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1, 2, 3...
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Diane, wow!
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You look like a big Hillary!
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Oh, I mean, you look
like a little Diane.
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Oh!
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Hey, guys. Have fun training.
And remember, Hil,
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if you don't make the track team,
it's not the end of the world.
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- Don't listen to your father.
- I won't.
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Diane, you really didn't have
to come all the way over here.
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I ... I could have trained Hillary.
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I know how to run.
Duh.
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Oh, of course you do.
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You know how to do lots of
things, Peter assures me.
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But you know,
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if you really want to be a
part of the training team,
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just remember to hang-dry her
sports bra so it doesn't chafe.
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- Thanks.
- Bye, Kate.
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Ooh! We should coordinate
our outfits every day.
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I know, right?
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Ignore her.
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It's Jackie.
We're gonna choose to ignore her, too.
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And now from Bert's phone.
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- Hey, Jackie. What's up?
- Pete, get over here now!
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We have a major disaster on our hands!
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What's the matter?
Is ... is Bert okay?
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Jackie?
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- What's the matter? Where's bert?
- What's the disaster?
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Well, it would be a disaster
if you missed this amazing opportunity
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- to invest in my latest business venture.
- What the hell is wrong with you?
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Well, what's wrong with me
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is what could be right
for you if you act now.
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- We're leaving.
- Let's go.
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No, I have a part.
You can't leave.
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Because you would leave
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a lot of money on the table
if you walk out that door!
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Please?
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- Okay, Bert.
- Yes!
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Great.
This will only take an hour.
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"Foxed lunch."
Fox, lunch.
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Delicious, homemade,
fresh school lunches
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delivered right to your door.
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Mmm, I'm hungry!
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- 59 minutes to go.
- Yep.
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1x14 - "Foxed Lunch"
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Well, that's a morning
we'll never get back.
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What was yourite part ...
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the food puppets or
the edible pie chart?
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Well, actually, I think my
favorite part was the idea.
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I mean, look at this.
Look how cute this is.
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I stress every morning to make lunches
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that are a million
times worse than this.
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Last week, I sent Warren to school
with a bag of ham and some altoids.
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Here's the thing about Jackie.
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She's incredibly creative,
but she has no follow-through.
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I think Foxed lunch
could be good, you know,
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with a little with a dash of Kate
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and a sprinkle of harrison
and a dollop of, um...
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Does this have anything to do with
Diane's infamous training-bra remark?
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No, babe.
I want to do this, okay.
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I-I really think that I could
make this into a thing with her.
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Huh. Speak of the devil.
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Hello, Diane.
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Kate, I was thinking about
that offhanded comment I
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made earlier about you
hang-drying Hillary's sports bra.
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I'm afraid it didn't
come off as I intended.
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- No nee apogize.
- I'm not.
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I just wanted to make
sure you remember to do it
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because I didn't see you write it down.
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Well, I'll have to see if I
can fit it into my schedule
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because I'm gonna be
a working woman now.
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- I'm going into business with Jackie.
- Oh, you poor, sweet, dear fool.
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- So, this business with Jackie,
it's happening? - Yeah.
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- And you want me to support it?
- Yes.
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- And there's nothing I can do
to talk you out of it? - No.
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Then, you know what? I support it!
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- Great!
- Congratulations!
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- Thanks.
- Okay, I'm taking the boys to karate.
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Hi.
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Hi, Jackie. It's Kate.
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I just wanted to call
to let you know I'm in.
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- Oh, that's great! In what?
- Foxed lunch.
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Oh, that's great.
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Okay, uh, just write me
a check payable to "cash."
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- And then, in the memo, write "taxes."
- Great.
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So, should we get
together and talk about it?
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I could come to you, or
you could come over here.
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Surprise me.
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What? Hello?
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I think it's great you
guys are doing this.
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Karate can teach you a lot
about integrity and perseverance.
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I just took down eight guys
without getting hit once.
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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I'm sensei Rick.
Welcome to my dojo.
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A couple ground rules
before we get started.
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Rule number one ... we bow
upon entering and exiting.
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That is about respect.
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Yes, exactly.
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Hey!
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What the hell do you
think you're doing, buddy?
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That's the dojo's parking
space, not the dry cleaner's!
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Oh, sensei Rick's gonna kick some ass!
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He's not gonna kick ...
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If you don't move that
car, I will kick your ass!
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I hope he doesn't move it!
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Jackie, I just wanted to tell you
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that I think Foxed lunch
is an incredible idea
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and I am so excited to be a part of it.
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Thank you. This is awkward.
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Did you bring me that check?
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- Oh, yeah. Here you go.
- Thank you!
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Well, you know, Jackie,
I'm happy to invest,
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but I think I have a lot
to offer this company.
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I sort of always imagined myself
a lone wolf in this foxhole, but...
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Scooch. Okay.
Why don't you sell me on Kate?
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Well, I have a degree in marketing,
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uh, just as soon as I finish
the last three credits.
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And most recently,
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I did the books and marketing
over at the federal bar.
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- Uh, what are you writing?
- Nothing.
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I can't get this pen to work.
Don't you hate that?
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- So, what do you say?
- Well, I don't know.
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Come on, Jackie, I think
we'd make great partners.
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- I have a business mind, you have a ...
- A beautiful mind.
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- Exactly!
- Hmm.
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And if I slleed to convince you... Hmm?
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...I already got us our first client.
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She doesn't know it yet. I say we
just give her some free lunches,
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she gets hooked on our
product, and then, boom,
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- she'll be begging for more.
- Ah.
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- What do you say?
- Well, I guess I say,
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it must be Tuesday, 'cause,
girlfriend, you on fire.
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- Welcome aboard.
- Thanks.
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Heads up.
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Wait! Just ... ooh!
'cause I'm unstoppable
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♪ no breakable, oh-oh ♪
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♪ there's nothing that can get in my way ♪
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♪ there's nobody gonna get in my way ♪
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♪ hey, 'cause I'm unstoppable ♪
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♪ no breakable, oh-oh ♪
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♪ there's nothing gonna get in my way ♪
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♪ there's nobody gonna get in my way ♪
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♪ I'm unbreakable ♪
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♪ hey, hey, hey-hey ♪
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♪ unforgettable ♪
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Love it.
hey, hey, hey-hey
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Ooh, 45 minutes.
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That's a lot of work for one sandwich.
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Come on! Pick it up, Hillary!
Pick up those feet!
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Excellent! Now, that was
the workout of a champion.
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Oh, I hope someone says
to you what they said to me
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when I won my swimming
silver in Seoul ...
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"Chooka heyo,
moosuhwun oondong seonsu."
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What?
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It means "congratulations,
terrifying athlete."
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That would be amazing.
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So, Hillary, what do you say
we end our practice
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- with a friendly race?
- I would love to, but ...
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Come on, Hillary ... just one lap.
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I want to feel my flanks burn.
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Ah, suck it!
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I could... not keep up.
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Oh, there's Bree.
Got to run. Love you!
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Wait.
You should walk.
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Huh.
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Well, my kids loved the food.
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So, spread the word
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'cause these two foxes
are hungry for business.
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Okay, slow down, cowboy.
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It took us four straight
hours to get this order done.
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I was just telling my
biotches in the PTA ...
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I like to call them my "Momfia" ...
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and they all want to give it a try!
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Biotches,
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sleep in, because these two
are on lunch duty tomorrow!
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Yay!
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- 4 down. 53 to go.
- Check it out.
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Throw this on the side of
our car ... boom, business.
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- Damn it!
- What?
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It's fine. I just can't get
the bunny to look surprised.
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Oh, I don't know. Just make
his mouth more like an "o."
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Oh, sure, Kate.
I'll just re-roll some sea kelp.
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You know what?
Never mind, okay? I'll do it.
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It's fine.
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I mean, it's not a lot of
time to make a lot of art,
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and I only got nine hours
of sleep last night, so...
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and my bath this
morning was only an hour.
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Okay, Jackie.
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Jackie, come here.
Listen to me.
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Sit down. You are gonna
do this, all right?
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I know there's some people
who don't think it'll work,
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But we're gonna prove them wrong.
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Tell me what you need.
Just say the word. Okay.
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I need 50 organic persian
cucumbers for the tabbouleh.
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Okay, we have only, like, $4,
so I don't if that'll be enough for 50.
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Well, then let's quit while
we're ahead, go out on top.
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We're not ahead, all right?
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We're the opposite of ahead.
We are not gonna fail.
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I am gonna get you your cucumbers, okay?
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- Okay.
- Okay. Fine.
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- Fine. Get me those cucumbers.
- Okay.
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- And an energy drink.
- Okay.
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And a yogurt.
Ooh, can you get me a hat?
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Okay.
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I'm so psyched for this movie!
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Sensei Rick said it's the
most realistic butt-kicking
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he's seen in years.
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Uh... oh, guys, hang on one second.
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Uh, excuse me. I think
you're in our seats.
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I don't think so.
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Yeah, I have row "I," 3, 4, 5.
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Hey, why don't you sit
somewhere else, man.
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Oh!
Big mistake.
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Big mistake.
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Bert, hold my nonpareils. Ooh!
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This is an aneseat theater.
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If you like total anarchy, watch
your movies at the westmark 5.
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This is the cineplex at shopping town.
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- Screw off.
- Oh, no, he didn't!
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- Destroy him, Dad.
- Yeah!
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You gentlemen leave me no choice.
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Usher?
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- Yes, sir?
- Aw!
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Thank you, Steve.
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Uh, these gentlemen are
sitting in our seats.
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We politely asked them to move.
As you can see, they have not.
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Guys, I'm sorry, but
those aren't your seats.
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When someone complains,
I have to enforce it.
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There you go.
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How about that, guys?
Whoa!
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Sensei Rick would have
totally annihilated those guys.
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Guys, hitting and kicking
doesn't make you tough.
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The real tough guys
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are the people who solve
problems with their mind ...
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arbitrators, jurors,
professional-conflict mediators.
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Dad, can we talk about this later?
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After we watch this guy take vengeance
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for his murdered family
with only one fist?
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And no shirt!
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Can I have my nonpareils?
242
00:10:53,214 --> 00:10:57,384
Okay, flash your lights twice,
pop the trunk, and turn off the car.
243
00:10:58,553 --> 00:10:59,736
Thanks for the produce hook-up.
244
00:10:59,787 --> 00:11:01,071
I know you and Tevin broke up,
245
00:11:01,122 --> 00:11:02,722
but this is really gonna help me out.
246
00:11:03,307 --> 00:11:05,024
Yeah, well, he stole my pajama pants,
247
00:11:05,058 --> 00:11:06,542
so it's the least he can do.
248
00:11:06,577 --> 00:11:08,344
Well, well, well.
249
00:11:08,378 --> 00:11:11,013
Kate, I assume you're
here for the tomatoes
250
00:11:11,014 --> 00:11:13,649
and a threesome since
we're all three here.
251
00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:15,435
Nope to both of those.
252
00:11:15,469 --> 00:11:17,419
Tevin, I told you she wasn't into it.
253
00:11:17,988 --> 00:11:20,339
Um, I'm ... I'm actually here
for cucumbers, not tomatoes.
254
00:11:22,142 --> 00:11:24,543
I always get tomatoes
and cucumbers confused.
255
00:11:24,577 --> 00:11:25,594
All right.
256
00:11:27,414 --> 00:11:29,598
- Doesn't he look kind of hot today?
- Meg.
257
00:11:29,649 --> 00:11:31,200
Hey, why are you doing
this dumb job anyway?
258
00:11:31,234 --> 00:11:32,668
I thought the whole reason
you got married to Pete
259
00:11:32,702 --> 00:11:34,269
was so you didn't have to work.
260
00:11:34,321 --> 00:11:35,921
No, I married him just for love.
261
00:11:35,955 --> 00:11:38,273
Blech. Blech. Blech.
262
00:11:38,325 --> 00:11:41,143
And I'm doing this for me, okay?
I like working. I miss it.
263
00:11:41,177 --> 00:11:45,431
Oh, this trunk is huge.
I could sleep in here.
264
00:11:45,465 --> 00:11:48,300
Or I bet you could fit
three people lying down.
265
00:11:48,335 --> 00:11:50,635
Oh, yeah.
It's definitely back on.
266
00:11:52,171 --> 00:11:54,856
B-T-dubs, these
cukes aren't organic.
267
00:11:54,874 --> 00:11:58,743
They're big, though ...
just swollen with chemicals.
268
00:11:58,778 --> 00:12:00,712
Crap.
269
00:12:00,746 --> 00:12:02,263
Oh, hey.
270
00:12:03,031 --> 00:12:04,832
Do you have any more of
these "organic" stickers?
271
00:12:04,866 --> 00:12:07,368
Oh, yeah. You know I got you.
272
00:12:07,419 --> 00:12:09,020
Perfect.
273
00:12:09,054 --> 00:12:11,855
Good luck with your cucumber business.
274
00:12:11,873 --> 00:12:14,725
No. No, we're back off. No.
275
00:12:15,759 --> 00:12:16,743
Mmm.
276
00:12:17,995 --> 00:12:20,764
It really makes my kidneys hum.
277
00:12:20,798 --> 00:12:23,750
- So, Hillary, quick question.
- Mm-hmm.
278
00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:26,236
Did you let me win the race yesterday?
279
00:12:26,270 --> 00:12:27,420
What?!
280
00:12:28,255 --> 00:12:32,258
You ... you killed me.
I'm still angry about it.
281
00:12:32,309 --> 00:12:33,660
Okay, fine.
I didn't try my hardest.
282
00:12:33,694 --> 00:12:36,930
You don't have to take it easy
on me. I am not your father.
283
00:12:37,681 --> 00:12:39,899
Yeah, but you're so competitive.
284
00:12:40,401 --> 00:12:41,984
And I'm like you,
285
00:12:42,018 --> 00:12:45,204
so whenever there's a
winner or loser between us,
286
00:12:45,238 --> 00:12:46,772
it just gets ugly, Mom.
287
00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:50,192
But...
I don't care who's the fastest.
288
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:53,245
Hillary, I just want to
spend time with my daughter.
289
00:12:54,197 --> 00:12:56,517
How about a fun jog?
290
00:12:56,717 --> 00:12:59,852
- No stopwatch, no starting gun?
- Not even ankle weights.
291
00:12:59,886 --> 00:13:01,136
- That sounds great.
- Good!
292
00:13:01,154 --> 00:13:02,971
Now bottoms up.
293
00:13:02,989 --> 00:13:06,242
This scrod is undrinkable
in five minutes.
294
00:13:07,276 --> 00:13:10,662
Mmm.
The chunks are the best.
295
00:13:10,696 --> 00:13:13,731
So, I took the kids to
"Fists of Vengeance"
296
00:13:13,783 --> 00:13:14,833
- the other day.
- Oh!
297
00:13:14,867 --> 00:13:16,935
How sick were those throat rips?
298
00:13:16,969 --> 00:13:19,404
Quite sick.
There was an incident with some guys
299
00:13:19,438 --> 00:13:20,605
who were sitting in our seats,
300
00:13:20,639 --> 00:13:23,191
and my kids actually thought
I was gonna fight with them.
301
00:13:23,225 --> 00:13:27,162
And I think they learned that
aggressive attitude from you.
302
00:13:27,196 --> 00:13:29,164
Yeah.
Yeah, they're good listeners.
303
00:13:31,465 --> 00:13:34,534
You're a father, and I'm a son
304
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:36,720
who someday hopes to meet his father.
305
00:13:36,754 --> 00:13:39,473
So, I totally respect
what you're saying.
306
00:13:39,507 --> 00:13:41,550
A lot of parents draw
conclusions from the few
307
00:13:41,551 --> 00:13:43,594
minutes they're here during
pick-up and drop-offs,
308
00:13:43,628 --> 00:13:45,913
but why don't you join the class,
309
00:13:45,947 --> 00:13:47,914
see what I'm all about,
then make a decision.
310
00:13:47,932 --> 00:13:49,032
You ever take karate before?
311
00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:51,301
Yes, as a matter of fact.
I was going to.
312
00:13:51,336 --> 00:13:55,388
Well, Trevor will set
you up in back with a gi.
313
00:13:55,406 --> 00:13:58,725
What are you? A...
ladies XL?
314
00:14:02,346 --> 00:14:04,614
Okay. I'm almost done.
315
00:14:04,665 --> 00:14:07,650
I know it's 2:00 A.M., but we did it.
316
00:14:07,685 --> 00:14:09,235
I told you we were gonna
have a real business.
317
00:14:09,253 --> 00:14:10,553
I got to hand it to you, Kate.
318
00:14:10,604 --> 00:14:13,873
You got a real brain behind
that blond, Swedish robot face.
319
00:14:13,891 --> 00:14:15,842
Can you hand me a few more
of these Foxed lunch stickers
320
00:14:15,876 --> 00:14:16,943
- that I have in my bag?
- Yeah, sure.
321
00:14:21,131 --> 00:14:23,699
Kate, what are these?
322
00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:26,227
They're stickers! Uh, they give them to
323
00:14:26,228 --> 00:14:28,721
you as a prize when
you buy organic food.
324
00:14:28,755 --> 00:14:31,657
Oh, my god, Kate!
Did you buy regular cucumbers
325
00:14:31,691 --> 00:14:35,127
- and put organic stickers on them?
- What?! No.
326
00:14:35,162 --> 00:14:37,797
Look at this. This is
a cucumber for a giant.
327
00:14:37,831 --> 00:14:39,698
- I'm dumping this out.
- What?!
328
00:14:39,716 --> 00:14:41,250
Are you crazy, Jackie?
329
00:14:41,301 --> 00:14:42,918
We have to deliver
this in a couple hours.
330
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,753
I had to make a compromise,
and I'm not gonna
331
00:14:44,754 --> 00:14:46,538
let you ruin our
business over a cucumber.
332
00:14:46,556 --> 00:14:48,307
I'm not doing this for the money.
333
00:14:48,341 --> 00:14:52,369
I am doing it because I'd rather
have one person who really, really
334
00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:56,398
loves our product than a thousand
totally satisfied customers.
335
00:14:56,433 --> 00:14:59,068
- I'm throwing this out.
- No, you're not throwing this out.
336
00:14:59,102 --> 00:15:01,320
- Then, I quit.
- What?!
337
00:15:04,324 --> 00:15:07,192
Damn it!
That was the recycling.
338
00:15:27,522 --> 00:15:28,472
Oh, hey, babe.
339
00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:29,806
You're finally home.
How was work?
340
00:15:29,824 --> 00:15:32,910
Uh, no. Actually, it's morning.
I just got up.
341
00:15:32,944 --> 00:15:34,377
What's that ... angry chihuahua?
342
00:15:34,395 --> 00:15:36,864
No, it's a carefree rabbit. See?
343
00:15:36,898 --> 00:15:38,182
- Kate, what's happening?
- Nothing.
344
00:15:38,216 --> 00:15:40,100
You're ... you're ... you're
wife Jackie ... this one...
345
00:15:41,286 --> 00:15:42,703
- ...that one, quit one me?
- Yeah?
346
00:15:42,754 --> 00:15:44,838
Okay? She quit on me.
So now I had to deliver 50 lunches.
347
00:15:44,873 --> 00:15:46,473
And now I have to make
50 more for tomorrow.
348
00:15:46,524 --> 00:15:47,774
And for the life of me, I do not know
349
00:15:47,826 --> 00:15:50,043
how to make a-a blueberry
into a blow hole ...
350
00:15:50,094 --> 00:15:51,195
A blow hole.
351
00:15:51,229 --> 00:15:52,996
I thought the whole
reason this was a good idea
352
00:15:53,031 --> 00:15:55,032
was that you didn't like
making lunches for the kids.
353
00:15:55,066 --> 00:15:58,669
Can I point out the irony that
you're now making 50 lunches
354
00:15:58,703 --> 00:16:02,573
- for kids who aren't even ours?
- I wouldn't if I were you.
355
00:16:03,107 --> 00:16:05,274
- Kate, you don't have to do this.
- Yes, Pete, I do, okay?
356
00:16:05,292 --> 00:16:07,510
I can't just sit around
waiting to wash Hillary's bras
357
00:16:07,528 --> 00:16:10,864
or lick Warren's envelopes because
he's afraid of getting paper cuts.
358
00:16:10,898 --> 00:16:13,082
To be fair, Warren does get a
lot of paper cuts on his tongue.
359
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,051
But y-you can't let Diane get to you.
360
00:16:15,085 --> 00:16:17,370
She brings her own comment
cards to restaurants.
361
00:16:17,404 --> 00:16:20,106
Pete, it's not just
Diane, okay? It's me.
362
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:22,058
I've supported myself my entire life.
363
00:16:22,092 --> 00:16:25,060
- I started working at my mom's
bar when I was 10. - 10?
364
00:16:25,078 --> 00:16:26,712
I had a work permit
that said that I was 12.
365
00:16:26,747 --> 00:16:28,447
Canada's a weird place.
366
00:16:28,482 --> 00:16:30,649
I love you, and I love our family.
367
00:16:31,184 --> 00:16:33,936
But I need to feel like I'm
doing something on my own.
368
00:16:33,970 --> 00:16:35,537
I ... I had no idea that
you were feeling this.
369
00:16:35,572 --> 00:16:37,956
I love that you want to work.
370
00:16:38,491 --> 00:16:42,143
Maybe you should just consider
something less Jackie-centric.
371
00:16:42,178 --> 00:16:44,095
- She called me a robot face.
- That's ridiculous.
372
00:16:44,646 --> 00:16:46,547
Your face is totally real.
373
00:16:46,582 --> 00:16:48,499
- Well, this is nice.
- Yeah!
374
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,071
Oh, was the pace too slow?
375
00:16:54,106 --> 00:16:56,374
Oh, no. It just seems like
you're picking it up a little.
376
00:16:56,408 --> 00:16:59,460
Yeah, well, still warming up.
377
00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:01,496
Maybe it just seemed like I was too
378
00:17:01,497 --> 00:17:03,514
fast because your stride is so short.
379
00:17:03,548 --> 00:17:06,133
Oh, I think my stride's just fine.
380
00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:10,187
- Are you okay with the pace?
- Yeah.
381
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:13,040
I mean, they say you're
supposed to be able to hold a
382
00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:15,842
conversation, which I'm having
absolutely no problem with.
383
00:17:15,876 --> 00:17:17,127
Me neither. Oh, look!
384
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,545
The kangs are... moving!
385
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:22,599
I hope... they like...
Sacra... mento!
386
00:17:23,234 --> 00:17:24,584
9...
387
00:17:24,618 --> 00:17:26,319
10!
388
00:17:26,353 --> 00:17:27,770
All right, let's hit the mats.
389
00:17:29,807 --> 00:17:31,341
Okay, class.
390
00:17:31,392 --> 00:17:34,727
I know karate's fun and you love
watching me bust out my moves,
391
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:38,631
but what if you get into a
tough situation outside the dojo?
392
00:17:38,649 --> 00:17:40,516
What do you do then?
393
00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:44,036
Let's imagine that you're
in a... a movie theater ...
394
00:17:44,054 --> 00:17:46,589
it's one of those fancy-pants
assigned-seat theaters ...
395
00:17:46,624 --> 00:17:49,125
and there are two guys
sitting in your seat.
396
00:17:49,159 --> 00:17:51,361
Wow!
This class is so practical.
397
00:17:51,395 --> 00:17:52,795
I know.
398
00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:55,515
They won't move, even though
they're sitting in your seats.
399
00:17:55,549 --> 00:17:56,616
So, what do you do?
400
00:17:56,650 --> 00:17:58,184
Uh-huh?
401
00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,737
- Hail an usher.
- Totally.
402
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:04,423
You could do that if you don't
mind people laughing at you.
403
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,109
Or you can kick some ass.
404
00:18:07,143 --> 00:18:08,277
Zachary, Samantha.
405
00:18:11,414 --> 00:18:14,849
Get out of my seat.
No?
406
00:18:17,294 --> 00:18:19,570
Hang on.
This is the real world.
407
00:18:19,588 --> 00:18:22,123
There are ramifications.
What if those guys sue you?
408
00:18:23,259 --> 00:18:25,510
Good luck suing me with no teeth.
409
00:18:25,544 --> 00:18:28,229
Okay, sensei Rick,
here come the cops.
410
00:18:28,264 --> 00:18:29,497
They've got guns.
411
00:18:29,532 --> 00:18:32,400
Hey, cops, guess what.
I have guns, too.
412
00:18:33,201 --> 00:18:34,318
I know what you're trying to do.
413
00:18:34,369 --> 00:18:35,419
You're trying to embarrass me
414
00:18:35,470 --> 00:18:38,239
because I believe in civilization.
415
00:18:38,273 --> 00:18:42,827
I could choose to kick ass,
but I don't.
416
00:18:42,861 --> 00:18:44,779
- Oh. Could you?
- Yeah.
417
00:18:44,780 --> 00:18:48,315
Well, prove it.
Prove to me that it's a choice.
418
00:19:00,078 --> 00:19:03,080
- Yikes!
- Oh, Dad!
419
00:19:04,114 --> 00:19:06,983
Maybe you should hail an usher
to break the board for you.
420
00:19:09,954 --> 00:19:12,171
- Yes!
- Unbelievable!
421
00:19:21,281 --> 00:19:23,382
♪ you were born with a rainbow afro ♪
422
00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:25,518
♪ sing it loud, get
ready for the late show ♪
423
00:19:25,552 --> 00:19:27,453
♪ show your mamma what you're
storing in your backpack ♪
424
00:19:27,487 --> 00:19:29,722
♪ now you're ready to
show us what you got ♪
425
00:19:29,756 --> 00:19:32,508
♪ ooh ♪
426
00:19:35,645 --> 00:19:37,279
- Oh, Dad, are you okay?
- How's your hand?
427
00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:39,381
- I'm in a lot of pain.
- Oh, I bet.
428
00:19:39,415 --> 00:19:41,783
- Pretty sure it's broken.
- Oh.
429
00:19:41,818 --> 00:19:43,719
That definitely was not worth it.
430
00:19:43,753 --> 00:19:46,288
- Here.
- What's this?
431
00:19:46,322 --> 00:19:47,756
It's a peanut-butter-and-jelly
sandwich.
432
00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:49,041
It's supposed to look like a snake.
433
00:19:49,075 --> 00:19:51,156
- It looks like a penis.
- Oh, my god.
434
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,286
I made 10 of these
and gave them to kids today.
435
00:19:53,362 --> 00:19:56,080
- Yikes.
- See, Jackie, I can't do this, you know?
436
00:19:56,115 --> 00:19:57,348
Foxed lunch is your baby.
437
00:19:57,383 --> 00:20:00,001
- You're the sandwich artist. I'm...
- A rat-racer,
438
00:20:00,035 --> 00:20:01,553
chasing rats up the
corporate ladder with
439
00:20:01,554 --> 00:20:03,071
a briefcase where your heart should be?
440
00:20:03,805 --> 00:20:05,272
What were you gonna say?
441
00:20:05,307 --> 00:20:09,143
Well, I was gonna say I'm more
business-minded, but, um...
442
00:20:09,177 --> 00:20:11,245
obviously I'm
not very good at that, so...
443
00:20:11,296 --> 00:20:14,481
Foxed lunch is all yours.
444
00:20:14,516 --> 00:20:16,684
Huh.
445
00:20:17,535 --> 00:20:18,986
Hey, robot face.
446
00:20:20,455 --> 00:20:23,190
Are you programmed to cut
yourself a little but of slack?
447
00:20:23,224 --> 00:20:27,111
So, you tried something new and
you're 0 for 1 ... big whoop.
448
00:20:27,145 --> 00:20:30,681
I'm like 6 for 93, and two of
them I settled out of court.
449
00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:33,200
You're gonna be fine.
450
00:20:33,251 --> 00:20:35,085
- Thanks, Jackie.
- Oh, uh, before you go,
451
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,821
I'd like to tell you about
my latest business venture.
452
00:20:37,839 --> 00:20:40,541
- What about Foxed lunch?
- Foxed what?
453
00:20:40,592 --> 00:20:41,842
Oh, oh! No.
454
00:20:41,876 --> 00:20:44,595
This is a very expensive hobby,
not a profitable business.
455
00:20:44,629 --> 00:20:47,598
Right. Well, uh, Jackie,
good luck with whatever it is.
456
00:20:47,632 --> 00:20:51,168
I'm sure it'll be very... specific.
457
00:20:51,186 --> 00:20:52,836
Oh, it is! It is!
458
00:20:53,354 --> 00:20:56,556
May I interest you in the Puppy poncho?
459
00:20:56,607 --> 00:20:59,559
I know I'll be kicking myself
later, but, uh, definitely no.
460
00:20:59,610 --> 00:21:02,062
No way
you won't be regretting that ...
461
00:21:02,113 --> 00:21:04,013
Yeah, I didn't really buy it myself.
462
00:21:09,007 --> 00:21:10,973
- Is it broken?
- No.
463
00:21:11,007 --> 00:21:13,109
- It's sprained, isn't it?
- No.
464
00:21:13,143 --> 00:21:15,861
Acetaminophen, ice.
465
00:21:18,148 --> 00:21:21,330
I can't believe I thought I had
to show the boys how tough I am.
466
00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:23,496
Peter, you're not the only
parent out there who's ever
467
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,855
done something ridiculous to
teach their children a lesson.
468
00:21:26,873 --> 00:21:29,605
- You too, huh?
- No.
469
00:21:34,187 --> 00:21:37,471
- What happened to you?
- New shoes.
470
00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:40,468
Oh, god.
471
00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:44,162
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