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I'm so sorry, officer.
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She's a nervous flyer, you know?
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She probably just grabbed
the flight attendant's butt
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- out of fear.
- Yeah, fear that butt was getting away.
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Please thank the airline
for not pressing charges,
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and thank you for your service.
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Oh.
Kiss-ass.
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Yeah, keeping people out of jail is
one of my most annoying qualities.
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- Ooh, you got a feisty one here, Katie.
- Yes, I do.
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And you know how I feel
about the gingers. Mmm!
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I loves to walk that red carpet. Oh...
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- Yeah!
- Oh!
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Get ready for some razzin', Pete.
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I love jokes about my crotch.
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Oh, kids, hey. Hey.
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This is my Mom, Cricket.
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- Come here and give your old Cricket a kiss.
- Wow. I didn't know ...
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- Mwah!
- Oh, my.
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Oh, and this must be Warren.
What a soft face.
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- Thank you.
- And look at you!
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It's Bert, dressed like an elderly man.
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Oh! Look at the three of you.
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Oh, I've already got my favorite,
and it's Bert.
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Okay, I got to hit the can.
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- Thanks.
- Have fun.
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Okay, guys, let's look for my
conservative, asexual parents.
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Petey-bird!
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- Hey!
- Oh!
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- Hey, Pop.
- Oh, Bert! Hi, sweetheart.
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Uh, afraid we've got some bad news.
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Uh, right off the bat, huh?
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Great aunt Margaret decided
she couldn't fly down for the wedding.
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- Understandable, since she is 108.
- That's too bad.
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I was really looking
forward to meeting her.
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- I've heard so many great stories.
- Great lady.
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Pete, your father
needs something to eat.
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Would you ask him what he wants?
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- Hey, Pop, what do you want for lunch?
- Uh, I was thinking steak.
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- He's thinking steak.
- Steak sounds nice.
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- Steak sounds good?
- Guess who got the handicap stall?
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What's up?
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You must be the Franceses.
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Oh, get in here.
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Mwah!
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You! Get over here.
Mwah!
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- Wow!
- Gosh, it is so great
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to meet the people who
pooped out this guy.
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Been here 20 minutes ...
he already bailed me out of jail.
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It's a great story.
I'll tell you in the car.
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Okay. We'll get the luggage.
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Oh, hello.
Nice bum. Where ya from?
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Ha ha! Dad!
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Nice butt.
Where do you live?
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Well, the good news is, your
mom will fill the silences
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left by my parents' loveless marriage.
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Uh, yeah, she'll do
a lot more than that.
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But, hey, we're all
here for our wedding.
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- It's exactly what I wanted.
- Mm, yeah, me too.
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- Go! Go, go, go!
- What? What? What are you doing?
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Drug-sniffing dogs.
That's your mother's luggage.
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- Go. Go. Go.
- Oh, right. Good call.
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1x17 - The Wedding, part 2
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Okay. Here we are.
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Oh, you know what, Mom,
before I give you the tour,
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I just want to show you something.
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Okay.
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Hold up, people!
Is this a panini press?
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- See? Here, Mom.
- Yeah.
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It's the wedding from
"the Muppets take Manhattan."
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It's sort of the vibe that I'm going for.
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What is this ... like 20 bottles?
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Mom, will you stop snooping
and just focus on Kermit for a second?
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No! I'm so excited for you!
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My little girl done good!
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Big house, three kids, keeping it tight!
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- Yeah.
- Oh! I have presents.
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I got a butterfly knife for Bert...
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- Whoa.
- Uh...
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...some Canadian Playboys
for the gentle one,
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- and for Hillary...
- Thank you.
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You know, Mom, that is
so thoughtful of you.
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Uh, uh, it's just that here,
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these kids have different
rules than I had growing up,
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- so we can't, um...
- No.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, okay, well,
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I thought that the
grandmother was supposed
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to spoil the grandchildren,
but apparently not.
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All right.
Well, now we know.
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Next time I visit, I'll just
bring a loaf of wheat bread.
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Where the bidet?
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So looks like you and me are
gonna be bunking together.
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Ah, lucky me.
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So, uh, I got a new job ...
prefab decks ...
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over with Carl Wheeler and his sons.
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Yeah, congratulations, but,
Pop, remember y-you retired?
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Well, that's the thing about that.
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Ooh, let me guess.
Mom doesn't know.
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Oh, she's got plenty to
think about, what with...
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whatever it is she does all day.
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Dad, what does Mom think you do all day?
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Well, the thing about that is,
I get up, put on my golf clothes,
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head to work, sell some decks,
change back into golf clothes...
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- and come home.
- Foolproof.
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Meg, good.
You're here. Okay.
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- So, we need the votives, stemware, centerpieces ...
- Settle down, Barfa Stewart.
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- You're in charge of the boring stuff.
- Well, what are you doing?
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Oh, I got some naughty
cupcakes for the wedding night.
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- Where can I put them?
- Uh, not there.
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The fridge is filled with
food for the rehearsal dinner.
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Ugh, who refrigerates shrimp?
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Meg, please.
Okay, I really need your help.
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My list has 18 items, and
yours fits on your hand.
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Oh, yeah.
Thanks for reminding me.
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- Uh, see ya.
- Wait. No!
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I need to get all
this stuff, and I can't drive.
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It's easy ... right foot
gas, left foot brake.
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Okay... okay...
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Classic.
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- Meg has left Hillary with all the work.
- Okay. All done.
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Oh! What?
Are you kidding me?
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No!
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I could just eat you guys up! Ooh!
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- Chomp, chomp, chomp!
- You two look adorable!
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- Mom, Mom, Jackie.
- Yeah?
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- We've discussed this...
- Mm-hmm.
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...and we no longer want
to be called "adorable".
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We are best men, not best
boys, and men are not adorable.
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You're right.
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This is serious, and it
should be treated as such.
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You better put some pants on
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'cause I don't know what
I'm gonna do with myself!
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Chomp, chomp!
Ooh, I could eat you! Yum, yum.
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Check, check, check.
Um, the centerpieces go in the center.
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Good. Okay.
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- Oh, I sold our house.
- What?
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What's this ... a Shirley Temple?
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Uh, uh...
When did you sell the house?
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Two months ago.
Went like that.
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I bought a condo in Florida.
I haven't told your father.
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Of course you haven't.
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I think it would be better
for him to hear it from you.
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What happens when I'm not around?
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Hey, Pete.
We'll just be in and out.
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Mom, Jackie, okay.
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Here's some stuff that
I need for tomorrow.
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- There you go.
- I will take this, and I will take that.
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- Jackie.
- The irony is palpable.
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- Ah, yeah, right?
- Yeah.
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Let's palp it down.
What are we talking about?
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We are doing the work
of four bridesmaids,
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and they've only invited us
to the wedding to be polite.
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Oh!
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Diane, you loco.
Okay, they love us.
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Kate...
she can't get enough of me.
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She's always like,
"Jackie, you're here again!"
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- Jackie.
- Frances!
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- Oh, Diane.
- Oh, Frances.
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I've barely seen you two.
You will stay for dinner, won't you?
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Yes! Yes, we ...
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Oh, thank you for that
genuine invitation.
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Uh, yes, it's a lovely, polite gesture.
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Aww.
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I think your mom just invited your
ex-wives to our rehearsal dinner.
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She also sold the house
without telling dad.
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How's that gonna affect his secret job?
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Well, uh, that's the thing about that.
Oh, god.
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Meg is showing dad her new tattoo,
which is so close to her breasts.
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It's infected, but you ...
you get the gist.
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I love it.
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We're doing it.
Our whole family's here.
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We got it going on.
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- Bring it in.
- Bring it.
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Hi, I'm Cricket, Kate's Mom.
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Hi!
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Oh...
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- Mwah!
- Mwah!
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Oh...
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- Mwah!
- Mwah!
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I'm Jackie.
I'm Kate's sister from another mister.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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- Mm. Ow.
- I'm Diane.
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Oh, my god!
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Awww!
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- Oh, you look so adorable!
- Look, you guys match!
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Damn it!
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How does one get a name like Cricket?
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Oh, I used to hide behind
the refrigerator and chirp.
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And now your final course.
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Oh, I couldn't possibly
eat another bite.
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What?
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Oh!
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Okay, buddy.
Take it easy, buddy.
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- There's kids.
- Go, Dad. It's your party.
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Oh!
Why don't we get the ki...
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- Okay. Bedtime. Let's go.
- Nothing to see here.
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- But there's a dance party!
- Yeah.
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Okay. Let's go out.
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You're out. You're out.
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Oh, great. Okay.
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Uh, here comes ...
here comes dessert.
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- Mom, did you hire a stripper?
- What? No!
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And now...
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- ...dessert.
- Oh, geez.
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I hired two strippers!
What, what!
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Really? Really, Cricket?
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- Come on! Whoo!
- I don't think we're in Ohio anymore.
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- Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh.
- Yeah.
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Meg, really?
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I am so sorry about all
of this. I really am.
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What are you sorry about?
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About how much fun you just had?
No way I was letting my
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little girl get married without
having a bachelorette party.
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Cricket, it wasn't a bachelorette party.
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- It was a rehearsal dinner.
- With children.
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It was funny.
People with senses of humor
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would have found that funny.
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Kate thought it was funny,
didn't you, Kate?
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No, Mom,
I didn't think it was funny,
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and you're embarrassing
me in front of my family.
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Well...
I'm gonna hit the hay.
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Yeah. Well, I ...
I think I'll go make a grocery list
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- for when we get back home.
- Excellent idea.
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I think I'll go make a
grocery list at home, as well.
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Jackie, let's go.
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Why are you going home
to make a grocery list?
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I want to see what happens.
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- Jackie.
- Oh!
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Let's go.
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See? You made everyone uncomfortable.
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I did? No, no, Mom.
You showed up in handcuffs,
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and you brought weapons and lingerie.
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Now Bert, he wants tear-away
pants for Christmas.
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You know, this is
the first I've heard of this.
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Why didn't you just say something?
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Mom, this is supposed to be
my dream wedding weekend, okay?!
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- I didn't want to get angry!
- Oh, snap!
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I think somebody's got a
Bridezilla on their hands, okay?
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Ugh!
I'll be on my air mattress.
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Hope I don't embarrass anyone
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while I'm farting and
breathing like a person.
241
00:10:11,439 --> 00:10:15,174
- Wow.
- I'm so glad we're already married,
242
00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:17,710
or I don't know if we would
have gotten through this.
243
00:10:21,448 --> 00:10:25,985
Sounds like Dad's sleep-apnea
machine is up and running.
244
00:10:26,019 --> 00:10:30,056
If you need me in the next eight hours,
I'll be staring at the ceiling.
245
00:10:57,716 --> 00:10:58,950
Hey.
246
00:11:00,252 --> 00:11:01,886
My Dad just spooned me.
247
00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:04,856
Sure. Yeah.
No, I'll be here till the wedding.
248
00:11:04,890 --> 00:11:07,325
Then I'll just rush out ...
vows, smooch, cake ...
249
00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:11,863
- and be right back on the bucket.
- That's every little girl's dream.
250
00:11:11,897 --> 00:11:14,398
Why did I think it was a good idea
for us to invite our parents?
251
00:11:14,432 --> 00:11:15,867
Because it's a wedding tradition.
252
00:11:15,901 --> 00:11:18,202
You invite your parents, and
then you immediately regret it.
253
00:11:18,236 --> 00:11:20,270
I just thought that just
for me, just for one day,
254
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:23,140
- it wouldn't be the Cricket show.
- Well, at least you tried.
255
00:11:23,174 --> 00:11:25,942
- All I do is... sigh.
- You know what I would do?
256
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:28,445
I would lock up man Francis
and lady Frances in a room,
257
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,481
blurt our their secrets,
and then just run.
258
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:32,049
You would do that for me?
259
00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:35,452
Sure, if you'll get my Mom to stop
acting like Gary Busey in a Tube top.
260
00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:37,687
That's who she reminds me of.
Thank you.
261
00:11:39,424 --> 00:11:43,259
- Frances, what are you doing?
- I'm cleaning the dishwasher.
262
00:11:43,293 --> 00:11:46,229
You know what? I have a mess for
you to clean up in the bedroom.
263
00:11:46,263 --> 00:11:48,097
Oh, how exciting!
264
00:11:48,132 --> 00:11:50,698
Where's the mess?
265
00:11:50,735 --> 00:11:53,737
The mess is your
relationship with Francis.
266
00:11:53,771 --> 00:11:55,939
Aw, what's all the fuss?
I just took my pants off.
267
00:11:55,973 --> 00:11:57,774
No, no. You two need to talk.
268
00:11:57,808 --> 00:12:01,511
And I'm not letting you out
until you air your dirty laundry.
269
00:12:06,816 --> 00:12:08,484
Oh, damn it!
270
00:12:09,653 --> 00:12:11,620
Really? Really?
271
00:12:11,655 --> 00:12:13,589
You'd rather escape
than talk to each other?
272
00:12:13,623 --> 00:12:16,091
- What's there to talk about?
- Everything's fine.
273
00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:17,359
Oh, yeah? All right.
274
00:12:17,393 --> 00:12:19,595
Well, man francis got a secret job,
275
00:12:19,629 --> 00:12:22,531
and lady Frances, she sold your house
and bought a condo in Florida.
276
00:12:22,566 --> 00:12:24,366
Boom! Now talk it out.
277
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,968
Yell at each other.
Whatever you got to do.
278
00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:34,943
- So.
- Well, better get to it.
279
00:12:34,977 --> 00:12:37,845
That dishwasher won't clean itself.
280
00:12:38,381 --> 00:12:39,914
Yes, it will.
281
00:12:39,949 --> 00:12:43,051
The dishwasher cleans itself
every time it cleans the dishes.
282
00:12:43,086 --> 00:12:44,652
I read online that
once you start shaving,
283
00:12:44,687 --> 00:12:45,987
it starts growing back like crazy.
284
00:12:46,021 --> 00:12:48,089
Shave today, beard tomorrow.
285
00:12:49,825 --> 00:12:52,594
Wow!
My skin feels like it's alive!
286
00:12:52,628 --> 00:12:54,495
We are studs. Ooh!
287
00:12:55,564 --> 00:12:57,131
Hey, it's just squirting.
288
00:13:02,605 --> 00:13:04,171
Wow. You smell awesome,
289
00:13:04,206 --> 00:13:06,807
like that cab driver we had in Vegas.
290
00:13:06,841 --> 00:13:08,576
Hey, guys, have you seen Cricket?
291
00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:12,413
Good god.
What is that smell?
292
00:13:12,447 --> 00:13:13,647
Drink it in, daddy.
293
00:13:13,681 --> 00:13:15,849
It's the smell of
your boys becoming men.
294
00:13:17,919 --> 00:13:18,852
As you were.
295
00:13:18,886 --> 00:13:19,953
Cricket?
296
00:13:21,055 --> 00:13:24,725
Cricket, will you get off the roof?
Cricket, you're gonna get hurt,
297
00:13:24,759 --> 00:13:26,927
and I w-wouldn't put
it past you to sue me.
298
00:13:26,961 --> 00:13:30,330
No. I'm relaxing.
I have a prescription for it.
299
00:13:30,364 --> 00:13:32,398
Yeah, what's your condition ...
terminal immaturity?
300
00:13:32,433 --> 00:13:34,601
Okay, you know what?
301
00:13:34,636 --> 00:13:37,504
Will you just please come down?
Come down.
302
00:13:37,538 --> 00:13:40,173
Oh, no!
Not the pool skimmer!
303
00:13:40,207 --> 00:13:41,874
- Get down!
- I guess you're too short, red.
304
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:46,912
Yeah, well, joke's on you
'cause I bought the extendable one.
305
00:13:46,947 --> 00:13:48,814
Okay, now...
get down!
306
00:13:48,849 --> 00:13:51,251
What the hell
is going on out here?
307
00:13:52,453 --> 00:13:55,755
I wanted to talk to your mother
about the need to act like a grown-up,
308
00:13:55,789 --> 00:13:57,422
but first I have to get her off the roof.
309
00:13:57,457 --> 00:13:59,892
Okay, you know what, honey?
I got this. I got it.
310
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,527
What is the deal?
311
00:14:02,663 --> 00:14:05,665
I see your life ...
312
00:14:05,699 --> 00:14:08,768
the white picket fence,
the lawyer husband,
313
00:14:08,802 --> 00:14:13,405
all that shrimp.
I mean, it's just so nice...
314
00:14:13,439 --> 00:14:17,309
and, like... normal.
315
00:14:17,343 --> 00:14:19,545
You must have really
hated growing up with me.
316
00:14:19,579 --> 00:14:22,080
Mom, I don't know what you're seeing,
317
00:14:22,114 --> 00:14:24,049
but there is nothing normal about this.
318
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:27,318
One night, I got up to pee, and
I found Jackie in our bathtub.
319
00:14:27,352 --> 00:14:29,420
So...
320
00:14:29,454 --> 00:14:32,057
you're not mad that I pulled
you out of the fourth grade
321
00:14:32,091 --> 00:14:34,759
and moved us to Hawaii when
I broke up with your teacher?
322
00:14:34,794 --> 00:14:38,730
No! No.
So, I'm not great at fractions.
323
00:14:38,764 --> 00:14:41,966
But if it weren't for my...
unique childhood,
324
00:14:42,001 --> 00:14:44,368
I wouldn't have this
unique life that I love.
325
00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:48,005
Just promise me
no strippers at the wedding.
326
00:14:48,039 --> 00:14:50,140
- Of course not.
- Okay.
327
00:14:50,175 --> 00:14:52,076
Just toss me your phone,
and I'll cancel them.
328
00:14:52,110 --> 00:14:54,312
- Come on.
- Oh, my god.
329
00:14:54,346 --> 00:14:55,746
Yeah, you, uh ... you see the stubble?
330
00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:57,081
No, just scabs.
331
00:14:58,149 --> 00:15:00,951
- Hey, how'd it go?
- Surprisingly well.
332
00:15:00,985 --> 00:15:03,353
Yeah, so ... oh!
333
00:15:03,387 --> 00:15:04,955
Oh, my god,
what are you guys carrying?
334
00:15:04,989 --> 00:15:05,789
Your wedding.
335
00:15:05,824 --> 00:15:07,825
- What?
- Yeah.
336
00:15:07,859 --> 00:15:09,860
I had no idea you
were doing all of this.
337
00:15:09,894 --> 00:15:11,595
You're amazing!
338
00:15:11,629 --> 00:15:14,331
- Oh.
- Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
339
00:15:14,365 --> 00:15:16,266
I thought you were just
coming to be polite,
340
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:19,035
but for you to do all this...
you really want to be there.
341
00:15:19,069 --> 00:15:22,004
I-I-I'm so glad. Really.
342
00:15:22,039 --> 00:15:24,107
I mean, this wedding would not
be the same without you there.
343
00:15:24,141 --> 00:15:25,808
See? I told you so, Jackie.
344
00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:28,278
I have some bad news.
345
00:15:28,312 --> 00:15:31,047
Oh, of course.
It's been 20 minutes.
346
00:15:31,081 --> 00:15:32,515
Great aunt Margaret is dead.
347
00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:34,117
No!
348
00:15:34,151 --> 00:15:39,222
- Her funeral's on Saturday, so...
- The wedding is off.
349
00:15:39,256 --> 00:15:42,725
- Well, Kate, we could ...
- No, no. Pete, we should go.
350
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,260
I mean, the wedding can wait.
351
00:15:44,294 --> 00:15:46,328
We're already married, right?
352
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:50,599
I have some bad news.
Great aunt Margaret is dead.
353
00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:53,402
The funeral's on Saturday, so...
354
00:15:53,436 --> 00:15:56,616
You guys really don't talk
about anything, do you?
355
00:16:06,643 --> 00:16:08,242
I'm sorry, baby.
356
00:16:08,277 --> 00:16:11,813
I know this isn't the way you
expected to spend your wedding day.
357
00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:14,448
It's okay. It's okay.
358
00:16:14,483 --> 00:16:15,717
Mm, you know what?
359
00:16:17,586 --> 00:16:19,921
I gonna stop talking about
it because I'm gonna cry
360
00:16:19,955 --> 00:16:21,923
and weird everyone
out on the plane, so...
361
00:16:23,159 --> 00:16:25,626
Do you have a xanax
or a People magazine?
362
00:16:25,661 --> 00:16:28,128
Ladies and gentlemen, flight 773
will begin boarding for Portland.
363
00:16:28,163 --> 00:16:29,897
I'd like to welcome our
first-class passengers,
364
00:16:29,931 --> 00:16:32,132
Premiere executive platinum,
Miles platinum premiere class...
365
00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:35,903
Wow.
A lot of personality going to Portland.
366
00:16:35,937 --> 00:16:37,438
Weird town.
367
00:16:55,123 --> 00:16:57,490
You know you're allowed
to play games on your phone
368
00:16:57,525 --> 00:16:58,958
the whole flight now, right?
369
00:16:58,992 --> 00:17:03,062
- I like to feel the pieces in my hand.
- Yeah. Of course you do.
370
00:17:03,097 --> 00:17:04,797
Here.
Y-you know what, buddy? Here.
371
00:17:04,832 --> 00:17:07,767
Why don't you just hold the drinks,
and I'll finish up the board, okay?
372
00:17:07,801 --> 00:17:11,137
- Okay.
- How you guys doing back here?
373
00:17:11,171 --> 00:17:14,073
Oh, good. You know, we're
just setting up the board ...
374
00:17:14,108 --> 00:17:16,475
game that has 100
tiny, tiny, tiny pieces.
375
00:17:16,509 --> 00:17:18,945
- Dad, Dad, can I tell you my strategy?
- Oh!
376
00:17:18,979 --> 00:17:20,213
- Oh, oh, buddy, buddy.
- Oh!
377
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,848
I'm sorry!
Adults spill, too! Adults spill, too!
378
00:17:21,882 --> 00:17:23,515
It's fine. It's fine.
It's just cold. It's fine.
379
00:17:23,550 --> 00:17:25,718
Honey, you ... you want to go to
the restroom? I'll clean this up.
380
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,686
- Yeah.
- Aw.
381
00:17:27,721 --> 00:17:29,488
Do ... do you have any towels?
382
00:17:29,522 --> 00:17:33,626
- Some napkins.
- Thank you.
383
00:17:35,795 --> 00:17:37,162
Great. Just ...
384
00:17:38,331 --> 00:17:40,065
It's locked. Someone's in here.
385
00:17:40,099 --> 00:17:41,333
It's me.
386
00:17:41,368 --> 00:17:44,570
It's for you.
I always pack extra clothes.
387
00:17:44,604 --> 00:17:47,139
Warren was a plane puker.
Still is.
388
00:17:47,173 --> 00:17:48,039
Thanks.
389
00:17:51,043 --> 00:17:54,612
Wow. Bert's gonna have
a field day with this.
390
00:18:04,423 --> 00:18:06,884
Wow.
391
00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:22,006
- Hey, girl.
- Mom!
392
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:25,276
- How did you get here?
- I snuck on.
393
00:18:25,310 --> 00:18:26,944
- What?!
- Shh! Be cool, be cool!
394
00:18:26,978 --> 00:18:31,081
No, I didn't.
Pete bought me a ticket.
395
00:18:31,116 --> 00:18:33,250
Oh, you look good.
396
00:18:33,285 --> 00:18:36,052
- Thanks.
- You ready?
397
00:18:36,086 --> 00:18:38,121
'Cause there's a guy up there
who really wants to marry you.
398
00:18:38,155 --> 00:18:40,924
Wow.
399
00:18:40,958 --> 00:18:41,891
Yeah.
400
00:18:43,561 --> 00:18:47,263
Time to walk my baby down the aisle.
401
00:18:47,298 --> 00:18:48,432
Hit it!
402
00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:57,406
d He'll make me happy d
403
00:18:57,441 --> 00:19:00,376
d each time I see him d
404
00:19:00,410 --> 00:19:03,279
d he'll be the reason d
405
00:19:03,313 --> 00:19:05,682
d my heart can sing d
406
00:19:07,284 --> 00:19:10,419
d he'll stand beside me d
407
00:19:10,454 --> 00:19:13,289
d and now I'm everything d
408
00:19:13,323 --> 00:19:16,425
d she'll make me happy d
409
00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:19,795
d each time I hold her d
410
00:19:19,829 --> 00:19:22,031
d and I will follow d
411
00:19:22,065 --> 00:19:25,000
d where my heart may lead d
412
00:19:26,369 --> 00:19:29,637
Keep it together, Bert!
Be a man!
413
00:19:29,672 --> 00:19:33,675
Sometimes, a man just needs to cry.
414
00:19:33,709 --> 00:19:35,477
I can't believe we pulled this off!
415
00:19:35,511 --> 00:19:37,913
Uh, we? What are you ...
what are you talking about?
416
00:19:37,947 --> 00:19:41,016
- You almost missed the flight. I ...
- Shh. This is Kate's day.
417
00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:44,919
- Happy wedding, Kate.
- Pete, this is amazing.
418
00:19:44,953 --> 00:19:46,988
The song, everybody.
419
00:19:47,022 --> 00:19:50,425
Well, a guy can do a lot with
some frequent-flier miles.
420
00:19:52,395 --> 00:19:54,028
Pete, it's perfect.
421
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:57,164
Excuse me, lovebirds.
Coming through.
422
00:19:57,199 --> 00:20:01,369
Sorry about this.
My options for officiants were limited.
423
00:20:01,403 --> 00:20:04,638
Ready?
Do you, Pete,
424
00:20:04,672 --> 00:20:08,276
take Kate to be your
lawfully wedded wife,
425
00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:11,312
to hold ... mm, "to hold"?
426
00:20:11,346 --> 00:20:12,213
I do.
427
00:20:12,247 --> 00:20:16,249
Okay.
Do you, Kate, take this man, Pete,
428
00:20:16,284 --> 00:20:17,984
to be your lawfully wedded husband,
429
00:20:18,019 --> 00:20:22,055
to love and to cherish
as long as you both ...
430
00:20:22,089 --> 00:20:24,800
as long as Pete shall live?
431
00:20:24,926 --> 00:20:26,460
I do.
432
00:20:26,494 --> 00:20:29,863
Well, then by the power vested in me
by Lastminuteordination.Com,
433
00:20:29,898 --> 00:20:32,632
I now re-pronounce you
man and wife.
434
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,534
You may now kiss the bride.
435
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:37,003
- I love you, baby.
- I love you.
436
00:20:37,038 --> 00:20:39,739
they'll be so happy
437
00:20:39,773 --> 00:20:42,842
d now and forever d
438
00:20:42,876 --> 00:20:45,245
- until forever
- Whoo!
439
00:20:45,279 --> 00:20:49,682
This is a perfect day.
I'd just love a picture of all of us.
440
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:53,453
- We'll get a picture at the funeral.
- Perfect!
441
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:57,557
Isn't this nice?
442
00:20:57,591 --> 00:21:00,941
It'd be nicer if Peter
had sprung for first class.
443
00:21:08,148 --> 00:21:11,484
I am so excited.
I finally get my own wedding video.
444
00:21:11,518 --> 00:21:13,552
Yes. Nothing more exciting
445
00:21:13,587 --> 00:21:15,187
than watching someone
else's wedding video.
446
00:21:15,222 --> 00:21:17,323
I know! I'm excited, too!
447
00:21:17,357 --> 00:21:19,358
Do you, Kate,
take this man, Pete,
448
00:21:19,392 --> 00:21:20,892
to be your lawfully wedded husband...
449
00:21:20,927 --> 00:21:24,330
- Meg, is that your chin?
- Shocker.
450
00:21:24,364 --> 00:21:26,365
- I'm sure she turns it around.
- Meg.
451
00:21:26,399 --> 00:21:28,033
- Yeah.
- No.
452
00:21:29,436 --> 00:21:31,937
- Are you kidding me?
- What?! It's not my fault.
453
00:21:31,971 --> 00:21:33,772
If Pete had ponied up
the cash and brought the
454
00:21:33,773 --> 00:21:35,573
videographer on the plane, none
of this would have happened.
455
00:21:35,608 --> 00:21:39,244
I'll call the airline. Maybe the
black box picked up some of it.
456
00:21:39,278 --> 00:21:40,945
There's still sound.
457
00:21:43,945 --> 00:21:47,945
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