23,638
- scintillating story about her.
- Who cares?
348
00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:28,658
I just want this guy to do
another three-second wordless song.
349
00:24:28,683 --> 00:24:36,683
350
00:24:39,143 --> 00:24:41,836
351
00:24:43,508 --> 00:24:45,977
I cannot believe that you
went to theater camp too.
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00:24:46,002 --> 00:24:48,709
I know. I know we have so much in common.
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00:24:48,734 --> 00:24:50,219
So, uh, let me ask you a question.
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00:24:50,244 --> 00:24:53,250
Are you thinking about
having kids before you're 25?
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00:24:54,375 --> 00:24:58,602
Mis-take! This is a mistake
356
00:25:00,782 --> 00:25:03,723
Oh, sorry. It's just a song I heard at the
music festival.
357
00:25:04,638 --> 00:25:08,262
Yeah, it's by this great new band
called "Don't Do What You're Doing"
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00:25:10,785 --> 00:25:16,602
It's off their album "Seriously,
Dude, Stop."
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00:25:18,656 --> 00:25:21,828
Ummm, oh! So, Amanda, listen.
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00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:26,460
I just wanted to say, uh...
Look, um, I'm glad you... came back.
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00:25:26,485 --> 00:25:28,748
I been, wanting to ask you something. Uh...
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00:25:28,773 --> 00:25:31,875
I was wondering if maybe
you want to go on a date.
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00:25:36,514 --> 00:25:38,178
What's he doing?
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00:25:45,178 --> 00:25:47,178
He's dominating me.
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00:25:47,795 --> 00:25:51,167
Oh. Like a silverback gorilla.
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00:26:08,961 --> 00:26:14,413
- You can sit with us.
- Oh, nah, you know I should be alone.
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00:26:14,437 --> 00:26:16,667
Something's been really heavily
weighing on my mind, lately.
368
00:26:16,692 --> 00:26:18,268
I can't stop thinking about it, actually.
369
00:26:18,293 --> 00:26:20,636
Oh, no. What is it?
370
00:26:20,668 --> 00:26:23,073
You.
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00:26:24,026 --> 00:26:25,385
Oh, lame.
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00:26:26,442 --> 00:26:28,466
So, what do you guys want to do tonight?
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00:26:28,501 --> 00:26:31,044
Well, unfortunately, he has to work.
374
00:26:31,069 --> 00:26:35,208
I, on the other hand, have
scored two tickets to "Age of Ultron",
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00:26:35,233 --> 00:26:39,567
the new Marvel masterpiece.
And it is sold out everywhere.
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00:26:40,029 --> 00:26:44,075
But uh, I was wondering if maybe
you want to come see it with me?
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00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:46,825
Actually I already know the answer to it.
378
00:26:47,864 --> 00:26:50,052
- I'd love it.
- Oh, she'd love to.
379
00:26:50,077 --> 00:26:52,466
You know what?
Maybe I'll sprinkle some of your
380
00:26:52,491 --> 00:26:54,302
chest hair on my popcorn?
381
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,817
That's actually really weird.
382
00:26:58,842 --> 00:27:02,895
A 22-year-old would rather see
the new "Avengers" than have
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00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:07,724
babies with you? I'm doing sarcasm now.
384
00:27:11,911 --> 00:27:14,052
Is it that, painful getting waxed?
385
00:27:15,312 --> 00:27:17,505
Have you ever heard a vagina cry?
386
00:27:23,223 --> 00:27:25,903
I've heard one whistle.
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00:27:32,934 --> 00:27:35,665
I mean, of course I scared her off.
388
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,720
Maybe there really isn't
anyone out there for me.
389
00:27:39,177 --> 00:27:42,809
- There is.
- Oh.
390
00:27:44,416 --> 00:27:48,458
Kitty-pop. There isn't.
391
00:27:52,957 --> 00:27:55,661
Yo! Bae. Did you get my text?
392
00:27:55,686 --> 00:27:58,278
I sent you an emoji of a
guitar and the earth
393
00:28:00,368 --> 00:28:02,411
Trent wants to rock my world.
394
00:28:04,862 --> 00:28:08,661
Time for sex with the ex.
Hashtag Cardio day.
395
00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:18,851
No, Trent. I am, I am so glad that I
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00:28:18,876 --> 00:28:21,678
didn't backslide with you because I
may be lonely but I'm not desperate.
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00:28:21,703 --> 00:28:22,703
I'm sorry.
398
00:28:22,724 --> 00:28:26,529
Pssshhh! Whatev-skis. (smooch) World peace.
399
00:28:27,653 --> 00:28:32,381
- I'm so proud of you.
- Do I smell a hug coming on?
400
00:28:32,406 --> 00:28:34,123
- Ooh. Let's do a reverse Oreo.
401
00:28:34,148 --> 00:28:37,084
Ooh, that's when the chocolate
is on the inside
402
00:28:38,522 --> 00:28:46,522
403
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:02,101
Why am I so bad at this?
It's probably because I'm bad at
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00:29:02,126 --> 00:29:06,467
everything. I'm not even good at being gay.
I'm still single,
405
00:29:06,492 --> 00:29:10,162
and as far as Neil Patrick Harris
goes, I can take him or leave him.
406
00:29:10,187 --> 00:29:12,617
Oh Brett, you don't know what you're saying
407
00:29:14,508 --> 00:29:16,406
I've lived here over a decade now and
408
00:29:16,431 --> 00:29:18,211
I'm still bad at being an American.
409
00:29:18,236 --> 00:29:23,608
I mean yeah, I can fake it. "Hey, let's
all go to the ball game, then we can
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00:29:23,633 --> 00:29:27,623
shoot stuff and buy houses we can't afford.
411
00:29:32,172 --> 00:29:33,897
I should just, I should just give up.
412
00:29:42,194 --> 00:29:43,733
I am really worried about
your friend, Brett.
413
00:29:43,758 --> 00:29:46,280
I just don't think his self-esteem
can take many more hits.
414
00:29:47,939 --> 00:29:50,569
Oh, I'm sorry, Dr. Drew.
415
00:29:51,070 --> 00:29:54,428
Did I call in and ask for your
advice without realizing it?
416
00:29:57,667 --> 00:30:02,147
Fine. Here, tip him this
$200 so he beats me.
417
00:30:02,172 --> 00:30:04,206
You are a good man.
418
00:30:05,117 --> 00:30:06,522
- Brett?
- Yes.
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00:30:06,547 --> 00:30:09,678
Here is uh, $50.
420
00:30:13,067 --> 00:30:15,067
Baba-booey sucker!
421
00:30:18,302 --> 00:30:19,991
Yes, I did it.
422
00:30:20,016 --> 00:30:23,148
- I win.
- Congratulations, buddy.
423
00:30:23,173 --> 00:30:27,273
Now, how about a cocktail al la Brett.
424
00:30:31,768 --> 00:30:36,335
- I still love ya.
- Put your bag down. ***
425
00:30:38,621 --> 00:30:40,406
Danny, can I talk to you for a second?
426
00:30:40,477 --> 00:30:42,562
Uh, yeah. You know our rule.
427
00:30:42,587 --> 00:30:46,347
Yeah, I get 15 seconds a day.
I can use it now?
428
00:30:47,122 --> 00:30:50,511
- Proceed.
- See how Shelly let,
429
00:30:50,536 --> 00:30:52,800
Brett win, because it means more to him?
430
00:30:53,323 --> 00:30:56,933
Um, maybe that's something you could
do for Justin.
431
00:30:58,675 --> 00:31:00,222
You know, he's right.
432
00:31:00,247 --> 00:31:04,776
Hmm. Waz, can you put me
some thinking music?
433
00:31:06,348 --> 00:31:14,348
434
00:31:28,041 --> 00:31:32,718
435
00:31:32,742 --> 00:31:34,491
Didn't think I'd let you
436
00:31:34,516 --> 00:31:36,351
leave without saying good-bye, did you?
437
00:31:39,265 --> 00:31:41,226
Stop talking to your chest hair.
438
00:31:41,251 --> 00:31:44,811
Look, uh... Uhhhh, I think
you could still beat me with Amanda.
439
00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:47,351
The uh, movie doesn't start for
another two hours.
440
00:31:47,375 --> 00:31:49,038
So you can beat me, but to beat me,
441
00:31:49,063 --> 00:31:51,702
you're going to need my help
442
00:31:51,727 --> 00:31:53,561
What?
443
00:31:53,586 --> 00:31:56,726
Well look, you know me, I'm not just
going to roll over, I'm gonna win okay?
444
00:31:56,751 --> 00:31:59,749
But also you're my boy so I'm
going to help you win.
445
00:31:59,774 --> 00:32:02,811
If I let me. Which I won't. Unless I do.
446
00:32:02,836 --> 00:32:04,804
Which I will.
447
00:32:07,068 --> 00:32:09,124
This is very confusing.
448
00:32:09,149 --> 00:32:11,309
Look man, the bottom line
is you're just too nice.
449
00:32:11,321 --> 00:32:12,647
That's who I am.
450
00:32:12,672 --> 00:32:15,640
No you're not. Not all the time.
Remember that remark where you
451
00:32:15,665 --> 00:32:16,683
said I was 130 years old?
452
00:32:16,684 --> 00:32:19,746
That didn't-didn't bother me or affect me
or ke... stay with me at all even though
453
00:32:19,747 --> 00:32:22,313
I'm 95 years younger than that?
454
00:32:23,438 --> 00:32:24,819
You've gotta do more of that
455
00:32:24,844 --> 00:32:26,803
Pick on my insecurity. That
shows you have some fight in you.
456
00:32:26,828 --> 00:32:27,928
Go ahead.
457
00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:30,647
- Like what?
- I don't know.
458
00:32:30,672 --> 00:32:33,741
Uh, maybe you were right.
You know, uh, Amanda's 22.
459
00:32:33,766 --> 00:32:36,819
So, maybe deep down Danny feels like
he's too old for girls that age.
460
00:32:38,185 --> 00:32:41,804
- Is that true?
- I don't know. Mmh, I can't tell.
461
00:32:41,829 --> 00:32:44,171
At this point it is just speculation.
462
00:32:46,721 --> 00:32:49,061
But, you know what? The good news
is I brought somebody to help kick this
463
00:32:49,086 --> 00:32:50,795
pep talk into overdrive.
464
00:33:04,747 --> 00:33:07,144
Scott Foley?!
465
00:33:08,481 --> 00:33:11,534
Yes, Justin. It is me. TV's Scott Foley.
466
00:33:15,847 --> 00:33:17,433
Why are you here?
467
00:33:17,882 --> 00:33:20,229
Well, because I love music
festivals, Justin.
468
00:33:20,254 --> 00:33:22,792
It makes perfect sense that I'm here.
469
00:33:24,816 --> 00:33:28,401
Listen, Danny caught me up to speed
on the Amanda situation,
470
00:33:28,426 --> 00:33:32,214
and you need to... Hey,
don't get lost in my eyes.
471
00:33:32,239 --> 00:33:33,712
Or lose focus.
472
00:33:40,135 --> 00:33:43,110
Listen, I wasn't always this
handsome and confident.
473
00:33:43,135 --> 00:33:44,135
Really?
474
00:33:44,568 --> 00:33:46,502
No, I've always been like this.
475
00:33:46,527 --> 00:33:50,024
I was acting. I'm amazing at it.
Now look, Danny.
476
00:33:50,587 --> 00:33:53,470
You can do this... Justin, you can do this.
477
00:33:53,494 --> 00:33:55,884
We just met it's fine.
478
00:33:56,824 --> 00:33:58,360
You can call me whatever you want.
479
00:33:58,385 --> 00:34:03,180
It's fine, I'm in your house.
You may be a, a "4" in Hollywood,
480
00:34:03,205 --> 00:34:06,454
but in Detroit, you're a "10."
481
00:34:07,488 --> 00:34:12,673
Oh, and... that's for Ed.
482
00:34:13,157 --> 00:34:15,532
Now go out there and get her. Go on!
483
00:34:20,415 --> 00:34:23,743
Scott Foley is right!
484
00:34:23,768 --> 00:34:27,314
Danny? You're going down!
485
00:34:31,105 --> 00:34:33,892
Thanks, Scott Foley.
486
00:34:33,917 --> 00:34:37,339
Uh, and by the way, you know, your eyes,
uh, they're okay,
487
00:34:37,364 --> 00:34:39,183
but they're not that amazing. Okay?
488
00:34:39,208 --> 00:34:40,475
Just be careful.
489
00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:43,722
If anyone looks in them for too
long, I can make them do stuff.
490
00:34:44,230 --> 00:34:48,034
Okay. So uh, you're a little
cocky, are... Oh...
491
00:34:51,205 --> 00:34:55,065
Drive me to the airport, then
return my rental care for me.
492
00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:57,628
'K.
493
00:35:02,159 --> 00:35:10,159
494
00:35:10,981 --> 00:35:16,119
Um, don't you have a home?
495
00:35:17,277 --> 00:35:21,792
So, uh, you, uh, ready to go see the movie?
496
00:35:23,984 --> 00:35:26,140
Hey, man, what are you doing?
497
00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:30,928
- I'm dominating you, old man.
- No, you're not I'm dominating you.
498
00:35:30,953 --> 00:35:38,886
No!
[Both make gorilla noises]
499
00:35:40,379 --> 00:35:43,589
I feel like you two get into
a lot of very odd fights.
500
00:35:44,775 --> 00:35:47,167
Now you get how this show works.
501
00:35:53,111 --> 00:35:56,616
Oh, God, what am I doing? This isn't me.
502
00:35:56,641 --> 00:36:00,478
Ummmm, that isn't anyone.
503
00:36:01,371 --> 00:36:03,491
I'm sorry, Danny. I
didn't mean to be mean.
504
00:36:03,516 --> 00:36:05,179
You don't look that old.
505
00:36:05,204 --> 00:36:10,550
Wait. Are you not his ex? Okay.
506
00:36:11,178 --> 00:36:14,323
Okay, that was funny.
That was a funny joke.
507
00:36:16,433 --> 00:36:17,745
Look, Amanda..
508
00:36:17,770 --> 00:36:20,378
Look, I know when I talk about
relationships it could seem like
509
00:36:20,403 --> 00:36:22,136
a bit much. But that's who I am.
510
00:36:22,161 --> 00:36:24,722
You know and, look, if we hang out later,
511
00:36:24,747 --> 00:36:27,619
am I going to talk to you about how
many kids I want?
512
00:36:27,644 --> 00:36:29,542
Only if we go out for coffee.
513
00:36:30,816 --> 00:36:33,730
But it's three.
514
00:36:33,755 --> 00:36:37,843
Oohhh... Look, I'm really just looking
for something casual.
515
00:36:38,706 --> 00:36:41,116
Yeah, I'm sorry, man.
516
00:36:41,141 --> 00:36:45,112
That sucks. You ready
to go see the fenders?
517
00:36:48,426 --> 00:36:51,456
Yeah. Um, I bought the movie.
518
00:36:51,481 --> 00:36:53,597
I kind of make different plans
when you were at the airport
519
00:36:53,622 --> 00:36:55,191
with TV's Scott Foley.
520
00:36:56,122 --> 00:36:58,487
I don't even remember doing that.
521
00:37:00,784 --> 00:37:02,300
It was fun meeting you both.
522
00:37:02,325 --> 00:37:06,227
Mm-Mmh, well... okay.
Looks like we both lost.
523
00:37:07,026 --> 00:37:08,870
On the bright side, at least I
524
00:37:08,895 --> 00:37:10,886
- don't have to wax my chest.
- Uh, yeah, you do.
525
00:37:10,911 --> 00:37:13,472
The bet was if she wound out
with anyone else you'd have to
526
00:37:13,497 --> 00:37:16,214
- wax your chest.
- Well, who did she end up with?
527
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:18,667
You ready to go, bae?
528
00:37:19,433 --> 00:37:21,433
Rebound Selfie!
529
00:37:38,604 --> 00:37:41,671
This day couldn't get any worse.
530
00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:53,351
Well, nobody's ever
going to hug you again.
531
00:37:54,705 --> 00:37:57,291
You know what? I'm
going to take a three-minute
532
00:37:57,316 --> 00:37:59,250
break. And then after that, we're going
533
00:37:59,275 --> 00:38:01,776
to do this, we're going to wax his chest.
534
00:38:01,801 --> 00:38:05,033
Live. So don't go anywhere.
535
00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:13,494
536
00:38:13,519 --> 00:38:17,754
Thanks, dude. All right, well, I was
537
00:38:17,779 --> 00:38:22,486
allowed to do the first
ceremonial strip, so here we go.
538
00:38:23,172 --> 00:38:25,197
Hey, you don't have to do this.
539
00:38:25,222 --> 00:38:29,408
I know, I know, I know. But listen.
540
00:38:29,822 --> 00:38:32,697
I really want to, okay? Ready?
541
00:38:34,063 --> 00:38:37,096
You got to put your hand down.
542
00:38:41,294 --> 00:38:46,643
One... okay?
One, two... three!
543
00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:10,757
544
00:39:14,035 --> 00:39:19,739
545
00:39:21,993 --> 00:39:25,335
- What are you doing?
- Oh, we're just working on a song
546
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,890
based on everything that happened today.
547
00:39:28,903 --> 00:39:30,959
- You okay?
- Yeah.
548
00:39:30,984 --> 00:39:32,148
Just a little bummed.
549
00:39:32,173 --> 00:39:33,760
Partly 'cause half my rip...
ah, my nipple...
550
00:39:33,786 --> 00:39:35,473
my nipple's gone...
my nipple fell off!
551
00:39:43,149 --> 00:39:46,452
- He's such a dork.
- Yeah.
552
00:39:46,477 --> 00:39:50,265
One day I'm going to make
that pale little dork mine.
553
00:39:51,171 --> 00:39:53,601
- Candace, you ready?
- Oh, yeah.
554
00:39:53,626 --> 00:39:55,038
Amanda, you want to sing?
555
00:39:55,063 --> 00:39:57,194
- Sure! Let's do it.
- Okay.
556
00:39:58,957 --> 00:40:03,715
No doubt, I got no game
557
00:40:04,668 --> 00:40:08,457
My friends, they're all the same
558
00:40:08,482 --> 00:40:09,644
"Undateable"
559
00:40:09,645 --> 00:40:14,590
You can't lose if you never try
560
00:40:14,615 --> 00:40:17,413
That's why me and you
561
00:40:17,414 --> 00:40:21,469
We're undateable for life
562
00:40:22,495 --> 00:40:27,223
Oh for whatever reason each
time I see him it goes so wrong
563
00:40:27,247 --> 00:40:29,159
Like when I'm out the shower
564
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,740
Wet hair and Powerpuff t-shirt on
565
00:40:33,182 --> 00:40:34,809
If you tell me what you want
- Hey
566
00:40:35,446 --> 00:40:37,702
Oh I bet that I'm a good fit
567
00:40:37,964 --> 00:40:40,516
Boy you saw me so wrong
568
00:40:40,703 --> 00:40:42,577
Cause everytime I lose it
569
00:40:42,777 --> 00:40:47,349
No doubt, I got no game
570
00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:51,477
My friends, they�re all the same
571
00:40:51,503 --> 00:40:52,800
(Undateable)
572
00:40:52,801 --> 00:40:56,943
You can't lose, if you never try
573
00:40:56,944 --> 00:41:02,086
That's why me and you are
we're undateable for life
574
00:41:02,087 --> 00:41:07,185
That's why me and you are
we're undateable for life
575
00:41:07,186 --> 00:41:13,260
That's why me (me) and you
(and you) undateable, yeah
576
00:41:13,773 --> 00:41:17,410
Me and you (you) undateable
577
00:41:21,043 --> 00:41:23,368
Undateable yeah
578
00:41:23,392 --> 00:41:31,392
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